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Home radio without the rule signed Yes in deed you get it to. This Friday morning or Friday funnies are coming up shortly so we went exploring the music of Suzanne Vega to get we were music then we can play obviously moving kind of going down the line we're going to set the we're going to set it ahead to her album Susan through our album Beauty and crime and it's kind of like a film noir cover although it's not like a white Varia. A very stylized cover thermal good songs on this will start off with Zephyr and I the 1st cut on the. Like you when we are growing radio. You know New York City's finest a boy. With her bangles in Benghazi. You were impressed with the city so. Cruising on. Years I had a lot of like compilations over the past several years and some one offs and some live stuff but in 2016 put out a lover's beloved songs from an evening with Carson Mulder's. Cover to New York is my destination that's our. Destination. Asked. Me. To come. The big. a sub folder. Told the be . The big. Goals. Is always true. Couple songs from lovers be love songs from an evening with curse and MacMiller as their. Suzanne Vega came out 2016 I was quite a big time skipper there but. We're going to do and issue her is like in a short amount of time so we did skip a lot of her work but we did enjoy a lot of it this week but we're out of time it's 730 that means leave his job and it is time for our Friday morning funniest quality time brand new comedy from Jim Gaffigan Yes indeed. Today. Rain showers we've had a couple drips there hasn't been really much of anything and the chances of it will . I guess continue to fall off once we get closer to 11 o'clock at least on the coast. This weekend Saturday's going to be partly sunny mostly sunny on the Sunday looks like we may have a chance of showers again once we get to Monday evening into Tuesday we'll see how things look at that point we finally be getting back into the rain maybe temps today around the bay around 58 or so southern Humboldt slighter chance of rain for you 68 for you up in Crescent City. Let's get a better chance of that rain. 70 percent today and then looks like mostly sunny on Saturday and Sunday. Not bad not bad at all as finally the weather brought to us by a sight for sore eyes in Eureka and north coast natural I think Madison All right our funnies with Jim Gaffigan next live again shown for Mad River brewery here as 2900 continues we continue to celebrate our anniversary and we'll be doing so for the rest of the year and graduations to our cellar Masters he was able to retire this past October his parting gift to the very is an amazing chocolate Porter only are available in the Tap Room thank you in May Even fuel your retirement our tent is up in the heaters on so we've got you covered for the colder seasons to come in the summer is out there don't worry we still have tables outside of the tent those random gorgeous days in sunny blue lake don't forget our family and dog friendly beer garden hosts live music I have nights a week be sure to follow us on social media for daily specials in the kitchen and events will be attending We are excited for our new ownership and look forward to what the future may bring a big thanks to all the beer lovers out there and thank you to all my coworkers make the magic happen Madrigal Brewing Company brewing great beer and good times here in the heart of blue lake for 30 years and counting. 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Is he going casual he should know someone very close to that man saw him with his shirt tucked in and said Don't do that. This is really on pleasing . You look better not fully dressed. Young talk shirt it's like the male Wonder Bra. There's a surprise underneath and. You're not going to like it. This is not on talk it. I'm talking which is a brand of shirt I do. I love those on Tucker commercials they present like some revolutionary technology. You sure sure there could be worn on top. Was all. But come back check. That's right Kat others. Know there's a special sure that goes with our old zip pants I unbuckled belt and cut by with your own coat pair you could look under employed I won't come in restaurants. Top will I. This shirt is actually a 2 x.l. . It's right I did it I may say Can I copy was this should be a moving up ceremony for when you have to accept it is with great pride in slight discuss that we present this garment roughly the size of a circus tent. To this who actually struggles to put on his own socks. He may now burp for no reason at all. I am due to the 2 x.l. Community but very welcoming. Did some research you know the size after 2 x. Alice kill yourself I was doing a x. . X. That's pornographic I did so fat it's obscene I triple x. Does sound like some fat on fat action I know a. And I met in there hopefully by the end of the show. I don't know what happened I'm like did was eat abusively for. 40 years. And suddenly I'm fat. It doesn't seem fair. I am now at the size when I go in clothing store sales people look at me like we got nothing for you. And you can't use our bathroom I when I go out to eat if I were a salad the waiters I was like oh. I think you try out. I'm always afraid he's going to gather the whole staff the fat pegs try. I've always talked about my weight in my stand up but in the past after shows if I ran into audience members they'd be like Jim you're not that fact you're not that fat but now after shows people like good show I you know. I don't care I like. I like the you know what you like to see what's weird is people assume you enjoy cooking. You must know your way around the kitchen. I know where the food is I love to cook book I like to sleep it doesn't mean I want to build a bed I through this I don't like to do anything. When I order to liberty I'm kind of annoyed they don't know what I want to read. Wise to everything . I did lose some weight last summer thank you thank you that was. One of my appendix removed I don't know. I don't know what the appendix was and since I'm an a.t.m. I just pretended like I did it was like we have to remove your appendix both of them I certainly thought I was carrying 0. Took gratefully he didn't call me out I don't know what I would have said you know there's only one appendix Oh I have appendix I I thought you said allowance. To me they sound similar to sound. I didn't do it the Pentax was but I don't feel that bad the doctor told me science isn't even sure what the appendix does exactly science isn't even sure why the appendix exists and I heard then I was like oh my gosh the appendix is like your card and Sheehan. Was it's an industry to everyone but for some of us causes excruciating pain. And needs to be removed with a knife. Obviously I'm not promoting violence against any of the car dash cams just the mother. Is always one person that gets to add to that joke yes kill them and that. Kid Harry near her bladder at my age. I think it's strange science doesn't know what the appendix does that means nobody knows you're here Science doesn't know but the road has a fairy. Tale what you were cleaning the toilet your public shop today. How is that an acceptable answer from the entire scientific community you know we don't know. Well back to cloning every day. Just remove the appendix that's a solution take out we don't know what it does. That's fine but you know the 1st time they did it we removed your appendix. Let's see what happens. I had my appendix removed in Alaska that's not why I went there. I was on vacation with my family and I had this sharp pain in my abdomen and since I'm a genius My 1st thought was oh I pulled a muscle in my stomach. That's what I sincerely thought. See all these muscles. Got to hold while. Doing nothing. And the pain was overwhelming I couldn't move my wife was like I'm going to go for help I'm going to go for help but we're in a rowboat Arizona last so she just ran did nearby cabins Eventually she came back a lot of pressure I found a guy I found a guy could see a doctor and she goes No I go see a nurse she goes he's a lawyer. I guess he can do my will. So then this lawyer doctor came over and started asking me questions and when you're in pain all questions are annoying it's like do you ever fever are you even a lawyer. Is it a dull pain you're still think boring about tests. And then surely I had to be airlifted on advice of counsel. I. Was very left did which was embarrassing because unlike a heroic airlift of someone from a natural disaster Earl wounded soldier I was just a fact Guy was that Tommy had. The helicopter problem with your stomach hurts. Yeah it's real sorry. Do you know how much it cost to rent a helicopter. Keep Yeah. I knew it was expensive I said on that helicopter the entire ride just. Holding my stomach and praying praying please tell at this b.k. House. I mean she's just don't let this be cast. It's cast I don't think I can return to my family I think it's dad he's back had some dad. I think you have a counter right now if you want to go to college. God of our price range now we don't know what caused that gas it might have been Daddy's story back whispering it out. To be much of a medical mystery. I was airlifted to the closest hospital they removed my appendix said it a good job I mean I'm female now. The surgeon who removed my appendix his name was Dr muscle letter. Which is also the name of a delicious New Orleans sandwich. I do look like a guy who would know that. So when he introduced himself I was like my being visited by the ghost of Sandwich past. Its nearest Po-Boy about to come. I woke up after the surgery covered in Mardi Gras beads I. Knew I woke up and there was a nurse standing there and she was like the surgery was a success just let me know if it hurts when you p.t. And I was like we were sleeping and it. Was that if you remove it. Just doesn't sound like a success. Then she explained right before the surgery they inserted a catheter I don't know what that was so I was very. Nice sort of piecing it together hurts when I pee catheter up suing this hospital. You'll be hearing from my lawyer doctor. What monsters if given a choice of peeing all over myself or having a tube inserted in my penis. I'll take the pee shall. If that old fashion was. Checking out of the hospital the desk clerk was so excited he was like you had your pendants removed gallbladder taken out we should vacation together I was too fat 6 Americans had surgery on their digestive system. I was released from the hospital the day after the surgery they gave me pain killers they also instructed me to do some walking which I soon was part of the recovery but it kind of felt like a commentary on my weight. I never got any walk. If you were lean forward and let your legs propel your fat. Let's take a break from your motorized scooter. And I was in Alaska so I thought this was perfect so I returned to my family and we immediately went on a hike and it was great Alaska is beautiful my kids were having fun I was pretending like I enjoyed being outside. And then suddenly we saw a bear like 500 yards away this huge brown bear like way back of in a gummy bear. And I was so excited because I watch nature shows but I had never seen a parent person so I felt like a celebrity sighting I was like oh my God I've watched you on Animal Planet. So much tolerant person we do it. But unlike a celebrity sighting there was the risk of death. Like you know we here were in a restaurant Tom Hanks walked in and I came over and my family. Had never happened . But the beer was far away so I took out my phone and I started taking pictures and then suddenly the pair stood up rule Orde and looked right at me. And started creeping towards me tilting his head back and forth almost like you recognize. Your looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman. I was terrified but. Luckily we were with a tour guide and I looked at him and he goes Don't worry I have bear spray and I was like can I think stronger. Like a pair gun because I don't think this bears approaching to get his hair done. In the Bear Cat the comic kept coming and then suddenly the target goes Ok I want everyone to start walking backwards slowly walk backwards slowly I guess so the bear could catch up. So we started walking backwards slowly by then the pair was in a full sprint. I had surgery 12 hours ago it was wise to Lucius. I was also sunburned so I probably looked like a giant lamb salmon I believe is looking back if you read my. Mind. Which is ironic given how many animals I've eaten. So I started humming circle of life and continued walking. I should point out it's not like we're walking backwards slowly to a car or a cabin we're walking backward slowly nothing. It probably looks like we're teasing the bear like coming at Mr I f. You get a little gray is really a. Great big a little 2 x. Al are you. And before you knew it the bear was upon us and it killed us and we died. Such a bloody mess you know what really happened is that one point the guy pulled out this thing it looked like a pen Grady's going after the bear's author. But I learned later on it was a bear flare and he squeezed it in this tiny fireball went out towards the bear and I was like oh good something to anchor the bear. The fireball bounced off the bear the bear stopped and that just ran the other way. Forgot something at home. And we all looked at each other like oh my goodness not just head hedges and that's a true story most of that's true. Well it's all true there was no bear I. Ever get quality time it's our Friday morning fun. 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But sometimes we all have to live like even when I tell my children not to lie kind of lying to them I some people think you should never lie to a child and those people don't have kids I mean you have kids you lied to him all the time like you would like this ice cream it's very spicy I share that Santa said I want to go to sleep so I can wrestle your mom I know her a chink lawyer I'm just saying there are times when you need to write but if you're late to meet someone and you see that there are 2 Yang green you don't have an excuse you have to live. As if you told that person the truth they would never speak to you again you have your head got to come clean I just couldn't motivate the get go and I mean eventually like what I'm trying to say. I don't value your time. I've identified there are 2 times when it's socially acceptable to lie to spare someone's feelings it's Ok to lie it's also Ok to lie to cover up a murder. Allow me to explain. When we discover someone's a murderer we also learn they've done some Phippen but we tend to focus on the murder part. You never hear I made sure he killed that guy but frankly I'm more upset about the line here. The dishonesty that bothers me some trust is put broken. Speaking of lying murderers I watch a lot of Dateline I don't want to brag some other winners out there. If you're unfamiliar or you have a life Dateline. Is it news magazine show like 60 Minutes but at one point date line just went all in on murder. And she's least spouse old murder like if you watch Dateline it appears most marriages end in murder I. Every episode starts to say they had the perfect marriage. But you know someone's getting killed. Because they don't live sometimes look at someone else to kill their spouse with seems impersonal. If you took a vow do it yourself. I knew I was watching this one episode at a line about this guy who murdered his wife it was gruesome I was watching with my wife on our anniversary. My wife didn't care I mean she wasn't thrilled I was taking notes. What are you writing down this guy is just sloppy. So he's trying to get caught. If anything this guy's plan was full proof what he did on his anniversary as he threw a party for him and. And they invited all their friends so they could see how happy they were and then the next morning he took his wife fishing he rented a boat he brought a cooler some tackle 3 concrete blocks on a tarp I. You know for fishing. And he would have gotten away with the whole thing but 3 months after his wife disappeared at sea he got engaged to a stripper. Which is kind of suspicious. And to celebrate their engagement they dropped acid as tradition would have. And while tripping on acid he admitted the whole thing to his fiance. And she turned him in because she didn't appreciate the dishonesty I. As the episode ended all I can think is I'm a terrific cause been I have never even thought of murdering my wife. Well I've never made plans to buy. What I don't own concrete block. You can see so many are like Jim I don't like the murder jokes. You know like that but would be great if in a week you learned I was a murderer. Because then you could practically be like oh my gosh where it is the taping for a space room. Do you know these 2200 or. Were they good really know. He was better at Murder think comedy. If you know me I would do anything for my wife and that's part of my alibi. Was. I would do anything for my wife but I'm not a romantic person I wish I was there are moments when it's glaringly obvious I get to travel so much during stand up I did a show. In Cologne Germany and before the show I was walking over this bridge that one across the Rhine River and as I walked across I noticed there were hundreds of locks hundreds of locks on this bridge and each of the locks had 2 initials and it was apparent that couples had put the lock there as a symbol of their relationship and I looked and I thought that's perfect nothing captures love like a rusty padlock. Dangling over filthy water. But it was visually spectacular and that affected me I'm almost embarrassed to admit this I found myself spending the next hour just kind of looking for a hardware store and they still and I had never been and I spent an hour looking and eventually I found a hardware store I went in and I bought a bolt cutter. And no went back and I started snipping. It With each step I said it's. Your brain. If people were given me dirty looks. Now what would credit romantic gesture right but you know the 1st guy who did that was a psycho. Like his partner or girlfriend was not a willing participant because if you're probably wondering why I brought you to build the bridge. March. I'm going to do something you'll never ever forget. Because you going to jump. You know I'm going to put this lock here. I'll put it here is a symbol of our lives suit others will do it and the bridge will be covered with Lux but that the 1st look was a symbol of our love. Life. Is that my by clock. Are. They more than 3 minute past 8 to get it to indicate you haven't gotten hearing. And Benbow translator k 2082 a d Ferndale and streaming on the web a cage u m dot com We're listening to the Friday morning funny is Jim Gaffigan quality time. She writes a sad story. Recently I was invited to a surprise birthday party it was a surprise birthday party for a dog. That's right I have friends that are mentally ill. I'm glad I went it was in my apartment building and I needed the material. And to be fair the dog was surprised. Didn't suspect that. The 10 noses birthday's dog didn't know it had a birthday. Dog wasn't sure why people were in the apartment. It was the dog's 3rd birthday which in dog years doesn't matter. If someone made an apple we just went along with that oh would you it was covered with goodies Ok. I see it go go do maybe. This is the filling some dog eat you know there's not a dog sitting in a bar right now I'm not saying what it was. Can lead to. That said help dogs keep track of time and if you have a dog you know they don't keep track of time you've left your home forgotten something walked back in only to be greeted by your dog like you've just returned from war. Was fought beside. These before.