[ cheers and applause ] we are right smack dab in the middle of summer, and that means among other things Tropical Storms are on the way. Theres an especially interesting one working its way through the caribbean right now, Tropical Storm don. According to the weather channel, Tropical Storm don is not a threat to the United States. Unless it runs for president. Then it will be a disaster. [ laughter ] but the funny thing about it is the name of the storm, theres no connection to the president. They come up with these names for these storms way ahead of time. This just happened to be the next name in the rotation. What makes it even weirder is the name may have set for the next big storm in the Pacific Ocean and im not making this up, will be hillary. [ laughter ] Tropical Storm don and Tropical Storm hillary. This election is never going to end. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Tropical Storm don jr. Is headed toward russia right now. [ laughter ] no one knows why. [ cheers and applause ] did you see that theres a mystery. Who was the eighth person in the room with donald trump jr. When he by the way, i want to call him djtj from now on. [ laughter ] anyway, the person in the room, the eighth person when he met with the russians to try to get dirt on hillary, that persons identity had not been revealed until today. And this is the guy. His name is arakli kavaladze. His first name rhymes with broccoli. Thats right. [ laughter ] guess what. Hes russian too. I guess russia also has nerds. [ laughter ] i know, another coincidence that hes russian. Must be some kind of coincidence record. But arakli, hes known as ike, is the Senior Vice President at something called the crocus group which is a Real Estate Development company run by the azerbaijani Russian Oligarch who helped to set this meeting up. His claim to fame, this guy ikes he helped funnel 1. 4 billion of russian money into u. S. Banks and was the subject of a government investigation into money laundering. So happy made in america week, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] i do want to say, to be fair, it was hard for djtj and for Jared Kushner and Paul Manafort to know how Many Russians would be in the meeting because sometimes they hide the smaller russians inside the bigger russians. [ laughter ] and then inside even bigger russians than that. Meanwhile, i new poll from Monmouth University says theres more support for impeaching donald trump than there was to impeach nixon when the watergate scandal broke. [ cheers and applause ] there you go. Hes number one again. [ laughter ] 41 of americans support impeachment for donald trump. That includes President Trump himself. He cannot wait to get the hell out of there. [ laughter ] as im sure you heard, the Republican Health care bill as of today is dead, which is another big setback for the [ cheers and applause ] so this morning the president fired up his Little Orange thumbs and he tweeted we were let down by all of the democrats and a few republicans. Most republicans were loyal, terrific and worked really hard. We will return. Which i think is what gargamel yells at the end of every [ laughter ] episode of the smurfs. But trump said today the senate should just move on and let obamacare fail without replacing it. Which i have to say its refreshing to have a president whos okay with letting his fellow americans die just to prove his point. I am disappointed because for so many years ive been hearing repeal and replace. Im sitting in the oval office right next door, pen in hand, waiting to sign something, and ill be waiting and eventually were going to get something done and its going to be very good. But obamacare is a big failure. Jimmy you know something is a failure when you have to keep telling people over and over again its a failure. But anyway, this poor guys just sitting there holding a pen, waiting for someone to put something on his december tok sign, which is why they call him the master of the deal. And you have to here comes the scarf guy look at the size of his scarf here comes the scarf guy look at the size of his scarf [ cheers and applause ] wave to that scarf guy. Wave back, scarf guy here comes the scarf guy here comes the scarf guy hes got a really big scarf wave to the scarf guy jimmy oh, thank you. Now jimmys got his scarf get up there, scarf guy wave to the scarf guy wave to the scarf guy wave to the scarf guy, yeah scarf guy now hes running waving goodbye say goodbye wave goodbye say goodbye to that scarf guy [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. I have no explanation for that. [ laughter ] that was todd glass the scarf guy, he was here. And not only is the scarf guy is he still pau [ applause ] Caitlyn Jenner is with us too. [ cheers and applause ] Caitlyn Jenner is here. Here to promote her book the secrets of my life. Which i have to say i dont want to point fingers. Feels a little bit similar to my memoir that came out last year. The seacrest of my life. [ laughter ] kelly ripa will never know him like i know him. Anyway, we have much to talk about with caitlyn. As you know, we do our show right on hollywood boulevard, where especially this time of year we have a very eclectic mix of people strolling by. We get a lot of tourists on summer vacation. We also have a lot of unemployed crazy people just hanging around. Its an interesting mix. We thought it would be fun for our pedestrian question so, this afternoon we went on the street, we asked people, are you on vacation or are you unemployed . The way this works is well see someone introduce him or herself and then based on that introduction together we will try to guess if that persons on a trip or out of work. Okay . You got it . All right. Lets play. What is your name, sir . Im edgar. Edgar, are you on vacation or unemployed . Jimmy all right. Is edgar take a look at him. On vacation or unemployed . [ audience yells out answers ] jimmy all right all right. Youre scaring me. [ laughter ] lets find out. Im unemployed. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy was it the hair encircling his head that gave it away . [ laughter ] all right. Next up whats your name, sir . Cory. Mcconnell. Its the middle of the afternoon. Are you on vacation or unemployed . Jimmy is cory [ audience shouts out answers ]. All right. Almost everyone says vacation. All right. Lets find out. On vacation. [ cheers and applause ] where are you from . Pittsburgh, pennsylvania. What do you do out there . Deliver pizzas. And you need aid vacation from that . Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i used to deliver pizza. Its very stressful. You get lost. People get mad. All right. Lets meet another. Tell us your name, sir. Travis. Travis, are you on vacation or unemployed . Jimmy is travis on vacation . [ audience shouts out answers ] all right. On vacation. [ cheers and applause ] left the sun block back in the hotel, huh . Yeah. Jimmy that is looks like hes wearing a tank top underneath his tank top. [ laughter ] who do we have next . What is your name, sir . Ahmer. Ahmer, are you on vacation or unemployed . [ audience shouts out answers ] jimmy most everyone says ahmer is unemployed. Lets find out. Unemployed. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Have a good day. Yep. Unemployed. Whats your field . Security guard. No, no, the field where you sleep. [ laughter ] jimmy at least we got him to close his shirt. I think we have one more. Tell us your name. My names victor. Victor, are you on vacation or unemployed . Jimmy is victor on vacation or unemployed . [ audience shouts out answers ] the audience is split on this one. Is victor on vacation or unemployed . Im unemployed at the moment. [ applause ] what kind of work do you do . Well, im an artist, and i would love to do work in voice acting as well because i can make a lot of weird noises including animal noises. Lets hear some animals. [ horse noise ] jimmy thats actually a good pretty good. You know, lets bring victor in here. [ applause ] victor. Hi, victor. Thats victor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] victor. I just wanted to get this straight. Youre currently in the market looking for a job making animal noises . Sure. Any other noises or animal noises, i guess. Jimmy can you do a couple of the other noises that you do . Sure. I can do a chicken. [ chicken noise ] [ applause ] i can do jimmy okay. I can do a pig. [ pig noise ] i can do a seagull. [ seagull noise ] [ applause ] my best one is the horse. But i can only do it a few times because i get hoarse. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. We heard the horse. But go ahead and do it again if you like. Okay. [ horse noise ] jimmy that is good. [ cheers and applause ] well, if anyones looking for if anyones looking for someone to make animal noises, maybe at a wedding . Where would you do this . I have no clue. Jimmy you have no idea. Yeah. Well, if anyone needs his service and you cant afford the guy from the Police Academy movies, get in touch. Victor, are you on facebook . I am on facebook. Jimmy find victor on facebook. Thank you, victor. Good luck. [ cheers and applause ] we have to take a break. When we come back, we sent my aunt chippy to get the massage of her nightmares, and she hated it. So youll see that when we come back. So stick around. Well be right back. Here comes the scarf guy [ cheers and applause ] hes giving scarfs to you there goes that scarf guy do your thing here comes the scarf guy wave, wave, wave to the scarf guy dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by nissan. 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We did forget to mention the biting thing but we figured shed figure that out soon enough. Here now is my aunt chippy enjoying a very unusual massage. Hi. Im dr. Dot. Im sal. How are you doing . Nice to meet you. Guillermo im guillermo. Nice meeting you. Im dr. Dot. They call me the celebrity masseuse. Shes rude. She didnt introduce herself. Thats fine. I can roll. Im very excited because its a real spa, not like one of those fake front [ bleep ] things and my nephews are actually going to be nice to me. I think it will work out very nicely. Maybe shell make me really feel good. All right. Lets do this. Lets go. All right. Guillermo youre going to feel great. Youre going to feel amazing. Thats what she said. I dont think aunt chippys going to like the massage. She doesnt like anything. When is the last time you had a massage . 2,000 years ago. Much too long. You should at least have one once a month. Were from brooklyn. Could you imagine me saying to my neighbor im going to get a massage . Shed set fire to my house. Are you kidding me . People from brooklyn are often wound up. They need to relax. You should relax now. And know that people from brooklyn, by the way, need massage more than anyone else in the world. Yes. Thats true. Take a nice deep breath in. Do you think ill lose any weight . Shh. Shh. So dr. Dot is a famous masseuse whos famous for biting her patients. And aunt chippy doesnt know that yet, but shes about to find out. Guillermo she doesnt know . No, she doesnt know. Guillermo wow. We have a better deal. Guillermo yeah. People from brooklyn love the pizza dough method. This is the pizza dough method where im kneading you like a big pizza dough. You can even take some of the dough off me. People in brooklyn love that pizza dough method. Theyre all about pizza. Youre making my toes curl. I think aunt chippys going to love my bite massage. Its shocking at first but then after its the most relaxing thing in the world. I think shes going to like it. Okay. Anytime now. Oh. Here we go. Hold still. What the hell are you doing . [ laughter ] thats [ bleep ]. You dont bite thats my bite massage. Dont bite let me try no biting im not going to draw blood. I dont care. Dont bite what about a nibble . Not even a nibble i do this for a living. Go in for another bite. Go ahead. Youve got to be kidding me. Hey [ laughter ] all right. It is my specialty. What about through the bathing suit . Did you hear what i said . [ laughter ] no biting. Okay. No biting. I knew it wasnt going to be good. [ laughter ] whenever im involved with this son of a bitch its never good. How did she know . Its a special method of massage. You know what . One more bite. Not even [ bleep ] swear to god. You can put your head down. I swear to god im not going to bite you again. Swear to god. You can knock me out. Ah what the hells the matter with you . You stupid [ laughter ] what is the matter with you people . You sick sons of bitches. One more time. Come on. Ah ooh, i actually left marks there. Look. Im an old lady i knew it was too good to be true. [ laughter ] i dont want you to kiss me. Guillermo i want to give a kiss. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy somebody needs a massage. Thank you, aunt chippy. Tonight on the show we have music from brett young, fin wittrock is here. Well be right back with Caitlyn Jenner. So stick around. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by cocacola. Share a coke. You have. Bug eyes [intern] i have some terrible news. Theyre destroying the whole town im actually at ucla for the summer. Jimmy you are . Youre doing an internship there . Theres like a premed program there. Jimmy so youre studying all summer. Its not because you failed and you have to go to summer jimmy hello. Welcome back on the show. Tonight from American Horror story and the new movie landline Finn Wittrock is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then later, this is his selftitled album. Brett young from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night on the show jon favreau, tiffany haddish, and music from the revivalists. And on thursday, tj miller and music from run the jewels featuring trina. So please join us for both of those shows. Our first guest tonight is a recordsetting olympic gold medalist, reality tv star, parent of other reality tv stars, and one of the most famous people on earth. Her bestselling memoir, is called the secrets of my life. Please welcome Caitlyn Jenner. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] its great to have you here. My pleasure. Youve had every member of my family here. Its about time you had me here. Jimmy your daughter lives across the street from me. I have stories. Jimmy you do have a lot of good stories. You have a lot of good stuff to say. You just said that kendall lives across the street from you. Jimmy thats right. If i brought over some binoculars could you kind of spy down on her . I never know whats going on in that house. Jimmy can i tell you whats going on in that house . Please do. Jimmy theres a lot of people bringing clothes in and out of the house just all the time. There are so many clothes going in and out. Its like a macys. I can see that. Yes. No, kendalls a great kid. Jimmy she is very nice. And the neighbors do seem to like her. After an initial bumpy start at the outset. I understand. Jimmy people were like oh no, whats going to go on here. But it went fine. Yeah. Jimmy i met you a long time ago when i was a radio sportscaster. I think it was like 1996. You were a radio sportscaster . Jimmy i was. I was on kroq radio. We were at the olympics in atlanta. And you were on the kevin bean show. I was the sports guy on that show. And we met at that time. I never knew you were a sports guy. Jimmy i was. It was a big deal for me because i am of the age where like you were on the wheaties box. I did do all that. Jimmy when i was 8 or 9 years old im trying to get back on it now. [ laughter ] i dont know. [ applause ] jimmy will you compete in the olympics . Yeah. Maybe i should come out of retirement or something. Jimmy why not try out for the olympics . Theyre going to be here in l. A. Its not even like you have to travel. Thats true. Jimmy i will say its very unusual. And i dont its the elephant in the room that its unusual now im meeting you as a woman after meeting you as a man. Well, i have the ultimate double. Olympic decathlon champion. Jimmy yeah. Glamours woman of the year award. Jimmy yeah. Well, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] no one else has won that. I dont want that. And yeah. It has been jimmy is it strange for you even to think about that in that way . I mean, to look in the mirror and go hey, now im where i wanted to be. No, i wake up in the morning and i have a feeling of peace. Jimmy you do . Yes. Jimmy thats good. [ applause ] its very difficult to go through your life with this. I have met i never met anybody else who was trans until i actually came out. I just couldnt out myself. Jimmy honestly, you never met anyone . Wow. Not that i knew. I found out i knew a couple that i didnt know they were trans. Jimmy wow. Yeah. But no, i had to keep it a secret. It was a life of secrets. It was a life of hiding. I spent six years in my house one time out in malibu actually it was kind of funny. If you notice today on instagram i posted a picture of me jimmy i have that picture, yeah. Do you have that picture . There we go. Jimmy yes. That was two nights ago. That was to nights ago. Jimmy you wrote working on our duet for dude looks like a lady, one of my favorite songs. Yeah. [ applause ] i had to. I was at a fundraiser in minneapolis. And he was the entertainment. And i had met him i think once briefly years and years ago. But im sitting there and i think ive got to go backstage. I go backstage after and i said to steven, ive had some really, really tough times in my life. And i said for six years at one point i stayed in my house and every once in a while i would sneak out, get dressed and go sneak out in the dark and drive around. And i said i always used to take your song dude looks like a lady. And it was like that became my theme song. Driving around in my little car with my little cd in there. Jimmy wow. Whipping up the tunes and stuff. And i said i just want you to know it made me feel good. Jimmy what did he say . He loved it. He hugged me and said weve got to get together. I said you also ticked me off because back then you could wear your hair long and society said i couldnt wear my hair long. Jimmy i want to ask, though, because im pretty sure i met steven tyler. I think youre good b. A foot and a half taller than he is. Yes, i am. I had my heels on. Jimmy is he on an apple box or are you on your knees . No, i just had my heels on and stuff. But yeah, he was he is great. Jimmy there is a lot of humor in the book. I know youre talking about driving around, and one of your neighbors caught you driving around. It was the one time i could go out that i could get away with anything because it was halloween. Jimmy oh, wow. Yeah. Sure. And so i made the excuse it was the night before halloween, actually. So i just yelled, i said im going to a Halloween Party. And then i was gone. Jimmy and then you were gone. I was gone. Jimmy were you going to a Halloween Party . No. I was just jimmy just out for a ride. I did a lot of that. Its when you deal with this issue every story is a different story. Every journeys a different story. I am not a spokesperson for the trans community. Im only really a spokesperson for my journey and then take my platform, which i have, and see if i can make a difference in the world. Kind of the last person, im a person of faith, and the last thing i had to get through was in gods eyes how does he see me and how am i doing. Because every person whos dealing with any issue they always kind of look back if they have any faith whatsoever in their life, they kind of look back and they say, why . Why did god do this to me . Jimmy yeah. Why did god do this to you . Why has gender and my identity been an issue in my life since i was that big . I dont understand it. And am i doing a good job with it . And i just got to the point where fortunately i had raised ten wonderful children. Kris and i, we had gone our separate directions. Not because of gender issues but because of other things. And there i was back in malibu all by myself, and so i slowly went through, told all my children. Because it had been just hammered all over the media. Jimmy yeah, right. For the longest time. Jimmy right. In fact, guys like you jimmy well making some jokes. Jimmy we didnt know what was happening. I know. Jimmy we thought you were just vain. I know. Jimmy we didnt know what was going on. Sorry about that, by the way. [ laughter ] now hes going to apologize. [ applause ] jimmy i didnt know but i accept your apology. I dont know if you saw when i was on jimmy fallon i gave him a real hard time. Jimmy you did, yeah. But he deserves it. He said some really terrible things. [ laughter ] he did say some terrible things. Jimmy he does that a lot. Hes always very hard on people. Youve always been my favorite. Thats why i thought i would do this. Jimmy thank you. Were going to take a break. When we come back, Caitlyn Jenner is here. Her new book is called the secrets of my life. Well be right back. Cindy, you dont even have a dress. No dress. Uhuh, youre not going anywhere in those rags. Cindy . Introducing an allnew crossover, toyota chr. Toyota. Lets go places. When it comes to hitting prperfect drives,er. Nobody does it better. 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Do you think that would be appropriate . I dont know. Jimmy no, not at all. Not at all. Jimmy but what is appropriate really . Thats true. Jimmy do you regret voting for President Trump . I dont agree with everything hes doing, but i have always been im older. Ive been i grew up in a country where you actually said the pledge of allegiance to the flag at school. [ applause ] i believe in limited government. I believe in the people of this nation, not government. And so and that kind of makes me on the republican side. And so he was our candidate. I never really outwardly came out and supported him. I supported whoever the republican candidate was going to be. But you know, the press kind of puts you there. And there are some things that i think hes done thats very good. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] on the conservative side if you believe in our constitution im glad neil gorsuch for the jimmy okay. Got you. I think is a very good decision. Hes lowered regulations in a lot of different businesses to help business get going. I dont want massive regulations. I dont want massive taxes. Especially where the highest taxed country jimmy not true. Incorrect. Highest taxed Corporate Tax in the world. Jimmy ill have to look it up but i dont want to argue with you over that. [ laughter ] and Corporate Tax in the world. And massive regulations. Its tough for anybody to do business in the United States. And i would like to see the United States the best place in the world to do business. Jimmy are you excited about the olympics coming to los angeles . Is that something yes. I think its great. First of all you were in were you around in 84 . Jimmy i was alive, sure. In 84. Oh, yeah, i remember Lionel Richie singing the opening ceremony. Very good, yes. The city was never better. There was no traffic. It was just fantastic. I drove i had to do the opening ceremonies. Carry the flag in. And i drove from malibu in the afternoon to the stadium. And there wasnt one bit of traffic on the freeway. I went 65 miles an hour in the afternoon. Jimmy were you running or in a car . [ laughter ] i was in a car. Jimmy because i know you were fast. But i was driving myself. I didnt have a driver. Jimmy you ever get in the back yard and just throw that javelin around . Never. [ laughter ] i chip in the back yard, work on the game. I chip and putt. Jimmy which was the hardest of the events, of the ten events in the decathlon for you . A lot of people look at life, they look at it as separate events. But basically its one big its one whole. And the most difficult thing in the decathlon is not learning the ten technical aspects of the events inside of it. Its how do we become the best sprinter on the same day, the best 1500meter man, distance man . Theyre different human beings. How do you become the biggest the best shotputter you can be . On the next event its the high jump. If youre 270 pounds you cant get off the ground, you cant highjump. Thats the real challenge. How do you become jimmy be allaround. Its one event. And its basically strength, speed, and then the technical aspect of it. Jimmy its good to have you here. Such an interesting book. Its called the secrets of my life. Its available now. Caitlyn jenner, everyone. Thank you so much for being here. Well be right back with Finn Wittrock. [ cheers and applause ] having moderate to Severe Plaque Psoriasis is not always easy. Its a longdistance run. And you have the determination to keep going. Humira has a proven track record of being prescribed for nearly 10 years. Humira works inside the body to target and help block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to symptoms. In clinical trials, most adults taking humira were clear or almost clear and many saw 75 and even 90 clearance in just four months. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. 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Strummed guitar travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. With a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. Jimmy still to come music from brett young. Our next guest earned an emmy nomination and a love scene with lady gaga on American Horror story. Now he costars alongside jenny slate and John Turturro in the independent comedy landline, it opens in select cities on friday. Please welcome Finn Wittrock. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, Finn Wittrock is just a great name. Thank you. I didnt come up with it. But ill take the credit. Jimmy i assume that was your parents. They did. Jimmy but in a way it limits you because you cant be like the assistant manager at a did nottys when your names Finn Wittrock. You have to be an actor or maybe a private eye or Something Like that. I was kicked out of accounting school. I really wanted to be an accountant. Not with that name, get out of here. Jimmy youre from a family of actors, correct . Yes. My dad worked at a Company CalledShakespeare Company in lennox, massachusetts. And i kind of was grew up listening to shakespeare and like imitating my jimmy did you find shakespeare or did you find it boring when you were a kid . I always liked it because i was hearing it all the time. It was never that intimidation factor that comes in later. Jimmy your dad would have been upset if you didnt like it i assume. My dad kind of wanted me to be an accountant or a doctor. Jimmy he did. Why . I think it was kind of out of the protection you have for your kid. Didnt want me to have to deal wall the rejection that a acting jimmy what does he think now . I assume hes pretty happy with how it went. I caught the bug pretty young. He literally walked into the hospital when i was being born in full tibolt makeup. He had told the company that his wife was having a baby and they had like the fastest production of romeo juliet since 1598. They sped through the whole play and jimmy only one of them dies. [ laughter ] yeah. They skipped right to the end. You know what happens. Jimmy you do a lot of live theater, correct . Yeah. Jimmy you did a play with sally field earlier this year. Just recently. The glass menagerie. Jimmy the glass menagerie. Thats one i heard of. [ applause ] it was great. It was a dream come true. Jimmy she seems pretty great. Shes everything you want her to be. Jimmy does she ever screw up or is she a perfect pro at all times . Shes a pro. Jimmy do you ever screw up with her . No. Jimmy you do not. We did have kind of an amazing backstage screwup. It was like show number 90. We had done a whole bunch of shows. And we got word that our the girl playing laura. Its like a fourperson play. And the girl playing laura couldnt make it from williamsburg to manhattan because there was a bike marathon and she literally couldnt get there. So they called in the understudy. Were maybe 45 minutes before the show. Were kind of rehearsing some stuff with the understudy, like working over some choreography. And its like a very its a very scary kind of thing. You know, like youve done the show for so long. And the stage manager is Walking Around about to tell us what to do next and she bites it really hard on the stage and trips and falls on her like knee, elbow, her head goes into the wheelchair. This is like what is going on today . And carrie, the understudy, goes, well, you know, things always happen in three. Im like, carrie, dont say that. Youre the understudy. Just do your job. Jimmy yeah, really. And so were like okay, so the understudys going on, were about to go on to the stage, and we kind of enter in this sort of alleyway next to the theater outside and the four of us were going to start with the understudy. And the doors are closed. And so its like four broadway actors like outside the broadway house not able to get into the theater. And were like this is like birdman. Jimmy number 3. Yeah. This is number 3, obviously. And then this usher comes out and shes the one thats supposed to kind of let us in. But shes kind of like shes not feeling so well. Like shes a little nauseous or somethings going on with her. Were like whats going on with the usher . So we walk into this sort of antechamber. Theres a bathroom before we make our real entrance. Theres in real smell and the kind of sawdust stuff they throw down when in Elementary School like when someone pukes. Jimmy like at the circus. Like somebody puked back here. This is the third thing. Then the usher kind of stumbles back in and shes like no, no, thats not puke. Somebody let themselves go on the way to the bathroom. Jimmy oh. So it wasnt number three. It was number two. [ laughter ] yeah. It was number two. Right. Jimmy and what did sally say . Were all kind of slowly getting this and sally says, wait, its poop . [ laughter ] thats what ill always remember of sally field. Jimmy wait, its poop. One of her great lines. Yes, it was. You like me, you like me and now jimmy wait, its poop. Tell me about landline. This is an independent film. Jenny slate, whos very funny is in it. John turturro, whos great. Edie falco. Jimmy who do you play . I play this guy nate. A bit of a neerdowell. Jennys got a nice thing going on with jay dupe las and im the temptation that tries to steal her away. Jimmy i see. Can you tell us what happens in the end . I probably shouldnt. Jimmy you should. You should tell everybody in case they dont see it. Yeah. [ laughter ] one of us gets the girl. Jimmy well, its very good to have you here. The movies called landline. It opens in select cities on friday. And then everywhere in the world on august 4th. Finn wittrock, everybody. Well be right back with brett young. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Caitlyn Jenner, Finn Wittrock, and apologies to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is next. But first, this is his selftitled album. Here with his new single like i love you, brett young [ cheers and applause ] you wouldve thought you wrote down every word goodbye spelled out like it had been rehearsed and there aint no point in tryin to change your mind seems like youve got it all figured out youre all right with the way this is goin down dont tell me we could still be friends hang out on the weekends youre gonna be okay if i start seein somebody new you hope that i do it wont be long til i forget to call every time that im drinkin and you aint the love song i cant keep from singin i gotta be honest if you really believe thats the truth you never loved me like i loved you by the way youre talkin you would think you never had any real feelings for me and if you think i could look across the bar and see you in someone elses arms and not need you girl, who do you think you are tryin to tell me we could still be friends hang out on the weekends youre gonna be okay if i start seein somebody new you hope that i do it wont be long til i forget to call every time that im drinkin and you aint the love song i cant keep from singin i gotta be honest if you really believe thats the truth you never loved me like i loved you you always told me youd never leave me you said i was your one and only so what makes you think i wanna hear you say we could still be friends no, i dont wanna be friends stop tellin me stop tellin me whoa, that we could still be friends hang out on the weekends youre gonna be okay if i start seein somebody new you hope that i do it wont be long til i forget to call every time that im drinkin and you aint the love song i cant keep from singin i gotta be honest if you really believe thats the truth you never loved me like i love you you never loved me like i love you you never loved me like i loved you [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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