Right to your door just like you do with food now with the delivery app called shipt. Theyre rolling out in tampa first, they are. Then they hope to reach 50 cities by the end of the year. If theyre successful, if we were able to get everything from costco delivered directly, theres no reason to ever leave the house again. [ laughter ] the big question is, how much do i tip someone for carrying 34 pounds of ribs and two gallons of the Barbecue Sauce up my driveway . This is a step in the right direction, but my dream, what i would like to do is cut out the middle man completely and just move into a costco so i dont have to get anything delivered at all. I love going to costco. Its one of my hobbies. I went to costco on sunday just because i hadnt been there in a while. I didnt need anything. They get worried if i dont check in. I like to see whats new, maybe buy 100 rolls of paper towels, sometimes ill watch finding dory in its entirety on one of the bigscreen tvs. Maybe its because i havent been in a couple of months, i noticed some things sunday that upset me and i want to mention them. These are not rules exactly but they should be. Im an executive member and i have some tips for fellow shoppers. Shopping at costco, its like driving on the freeway, its not a place to drift, its not a place to weave. You have to stay focused. Especially on the weekend when its packed. If you meander, if you go side to side looking at the cereal and the nuts, youre going to kill someone, okay . [ laughter ] when youre in the aisle at costco, shop with purpose. Grab hold of that cart with two hands, work it like the throttle on a dirt bike. Rev it up and always stay with your cart. Dont leave your cart in the middle of an aisle and go off on a space walk. Think of your cart as a ship. The cart is a ship. And youre the captain. The cart needs to go where the captain goes. You dont abandon ship. If i get stuck behind a cart somebody ditched like in the jampacked produce section while they went off to look at the fast and furious bluray collection . I dont just stand there waiting for them to come back, i do something about it. What i do is ill take something out of their cart. [ laughter ] i remove one item from the cart so they go crazy looking for it when they get home. Where the hell are the vidalia onions . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] theyre at my house, thats where. Heres one. This is a tip for the employees in the checkout line at costco. Yes, i do need a box. Okay . We all do. Always. For the same reason we need bags at the supermarket, multiplied by ten. You dont have to ask. Thats like saying, asking if i want soda with a cup. I want it, yes. Fy have more than two things, i need a box. And i always have more than two things at costco. This is a controversial subject. Samples. This is what they call a wedge issue. Everybody loves the samples at costco which is great, fine. Its tuesday at 10 00 a. M. , the stores empty, you want to try a jalapeno popper, hang out with the lady with the toaster oven on her table all afternoon if you want, make a day out of it, i dont care, go nuts. But if the stores crowded, i need to get past you and i dont want to pait for your four cheese ravioli to be ready to do it. Costco is not a food court, its a store. You may have time to stand around, i need to get through. Some of these monsters, and maybe some of you in this room do this, will actually form a circle around the sample table. Ive seen whole families gather ad round. Children, uncles, grandparents, pets theyll bring in. Thats not acceptable. Its not a wedding. If the food isnt ready, circle back around if you have to, but do not form a line. Its not the hometown buffet, its costco. [ cheers and applause ] if you like the chicken bake, buy some of it. Eat all you want of it at home. And stop acting like you never tasted a churro before. The best is when you have to silt there while theyre pretending theyre going to buy some. What aisle are these on . Dont patronize the sample people, they see it every day. One other thing. Yes, they do have clothes at costco if youve not been there. But if you wear them, know this, no one will have sex with you, okay . [ laughter ] that huge table piled up with like a thousand sweat jackets . Its a form of berth contrirth okay . No man in a purple kirkland polo shirt has ever felt the touch of a woman. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] buy your clothes somewhere else. Go to marshalls. They have dressing rooms. So there you go. Thats all you need to know. Happy shopping. Am i right on this, guillermo . Guillermo youre right. Jimmy thank you, guillermo, im always right. If i was President Trump this is what i would be focused on. Theres so much crazy stuff going on right now. This trump and russia thing, this isnt going away any time soon. There was a big story by the associated press. Trumps former Campaign ChairmanPaul Manafort who ran the Trump Campaign for six months in 2006 had a 10 million a Year Contract with a russian billionaire. And his job was to promote the interests of vladimir putin. He says while he did consult his russian client on personal and business matters, his work did not involve representing political interests. Remember that captain america movie where everyone in the government was a hydra agent and it seemed like, oh that would never its a documentary now, okay . [ laughter ] imagine, thinking about this last night, can you imagine what donald trump would be tweeting if president obama or Hillary ClintonsCampaign Manager had a 10 million a Year Contract to promote the russian government . He wouldnt know what to do. The words wouldnt even come out of his twitter. Hed be so excited. Hed probably have to start using emojis. Hed tweet like, bear, bear, hand cuffs, white house, prison bars, russian flag, middle finger, devil face, ba busch ka, hed go completely off the rails. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] even if you love donald trump, you know thats true. [ laughter ] you know it. You know he would be tweeting until his tiny little thumbs broke off. So white house stress Secretary Sean Spicer got questions about this today. He told the reporters that Paul Manafort played a very limited role in the Trump Campaign. Actually claimed that the Campaign Chairman had a very limited role. Other than being chairman. Of the campaign. His role was limited. Well, heres sporty spicer at the white house this afternoon. Did the president know that he had worked to advance putins interests previous to becoming the Campaign Chairman . Not the president was not aware of pauls clients from last decade, no. Is that a problem . Now that all this is coming out but what is coming out . What else dont we know . Where he went to school, what grades he got, who he played with in the sand box . Jimmy no. Just his primary source of income was millions of dollars from a russian billionaire. We could skip past the sand box, yes. Meanwhile, while all this is happening, the president is still bopping around giving speeches to enthusiastic crowds. Maybe even having a few drinks. This is tonights edition of drunk donald trump. [ tape playing slowly ] where is he . Where is he . They lost him backstage. Steve stivers, where is he . Steve, what the hell happened . I think he left. Everyones looking. The second time its been like this. Steve, are you there . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy steve, youre in trouble. I hope steve wasnt his ride home. Were going to take break. When we come back from the break we have a former nasa engineer, mark rober, hes got great ideas for april fools pranks. Mark rober has a knack for this kind of stuff. 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Still ahead, America Ferrera, music from the imagine dragons is coming. First, april fools day is coming up next weekend. Here to share impractical but potent pranks for your loved ones, a former nasa engineer who gave that all up to become a youtube superstar, mark rober, come on out, mark [ cheers and applause ] ill let you come over here, these are your things. You come up with these ideas on your own . For the most part, yeah. You spend a lot of time thinking about it . This is all i do in my free time. It seems you really wasted your degree, what is your degree in . Mechanical engineering. Jimmy your folks are probably real excited. Real proud. Jimmy you got your Mechanical Engineering degree, now here you are. The idea is april fools day pranks you can use with junk around your house. Jimmy there are pranks and some are very complicated, these are not. Start simple and get more complex. This one is easy to do around the office. You know the antibacterial hand soap. Jimmy ive heard of it. Put it on your hand, rub itting to, it evaporates. Replace it with extrastrength hold hair gel. Jimmy empty it out . And put it in, you cant really tell. Jimmy then what happens . Go ahead. Jimmy okay, yeah, i want to keep my hands clean. Yeah. And theyre like fused together. Jimmy yeah, its never coming off is really whats happening. [ laughter ] and the prank is that everyone in the family gets the flu . [ laughter ] hold on a second, ive got to get this stuff off. Sure. Jimmy excuse me for one [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, thats simple, thats good. Were going to up our game. A little more complex. Taking a water balloon fillerupper thins and orange jules jimmy where do you get those . Any store, theyre pretty common. Pour it into here. Take a balloon, load it here. Put on it the nozzle. Then this is pressurized. Weve cut a window so you can see whats going on here. When i push this, whats happening is its taking orange juice from here, filling up that balloon. Jimmy youre putting it in a bladder. Thats right. A bladder. As it were. Jimmy all right. Once its like sufficiently filled, then youre going to go ahead and take it off this nozzle and fold it over sort of the nozzle on the container. Okay. Put the cap on real quick. Then when your mom and dad come downstairs to get like orange juice in the morning, right . Jimmy uhhuh. This happens. Oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thats good. Theyll think its hilarious. Jimmy oh, yeah. Theyll think its really funny. Jimmy my dad would absolutely beat the crap out of me if i had done that. [ laughter ] does it work with mill took . Or just orange juice . Beverage of choice. Jimmy when did. You live alone, could you do this to yourself . You could but thats pretty sad. Jimmy were starting a little more complicated, still pretty simple. Yeah, this is maybe our most dangerous. Going to take some kind of container like this. What you do is you like peel off the label. Jimmy okay. Then cut a slit in it then take a phone of your favorite loved one and just kind of stick it in there. Like so. And then jimmy replace the label. Replace the label. Its a modernday ship in the bottle kind of thing. Now what you can do is set on it the counter and call them or maybe use this as their alarm clock. Basically get their reaction. Jimmy you did this . As a man of science i wanted to test this, yeah. I tested it on some people. Jimmy first test is somebody sleeping and the thing goes off. Hes throwing his own phone. Whos this . This is my aunt pam. What the hell is this . How my going to get how did my phone get in here . [ bleep ]. Jimmy aunt pam. [ applause ] let me ask you this, what if you dont have an aunt pam . Can you still do it . You still could. But the reaction will be best if you have my aunt pam. Jimmy your aunt pam. Thats the tip of the iceberg. Jimmy my aunt chippy would be good with that too but she doesnt know how to use a phone. I have one of these at my housery ive been wanting actually to do something with this. You have a great idea. Youve come up with an angle that i did not know existed. This is i feel like this is sort of a latenight television first. Here we told them about pranks but were about to do one realtime. This is the amazon echo. Allegedly they sold like 10 million, theyre all over the place. For those who dont know, its a voicecontrolled personal assistant. Jimmy yes. It works really well but the thing is, it works for anyone in the family for their voices, including my voice, including if im going through the tv. So what im about to do is were going to pick a really annoying song. And were going to have her play it. And so then this will play in millions of homes. Jimmy do it quick so they dont have time to hit the remote. Thats right. So like basically, were going to before we do that, the catch is were going to turn it up to max volume. For two reasons. One, if theres someone at home whos like fallen asleep watching the news before your show, theyre about to get woken up and be really confused. The second reason we turn it to max volume when is its playing really loud and shes cranking out the music, she cant hear you to tell you to stop. Normally you can tell her to stop from across the room but she wont be able to. Jimmy show me. Alexa, volume 10. Alexa, play who let the dogs out. Playing who let the dogs out. Who let the dogs out who who [ cheers and applause ] who let the dogs out who who alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa, stop. Alexa stop alexa, stop. Jimmy how do you get alexa to stop . I dont know. Shut up, alexa jimmy i have a prank i want to play, i thought of a good one. We cant get this i got it. Jimmy here we go. Alexa, order a pool noodle. The top search result for pool noodle is standard swim noodles, 35pack. Its 50, total including tax. Jimmy 35pack, yeah. Would you like to buy it . Jimmy yes, 10 of those. Your total for 10 units is 500 including tax. Would you like to buy it . Jimmy yes. Okay. Jimmy my hope is that somebody fell asleep and doesnt realize what just happened, and like on wednesday of next week they get [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy one more. This is one you cannot do at home. This is amazing. Thats right. For this last one, all youre going to need is a dartboard, six stepper motors, a vicon Motion Control system, a masters in Mechanical Engineering. You were making fun but look at this. Jimmy i stand corrected. Okay. So what youre going to do is give this dart to your buddy. Youre going to challenge him just to like hit the board. Jimmy just try to hit the board, okay, all right. Hey, hot shot. Double or nothing . Jimmy yeah, yeah, all right, ready . Laugh live. All right. 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Then from las vegas, this is their new single its called believer imagine dragons from the mercedesbenz stage. [ cheers and applause ] theyve got lasers and everything tonight. Dan reynolds, the lead singer of the band and his wife are expecting twins any minute now. So if dan bolts offstage midsong, that is why. Somebody just told me my alexa, i just said it again in my office upstairs, is on. And i just accidentally ordered myself [ cheers and applause ] jimmy 500 worth of pool noodles. Alexa, cancel order for pool noodles. I hope that worked. Anyway. Tomorrow night, Shaquille Oneal will be here, the creator of the show legion and Fargo Noah Hawley will join us, and well have music from mondo cozmo. So please be with us again. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a man of many voices and faces with a new movie in which he has one voice and no face at all. He plays robot sidekick alpha 5 in sabans Power Rangers it opens in theaters friday. Please say hello to bill hader. [ cheers and applause ] wow [ cheers and applause ] what a nice audience. Jimmy sorry, i think i may have gotten some of guillermos hair gel on you. You, did that was weird. Jimmy how are you doing . Good. Jimmy we had a very exciting experience together. Yeah. Jimmy we did a tribute to bill murray. Yep. Jimmy at the kennedy center. Thats true. Jimmy which for me was very, very, very exciting. And for you was a mixed ive been hearing reports. Ive been hearing your accounting of the story. Yeah, what happened after we left. Jimmy what happened afterwards from mutual friends. So we were at the Mark Twain Awards honoring bill murray, jimmy was hosting, i was in it, it was a huge honor. Next day my wife and i were going to fly home commercial. Like most people. But jimmy said, hey i have a private plane. Jimmy well, i dont [ laughter ] baby shoes . Whats your advantages . Jimmy baby shoes, thats it. Baby shoes. Baby doll . Jimmy sunday night, i had to get back to work to do the show. Yes, yes. He had a private plane take us back. So jimmy i invited you and your wife. Wife maggie, you and molly, stephanie your makeup person jimmy i wear makeup on my private jet, yes. She was doing us all, that was fun. Jimmy by the way, that was your publicist, not my publicist. Okay. We sound like a bunch of jerks. My publicist and my makeup person. So we drive up there, get to the airport, its 1 00 in the morning. The first thing is we got there and the pilot is leaning against a wall like this with a cup of coffee. He goes, planes that way, planes that way. Im like [ laughter ] and it started to feel like the end of the movie la bamba. I was ritchie valens, you were the big bopper, these things never go down, ritchie, come on lets do it, it will be rfun, ritchie im like, all right. We get on the plane and we had this stewardess. I dont remember, the stewardess. She was like, exactly however many feet i will be serving you all a salad. We were like, all right, whoa. Oh, this is great. A salad at 3 00 in the morning . And so were on the plane. And were going. And everythings fine. Were having a good time. And then stephanie, makeup, she went up to the cockpit to talk to the pilot. And she said, im curious, how much fuel do you burn from washington, d. C. To l. A. . And he looked at his gauges and he went you need to go put on your seat belt. She comes back, her eyes are this big, the pilot just said we have to im going, what . Oh, oh, no then the plane went like this. It just went like that. The stewardess went, okay, that is not supposed to happen. Jimmy she did say that, yeah. So im getting really nervous. You werent nervous. Jimmy i wasnt nervous at all. I was like, really . Whats the problem here . Lets just roll the dice. Power through it. Jimmy wasnt nervous because jimmy was tired. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he was tired. Jimmy how dare you. He was really tired. Jimmy i dont know what youre insinuating. Jimmy was incredibly tired. And alexa jimmy alexa, order me a bottle of ambien. Sorry. Jimmy go ahead. So he was tired. And were jimmy can i tell you something about myself . I would rather crash in the plane than be late for work the next day. I have a different form of anxiety. I dont care about your job. [ laughter ] i dont care about your job on time . My wife and i are sitting over here going, who do we leave in the will to the whos going to take care of our kids jimmy very nervous, yeah. Im not thinking about your job. Jimmy if donald trump saw you hed grab you, just grab you. You know what im saying . I think you know what im saying. All right, go ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so we land. And were fine. And im like youre like that. Huh, what are you so mad about . Buffalo soldiers and im over there then put us in a van and they we land in louisville, kentucky. Nothing. And then so they put us in a van, 4 00 in the morning, whatever. We get to this hotel. The only holt open is a like its a haunted hotel. Jimmy as the planes landing, im on my phone, im on yelp finding us a hotel. I got a car to pick us up. I was on top of my game. [ cheers and applause ] you were doing that, you were doing that. You were on yelp, doing all that stuff. Giggling. And then we got to the hotel. We get in. And its like, yeah, yelp, i dont know but your yelp thing was like, dont go here, its a haunted hotel. Thats the hotel we went to. We werent in, jimmy did this grand gesture of like, hey, im going to get everybodys room. Jimmy i didnt say that. Yes, you did. Jimmy i just didnt let you get the credit card, i feel guilty already that id put you on a defective plane. Yes, and you said, i want to get your room. And i was like, you should get my room, [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] i was nervous. Jimmy yeah. Then we flew out the next morning. Remember the van ride out . The guy was just talking to us about, he makes his kids halloween costumes. Yeah, right. Im nervous going out this this plane. Jimmys drawing this guy out. Jimmy chatting with him. Wow, really, wow. So cape girl and what . Jimmy do you remember what he said . I asked the guy what his kids were going for halloween. It was halloween time. He said, superheroes. I said what superheroes . He said, just superheroes. I remember that because i was like praying. I was going on a plane. Superheroes, huh . Thats interesting. Jimmy and then we got on the plane. Then we got on and everything was fine, jimmy was like what are you worried about . But no, you were great. Jimmy in other words, youre welcome what is im trying to say. [ cheers and applause ] no good deed goes unpunished. All right, were going to take a break. Were going to focus on you when we come back. Bill hader has a movie called sabans Power Rangers. Well be back right after this. [ cheers and applause ] where the feeling, craftsmanship and luxury will last. But the offers. Will not. 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Who created it, i guess. Jimmy you play a robot, alpha 5 is the name of the robot. Do they say, we want you to sound a specific way . How does it work . Do you work it out with the director . Yeah. Initially you come in with a bunch of voices. Ive done so many voices ive run out of them. What if we just do mine . Theyre like, yeah, sure, you know. Jimmy did you try anything else . Yeah, i mean, you try yeah. You know, you go in like, hello, nice to meet you. [ laughter ] im alpha 5 nice to meet you. Then ill try Something Like this. Listen, youre a right geezer, yeah . Youre a power range, that right . They didnt like that. Jimmy they didnt like that . They didnt like that. Jimmy do they tell you . Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Saban. Dont like that. Jimmy oh, really . Yeah. Jimmy Bryan Cranston is in the movie as well. Yeah. Jimmy did you actually hes also like hes part hes zordon. Hes a face and a wall. And we had to have an alien language. We had to learn an alien language. Jimmy i noticed that. I did see that. Bryan speaking some weird cli klingonesque type of language. You have the script in front of you. [ speaking Foreign Language ] the director will be, bill, do it again, its huhangskk. Jimmy this is a completely madeup language. Why, are you worried somebody from this planet is going to be in the audience . [ speaking gibberish ] like, no, come on. [ cheers and applause ] i will say Elizabeth Banks in the movie, shes kind the bad guy, shes awesome in it. She learned it. And is fluent in it. Jimmy she still knows it now . She still knows it. [ speaking gibberish ] im like, get out of here. Youre perfect, youre perfect. Jimmy the movie came out really good, i thought. Yeah, yeah, fun. Jimmy sabans Power Rangers. Bill mader is the robot in it. Bill hader, everybody. Be right back with America Ferrera hey allergy muddlers are you one sneeze away from being voted out of the carpool . 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I rolled my ankle training for a triathlon. Jimmy those are dangerous, you shouldnt do those. [ laughter ] thats running, swimming and skateboarding, is that what it is . Whats the third . Biking. Jimmy biking, right, yeah. Is that fun for you . Yeah. Jimmy it is . I cant imagine that being fun in any way. It is. Its fun. You know, its obviously has its drawbacks sometimes. I was training this is my second triathlon. And i was doing a sprint triathlon, sort of a half one, in prasheparation for the full. I was a mile from the end on a run. I felt like i was doing well. Then this guy runs up next to me, hes like, youre doing good and im like, i am doing good im doing really good and so i was like, im going to catch up to this guy. And i just started speeding up. And i took two steps and the universe was just like brought me back down to earth real quick. And i just rolled my ankle. And it was jimmy did he help you, turn around, oh, youre not doing good. He did not. Jimmy did anyone . Did people stop and help in a triathlon . Nobody stopped. Jimmy no one helps . Nobody helped. They were probably like, uh, stay away from her. They were probably happy i didnt take them down with me. Jimmy wow. They avoided me. Then i ran the last mile and finished. Because im competitive like that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you super competitive . I am. I am pretty competitive. Not at things like i cant win, like im never going to win the triathlon so i dont really get competitive. I get competitive at things i can win, like taboo with 7yearolds. [ laughter ] i really like commit to taboo. Because i can win taboo. Jimmy even if youre playing with children and theres no bending the rules, you are straightforward, rules, et cetera . I feel like if youre going to play you should play by the rules. Jimmy i agree with you. Even if youre 7. Jimmy thats yes wont do candy land or whatever. Like no, if i win . Thats that. It doesnt matter if youre 2. [ laughter ] those myrrh feelings exactly. Jimmy the show superstore. Its set in a huge store. I was talking about costco earlier. Yeah. Jimmy its set in a store, is it an actual store that youre in . No, we built a store on two stages. Jimmy thats so crazy that you can build a store to yeah. Jimmy when you could actually be i guess you cant be in the store. Yeah, no. Jimmy because its a store. Because its a store, its hard. I directed the episode thats airing tomorrow night. Jimmy you did . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is something that youre interested in . Youre in it and directing it . Im in it and i directed it. It was my first episodic my First Episode of television i ever directed. Congratulations, thats fun. How does that go with your castmates . Do they respect you in a way that they would a director that maybe they dont know, somebody who comes in . They were pretty good at like faking it, yeah. [ laughter ] i believed that they were enjoying me and having a good time. Jimmy nobody goes yeah, yeah, okay, were just going to do it the way we do it every week. Yeah, but you always smile when the director tells you what to do, then you do what you want, right . Jimmy i see. [ laughter ] you dont get upset did you do that to yourself . Yeah, i totally rolled my eyes at myself all the time. Jimmy looking at yourself in the mirror and going, yeah, right, no way thats happening. Thats fun. That is something that youre wanting to do more of . Directing . Yeah, i really, really enjoyed it. Jimmy are you bossy in general, a bossy person . No, i would just say im a boss, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is the difference between being bossy and being a boss . Being a woman. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so men a man can be a boss, though, cant a man . Isnt jayz a boss . Thats what im saying, you get called a boss and i get called bossy, thats the difference. Now im saying, im the boss. Jimmy yeah, no, i dont necessarily no one really calls me a boss. [ laughter ] youre the boss. Jimmy sometimes i mention that im the boss and then everybody kind of laughs. [ laughter ] but it never really works out that well. Guillermo, do you think of me as your boss . Guillermo no, as a friend. Jimmy as a friend, see . [ applause ] thats good too. Jimmy isnt that sweet. Thats the kind of relationship we have. I guess that makes me a boss in a way. You are a boss. Jimmy thank you very much. Congratulations on the show. Thank you. Jimmy its very good to see you again. America ferrera, the show is called superstore thursday nights on nbc. Be right back with imagine dragons [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Cleto the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy i want to thank bill hader, America Ferrera and thanks to this guy, thank dozen this time. Apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, here with the song believer imagine dragons [ cheers and applause ] first things first im gonna say all the words inside my head im fired up and tired of the way that things have been oh ooh the way that things have been oh ooh second things second dont you tell me what you think that i could be im the one at the sail the master of my sea oh ooh the master of my sea oh ooh i was broken from a young age taken my sulking to the masses writing my poems for the few that look to me took to me shook to me feeling me singing from heartache from the pain taking my message from the veins speaking my lesson from the brain seeing the beauty through the pain you made me a you made me a believer believer pain you took me down and made me a believer believer pain let the bullets fly oh let them rain my life my love my drive it came from pain you made me a you made me a believer believer third things third send a prayer to the ones up above all the hate that youve heard has turned your spirit to a dove oh ooh your spirit up above oh ooh i was choking in the crowd building my rain up in the cloud falling like ashes to the ground hoping my feelings they would drown but they never did ever lived ebbing and flowing inhibited limited till it broke open and rained down and rained down like pain you made me a you made me a believer believer pain you took me down and made me a believer believer pain let the bullets fly oh let them rain my life my love my drive it came from pain you made me a you made me a believer believer last things last by the grace of the fire and the flame youre the face of the future the blood in my veins oh ooh the blood in my veins oh ooh but they never did ever lived ebbing and flowing inhibited limited till it broke open and rained down and rained down like pain you made me a you made me a believer believer pain you took me down and made me a believer believer pain let the bullets fly oh let them rain my life my love my drive it came from pain you made me a you made me a believer believer this is nightline. 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