Sure. Do you think being from the 1700s has anything to do with Alexander Hamiltons petition . We go further when we reflect back in our history, i dont, so i dont know. Thats beautiful. Do you think mr. Hamilton, being from the 1700s, has anything to do with his position or does it not really matter . I dont really find that to be relevant to anything that is currently happening in todays, you know, society. Instead of staying dead and buried he should speak out . Yeah, exactly. Are you going to watch the duel live on tv . Theres no doubt i will. What went through your mind when you saw him in that powdered wig on cnn . Did you think that was offputting . Yes, i cant believe hed do Something Like that. Describe that. Just one of those things that was so childish and that. Hard to describe. Almost like it didnt even happen . Yes. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we didnt even send anyone back to Trump University to get our heads straight. As you know, thanksgiving is on thursday. Black friday is on friday. I think, you know i would love to see these stores combine thanksgiving and black friday into a single celebration where you go to the mall and you beat a stranger over the head with a turkey leg. But thanksgiving, of course, is a time where we travel long distances so that our families can annoy us with all sorts of passive aggressive questions. It can be a terrible, intrusive time. To head that off we went around our office, we gave our staffers a chance to answer the questions they expect to get at thanksgiving din they are year from their families so we can get this out of the way before they get home and sit down to eat. No, mom, phones not broken. Ill definitely call more often. Yeah, every day. Yes, i am going to eat all that. Yes, this is how much i usually drink. Youre making it worse. Yes, im still single. No im not a lesbian. No, i didnt end up sticking to that diet. No, dad, i dont need any money. Actually, some money would be nice, so. Yes, i honestly think she was more qualified to be president of the united states. No, im not yes. Yes, i am a little drunk. No, mom, still not pregnant. Really hope not. Yes, grandpa, there are a lot of jew in the entertainment industry. Including my girlfriend. Sorry, mom, youre not getting a granddaughter. Everyone pick up your phone, you go to settings. And then wifi. And then select a network. Yes, im dating someone. No, you cant meet him. Ever. Oh, yeah, if we were really bummed you couldnt make it to our wedding too. No, grandpa, i didnt give guillermo that coonskin cap you september me to give him, sorry. Si, it does keep me warm. No, i cant get you tickets to metallica or coldplay. Im not the [ bleep ] ticket master. Yes, as jimmys assistant im also his best friend. And no we cannot facetime him right now. Jimmy nice . Yeah, hes [ bleep ] nice. Is jimmy always funny . Yeah, hes always [ bleep ] funny. No, i cant give you tickets to ellen because i dont work at ellen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy makes sense, it really does. Hae we have to take a break. We have especially when we come back, the firstever politically correct thanksgiving pageant when we return. So stick around, well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] oh, lifesized dragon hand back scratcher. If only it came in a luffa. It does oh, a raisin rehydrator. It turns them back into grapes. Wow, what an exhausting journey. Thats a good wedding present. Good call. Thank you. And thank you, lady blue. With the blue cash everyday card from american express, you get cash back on purchases with no annual fee. Oh, look at this. Disposable microphone for my uncle bobs 75th a one and done. Yes. Find your voice and then dispose of it. Its more than cash back. Its backed by the service and security of american express. Look how big my yeah. Ooh. Hands arerawr. How much am i making for this again . Hundred k. Win or lose. Total cake walk. 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Thank god they got this on tape because i think it says a lot. Oh oh my god aah [ bleep ] im going to throw up oh aah this view. No jimmy is she okay . Are you okay . [ laughter ] jimmy this is good. This is from the uk. A couple took their infant son out on some kind of a Wildlife Safari and it went like this. Wow. I wouldnt mess with them guys, bro. Its going to oh my god oh gosh. Jimmy how did that much liquid fit inside that child in the first place . If you run that in reverse its extra horrifying. Back to thanksgiving. Most of us are familiar with the traditional tale of the first thanksgiving. You know how it went, the one we learned in school, heartwarming story. But this is not 1621, this is 2016. Some of the story is out of date. We thought it might be a good idea to update the story of thanksgiving to reflect our modern sense differents. With that said we proudly present the students of edward James Elementary School in the firstever politically correct thanksgiving pageant. Kids . [ cheers and applause ] please dont applaud. Its insensitive to people with no arms. [ laughter ] the place, plymouth, massachusetts. The year, 1621. If you choose to believe in the culturally oppressive gre grecoroman calendar. [ laughter ] let us begin. I am cold and hungry. Me too. But last night this mystic experience of all those who are not cold and hungry. Life partner, look, we have visitors. Yes, i see. Greetings, Indigenous People. Greetings, nonIndigenous People. Or should we say, how. Please dont. Its cultural appropriation. [ laughter ] your baby is very cute. Is it a squaw or a brave . Were not using gender labels yet. Well let it decide for itself how it identifies. [ laughter ] thank you for raising awareness over the coming months the Indigenous People taught the nonIndigenous People how to hunt, fish, and grow crops. Thats not to say that those who dont know these things are somehow lesser than those who do. In august of 1621, they all met in a safe space and had a locally sourced feast. Lets say grace. Dear generic higher power. [ laughter ] who we choose to believe in. Or not believe in. Thank you. Or never mind. Lets eat. Ive got a maize allergy, does anything here have maize in it . Everything has maize in it. Except for the turkey. Whoa. We dont eat turkey. Its not morally justifiable. Frankly, im offended by the sight of it. Check your privilege, pilgrim [ laughter ] you check your privilege, indian whoa just as everyones triggers were being alerted, a thanksgiving miracle happened. [ laughter ] hi, everyone what are you . Im a tofurkey gobble gobble im made of 100 bean curd and wheat protein. And i am gmo free. So dig in ow this is disgusting yes, it tastes like wood pulp. Exactly you see, when we all come together and compromise and spend all of our time trying to please everyone, we end up with a lumpy knob of brown goo. Now let us sing. We wish you a safe thanksgiving we wish you a nonconfrontational thanksgiving we wish you a nonanglo centric thanksgiving and a micro aggressionfree new year [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks. Thanks, kids. Well done. Very well done. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Beautifully done. How about those kids, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show we have music from green day, anna camp is here. Be right back with shia labeouf [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by hallmark channels countdown to christmas. Watch allnew holiday movies. Are we on . Ahem. Ginger breadington here for targets 10 days of deals. Look its beats solo headphones in red carpet red from sundays 10 off electronics. 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Plus, i can set up alerts to help detect unusual activity. So i feel secure. Wait, he won . Thats an average tango. At best. Jimmy hi, there. Tonight from the new show, streamable now on amazon prime, anna camp is here. And then their new album is right here called revolution radio. Green day from the outdoor stage. Also weve had a lot of great performances on this show but none better than green day. So that will be great. This is special. Tomorrow night our Second Annual red special with bono, julia roberts, channing tatum, kristen bell, neil patrick harris, halsey, the killers, and dj khaled too, all live in studio for a very good cause, please join us tomorrow night for that. Our first guest tonight is a terrific actor who on the side leads a very interesting life. His new movie is called man down. It opens in theaters december 2nd. Please say hello to shia labeouf [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good to see you. I saw your movie this weekend and its crazy to see you because youre so sickly looking. Jimmy well, youre kind of militaristic in a way, now you look like you again. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy which is a testament to your acting. My wife and i were going on and on and on about what a good actor you are, which is true. Thank you. Jimmy you really do a lot of great movies. You did a weird thing, actually. You showed all your movies, correct me if i have this wrong, back to back to back to back in a theater, you stayed for the whole thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Three days. Jimmy invited people to come. Three days worth of moviewatching. It was kind of crazy. It starts like an ironic, silly thing like most of the things i do, then it wound up in a cool, sincere place. Jimmy do you think to the end, as far as these things that you do, before you do them . Or you just see how it goes . No, no. Both. You set up boundaries then give it to everyone else and let them have it. Jimmy what were your boundaries . Basically it seemed to me that you put a camera on yourself while you watched all your movies and anyone who wanted to came in and keernd kind of did anything they wanted to. Some people are exhibitionists who want to sit right next to you and dress and up do stuff. Then some people want to lay in the cut, just be a part of it. So its really, you know, openended. Theres not a whole lot of boundaries other than youve got to kind of wait in line and that becomes its own thing. Jimmy we have a clip. This went on, as you said, three days. Yeah. Jimmy which movie were you sleeping through . That was probably transformers. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know if theres an explosion or something there you go, you woke up. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy that seemed like fun. You do these crazy you did another thing where you told people where you were and asked them to come give you a ride. Yeah. Jimmy then you just went with them. Sounds crazy on paper. Jimmy sounds crazy verbally as well. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. In most ways, yeah. But it really turns into something special, man. You know, people want to be a part of something. Jimmy what happened there . Where did people take you . We started in colorado. We wound up in alaska. We hit every side of the nation. We went everywhere. Jimmy were people on their way to these places . Or did people say, i want to take you to alaska . Some people would quit their jobs ask and roll with you for three weeks. It started with the three of us like all the things we do. It wound up we had like 20 people rolling with us the louisiana week. Until we got to canada and we had to lose a bunch of people because they didnt have their passports. We finished in alaska. Jimmy were there people that you thought at some point, i got to get them off this trip, i cant spend another day in a car with this guy . No, no. It manages itself, you know. Youll never have to mouth up. The group manages il s itself. You float, let people do their thing. Jimmy what are the other things youve done over the past year . We did a thing where we set up a telephone line where we asked people to call up and touch our souls. Oh, yeah, right. You just took phone calls for a long time. Five days, yeah. Jimmy for five days. [ laughter ] you have a lot of free time, it turns out. Yeah, yeah. You get fired from a show then you float a little bit. Jimmy five days of phone calls. This is like the Butterball Turkey hotline right now. Again, i know it sounds silly, but you know jimmy did you learn anything tra during that time . Taking all those phone calls . Im enjoying myself. I find a lot of joy in it. I think a lot of the people who take part in it find joy in it too. Jimmy do you remember any of them specifically . We still talk, yeah. You build communities. It doesnt go away, it doesnt die. You build groups. Wow, thats something else. Its cool. Jimmy i know you love this kind of stuff. I do, i love it. Jimmy who do you do this with . Nastia and luke, those are the people i collaborate with. Jimmy what do they get out of it . Probably the same stuff i do. You go from selfexamination to selflove to people love. Then its really joyful on the other side of these projects. Jimmy i love that stuff. I think its very interesting. It is. Jimmy very creative. This is by the way your tenth appearance on this show. Thats yes shaved, know what i mean . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the first time you were here, you were a kid. You were a teenager. And i got you a little something. We put something together special for you to celebrate. I know you just got married too. This can be kind of a this is the chemical rave plate collection for each appearance on our show. Thats the first time. [ laughter ] july 2003. Wow, man. Jimmy just over the years, you can just see us talking time and time again. Wow, wow. Jimmy 2006. This is crazy, man. Jimmy who can forget 2008. Do you remember that one . Sure, of course. Jimmy and they go on and on and on. And theyre really pretty much all the same. Im just fatter and fatter in each one of them. But yeah, we dont have to go through all of them. This is something for you and your new bride. Thank you, shell never go for that, but thats very cool. Jimmy she wont go for that. [ laughter ] no way. Thats where we cut the line. Draw it off. Jimmy you were in alaska with strangers and she wont go for this . [ laughter ] yeah, thats rough. Its going to be tough to push through . You got married in las vegas . Yeah, we did, yeah. Jimmy it was a real experience . It wasnt one of these experiments . No, no, no. My stuffs never trying to be tricky, you know. Im really transparent. So yeah. We paid to get this wedding. With it came this live link. The live link somehow found its way to tmz. But that wasnt the goal . I see. But her dad saw it that way. Jimmy was he mad . He saw it on the internet . We had to have a talk for sure. Jimmy you didnt call him and say he was supposed to call but somehow jimmy you were supposed to call. Hes an ice trucker, its really tough jimmy oh, no. Might not be no more plates. Jimmy lets talk about this movie. This movies really good. And very intense. Your performance in it is well, i dont want to give anything away. Im very careful about that kind of thing. People get mad at me. Ill let you explain. Its about a soldier whos returning to his job really affected him. Hes coming home, trying to make sense of what hes arrived in. Jimmy thats all you can say, really, about it. Pretty much. Jimmy its not what you expect it is. No, no. And calling it a war film feels like the wrong thing too. Its a people film. And its a bit like memento and coming home and its kind of a mind [ bleep ]. Jimmy its a curse word. Youll hear a bleep at home but that was the f word. [ laughter ] take a look at a clip from shia labeouf and man down. We entered the first floor. Cleared neutral as the first floor. Then then went to the second floor. There was a room . Yes, sir. On the ground on the ground jimmy that is called man down. It opens in theaters december 2nd. Very good to see you. I look forward to our next plate. Shia labeouf, everybody. Well be right back place to stp and the best place to shop is kohls black friday. Shop black friday deals online all week long. Get 24. 99 toys 7. 99 after rebate kitchen electrics. Shop online for 24. 99 boots sweaters just 19. 99 29. 99 diamond and crystal earrings. And stores open thursday at 6pm. Plus only once a year everyone gets 15 kohls cash for every 50 spent. The first place to stop and the best place to shop is kohls black friday. Dont miss it