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Thank you. Hi, everybody. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for everything, really. I appreciate it. Well, for those of you who were with us in primetime tonight, welcome back. After another evening of bigtime basketball, game three of the nba finals between the Golden State Warriors and cleveland cavaliers, this is the third time these teams have matched up for the finals. And as we learned last year, anything can happen. A player could turn into a werewolf. We dont know. [ laughter ] we really just dont know. By the way, one thing we know is they jack up the ticket prices this time of year. Courtside seats for game three in cleveland went for as much as 20,000 a pop. You know, usually to be able to afford that you have to have a baby with a player. [ laughter ] thats serious money. Tonights game as i mentioned was in cleveland, where of course they have very dedicated fans. I think i did a lot of research. I believe these two win the best tshirt contest for 2017 for this. I may be indian, but i hate curry. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats very strong, well done. Meanwhile, in washington all eyes were off the court and on congress for the main event tomorrow. Former fbi director james comey will appear before the Senate Intelligence committee to spill the beans on president trump, which when you think about it on a human level is pretty great for james comey. Can you imagine getting fired and then the next thing you know you get to trash talk your boss in front of the whole world . Its like a dream come true. [ cheers and applause ] we got a surprise preview today of what comey plans to share. The Senate Released his prepared statement. President trump is like, you can prepare statements . [ laughter ] but there are a few good nuggets in it. Comey confirmed that trump asked him to let go of the investigation into exnational security adviser Michael Flynns ties to russia. He said in four months he had nine oneonone conversations with trump, three in person, six on the phone, which is very unusual. And this is what comey wrote about his dinner with trump back in january. He wrote, he had called me at lunchtime that day, invited me to dinner that night, saying he was going to invite my whole family but decided to have just me this time with the whole family coming next time. It was unclear from the conversation who else would be at the dinner. Although i assumed there would be others. It turned out to be just the two of us. Its starting to read like chapter one of fifty shades of orange. Right . [ laughter ] very sexual. [ cheers and applause ] anyway, comey wrote that at their dinner the president said, i need loyalty, i expect loyalty. Which is not an appropriate thing for a president to ask the head of the fbi. Unless hes planning to do the right thing and marry him, that is. [ laughter ] and trump told comey he had nothing to do with russia, had not been involved with hookers in russia. And he always assumed hes been recorded. I love that he denied being involved with hookers in russia. Let me tell you, bill clinton must be laughing his ass right now. Wherever the hell he is. [ cheers and applause ] so then because these were Uncomfortable Conversations comey told the attorney general, jeff sessions, he did not want any future direct communication with president trump. Melania said the same thing, by the way. [ laughter ] it didnt work out for either of them. So tomorrow will be an interesting day. Today is an interesting day. I dont know if you know this, but today is the Vice President s birthday. Mike pence. I know this because one of our writers got an email yesterday from karen pence, his wife. The subject you see, hi, do you have a minute . Michaels birthday. Friend, it has been my true honor and greatest privilege standing by my husbands side as your second lady. It has been a remarkable ride. It has been remarkable. It is definitely one thing it has been is remarkable. She wrote, i wanted to make sure you knew about an important upcoming event, and more importantly i want to give you a chance to join us in our celebrations. Tomorrow june 7th, 2017, my husband Vice President michael pence, will turn 50 years old, and i cant think of a better way to celebrate than with a birthday card signed by millions of americans just like you. You cant . [ laughter ] i can think of i bet he would like a back rub more. That would be better. Shes like the annoying person at the office who brings a giant card around and forces everyone to sign it. Anyway, the Vice President would love to see your name, and it would mean the world to our family if you added your happy birthday wish by 9 00 p. M. On june 7th, 2017. Then there are two links to sign the card. This is a very sad email, folks. [ laughter ] by the way, if you click on one of the links to sign the card, you get this. You cant even write a birthday message, just your name, email, and zip code. For his birthday mike pence gets a list of names, emails and zip codes. [ laughter ] that sounds like fun. Its not at all like a thinly veiled attempt to get your voter information. For fundraising purposes. Poor mike pence. Thats a terrible birthday. Maybe after the testimony tomorrow his Birthday Gift will be getting to be president of the united states. [ cheers and applause ] hey, i know this is out of left field, but do you remember zima . Like a weird yeah, alcoholic beverage from the early 90s . You used zima to figure out who at the bar you didnt want to talk to. [ laughter ] it was huge, it was a huge thing. Then all of a sudden it was gone. But theyre breaking it back. This fourth of july weekend, zima makes a comeback. Id almost rather zika make a comeback than zima. [ laughter ] which by the way is really good timing. You really want to wait until theres a virus thats one letter off from the name of your product before relaunching that product. But i guess these are turbulent times. And we need as many ways to get drunk as possible. So welcome back, zima. You know, also College Graduation season is wrapping up. And commencement ceremony, this is a big deal for the students and their families. And many schools as you know book celebrity speakers. I believe Mark Zuckerberg gave a speech. Hillary clinton. They all gave commencement addresses this year. But not every school can land an alister. So as a service to those graduates of those schools we put together, weve been working very hard on this, we put together an allpurpose, allstar graduation speech that is 100 guaranteed to position you for success in life. So Pay Attention because i think you just might learn something. Administrators, faculty brothers and sisters nerds, jocks, douche bags sex offenders, both registered and unregistered and the class of 2017. Look to the person on your left. Now look to the person on your right. One of you will be dead by the end of my speech. [ laughter ] its time for you all to put down your phones. And pick up the next generation of phones. They have a much, much better camera. [ laughter ] dont forget the people that brought you to this place. Im talking about the uber drivers. Theyre the real heroes of today. Never give up. Unless its hard. [ laughter ] the world needs more dreamers. And it also needs more quiznos employees. Why does it take so long to get quiznos . Its just a sandwich. 45 minutes, its ridiculous. [ laughter ] im reminded of an important decision in my life. When i was a teenager, i ran over a humansized bump in the road. My mother said, just keep driving. That was a great lesson. [ laughter ] i was in your shoes once. And your underwear. You should really lock your door. [ laughter ] 50 years from now when you look back on your life, you will ask yourself, was i famous enough . Did the paparazzi pay enough attention to me . Or were they way more interested in my wife . [ laughter ] do follow your dreams. Unless your dreams are to stalk and murder me. Then good luck. Ill kill you first. [ laughter ] dont compare yourselves to others. Theres always going to be somebody whos richer, more successful, better looking. That persons me. [ laughter ] do not claim to be lactose intolerant. Say what you really are. A milk racist. [ laughter ] theres more than one way to skin a cat. And you should try all of them before you die. [ laughter ] next time youre at a concert, wave your hands in the air like you just do care. About aids. [ laughter ] saying i need some me time is just another way of saying i dont want any you time. Take a hint, becky. [ laughter ] the great Winston Churchill once said, when a woman lights a candle, its to set the mood. When a man lights the candle, its because he destroyed the bathroom. [ laughter ] too true. If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, id be like, how is that . You got shot in the head. You shouldnt even be here. Youre decomposing. Its nasty. Dont do that. Get out of here. The great maya angelou once said that beauty comes from within. But so does diarrhea. Never forget that. I dont have a college degree. But i do have a yacht. Guess were even, education. Whos the dummy now . I only paid 30 million for it. On credit. I dont even have the money. [ laughter ] a great man by the name of bazooka joe once said to his father, dad, have you ever seen a machine that can tell if youre lying . Well, his dad said, seen one . I married one. [ laughter ] there are three rules in life. Number one. Never quit. Rule number two. Never trust a man in a trench coat. Could be two Little People stacked on top of each other. I learned that the hard way. [ laughter ] and rule number three. Do something bold let a horse ride you [ laughter ] it feels so good. Now you guys get out of here and go build me a real live sex robot. [ laughter ] good luck. Where do i get my gift bag . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, everybody. Congratulations. We have to take a break. When we come back, soccer star neymar jr. Is going to try to kick a ball, thats him, past a goalie named guillermo whos all the way on the other side of the street. So stick around, well be right back with that. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by progressive. I hate the outside. Well, i hate it wherever you are. Burn. Burn. Is that what the kids are saying now . Im so bored, im dead. You can always compare rates on progressive. Com. Oh, thats nice, dear. But could you compare camping trips . Because this one would win. 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Dont forget the pickle. Its kind of a big dill. Cheezit grooves. Chips made with 100 real cheese. Dang right its a chip the ford summer sales event is in full swing. They are not listening to me. Watch this. Who wants ice creeaaaaaam . So thats how you get them to listen. Take on summer right with ford, americas bestselling brand. Now with summers hottest offer. Get zero percent for seventytwo months plus an additional thousand on top of your tradein. During the ford summer sales event get zero percent for seventytwo months plus an additional thousand on top of your tradein. Offer ends soon. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back to the show. Thats cleto and the cletones with the music of timbukthree. Michael keaton, Anthony Davis, and music from Charlie Wilson and robin thicke all on the way. If youre a soccer fan how many soccer fans do we have here . [ cheers and applause ] i know at least 40 of you are lying but i appreciate the enthusiasm. If you are a soccer fan you are undoubtedly familiar with the superhuman known as neymar jr. [ cheers and applause ] hes the star player for barcelona and for the Brazilian National team, he won an olympic gold medal, hes only 25 years old and he happens to be on our roof right now. Hola, amigo. Hi, jimmy. Thank you. Jimmy neymar, first of all, thanks for taking the elevator all the way up there. [ laughter ] your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to score the firstever goal over hollywood boulevard from our building to the el capitan to the Hollywood Highland Center all the way across the street. Do you think you can do it . Can you make it to the hollywood and Highland Center . I can. Jimmy beautiful. Ill try. Jimmy but not only is the net more than 150 feet away. It is being guarded by americas number one goalie slash security guard, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guillermo. Guillermo hi, jimmy jimmy you look great. Guillermo jimmy, im very excited, very happy with neymar jimmy you look like we should cut you in half and squeeze you into a drink. [ laughter ] guillermo, if i remember correctly, you love heights, right . Guillermo no, i hate heights. Jimmy you do not like heights, yes. But neymars your favorite soccer player, correct . Guillermo yes, i love neymar, i love brazil, jimmy, you know that. Jimmy i know that. Are you nervous right now . Guillermo no, not nervous, im happy right now with neymar. Jimmy youre happy, to be almost so close to him, it must be exciting. [ laughter ] which are you more worried about right now, playing against your favorite or plummeting to your death . Guillermo plummeting to my death. [ laughter ] jimmy do not dive for the ball. Okay . Guillermo okay, jimmy. I promise. Jimmy this is important but not that important. Neymar, are you nervous right now . Come on, man. Im trying. Jimmy what if i told you guillermo plays for a recreational soccer team in North Hollywood . And they won their first playoff game on sunday . Are you nervous now . No . Okay, all right. No. Jimmy all right, then. Lets do this. This is a long kick. I dont know, seems kind of seems a little more dangerous than i care for. But lets do it. Are you ready . Ready. Jimmy all right, lets do it. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] going all the way over the boulevard. Guillermo three, two, one jimmy and here we go. It is oh, a little bit short oh, this is where a guy gets hit by a bus. Okay. [ laughter ] unfortunately we only have one ball so this is going to take no, okay, all right. Here we go again. Just got to get a little more leg into it. Whoa a little bit short. Wow. Why is there no did we clear the traffic . Oh. [ laughter ] once again we brought the city to a complete halt for no good reason at all neymar. Guillermo come on neymar neymar, neymar jimmy take your time. And here we go. It is a big kick oh my goodness [ cheers and applause ] jimmy can we look at that again . Can we look at it again in slow motion . Lets take another look. Heres the ball. He had the distance. And right in the corner of the net. Past guillermo. What was the one thing i told you not to do . Guillermo not to dive. Jimmy yeah, not to dive. Guillermo but its neymar, jimmy, the best player in the world. Jimmy you gave 110 . Neymar, that was quite a shot, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Jimmy have fun up there. Were going to keep going with the show. We have a great show for you tonight. Charlie wilson is here with robin thicke. Anthony davis is here and well be right back with Michael Keaton. So stick around [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at this. Oh, look at this. Its neymar jr. , everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [brother] any last words . [boy] karma, danny. Karma [vo] progress is seizing the moment. Your summer moment awaits you, now that the summer of audi sales event is here. Audi will cover your first months lease payment on select models during the summer of audi sales event. Jimmy hi there, welcome back to the show. Tonight, a fourtime allstar from the new orleans pelicans, Anthony Davis is here. Then, his latest album is called in it to win it. Charlie wilson featuring robin thicke from the mercedesbenz stage. We are back in primetime on friday night for game four of the nba finals with owen wilson, zach lavine, jamal crawford, and julius randle. And we have a new show in late night after that with mandy moore, jerrod carmichael, music from bebe rexa with and also i will take on the winner of the Scripps National spelling bee. Shes 12 years old and she will soon know the meaning of d def however defeat is spelled she will soon now. Our first guest tonight is golden globe and oscarnominated oscar who played a fictional superhero, a fictional fictional superhero and now a reallife superhero. He suits up as the vulture in spiderman homecoming, it opens july 7th. Please welcome Michael Keaton [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing . Im doing well. Jimmy i tell you, when you just gave me a little lift and a squeeze, if i had food in my mouth popped it out. Jimmy it would have heimliched me. You know what, i heimliched jimmy you did . Thats your penguins cap . Yeah, youre more focused on the stanley cup finals than the nba. No, but wow, Anthony Davis is here, thats a treat, that guy is unbelievable. I heimliched a guy. Jimmy you did . Where . Yeah, he wasnt choking. [ laughter ] i just wanted to try it out. No, no. A good buddy of mine, this is true, a very good friend of mine, dennis dugan, we were hanging out at his house, everyone had gone home after this party. We were throwing darts. Which we used to do a lot. All of a sudden i looked at him, hes really red in the face. Then hes kind of getting a shade of blue that was concerning. And he kind of goes, very calmly, kind of goes and i look at him and go we had a few beers at that point. But i go and i go oh, [ bleep ]. And i remembered reading or seeing somewhere or someone explaining what the heimlich maneuver was. I got behind him and i thought, man, i hope this works. And i did it really hard. Because youre supposed to. And this thing just shot across the room. And heres whats really amazing about it. Nobody said anything till like the next day about 11 30. He calls me. He goes, hey, man. Do you remember last night . And i go yeah, good party. He goes, yeah, but do you remember heimliching me . I go, yeah. None of us said anything. [ laughter ] shoom the thing goes, we kept playing darts, then i went home. Its like, i saved a guys life last night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wait a minute. Theres a swedish meatball right in the bullseye. Yes. Jimmy that could be a fun game. Heimlich dartboard. Thats a really good idea. Jimmy swallow a swedish meatball with the toothpick in it and then you fire away. I am really thats a very good idea. Jimmy forget hockey. Yeah, yeah. How are you doing . Jimmy im doing well, thank you. Congratulations on your penguins. You root for the penguins, you love the penguins. All things pittsburgh. Jimmy even though youre batman you root for the penguins. I never thought of that. Yes, i do, because im openminded. [ laughter ] jimmy do you have an nba team . Im a laker fan because i inherited them when i moved to l. A. I used to take sean, my little guy, id carry him down to the forum and saw all the great, great, great teams. Thats because pittsburgh never had an nba team. They had an aba team which was a great team. Connie Hopkins Jimmy what was the name of that team . They were the wrens for a while. Jimmy bad name. Bad name, yeah, little birds. Yeah. Jimmy pelicans is no good either. Were going to get into that with anthony, yeah. True. Its not menacing enough. Yeah, so there was never a team. Im a laker fan. Jimmy thats good. I suffer. Jimmy you mentioned your son sean, taking him to lakers games. I think this is so interesting. People dont i know some people know about this. Hes a center for the lakers . Small forward . [ laughter ] jimmy no, your son, almost as impressive, not quite, but almost as impressive, has written, cowritten, produced some of the biggest hits in music. Yeah, man, hes hot. Hes killing it. Jimmy who are some of the artists hes worked with . He was nominated for a grammy for Thomas Rhetts tune, the country tune this year, die a happy man. Then he won the [ cheers and applause ] yeah. And he won. They won. Record of the year or song of the year at the acms . I dont know. Theres so many country awards. But you know, countrys like a thing that came to him later. He really wrote hiphop and pop music like for demi lovato, heart attack. He wrote that. Jason derulo. Jimmy jason derulo. Yeah. David guetta. Jimmy do you listen to any of this kind of music . Yeah, yeah, i do. I do, honestly. And i dont know if you when you see your own movie for the first time or you start out and you i went to the theater, i wanted to go by myself for nightshift and sit in the theater. And jimmy one of the greatest movies of alltime. [ cheers and applause ] you think im joking. Really. In my top ten alltime favorite movies. Really . Jimmy yes. So you want to see it and have the full experience. And the other thing was when i think heart attack or the derulo tune, i think it was heart attack. I hadnt heard on it the radio. Thats an oldfashioneded kind of thing. You want to be riding around in the car. I can imagine all those people talking about, musicians. Jimmy yeah, right, hearing on the radio. You hear a tune on the radio. So i would never hear it. So like valet drivers, you know, they look at me and id pull in and my station would be tuned into something that like every 15yearold girl listens to. [ laughter ] theyre like, dudes into the really weirdest. And id just be playing it, going come on, man, i want to hear it. One day i heard it while i was driving around. It was just oh, man. Jimmy what did you do when you heard it . I flipped out. I immediately went home and said i just heard your tune on the radio. Its such an oldfashioned thing, on the radio. It had been out on the internet for months. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right. But its different because it pops up. Its not something that you seek out and press play. And theres something exactly. Jimmy magical about that. Yeah. Jimmy was your son equally excited . Yeah, very much. Very much. You know him, you met him. Jimmy yeah, i know. You were at the house. Jimmy i was at the house. Lionel richie was at your house, which was kind avenue amazing also. Does he live at the house . He does. He works for me. Jimmy lionels working for you . You dont have to pipe in music . Well, he goes on tour. Im going the house is a mess. Then i go, whats going on . He goes, im on tour, dude. No. [ laughter ] jimmy hes your friend. Hes a pal. You were there. Ronnie howard was there. A lot of people. I have im the most boring show business person. Truly. Jimmy yeah. Actually, we were all saying that at the party. [ laughter ] so i have very few i dont really have a lot of parties. But you know, i wanted you to come. Jimmy it was christmas time, and there was lionel richie. Were going to take a break. When we come back, were going to take a look at a movie that i happen to love. Spiderman homecoming. Michael keaton is here. Well be right back. On. Ion is now get our best offers of the season. On the agile mkc. On the versatile midsize lincoln mkx. Or go where summer takes you in the exhilarating mkz. The lincoln summer invitation sales event. 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Jimmy did that come up frequently on set with these guys . Yes. Hes a great kid by the way. Jimmy tom holland. Those guys are great. Jimmy he told me a funny story because hes from england he is . Jimmy he is, his accent is so good. He went undercover to school in the bronx to see what it was like to go to an american high school. Yeah. Jimmy have you ever done anything like that . Yeah. It depends. I trained with the navy s. E. A. L. S. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy really . Yeah. For mr. Mom. [ laughter ] jimmy that seems like an odd choice. Yeah, yeah. Yeah i mean i dont know. It was a choice, it didnt really work. And then for Pacific Heights i killed a guy. Jimmy you did . [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy just one guy . Yeah. And i killed another guy for another movie. Jimmy you did . How did you do it . I stayed in his apartment, i wouldnt leave. Do you know the movie . You know the plot . Yeah. So i wouldnt leave. Then he goes like he comes to my house for like the sixth time, goes wheres my rent, dude . And i just shoot him. Jimmy thats serious. Sorry, thats horrible. Jimmy thats real acting. I know. No, i sometimes you do if its appropriate. And sometimes theres no need. Spotlight, for instance. Thats one where you id done id been a journalist in movies like three times. I actually kind of wanted to be a journalist when i was in school. And so for me that stuff comes kind of naturally. There was really nothing to do except hang around with those guys which i had done several times. It depends. For clean and sober, you really have to know no, you have to no. [ laughter ] i know the audience goes you have to know what thats about. On a deep level. And theres no way of getting around that. But for some movies jimmy do you feel like you get it in a week or so . No, no. You need more time. You need more time. You need to, you know, drill down, drill down. Jimmy you didnt hang around at the zoo with vultures or anything like that for this . I didnt, no. I didnt. Jimmy that would have been exceptionally stupid, yes. [ laughter ] yes, it would have. But im capable of being stupid. Jimmy thats an important quality to have. Yes, it is. Jimmy the movie is fantastic, spiderman homecoming. Michael keaton is the vulture. It opens in theaters july 7th. Very good to see you. Well be right back with Anthony Davis screams man woo hoo join in on the fun and cash in on the deals at the chevy 4th of july sales event. Man this is a fast car. Man 2 oh, boy enjoy the ride while making no Monthly Payments for the rest of the summer on these exciting chevy vehicles. Or, for a limited time, get 0 financing for 72 months on these 2017 models. Or get 20 below msrp on 2017 impala premier and sonic lt. Find new roads at the chevy 4th of july sales event. What twisted ankle . Ask on 2017 impala premier and sonic lt. What muscle strain . 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy how tall are you now . Are you getting taller . [ laughter ] according to me, im 610. Jimmy according to you . What does that mean, according to you . We get before every season we get measured. Jimmy okay. By our strength coach. Beginning of last season they told me i was 611. But when youre 611 i feel you got to play center. 7 feet, center. I dont like playing center. So i like to stick to power forward. Jimmy you round down. Round down. 610. Jimmy you are the only nba player to round down. Actually, i was curious about it. So we made a special oh, you want to [ laughter ] jimmy do you mind standing up for a second . And i will measure you. Just stay right there. Stand right there. I got shoes on, though. Jimmy yeah, i cant oh. Lets see. Jimmy yeah, wait. Yeah, youre just you are 611. [ cheers and applause ] you have to play center from now on. Shoes on, though. Jimmy the pelicans is the worst name for a team, right . I mean, really. Like when you put on that pelican uniform, like it cant fire you up. Can it . It fires me up. Jimmy it does fire you up . Wow, imagine. Lakers actually i guess is not that great either. But weve just gotten used to it. Actually, new orleans had this triple a team called the baby cakes. [ laughter ] when that came about, i kind of felt like, well, pelicans is smart. [ laughter ] jimmy are they having some kind of worst name competition in new orleans right now . I dont know. Jimmy are you having fun . Having a great time. Jimmy who are you rooting for . Do you root for either team when it comes to the nba finals . No. Jimmy you dont, yeah. Im kind of not allowed to. Jimmy no, youre allowed to. I stay neutral. I stay neutral. Of course i have friends on both sides. But i really dont care. Jimmy whos your best friend on each side . I dont really have a best friend. Id say my closest friend on cleveland is kyrie irving. Jimmy okay. [ cheers and applause ] and golden state, im not really close to anyone, but im cordial with a lot of them. Jimmy youre cordial with a lot of them. I talk to klay a lot. Id probably say klay. Jimmy okay, all right. I think weve learned that youre probably rooting for the cavaliers, then, right . No. No. Im rooting for a great series. Jimmy kyrie thinks the earth is flat, right . Isnt that thats kyrie for you, though. Thats kyrie. Kyrie says a lot of stuff. Jimmy is he just trying to be funny . No, i think he really thinks the earth is flat. [ laughter ] jimmy he does. I think pretty sure. Jimmy have you ever taken him to the beach and let him look at the curvature of the horizon . Thats kyrie. Jimmy first time you were here was 2012. You were about to be drafted. You were picked number one. And i asked you what you were going to buy with the money when you first got the money. And you said you were going to buy what . White on White Bentley. Jimmy a white on White Bentley. Did you buy that white on White Bentley . I did. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy is it everything that you imagined it would be . It is. It was. I dont have it anymore. Jimmy what happened . I needed to get rid of it. Jimmy oh, you needed to it was too fast for me. Jimmy really . I started i was 19 years old. I started trying i thought i was fast and the furious. I got rid of it. Jimmy what did you get, a honda accord or something . [ laughter ] i traded it in for a rollsroyce racer. Jimmy oh, yeah. Those are really slow. Yeah. Very much slower. Very much more so. Jimmy a much more humble vehicle. [ laughter ] you downsized is what you did, yeah. So this is something i want to ask. Because this is a photograph oh god. Jimmy instagram, either a monkey or a gremlin. [ laughter ] is this part of the monkey . No, thats a teddy bear that he loves to cuddle on. Jimmy okay. This is your monkey . Yeah. Jimmy how do you get a monkey . So my teammate came to the locker room one day with a monkey on his shoulder. I wasnt sure it was a monkey, it was just something crawling. Im like, i think we need an exterminator around here. He said thats my monkey. Im like, monkey . That kind of freaked me out. What are you doing with a monkey . Jimmy reasonable question. He had on it a harness, a leash. You going to do tricks . Hes like, he can play peekaboo. It was playing peekaboo and i was like, thats so dope, i want one. [ laughter ] he ended up getting me one. And i found out my monkey did none of that. [ laughter ] so i was like jimmy you got a dull monkey. Yeah, i had it about a year and a half and i was like, this is not for me. Jimmy what did you do, eat it . Do you eat them at the end . [ laughter ] no, i gave it back to him. I was like you jimmy oh, really . He now has two monkeys . He actually found out that hes not a great caretaker. He gave it to his auntie. His auntie got both of them. Jimmy she has both of the monkeys. Yeah. Jimmy you really need some kind of app that brings you a monkey for a while. Because i think most people are like, oh my god, i got a monkey. A few weeks later, oh, i got a monkey. Theyre very cute, though. As you see. Theyre very cute. Jimmy yeah, i see. Once they start using the bathroom its true, monkeys really eat their poop and throw it. And im like, this is crazy. Jimmy thats actually one of the things i like about them. [ laughter ] theyre selfcleaning. Yeah, i couldnt do it. Jimmy you have your own line of clothing at saks fifth avenue. How did that come about . Saks came to me and wanted to do something special. I thought it was a great opportunity for me. Going into stores, its very tough for me to find clothes. Jimmy right. I cant. Which is insane. Jimmy right, right. And so i thought it would be a great idea for me to make my own clothes. Jimmy so these are clothes for giant people . [ laughter ] well, it started that way. And then my whole family, well, what about me . Jimmy do people hit you up for free clothes all the time . All the time. I say, well, you can go to the store. Jimmy whos number one worst as far as hitting you up for free clothes . Actually, one of my teammates, tim frasier. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Im like dud jimmy how does he do it . You make millions of dollars. Whats crazy, he goes into the store and looks around and like send a picture, i want this one. Buy it which is pretty funny. Jimmy wow. But its fine. I have fun with it. Saks come to me with ideas, i come to them with different ideas. We make it work from there. Jimmy it would be fun to make little suits for monkeys. They have some clothes for monkeys. Jimmy they do . They do. They do. Jimmy what . They do. [ laughter ] they do. Its like the cutest thing ever. Jimmy wow. Like baby onesies jimmy guillermo, you and i are going shopping. Guillermo yes, next week, yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its very good to see you. Thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] Anthony Davis, everybody. His clothing line is saks fifth avenue by Anthony Davis. Well be right back with Charlie Wilson and robin thicke dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. You know what i could go for right hmmm some sweet barbeque. Or spicy crave van here, try my new barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce. You crave it, we serve it. Crave van you know what i could go for right hmmm some sweet barbeque. Or spicy crave van here, try my new barbeque Bacon Cheeseburger and chicken sandwich with your choice of sweet or spicy barbeque sauce. You crave it, we serve it. Crave van dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Michael Keaton, Anthony Davis, neymar jr. , apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time. Nightline is next but first, this is his latest album, in it to win it. Here with the song smile for me with help from robin thicke, Charlie Wilson [ cheers and applause ] i think about what my daddy told me umm theres gonna be storms in life yes it will but the sun comes up every morning ooh even after the darkest night yeah, maybe the rent aint paid or the car notes late and youre working hard like every single day yeah but you can make it through aint nothing you cant do yeah i believe in you let me break it down im here to say when everything aint okay i promise its gonna change so wont you smile for me i know its hard i know its hard cause ive been right where you are you can light up the dark if you just smile for me ooh you can start up the Chain Reaction or stretch an inch into a mile oh the best things just around the corner oh yeah so hang in there a little while oh maybe the rent aint paid or the car notes late and youre working hard like every single day yeah theres nothing you cant do nothing you cant do i believe in you i believe in you let me break it down im here to say hes here to say when everything aint okay, i promise its gonna change, so wont you smile for me i know its hard i know its hard cause ive been right where you are you can light up the dark if you just smile for me dont let it get you down dont let it get you down i know that you can turn it around you can turn it around anything that is lost will be found yeah so come on and show me a little piece of heaven show the world what you really been blessed with im here to tell ya when everything aint okay i promise its gonna change so wont you smile for me i know its hard i know its hard cause ive been right where you are ive been right where you are you can light up the dark you can light up the dark if you just smile for me smile for me baby oh wont you smile oh wont you smile oh wont you smile come on and smile just smile for me oh wont you smile oh wont you smile oh wont you smile smile for me this is nightline. 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