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Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Wow. Thank you for joining us. U2s day. Thats right. As you know, u2 is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you remember u2, those jerks who tried to give us a free album a couple of years ago . [ laughter ] theyre all here. Bono, the edge, adam, larry. We need to get adam and larry some nicknames because its really not fair. [ laughter ] u2 is here to promote the joshua tree tour which is totally sold out in every city theyre playing which means they dont need to. [ cheers and applause ] they have climbed the highest mountain, run through the field, only to be with us tonight. I was i went to see u2 on sunday night at the rose bowl. It was an incredible show. It was honestly like a religious experience. 93,000 fans all singing together. Bono fed the whole stadium with a single loaf of bread. [ laughter ] amazing. So that will be a lot of fun. Meanwhile, earlier tonight on abc, yet another season of the show that will not die, dancing with the stars. Came to a close again. And i have to say, in the hundreds of years theyve been doing this show, this seasons winner, this was the most surprising and controversial winner yet. Donald and peta jimmy hold on, i think we have the wrong celebrity, thats the guy from the other reality show. I had a lot riding on tonights dancing with the stars finale and i know how sad that sounds. But i put my money on nfl running back rashad jennings. I bet him at 141. I just want to say for the record, the russians had nothing to do with this. I swear. [ laughter ] meanwhile, speaking of the russians. Are we sure melania isnt one . Because President Trump and the first lady touched down in rome today. Last night i showed you video in which melania appeared to swat the president s hand away. As they got off the plane. Today heres what happened today in italy. So they get off the plane, theyre waving, zombielike, to the crowd. Then oh, no thank you. He goes for the hand and no. But ill go ahead and yeah, ill go there instead. It is italy. Theres something going on there and i demand a special investigator to find out what. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i want to know. Oh, this is going to be good. Trump has a meeting with the pope tomorrow at the vatican. And you know hes dreading that. Its like getting called to the principals office. Only instead of detention you go to hell as a result. [ laughter ] this morning the president was in jerusalem. Since the horrific attack in manchester yesterday, hes talking very tough when it comes to terrorism. Yesterday he spoke today, rather, he spoke at the israel museum. And he spoke very slowly so our enemies know he means business. Isis targets jewish neighborhoods, synagogues, and storefronts. And irans leaders routinely call for israels destruction. Not with donald j. Trump. Believe me. Jimmy wow. When he pulled out that middle initial . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, i dont know about you, but i feel very safe. Meanwhile, even though hes thousands of miles away the president released his budget today for the upcoming year and its exactly what you would guess it would be. It cuts programs for the poor and the elderly to give tax breaks to the rich. Its like robin hood if prince john was the good guy, okay . [ laughter ] so this budget makes huge promises that it cant possibly deliver. It could leave millions of americans without Necessary Services Like Health Care or even food. Its basically the Fyre Festival of budgets. [ laughter ] but he did set 1. 6 billion aside to build a wall. Which i thought you were going to pay for that guillermo. Guillermo no way [ laughter ] im not paying for nothing. Jimmy maybe it will be like one of trumps buildings, mexico will have nothing to do with it, but in the end theyll throw their name on it in big gold letters. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they say this budget has very little chance of getting past republicans in the house. But its basically a joke. But to be fair to trump, theres no chance he read it. And his goal is to cut spending. I mean look at his life, hes a modest man. If theres one thing about donald trump [ laughter ] its that he likes to live simply. He doesnt waste money on unnecessary things. And his familys the same way. They live what can only be described as a spartan, almost monklike lifestyle. [ laughter ] thats what they want for the rest of us, to live like normal, everyday billionaires with horrible taste, is that so wrong . I dont think so. [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, there was yet another another revelation today regarding russian involvement in the trump campaign. The former head of the cia told investigators that the russians brazenly interfered with our election and actively contacted members of the trump administration. And according to a report by the Washington Post the president asked two top intelligence officials to publicly deny evidence of collusion, and also asked them to find ways to get fbi director james comey to drop his investigation. Just like an innocent person would do. [ laughter ] i tell you, there was no collusion between his campaign and russia, hes done a hell of a job making it seem like there was. Because at this point the best thing the president has going for him is how well his orange prison jumpsuit would complement his skin. [ cheers and applause ] the president gets back home on saturday after nine days abroad. Those nine days have been a big relief to the white house staff. Especially sean spicer. Who, well, lets just say he had the first good week on the job in quite some time. Well, the first family is away. The white house is completely empty. Except for one lucky guy. Cspan pictures presents just take those old records off the shelf hes the freaker of the house. And hes going for a joyride. In trumps private jet. Sometimes youve just got to say, what the [ bleep ]. Whoohoo breaking news. Donald trumps private jet has landed in the potomac. Now he has to bring together a bunch of senators and a bunch of hookers for the biggest white house sex party ever. White House Press Secretary sean spicer in spicy business. Rock and roll coming to russia 2018. Jimmy id watch that. [ cheers and applause ] hey, switching subjects. Congratulations are in order for the golden state warriors. They swept the San Antonio Spurs to advance to the nba finals where theyll face either the Cleveland Cavaliers or the boston celtics. Draymond green had a near tripledouble, he had 16 points, 8 rebounds, 8 assists, and 1 allstarcaliber flop. Theyre going to flush me . No. Green. Well. If theyre still getting you for flops loves the whack in the face. Thats clearly a foul, but come on, youve got to be kidding me. He wouldnt go down in flint that hard, ill tell you that. Jimmy he could be eligible for an emmy for that. [ applause ] for the nba finals, a week from thursday, i think, we will be on before the games in primetime with a very special guest. One of my favorite characters in all of sports, karl malone of the utah jazz. He briefly played for the lakers too. And you may not know about karl malone is that he has a unique take on everything. So i invited him to join me to talk about life and some of the things that make it worth living. Tonight i am pleased to present the First Edition of what i promise will be an entertaining new series, all alone with karl malone. Jimmy the great karl malone. Do you like when it people say the great karl malone . No. Jimmy you dont . No. Jimmy why not . Because im just karl. Jimmy just karl, okay. See, we throw around great. We throw around heroes. Jimmy can i just just to be clear, i never called you a hero. I said great. I know. But i just said jimmy you called yourself the hero. I know. But im dont cut me off. Jimmy right. Im making a point here, sir. Jimmy i see. Can i finish . Jimmy you can finish. Before i was so rudely interrupted. Jimmy im sorry. Interrupted a guy who was a hero to many. In a way. No. Jimmy no . Not a hero . No. You say great. Jimmy i did say great. No. I just played a sport and happened to be pretty good at it. Jimmy no, youre better than pretty good at it. Youre being humble. Why are you interrupting me . Jimmy i think youre being a little bit too humble. You dont think you were a great player . No, no. I was a badass. Jimmy uhhuh. But i didnt say great. Jimmy i did, i said great. Dont use that. Jimmy were here with the badass karl malone. That you like . Viking. Jimmy a viking . Viking blood . No. But i think i do. Jimmy you think of yourself as a viking . Yeah. Jimmy what are karl malones three favorite Breakfast Cereals . Go ahead. I love dig em smacks or whatever them things are. Jimmy dig em smacks . Whatever the hell they be jimmy okay, i know what you mean. I like oh, frosted flakes is my favorite. Jimmy number one. Number one with some bananas. Jimmy i like that too. And whole milk. Jimmy whole milk, nothing skim for karl malone. Hell, no. Skim . Jimmy no low fat . No. No, sir. Jimmy okay. All right. Frosted flakes with a lot of bananas. Jimmy number one, frosted flakes with bananas. Yes, yes. Jimmy number two, dig em smacks. And what are those, pops . Corn pops. Jimmy and corn pops. Yeah. Raisin brans i load up on too jimmy thats a good one too. Is it in the top three, though . Is it better than corn pops . No. I would take out the little frog guy. What is that, dig em smacks. Jimmy dig em smacks is id take that out and put raisin bran in. Jimmy okay. Lots of raisins. I love raisins though. Jimmy there we have it, the great karl malone. Karl malone. Jimmy i mean, just karl malone. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, karl. We have a badass show tonight. 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The republic of ireland has given us many great gifts but none greater than our guests tonight. They are on a soldout tour to celebrate the 30th anniversary of their huge and magical album the joshua tree. Please welcome adam clayton, bono, larry mullen jr. And the edge, aka u2 [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for being here. Is this the biggest crowd youve ever performed in front of . [ laughter ] this is the biggest crowd weve performed for all night. Jimmy i know you guys dont typically do interviews together, especially television interviews. Im honored and grateful and excited that youre here. And lets get started. Who is the least popular guy in the band . [ laughter ] if you had to pick if one guy had to be kicked out who would be the guy out . [ laughter ] i was at the concert sunday. It seemed like you are still having a lot of fun. Are you . Or are you faking that . [ laughter ] its been that way since the beginning. In fact, ive done quite a bit of stuff outside of u2. Soundtracks and guested on albums. But without a doubt, the most fun i ever had was working with these three guys. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy larry, its hard to get a read on you, youre in the back playing drums. Do you ever feel left out back there . Is that a fun place to be . Is it lonely . Open up to us. [ laughter ] its yeah, its a bit of a stretch from the back to the front. Jimmy yeah. You know . But there are some disadvantages. Jimmy what are the disadvantages . Well, for 40 years ive had to look at these guys asses. [ cheers and applause ] whose do you like the best . [ laughter ] one of the things that fascinates me is how gravity works. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that is not nice. Jimmy i was kind of at your show. In 1987, i was a student at Arizona State university. Where you shot rattle and hum. And i was a mobile deejay. I did weddings and Christmas Parties and that kind thing. I had to work that night. It had been scheduled for a long time. I was heartbroken i couldnt come to the show. I got off work and i drove to Sun Devil Stadium and i sat in the parking lot with my windows down. And listened to like the last 30 minutes of your show alone. Thank you. Jimmy it was one of the well, for one of the few things i remember from college, but really, also [ laughter ] one of the best things i remember from college. And i feel like i owe you guys 28 bucks or something. Five. Its on us. 5 ticket. Jimmy it was 5 . Thats right, it was 5. Everybody went crazy. Yeah. Jimmy its crazy that you remember it was 5. Yeah, no, it hurt. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i described your show as feeling like a religious experience. And i felt like that every time ive seen you guys. The only other concert ive felt that way is at bruce springsteen. And i think you guys there are a lot of similarities. Do you guys feel a kinship with bruce . The boss, we call him the boss. Jimmy yes, with the boss. Of course. The boss. We dont have a boss in this band, so we like to think of him as our boss. Jimmy you think of him do you know him well . Is he a guy that youve really spent time with . So much advice really from him over the years. I remember bruce saying to us, sitting us down we asked him for his best advice. And he said, dont do television. [ laughter ] really and truly. Thats what he said. Im not just saying that. Jimmy dont ever listen to him. [ laughter ] advice we didnt take later on in our life. I asked him why and he said, dont give other people the ability to turn you up or down. He said they could be making a cup of coffee and youre in there telling your story, they dont do that on the kimmel show . Jimmy no, we dont have a volume control. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys did something that same year, 1987, that i love. You opened for yourselves. And this is something that you cant do anymore. This is true. Jimmy but you guys performed as a country quartet . Is that correct . [ laughter ] where did you get that photograph . Jimmy this is a group you called the daltons. Yes. Jimmy correct me if i have any of this wrong. Adam, you look like the daltons sister in the group there. [ laughter ] betty dalton. Jimmy betty was your name . They ran out of cowboy hats and gave me a wig. [ laughter ] then its the single piece of fabric which i didnt know what to do with, i just wrapped it round. You know. I discovered crossdressing. [ laughter ] jimmy did the audience know it was you guys . No. There was about ten people in the front who figured it out. Halfway through the second song. But it was amazing to perform to 25,000, 30,000 people who were all completely ignoring you. [ laughter ] it was supposed to be los lobos, great band, great mexicanamerican band. Jimmy yeah, sure. They had trouble getting to the show. And we were like, what are we going to do . I think it was edges idea. I said it as a joke. It was like, what about we open for ourselves . And bono said, lets do it and the next thing i was alton dalton, i remember that. [ laughter ] what was you . Beggared weeds. Duke dalton. Jimmy duke daltons a solid name. I was luke. Jimmy duke and luke, alton and betty. We made up a song on the spot about bb kings guitar lucille. Oh, if i can remember oh lucille come sit you right down stay tonight until the mornings early light i hope our love will last forever will our love lucille last the night [ cheers and applause ] jimmy u2 is here, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] welcome to maxx you. You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. You stand out in a crowd. And are pulled together. You follow your own lead and show your strength. Always comfortable in your own skin. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. 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And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. Jimmy were back. U2 is here tonight. The joshua tree tour is under way. So as you know, there was another senseless terrorist attack in manchester. And i would imagine thats something you guys have been thinking about. They hate music, they hate women, they even hate little girls. They hate everything that we love. And you know, the worst of humanity was on view in manchester last night. So was the best. As people took perfect strangers into their houses and queued up for blood banks. And manchester has a undefeatable spirit, i can assure you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you all grew up in ireland, of course, where they had their share of troubles. Is that something that affected your songwriting, that shaped the way you approached music . Because certainly your music was not the typical music of the 80s. It was so commonplace for a number of years that it just became this constant background to life. And occasionally something particularly awful would happen and it would really affect you. But that was almost the worst of it. You got to the place where it was just ongoing every week, every month. But jake jake burns, remember the singer of the incredible band stiff little fingers. He said the cure to the troubles in Northern Ireland was a thousand punk bands formed. Yeah. And this kind of music, all that sort of division disappeared. We learnt that. We were quick to that. It made us suspicious of partisanship. It made us suspicious of sectarian ideas and people in churches that, you know theres one church, just smashed into a thousand pieces is the kind of way we started to see things. Jimmy larry, you started this band when you were how old . 14. Jimmy 14 years old. Amazing. Adam, you were the bands first manager, right . Yeah. I didnt have much use for school at the time. [ laughter ] my attendance wasnt very good. I had this extra time. I thought i could get the lads into television early on. Jimmy were you a good manager . I suppose maybe i should ask all of you that question. Was adam a good manager . I thought he was a great manager. I mean, he had business cards printed up. [ laughter ] manager. Age 17. I live near adam so the two of us would go on little excursions into the city center looking for gigs. And hoping that we might bump into thin lizzy or Rory Gallagher on the street and might get some advice. Jimmy i know, bono, i heard your story of how you traveled round the country and you spoke to many senators, many conservatives, many republicans in your fight against aids, to help you. You worked with not only president clinton but president bush very closely. Is President Trump someone you would like to meet with and work with . Yeah, the one campaign we worked with everybody, worked on our board, conservatives, liberals. Our thinking is that you just need one thing to agree with somebody on to start a conversation. And the fight against extreme poverty we thought was worth a conversation with anybody. However. [ laughter ] everythings different now. It really is. The game has changed. And i have so much respect for a lot of the people who voted President Trump into office. I really understand. Understand the anger. I have some of that anger myself, coming from where we came from. I understand people being disillusioned with the political process and they think the body politic is sick and whatever. But i dont think president , if youll allow me to say this, i dont think hes the cure for this problem. I think he might even make it worse. And i dont think theres any evidence in his life that he has the people who are hardest hit in mind. And im and that really that really saddens me. I know he likes to see their faces in the crowd, but i dont think he wants to know who they are when they go home. 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[ laughter ] i know you have an album ready, right . Speak to the edge. Well jimmy yeah, edge, tell us. I have to say, it will be out definitely within the next 27 years. [ laughter ] cant be more specific than that theres a lot of work to be done. Jimmy we do an annual special to benefit red. Were working on it. Bono was nice enough to play me five or six songs. And i mean, im not exaggerating, i was like, oh, wow. This is great, youve got to put this out immediately. That was like 18 months ago. Yeah. No, i mean, edge would still be mixing the album years after its out. The whole reason for throwing a Birthday Party for our very own yucca plant was to get him out of the studio. In so many ways. Because now you agree, the edge, having been separated from your bits, from your digital life, that actually and seeing real people. Jimmy humans. In their bodies. Its better, isnt it . Its better. I hope youre right. I hope it is better. 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I remember Different Things about the cover. Anton corbyn, great dutch photographer, took that. Wed be laughing and he would never take our photograph when we were laughing. And id say, why cant we just look light . He says, because im shooting the music, not you, dummy. [ laughter ] then we would sort of do that face when wed be walking down the line, do the face. I remember our manager at the time saying, bono, be careful not to appear as the band too stupid to enjoy being at number one. [ laughter ] jimmy thats very good advice. [ cheers and applause ] you had the very same photographer shoot video for the concert tour. And i think we have lets go to that right now. Thats just a beautiful photograph on its own. Tell me about that. Where is this happening . See, this is we love america. I think this is as you say, this is why were allowed to talk about america, we come here, were like pilgrims in one sense. For irish people, america is the promised land. I feel like an annoying fan sometimes following america into the bathroom. Jimmy yes. The liner notes saying, you didnt play the declaration of independence enough. Im that guy, were that group. We love this country. We love the landscape. Its not a simple landscape. Its a psychological landscape, its a spiritual landscape. And this is these joshua trees, he couldnt say the word joshua, by the way. Hed say yoshsha tree. Which is one of the reasons we called it joshua tree because it kept making us laugh. [ laughter ] am i right or wrong . Its a beautiful landscape, isnt it. I feel were kind of in the way. Thats beautiful. Jimmy blocking it . Would you mind . Jimmy i guess, i dont know what i should do. I think you are. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for letting us into your lives over these years. Thank you for letting us into your homes tonight. We want to play a gospel song. A gospel song with a restless spirit. I have climbed highest mountains i have run through the fields only to be with you only to be with you i have run i have crawled i have scaled these city walls these city walls only to be with you but i still havent found what im looking for but i still havent found what im looking for i have kissed honey lips felt the healing in her fingertips it burned like fire i was burning inside her i have spoke with the tongue of angels i have held the hand of a devil it was warm in the night i was cold as a stone but i still havent found what im looking for but i still havent found what im looking for take to us church now he will lift you higher and higher he will pick you up when you fall he will bring you shelter from the storm i believe in the kingdom come then all the colors will bleed into one bleed into one but yes im still running you broke the bonds broke the bonds and you loosed the chains loose the chains carried the cross carried the cross of my shame of my shame of my shame oh you know i believed it but i still havent found what im looking for but i still havent found what im looking for i have climbed i have climbed highest mountain highest mountain i have run i have run through the fields through the field only to be with you only to be with you only to be with you just to be with you but i still havent found what im looking for but i still havent found what im looking for [ cheers and applause ] this is violet. Shes been waiting for this moment for awhile. A moment other kids wouldnt think twice about. Her first bowl of cheerios. Because now that cheerios are gluten free, violet, and many others are enjoying their first bowl today. But the way we watch it is not. So, lets do something else. Like what . Like, watch tv wherever. Whats that supposed to mean . It means, anywhere. In a car . Yep. Oof. But not like that. Like this. Oooh, family boat trip yeah. And check this, record as many shows as you want. What . What . I just got chills. I know tv, like, made for us. Finally finally. Yeah. Finally. Wait, thats way cheaper than cable. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel Live Concert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. Nightline is coming up next. First with the First Television performance of the Little Things that give you away. From the forthcoming album, we dont know when its forthcoming, songs of experience. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, u2 [ cheers and applause ] the night gave you song a light had been turned on you walked out in the world like you belong there as easy as a breeze each heart was yours to please is it only me who sees theres something wrong there oh im not a ghost there i can see you you need to see me its the Little Things that give you away the words you cannot say your big mouth in the way its the Little Things that tease and betray as the hunted i become the prey its the Little Things the Little Things that give you away i saw you on the stairs you didnt notice i was there thats cause you were talking at me not to me you were high above the storm a hurricane being born what was freedom it might cost you your liberty its the Little Things that give you away the words you cannot say your big mouth in the way its the Little Things that tease and betray as the hunted i become the prey its the Little Things the Little Things that give you away sometimes i cant believe my existence see myself on a distance i cant get back inside sometimes the air is so anxious all my thoughts are so reckless and all of my innocence has died sometimes i wake at four in the morning where all the doubt is swarming and it covers me in fear sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes full of anger and grieving so far away from believing that any song will reappear sometimes the end is not dawning its not coming the end is here sometimes sometimes sometimes sometimes [ cheers and applause ] sometimes when im in the shadows and youre the only one matters but i can see you through the tears sometimes sometimes the end is not coming its not coming the end is here sometimes [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, from fame to shame. The playboy playmate who took a picture of a naked 70yearold woman in a locker room and posted it online. What shes saying tonight about body shaming and why she thinks she should have known better. You know, ive gotten that im too short to do certain jobs. That im too skinny. Those snap decisions made on social media that can wreak havoc with farreaching effects. And after nearly a lifetime of delighting fans in comic books and television, wonder woman is finally hitting the big screen. It feels like weve been working on this for three years and finally the babys going to come out. How gal gadot using military training and superhuman moves

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