Farrell farrell i feel like because im canadian theres a lot of like racism, you know . I cant talk about that. Right . We both understand racism. Are you ready to go . Guess so. Other will walking dont say other will, thats not my name. Dicky from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live, with special guest host, will arnett tonight, maya rudolph, from gotham, ben mckenzie, host of the gong show Tommy Maitland and music from incubus. And now, pow, heres will arnett [ cheers and applause ] will wow. Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. Thank you. Hello and welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. [ cheers and applause ] as you may have noticed, im not him. So like six people are talking to me, who is that . My name is will arnett and i am your guest host here for the night. [ cheers and applause ] ill be filling in while your regular host is away. Think of me as your depressed middleaged substitute teacher who you definitely saw cry in his car before coming in. [ laughter ] you may know me from my netflix show flint. [ cheers and applause ] for those who dont, its the thumbnail that you scroll past to get to narcos. You may have also seen me in a little show called arrested development. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats funny. People ask me all the time. They always come up to me and they say, is arrested development coming back . Im like, bateman, youre on the show too. [ laughter ] theyre going to call you, you know what i mean . [ laughter ] honestly. I should make a documentary about how dumb bateman is. [ laughter ] i say that in jest. Im here because jimmy is out on paternity leave. Yeah. You may some of you may have seen jimmys monologue last night about his newborn son billy. [ cheers and applause ] very powerful. Full of emotion. A very, very beautiful tribute. And i just want to offer my best wishes to jimmy, molly, jane, and billy. Were thinking of you guys, sending lots of love. [ cheers and applause ] in addition to that, if youd like to donate to the Childrens Hospital l. A. , which took such great care of billy, go to the address on your screen. You can make a donation. All right . [ cheers and applause ] id make a donation, but i just blew 40 grand on tickets to the ja rule festival. [ laughter ] turns out ja does not rule. [ laughter ] so jimmys taking the week off to spend time with his family and his new baby. He asked me to come here and take care of his other baby, little guillermo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo thank you. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. Youre doing good. Will thank you, buddy. Guillermo keep it up. Will how are you feeling, you good . Guillermo im great, yes. Will okay. Guillermo i think youre going to kill it tonight. Will oh, thank you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i feel like baby guillermos bubba is still the don julio. Guillermo thats right. Will yes. I got to say im not surprised jimmy asked me to do this. When you want someone to fill in for you but you dont want them to be too good. [ laughter ] im your guy. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] hes not going to hire someone who could potentially replace him. You know, its funny. Jimmy had a son and i dropped everything to come host this show. When i had my sons, all jimmy did was send me an edible arrangement. [ laughter ] yeah. Which whatever, its not a competition. But if it were a competition, which it is. Clearly agree im the better friend, right . [ cheers and applause ] wasnt even a very good arrangement. It was like 40 cantaloupe. And the other one, the green one. The honeydew. More like honey dont. [ laughter ] ive had a lot of fun here today. Its been interesting to get a peek behind the curtain of a show like this. They let me in on a few of their most intimate secrets. For instance, Jimmy Kimmel Live, not live at all. [ laughter ] no. In fact, jimmy had me tape this three babies ago. But i got to say i got to say, i am up to this, im excited. You know, were lucky to even have a show tonight. Because there was a chance that the writers were going to go on strike. Yeah. But fortunately a deal was made last night and they were able to go to work today. So thats good, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] were happy about that. Yeah. Yeah, the negotiations between the Writers Guild and the alliance of Motion Picture television producers, they were very tense. If a deal wasnt reached, the writers were prepared to march outside, all the major studios here, and they would have faced their greatest enemy. The sun. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i got to say i feel like i could have brokered a deal between them and the sun. The sun and i are very good friends. If youre at home watching this, this is real, so dont adjust your set. [ laughter ] never once spray tanned, never once. Anyway. Its great we were able to avoid a strike. If the strike had happened id be stuck coming in and coming up with my own words. Which would have been you know. [ laughter ] ungood. Ungooder. [ laughter ] hey, i saw a pretty funny story online that i wanted to show you guys. Something very strange happened in waynesboro, virginia. 2yearold tiger lily, shes one of the cats who fell into an odd incident on maple avenue. Someones been shaving cats underbellies. Tiger lilys owner says its happened to this rescue kitty twice this year and shes not alone. Neighbors posts signs after police got seven similar reports. It hurts. Because i dont know she cant tell me if i know it probably hurt her. Not like physically but mentally, that has to be hard on her knowing she cant tell me about it. Will wow. [ laughter ] that is you know, when i was younger i used to get paid to shave peoples p forget it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, no. I figure if the president can say it, so can i, right . I mean, come on. [ cheers and applause ] the president. Speaking of the president , President Trump had a really big day. Spoke on the phone with Vladimir Putin today. They talked about syria. And they talked about the airbnb they were going to share in Marthas Vineyard together. Which is nice, thats lovely. [ laughter ] a pretty long call, although most of that was going, no, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, nyet, you hang up. We think theyre in love. [ laughter ] guillermo yeah. Will trump and putin, we think they might be in love, guillermo. Guillermo i think they are. [ laughter ] will President Trump also did an interview on fox news yesterday. That was just especially trumpy. Lets take a look. The one mistake i made with the health care, we have one plan thats been going through. Its been Getting Better and better and better. And somebody was saying, oh, the people that voted for trump arent getting good theyre going to get the greatest. These are the greatest people. Theyre going to have a great plan or im not signing it. Ive said from day one the best thing i can do is let obamacare die and then come in with a plan. But its not fair to the people. So you know, its going to be very good. I dont want to set deadlines. I think its going to be approved it could be soon but it could be not so soon. Its going to happen. [ laughter ] will what . What . [ laughter ] what is that is oh, man. Finally, a president who definitely maybe commits to something or not. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i mean, thats like worldclass meandering. Buried in this clip theres something really historic. Im serious. Can we put a look at this. That right there. Thats the closest were going to get to knowing what trump looks like when hes tweeting on the toilet at 6 00 a. M. [ laughter ] doesnt that look like hes sitting on the john . Man. And i just and i just wish that sad. [ laughter ] dont imagine him in a robe, its awful, youll never recover. By the way, i have a theory. All this stuff with trump, the angry tweets and the yelling, theres a reason for all this. Hes not getting laid. Its true. Its true. Think about it. His wife lives in another state. Locked away in a tower like trumpunzel. Hes lonely. Theres only one solution. The military needs to dispatch the access hollywood bus immediately for all of our sakes. There. There you go. I just saved us. I just saved america, youre welcome. [ cheers and applause ] its a pretty great one. Theres a great one, this made me laugh. A story from abc affiliate in new orleans about what may be the best worst tattoo ive ever seen, you decide. Real, real, real big fan of law and order, svu specifically, i never go a day without watching it. When Bernard Johnson takes off his shirt his tattoo reads executive producer dick wolf. I was at my tattoo artist, talking about my next tattoo, talking about law and order svu. One thing led to another and got this tattoo. Will wow. Law and order svu, whats wrong with you . But imagine. Imagine if it didnt say executive producer. Otherwise it would be more like a description. [ laughter ] like your butt is a wolf that eats dick or something. Its a dick wolf already. [ laughter ] that there, thats a dick wolf. Congrats, man. What a setup for that. How am i doing so far . Am i doing all right . [ cheers and applause ] all right, well, thank you. Weve got a good show for you tonight. From gotham, ben mckenzie is here. We have music from incubus. And well be right back with maya rudolph. Now look what you made me do you and me baby it takes two bringing new moves to the Old School Time for the whole world to enjoy the view we can go left they can go right save me a dance for the end of the night when im with you its a party dont care where were going 1, 2, 3 get loose no it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make it out of sight. A 10speed directshift 5. 0transmission. Ine. 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How far would you go for coffee thats a cup above . I brought you nespresso. Nespresso. What else . Will welcome back to jimmy kimmel, will arnett live. Jimmy is gone for the week. Im your new daddy now. Love me. I command you to love me. Im very happy to be here tonight and i just want to say, im here as a friend. Im not here to promote some silly project, like the upcoming reboot of the gong show. Yeah. No. Over on abc. You know, that i happen to be executive producing. That would be shameless. Or shameful. Either way, watch the gong show on abc. By the way, i believe the host of the gong show is here tonight there he is, tommy mate lin, everybody. Tommy matlin. [ cheers and applause ] come on over here, tommy. No, no. Will wow, great to see you. Come here. Will come sit just for a second. Come on i just got off a plane. Havent had a chance town pack yet, just got off a plane. Will how do you like being in the states . I love america, youre fantastic, you are. [ cheers and applause ] youre like a giant love popsicle and i want to eat you all the way to the stick. Will okay. [ laughter ] no, but its true. Will yeah, i know. That someone like you can make it so big here. Will well. But seriously. Doesnt he look like a cross between George Hamilton and a chris whitestrip . [ laughter ] will thank you. I guess. I mean, i do find him sexy, do you find him sectiony . Sexy . [ cheers and applause ] hes like in england we dont find him sexy at all in england. No, no. Do you know what your nickname is in england . Will no, what . Its the hand sanitizer. Will mr. Hand sanitizer . Three pumps and a squirt. [ drumroll ] will thank you. Its true, come on. You pump it three times will they got it. Sometimes it goes off on the first try will you dont need to explain it. You dont want to get it in your eyes. Will no. Okay. Yeah. Thats funny. Oh, yes. All that money you have. Will yeah. And you play a piece of plastic, dont you . Lego batman. Will well, yes, lego batman, i do, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its a fun its a fun toy people love and stuff. Yeah, you make millions and millions of dollars off of it. Will sure. You know. Did you start with Lego Shakespeare . [ laughter ] lego long days jenny into night . Will okay, well, no. Its for kids, i understand. Will its not supposed to be a very serious thing. Its a kids thing. And also all ages can enjoy it. Its a comedy. [ cheers and applause ] im very excited to be doing your show. Thank you so much for giving an old man like myself a break and a chance. Will were lucky to have you. Tommy matlin, everybody [ cheers and applause ] im going to go. Just going to run to the toilet now. See you later. [ cheers and applause ] will tommy matlin. Watch the gong show premiering june 22nd on abc. Well be right back with maya rudolph [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by dq. 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Jack vo ouch, thats gotta hurt. Jack vo introducing my new munchie mashups. Only at jack in the box. The Energy Conscious whopeople among usle . Say small actions can add up to something. Humongous. A little thing here. A little thing there. Starts to feel like a badge maybe millions can wear. Who are all these caretakers, advocates too . Turns out, its californians its me and its you. Dont stop now, its easy to add to the routine. Join Energy Upgrade california and do your thing. Will welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Tonight, from the show gotham, ben mckenzie is here. Then this is their new album, eight, incubus is here. [ cheers and applause ] theyre from calabasas, home of the kardashians. Every time i almost vomit when i say that. [ laughter ] im here tonight, tomorrow Anthony Anderson is guest hosting, then kristen bell on thursday, and david spade on friday. [ cheers and applause ] thats great. Yeah. Im so honored that jimmy has enough confidence to let me host his show for exactly one night and nothing more. [ laughter ] just the one night. Hey, speaking of jimmy, he wrote me a good luck letter for tonight. Lets see what is says. Shall we . Lets open it up here. Lets take a wow. Tell you what, some nice card stock. Wow. Thats nice. Someones doing really well, huh . [ laughter ] i use postit notes like the rest of america. Im just a lunch pail kind of guy, you know . Keeping it real 24 7. Dear will, he starts thanks so much for hosting the show. Stay loose, have fun, and increase viewership within the target demographics by at least 2. 4 . Wow. Thats weirdly specific. Its lovely, though. [ cheers and applause ] thats lovely. What a lovely thing to say. My first guest tonight is the funniest maya since angelou. [ laughter ] this summer she lends her voice to the emoji movie, which makes me lol smiley face. Congratulations, everyone what an exciting day for all of you its really her your first day on the job. Nice dont be nervous, i wont bite. Hi, im flattered dont touch me. Will the ejoenlgmy movie opens july 28th. Please say hello to maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] love that clip. I know you pretty well. Were you the poop or the happy face . A lot of people ask me that question. Im the smiler. Will are you a smiler . Yeah. But that is poop. I didnt know until i recorded the movie. That is in fact poop. Will wow. Because i didnt know. They really made a poop emoji . I thought it was chocolate. Will thats going to do it. I thought it was a crappy part. [ laughter ] its a lot of that, right . Its a lot of that. We know each other. Were not just onenight guest host and guest, were legit friends. We are legit freps. Jimmy were legit friends and professional and professional enemies. Will enemies. I forget how that happens. I dont remember. Will you were really mad at me or something. I was like really mad. Will speaking of professional, you were just in london. Yeah. Will for the last couple of months. Thats pretty professional. [ laughter ] will yeah. That is. I was there with my family. My husband was over there working and i was there just i took my whole family over there. Its pretty great over there. Will all the kids . I took all four of my kids, yeah. Will wow. We really like we lived there for a little while. We really like immersed in it. Will did you like it . I loved it. I absolutely loved it. I feel like i dont know, i feel like i kind of brought a little bit of english culture back with me a little bit. Will really . I feel like i did. I dont know. Its so nice there and quaint. Will yeah, like with your accent or something . I was going to say, youve done a little bit of a do i . Will a little bit of a do i . I feel like when we were there i kind of adopted speaking in n british accent. But i dont know if ive kept it. Will thats definitely an english yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i feel like ive kept it. Its getting heavier by the second. Really . Will thats a really aggressive english accent. It is a bit aggressive. But i cant hear it. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] will whats weird is it cuts across all the socioeconomic it just went straight to cockney. Will starts queens english, straight to cockney. I got to say, when youre there, it is fun to appropriate things with the culture. They call french fries cute things like chips. Cookies are biscuits. We did learn, this is valuable information. They call farts there trumps. [ cheers and applause ] will you know what . We do here too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] will maya, now i understand you have some exciting news. Youve been spending a lot of time working on and writing a . A new book. [ cheers and applause ] will which is exciting. Yeah. Which is exciting. Except, bummer alert. It came out the exact same day as ivanka trumps new book. I got to be honest, i feel like theyre really similar. Will yeah. I got id heard that. So i got a copy. People compare us a lot. Theyre like, youre both ladies. Will right. And, you know. I mean, thats just like really annoying. Ivankas book is very its called you have a copy. Women who work. Will women who work. About being a working mom, how hard it is, like super hard. You have to like take care of your kids and have a job. Will yeah. Like you cant do stuff like get massages when you want them. Will oh my god, can you imagine a world where you cant get massages. Are you kidding me . Will how does she do it on less than 800 million . Thank you. Will then your book my book is really similar. Its titled women who twerk. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] will good for you. Thank you. Will good for you. I spent a lot of years and research. Will yeah, kind of almost like a memoir, right . It is. Do you mind if i read an excerpt . Would you please . Will this seems good as any. It was august of 82. It was hot. I mean real hot. As i sauntered out of bed in nothing but a silky negligee and matching panties i opened the curtains to reveal milos, the grounds keeper. He was looking up, muscles bulging, sweet dripping from his beautiful chiseled jaw bone. Next thing i knew i felt his thick hands all over my pink nightie and the bulge of his okay throbbing. So similar. They are so similar. Will very, very similar. Im really bummed out about it because theyre super similar. Will very similar. And were both feminists so theres there. Theres that. Will its great for your kids. My kids love this kind of stuff. Will speaking of. What do you do with your kids in the summer . Like camp and stuff . Will yeah, its coming up. I havent done sleepaway camp and that kind of stuff, have you done fit. Went to but my kids with the kids . Did you go to sleepaway camp . Will i did a little bit, did you . I grew up in l. A. And went to camp in hay fort in the sierras, a ranch camp. Really . You went there . Wow. Oh my god. Thats amazing. Thats amazing. Will wow. She got married there, she said, i think. I dont know. I thought she said she got arrested there. [ laughter ] either way, either way. Will what do you do at ranch camp . Well, we rode horses. I adopted a pig. We learned how to milk i learned how to milk a cow which i think is really i find it to be very valuable information. Will you learned how to milk a cow . Yeah, i feel like its something that everyone should know. Will how do you mill ac cow . All right, so [ laughter ] okay. So like you pretend like youre holding a really thick sausage. Will all right, okay, we got it. No, no, really. You want to know this. You need to know this. All right, so then you took your index finger. Then slowly squeeze that. Then slowly squeeze your middle then your ring finger then pinky. Then you squeeze very slowly. Like as the liquid is coming out. You can squeeze a little faster. You can squeeze faster up in the to squeeze faster will be gentle, be gentle, be gentle. All right, all right. [ laughter ] will you know, thats pretty that would be very useful. It requires coordination. Will very, very useful. Every child should learn it in school. [ laughter ] will when i told my mom that i was hosting this show she asked who was going to be a guest, i told her you were going to come on. Aww. Will my mom who knows maya said, please have her sing, she has such a beautiful voice. [ cheers and applause ] so id hate to put you on the spot. But would you sing a song for my mom alex arnett . Would you do it . Only for your mom. Will yes. [ cheers and applause ] this thing on . You know i want to sing a little song for alex arnett. Its a beautiful song that i used to sing to my newborn daughter when she was born. And i want to share it with you guys tonight. [ cheers and applause ] blame it on the rain that was falling blame it on the stars that did shine at night whatever you do dont put the blame you come on will blame it on the rain yeah yeah you can do this. Come on blame it on the rain that was falling this is for family blame it on the stars that they shine at night beautiful. Whatever you do dont put the blame on you blame it on the reyna yeah alex would be so proud. The movie opens july 28th. Be right back oh, its actually. S your sfx short balloon squeal its ver. Sfx balloon squeals ok can we. Sfx balloon squeals im being so serious right now. I really want to know how your coffee is. Its. Sfx balloon squeals hahahaha, i had a 2nd balloon goodbye oof, that milk in your coffee was messing with you, wasnt it . Yeah. Happens to more people than you think. Try lactaid, its real milk, without that annoying lactose. Mmm. Good right . Yeah. Lactaid. Its the milk that doesnt mess with you. Weve always been dreamers. 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Only nicorette mini has a patented fast dissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. Every great why needs a great how. Every great why someday youll let me put my way ycomb up there air til then youre beautiful and i just stare 60 of women are wearing the w. Experience leaks. Introducing always my fit. Find the number thats right for your flow and panty size on the top of any always pack. The better the fit, the better it protects. Always. Will welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live. Im your stephost for the night, will arnett. Our next guest plays a precommissioned commissioner gordon on gotham, which airs monday nights on fox. Please welcome ben mckenzie. [ cheers and applause ] will wow. Wow. Yeah. Will listen. Ive been to ive been a latenight talk show host for about 14 minutes and thats what we call a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] now you and i, we share a connection. Yes. Will and im not talking about the bathroom at applebees. Im the voice of lego batman. You are. [ cheers and applause ] fantastic, lego batman. Will then you play jim gordon on gotham. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] i love the movie. The movie was fantastic. Will thank you. I went to the theaters to see it with my 3 1 2yearold stepson. It was fantastic. Will thank you very much. Hilarious. Will we had a lot of fun. One note. [ laughter ] will okay. Where the hell was gordon . Will oh, commissioner gordon . Yeah, that. Yeah, yeah. Will well, we had him retire in the second scene. Just because we needed to keep it tight. So yeah. Will we had a lot of stuff that we had to we had to get rid of the it got a little odd. The reason i bring it up, so the 3 1 2yearold. I need to be cool in his eyes. So ive been hyping the gordon you know, gordon, arguably batmans best friend. Will right. You could say, right . Will yeah. [ cheers and applause ] will one of. One of. Or the only. The only best. Will hes watching now. Hes watching right now. Will best friend. Best friend. Will yes. You could argue in gotham, of course, which he will not see for 10 years because its tar far too violent for him. Will yeah. Gordon trains batman. Will sure. Creates stop doing that. Will i dont know, creates look, could you [ bleep ]. Give me a break. Sorry. [ cheers and applause ] how about this. Ill make a pledge to you. Yeah. Will if we decide to do another one . Ill lobby to have jim unretire. Thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] will i know its important. I get it. Its very important. Will i get it. What was your first acting job . Thats a good segue. Will i know. It occurred to me. Youre doing the jim gordon stuff, i remember you on the oc before that. [ cheers and applause ] you played a cop on another show as well. Yes. Southland. Will im not stalking you. No, no, not at all. These people google me. Will yeah. It was actually a voiceover, my first gig. I had one line. In a diet dr pepper ad. Will what was the line . The line was, you demand ooter. Which doesnt make sense without context. Holland globetrotters instead of harlem globetrotters. You get the joke. Will i see. So theres a guy dressed in he has gooden shoes, hes a holland globetrotter, hilarious. Will sure, yeah. Hes walking down a tunnel. Why am i bagging on my first job . Theyre never going to hire me again. Will somewhere theres a dude with a bag of chips like, man, that guys a real jerk. [ laughter ] i wrote that copy will ive been destitute ever since i know. I booked this thing. Like my first thing ever. I knew the casting director randomly are and i got the gig. Then i was sent out for probably 10,000 voiceovers. And never got any. Will never another one. No. For 10 years. Until i did the voice of batman in batman year one. Will you did the voice of batman in batman year one. Right. Which everyone knows [ cheers and applause ] because it was direct to dvd. Will yeah. Which some of us do 3,000 screen big blockbuster movies will whos counting. Im counting but [ laughter ] no, its not a big its not a competition. Will its not a big deal. But now youre on gath thom. Very excited about that. Will yeah. And i directed the last episode. Will did you . I did. Will good for you, man. How was that . It was good. My fiancee is in the episode. Will yeah, was that hard . Did she take it easy on you . She was great with me, very gentle. [ laughter ] my advice on directing your fiancee is the same as my advice on marriage, which is, say as little as possible. Will thats good, thats wise, thats sage advice. Yeah. Will your fans are really ardent too. Theyre raise. They are. You must have experienced this. Will a little bit. Youve been at comiccon. Yes, yes. Will and is it i mean, its a weird thing, right . Yeah. Theres a little will you brought some pictures along. Yeah, just figured id bring some pictures along. Will yeah, this is you at comiccon. Thats me at comiccon. Will look at that, there you go. [ applause ] thats not you. Will thats not me. Heres you with another there we go, look at that guy. [ applause ] will i mean, i dont know what to say. Thats great. Is it weird . Saying nice cape to a grown man . A little. Did you have any experiences over there . Will i had some weird experience tos for sure. The first day, at comiccon last year, i look on the record this balcony and i saw these dudes dressed in medieval garb. Sword fighting. They were each north of 40 years old. There was an even older dude who was the umpire. The referee. Yes. Will and he was even more into it. And scoring them, i dont know what the scoring system was. But there wasnt even a crowd, they were just doing it for themselves. Right, for sure. For sure. [ laughter ] will that that to me is the crazy thing. Well, you know because of this batman connection, i thought that maybe we could have a bat voiceoff what do you think about that . I love that. [ cheers and applause ] will were each going to read a Fortune Cookie real quick. Were just going to is see we know how this works. Who does it better. You can go first. Im going to get real moody. Ill eat it. Will thats not going to be good. One second. Its a Fortune Cookie, its delicious, i dont know. Your mentality is alert. Practical. And analytical. [ cheers and applause ] will very good. Mine is, your work interest can capture the highest status of prestige. [ cheers and applause ] will thank you, thank you. Thanks, everybody. Gotham airs monday nights at 8 00 p. M. On fox. When we return, music from incubus dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Attention. We and by we, we mean us, the entertainmentloving people of america, have updated our terms and conditions. One. From now on, the word television will no longer be defined as that thing over there on the wall. We want all our things to be television things. Phones. Ipads. 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