[ cheers and applause ] we dont have the easter bunny here in hollywood but we have more than a very few very dirty chewbaccas and the kids love that, right . Are you ready for easter . My wife and i have been getting ready. Last night we dyed eggs with our daughter jane. Jane will be 3 in july so this is the first easter she knows whats going on and its fun. We got the box of egg coloring stuff from the drugstore, the white vinegar, we boiled the eggs, we put the little tablets and cups and covered the eggs with the weird dipper thing, let them dry, jane put stickers on the eggs. I tried to make one nice egg by dipping it in the color, half the other color, she took it and threw it in the purple. The whole process took an hour. When we were done, the eggs were colored, put them back in the carton. Janes and, okay, now what do we ask . I said, were going to put the eggs back in the refrigerator and wait for the easter bunny to come and hide them. And she said, why . [ laughter ] and i just looked a the her and said, i dont know. [ laughter ] is there a story were supposed to is there some kind of a plan . [ applause ] at least santa makes sense, he makes toys, if youre good he breaks into your house and leaves them for you. The easter bunny breaks into your house, takes your eggs out of your refrigerator, and scatters them around the yard what an Insane Person might do. At best its littering, okay . We need to come up with an explanation for this. By the way, speaking of insane. Quick poll of the audience, are there any other 49yearold men here whose mother still gets them an Easter Basket every year . [ laughter ] no . How about that. Well, this is mine. This is for real. My parents are not going to be here. Dont say aww. [ applause ] i take this under protest, i take it, my mother gave me on palm sunday, she gave me an Easter Basket because shes not going to be here on easter. Ive not opened it yet. Although ive got to say somebody rewrapped this thing, my mother would never do such a crappy job. This is ive not gone through this but i figure we go through it together here. No, dont say whoo. I got pop rocks. [ cheers and applause ] i got bazooka gum, okay. Oh, eggshaped chalk, oh, yeah. What else . Bubble blower . She thinks im 10 years old. Its crazy. What the hell is this . A tea bag thing . [ laughter ] herb scissors. [ laughter ] every year its a bunch of crazy may i say [ bleep ] . [ laughter ] peanut chews, i dont like those. Guillermo, did you get your son an Easter Basket yet for easter . Guillermo no, not yet. Jimmy i have one for you, here, take this, give this to him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ill give you the gum and stuff later. Hes going to love those herb scissors, he really is. I told her this is the last one. I actually made a big announcement. I said, when i turn 50 i will no longer accept an Easter Basket. This year we had a big argument. She gives to it me, oh, this is the last one. She goes, no, next years the last one. I tell you, ive had a lot of dumb arguments. This may have been the dumbest argument ive ever had with anyone. Im not by the way sure the how easter became about bunnies and candies and herb scissors, but it did. The real story of easter is jesus came down to earth, taught us to help the poor, love our enemies, so we killed him. [ laughter ] then he came back. Why he came back, i dont know, its not like we made him feel very welcome, but thats the story. I wonder if children even know that. We went to hollywood boulevard where kids were enjoying spring break and asked them what is the meaning of easter . Here it is. Can you tell me the story of easter . Um uh the first easter, whoo. You got toys. What kind of toys . Legos. Jesus rose from the dead. What happened with jesus on easter . He made a bunny. I think he led some people somewhere. Who were his main friends . His disciples. The bad guys killed him. The bermans i think it was. He got like pinned to a cross. He did this. Everybody was watching and then yeah, then sooner or later he died. What did he die of . I dont know. What do you think . Drugs. He was put into a cave. With a rock. He was in heaven, working on his project. Then he came down to see the bunny. What project was jesus working on . A computer . He made a promise that he will come back on easter. It took three days and two angels to move a boulder and jesus was alive. When jesus came back, he gave people easter eggs. He said, bunny, please, please dont hide the easter eggs. What did the people say when jesus came back . Um, they said jesus, please take care of us. Please dont kill us. What did jesus do when he came back to life . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is really accurate. Thats the news. Very creative dancer. Thank you, children. You know, this is something. In canada, canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, whos dreamy by the way, introduced [ cheers and applause ] are you canadians or just horny . Anyway, he introduced major legislation that would legalize marijuana for Recreational Use all throughout the country. All throughout canada. And boy, i tell you [ scattered applause ] jimmy they must really want seth rogen back is what i figure. This is one of his campaign promises, its expected to pass. The current punishment for being caught with pot in canada is cops saying, hey, maybe dont do that, eh . [ laughter ] thats it, really. Canadas about to become the stoner living in americas attic. Congratulations to you guys. [ cheers and applause ] i dont know if you read this today but maralago resort is under fire for unsanitary conditions. According to the miami herald, the Florida Department of business and professional regulation has inspected the kitchen at maralago, the resort owned by President Trump, and found 13 health code violations. Which how do you even violate a health code in florida . The whole state is a health code violation. The inspection happened days before trump welcomed the Prime Minister of japan. The violations included fish that had not undergone proper parasite destruction, some of the coolers were warm and there was meat in there, they kept finding long, weird, golden hairs in everything. [ laughter ] speaking of golden hairs, jeffrey lord, i dont know if you know who this is, hes kind of the resident donald trump defender on cnn, made an absolutely crazy statement this morning comparing donald trump to dr. Ml k. Martin luther king. Stay for the end here. Another commentator, simone sanders, delivered what might turn out to be the knockout punch of the year. I want to Say Something here that i know will probably drive simone crazy. Think of President Trump as the Martin Luther king of health care. Oh, jeffrey jeffrey. When i was a kid jeffrey. President kennedy did not want to introduce the civil rights bill because he said it wasnt popular, he didnt have the votes for it, et cetera. Dr. King kept putting people in the streets in harms way to put the pressure on so that okay the bill would be introduced jeffrey, you do understand that dr. King was marching for civil rights because people that look like me were being beaten. Dogs were being sicced on them. Basic human rights were being withheld from these people merely because of the color of their skin. So let not equate dr. Martin luther king jr. , humanitarian and Nobel Peace Prize winner, to the vaginagrabbing president , donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you dont come back from that. Vaginagrabbing this is the vaginagrabbing president , donald trump. If he ever gets a statue id like to see that engraved on the base. Nicely done, simone. One more thing before we forge ahead, it is thursday night which means its time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not, it is this week in unnecessary censorship. What did you think when you saw that video of a man being dragged off of one of your planes . Probably the word [ bleep ] comes to mind. Youre leaving us and were all bigger fans than we were. You are a [ bleep ]er. In the meantime, President Trump facing growing calls to [ bleep ] White House Press secretary sean spicer. Its great to talk to you, i want to let our viewers know whats coming up, chris, youve got a really big [ bleep ]. I wouldnt be here today without your friendship and support. [ bleep ] you all. According to this plaque, on november 4th, 1980, Ronald Reagan was taking a [ bleep ] right here when he found out he had become president of the united states. Its great to have him here. He just [ bleep ] the ass of a few of our young guys out there, that was fun. Nothing like a wet [ bleep ], some of the smelliest things on the planet. Love em but bathe em. What did i do to get Donnie Osmond to [ bleep ] me . Sit on the front row naked. A pair of former president s brought together by love of family and love of [ bleep ]s. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Were going to take a break. When we come back, we have something very special after the break. Our own guillermo traveled to the set of guardians of the galaxy volume 2. Not just to talk to the stars, to become one of the stars. When we return, our little friend makes his bigscreen debut with chris pratt, kurt russell and more. So stick around, well be right back hey ramirez un poquito mas rapido, no . [instrumental music playing throughout] [wheel squeaking] beautiful bike, just beautiful. Ha,ha,ha. [pumping of bike tire] [pumping of hospital ventilator] [rain falling] [wheel squeaking] Carlos Carlos dr. 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Feed your inner kid you might not ever just stand there, looking at it. You may never even sit in the back seat. Yeah, but maybe you should. laughter jimmy welcome back. Which are leets theron, tony goldwyn, music from romeo santos on the way. Were rapidly approaching summer movie season. One of the biggest movies this summer will undoubtedly be guard yans of the galaxy volume 2. The whole cast will be here monday. We also have a cast member here right now, that cast member is our own guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] hes been working on for a while. About a year a go our friends at marvel offered guillermo a part in the new guardians movie. Here he is on set with his fellow stars of film. Guillermo 30 years ago, i was in tv for the first time. He was always very hungry. He loves tuna fish. I was supposed to be the cook, the chef, for michael jackson. Read it in all my book the way i make his meal. It is a real treat. Now im going to be on this hollywood big movie. Guardians of the galaxy volume 2. Wow, a lot of actors, big actors, you know. Like the guy named chris. Wham bam thank you maam guillermo chris, hey buddy so good to see you. Youre here, youre going to be in the movie. Ive got to get some advice, i need some help. First question. Oh, yeah. How do you act . Thats the question . Yeah. How do you act . Yeah. Theres three looks. All right . Three . Three looks. Okay. The first one, happy. Happy. Thats good, thats good. The next one. Sad. And then the third one, scared. There you go, thats good. Thats all you need. What about sexy . Just use scared. [ laughter ] oh, look at that, sexy. Do that. Youre going to be there to help me . No, no, no. No . No, this will be our last interaction, ill be sure of that. Give me happy. I knew you were listening. Chris gave me good advice. Now im going to talk to an actor from one of my favorite movies ever. Guillermo. Oh my god how you doing, man . Are you in this movie . Yeah, im in this movie. Are you playing a person . Yeah. Playing a person. Oh, good for you. You dont mind if i ask you for some advice for acting . Go ahead. What happens in my scene, i get sleepy. Guillermo, wait. Just remember this one thing, okay . Whatever you do, dont [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] jimm im pretty sure he was tango. You show your nipples a lot . Yeah. Oh r. Wow. You have two too, right . I dont have two. Dude, youre going to show me your nipples. How are these . Satisfactory. Its time for me to get in my character. What kind of power am i going to have. And im going to be green. What kind of crazy creature theyre going to make me. A cop. Okay. So i just find out im going to play a cop. Thats so cool in movies. Oh my god. Its like, you have the right to remain silent you think you a tough guy . Give me your license and registration guillermo, have you been drinking . No, officer. Tell me the truth [ laughter ] little bit. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, youre up next, get your game face on. You like that . Yeah, i like that. Following you around with an umbrella . First time. Were going to have you standing with another guy by the name of matt. And hes going to be telling people to stand back and youve got to have his back. So i just like move like this . That kind of looks like youre swimming. But yeah, that works. I keep thinking what tango say. Dont [ bleep ] up. Oh. I have to do my best. Then the director action everybody, get back, get out of the way this is for your own safety get back now did you hear me . Stay back now cut that was great, man. Guillermo . Get back, get back now sir, put the camera down now now get back, get out of the way do you want me to kick their asses . Thats not necessarily but thank you. Stay back i think we did good, huh . Yeah, i think so. Lets hear it. Good job, good job. Thank you. You know what . I think i did a good job. Thank you, everybody. I cannot wait to see myself on the big screen in the movies, you know. Tell everybody, hey, guillermos in that movie. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come over here, guillermo. I want to be with you on the scene. [ cheers and applause ] marvel sent us an exclusive look at your clip. Youve not seen this, right . Guillermo no, i havent seen it. Jimmy here it is, the World Premiere of guillermo whats your last name . Guillermo rodriguez. Jimmy rodriguez, cop number 2 in guardians of the galaxy volume 2. Everybody, i need you to stay back what is that . Jimmy what did you think . [ laughter ] guillermo i didnt see myself. Jimmy lets put it up on the wall. Put it up on the wall so you can actually see it a little better. So now watch really closely here. All right . Stand back jimmy and oh, right there there you are. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy zoom in on that. Wow. Congratulations. All right. Ill see you at the oscars. All right, tonight on the show, from scandal, tony goldwyn. 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Tonight he plays fitz on scandal which had its 100th episode earlier tonight here on abc, tony goldwyn is with us. The other tv president. [ cheers and applause ] then this is his album, Heroe Favorito. Romeo santos from the mercedesbenz outdoor stage. They say hes the king of bachata but ill let you decide that for yourself. We have quite a line up for you next week with julia louisdreyfus, earvin magic johnson, gabourey sidibe, kevin nealon, rob delaney. Well have music from bleachers, dua leepa, yo gotti, and a band called dream car, which is made up of members of afi and no doubt. And as i mentioned before, the cast of guardians of the galaxy volume 2 chris pratt, zoe saldana, kurt russell, dave bautista, Michael Rooker and the films breakout new star guillermo will be here too. Sorry about that again, guillermo. Guillermo its okay, no problem. Jimmy show, its a tough business, i think it is, i think youve learned that. Guillermo i know, its hard. Jimmy after roaring through postapocalyptic wastelands in mad max fury road, our first guest burns rubber again in a franchise of another kind, she plays the criminal mastermind cipher in the fate of the furious. It opens in theaters tomorrow. Please welcome Charlize Theron. [ cheers and applause ] hi. Jimmy thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. Jimmy you ar real trouper for coming today because i know you went to the dentist. What did you have done at the dentist today . I actually had a surgery yesterday. And i had a tooth removed. And i saw myself last night and i had i looked like yeah, was not appropriate. So i realized i had to go and get another tooth today. Jimmy youre toothless . I got a tooth in. Im wearing all my tooth teeth for you tonight. Jimmy its nice of you to wear all your teeth. I figured i should do that. Jimmy are you injected with various painkillers . Im not so numb anymore but i feel like i had you know. Jimmy the pain is coming back . A little throbby. Yeah. Jimmy i have that. I tend to have that effect on women. Its not you, its not you. Jimmy its not. Its not you. Jimmy by the way, speaking of an effect on people. Yeah. Jimmy guillermo told me a story. And its a pretty crazy story. So i know to you its not probably that crazy because youre you. But guillermos son plays soccer knowledge yes. Jimmy your son plays soccer. Yes. Jimmy you guys met at a we ran into each other. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo claims that you spotted him. Yeah. Jimmy ran to him. I did. Jimmy hugged him. Yeah. Jimmy and kissed him. I did. And he [ laughter ] there you are. Guillermo hi, how are you . You could not have been any more cooler. And i was a little i felt a little bit like i was having that fan thing. Guillermo and he was like hanging out with all the dads and he was being really cool. Jimmy oh, really. He was doing the real like, im hanging with the dads. Like, no moms allowed. And i spotted him because my baby does like the baby class in the back. I spotted him from afar and i was just like running, like slow motion, across the park to get to him. And he was really he was like, hey, whats up . [ laughter ] jimmy guillermo, what are you doing . Guillermo no, i was surprised, i was so excited when she gave me a hug and kiss and all the fathers were like [ laughter ] one of them went like this, whos that . And i did, one of my girls. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes something else. Yeah, he was like james bond. Really cool. Jimmy do you celebrate easter in south africa . Is that a big thing over there . I dont know if its a big thing, i dont want to speak for other south africans, but we didnt. Jimmy do you do it with your kids . Yeah, its weird because it wasnt a big holiday for me so i didnt really do it with my kids. For some reason my oldest picked up on what easter well, i dont know if he knows what it is because jimmy well, yeah. We all now know they dont know what it is. Became obsessed with wanting to have easter parties. So last year he really begged and i threw him an easter party. I called a bunny and everything. Jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy where do you get a bunny . Online. [ laughter ] jimmy really . Yeah. You can get anything online, did you know that . Jimmy like a craigslist kind of thing . Something like that. Jimmy how was the bunny you got . Not so good. [ laughter ] jimmy no, really . You got a bad bunny . I got a bad bunny. Jimmy what makes a bad bunny . In my book first of all, the bunny outfit was dirty. Like really dirty. Jimmy a real bunny is dirty. [ laughter ] if youre going for realism. I wasnt going for the National Geographic bunny, no. Jimmy you wanted a nice i wanted the nice, fluffy, white bunny. And i got a very i dont know, it was not just dirt. It was like that is food . Or is that vomit . You know what i mean . And the kids were so excited to see the bunny, and theyre hugging on top of the it wasnt good. And they have like video of like trying to encourage the bunny to take the kids on the egg hunt. Jimmy yeah . Its the worst video ever because really im just screaming at the bunny. Can you take the kids its time to go find the easter eggs just lounging in my furniture. Jimmy the bunny was relaxing, really . Yeah. And im like this psycho mom going, get up jimmy well, thats crazy. I would think you would have your bunny vetted. I have a vetted bunny coming on. No, wait i didnt go back to that. It was like weird mute cartoon gestures. Something wasnt right. Jimmy have you ever had marshmallow peeps . Yes. Jimmy you know what im talking about . Were obsessed with them in our house. Jimmy you are . Yes. Jimmy good, there are now some mystery flavors of peeps. When we come back we will taste and try to identify those mystery flavors. 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So your scalp is basically connected to this really, really heavy wig . You cant say to the director, hey, you know what, forget that, lets just do it the easy way . No, well no, i like the hair. It was just i had to do that horrible thing where i would like bridesmaids have to carry like the train of the person jimmy the bride . Yeah, the bride, that person that gets married. I kind of did that with the hair. I would throw it back and hope three people would catch it and kind of just carry it for me. Jimmy i see. Yeah. Jimmy it helps to have friends on the set. Exactly. Jimmy by the way. This is them, huh . Jimmy these are the peeps. They released three mystery flavors. Is this for real . Jimmy yeah, this is for real. This is not you making some mystery flavor . Jimmy well, you never know. But no, its not me. No. Unless our staff is playing a prank on the both of us, no. So i guess what we have to do is maybe you should do it on the side that your teeth arent sometimes the color will give it away, right . Jimmy im going to smell. Smells the same as a regular peep. Smells like nothing. Jimmy taste. This one tastes like sherbet. Jimmy sherbet . It is blueberry . Blueberry . Yeah, maybe a little blueberry. Jimmy thats blueberry. Why wouldnt they make it blue . That would be the blueberry one. Jimmy lets try the blueberry one and see what this is. This one bubble gum . Jimmy this one is oh, yes. Maple . Jimmy maple syrup. Smell it. Maple syrup. Jimmy sorry. Thats okay. And finally, one more peep. Green and yellow. Jimmy this has got to be fascinating for people at home. There are three stoners who are really into this right now. [ laughter ] they all smell like bubble gum. What do you think that is . Lime . Jimmy uhhuh uh. Thats lime. Jimmy and it is grape fluffy. We got them all wrong. Yeah. That was terrible. Jimmy yeah. Well, we didnt do well. 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New kelloggs raisin bran crunch with crunchy clusters and the taste of apples and strawberries. excited i got one jokingly guess were having cereal for dinner. New kelloggs raisin bran crunch apple strawberry jimmy music from romeo santos is on the way. There was a time when our next guest was running the most unbelievable administration in white house history. He plays president fitzgerald grant on scandal, which celebrated its 100th episode tonight here on abc. Please welcome tony goldwyn [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tony, first of all, congratulations on 100 episodes. Thanks. Jimmy thats unbelievable, thats exciting. Were really excited about it. Jimmy i got you a special gift for your 100th episode. No, wait, i saw it which one is blueberry . Remind me. Jimmy blueberrys the one thats not blue. One was wine . Jimmy no, she said why am i doing this . How are you doing . Good to see you. Jimmy it was a fun episode i thought. Kind of a fantasy episode where you they showed us what would have happened. Right. Jimmy had your character not become president. If olivia pope had not said yes to rigging the leak in the first place and i did not become president. You havent seen it yet. Jimmy one thing that happened is huck had the craziest hair possible. Thats right. Jimmy those who havent seen it yet. Those who have will understand that very well. Its much discussion about hucks hair. Jimmy yeah, that was some hairdo he had. Thats right, thats right. Jimmy and you well, did you ever imagine this show would go 100 episodes . No, and you know whats so being in this business for a long time, you kind of learn that you never know if somethings going to work or not. Jimmy right, like guillermo in that movie. I dont know, though thought he was pretty cool. I mean, Charlize Theron didnt run up to me in the street, im just saying. But so you kind of do the project youre working on, and you just never you do your best job. We thought with scandal, all of us loved it from the beginning, we felt great chemistry. So our attitude was more like, god, we hope this works. Just so you can be together. Yeah the show seemed great, it just felt really good. You know, so we were just hoping that other people would think so too. Jimmy this show is particularly popular amongst nba players, i know. That apparently is true. A yeah. Jimmy i know because ive talked to a bunch of them ive had an embarrassing experience. Jimmy what was your embarrassing experience . Im such an idiot. I was at a restaurant waiting for people to arrive. I areally nice guy comes up to me, hey, tony, im a big fan, my wife loves you, we love your show, we never miss it, would you mind taking a picture . Of course, sure. We chat a bit, take a picture, they go into dinner. My friend i was with, you know who that was, dont you . No, who was that . It was chris paul who . Then of course i realized who i had just not recognized. Jimmy yeah. He went on it wasnt your show, maybe ellen or Something Like that. He was talking about being a scandal fan. He said, i met tony goldwyn but i dont think he knew who i was. [ laughter ] sorry, chris. Jimmy do you know any of them . Do you know any of the nba players . I dont hang, no. You know what i had an extraordinary night once. Right before scandal, actually, a month before the pilot. Just by luck i had the most amazing experience. I had just the last film i directed, hilary swank was the star of. Shes such a great actress. And she i went to her house for dinner one night and theres kobe bryant. At dinner. His wife. A little dinner party. And we all stayed really late and i brought my daughter ann, who at that time was 19, she was in college. She was an athlete in college. She worshipped kobe. Jimmy right. We got into this conversation at about 3 00 in the morning sitting around. And hillarys boyfriend had said, how do you keep Getting Better . How is it possible that you keep Getting Better . Kobe was like, i spend eight hours a day shooting free throws. The way he met hillary was cold called her and said, you are my favorite actress, every time i see you im blown away by what you do, i want to know how you do what you do because i want to look at my process through a different lens. She was like, whoa, kobe bryant called me, that means ive made it. Jimmy yeah, really. He went to her acting coach jimmy does kobe want to be an actress . [ laughter ] i dont know, maybe. But literally he went to her coach to learn about excellence. And it just really blew and i thought, this is a Good Parenting moment, you know . Bay are my daughter was just so inspired by these two people talking about why they are so good at what they do. Jimmy you can say to your daughter, look, this is a maniac. This is a person who plays basketball, who seeks out an acting coach to figure it out. Maybe he was trying to when hed taken a charge or Something Like that, maybe acting would come in handy in that situation . [ laughter ] thats true, actually. Dont use me as an example, use them as an example. Jimmy well, you work very hard. Youve been married, what, a big anniversary coming up. I do, tuesday is my 30th wedding anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy congratulations, wow. So 30 is a big one. In a way its not as big as 25. But its a big one. Jamie and i have one of the reasons weve been together so long is we dont pressure each other or ourselves about like, you got to do like valentines day, after a couple of years we were like, why stress about this . Lets just have our relationship. You know . Jimmy dont make it a test each time. Yeah. We kind of make a thing, get each other presents if we see something that, you know, seems like that person would really like, as opposed to obligatory fancy thing. So even this year she was like, lets not even well go on a trip. Because were both working, shes in new york, im out here. When we both have time. So but that said, if you have any ideas for a really amazing gift . Jimmy oh. Let me know, because nothing would be better than for me to get her something incredible and shed like, i thought we werent going to get it jimmy wow, thats the secret to a long relationship. I dont know. Jimmy screwing with each other, i guess. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you know, i will say, you can never go wrong with an edible arrangement. You really cant. [ laughter ] get the one with the fruit flies. Its like you got her fruit and pets. [ laughter ] if i take that jimmy these are all yours. There will be fruit flies in that by tuesday. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tony goldwyn, everybody. Scandal airs thursday nights at 9 00 here on abc. Well be right back with romeo santos dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank Charlize Theron, tony goldwyn, apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. 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Got it . [ cheers and applause ] yo Quisiera Ser El hulk y te protejo superman para exhibirte el universo si fuese batman no habrian noches de temor la baticueva nuestro nidito de amor Si Yo Fuera El hombre arana por tus besos pies de altura escalo sin esfuerzo a tu balcon y si alguien te pregunta super Heroe Favorito pues dile que soy yo pues dile que soy yo [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. Tonight, the kremlin connection. Brian ross investigates russianfueled propaganda. Syriahoax, trying to shift blame for the deadly gas attack. This is a new iteration of an old type of warfare. Were on the front lines of the new cyber cold war. Inside british electronic spy headquarters where they first detected the election leaks. Countering russias attempts to weaponize fake news. Plus pandamonium. A groundbreaking journey into the far east wilderness. The wildlife, topography is amazing. 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