Jimmy very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] oh, wow. What a night. It is a special night. I dont know if you can feel it, but love is in the air. Love is on the air tonight with the return of the bachelorette to abc. The bachelorette herself rachel is here with us to explain [ cheers and applause ] but first we have it was a big day for Foreign Relations and relating with foreigners as donald trump traveled abroad for his first field trip overseas as president. [ laughter ] ill tell you something he never disappoints and this is no exception. He did maybe the weirdest thing ive ever seen a president do. No, not maybe. He did the weirdest thing [ laughter ] ive ever seen a president do. But well get do that. But the president and first lady visited israel today. Trump arrived in tel aviv this morning with his wife malaria. [ laughter ] melania. Sorry. Watch this. This is interesting. He went to held her hand and she kind of gave him a little kind of get that away from me. Im an body language expert but i think thats a sign for im supposed to be shopping on fifth avenue right now. [ laughter ] either that or his hand is so tiny she just didnt see it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i would love to know what happened. In spite of whatevers going on domestically, the president made History Today by becoming the first sitting president to visit the western wall. Now, i dont know whats going through his head here. My guess is that hes pretending to be praying or something. [ laughter ] were not paying for this. Dont get any ideas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wait a minute. You were in jerusalem today . Yeah. Jimmy he really gets around. Before his visit to israel trump was in saudi arabia. This is where the wheels came off. First of all, his commerce secretary was on tv raving about how there were no protesters in saudi arabia. Because protesters are beheaded in saudi arabia. Thats why. People without heads tend not to speak out. Anyway, do you remember when trump criticized president obama for bowing to the saudi king . This is his tweet. Barack obama bowed to the saudi king in public yet the dems are questioning mitt romneys diplomatic skills. Well, here is donald trump on saturday bowing to the saudi king. Yes. By the way, he didnt just bow. Lets look at that again. He bowed and there was a little curtsy there too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know what . The king bought him a beautiful necklace. Why not . [ laughter ] trump also went after Michelle Obama back in 2015 for deciding not to wear a head scarf when she was there. He tweeted, many people are saying it was wonderful mrs. Obama refused to wear a scarf in saudi arabia but they were insulted. We have enough enemies. And then his wife, mrs. Trump, got off the plane in saudi arabia. And guess what she wasnt wearing. Thats right. A head scarf. But she did wear clubber langs title belt from rocky 3. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and now one more blast from the past. Trump posted this to facebook. Saudi arabia and many of the countries that gave vast amounts of money to the Clinton Foundation want women as slaves and to kill gays. Hillary must return all money from such countries. Well, yesterday a womans Empowerment Fund started by ivanka trump accepted a 100 million donation from saudi arabia. At this point were not too far from finding out that trump was born in kenya. We really arent. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but it wasnt all that. There was some good stuff. Trump took time to meet with the president of egypt. These guys, they really seemed to hit it off. [ speaking Foreign Language ] translator never have i seen a man of such colors. At first glance he is like a pumpkin. But as you look deeply he takes on a bright tangerine with hair like flowing grains of wheat. He is a oneman tequila sunrise. [ laughter ] jimmy meanwhile, back in washington, d. C. Even though there was no Daily Briefing from sean spicer the White House Press office still found a way to screw up. They put out this press release today. It says, the president is overseas to promote the possibility of lasting peach. [ laughter ] i guess it was supposed to be peace. But who knows . I mean, the president s got a lot of fruit on his plate. Hes trying to make peach in the middle east. Hes still got sour grapes about the election. And every morning he goes bananas on twitter. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] maybe this is his most president ial moment yet. Or maybe theyve heard the word impeach so much it slipped into the press release. [ laughter ] but that wasnt even close to the strangest thing that happened on this trip. Trump was in riyadh yesterday for the opening of something called the Global Center for combating extremist ideology. And this is without question the strangest thing ive ever seen a president do. Okay . A big group of vips including trump made a dramatic entrance with lights and music like a david blaine special. [ laughter ] maybe a sex scene out of that movie with Nicole Kidman and tom cruise. You know . Eyes wide shut. Anyway, with the saudi house music thumping the president and the egyptian president and the saudi king laid hands on an orb. A white glowing orb. And trump moved on that orb like a bitch. [ laughter ] you know, when youre famous, you dont even have to ask. They let you do it. But that was a very strange i guess thats their version of a Ribbon Cutting ceremony over there. But i have to say the president seemed kind of different after he touched it. The orb has spoken. The orb is all. Such a fantastic orb. Terrific orb. All kneel before the orb and be bathed in purifying fire of its light. Hail orb. That i can tell you. Jimmy all right. Meanwhile, back at what trump calls his winter white house, maralago in palm beach, this is weird. A sinkhole is forming. This is a 4 by 4foot hole in the earth right at the entrance to maralago. Why, nobody knows. Oh, wait. [ laughter ] we do this is satans way of saying the door is always open. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i dont want you to worry, about the orb, i really dont. We have a topnotch show for you tonight. We have music from bush tonight. The great jim carrey is here. [ cheers and applause ] freshly released from tonights season premiere, the bachelorette Rachel Lindsay is here. [ cheers and applause ] earlier tonight rachel met all 31 of her handselected suitors. As they usually do, some of the guys tried to be creative at the top to make an impression. One of the guys dressed as a penguin. Another one had a puppet. And then theres jonathan, who thought it was a good idea to do this. Hello. Hi. Im jonathan. Nice to meet you, jonathan. So good to finally meet you. I know. You too. I heard youre looking for a man who could make you laugh. So i wonder if i could have you do something with me. Lets do it. Could i have you open your hands for me and hold them out like this . Okay. Hold them a little further. Then could i ask you to close your eyes for just a second . Oh, no. Scared. Im ticklish. I wanted to make sure you had at least one good laugh tonight. [ laughter ] jimmy before i lock you in my trunk and drive you to the desert. [ laughter ] and guess what. Jonathan got a rose. He got a he got the traditional please dont kill me rose. [ laughter ] rachel. But of all the introductions tonight the most notable was made by a gentleman named lucas, who showed up with his very own catch phrase. Its all about waboo. Waboo. It is about waboo. If you want a glimpse of it i can give it to you now. Okay. Waboo thats just a glimpse . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] he went on to say waboo no less than 30 times. It was so is it possible they accidentally let a crackhead into the mansion . [ laughter ] i cant imagine this guy getting a date with not only the bachelorette, with any woman ever. But not only did lucas make a strong First Impression on rachel, heres how the act went over with the other guys. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen woowoowoowoowaaaaaboooo thats the crazy one. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy by the way, rachel, i dont know what she was thinking, but she didnt send lucas home. He got a rose. Its now down to lucas and 22 other men. Later on ill share my prediction for who rachel will pick. Ill give you a hint. Its not waboom. [ laughter ] this is a big week here at abc. Tomorrow night we have the Season Finale of dancing with the stars. I personally have a lot riding on that. I made a bet at the beginning of the season. A picked a long shot, nfl running back Rashad Jennings to win. He is in the final three. Ive got 141 odds on. Between the bachelorette and dancing with the stars its like all my favorite sports are happening at once. [ laughter ] im actually starting to lactate. I really am. [ laughter ] hey, speaking of celebrity dancers, heres one more nugget from President Trumps vacation. [ laughter ] he looks like hed rather drive that sword into his own stomach than what is it with these World Leaders forcing our leader to dance . We never do that to them. You never see Angela Merkel pressured into a hoedown in dallas. [ laughter ] part of the problem is the music. You know, you change the music to make it something a little more universal, maybe the sword dance could be fun. Go shawty its your birthday were Gonna Party Like its your birthday were gonna sip bacardi like its your birthday and nobody gives a its not your birthday i got what you need jimmy so painful. [ laughter ] imagine for a second. Close your eyes. I wont tickle you. [ laughter ] just imagine. Imagine president obama if he flew to saudi arabia, danced with a bunch of swordcarrying saudi arabians and then laid hands with them on a large glowing orb. If that happened, your uncle would explode. [ laughter ] and no amount of fox news would be able to bring him back to life. But donald trump is in a category entirely of his own. Hes only been overseas for four days and already hes created memories that will last a lifetime. But only if you order now. The president s historic first trip to the middle east. A milestone in u. S. Foreign relations. And now you can relive all the magic, mystery, and confusing rhetoric about islam with the President Trump great moments in International Diplomacy commemorative plate collection. Impress your guests with Iconic Images of the president of the United States curtsying to the saudi king. So cute. Like little girl. Jimmy dancing with swords. Swearing allegiance to a crystal ball. 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Our first guest tonight is an exceptionally funny person with a new tv show about other funny people. The show is called im dying up here. It premieres sunday, june 4th, on showtime. Please say hello to jim carrey [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy jim . Jim . [ cheers and applause ] jim . Hows it going . Good. [ cheers and applause ] i just wanted to see what would happen if you stayed until they got tired. [ laughter ] usually people sit down during the biggest part of the applause. Jimmy yeah, right. Yeah. So i thought i would see what thats like. That space. [ cheers and applause ] at the edge of the envelope with the blue devil. Its uncomfortable. Jimmy well, yeah. It is. Lovely, though. Thank you so much. Jimmy but worth exploring. Have a seat here, jim. Yeah, why not . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you doing . Good, man. Jimmy hows life . Everything good . You know, its so beautiful. It really is. Especially when im absent from it. [ laughter ] jimmy you feel like youre separated from the rest of the world and whats going on . No. Not separated at all. In fact, its the exact opposite. You know, i dont get me wrong. Jim carrey is a great character, and i was lucky to get the part. [ laughter ] but i dont think of that as me anymore. Jimmy you dont . Not at all . No. Not really. I used to be a guy who was experiencing the world. And now i feel like the world and the universe experiencing a guy. Jimmy just got a little taste of that just a moment ago. Yeah. Jimmy and does the beard have anything to do with that . Well, heres the thing. The beard, yes. Everywhere i go people talk about the beard. They go what are you doing . Why are you growing a beard . They cant really think about anything else. Its just not cohesive. Theres Something Different about me, and its that damn beard. And wherever i show up it becomes the story. You know . Jimmy right. Its a bigger star than me at this point. Jimmy and is that good . It has its own twitter. Jimmy it does . [ laughter ] yeah, its really good. Thank god it likes me. [ laughter ] jimmy maybe it will be president one day. You know . Exactly. Jimmy thats the first step. Anything can happen now, right . But yeah its just weird. I always say the question is not why are you growing a beard. The question is why am i growing a beard and still shaving my balls . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it doesnt make any sense. Jimmy it doesnt. Youre right. It doesnt make any sense at all. I think its a balance thing. Its like if im shaved down then ive got to do this. So if i ever shave my face again youll know. [ laughter ] where it went. Theres a full beard somewhere. Jimmy well, i think it looks good on you. You know, you on occasion will post videos to twitter. And theres something i want to ask about. Lets show this video if we could. And jim can explain whats going on here. Bird. Yeah. Thats a bird. Its just me kind of hanging out. Trying to make friends with the beasts around me. Jimmy how did you get the bird to fly in slow motion like that . [ laughter ] i stayed there for two weeks. Now were really getting close. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy almost magical. I fancy myself kind of a francis of assisi type. You know . Jimmy yeah, yeah. You know . I did ace ventura pet detective. And ever since then [ cheers and applause ] ive had this kind of connection to the animal world. Jimmy you have as a result of those movies. But the interesting thing is people dont think about this. That looks lovely. And it was a beautiful thing. But then i started scratching a lot. And i couldnt sleep at night. I was itching everywhere and stuff. And i started doing some research, and i realized that birds are just infested with mites. [ laughter ] and i had invited them into my home. They were everywhere. They were pooping on everything. They were on my shoulder. And i was covered from head to foot with mites. Theyre not what you think they are. Birds. Birds have an edge. Birds have an edge. They come with baggage, man. Jimmy theyre little dinosaurs. When you hear them singing songs in the trees. Theyre not singing songs. Theyre saying, its my tree this is my tree jimmy theyre plotting against you. Dont come near this tree ill peck your eyes out if you come near the tree [ laughter ] jimmy is it possible they saw the beard as a nest where they wanted to raise their young . [ applause ] by the way, youre probably attached to it. We do have a cruiseship barber here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] this guy is the best. Have you cut hair like this . You cut it like this, man. [ laughter ] jimmy he only lost 14 customers last year. Overboard . Jimmy no, shaving. Well, jim carrey is here with us. Hes got a show. Im dying up here. Be right back, more after this. [ cheers and applause ] [laughter] we all drive. Some just for the fun of it. 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This is you made a show about a subject matter thats so rich. And personally something i love hearing about. Yeah, absolutely. Its not so loosely based on the comedy store and the 70s and the comedians. You were one of those its a fictitious history. Jimmy you actually lived in a closet at one time. I did. And thats the wonderful Michael Angarano and clark duke doing a couple of characters that come out from boston, comics that come out from boston to make it in hollywood. Hollywood, brotha. And theres little pieces of me through the show. That line hollywood brotha comes from a drug dealer that used to hang at the comedy store. Jimmy oh, really . And every time you walked up to him and say how are you doing, man . Hed go hollywood, brotha. [ laughter ] jimmy which can be taken either way. Right. But its an incredible time in history that i got to live. Jimmy do you look back on it fondly, that time . Absolutely. To me its like the big bang of comedy. It followed nixon and watergate and the impeachment. All that stuff that was happening back then. Not unlike today thats giving birth to amazing people, comics who have voices like yourself. And john oliver and all the wonderful comics. Bill maher. And there was a need, you know, to tell the truth. And cut through the baloney. And so it created this phenomenon called the comedy clubs. And it was literally the big bang of comedy. Jimmy who are the guys you remember . And women. Comedians that you remember seeing there. Elaine boozler. Jimmy getting to talk with and admiring. I was standing some nights by myself with Richard Pryor in the parking lot. Jimmy wow. [ applause ] i cant believe im standing with Richard Pryor. And he would tell me inside stuff. You know, we were passing a joint one night. And he said careful with that. I dont remember 40 years of my life. Jimmy did that actually was he joking . No, he wasnt joking. He wasnt joking. But he loved me and he was so sweet to me. I really got close to him for a while. And he was so encouraging. Such an amazing person. Jimmy what a place. What a time. Yeah. Youd watch him go up and work out some stuff. You know. And Robin Williams and eddie murphy and all these incredible [ cheers and applause ] incredible comics. It was a beautiful experience. Jimmy i know you do a lot of painting now. Do you feel like thats your primary Creative Outlet now . It is one of them. Its one of them. Yeah. I mean, i definitely i brought a few. Jimmy we have a few of the paintings. These are these are almost actual size as were showing them. [ cheers and applause ] this is a piece called hooray were all broken. It represents all the different modes of life and all the different people and all the Different Things we go through. But its important to remember especially for me i would never show up anywhere if i didnt understand everyone was broken in some way. You know . [ applause ] because then i would think i was different. Jimmy lets go to the next one. Yeah. Jimmy thats me, right . Thats you. [ laughter ] thats you inside, jimmy. Thats you inside. The child inside. And no, this is the baby. And basically, it represents form coming out of energy is what i believe all of us are. Were just conscious awareness dancing with itself for no other reason than to stay amused. Jimmy we have one more. This is called shes the bomb. Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] you can take that as you want. [ laughter ] women can be jimmy did that start with the womans face or did it start with the explosion . It started with the explosion. But its a weird thing when i paint. I sometimes dont know what im painting till about a year later in therapy. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, really . Thats a big one to bring into your therapists office. Jim carrey is here. His show is im dying up here sunday on showtime. Thanks, jim. Well be right back with rachel the bachelorette [ cheers and applause ] irmed. Theyre playing. What . We gotta go. Where . 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You are whimsical, vibrant, statement making. We see what makes you unique. So we have something for everyone, at a price thats just right for you. Maxx you. Maxx life. T. J. Maxx jimmy welcome back to the show. Bush is outside and ready to go. Earlier tonight our next guest began a quest to find a man among a group that included two blakes, a kenny, a kenneth, a man carrying a mannequin he calls his son and a terrible person named lucas. It will be a long journey indeed. Watch season 13 of the bachelorette mondays here on abc. Please welcome Rachel Lindsay. [ cheers and applause ] welcome. You look great. Weve had enough standing. You can sit. Relax. Thank you. Jimmy hey, by the way, first i want to say congratulations. You announced that you are engaged to be married. I am. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you announced this before the First Episode even aired. Are you engaged to someone on the show or is this a completely separate thing . Good question. On the show. Jimmy on the show. Someone on the show. Jimmy fascinating. Yes. Jimmy has anyone ever announced this before the show started . No, no. But we joke and say this is a season of firsts. And i think they were like, you know what, youre so excited, youre glowing, just do it. Jimmy you think so . Yeah. Jimmy or did something happen where you were forced to reveal it because it was going to get out somehow, maybe it will get out of my mouth right now, because i will predict who it is youre going to pick. I cant wait. Jimmy im very good i should say my wife is very good and she tells me. I heard that. Jimmy shes very skilled in this department. But well get to that in a minute. So were you with this person to whom youre engaged, when was the last time you saw him . At the proposal. Jimmy that was the last time. We had a couple of days together. Jimmy and then what happened . And then we went our separate ways. Jimmy you havent seen him in person since then . No. Jimmy how many months was that . We just finished filming like ten days ago. Jimmy oh, you just finished filming. Okay. My whole time thing is thats okay. Jimmy so you havent had a chance to reconnection and break up and be on the cover of us weekly or any of those things . [ laughter ] i dont plan on a breakup. Jimmy youre a lawyer. Civil defense attorney. Is that correct . Yes. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thank you. Jimmy what do you know. First time a lawyer has ever gotten applause in any situation. [ laughter ] when you go to your office and you have to tell your boss and your clients that youre going to be away dating for a while, how did they take that news . Theyre so supportive. Jimmy they are . Literally my boss said go, rachel, go out there and find love. And i said thanks, i will. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats nice. Yeah. But he also said you better come back. Jimmy when do you come back . Next week. Jimmy and will it be hard to keep it a secret when you get there in an office full of lawyers . No. I feel like im groomed for this. Jimmy what if a judge calls you into his chambers and says i want to know who you picked. Will you reveal it then . Again, you know, my dad is a judge. So im groomed for this. Jimmy i see. Yeah. Jimmy have you told your dad . I have told my dad. Jimmy so its okay to tell your family. Yes. Jimmy all right. Interesting. The way the rules are. And are you worried at all about any member of your family yammering and revealing the secret . My sister. Jimmy your sister is the weak link in the family . Shes the weakest link. Jimmy shes the leaky faucet. Shell kill me for saying that. Jimmy you brought your dog to the mansion. I did. Jimmy was that a condition of doing this . Did you say i would like to bring my dog . He demanded it. Jimmy he demanded it. Yes. Thats my dog child. And he said whoevers going to be his newest daddy if i pick one, he needed to be a part of it. Jimmy will he sniff the guys and decide [ laughter ] jimmy so he gave them all the sniff test and one of them passed. What about the waboom guy . Is that what he said, waboom . [ laughter ] did your dog attack him . Please tell me yes. [ laughter ] copper wasnt there for the waboom with lucas. Jimmy oh, interesting. So that means either the dog came late or he left early or maybe even both. Copper wasnt there for every single episode. So thats why. Jimmy what does copper have to do . Hes a dog. Hes a diva. Jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back from the break, a couple of things are going to happen. Number one, im going to give you a lie detector test. Oh, god. Jimmy thats right. And youre under oath. And number two, im going to reveal who rachels top three are and who she will likely become engaged to. [ cheers and applause ] i cant wait. Jimmy rachel is here. We will be right back after this. [ cheers and applause ] that newly listede bank and wait ranch will be gone. 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Jimmy the waboom was annoying. You were not put off by waboom . A little bit. Jimmy all right. Its time for the lie detector test. This is a serious piece of technology we ordered from amazon or something here. What you have to do is im going to ask you a question and then you answer and then you will press that and we will see if you are indeed telling the truth. All right . Again, you are under oath. Okay . First question, is your name Rachel Lindsay . Whoa. Were off to a bad start. [ laughter ] i just need to get kind of a level on this thing. Next question, are you engaged . Yes. Jimmy okay. You are engaged. Were on the right track. Did you keep waboom around because the producers asked you to because they need one lunatic in the house at all times . [ laughter ] no. Because theres more than one. Jimmy oh, there is . Okay. That is true. Did you do anything on the show that could potentially get you disbarred . No. Jimmy okay. This could be oh, wow. [ applause ] do you believe the tickle monster should be behind bars . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy no. All right. [ applause ] yeah. The rest of it seems pointless. Its time for me to pick your final three. I cant wait. Jimmy keep in mind were going to be looking for your reactions here. And again, this is something my wife and one of our producers aaron thought long and hard about and i just stepped in and concurred. Okay . All right. Your first can we get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] first, eric. Eric is a personal trainer. But thats okay since hes not the one youre going to marry anyway. You seemed really into him during the premiere episode. He seemed sweet and levelheaded. Eric will make it to the final three. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] next brian. Brian got the First Impression rose. You frenchkissed him. Oh, god. Jimmy hes a chiropractor. So hes almost like a real doctor but not exactly. [ laughter ] hes colombian. Thats exciting. He hablas espanol. Brian will be in the final two. [ cheers and applause ] and finally. His name is peter. You gave him a look when he got out of the limo. The kind of look women get on their face when they see a pair of shoes they absolutely love and want to have. [ laughter ] hes a business owner, which concerns me. You both have gaps in the front of your teeth. [ laughter ] which will make for adorable babies. He gave you chocolate. You said you didnt like chocolate. He said he would throw that chocolate in the fire. Strong move. I believe that you are currently engaged to peter true or false . [ cheers and applause ] all right. Well, theres no cracking you. But i hope it works out. They never work out. [ laughter ] well, i would love to be the first. I would love to prove you wrong. Jimmy it is as you said a season of firsts. And who knows . [ cheers and applause ] peter is the guy . Rachel, everybody. The bachelorette. Monday nights on abc. 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