Thank you. Welcome to our program. Im the host, im jimmy. Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming. I know you guys, a lot of you are here on vacation, but it was yet another crazy day in the United States of america. Donald trump, who maybe you havent heard is president now, a few hours ago, he fired james comey, the director of the fbi which is kind of like o. J. Firing judge ito halfway through the trial. [ laughter ] he fired the director of the fbi while the director was investigating his people of possible collusion with russia. This is unbelievable. This is the kind of thing dictate fors do. This is the kind of thing reality tv hosts do, they fire someone every week. [ laughter ] maybe thats what happened, he thinks hes still on celebrity apprentice. It was between james comey and meatloaf, and well the loaf won again. One reason they gave, this is something, because he mishandled the Hillary Clinton email situation, which is hilarious, that means trump fired james comey for making him president. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes seen a lot of unusual stuff. But this is outrageous. When something outrageous happens, i dont just sit on my hands, i do something about it. Thats why i will be selling these comey is my homie tshirts. [ cheers and applause ] if you are one of the millions of americans who are angry about this shameful and disgraceful move, send me 29. 99. And i will use some of that money to send a very nasty letter directly to the oval office. Also available in womens and baby ts, okay . So thats crazy. [ cheers and applause ] its all crazy. But lets focus on positive. I want to thank someone, another talk show host, in fact, who did something very kind for my family. And a lot of families on her show today. Jimmy and molly are friends of ours. And theyre just extremely kind, lovely people. And jimmy talked about his newborn son billy having to go through emergency heart surgery. It was an amazing monologue. In honor of my friend, i want to do something to help. I asked prizeo. Com to help raise money for Childrens Hospital los angeles. Heres what i am going to do. Youre going to get a huge prize if you do this. Im going to fly in one person plus nine of your friends to one of my 12 days of giveaways next season. So all you have to do is make a donation to prizeo. Com, the more money you donate, the more chances youll have to win, the more youll be helping Childrens Hospital. Its a win, win, win. If you want to party with nine of your friends for one of my 12 days of giveaways, donate now. Jimmy see, thats very nice. [ cheers and applause ] ellen is the best. Thank you. But i do want to lets go back to one part of that clip. Because i want to know. Why is the reindeer on a ledge . Is he having personal problems . Has blitzer been making fun of his nose again . Anyway, if you want to come to l. A. To see ellen and win great stuff with all your friends, go to prizeo. Com and thank you, ellen, for being so degeneres. [ cheers and applause ] while were on the subject of happy things, its wedding season. There are more weddings in the month of may than i dont know, i didnt really look it up, there are a lot of weddings in may. Guillermo, when did you get married . Guillermo april 6. Jimmy thats not helpful. But anyway, theres a lot of pressure now on the bride and groom to write their own invoices. Lets see what happens when that pressure becomes too much to handle. Before god and before our family and our friends it is my joy to take you as my husband. You as my it is my we know what you mean. It is my joy to take you as my husband. Jimmy is it still a freudian slip if you say it twice . [ laughter ] heres another one. This is a couple from canada whose minister or officiant had a lot of fun at the rehearsal dinner. I promise to be your biggest advocate ask your best friend. I commit to sharing with you in seasons of they say thats good luck. Spirit airlines is having a turbulent week. Have you seen the video of what happened in florida . Spirits having a dispute with its pilots. The pilots say spirit is paying them peanuts. Not figuratively. They pay them with little bags of peanuts we used to get before everyone was allergic. The pilots have been, some of them have been refusing to fly, so spirit had to cancel nine flights from ft. Lauderdale. Passengers obviously werent happy about that. It was like black friday minus the part where you go home with a new tv. All hell broke loose. About 300 spirit flights have been canceled over the past week, leaving thousands of passengers grounded and angry. Its hard to say which is worse, a canceled Spirit Airlines flight or actually being on a Spirit Airlines flight. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while this footage thats become viral of angry customers flipping out isnt doing spirit any favors. For another company, its working out very well. [ shouting ] [ bleep ]. Greyhound bus lines. Were looking better every day. Jimmy literally threw them under the bus. You know its a shame, things have been going so well for the airlines lately. This is from australia this morning from perth, australia, where the ceo of qantas got an early dessert. Qantas Ceo Alan Joyce was the keynote speaker at a Leadership Event at the hyatt behind me here in perth. Mr. Joyce had just taken his place to begin his speech when a man put a lemon meringue pie in his face. Jimmy that is quite an elmer fudd express on his face. The Airline Business is tough. Even sean spicer is like, it must suck to be a spokesman for them. [ laughter ] i have a Major Television announcement to make. I dont know if you heard. This network, abc, is bringing American Idol back. In a move that is being praised as the most original, groundbreaking idea of the year 2002. American idol used to be on fox. For 15 seasons it was on fox. Then the ratings were too low. And then abc, we swooped in and said, we can get them lower [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and that is what were going to do. The only reason were doing this is because American Idol is a great source of future contestants for dancing with the stars. We just feedba back. We dont know who the judges will be but i hope they consider merrick garland, he serves this. You dont know who that is . [ bleep ] all of you. So there you go. American idol on abc. Hbo isnt the only Network Airing leftovers are people. We have a good show for you tonight. From the band royal blood. From baywatch. Priyanka chopra is here. From alien covenant, Danny Mcbride is here. Covenant, i think its like the 18th movie in the alien fran chis. I hear its good, i hear its scary. I asked yehya to review it for us and he said yes. Here he, yehya, talking about the movie alien covenant. Its me, yehya, talk about the summer movie, the movie behind me is dont dat run. That alien. Let me out all the alien, long time, the ladies forget the name. She in the movie alien 1, alien 2, alien 3, alien 4. The director for that movie, scott, he make the move 0 for rosson crowe, the main guy in the movie, Michael First wonder. The movie also make the computer. And also you have one guy with the hair. Lets party. Hes nice guy, hes the friend of colin ferrell, he do a lot of movie, and the alien is like flower opens slowly. And it come from inside, boom, come if your face, you know . Its come from anywhere, you dont know from where coming, you know . Holy go see the movie, its very scary movie, and good movie good luck, cut action . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy no action. Thank you, yehya. Were going to take a breck. When we come back from the break, a visit from a group of High School Students who invented an absolutely ridiculous contraption. Stick around, well be right back with that. Whoa youre not taking these. Hey, hey, hey youre not taking those. Whoa, whoa youre not taking that. Come with me. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Youre not taking that. Mom, im taking the subaru. Dont be late. Even when were not there to keep them safe, our Subaru Outback will be. vo love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. T. J. Maxx asks, shes pretty and nice like me. She is special. He knows me better than my husband somedays. My mom likes pink. Mommy loves roses. Its a surprise. You picked this out by yourself . Its a purse. I know you love purses. I do celebrate the unique mom in your life, with values everyone will love. 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Danny mcbride, Priyanka Chopra, and music from royal blood is on the way. In case you didnt know today is National TeacherAppreciation Day. Wot teachers i mafd no one to disappoint growing up. One of my best teachers was my band director. Cleto and i were in the band, mr. Mac moseley. I was making a smart remark in class. Ill never forget what he said. He said, kimmel, im going to put my foot up your ass then he chased me around the classroom. So to all the teachers, thank you. For all you do. [ applause ] speaking of teachers we have a good one tonight with a group of students. Kevin genota, he teaches in kimber kimberly, wisconsin, his team of students are the National Rube Goldberg champions and they have something very cool to show us so lets say hello to them now. Come on out. Hi, guys. How are you doing . [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. I wont touch each one of you, well get to that later. Congratulations, this is very exciting, right . Is this something youve been dreaming of for many, many years . Not really, no, okay, all right. Thats good. All right. So kevin, youre the teacher. A good group of kids . A great grape . Weve had no trouble on this trip . Zero trouble. Jimmy very good. All right. So whos the team captain or something . Is there a team captain . Not so much. Jimmy not so much, all right. Theyre pretty even. Jimmy tell us first what is the idea behind a Rube Goldberg machine . The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is to complete a problem in the most overly complicated way possible. Jimmy intentionally make things difficult, Like Congress does in a way. But this is for fun. Jimmy what was your mission . What was the challenge they gave you . This year, everyone across the country had to apply a bandaid. Jimmy build a machine that applies a bandaid, which of course is something that most human beings can easily do themselves. Yes. Jimmy okay. And so what would you say to a kid whos interested in getting to the Rube Goldberg scene . Is it fun . Its a lot of fun. Its a pretty big commitment. But it really pays off. Jimmy your team name is kimberlys kitchen. Was that to strike fear into the hearts of your opponents . [ laughter ] yes, strong and bold name. Jimmy so this was your first trip to the nationals, right . Oh, this is interesting. Youre the jv team at your school, right . That was mr. Nickname given by the seniors, correct. Jimmy by the seniors. Of course. Jimmy none of you are seniors, what grades are you in . Sophomores and juniors. Jimmy sophomores and juniors. Why am i smelling alcohol on your breath, is that you . Sophomores and juniors. Not only did you beat everyone in the country, you beat your own group of seniors at the school. [ cheers and applause ] how did the seniors take that . Were they gracious . They really helped us out with our machine. When we asked for it. Jimmy they did . Theyre okay, yep. Jimmy onto some kind of trouble. Let see the machine in action, show us how it works. Here it is right behind you. Everybodys going to step to the sides. Whos going to run this thing and how does it start . All right, so like starting over here at the light switch, were going to go through 70 steps. And then hopefully end up back here applying the bandaid onto our sink. Jimmy hopefully it will. In rehearsal it worked perfectly, which means it probably wont work here tonight. Yes. Jimmy okay. Do you worry at all that this machine will fall in the hands one of our enemies like isis . Not really. Jimmy no . Okay, all right. Here we go. Let do it. Three, two, one. Jimmy okay. Starts by opening our cupboards. The ball into the trash can. Then use pool balls and spatulas to climb up. Once they reach the top we fill a jar of salt. Use the salt to pop our toast. Jimmy okay. Is the salt filling . It is, okay. The salt is filling slowly. I see the salt now. Okay. There it goes. The balls going to go through a series of newton balls. Thats going to steam our kettle. Check out that spoon wheel. Were going to put the measuring cups back up on the wall. Once they reach the top we cut an apple and start our mini tether ball which will knock over food boxes. There go the eggs. The eggs start our wisconsin cheddar cheese. Then were going to get cans to roll uphill. Jimmy uphill . Yep. They start moms kitchen aid mixer. And there it works. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] very well done. Congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy nice to see. That was pretty that was pretty amazing. Who will get what will happen to this machine . We save it for next year and show the new group and they try it all over again. Jimmy can you build a machine that will get my daughter ready for bed . Ill take one of those too. Jimmy thank you, kevin. Thanks, kids. Congratulations to the students of Kimberly High School in wisconsin. Tonight music from royal blood. Priyanka chopra is here. 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He stars in alien covenant opening may 19th. Please welcome Danny Mcbride. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Great, how are you . Jimmy doing well. Did you see the science project . Ive never been a scientist, thats never something ive been accused of. Jimmy really . My big science project in high school was it was the effect of no sleep on memory, which is strange because my friends spending the night and playing old maid all night long. We were breaking boundaries. Jimmy what grade did you get . I dont think i finished it. I think i gave up. Jimmy really. Yeah. Jimmy you were that kid. Yes. Jimmy you were a substitute teacher, youve talked about that, you played a teacher, all that stuff. Is that did they have a substitute teachers Appreciation Day . Or no . No, no. I dont think the kids that i subbed for appreciated me at all. All they cared about was what car i drove and if i smoked weed. [ laughter ] i drove an elantra so i didntible impress anyone there. Jimmy is teaching experience something thats ephelped you as a parent being able to handle children . You would think it would be. My wife and i have a 5yearold son and a 2yearold daughter. And so its all new for us. My sons in tk which is the appetizer to kindergarten. Jimmy what is tk . My sons born in september right past the cutoff. Basically too young to come to kindergarten, but if you dont want him sitting around your house he can come here for a little bit. We agreed to that, signed up for that. And you know at my house, we love jokes. Its something that just happens there. When i was a kid i grew up on these books called truly tasteless jokes. I had those too. I love them, theyre amazing, really filthy. I recently found them on ebay and bought them. In my house im constantly trying to discuss my wife by finding the worst jokes i can in there. Shes been saying, you better chill with that. Because theyre listening to you, theyre going to repeat these things. He never listens to me, hes not listening to anything im saying. Sure enough my wife calls me. I picked declan up from school and his teacher told us that declan told a joke to the class today. [ laughter ] my face went white. Oh my god. What joke could this be . I was like, really, what one was it . And shes like, apparently he got up in front of the whole class and he said, whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend . And the whole class was quiet. And he said, 60 pounds. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and my wife was like, no way. You need to you go in there and talk to him. So i told him, you know what . Its not really appropriate. I shouldnt have been saying that stuff around you. Mommies dont like it, teachers dont like it, so dont say that again. And he was quiet. I said, but if you do say it again, the punch line was actually 40 pounds. [ laughter ] jimmy 60 is too much. Maybe he was updating it for modern times. He was making it his own. Jimmy wow, thats really funny. Thats pretty great. You do really have to be careful. Very careful. Jimmy youve got a precocious young boy there. Yeah. Jimmy now youre a big screen action star all of a sudden. I guess so. Jimmy which is different for you, obviously. It is, yeah. Jimmy basically youve been in comedies. Being in alien is totally a different deal. To my parents this is the first real movie ive been in. Jimmy really . Yeah, the first time theyve wanted to see something that im in, in the theaters. Jimmy wow. Its good, yeah. Jimmy are they coming to the premiere . We just had the premiere in london. No. Jimmy no . No way. Jimmy is that why you had the premiere in london, to keep them away . I did. I lobbied for it, yes. Jimmy was it fun to be to play in an action role . It was incredible. It was awesome. But what i learned from making this film is that i am clause tro phobic. That i never thought that i was. But you make a space movie and you figure that out. Jimmy how did you figure that out . The moment they put a space suit on me and pulled the visor down and i was in it. Ridley scott, everything is real with him. Hes putting this elaborate costume on me, this is what theyre going put the astronauts in to go to mars, that and that. Im listening to it. The glass seals over my face. Theyre like, Pay Attention to the fan. If the fan goes out youre going to lose consciousness. Walking around, you cant touch your face, you cant get out of it. Im having a mild freakout in there the whole time. Moving around like, yeah, i look tough, im after an alien, and im about to crap my pants. [ laughter ] jimmy isnt that how you would be if you were after an alien . I guess so. I used it in the performance. It was really just me melting down and wanting a xanax, i think. Jimmy is it against the rules for an act tore go, aah like this people are trying to be tough. You cant be like, please. Dont put the visor down. Jimmy you cant call hr . 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If i was in a situation like that, i know youre playing a role, but if the alien was banging on the glass and i was flying whatever that was, id just let it kill me, crash the thing and die. Thats not what youre supposed to do. Jimmy thats not in the handbook . No. Well, you know, the cool thing about ridley scott, youre not just acting in front of a green screen, like he builds everything. That ship, they built that. I went to the set and that ship was sitting there. It was on this like 50foot gimbol, theyd take it into the air, shake it. Four days im strapped into this thing having my gut shaken out going up and down, up and down. It was awesome. Jimmy sounded like a terrible experience. It was really awesome. Jimmy where did you shoot . Australia, a long way from home. Jimmy yeah. But it was amazing. Even things like the alien. Most visual effects theyre making you be chased by a tennis ball. But here ridley literally puts like a 65 contortionist in the alien costume and cuts him loose after you. Jimmy did it scare you at all . It totally scared me. [ laughter ] you sit there like, oh, were just pretend, its fine. Then you see it. Oh my god, thats the alien jimmy then youre having lunch afterwards. Hes sitting there with his head off texting. Jimmy have you shot in faraway locations before . I have. I did the furthest is i shot rock the casbah in marrakech in morocco. Jimmy thats right, bill murray. Bill murray. Im a good flier but i just get real sensitive weirdly when i fly, thinking about dying the whole time. And im sending Text Messages to everyone i know. I really loved our friendship. Im on a flight. So i landed in morocco. And i was pretty tired and worn out. And you come to the customs area. Like the guys are no joke. Its like theres guards there with ak47s. Jimmy right. Youre waiting in line with your passport. And i was trying to walk a line and be completely respectful and not have them throw me out of the country. And so i go through customs. And the lady thats behind the customs counter is staring me up and down, real stern. Oh my god, whats happening . Im looking at these guys with guns. She looks at my pass port. Stamps everything. Hands it back to me. Without smiling is like, welcome to morocco, kenny powers. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy wow. Yes. So there are fans there. Jimmy that could be the big screen adaptation. Maybe, yeah. Welcome to morocco, kenny powers. Will there be another season of eastbound and down . [ cheers and applause ] were getting American Idol. I think we interviewed ourselves. I dont know how wed top kenny pow others a hover bike in Africa Ending the series. Jimmy base would be a good place for kenny, space. Or morocco. Jimmy very good to see you. Congratulations on alien covenant. It opens in theaters on may 19th. 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Welcome back to the show. Still to come, music from royal blood. By night our next guest plays cia analyst alex parish on quantico and starting may 25th you can see her in blinding sunlight in the new movie baywatch. Please welcome Priyanka Chopra. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how may i ask the firing of the fbi director james comey affect your situation on quanti quantico . I mean, you guys, i cant tell you how many people have been tweeting me saying, alex should be nominated. Jimmy really . Im just saying. Jimmy you could get a promotion out of this. If President Trump calls alex and says we would like you to take the job, what do you think she would say . Alex would take the job. Priyanka might not be able to. Jimmy i see, i gotcha. Because im not american. Jimmy with donald trump theres more a chance that he will ask priyanka to be the fbi director than he would an actual member of the fbi. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and it would be okay. Jimmy it would be great. The story would be believable. Jimmy i would be happy with the choice. By the way, Tracee Ellis Ross was here talking about the met ball. We looked at the outfit she was wearing. And you wore a pretty spectacular outfit to the met ball. You were there as well. In new york. Who made this, just to start . This is ralph lauren. Jimmy is this a trench coat . Yeah, its the worlds longest trench coat, apparently. [ laughter ] the internet tells you really useful things. Jimmy ive never seen a trench coat longer than this, thats for sure. [ cheers and applause ] it was a lot of fun. The theme this year was de garcon, i love that this was Ralph Laurens take, which means boys but at the same time shes a designer that has always broken fashion silhouettes. I thought it was a fun outfit to wear. Jimmy i dont understand any of what you just said. [ laughter ] except for the fun outfit to wear part. I didnt understand de garcon, i looked it up. Jimmy this is how you arrived. Where was the train of this particular this is a mini bus. Jimmy a mini bus. I arrived to the met gala in a bus. Because the train was 20 feet long. Jimmy was nick jonas driving the bus . What is he doing . Whats going on . Are you dating nick jonas . Isnt he like 11 years old . We were both wearing ralph lauren. We decided to go together. Jimmy oh, really, interesting. Yeah, i didnt ask his age. 11 . Jimmy hes 11 years old, you didnt know . I didnt know that. Jimmy last year he was 10, now hes 11. I think hes going to be 12 too. [ laughter ] oh, no. Jimmy thats something else. You decided, were wearing the same designer, we should go together . Yeah, we were on the same table. We know each other. Hey, you know what, lets go together. I was like, okay. Ended up working out. Jimmy uhhuh, okay. [ laughter ] you know, when youre considered for the director of the fbi, you will be subject to a polygraph. I know. Jimmy i will make sure the nick jonas questions are on that polygraph. [ applause ] this is the after party. Yes, thats the after party. Jimmy what happened to the rest of the outfit . That was pure genius, jimmy. Can you imagine being there with a 20foot train . Jimmy no. I woke up and i was traveling from mumbai to new york. I had a nightmare on my flight. What happened to the train . At dinner . Its like 20 feet and there are all of these people. My people called up Ralph Laurens people, and people called people, then they came up with the idea of making a short mini inside of this dress. Jimmy they you thought of this . We had a like three days before we were going in. Then we came up with the idea what would happen at the oscar party . Jimmy i tell you what its a fire mas zard hazard. You cant be in Something Like that at dinner. It would fully kill the vibe. Jimmy kill the vibe and the wearer of the dress. Absolutely. And people around me. Jimmy how late did you stay at the party . Was it a long thing . 7 00 a. M. Flight to zimbabwe the next morping. You were all over. Why in zimbabwe . Unicef. Im a good will ambassador. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wow. You didnt have the 20foot dress in zimbabwe . Two things. I could go back home, get a nap, change, be comfortable, then go to the airport. Or stay out all night. I chose the latter. Because my outfit was really comfortable and all of that. Jimmy comparatively, sure. That was my reason for staying up until 5 00 a. M. , of course. No, i left rihannas at like 5 00 a. M. Jimmy i thought you meant rihannas apartment. Oh my god, no. Jimmy hanging around with nick jonas, who the hell knows whats going on. [ laughter ] didnt he go through puberty . Jimmy i think hes a nice kid. I met him a bunch of times. I didnt get that vibe. Jimmy 0 i dont know. Who knows . Hes a kid. Im sure hes got some vibes going. Who knows. Jimmy you are in baywatch. Yes. Jimmy the big screen version. Growing up in india, is this a show that was on there . We hear the most popular show around the world, and never really believed it. It really was, jimmy. Jimmy it was . Like in the 90s, i feel like baywatch is what america like everyone in the world was like, thats america. Jimmy really . Yeah. I believed that. I believed everyone in america looked like that, there were only beaches, everyone was blond and dived really well. Jimmy you must have been so disappointed when you got here. [ laughter ] i got here at 13. Like oh. Jimmy oh, really. Iowa. Yeah, it didnt help. This is not like california. Jimmy no. A little bit different. Jimmy it is very different, yeah. David hasselhoff is in the movie . Yes, he is. Him and pam anderson are both in the movie. Jimmy did you meet them . I didnt get around to meeting him. But David Hasselhoff did call me after. Jimmy i bet he did. [ laughter ] [ applause ] what did he say . What is he calling you for . He loves Indian Movies. Thats what he called me for. [ laughter ] i believe thats what he called me for. I love Indian Movies. Jimmy cowboy and Indian Movies or Indian Movies . The other. Well, this indian. Not the other. Jimmy right. Yeah he called me up. Listen, i would love to do something there . I missed working with you. Jimmy he wants to make a movie with you in india. It would be cool. People love him there. Jimmy in india, yeah, sure. Oh, boy. This is going to be great. What the hell is he going to do in india . [ laughter ] we havent figured that part out. We can have the conversation. Jimmy the devils in the details. The details ar little far off. Jimmy pam anderson, did she call you . She didnt. Jimmy i wonder why he called you and she didnt. [ laughter ] im not thinking about it like that. I was just like, okay. Jimmy thats what im here for, priyanka. Put it in my head. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations. On the movie. I assume its going to be a big hit. Baywatch opens in theaters may 25th. Priyanka chopra, everybody. Be right back with royal blood [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. And that doesnt happen every by accident it takes 15 years to become a heineken brewmaster. Almost as long as it took me to master this look. Still practicing. It takes 15 years to become a heineken brewmaster. Theres more behind the star. Jimmy the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is monday by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Danny Mcbride, Priyanka Chopra, the Rube Goldberg champions and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, their new album how did we get so dark . Comes out june 16th. Here with the song lights out royal blood every time im with it alone it picks me up you just send me down i can feel it rushing under my skin youre a cage wont you let me in on my toes lock the door oh oh pretty face through the walls oh oh dont know if id be so sure again oh oh yeah my eyes are still burning red so turn the lights out yeah youre not so hard to forget yeah with all the lights out every time im stuck in the ground spin me round wont you spin me round youre a void a crack in the mirror see me now if you could see me now you slipped through the night oh oh then walked out skin tight oh oh but you dont matter that much to me oh oh no you dont matter that much to me oh oh yeah my eyes are still burning red yeah so turn the lights out yeah youre not so hard to forget yeah with all the lights out so turn the lights out just turn the lights out yeah yeah yeah yeah my eyes are still burning red yeah so turn the lights out yeah youre not so hard to forget yeah with all the lights out [ cheers and applause ] nothing here to see just a kid like me trying to cut some teeth trying to figure it out Nothing Better to do when im stuck on you im still in here trying to figure it out getting hard to sleep blood is in my dreams love is killing me trying to figure it out Nothing Better to do when im stuck on you this is nightline. 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