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Thanks to all of you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] hold on a second. I just had a little whats going on with you over there . Guillermo oh, jimmy. I ran into snoop dogg. [ laughter ] jimmy looks like he ran into you. [ laughter ] guillermo you know what he told me . Jimmy what did he tell you . Smoke this . [ laughter ] guillermo yeah. How do you know . [ laughter ] jimmy all right, security is not tight here. Lets just say that. [ laughter ] well, it was yet another day of tumult in our nations capital. President trump as, you probably heard, according to a detailed report in the Washington Post, shared highly classified information with russia last week. He met with the Russian Ambassador and the Russian Foreign minister, and during that meeting posted about specific intelligence hed received about plans isis had, he received this information from another country. And today the New York Times reported israel was the other country. For those of you who are wondering why everyones so worked up about this, let me break it down for you as best i can. Israel is one of our closest allies. And iran is very close to russia. Iran is one of their closest allies. Now, iran is also the biggest threat to israel in the middle east. Which makes sharing information with russia very dangerous because it could very well be shared with iran. You know what, actually . Since snoop is here tonight ill put this in rap terms for you. Okay in . [ laughter ] imagine that the United States is tupac. And israel is suge knight. Okay . Close friends. On the other side, russia is Biggie Smalls and iran is his friend puff daddy. Also close friends. If suge knight tells tupac a secret and tupac turns around and blabs to biggie tupac and biggie both wind up dead. [ laughter ] and puff daddy launches his own successful line of vodka. Ciroc. [ laughter ] which rhymes with what . Ciroc rhymes with iraq. Which is a country what has nothing to do with this but still. So you see why this is so dangerous. Okay. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] so israels ambassador to United States said israel has full confidence in our intelligencesharing relationship with the United States and looks forward to deepening that relationship in the years ahead under president trump. Well, i dont know if id count on years ahead with president trump. But lets start with months and go from there, okay . [ laughter ] trump, of course, is as usual less focused on what he did and more focused on who told the post he did it. He tweeted this today. Ive been asking director comey and others from the beginning of my administration to find the leakers in the intelligence community. Which thats like o. J. Trying to find the real killers, right . [ laughter ] hes just a big bag of leakiness. He gets information and he has to brag about it. He cant resist. If donald trump was Colonel Sanders wed all have the secret recipe. [ laughter ] wed be up to our ears in chicken right now. The New York Times also released a report today. They got access to a memo written by james comey. You remember that guy from yesterdays news . [ laughter ] comey took notes after meeting with the president when he was running the fbi. And he said trump asked him to drop the investigation of michael flynn. He said, i hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting flynn go, hes a good guy, i hope you can let this go. Comey didnt let it go, and trump fired him. Which if thats an accurate account sounds a lot like obstruction of justice, which is very illegal. Everyones so shocked by this and the situation with russia . I saw on cnn, it said are there questions about our president s competence . People are worried he might be incompetent. Which listen, our president 18 months ago, was the host of a reality show. Of course hes incompetent how can this be a surprise . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] nothing makes more sense. Of course hes accidentally leaking secrets to the russians. His job before this was to choose between Latoya Jackson and meatloaf. [ laughter ] why are we shocked russians walk in his office and he cant keep his mouth shut . Ill tell you this, i would not want to be sean spicers stressball today. I can only imagine i like to think about how sean spicer reacts when things like this happen and he knows hes going to have to go out there and talk about. I imagine it went Something Like this. President trump revealed some classified information regarding isis that according to the report in the Washington Post wasnt exactly his to share. There was intelligence that had been according to a quote from h. R. Mcmaster, the National Security adviser jimmy dont worry, buddy, it will all be over soon. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know. Am i the only one who feels bad for sean spicer . One day hes going to write the greatest book ever written. [ laughter ] today trump sent some fresh meat out to defend him. His National Security adviser, Lieutenant General h. R. Mcmaster, who tried hard to clear this mess up. Why were you denying things that were not even reported . What the report said is that the president revealed classified information that had been shared by one of our allies in the middle east. So the question is simply a yes or no question here. Did the president share classified information with the russians in that meeting . As i mentioned already, we dont say whats classified, whats not classified. What i will tell you again is what the president shared was wholly appropriate. Jimmy so in other words, yes, he shared classified information with those guys in his office. Meanwhile, all hell was busting loose. Trump was meeting with turkish president strongman erdogan at the white house for a meet and greet and yet another awkward handshake. [ laughter ] like a Little League coach with these guys. [ applause ] unfortunately for the president of turkey, the press at the meeting was not so interested in his country. Much more interested in russia. Well be having lunch in a little while, and well actually be making a statement right after this in the roosevelt room. Okay . Thank you very much. Thank you. Mr. President , you shared classified intelligence information with the russians thank you very much. Mr. President , did you share classified intelligence with the russians . Jimmy look at that face. Thank you, thank you. When he says thank you, its almost like he doesnt mean thank you, you know . We are now living in a world of alternative facts. The president makes statements almost every day that arent necessarily based in truth, which is frustrating to some people and confusing to others. Especially young people. You know, were raised to believe that the president tells the truth. But that isnt necessarily the case anymore. So to bring children up to date on the new american way, we took a cue from schoolhouse rock. You remember schoolhouse rock . And hopefully this will explain how it all works now. The white house . So cool but i wonder who that sadlooking fellow over there is. Me . Im a lie. A what . A lie. Like when you dont tell the truth. I dont understand. Let me try to explain. Im just a lie, yes im only a lie im so untrue i just want to cry well i just popped out of the president s brain and the very idea of it is completely insane but someday im going to be a fact oh yes ill try and ill try but today i am still just a lie if youre a lie, why do you want people to think youre true . You see, kid, i make the president feel good about himself. And sometimes i can even help him sell his policies to voters. Wow you sound really important yeah. But not unless people believe me. Im just a lie yes im only a lie but im going to be a fact by and by see first the president tweets and his followers retweet they try to debunk me, all they do it repeat me across the internet ill fly thats how ill spread far and wide but today i am still just a lie thats horrible. I know. But real facts are so depressing. Like take climate change. If we believe that, we couldnt burn all that coal. But we shouldnt burn it. Thats what you say. You see, not everybody has to believe a lie. Only enough to make me a debate. Im just a lie just a sweet little lie and im too believable to deny pretty soon im being debated all over town kellyanne is spinning spicers my clown everybody is taking sides and the truth will lay down and die because you cant tell a fact from a lie and thats how it works. I think im going to be sick. Dont worry, trumpcare is going to be great bye [ cheers and applause ] jimmy there you go. I hope that helped. Going down with the ship. We are going to take a break. When we come back, abc unveiled our new fall lineup today. And we have some doozies planned. Plus were going all across america to meet some interesting people. These folks you see in the wall behind me own some very unusual stores and well find out more about them next. So stick around. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by tmobile. [man] were campers. Look at us. Look at us. Its so nice to get out of the city. Its so. Quiet. Is it, too quiet . Its awful. Yeah. Feel at home, pretty much wherever you are. Tmobile is americas best unlimited network. Rush in to old navy to celebrate july 4th in starspangled style get up to 60 off the entire store plus amazing summer styles from just two, four, six, and eight bucks come fly your flag at old navy and oldnavy. Com when bold espresso meets ice flavors are transformed, afternoons get more refreshing. 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So i like this. [ laughter ] abc are also doing a kids version of dancing with the stars called dancing with the stars junior. I tell you, the real challenge of dancing with the stars junior is finding celebrities who are already washed up by 9 years old. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that should be interesting. Hey, we dont have a lot here at abc. But what we do have we milk the hell out of. So all right. Now to the main event. Its time to shine a light on the entrepreneurial spirit of this country. We scoured the United States, we found some very interesting stores, stores that have multiple specialties. And lets go to the wall of america now to meet some of the owners. [ cheers and applause ] from missouri, this store, you can see its cadwells, a towing service and ice cream shop. If you need to be towed and would like an ice cream cone, this is the place to go. Lets go inside. Joining us on our big cisco screen is the owner, walter. Walter cadwell, youre the owner of cadwells . Yes, sir. Jimmy you are the owner . How are you today . Jimmy this is a towing service and ice cream shop. How did this come to be . How did you get these two things together . It started with an Ice Cream Store and branched out to towing, locksmith, Computer Repair, and fitness clubs. Jimmy what . [ laughter ] wait a minute. You added Computer Repair . What else did you say . Locksmith . Locksmith. Jimmy and three fitness clubs. Jimmy so youve got ice cream and fitness in the same store. Yeah. I make double the money. [ laughter ] jimmy im looking at your shirt. Seems like you have two phones. On you. Right. Jimmy what are the two phones for . One for towing. Fitness. And locksmith. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Thats one way of keeping it straight, i guess. Well, hows business going . Is it going all right . The good lord blesses us every day. Jimmy thank you, walter, i appreciate it. Thats cadwells towing. [ cheers and applause ] if you want a tow, stop by, say hello. Next up we go to st. George, utah. To a store called paintball, food storage, violins and band. And they have a truck to match as well. Lets go inside, say hello to the owner of the store. Shane, how are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] good. Jimmy wow, there it is. I see it right now. I see paintball stuff to the right of you. I see violins. How did you come up with this store . Mad libs . How did this start . Well, it wasnt quite that simple. I worked in a preparedness store years ago. And then the owner added in paintball which made us really weird as it was. Jimmy uhhuh. When his store closed, eventually ll lly i opened one own. In the meantime my wife had opened a violin store out of our home. And it made more sense to have it all together than apart. See. Has anyone ever come in, bought a violin and a paintball gun . Oh, absolutely. Jimmy they have, wow. Are those throwing stars im seeing . [ laughter ] next to the guitars there . Yes. Were a fullline store. Jimmy i see, all right. So when people are preparing for doomsday they can come in get their food storage, and get their instruments, and get their throwing stars too, very convenient. Yes. We try to help. Jimmy what is the bestselling item at the store . Violins. Jimmy violins. Oh, wow. That many people are playing the violin, huh . Well, we really specialize in the violin. We sell a lot of guitars. But violin is really our specialty. Jimmy violence and violins at your store. Wow well, this is yeah, how do you answer the phone . Well, our family still matters. Jimmy you dont say the name of the store . The name of the store is your family still matters. The sign tells them what we do, but that isnt technically our name. Jimmy wow. This couldnt possibly be more confusing, i have to say. [ laughter ] thank you, shane. Next, we have one more, we go to hardyville, South Carolina. This is a good one. Golf ball outlet, Fireworks Mega store. Thats right. Golf balls and fireworks in one mega store. And joining us now is tommy, the manager. Hi, tommy. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy tommy, does the title tell it all . Is there anything else we need to know other than the fact that you have golf balls and fireworks . Jimmy, they need to know were entertainers just like you. Thats what were in the business of. Were trying to entertain people. And we sell fireworks and we sell golf balls. Jimmy i see. Why golf balls and fireworks . Jimmy yeah. Were at the gateway of hilton head. About 30 minutes away. Were right where people exit off going to hilton head. So they stop in here and get their golf balls and then South Carolina fireworks is just like a culture here in the low country. Everybody loves to shoot them off. Jimmy which is the best of all the fireworks that you have . If i were to only come out with one item, which one would it be . Jimmy, the women come in, they want big and pretty. We sell them Something Like one called a hifalutin. The men walk, in they want big and loud. Theyll get Something Like an excalibur mortar. Thats what we call a window rattler. Jimmy i see. Big and loud for the guys. Jimmy so it is divided along gender lines, then, the preferences p. It could be but well sell them anything they want. [ laughter ] jimmy do you offer gift cards . Is this the sort of thing, if i was looking for a christmas item . Why, absolutely. On top of that, jimmy, we got a little combo. We have exploding golf balls. Jimmy ah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, yeah, thats smart. Very smart. Well, thank you, tommy, i appreciate that. Fire a few golf balls in the air. Are you allowed to smoke in there . Absolutely not. Jimmy all right, well keep snoop dogg out of the place. Thank you very much, tommy. Its golf ball outlet and fireworks. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. Snoop dogg is here and well be right back with Justin Theroux. 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And well have music from mayor paramour on thursday. Johnny depp, science Bob Pflugfelder and linkin park. So please join us. [ cheers and applause ] and i also want to mention, it was announced this morning im hosting the oscars again next year. [ cheers and applause ] and its true, i am. Although it could be another hack by the north koreans. Our first guest tonight is an actor, screenwriter, director, husband and, if the other characters on his show are to be believed, possibly god himself. He stars on the great show the leftovers, watch it sunday nights at 9 00 on hbo. Please welcome Justin Theroux. [ cheers and applause ] very good to see you. Always good to see you. Jimmy sometimes i forget how handsome you are, then you walk out all dressed up, oh, yeah, thats right. Not in tshirts anymore. Jimmy i want to say congratulations to you, then you should say congratulations to me. Yeah. Jimmy abc announced today we are producing a Television Show together. Thats correct. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy explain a little bit about what the show is about. Then if i have blanks to fill in. We had an idea, which was to take old sitcom scripts from the 70s, 80s, 90s. Jimmy which we love. Which we love, because we watched all of them. Jimmy you kids missed out on some of the best television. And to do them live with actors and comedians and funny people on abc. Jimmy to bring them to life, real life. Our dream is to do you remember the character gary coleman played in different strokes, Arnold Drummond . Our dream, i think youll agree, is to have kevin hart play that role. Yes. [ applause ] and we can also have will ferrell to play mr. Drummond. Jimmy will ferrell as mr. Drummond would be great. [ applause ] there are a lot of great possibilities. Willis. Jimmy you would be a great willis. You know, i think it would be great to have your wife, Jennifer Aniston, and Courteney Cox play laverne and shirley. That would be amazing. [ applause ] jimmy that would be good. The possibilities are endless. Negotiations will be horrendous. Jimmy were working on an app for disneyland. [ applause ] inside joke with the audience. Lets focus on your current show. Because it is a fantastic show. It really is an unbelievable show. You do a great job on it. Last sunday nights show. Its gone so off the rails. Bananas. Jimmy its so crazy. Its our last season, we can do whatever we want. Jimmy yeah, but its not a lot of shows go off the rails and theyre silly. No, it goes off its a crazy train. Going fast. Its a fun show. Jimmy i learned something about it today. Theres a story in last weeks episode. Theres an orgy that pays tribute to a lion. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy this lion was a real lion. Real lion. He was in his lion years in his 80s or 90s i guess or Something Like that. He was in an abandoned zoo or Something Like that. And they brought him in. And he ended up siring over like 90 other cubs. In the last couple of years of his life. Jimmy hes the larry king of the jungle is what he is. [ laughter ] exactly right. Jimmy then theres this orgy to celebrate him and then theyre trying to get to australia. Where you might be jesus. We dont know whats going on. Right, exactly. Jimmy and its just really the lion mauls a guy to death. Mauls god to death. Jimmy lion eats another guy who says hes god, clearing the way for you to be go\d. That would be great if you were god, that would be good for our show if you were god. That would be amazing, the ratings would be jimmy speaking of orgies you were just at a bachelor party. Correct . It was the middleaged version of an orgy. Yeah. I just went down to austin, texas and went to jimmy your friend . My friend carlos for his jimmy can you say anything that happened . It was pretty lame. Yeah. We went down there. You know. The first night we went way too fast, we all got very drunk. But the plan, wed made the plan for the next day, to go down to up to down to lockhart, texas, where they have several famous barbecue spots. Right, yeah. Some of the best barbecue on the planet. Croits, smittys, blacks. So we did three barbecue places in three hours. Jimmy oh, really . On like a full hangover. Like to have brisket before you have coffee was one of the worst things in the world. We all went down there. We were so determined to do this. We had a ton of barbecue. Jimmy that to me i might take on another wife just to do that again. That would be so are you in the Wedding Party . Yeah. Im going to be officiating the wedding. Jimmy you are . Are you excited about that . Yeah, a little nervous but excited. Jimmy do you have a plan going in . Im going to do your plan. Whatever you do. Jimmy i officiated at your wedding. Yeah. Ill jimmy ill give you all my notes. Theyre kind of specific. I say we dont change a word. We leave it exactly what you said. Do exactly jimmy i would just say take your gum out beforehand. I did. Jimmy and dont mention satan. Those are really the only two tips i can give anyone. Copy that. Jimmy i want to talk about the leftovers. One more time. I feel the show is being overlooked when it comes to emmys. And i have a plan. To help you. You dont know what this plan is yet. But when we come back im going to share this plan. And i guarantee you will at least be nominated if not win the emmy after this plan takes place, all right . Justin theroux is here. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] me. Lights out. Ok, not funny you guys. This is not how we play hide and seek. Thats what you think pops. [from the bathroom] alright, very funny, let me out. And the student has surpassed the master. And now im sure its more than a stroke of luck yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Yeah, i love you, do you love me, too . Clap your hands if it feels good clap your hands, ohh sir . 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Jimmy so your wife Jennifer Aniston helped me out. You know that recall notice you got for your car . What kind of car do you have . I have a black mercedes. Jimmy black mercedes. The recall notice you got, that was not theres nothing wrong with the car. [ laughter ] while you were gone we got the keys to your car. It was not being repaired. Theres nothing wrong with the drive shaft. But thats your car right there correct . That is correct. Jimmy okay, all right. And so what we did was to try to bring because i feel like hbo could be doing a better job of promoting this for you. We had some experts adorn your car. In a way that i think is going to bring you a lot of attention. And lets go outside now to hollywood boulevard. [ cheers and applause ] this is what people will see. As you drive around town. We even went so far as to put a hood ornament on the car. Keep going around so we can see the whole thing. I want everybody to see every bit of whats going on. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Im proud of myself. Our next guest is a legendary Southern California hiphop artist. There is so much drama in the lbc, thanks to his new album. Neva left, it comes out friday. Please say bow wow wow yippee yo, yippee yay to snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] what up, jimmy . Jimmy you look good. [ cheers and applause ] i like this look. Thank you. I know this is your show, jimmy, but i wanted to surprise you with something special. I was sitting at home watching your show one night, and i seen you speak on your son asfor as his health. So what i wanted to do was i wanted to come out here, make a donation to the hospital. Jimmy oh, thats nice of you. [ cheers and applause ] Childrens Hospital of los angeles. Thank you, snoop. I just want to make sure theyre looking out for the next kid that may need that help. Jimmy wow, that is very generous, thank you very much. I appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] youre very nice. Thank you very much. When you came out, you set it up, i thought, oh no, he did something to my car. [ laughter ] all in a good spirit. Jimmy this is so much better. Yes, thank you very much. Thats right, thats right. Jimmy you look great, where do you get clothes like that . [ laughter ] i feel like i would look like an imbecile dressed like that. And mow it looks cool on you. I wear my own clothes. I dont like to wear other peoples clothes. Jimmy are these snoop brand clothes . Everything is all fitted and tailored to me. [ applause ] jimmy wow. If you were to show up, obviously at your concerts youve got a lot of fans, theyre probably buying your clothes. Are there nine guys dressed like you when you get there . No, i dont sell the specifics. I have original outfits that you cant get. Jimmy i see, you hold some in the back, thats smart. Smart snoop thinking. I want to talk about this album cover. And this album too. This is i assume this is a real old picture. You didnt put this together . 92 or 93, Something Like that. Jimmy 92, the 187 which most everyone understands what that means. Police code for murder. It says neva left. Youre laughing but im not joking. [ laughter ] neva left, was that really written on the sign. Or did you add that as the title of the album . We added that. It looked like something that would be on the stick, right . [ laughter ] jimmy it does. Look at that, you dont look much different except for the jheri curl. Do you miss the jheri curl . It had its time and place. The jheri curl is beautiful. Jimmy i get at my house ive got products from when i was a teenager. Is there a bottle of like activator somewhere . We got some snapback. Snap back is what you would use when your curls would fall out, theyd bring them back with one snap back. Jimmy i like that. What was the first song or artist that made you love rap music . The first artist that made me love rap music was an artist named jimmy spicer. He had a song called super rhymes. Jimmy do you remember the first lyrics that you wrote, the first song that you wrote . A song called im a poet. Jimmy how old were you . Probably about 11 or 12. Jimmy do you remember any of that song . It was garbage. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont mean to put you on the spot. Who are your top three greatest rappers alltime . Slick rick. Ice cube. [ cheers and applause ] and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and snoop dogg. I was talking about tupac earlier. Tupac is somebody you inducted tupac at the rock n roll hall of fame. Yes, sir. Jimmy you told a little bit of a story, id love to hear more of the story about a vacation you went on with tupac. Where did you go . We went to some island somewhere in south america that we wanted to just get away. I had just won my murder case. He had just bailed out. We wanted to go somewhere to get away. Suge had took us pair assailing. We was riding on a boat. We didnt know what parasailing was. We were just riding on the boat. All of a sudden we started flying in the air. The boat started separating away from us. They dropped us in the wat we were like hold on, man, it could be sharks or anything. [ laughter ] get us back up. They just kept playing games with us. Once we got out it was fun. To look back at it. Jimmy did suge get on and parasail . No, he never parasailed, he was the remote control. Jimmy youve gone from tupac and suge knight to doing a Television Show with martha stewart, which is really funny. Is martha will she, if you make her a batch of brownies, will she enjoy them with you . Shell critique the brownies, she wont enjoy them. She forces me to drink alcohol every day on the show with her. [ laughter ] jimmy does she really . [ cheers and applause ] so its an interesting thing. Youre not a big drinker . No, i dont drink anymore. But with her i have to drink. [ laughter ] jimmy so martha will get you a little drunk. But doesnt go the other way . We working on that. [ cheers and applause ] were trying to get that part right. Jimmy i didnt know this about you until today. You at one time worked at mcdonalds. How old were you when you worked there . 15 years old. It was a summer job that my father had gotten me in detroit, michigan on the west side. Jimmy in detroit, okay. So youre working what did you do, cashier . No, they wouldnt trust me with that money. [ laughter ] i was on the breakfast shift. They called me young eggs. [ laughter ] jimmy young eggs . Yeah. Because i was real skilled. I was very skilled at cracking the egg with one hand. Without getting the shell into the pizzan. Jimmy did you ever think about making young eggs your rap name . [ laughter ] i could be here talking to young eggs right now. I aint never think about that. I just took it on the chin. You know what im saying . It went with the territory. Jimmy was that a fun job . I had the time of my life, shoutout to everybody that worked with me at mcdonalds. Jimmy do you ever go visit those people . Have you ever been back to that mcdonalds . When i first hit it, when i was snoop doggy dog, i did a couple of shows in detroit. The few people that worked there, i got them tickets to the show, they came to see me. It was beautiful to see me go from that to that. Jimmy right, especially for you. Yeah. Jimmy are they still working at the mcdonalds . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] beautiful in some well, what song are you going to do for us tonight . What song do you have prepared . Its a song called trash bags. Jimmy these are trash bags full of money . Yeah. And these are the trash bags in the strip club when the girls finish stripping, theres all this money on the ground, they pick it up and put it in the trash bag, and they fill the trash bag full of cash. Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] kind of like santa claus. Snoop dogg is here, this is his new album that comes out friday, neva left. Well be right back with snoop dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Inthe only bed smart enough toer change sleep as we know it. It senses your every move and automatically adjusts on both sides to keep you comfortable. And snoring. Does your bed do that . Right now save on sleep number 360 smart beds. Plus, its the lowest prices of the season with savings of 500 on our most popular p5 bed. Ends saturday. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Justin Theroux and apologize to matt damon. We did run out of time for him. Nightline is coming up next. But first, his album comes out friday. Its called neva left. Here with the song trash bags, snoop dogg california, what it do shout out to all the homies at work, work, work trash bag full of cash full of cash count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that count that up count that up count that up count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that twenties count that hundreds count that dollars count that money count that paper trash bag full of cash full of cash count that passion angy keshia brandy tangy paradise obsession and candy lily butterfly what are you what am i Bella Loraine Linda rose on the stage on the pole pina colada at the top on the bottom ace of diamonds keep em shinin crazy girls oh yeah we got em daisy its crazy and so as the home gon red dont around when it come around to pickin up that bread its yours trash bag full of cash full of cash count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that count that up count that up count that up count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that twenties count that hundreds count that dollars count that money count that paper trash bag full of cash full of cash count that peaches and desiree baby girl thats from the a keke and showtime count that peaches and desiree baby girl thats from the a keke and showtime theres no time like today champagne tyra coco and chocolate stina and devina im lovin how yall poppin it xo hennessy patron and lime after baby say roll the j tangerine with pineapple daisy its crazy and so as the home gon red dont around when it come around to pickin up that bread its yours trash bag full of cash full of cash count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that count that up count that up count that up count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that count that count that count that count that trash bag full of cash full of cash count that shout out to ace and diamonds be crazy girls. 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