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Thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we have we have so much to get to tonight. Starting we are going to start tonight with the nba draft, which is taking place right now at Barclays Center in brooklyn, new york. The nba draft is i think the most interesting draft in sports. And its important because it helps to decide which teams the players will be on when they lose to the Golden State Warriors next year. [ laughter ] with the number one pick the philadelphia 76ers chose markelle fultz. He is a great point guard from the university of washington up in seattle. He also just happens to be with our very own guillermo right now via [ cheers and applause ] the cisco stream. Hi, markelle. Congratulations. How are you doing . Im doing good. Thank you. Jimmy youre welcome. Youre going to philadelphia. My first question is cheesesteak related. Which do you like . Pats or genos . Because if youre going to live there youre going to have to pick a side. I know, i know. I actually havent been in either one yet. Ive been going to like larrys. I had my own chef cook me one. Ill have to check it out. Jimmy what does it feel like to get picked first in a sport . Thats never happened to me. [ laughter ] and im just curious. First of all, i mean, its a blessing really. Its something that almost all kids dream of. And for me to do this, it just goes down in the history book and its a milestone for me. Jimmy do you feel more blessed or hashtag blessed . Hashtag blessed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy so now youre a professional, youve been drafted, are you going to buy anything exciting like a snow leopard or a submarine or anything . No. Nothing like that. Nothing crazy. Pretty much just taking care of my family. Anything they want. Thats whats going to make me happy. Jimmy thats nice. [ applause ] i was watching the predraft show on espn. Is it true youre wearing shoes made out of basketballs right now . Yeah. Thats true. Its actually made out of a basketball. Jimmy made out of a basketball. So you really are serious about this. [ laughter ] this is what i love. Its nice. Jimmy go ahead and yell im better than everyone else at the top of your lungs because i think you are, right . No, im not going to do that. Im not going to do that. [ laughter ] jimmy good. Stay humble. Thanks, markelle, and good luck to you there in philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you. Jimmy and guillermo, great job. Guillermo, go get us number 2. Get us number dos. Okay . Guillermo okay, jimmy. Jimmy okay, thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] there was another big draft today. This morning Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell showed us a draft of his top secret new health care legislation. They opened the vault. They laid the bill out on a table, rubbed lemon juice all over it and the text magically appeared for all to see. And wouldnt you know it, the bill includes a big tax cut for rich people. So unless you just got drafted by an nba team its not great news. [ laughter ] theyre calling the plan better care, as in just imagine how much better this plan would be if the people who wrote it cared. [ laughter ] and it slashes medicaid [ applause ] which could negatively affect millions of poor and elderly people. But heres the thing. It wont happen until 2024. Its gradual. Which makes you wonder why 2024. What is the significance of that . Will we all be in those pods from the matrix by then, we wont need health care . The reason its 2024 is that will be after most of the current senators have run for reelection. [ laughter ] and then these guys wonder why we hate them. And thats why. [ laughter ] speaking of unpopular bills, bill cosby has a [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] an absolutely inexplicable plan. Im sure you know there was a mistrial in the Sexual Assault case against bill cosby. And now according to his spokesman bill is planning to hold seminars across the country, town Hall Meetings at which he plans to teach young men how to avoid being charged with Sexual Assault. [ laughter ] im not heres one. Number one, dont commit Sexual Assault. Thats a way. [ cheers and applause ] but this came from one of his guys, his publicist said cosbys going to teach young people, especially athletes, how to look for warning signs. This is either an exceptionally illadvised publicity stunt or an extremely elaborate way to trap date rapists. Im not sure. [ laughter ] the cops should arrest every guy who shows up to this thing, right . [ applause ] who told bill cosby this is a good idea . The only thing we know for sure is the tour will not be sponsored by jello pudding. Otherwise [ laughter ] meanwhile, President Trump is on tour as well. Trump held a rally in cedar rapids, iowa last night where he explained why he would only ever hire a rich person to help him run the economy. And i love all people. Rich or poor. But in those particular positions i just dont want a poor person. Does that make sense . Does that make sense . If you insist ill do it. But i like it better this way, right . Jimmy right. The more money you have the smarter you are. Look at the kardashians, for instance. It makes sense. [ applause ] trump, he was on a roll. He also shared his plan to put solar panels on his Mexican Border wall, and he insisted that the solar panels on the wall were his idea, which they were not his idea. Donald trump is the guy in like your office who doesnt chip in for the Birthday Gift but makes sure his names right in the middle of the card. [ laughter ] the crowd in iowa, though, they loved it. They love the wall stuff. Even though mexico is like a 21hour drive away from cedar rapids. They loved it. And trump was in his element. Hes still bragging about his win in the electoral college. He was so fired up, in fact, we had no choice but to slow him down for another president ial edition of drunk donald trump. [ slowed down ] and those maps, those electoral maps, theyre all red. Beautiful. Red. [ laughter ] beautiful. You look at those maps, almost like wow. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy almost like wow. He may have spent the night with bill cosby. [ laughter ] its fitting that all this health care stuff is going on right now. We happen to have an expert in the house here. Dr. Hannibalelector is here with us, Anthony Hopkins. [ applause ] and not only is Anthony Hopkins here, he brought a bunch of westworld robots for you guys to have sex with. [ applause ] also with us tonight Chris Hardwick and music from queen and adam lambert. [ cheers and applause ] you know, Anthony Hopkins is here to promote the new transformers movie. And whenever theres a big new summer release we run it by our inhouse movie critic yehya. He loves movies. He loves movie stars. He agreed to preview the movie. Here he is talking about the movie, transformers the last knight. Hi. Its me yehya. I talk about the summer movie. The summer movie is called transformance. It begins. You know transformer is like before like the car and he come like transformer. That guy is octopus breem. Okay . Its imax. Transformer comes jump up to you. You go like boo. Hes come in your face like fast. What was that . That was a mistake. And that transformer the director michael bay. Hes the first one with the guy shy labomb and megan [ bleep ]. The guy is the first transformer mark wallber. Big actor, movie star and hes in the movie with georgia clooney. Everybody die on the boat. He did the movie with the monkey like military. He did also the movie with the little bear go piss in the toilet and hes next to him. Yeah. Antonio hupkin also. 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Basketball fans because the lakers had the second pick and with it they chose lonzo ball of ucla, a local kid. And we go back now to Barclays Center in brooklyn, where guillermo is with the newest laker on our big cisco screen. Guys, if we could just [ laughter ] i think lonzos a little taller than markelle. Yes. There we go. Hi there, lonzo. How are you . Im good. How are you . [ applause ] jimmy congratulations. You specifically wanted to play for the lakers, and your wish came true. Its really kind of unbelievable the way it happened. Yeah, its kind of crazy. But you know, im happy it happened. Jimmy was there any point in the day where you thought what if nobody picks me, what if im just left standing there in a bowtie . No. That didnt really cross my mind at all. Jimmy it didnt. [ laughter ] who is happier right now, you or your dad . I think i am. But i know for sure the medias going to think he is just the way he is. Jimmy your dad, i saw him a little earlier, i dont know if you know this, your dad said youre going to take the lakers to the playoffs next year and he said hes going to wear a hat that says i told you so after yeah, he probably will. Theres going to be some jimmy are you going to match that guarantee . Will you take the lakers to the playoffs this year . [ cheers and applause ] that is definitely the plan. Jimmy how long until you get an actual paycheck from the lakers . Im not sure. You know, ill find that out pretty soon, though. Jimmy that would be the first thing i found out. [ laughter ] do you want to run and grab magic and ask him when youre going to get the money . I dont know if i could run all the way to california right now. Jimmy what number are you going to wear . Have you decided that . Have you asked them . I assume 2. Ive been wearing it my whole life and i dont think im going to change now. Jimmy derek fisher wore number 2. It hasnt been retired or anything. So youre in good shape. I should be good. Jimmy who in your family will be the first person to ask you for money . [ laughter ] probably my little brother melo. Jimmy well, thank you, lonzo. Were counting on you to make the lakers great again. [ cheers and applause ] thats lonzo ball, the new laker. So crazy, right . I mean, one day youre a college student, or kind of. Whatever. [ laughter ] next minute youre a millionaire. All right. Back to health care. Health cares a big story of the day today, and whatever version of the new plan gets approved it will affect the lives of millions of americans, most importantly children. So i decided to sit down with a group of them, our future voters and leaders, to see what they know, what they expect, what i dont know. Here. Jimmy hi, guys. How are you doing . Good. Were doing im doing very good. How are you . Jimmy im doing well. Thank you very much. Youre very polite. How old are you . I am 7 years old. Jimmy how old are you . 5. Jimmy and how old are you . 5. Jimmy do you guys know each other . Yeah. Jimmy how do you know each other . Because were twins. Jimmy oh, you are . You dont look anything alike. How long have you been twins . For like ten months. Jimmy ten months. Okay. So where did you meet . At grandma and papa. Jimmy grandma and papas house. You met there. What was the last time you guys went to the doctor . Three years ago. Jimmy three years ago. A month ago. Jimmy and you . Four days ago. Jimmy four days ago. What happened . I was like my heart was not beeping anymore. Jimmy it wasnt beeping anymore . So the doctor did another one. Jimmy the doctor gave you a new heart. Four days ago. That would have youd have to do surgery. Yeah. I got surgery. Jimmy you like surgery . When they take it off i was awake. Jimmy really . They did surgery on you while you were awake. Thats very unusual. But to have your heart actually replaced and to be here four days later is remarkable. It really is. Amazing. What if somebody who was poor is sick . Should people who have money help them to get better . Yes. Of course. Of course. Jimmy of course, right . No. Jimmy no . Why do you say no . Yeah. Because i would have to get a shot and then they would have to go to the doctors. Jimmy you dont like shots is what youre saying. I hate shots. I hate them too. Jimmy does anyone want a shot . No jimmy is it scary to go to the doctor . No. I just close my eyes and think of something happy. Jimmy oh, you do. You imagine something happy. How about you guys . Like have you ever gone to the doctor to have that horrible horn removed from the top of your head . Oh, it comes off. Okay. All right. I didnt know. You can put that back on. It has this. Jimmy i didnt realize. I thought that was actually a deformity. Okay. Have any of you ever had cooties . No. Jimmy no. In my school a lot of kids had cooties. They were all over the place. So try to steer clear of those. If you did have cooties, would you go to the doctor . Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy what if you had chicken pox . I would still go to the doctor. Jimmy what if you had Fried Chicken pox . Whats that . Jimmy its like a more delicious version of chicken pox. Doctor. Jimmy what do you want to be when you grow up . Oh. Jimmy yes. I want to be a hiphop teacher. Jimmy a hiphop teacher. What about you . A teacher or a police. Jimmy teacher or police. And you . Basically, i want to be a trump guy. Jimmy a trump guy . What does that mean . So i could be like trump and do a president . Yeah. Jimmy so you want to be a president like trump . Yeah. Jimmy how much money do you have . 160. Jimmy you have 160. And you . My highest number would be 100 that i have. Jimmy how much do you have . 100,000. Jimmy you have 100,000. Youre very rich. Where do you keep all that money . Well, i keep it in space. Jimmy oh, in space. Do you have a spaceship . Yeah. I put it in my spaceship. Jimmy oh, you keep it in your spaceship. Lets say you each had a bottle of water and i had no water and we were in a plane and i was very, very thirsty and you didnt know when the plane was going to land. I would share. Jimmy you would share. You would share your water with me . Yeah. Me too. Jimmy would you share your thank you. Would you share your water with me . Maybe id have her give you water. Jimmy youre saying if they gave me water you wouldnt need to give me any of your water. Because you already drank some. Jimmy you are going to be a President Trump. [ laughter ] jimmy should all kids be able to go to the doctor when they get sick . Yeah, they should. Jimmy heres what were going to do. Were going to play musical chairs. Whoever doesnt have a chair at the end doesnt get health care. Okay . Everybody stand up. Im going to take one chair out. Okay. Now go ahead. I want to get health care. Jimmy no, youve got to keep walking. Okay. [ music stops ] oh, see, now you dont have health care. Luckily, we have a spare. Im so sorry. Which one are you again . Aidan. Jimmy are you sure . Yeah. Jimmy okay. I want to get health care. You have it. He doesnt. How come if i lose i dont get health care . Jimmy well, thats the question were all asking. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks, kids. Tonight on the show we have music from queen and adam lambert. Chris hardwick is here. And well be right back with Anthony Hopkins. [ cheers and applause ] guyscause this is my jam. N. Showtime tell it to my heart tell me im the only one. Nailed it tim, nailed it. Rush in to old navy to celebrate july 4th in starspangled style get up to 60 off the entire store plus amazing summer styles from just two, four, six, and eight bucks come fly your flag at old navy and oldnavy. Com its about time they gave left and right twix® their own packs. 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Our first guest tonight is an oscarwinning actor whos played everything from u. S. President to norse god. You can see him now alongside Mark Wahlberg in transformers the last knight. Please welcome Anthony Hopkins. [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. How are you . Im good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy your life is good . Look at that. Last time was six years ago i think. Jimmy Something Like that. Its been too long. I love the you two dancing. Guillermo and hes your assistant. Jimmy i wouldnt call him my assistant. Assistants generally help you. [ laughter ] my body man. I have the same problem. I have a guy called juan johnny on the spot. Except hes never on the spot. Hes useless. Jots. Water. Jimmy this is him . This is your guillermo . Why is your guillermo so much more handsome than my guillermo . [ laughter ] how are you . How are you doing . Hes always wanted to get on television. Jimmy you know, we already had water. I dont want to ruin it for him. We do provide the guests with water. Is it okay i did that . Jimmy by the way, your handshake is so powerful. I hope you dont mind me mentioning this but youre going to turn 80 years old this year. That is unbelievable. Thats right. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy maybe this is too big a question to ask. But in your 79plus years on this planet is there a bit of wisdom you can share with us that maybe something we wouldnt know because weve overlooked it or something that you really above all else you think youve learned that you can share with us . To keep going. Jimmy keep going. Never give up. Jimmy i think thats really good advice. Never give up. The thing is we get questions in our head and little voices that put us down when we were kids and all that. So get over that. Thats what ive had to do, is get over whatever troubles and just i carry a photograph of myself in my phone when i was a little boy and i was a little confused kid, as we all were. And i look at him and i say, we did okay, kid. We did okay. Jimmy thats a very hightech way of talking to yourself. [ applause ] because life is tough. But youve just got to get out of bed, get on and do it. Jimmy my grandfather always carried his own luggage and all of our luggage too. And we were always like what are you doing . Put that down. But now i realize like thats what it is. Right . He kept going. Youve got to do it. Jimmy well, thats a very good piece of advice. Its good to be here. Jimmy thank you very much. Good to have you here. Do you watch the nba . Are you a sports fan in that way . No. But i like his shoes. Jimmy the basketball shoes. [ laughter ] yeah. I want a pair like that. Jimmy we can get a pair of that for you. Its very silence of the lambs to skin something, even a basketball, and to make it into a shoe. [ applause ] yeah. Jimmy are you still painting . I know you yeah. I paint a lot. And i have shows in las vegas, bellagio and mgm. One in houston. Jimmy they have a lot of great artwork at the bellagio in las vegas. Yeah. Thats right. My wife got me to do that just before we got married. She wanted me to paint. Shed seen some drawings of mine. I cant paint. What can you do it. They cant put you in jail if it doesnt work. Paint for the wedding. 75 paintings i did. Now ive got to do it seriously. And i paint and i paint and i sell them. Jimmy oh, she tricked you into making money is what happened. [ laughter ] shes the boss. Shes the boss. Jimmy do you like las vegas . I love las vegas. Jimmy you do . Yeah. Jimmy i grew up in las vegas. Its my home town. It is . Jimmy yeah. What is it that you like about las vegas . The lights, the brightness. Im not a gambler. Jimmy okay. I just like the lights and the electricity of the place. Jimmy the feel of the place. But three days is enough. Because im not a gambler. Jimmy yeah, i was there for nine years. [ laughter ] it was a long stay over in las vegas. I was up in vegas with michael bay and Mark Wahlberg, you know, doing this transformers, doing one of those big publicity things a few weeks ago. We had a great time up there. Met George Clooney. Jimmy oh, you did . What a nice guy. Jimmy youd never met George Clooney before . Just once at an award. Jimmy he just made a Million Dollars, did you hear that . Who . Jimmy George Clooney. He sold his Tequila Company casamigos for a billion dollars. We really have to rob him. [ laughter ] thats good. Jimmy when youre in las vegas with Mark Wahlberg going to las vegas with michael bay is like double las vegas i would think. He is las vegas. Jimmy yeah, thats right. He does hes like the male representation of las vegas. What do you do . What activities besides work obviously . With michael well, we only went to vegas for that. I saw him in chicago the other day for the opening. But hes a piece of work. Hes one of the great directors of all time. Jimmy you got along with him. Youre saying hes one of the great directors of all time. Thats high praise. Well, hes got that very american lets go for it, you knowk and youve got to be on your youve got to be on the ball if youre working with michael. He doesnt waste time. He wants to go on now. Jimmy you like that. Its terrific, yeah. Jimmy he shot one of the scenes i know from the clip were going to show is it was shot at stonehenge. Not a fake stonehenge. Not a cgi stonehenge. But somehow he managed to get the transformers at stonehenge. Thats right. He got into downing street as well with the prime minister. He can do anything. Jimmy how does he do that . Hes michael bay. He has no fear. Im sure he doesnt mind this story. He came into my trailer, theres the real stonehenge, but 5,000 years ago, and theres another stonehenge the Art Department built down there in another field because we couldnt blow bombs up in the real one. Stonehenge, isnt that great . Yeah, fantastic. 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And i was with i was doing a film. And somebody said would you come to the theater with me . So i went there. And i hid in the back. Then the lights went out. There was a big storm. And someone in front of me said, its a blackout. I think Hannibal Lecters in the theater. She turned around and went oh, my god, he is. [ applause ] jimmy wow, thats pretty crazy. Last time you were here, and correct me if im wrong, you were talking about American Idol and how much you love that show. Yeah. Jimmy and then it went off the air. Do you remember adam lambert . Yes, i do. Great stuff. Jimmy hes here tonight playing with queen. Oh, hes here . Jimmy yeah. Maybe you can get a selfie with him. Hes phenomenal. What i loved about that show was so much young talent. You know, that came up and i mean put people on the map. Jimmy like johnny over here. Johnny on the spot. Jimmy look how talented he is standing over there with no bottle of water. Its great to see you. Thank you so much for coming. 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Jimmy still to come queen and adam lambert. Our next guest is a very busy man. He is founder of the vast nerdist empire and the host of every show. Some are calling him the White Steve Harvey right now. His newest is the game show the wall. It airs thursday nights on nbc. Please welcome Chris Hardwick. [ cheers and applause ] hows it going . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thats nice. I just took the greatest picture of my life backstage. Jimmy oh, really . Look at that. Anthony hopkins right there. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a nicely composed photograph. We were taking a picture. I go can i just pop up behind you . He goes, sure. And we did it. [ laughter ] jimmy and your teeth are really white. Theyre really white. My teeth look amazing. Jimmy can we go through all the photos . So the last time i was here Chadwick Boseman was on. And infinity i mean civil war had just come out. And so we talked i said you know, black panther, you were amazing, i hope theres a black panther standalone movie. He goes i dont know. Couple weeks later there was an announcement. We were at comiccon last year and i moderated the black panther panel. Michael b. Jordan was taking a picture and then danai gurira goes hop in because were friends from walking dead. I posted this on twitter. Thinking this is the coolest picture ever. Then a dude captions this when youre about to take the most badass selfie ever and the guy from accounting jumps in. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but he was right. He was absolutely right. Jimmy thats part of being king of the nerds, is you get bullied from time to time. I do. Jimmy what do you think about ron howard directing the han solo movie . Ron solo. Im all for it. I think its going to be great. I really because a lot of people were throwing their name in the hat, hey, ill do it. And i was just like screw it, ive got a bunch of star wars tshirts. Ill direct it. You know, the president didnt have experience in politics before that, why cant i direct a han solo movie . [ applause ] jimmy i dont see why you that set the example you can just do stuff. Jimmy have you directed a movie before . No. I have no idea how that works. Jimmy you got married last time you were here you were about to get married, then you did get married. To a live woman. Shes real, yeah. Jimmy inspirational. I have to make the distinction. I married a live lady. Shes alive. Jimmy to everyone in the black panther panel. She loves all your stuff. Like comic books and superheroes. Yeah. Jimmy does she watch because you have youre on a lot of shows. Two of the shows youve hosted are about other shows. So its starting to get a very meta thing. Its like looking in a mirror with a mirror. Exactly. Jimmy does she watch all this stuff with you . Yeah. She watches walking dead. Better call saul. We were just watching preacher because preacher came back. The main thing that we watch, we vacillate between investigation discovery which is all true crime shows. Thank you. Half a person was very on board with that. [ laughter ] everyone else, take a break. And then but then she goes to destination america, which is all ghost shows. So i sort of like to pretend the true crime shows are where the ghosts get made and then we watch the ghost shows where they take revenge on the people who killed them. Jimmy i like that. [ applause ] do you ever worry about her watching all the true crime arent those shows mainly about women killing their husbands . Occasionally i will catch her going under her breath i wouldnt have done it that way. Shes plotting. Like these people, they make the dumbest mistakes. Jimmy you have this game show on nbc called the wall. What is the basic idea for those who have not seen the show . So this show is a giant like fourstory pachinko machine, which is that vertical pinball game. Jimmy right. Then we get a team of two people, we spend the entire episode with them, and we split them up. And one person has to guess how well they think their partner is going to answer trivia. So theyre strategizing where theyre going to drop the ball from. To the left of the board are the lower amounts and to the right is a Million Dollars. And people can literally win 12 million. Jimmy do you feel any kind of pressure or concern for those people knowing that these are people, regular people . Yes. Because we spend a whole episode showing you how wonderful these people are. Theyre not just random off the street contestants. They all are important parts of their community. Theyre selfless. Theyre altruistic. And then its great when they win. And when they dont it just feels like you got kicked in the balls. Like oh, god. But its really hard. I try to cheer them on as much as possible but they dont jimmy can you tell them at all . Im not technically allowed. Jimmy right. But i can strongly suggest. People come on and they see the dollar amounts and the lights and they just kind of go into vegas mode. And ill go, you know, if you play this ball from over here you have a Million Dollars on the wall. If you get this answer wrong that balls going to turn red and youll lose all that money. They go okay. Lets drop three balls from number 7 [ laughter ] they just go into vegas mode. Jimmy you also have a festival now because you dont have enough to do. What is this called . Is it called idiot festival . It looks like idiot. Its id 10 t. Its an i. T. Joke. If you call your tech support guy. You go my computers not working. You go is it plugged . You go oh, i forgot to plug it in. They call that an id 10 t. I made a music festival, a comic festival and theres a comiccon at the center of it. Jimmy i always dreamed one day youd have a festival and now you have one. Well, you know, one of the two of us got to host the oscars. Thats a pretty big deal right there. Jimmy theres still time. Chris hardwick thank you so much jimmy thursday nights on nbc. Well be right back with queen and adam lambert. [ cheers and applause ] wow means you save 50 or more. There are three stages of wow. Denial. Is this price right . Acceptance. And. Boooyah wait for it. Boooyah has three os. Grocery outlet bargain market announcer 24 packs of roxane Mountain Spring water are just a 1. 99. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy thanks to Anthony Hopkins, Chris Hardwick. Apologies to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, here with the song i want it all, queen and adam lambert [ cheers and applause ] i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now adventure seeker on an empty street just an alley creeper light on his feet a young fighter screaming with no time for doubt with the pain and anger cant see a way out it aint much im asking i heard him say gotta find me a future move out of my way i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now listen all you people come gather round i gotta get me a game plan gotta shake you to the ground just give me what i know said people do you hear me just give me the sign it aint much im asking if you want the truth heres to the future to the cry of youth i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now im a man with a one track mind so much to do in one life time people do you hear me not a man for compromise and wheres and whys and living lies so im living it all yes im living it all and im giving it all and im giving it all it aint much im after if you want the truth heres to the future to the pride of youth i want it all yeah i want it all yeah i want it all i want it all and i want it now i want it now i want it all yes, i want it all i want it all i want it all and i want it now i want it all i want it all i want it all i want it all i want it all i want it i want it i want it now i want it all [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. 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