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[cheers and applause] jimmy oh, thank you very much, thank you for coming. You know what . I have to say, it makes me feel really good, because, i know theres a lot of negativity in this country right now. This week especially has been the most disturbing, the most divisive week in many years. A lot of people have been questioning our values and what it means to be an american and so this, what im about to show you could not have come at a better time. A moment courtesy of our national pastime, it is one of those special, magical moments that come out of nowhere and something i think every one of us can rally around. All right, jordan, fire it in there oh jimmy well, you know, they did tell jordan to fire it in there. And, you see what i mean . Isnt that [cheers and applause] dont you feel closer . Lets look at that again in slow motion. All right, so he starts off, very good form, actually, but ooh, you know, wild. Got hip right in the peanuts and crackerjacks. The best part is that the photographers taking the photo just so the guy would have a memento of this great moment at fenway park, and now when he hangs that on the wall at the house, he can show people, i broke the penis of the man who took the picture. The jackpot is up, an sum. Playing the powerball is a great way to spend quality time with strangers outside gas stations. If you win and decide to take the money in a lump sum, 324 million before taxes. And im not an expert on finances. You should take the lump sum. The way things are going right now, you may not make it to your second installment. President trump is having a historically bad week, which he kept going strong with a string of combative tweets this morning. He attacked Lindsey Graham and jeff flake, bragged about all the jobs he claims he created and once again took the wrong side on charlottesville and wrote, sad to see the history and culture of our country being ripped apart with the removal of our beautiful statues. Whos next . Washington . Jefferson . The beauty taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be missed and never comparably replaced. He makes one good point. If were going to start taking down every monument that pays tribute to racist, we should probably take down every building with the name trump asks trumpon it, you know . [cheers and applause] i especially love, i love how hes trying to pretend these White Supremacists are art lovers and historical preservationists. Grab your tiki torch and swastika, bob, theyre trying to take our sculptures away. He knows were not building one for him, right . Meanwhile, the Vice President , mike pence, cut his trip to Central America short to come back to washington with all this going on. He was in the white house today measuring the drapes. And we havent heard much about russia lately, but this is interesting. They did a survey, an international survey. Most countries now have more confidence in Vladimir Putin than donald trump. Out of 37 countries, 22 of them said they have more faith in putin. Other countries are now watching rocky iv and hoping draggo wins. Mexico, only 5 of mexicans say they trust trump, which still seems like a lot. Thats like 5 of smurfs trusting gargamel. Are you ready for the eclipse . The last total Solar Eclipse that could be seen from the u. S. Mainland was in 1979. I remember that one. We poked a hole in a shoe box. Do you remember doing this . And we held it up to the sun to project it on the wall where we saw basically nothing. This is really something. This is from abc news, 38 years ago. Pay attention. Theres a special message at the end for us. Now its beginning to move away, isnt it . Theres the diamond ring. Isnt that amazing . So thats it. The last Solar Eclipse to be seen on this continent in this century, not until august 21st, 2017, will another ecliclipse visible on north america again. May the shadow of the moon fall on a world of peace. I guess we have four days for that to happen. You know the song total eclipse of the heart . The woman who sang that song is bonnie tyler. Shes set to sing it on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship during the total eclipse, which bonnie tyler, really, she was planning ahead. She released that song in 1983. And boom, 34 years later, shes raking in the cash on that. [ applause ] its impressive. I know what kind of sense of humor she has. It would be great at the last minute if she decided to play one of her new songs instead. Hey, guys, i know you expected total eclipse of the heart with the eclipse and all, but with that said, ive been working on new stuff, one, two, try, four. Some schools are giving kids an eclipse day, a day off, because theyre worried teachers might not be able to present theotect eyes. These kids havent looked up from their phones since january. The sun is not something to mess around with. This is what happens if you look directly into the sun during an eclipse, this could happen to you. [ laughter ] please, be very, very careful. [cheers and applause] amazon this week had to recall a bunch of safety glasses because they didnt meet proper specifications. Some of them werent certified for use. Which is dangerous. You think youre safe, you look into the sun and your eyeballs will explode. Guillermo, did you order your grasses . Glasses . I did, jimmy. And theyre up to standard . Yeah. You should be good to go. Jimmy summer movie season is winding down. We asked yahya to review logan lucky. Here is yahya talking about logan lucky. Hi, im talking about the summer movie behind me. Hi, im talkin, hi, its me, yahya, i talk about the summer movie behind me. The movie behind me, look, logan leaky. Logan lakey. He tostole the money from the bank, i dont know. The guy from 007, something greg. And then the exwife for tom cruise, kathy hole, shes in that too. The guy with the plastic arm, his damn driver, hes on tv show, hbo, the girl, alcohol allowed. Im about to get naked. Shut up. And the guy in the movie is sick mcfollow. The movie about the family and the dog about the baby. The director for that movie is steven soda. Steven soda directed the movie, the guy like playboy, they take the clothes off. And that movie, too, with underwear and the women should put the money in his underwear, you know. Any women ever put money in your underpants . No. No. Only fish. [cheers and applause] jimmy thank you, yahya. And one more thing before we forge ahead. Its thursday night. It means we bleep and blur whether they need it or not. It is this week in unnecessary censorship. The man we saw this afternoon was the man we saw elected last november, like him, trust him or [ bleep ] him, thats your call. Would anybody like it from the media . Would anybody like that long beautiful [ bleep ] . It was a clean sweep for taylor swift. Mouthing [ bleep ]. Im really excited. A phenomenal place to take [ bleep ]. Im really excited. Whether youve got a big [ bleep ], a fat [ bleep ], even if you dont have it, you go to the park and [ bleep ] your friend. The Police Department was able to answer that question over the weekend. How many [ bleep ] have you had so far . 50. Really . Thats rude to ask a lady how many [ bleep ] shes had. That round of rousing applause. Would you mind [ bleep ] my wife for 32 years. Sarah. [ bleep ] on the [ bleep ]. You cannot [ bleep ] while holding your nose. No, but i did pop my [ bleep ]. [cheers and applause] jimmy we are going to take a break. And when we come back, you will be witness to maybe the smartest 8yearold in the world. Hes here to teach us everything we need to know about the Solar Eclipse. Stick around. Well be right back. [cheers and applause] hey, is this our turn . Honey. Our turn . Yeah, we go left right here. woman vo Great Adventures are still out there. Well find them in our Subaru Outback. avo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 outbacks. Ends august 31. Advil liquigels minis. Our first concentrated pill that rushes powerful relief. A small new size thats fast, cause its liquid. Woohoo youll ask, what pain . New advil liquigels minis. New charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. New charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. And its softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. We all go, why not enjoy the go with charmin . You totanobodys hurt, new car. But there will still be pain. It comes when your Insurance Company says theyll only pay threequarters of what it takes to replace it. What are you supposed to do . Drive threequarters of a car . Now if you had Liberty Mutual new car replacement™, youd get your whole car back. I guess they dont want you driving around on three wheels. Smart. With Liberty Mutual new car replacement™, well replace the full value of your car. Liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. [cheers and applause] jimmy welcome back to our show. Salma hayek, also on the way on monday, a total Solar Eclipse. And here to explain what that means, an 8yearold kid from silver spring, maryland, please welcome romanio. Please come on out how you doin . Im doin great. Jimmy i see youve been to the nasa gift shop. Gentlemeyes, i have. I study organic chemistry and ad physics at a college level, university level. Jimmy so you study this stuff and love this stuff. I do. Jimmy do you want to be an astronaut when you grow up . Yes. Jimmy who was the worst astronaut ever, matt damon . Did you she movie . I dont know. Jimmy he made potatoes out of his own poom p in that movie. Is that something youd like to do in a spaceship . No. Jimmy so you brought some visuals from nasa to help us understand what happens when there is a total Solar Eclipse. We know the end result of it, but we dont necessarily know why its happening, correct . Well, this is what were going to do. Jimmy show us what you have. This is the sun, this is the moon, apparently, this is the earth. Were going to say the shun is shining on the moon and it casts its shadow on the earth. Thats whats happening on monday. Jimmy its a shadow that gets cast on the earth. Is it dangerous . It is not dangerous unless youre trying to look at the sun. You need solar glasses. Jimmy you should not look directly at the sun. You shouldnt. Jimmy and what happens if you do . Youll get partial blindness. Jimmy thats what happens. Who would win in a fight between the sun and the moon . Nobody. Jimmy nobody. Okay. So we have a visual demonstration that youve put together for us. And dickeys going to help us with this. Thank you, dickie. So this is a basketball. [cheers and applause] and this is, youre clapping for two balls tied together by a rope. Well, theyre not just that. Jimmy theyre not just that. Youre clapping for a model of how hard it is for an eclipse to happen. Jimmy oh, so thats why. [cheers and applause] jimmy so its a very rare thing. All these things have to lean up. Sh show us exactly what has to line up. The moon is 250,000 miles away from the earth. Jimmy okay, so you go over there and show us exactly what the distance would be and how this would line up, okay . All right. Good. Its going to be about right jimmy please do not try this at home. Its very dangerous. No, you can try it any place. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] jimmy not in an elevator you couldnt. Well, thats right. Unless you had a giant elevator. Jimmy this is the earth, were ev were on this. The moon is in your hands. The sun would be where . 1. 6 miles away. Jimmy this is how they line up. You can see. Now this is my question for you. Do you know any landmarks 1. 76 miles away. Jimmy yeah, theres a liquor store. Its got a big clown on it. Circus liquors its called. [ applause ] so thats how far away the sun would be from yes, and it would be the size of a giant house. Jimmy the size of a house. The biggest house you could find. Jimmy sorry, guillermo. Maybe you should lose a little weight over the vacation. Now what do we do . A tugofwar and see who would win . No, we just say, and heres what makes an eclipse not happen every month. Jimmy right, because all these things have to line up exactly. Right, because remember, this is 5 degrees. Sometimes its too high. Sometimes its too low. Jimmy yeah, i know. Its a bummer. [ laughter ] lets talk about safety again for a second. Now nasa gave glasses, and were going to give these to everybody in the audience. [cheers and applause] surprise jimmy here, come back to me. I was going to pull you over here. Would it help to wear garlic around your neck during an eclipse . It does not. Jimmy is that just for vampires, then . Well, it turns out, whats actually supposed to be done is wear these Solar Eclipse glasses or solar filter glasses. Jimmy im going to put a pair on as well and watch. We have a great video, demonstration of what happens during an eclipse. And lets roll that video here on the screen. So here you go. That ball is the moon, and what happens is it actually, you see what [ applause ] you see any of that . I cannot see anything but the lights. Jimmy when is the next Solar Eclipse . The next big one . Well, its in 2024. Jimmy where are you going to watch this one . Charleston, south carolina. Jimmy we have a special present for you, something that you can use, i dont know if its safe, you could use it for the eclipse or [cheers and applause] a Hydrogen Alpha solar telescope you surprised me, right jimmy yeah, im surprising you. And look, you can look at the sun. Smile, sun. Thats for you. Thank you very much. Youre very, very smart. [cheers and applause] great to meet you. We have a great show tonight with music from bearstronaut. Well be right back with salma hayek. [cheers and applause] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by the newly redesigned hyundai sonata. [intern] hey bradley, do you remember when i took your photo this morning . [boy] yea [intern] im afraid i have some terrible news. You have. Bug eyes here come the bugs ahh bugs everywhere uh oh, this little buggy got a lasagna. Its a performance machine. Engineering. With this degree of intelligence. Its a supercomputer. With this grade of protection. Its a fortress. 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And thats a beautiful dress you have on, and you smell good on top of it. Oh, thank you very much. Jimmy everything is in place. All in place. It can only go wrong. Jimmy it can only go downhill from here. When did you start using pinault at the end of your name . Eight years ago jimmy the last time you were here was like a year ago. Exactly, and you just never say it. Jimmy i like to pretend that your last name is hayekkimmel instead. I reject pinault. Very good, you got it. Jimmy i said i bet its pinot, like renault, like the car. They said no, no, no, pinot like the wine. No, pinault. Lets see if you can spell it. Two euros it you can spell pinault. Jimmy it is written right there. No, thats cheating. No jimmy but ill try it anyway. How are you doing . Everything all right . You enjoying summer and traveling around the world . Yes, its wonderful. We went to costa rica for the first time. Id never been to costa rica. Jimmy really . Thats a beautiful place. Did you go to the rainforest and see that . We sougaw lots of everything. Lots of animals. Jimmy sdolphins, lots of bogs. And lots of types of, three different types of monkeys. Jimmy monkeys are fun, in the wild monkeys. In the wild. We saw two types, but we didnt see the spider monkey, which the kids really wanted to see, so we had to move to another location to look for the spider monkeys, and after two hours in the canals, in a boat and no monkeys, the, and my kids going crazy, finally the guy said, you know, maybe theyre at my house, because i have a tree there. Sometimes they come. Let pme call my wife. And sure enough, there were the monkeys. Jimmy the monkeys were at his house . Yes, he had this tree of something called water apple. And it was full of the spider monkeys. And you know me, i have to taste everything, and ive never had a water apple. So i went and immediately, everybodys looking at the monkeys, im shoving the apples in my mouth as fast as i can. And the monkey got very upset, he started throwing apples at my head. And, you know, screaming and he was like super furious, which was hilarious. Now all my kids are really happy to see him in action. Jimmy sure. And then i started laughing too. And he got angry, so he tried to pee on me. And i am moving and hes trying to follow me in the tree to pee on me. I got some drug, i dont know. I dont now if he hated me or if he was trying to mark me as his territory. Jimmy probably the latter, yeah, wow. [ applause ] jimmy you should haves just yelled your last name, pinault i really liked this monkey. Jimmy did you think about maybe getting a spider monkey to take home . No, i was going to put him in my instagram, but once he started peeing on me i said forget it, im not putting you in my instagram. Instead, i put the monkey with the huge balls. There was a monkey with the biggest balls ive ever seen. Those are called howler monkeys, i think they get stuck in the branches and they start to howl. Theyre like this. Jimmy it makes sense. It seems logical. Yeah. Jimmy you mentioned the bugs. Were there snakes in the jungle as well . Im sure. I didnt see one, but there was one in the house we were staying at, a boa. Jimmy is that the kind you had from dusk till dawn . That was a python. And i had to dango in a transtc dance with it, because i have a phobia of snakes. Jimmy what do you mean a trance. I had to improvise. Im really proud of that. Would. Jimmy you should be proud of it. [ applause ] there were a couple of moments that got really dangerous, because if i come out of the trance, i would have freaked out i think. And her name was, or his name was limon. I dont know if it was a female or a male, but he was either a male or a lesbian. Because three times it put the tail under my bikini and curled the tail and starting pulling down, and i had to like nicely push the tail and pick my thing up and continue to dance. Creepy. Jimmy the snake got into your underwear . On the side. Jimmy and you lived. You didnt have a heart attack and drop dead on the spot. Im really proud of that. Jimmy you shuould be proud f that. Im proud and i wasnt even there. By the way, the whole time were talking, i have the sun in my eyes. Oh, my god. Jimmy he wanted to look sexy for you tonight. Wow. El sol. I want to know whats going to be the moon thats going to cover you. Jimmy turn around, show her the moon. [ applause ] jimmy well be right back. Having moderate to Severe Plaque Psoriasis is not always easy. Its a longdistance run. And you have the determination to keep going. Humira has a proven track record of being prescribed for nearly 10 years. 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Actually, theres one place, the capital of the cursing of the whole country. Jimmy is that right . I think he could be the ambassador. Jimmy when you think about cursing in the movies, thats at the top of the heap. I know, and he plays my husband. I actually topped him, because i do it in two languages now. I did it in english and in sp spanish. Jimmy why is that area the curse word capital . Like every other word is a bad word. Its just, this is the way their lingo, this is the way. Jimmy this is the way it goes . Does your family curse like that . I have my favorite course words. Jimmy what is your favorite curse word . My favorite curse word is cavron. Dont try to translate it, it means goat literally, but you can use it for everything. If you want to insult somebody because they are mean and they are, i dont want to say the words in english, but you know, you just say you jimmy this is playing me and cleto laugh, because his mother has called my times. [ applause ] i thought it meant friendly neighbor. I didnt realize. Well, its very, very good to see you. Thank you for that lesson, ill be using cavron from now on. I think we can use it without being bleeped. Feel free to use it, everybody. Jimmy Salma Hayek Pinault the hitmans bodyguard opens tomorrow. Well be right back with jay ellis. As easy as saving 600 when you switch to progressive. Winds stirring. Too treacherous for a selfie. [ camera shutter clicks ] sure, ive taken discounts to new heights with safe driver and paperless billing. But the prize at the top is worth every last breath. Here we go. [ grunts ] got em. Ahh. Wait a minute. Whole wheat waffles . [ crying ] why you have. Bug eyes whole wheat waffles . [intern] i have some terrible news. Theyre destroying the whole town schick hydro ® vs a lube strip. With seven hydrating gel pools. That give you 40 less friction. Its designed like no other razor to protect from irritation. 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Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Get 0 apr financing for 63 months on all new 2017 Subaru Outback models. Now through august 31. For years, men have enjoyed their man caves without guilt. Now, its mamas turn. Welcome to my she shed. Ive got my favorite outfit on. My literature. My armando and these are my treats im just gonna have one if thats okay. Of course its okay. This is my world. Fiber one 90 calorie brownies. Allll mine. [cheers and applause] jimmy our next guest is a very funny actor whose talent and nude posterior are on display every week on insecure. Watch it sunday nights on hbo. Please welcome jay ellis. [cheers and applause] jimmy i say you look very sharp in that suit. Thanks, man. Jimmy its good lookin. I couldnt let my family down. My dad is here somewhere. Jimmy where is your dad . There he is right there. I told him jimmy whats happenin . He looks good too. He looks great. I told him i was going to be on the jimmy kimmel show. And he said the mans show . And i said the jimmy kimmel show. Him too. Jimmy how long have you been acting like professionally . Oh, man, i dont even know anymore. I feel like the years in l. A. , it all comes together. Jimmy you worked for a Basketball Team before that, right . I interned for the portland trail blazers while i was in college. Probably the darkest years in nba history. Jimmy was this the jail blazers . Maurice cheeks was the head coach. I feel so sorry for this guy. He had Reuben Patterson who called himself the kobe stopper, to which kobe dropped 40 points every time. Bonzy wilds, rashid wallace. It was a crash course in learning whatnot not to do wit life. Jimmy what was your job . I was an intern in the pr department. Jimmy oh. You can feel my pain. I learned how to write a lot of press releases. Basically every time the players would get in trouble we would have to spin some story as to why they got in trouble which was usually just an apology to the fans and the nba, because theres only so many times you can say, it wasnt them. They werent driving from seattle with a bunch of wide in t weed in the car. Theyre so sorry. They wont do it again until next week. Jimmy insecure is a very funny show. I saw the show on sunday night. You, in this episode, are, you, as i recall, youre at the like the super market, and you wind up going home with two girls who kind of pick you up at the supermarket. Yes, a friday night of. Jimmy and you have a serious naked sex seen with these. And they say sex scenes are uncomfortable and not fun and stuff like that. That one looked like it was fun. It was interesting. I dont know if fun is the word i would use. Have you done a threesome scene before . [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, but only like with other guys, you know . Okay. Fair enough, fair enough. Jimmy i havent even had a twosome scene, let alone a threesome. Sometimes guillermo and i shower together after the show. Does he wear this costume . Jimmy he takes it off. You cant get the sun wet. Theres a huge amount of steam. So that was not a comfortable experience for you . It was interesting. I think guys see it and they go oh, like this is the dream. Jimmy yeah, thats what i was doing. Its a threesome. Ly a woman sitting on my face and another one bouncing on my lap for like seven hours. Jimmy did you see that, dad . [cheers and applause] hes proud. Hes proud. I made my dad proud. Jimmy what does your dad do for a living . My dad is a mechanic for american airlines. Jimmy oh, boy. He was in the service, in the air force for a long time. Jimmy nice, nice. My parents moved to l. A. A few years ago. Jimmy but you never had a five or six threesome in that line of work. You tweeted something. There was a party that you kind of accidentally had, is that the case . For the show last week . Yes, by far the dumbest thing ive ever done in my life, but also one of the funnest things ive ever done. I landed in new york last sunday and got to my hotel. And while im checking in the young lady is there, and theres a Program Board for the hotel and the activities they have going on. 9 00 a. M. , yoga on the roof. 2 00 p. M. , crocheting for mother. T 9 00 p. M. , game of thrones screening. Okay, i like it, too. Right . But im like, hey, do you guys screen anything else after game of thrones . Nope, we dont. We just usually turn it off. So you dont care about any of the other shows that come on after game of thrones on hbo on a sunday . No. We just usually turn it off. And i was like, cool, cool, cool. As she said that, this guy walked by and said oh, you done messed up now, girl. And shes like, what did i do . And hes like, hes on insecure. Its on after game of thrones. And shes like, i guess would could ask the manager. And im like how many people do you get for game of thrones screening . And she says oh, like 20, 25. I said can i invite some friends . She says fine. I walk out of the hotel and tweet to new york city, hey, guys, insecurescreening at my hotel. I come back from dinner and theres easily 250 people in the lobby. Jimmy wow. I go up to my room. Management from the hotel calls me four times in 26 minutes. Mr. Ellis, your friends say theyre here for the screening. Were at capacity, we cant let anybody else in here. Mr. Ellis, when are you coming down . I go downstairs, theres over 400 people in the lobby to watch this show. That was the most amazing thing ever. Jimmy thats kind of cool. It was fun. Jimmy did you have to pay for anything . I did. I of, guys, dont make my mistakes in life. I also tweeted out that i would, like, buy everybody a drink. Jimmy oh. Luckily, it was just beer and wine. Jimmy how much did it cost . It was a little over 2,000. And by the way, the hotel wouldnt give me a discount. Hey, 400 people who didnt know about your hotel just showed up. You wont give me 10 . Come on, jimmy jay ellis insecure airs sundays at 10 30pm on hbo, and we shall return with music from bearstronaut. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank Salma Hayek Pinault, jay ellis, and i want to thank my son guillermo and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next, but first their album is called telecoast. Here with the song shadow, bearstronaut [ applause ] im the one you want in the palm of your hand running down your back every words end you can let me down put me in my place although youve had enough theres still more i can take maybe im just here to work and let you take the lead when you stare into the light you know where to find me i can be your shadow you and i together and i know i wanna be there girl but i cant even be there for myself im the one you want bring you to your knees what you need the most is a chance to i wanna bring you somewhere that youve never seen japan or amsterdam dont have to be a dream maybe im just here to work and play by rules of attraction ill be there in front of you when were running from the sun i can be your shadow you and i together and i know i wanna be there girl but ithere for myself i can be your shadow you and i together and i know i wanna be there girl but i cant even be there for myself i can be your shadow you and i together and i know i wanna be there girl but i cant even be there for myself and you know i have you when you walk away and you know i have you when you walk away walk away [cheers and applause] this is nightline. Tonight, blood in the streets in barcelona. A van plowing into crowds on the citys most famous boulevard. There were people flying through the air. At least 13 dead, over 100 injured in spain with isis now claiming responsible. Police saying theyve killed a group of alleged tourists in another potential attack. Now vehicle attacks like this one could be the new terrorist weapon of choice. Also tonight, cliff diving. A 90foot drop at more than 50 miles per hour. Were on the jagged edge of the irish coast for the red bull cliff diving series, with extreme athletes taking the plunge into the icy

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