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Ek can you be dot au argy And stay tuned for static in the attic. Yes. And unfortunately a need is sounded the weather so I'm sort of fake this out was the opening theme for static in the attic. And I did manage to find and hopefully this hasn't been broadcast very recently if so I beg your indulgence there Fred Allen Show one long pan and getting in the Roxy for free and and unique and wonderful humorous John Steinbeck called Fred Allen unquestionably the best tumors of our time most and mired of all radio comics and. Kind of a unique. Show wasn't situation comedy variety show or sketch comedy is was a meld of all of them anyway and 230 minute shows sand we'll see where we go from there and feel better Nina. If you remember. Before the laws of America present the friend on the shoulder we're. The Fred Allen show with Fred guest Basil Rathbone we're going to have a monopoly filed Peta Donald Duck a family the De Marco the truth and Al Goodman in his orchestra and this is going to DOMA speaking we're friendly for a dealer if you happen to get around among those who buy and operate trucks you probably know that they're all talking about the new bonus built for trucks build extra strong to last long there are 139 new models including the new extra heavy duty jobs the biggest or drugs ever built or all of facts about the new 948 Ford trucks so your bought dealer tomorrow. Night yet other than what do RINGBACK you grab come to you as a public service other program time do you track. Is a power grab that comes to you if you call it loser style actually no he's. Home thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen important look after this place just say Kerry is a champagne don't make a whole big production out of the opening if you will out thanks to my right here had that a do that if you do it that's the whole trouble with this program you know the writers one writer used to work in a butcher shop he sells his jokes by the pound at the scales with him whenever you deal with him and the other right it comes to work with a hammer and a chisel I think he used to write epitaphs always a prehistoric old gentleman I don't know where some of the joke sounds like Epitaph Well that's the other right he's an old Harvard man he writes all of his joke. And dead languages. You can always tell one of his jokes it just lays there well enough with the and that with the groundling as that one did that was one of the specials right there. You hear Jack Benny Tonight Show was cut off again and I cut off last week to it and it was saying in radio you'll never hear the end of beneath. It want to watch it watch in the new and I just sat that way don't use words that we're not familiar with break them out what isn't an anthropologist what is and I just isn't that there is an answer to the good I didn't think you know what I thought I said what about what about this anthropology that. Rating in a roll ball. What are you laughing about what are you laughing about you have why the other day as. Well Einstein has plenty of hair to there's some friend between Yeah and I would die and you bet there is I call my. Mommy was. A nasty letter from Hal and. Ironically thanks to my what a dummy What else is what else is new read every design call poor Gregory Willy Well you have to stop work well I'm telling you don't get trying to make up a long take to pop a lot that's one of the Hobbit man jokes. I point them out as I lay them out but. I finally got like a house on fire I said Why yes you sure you sure are and I wish I had a pail of dirty water to cope with the conflagration tell me what is your edge What is your last night activity and planning and adding that dry and the rat mother said there's only one to get that a brat and that one way is to keep your trap Shad. Let's go out on the street and do this what you're left. With I won't open my bags and until I get to Alan's alley What is your question tonight well during the past 6 months the Better Business Bureau has received an increasing number of complaints about exaggeration and misrepresentation and advertising and so our question is have you been victimized by exaggeration on misrepresentation and advertising Shall we go as the 2 inventors said when they designed the 1st gotta let's make it snappy. You will do all. Well here we are back in Allen salad bar. I guess Senator Clegg aren't you know all right look is Scooter is on the front verandah there Elijah make sure. I'm going to bang my dog on the bag Oh if you. Yes and I give it to me by a phone I'm busy you have no syrup jug in a waffle shop now wait and I'm investigating a coal fired coal strike still in the country a lot of good good day in Pittsburgh if you meet a man on the street you can see where. John Lewis your current of the people any of the time on live I say so. Tell me senator about this exaggeration and misrepresentation and advertising advertising only the grease that lubricates the wheels of progress you think advertising on advertising gets results or advertising amounted nowhere is Keystone was well I mean who knew tobacco best was Junot. But other smokers who is much more smokers know but those were just laying around doing nothing. Better to tell me the politicians keeping up with the businessman are the politicians advertise a sure. Are all them Republican just avatars in a slogan just I read a 5 letters earlier gee what is l s m f e stands for that's what macabre Truman. I think the senator has been drinking too many malted milk she's a little frak appy. That she is Mr Moody Stella. Heard about. Well Mr Moti How about this advertising business oh a family has to know about advertising why it's the only way you can make it pay or you have advertising around your fondue on all 4 sides I'm a button I got pearl in a live appeal edge. A bullet hole painted yellow advertising border. And I get the longest Burma Shave poem in the country or really how does your poem go on McGee had a long goatee when he combed it out it hung down to his need today John happy he married away his goat he's gone thanks to by machine. That is long you're. A mile down the road I see it comes in my gate goes wander around the house yeah. The last line last line is on my back door on the engine Oh you you have. You have to open the door to read the last line of the Burma Shave on that's the trick The trick is you open the back door my wife said Michelle in the stuff. That doesn't all of this advertising keep you hopping Sunday in the busiest day what happens on the Sabbath I stand out in the front yard all day I'm wearing a shell head swallowtail call. And has got a white beds and I'm leaning on a Russian will your. Soul leaning on a Russian will in my hand imo deniable What are you supposed to be a rube of distinctions along the. Line of sight as well really switch from hot side oh well it's childish next. Jacqui this is the same you look excited excited I'm frantic watching what's wrong as I'm getting out of the haven't upside down cake is having suddenly just so how do they I'm stepping down the upside down cake and answering matchmaker. What is all the excitement about I'm forgetting how I'm setting down the upside down k. A that is confusing now i'm not knowing which side is upside convince Saddam. What he's going to do I'm standing at the time and then calling it a struggle. Than it is not spam Have you been victimized by misrepresentation in advertising mostly in the movies in the movies on the screen to show you try the saying next week you shouldn't miss it the leaping up your spine I see all of a 5th make the picture is that bad that I think is coming on how. I've noticed that last night I'm going to a double feature zombie is getting up his dam that in Technicolor. Also the one man is having a letter I've seen that. I where the pages Well Glenn says Oh. That flashing on the screen coming next week you were blowing at top that's. Coming next week. One thing is not coming next to me what I am not coming. Up with Sandy have missed the cash they missed the cash or they surely must be waiting for it. Now Eileen Jolie had was well I do you know you get a. Letter Jeremy mystic that's on the other paw tell me. Down the mystic Cassidy about this advertising discussion made by advertising should we show by legislation really especially Jim for Posterous content they have on the radio why do you say that thanks to them quiz programs every moron in America today has a vegetative. I'll hook a quiz program here one of the contestants had amnesia they asked him who he was he couldn't remember his name. For Macon a gram Friday they gave him $800.00. And then then they gave him a brand new house in case he couldn't remember where he lived. You say you're against these radio contests a jazz No Look point contest did for Gingrich Brannigan watch what happened to Gingrich well after it went into limited and a jingle Price Yeah again just one of the biggest soap contests in the country what was the 1st prize English gets $40.00 a week as long as you do and for $52.00 weeks after he does. His son is getting a college education with a career to get and. They're sending dangerous his daughters who are finishing school and church he's been a huge. And Gator sandwiches Brannigan have to take a cruise to Bermuda every 2 weeks until they're 65 whether they want to or not. That was some award. It was a pixie show conscious Oh use Pixie shield because what was Gingrich's winning answer or huge picture you saw because I'm dirty good boys were Ok. So I was combining their unusual talents to the models in my show good men come up with when the Red Red Robin comes Bob Bob Bob and along girl. When the red man driving the 5 by 5 in the lot. There be no more top him when he's not bothered Oh really I wake up way God is the get up get out get out of that year out. On a trip to Lilac Lane Yes he was gone I was little now almost. Feel the Blue Ray Nagin. I know that I and yet again again good lad and it again seeing you in a Song In The Red Red Robin I bother no. Way I leave the egg up again a. Bit last night I have a big bad day and yet no good game. I did a thing. Thing as I. Was in the very. Loving money that Bob and. I. Am as I. Now it spread Yes Candy this message just came from this is not fun she wants to see right away I just left that something must be up to anybody get back to Allen Valley word. For word this is the old Allegheny is the 3rd door I don't. Think yet Mrs noseband I just received your message is something wrong confidentially I'm needing advice advice I'm looking for the site that he has some I'm hasn't he acted taking his foot for service back home oh I know that certain body can eat midges knows balm here says you told Pierre to take it for back home for service Well yes Mrs knows by my advise everybody wanted to take it for back home service this time that I'm hearing well your forte dealer has 4 train mechanics and special equipment just working on for this also I'm here to say your Ford dealer uses factory approved methods and genuine Ford parts it pays to take your Ford back home start sending for us back home as well saying yes but that think they had a sending back oh how do you mean mine she sending that come to Philadelphia. My friend she sending back on to Grand Rapids Well why don't you put your foot down feet I'm putting down what happened piano sending me that come to my mother thank you. Just heard a few random notes played plucked from you were meant for me by my so Al Goodman and his un office for us meaning unfinished numbers. Say Portland Yes but you'll be kind enough to hand me that news clipping on the piano over there that's why yes I cut it out of variety it's a want it wants is the ad $1.00 0 no wait that it says it says as from the Harvard man. At the edge says he wanted immediately radio scripts for a new mystery program. Must be very exciting very dramatic and very cheap call Basil Rathbone Biltmore theater. Fountain that played the era Oh yes he's still in the air is but he must be coming back into radio in his spare time now I have a story that just fits Basil when my mystery goes on the air Sam Spade will start digging his own grey. House Mr not something your script no one not yet I have an appointment tonight I'm going over to Basil's apartment right now but once I'll see you later. All. This is the place watch this sign on the door Basil Rathbone criminal investigative crime solving all hours can fix parking tickets also August Osage for the heiress I wonder if Basil is in. For Basil Rathbone. Say Basil if your busy little bread come in you know I thought you might it might be posing I've seen your picture in so many ads lately as I'm using it was on a blaze of except the 7 Coffee challenge and I'm thinking shape of the fungus below the. Gad bad so you're doing everything but stepping out of thousands of stall window I know. I know cigarettes to trip over the radio you endorse cigarettes on the air who you think will be the big winners bashful you mean Boku. Doesn't it bother you impersonating a penguin that way well I think I've been doing the penguin too long you know Fred occasionally I catch myself want bling what you you better stop before you start snapping at Admiral bird. Speaking of ads a bad bill I saw your your ad in Variety all about my new radio program yes yes if I get the right script for it like but my program on the s. Morrow what about us. Well I have a sponsor It's a present concern fruit I've heard of frozen food but this company only freezes watermelons a watermelon my program but the called the Figo frozen watermelon distributor Pedro's frozen watermelon Yes the program opens the 2 gunshots then a jingle Listen to this when you're buying frozen fruit What's the fruit that's sure to Stuart it's a frosty goodie the fastest selling fridge proves frozen water. Is without a doubt the finest thing in commercial I've heard since our 00000000 body. If I could only find a script a 6 pack Bobbie on the hit parade I said. But I want to script as exciting as fables commercial Well Basil I hope that all these Mr scripts I have this ending it is very impossible but this one is called The Man With the own Jimmy the man with the neon Jim. What is it about when a burglar goes into rubber factory as the sages do it is a result of saving to a cat is one part of the way they catch the birds the next yes the bird to comes back to the other party say why does he come back the birdlet doesn't want to be hot soup. Sounds that sounds like a case the fat man has sat on. Frank and Fred as you can see I need a good mistress and that is fine I am here I have the perfect story the off a Go Pros and what a melon mistreats it is a good this crippled whole television a day for 20 years. What is your mystery about great well as the story starts we hear dramatic music. The it. All but I was England's leading barrister tomorrow and to be hanged for. Why you say well it all began 2 months ago events in his famous good love invited me to a Tea Party Well I remember that sick left. Into the drawing room the cuckoo clock struck 3. I put my briefcase on the table Chung lady Vincent that's mostly we would have been with a Nottingham Good afternoon jockey a party and I think John occupy a cocktail enough right now chunk make a special Oriental Marchini Oriental knotty instead have all of a chunky was leaching not the very thing. I was about to accept Chung's offer. When Lady Bensonhurst left a fan for attention why do you have a lot of coffee I'm not going to dig out why I invited all of you that job as yes off to do this I'm not going to as not because of that I constantly had to change my will. But my differences I made my fortune to buy Well I'm not as English that. Well from the day I died no English that I will ever go hunt. The businessman. Lead even hostess mad leaving a fortune to the sparrows I have to talk to the skipper to check out the others rushing to the window I shouted Look out there on the on again no good step suck up and out of season do. It with a crowd rushed out we got a lot of it depends there's stuff I say no but what are you looking at me says James a now related Ensign asked about Joe we'll. We're. I had finished my business with a defense minister and was putting on my own than escape when one of the good mothers rushed in I think it even has the end of an attack by the way. I say they didn't have something wrong Onan lady Benson has been for nothing and she's dead dead I think I'm pulling fleet. All straight. All. Are getting Fashola Malaccan to get a. Second one along pass on China Dick placed on Job long pants look all the backlash and the show if eyes long old long follow goal long haul Long Pond or tank shells a bottle I sailed away. When he was stopped that's all bellowing roll all you'll make it along no I am hope it's nothing I'm little Bensonhurst this is the bag What about Hole is living a bench in our lady bend to the body she is that on the chest slumped over the long jump you know you don't plan what happened to Laci I saw clam know what time and I have said I'm the owner of the society and Hava not. Yet so man talking with spunky in mouth. Will all you'll I'm come but Colleen President of the burning I'm birdwatchers that's not the nest for next. Day goodbye good me to call that folly so long panel as you've all heard the latest when she and her that's ridiculous yes when they didn't have to Dani and I was out on the lawn looking very yellow then it sat back. You don't pan leave no stone unturned long pattern girl yellow yellow tell a strap not that. The step sucker is a long day and you're just beating about the bush and back to a conflict I say many men who beat around the bush get a good job are not yellow Cal asap not that easy. You know because my teeth missed you noting I was thinking about it thank you well I'm stepping on the can I drop you somewhere long pants now still fashion also fashion make that botting am woman in case a look very suspicious Well you'll need to make a show on the dock on something. That night long Sure Shayla fam I guess you're right and so if you leave then you might now chiropractor. You'll you'll you'll fetch up Missy you'll you'll push and you'll kill a defense in her tummy Alex outside China in the want to be in the Bloodstock Oh a long time clap your long time check should now not for Saturday night why you change was I am but back to the white not a white lump an if it's that want to was dead take that to the white rats that's coming out tattle tale grass. Songs and it's obvious you're getting nowhere long and full of singin who else who else was in the house only John the house boy you'll you'll Huling for jungle John Long and well jungle fatty lad body old chunk only a poor boy boiling Folino always no way phone line long little guy gal what I thinking will when I'm older All right. I said you to set us to ignore each other well in China and China confidentially in China chung chung here big count the Fed that country for the why you leave why you leave China China inflation the got to work for you to make a dollar or. Goods yo yo you will face up will face up Jiang Ching watch on phone on beginning I'm beginning Wacom fun. I'll tell you exactly what happened there have been some has been getting a teapot it's a good love exec the way I was Lady Benson So this is that she told me to bring her will. I guess now I recall a call out to me that still picture what they did and said has announced he was painting her will change and well and then someone shouted Look on loan then the yellow bellied that cycle. Again the yellow belly fat not that ever we we all dashed out when you come back Lady Bensonhurst was dead and as the nothing was going on even it very good long battle as you'll make the nodding and for mother later Jensen for a shortage say go on and was like you Lady been long fine examined briefcase open briefcase don't touch those papers lady Benson has a changing her will she was leaving have potence by worms for destitute Oh you'll see where we'll hear not to change then to be sure and not battle who is the beneficiary make an all but not the ham solution of the admission Nottingham need money that's ridiculous why should I need money now upset that I get all still here and believe case and song and buy a song glass limited go bank up last week you'll meet the Nottingham principal stockholders Yes I know I was a fool I bought 2000000 pairs of sunglasses to sell in England the sun has been out in England for 3 years. Oh most of confidentially obvious Ulos follow you kill a bank and hide still catch him catch your money and well the fact that present evidence is all over circumstantial longer and I defy you to prove I but it has been your base out for a long time and examined Bob Well right all right you see nobody knows no one who know but in support all is smoke was a good long hand on bag lady a bank in her head you see what full. All know I'm the only one. And the less you again missionizing ample murder lady bank and good trial but where is the weapon no weapon you'll use a lab body sitting in front of a radio on properly the light behind head is Google Glass. Walk long pan turn clock back to 4 o'clock you'll watch. Again the cuckoo his lady Bensonhurst on the head all time at the base of skull medulla oblongata their 1st lone star next to blows 10 that them play kill or blow kill positively I think I think I'll step out or have a look at that gentle killer and step not you know not so fast Mr Nottingham long panel as you have a 3rd and final time for murder lady Benson Bunsen burner the longer you're on today on futures a man who commits murder with clock and up doing time all along than not the night child the Jag and the knife. That's going to Nottingham but my job of mine was a whole lot of. Old I want to thank Basil Rathbone for joining us tonight next week I guess will be Mr James Fowler the author of that bestseller The James Frey story and as usual your host would be your friendly boy dealer Here's a tip off on what they're saying in Detroit these days the word is watch for in $48.00 Meanwhile it will pay you $4.00 to keep your present in top notch condition and the way to do that is to bring it back home for service on your 4 dealers thank you and good night tonight. This isn't do you see the National Broadcasting Company. You. Before the laws of America prevent the Fred Allen show we'll. Run on to with Fred guess but the George just told them another pilot Peter Donald Duck a friendly the Demarco sisters and Al Goodman to talk of stress and this is going to be the as in Belmont the as info dealer the as in dependable and dependable is the word for the service you get when you bring your fought back home because for dealers really know Forth they ought to the average for the owner has been a Ford dealer 16 years when you do one thing that long you acquire a lot of know how and besides special 4 times they've been methods and special equipment speed the job and the saving in labor saves you money from every angle you'll find it pays to bring your dog back home to go for a dealer see him this week. Well it's Sunday night again and brought out and drives up to keep his weekly date in the car and me and Fred locked in already here's a voice say the right thank you nice man I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm late for line I had to stop in at the National surety copper ation why well I cancelled the bond we've had for the give away program I have the reason sure I don't know Portland after 8 weeks of ensuring our listeners we haven't had one legitimate claim now law we've had hundreds of letters one man named Frank Gould lost his pocketbook in Europe last summer and wanted us to send him the money he lost. A shop owner out in California or lost to rug Gotch them as while he was listening to the program he wanted the $22.00 profit he would have made on this. And we. I had a letter from a woman in Sioux City she said why do give away programs bother with radio shows why don't they just mail the money out to people and save all at travel well and that's about the giveaway in like Portland was. The word which I will translate later I mean. What is new not that I did 1000 when I read that mama that on the dot. Web site. Outward 20 strikers drowned when the strikers what not to do they walk in the wrong direction Oh I don't know that that nose I don't think is reliable or less. I am going to I am going to buy my own paper can I go with you I sure let's take a walk down Main Street some of. The old pipe it was a look at this Mr and Mrs James Mason had a baby girl gone on Thanksgiving Day Sunday watch funny instead of that on Thanksgiving night. Yes it is. Funny if you thought I don't. Like you should never have a preface a joke with that's funny you may be sadly awake and that. Look good what do you know the Masons and they mean the little girls baby Portland some guy that makes them they may grow up to be the capital or a God Well that's possible let's. Say Here is a night important look at this it says radio comedy is suffering from monotony undernourishment and repetition I. Am about radio comedy Well let's ask a few people now as we're walking along Main Street this man coming with the sickle in the alligator case. Pardon me sir I am fed you. Brogan of the critic on Russia's outstanding fab a lot of them you say you are the dance critic I am an American with Russian ballet Oh you know the show we are having the greatest ballet dancer How come everybody in Russia Vanderpoel's all that. I am studying America studying the happiest people in America I am meeting in the subway in the subway like Russia I mean the people always they are happy in the underground. Tell me Sergey How about radio in Russia do you have the short wave you know Russia of earshot of everything. What is radio like in Russia all day long just different programs occasionally entertaining or really. What progress are you seeing faces life. All fade starting they're just playing go. To a chef who is later taking off his mask and supply Who is it I mean. What about singing and the hit parade is being studying being stylee always you dedicating songs to the leaders of other countries what their what their leaders are trying to shake Stalinist thinking I'd like to get you on a slow boat to China. Tell me say again what about comedy you know comedy in Russian radio in Russia we have a comedian she is very poignant something like Bob Hope you know the show there is no. Well who is your comedian Well darling. Relearning is cracking jokes and bubbling over with laughing stage Elsa funny a joke don't have to be upon you. Why not I'm going to have a raw shove and sounding is laughing yes everybody is laughing by you bought me a long leave to come in for a long so I guess. It's a nice night to walk down Main Street for them to rise up in that habitat survey watch our thoughts What that are on your at me than they do on our behalf and. You fix that til you left the y. Out of there which would have made a question out of it why are the socks on you Our be back hey look look good. Day Hi Nice demoting heard about. Well Mr Moody did you would you have a nice Thanksgiving was a the last thing I remember my brother Huber come by for dinner oh yeah To celebrate I brought out a keg I just tried odd side a morning we sat around shipping and talking over old times I see about noon who but he put down his site a mug he says it is there is power in that case. Next thing I know who Bush says I'm a beaver. I'm a beaver yeah then he started knowing the tread on the melodeon. You but you but was loaded a nubile was loaded and he had his tail board up. What did he do I took who Bush teeth out locked him in the closet that was some Thanksgiving was turning his demoted using comedy on the radio suffering from monotony undernourishment and repetition I only listen to one program on the radio really which program Lemon claim lamb Lemon clam one of the plays the Rubin and the other pilot plays the boobie. Was that what do they do oh it's all in jokes. And lemme say to clam clam Why is a pig's tail like 4 o'clock in the morning. And then claim. He'll say because he's twirly. You like lemon clam a the worst things I've ever heard. Come on come on 4 line one right now what they're making in the candy thought oh she stop smelling that Candy your nose will get fat. We know this little woman calving Willow this little woman using to clam shells for a lapse certainly do it's Mrs knows by now so who is taking me I'll always if you say you look happy tonight Mrs nosebag why not I'm just coming from my 2nd oh you have to. You have to go to a psychiatrist Well Evan nighttime getting all your dreaming always is the same what what is your dream always is a bake shop a bake shop a curled up lying in the window I am a bagel. A goal and the window is filled with bread long low and the bread to me trying to say something yes always I'm not understanding well did the psychiatrist interpret your dream and this is when to visit What is the reason that you the bagel cannot understand the long loaves of bread it has friends but I had a lot. You could have a color that you interpret. This post from about radio comedy do you think it is suffering from monotony find me every week is sounding similar the joke over what that what program do you listen to your advantage. Do you think Jack Benny's program is always the same route changes well always a stop in the program at the Afi bloom of like to suggest that. This is coming on the. Well seen price again but the best command. Always a singing I quite sad oh yeah. I'll just love them and then they got high saying yeah get them coming back in just a minute and then what happened 1000 you mean I'm not as I'm not but added and then they saw Jack then is coming yeah I am going back. And you sure run into some strange characters on Main Street Portland you haven't found out thing about radio comedy Have you no not after now well look out childish man coming along wearing the rubber gloves and carrying the live wire Africain Pardon me but rejoin each other my name is Humphrey Chitra I'm freighted and I'm the Tory boy back but other I let go a blue bag. I think it's like you I remember you said it a you add to that you you write on your usual greeting cards and jingle everybody sings out comes to couples getting married yes and you I said No calls to people getting the ball. Polaroids Congratulations rebel ball you know you dump that Jade coming back from Reno you're right the freedom drain. It goes brother you could be happy as a cricket writer rubbing your legs together. What about the monotony of radio comedy I have this illusion good I write a jingle I think this is what's the title. And well hello to you all radio jokes I can say and you no longer telephone your weather and their wake as loser and who can no longer whose own 1st feelings and a job is the right thing you know and there were these I bought it I was sloppy I always lose I was a really mean little kid so nuff looking so bad. It may get it closer to tell me which twin has the coded coming mother listen greasy longer I made my decision so farewell he will radio don't I'm turning to television so long as the territory. Well come on come on he didn't let go the Bluebird I was watching I. Let's go to the right shall surely remember that song racing's in the show once in love with a me how does it get out Oh if some stand the I'll have Al Goodman in his office to play at and the 5 the Mako sing once in love with a me for you Borland you know I think you know sound something like this. Were the poor. Was in la. La La Rue de. The good and bad the law said you know by day. I. Load. A. Lot of men by law degree in the moon I mean you know I would say to my big life as big the law did well over those yet Rielle and oh I. Love that Girl I later think that oh her and God where the old law was the law with I. Was with Amy. And we'd in your room and the trouble is a ballad named Jay and he batted a. 8 We've . Fallen Parlin have you got a nickel Kenny down I just put a telephone in is No 4 you know I think I'll call him up and try the the phone now here's a neck out thanks a lot as a phone in this food store I'll be right back or line. Is the phone. Hello Hello operator operator give me information please information this is Fred Allen I want to get Kenny Delmas 4 Is it a new numbers or you bet it's a new number it's a 49 for a 49 yes it's a convertible with an equitable ois v 8 engine you are calling Jerry down as Ford convertible 100 horsepower New York City that's right the number is sensation 19 and so on I am I will get you the operator Thank you hello Hello operator number actually an operator I'm trying to get Kenny Delmas Ford a 49 yes the number is sensation 1949 I am trying to get your puppy thank you what not a Ford is it it's a convertible with Hydra coil front springs midship rod and magic action brakes I'm sorry service Delmas line is busy Ok operator I'll call him back later oh before you hang ups are yes how can I get a 49 Ford but the only thing I can suggest operator is that you see your board dealer right away Goodbye all. The And here's your nickel back or when I got some change inside Come on now I'm late like I was well I have to meet Georgie Jessel that Lindy's he sent me a note is just not a big movie producer. 20th Century Fox or Glenn Mr Zanuck the head of the studio doesn't make a move without Jessel before Mr Zanuck produced that pic just snakepit for 6 months he had Georgie coiled up in a box with a cobra. Ah. Yes The one thing that whale has Lindy's Let's go in and find out I have to meet mom at the automatic Come on come on you can have a sandwich and Lindy like mamma had reserved at the autumn hour that night and I'd gotten. Out in these if you were crowded and I wanted to where I know well I know Fred Jaji jest. Jaji Georgi I got your know well friends about and I was just going ot a dinner you can watch me oh. Georgie wait a minute I'll call away to Hey waiter Hey Bluebird the moment when I'd like a nice commish finish what is a Canadian Jaji a waiter in Lindy's and he doesn't know what a can the she is well he's new hair you're right yes and I asked for herring you don't know what I'm hearing right oh I don't I wanted a harrowing as a Bronx Barracuda. Or perhaps you had better tell him what I can issue is what I will I look way to is a little thing it looks like to have a lady thank you and it weighs 200 pounds. If you eat 2 of them you can't get out I try to Georgie is that while in these is full all that that has fed people coming. They eat too conditions and cannot get out of their chair Oh I often wonder yet that 20 years ago when the I'm so a freakish isn't to this day he has never left or right. Georgie I don't think you better you better not eat a can all I got I think I live something like way to bring me. A big watermelon Yes Oh Trouble trouble trouble I should have eaten on the train Oh you were on the train cause I just got back from Washington I had a point with the president the president Jaji not the Cabinet. Who knows Marshall may be leaving anything can happen for a general geology I can see the headlines now un and Boston suggest a plan the Jets will play it will be bigger than the Jolson Story. And un can do it without Larry product that will be something to look Georgie while you're waiting for your big watermelon what that what is it what did you want to see me well but this is about my new picture playing at the Roxy Theatre it's called when my baby smiles at me yeah maybe you could mention it on your radio program Oh I don't mean the whole half hour Fred I mean just mention my picture once maybe instead of the commercial what Georgie. I can't leave out the for commercial area need every week with a commercial believe me everybody knows that the 49 fraud is a great guy Well that's right all right for just one week next Sunday instead of fog you mention my picture. Will Know the difference only you and me and 6400 dollar deal is all right but read my new pictures because Betty Grable and then daily Georgie how can I possibly talk about your picture I haven't even seen it Fred you will see it tonight you're coming with me to the Roxy I've got to press it to pass as well right a minute is the waiter you want to read how do you like this writer what he brought big finish. Don't even know what a baked watermelon is. Say Jaji it's getting late look at the I come on bread will dissipate should we better get to the rocky right away well that's. The only way I read it right there activated gosh look at that crowd you should not because time is really when my baby has me. A box which is all the hedge I wait a minute for I want to speak of that boy hey Mr Bok I listen. Ok Brad let's go you know if you said I was going to scream and my very modest me reduced by God he said. Oh gee watch what became of Dan Daly and Betty Grable idea like that for your promise a guy a screen test right away start yelling your name all over just. Come on I'll get the k.y. Take assigned a producer I've got questions really changing here in the box office oh good I probably missed how many plays I'd like to change these pesky Sally but I can't back out past what is a perfectly good Miss Yeah that's what some guy said last night I wound up with Totec a so I was rally. The specials assigned by Dauphin and I don't care if their sound bites on the head. I see the show your pain up on Friday like everybody else Georgie Georgie tele who you missed it so happens that I am Georgie Jessel a lot once I was I produced a picture that the showing inside what set you on my baby smiled at me when did we change. You don't even know what picture you're showing us in the rain on my back is to the to the Ada. It was fantastic you hold up the line roll call I don't care how much is it but though you'll be 320 minutes you said a dollar 42 dollars for these is to Lady why your friend with all of the prices changes straight. Right may read the street one Ok George you've got your mittens on his day. Is 5 dollars man wasn't he ain't I'll take I think it's right let's go in it's great. Straight ahead grocery come on right Ok Georgie unlined way Ayesha Russia 2 seats please I was full you'll have to get in line I shall i am Georgie Jessel Mr Jessel I should produce the picture next time he writes or thank you Fred thank you tonight it's your work George so I shall next out of the. Right there is just one mile over Fred I'm coming checked out of the right this is the last dive right through his daughter thank you. Georgie Georgie we're out of. Here I might not. Get it let's. Go. Banging this door you bums a picture going on in here we know that we came here to see the pic Well this is an exit the box office is on 7th Avenue you have to get a ticket we've got to take that yes he has the stuff but you can't come through the door we came out there's Dawn you send us out Remember it's so dark in here I can't see faces every head to me is just a lump. Laci geology l m l m v I look I shot I am Georgie Jessel I want you just so I just saw your name on the screen and like Fred the picture started to run he missed the best spot. Jaji of the rest is a let down I tell you I'll see it some of it I don't know Fred you're saying My picture is not I should be a good fella let us blighting Well it means breaking my heart is all but alright so much. Anything else I can do for you we just want to see you next time do your let on no you don't sleep well that if I was almost a gentle geology why don't we just stand now look here Fred if you forgot who you're with you're not only going to see the picture you're going to see it sitting down sitting where have you tried up this message and I say Good idea how do we get up that their way back to Dixie cup please them as in the I think they should make you think come on let's cover it all right we're the now here we are in the measure named Joe I will get some action. Yes Or can I help you. To see him please may I see your stuff. On you research a man you who was smoking. What's wrong I share this is the most money no lose to sell what your tickets are for the lower floor how do we get tickets to sit up here you'll have to go back to the box all right you stay here for you rest your self I'll go down to the box I wouldn't advise it so why not their own heavy load of seats right now no seats eulogy Jaji as long as they're on any seats spread you're going to see my picture if I have to get tomorrow's Jed saw you know most has allowed in the ms n e to do you know who I am you know geology just how did you know oh word got in the round Look I produced this picture I was on my feet day and night 7 days a week for 12 months I'm a tired man and I'd like to sit down you can sit here why don't you fret about how do we get about going to your left behind the candy counter 4 flights up by as I'm going are I come on the boat ride to the balcony you know I'm here that probably holding something open let's go and by. Gosh Georgie this balcony pretty high my nose is bleeding.