With the exception of those living in hawaii and arizona, suffer bigly. It is the monday after daylight saving. Not the good daylight saving, the bad one. I absolutely hate it. What i do, the way i try to deal with it is i try not to think of it as losing an hourive sleep, i think of it as losing an hour of my life. Its kind of nuts how moving the clock ahead one hour can ruin my whole month. My wife and i spent a good 20 minutes trying to figure out what time to put our daughter down for a nap yesterday. Okay, so she got up at 6 30, when she was actually, 7 30, so anyway wear skipped the nap. [ laughter ] then you have to change the clocks which as nightmare. Why is it the time on my phone adjusts automatically . No effort at all. But the alarm clock next to my bed, i needed an instruction manual and an allen wrench. [ laughter ] guillermo, why is that . Guillermo its a crazy world. Jimmy it really is. That sums it up. Mile we may have lost an hour of sleep we gained three hours of the bachelor tonight. Tonight was the Season Finale. The turned out to be the most shocking Season Finale yet. Vanessa grimaldi, will you marry me . No are you crazy . Jimmy thats not what happened. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] just once, wouldnt that be something. Nick and vanessa, vanessa said yes, she will become Vanessa Viall which sounds like a character from the suicide squad movie. Rick chose vanessa over raven from arkansas. It was not to raven in the end. Raven was a real dark horse. I didnt have her in my top four and i had three of the four right. Once again at the very start of the season i correctly picked which woman nick would choose. Ive been right so many times i dont even have to watch the show anymore, i just know. I picked four of the last five winners of the bachelor, four of the five winners on the bachelorette. Its like i have a time machine powered by rose. Thats why they call me rostradamus, ladies and gentlemen. It might be the worlds most useless super power but i have it. Nick as you know was on the show bachelor in paradise, runnerup twice on the bachelorette. Now he was the bachelor. If this doesnt work out, were taking him to the vet and having him neutered. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the happy couple is here with us tonight. Nick and vanessa, along with milo vent meeting yeah from the show this is us. The stars of the two most emotional shows on television tonight. Prepare to weep and be wept. First our panel of Experts Joining us now. Celebrity bachelor super pants from scandal, and from the last man on earth, january jones. Ladies and gentlemen, wow. Thank you for joining us on this historic night. Ill start with january. First of all, do you think nick made the right pick . I do. Yeah. I had her picked very early on too, jimmy. Jimmy you did, very good. She was a keeper. She is a keeper. I hope. Jimmy josh and katie, you watched the finale together as he decorated your place. Of course. Jimmy were any tears shed tonight . I have roses on my shirt. Oh, i bawled my eyes out. Jimmy and then we both cried. Then we did the bachelor thing of picking them out of your eyes like boogers. Jimmy josh, you really cried . I nick viall cried. Jimmy okay, i got it. His glasses fogged up. Jimmy you did the thing, we can hear you crying but we see no actual evidence of it. Right, exactly. I do that in my work on scandal too. Jimmy gotcha. January, in your opinion, lets go back a few episodes here. How old is too old to have a nanny . Well, if your parents are paying for it, i dont think you can be too old. Jimmy oh, really. I mean jimmy you are pronanny. Well, yeah. Someones been willing to take care i wish i had one. Cheers to that. Agreed. Jimmy i did not anticipate wed have such a nanny uprising here. According to jewish tradition, its 13 for a boy and 12 for a girl. Jimmy i see. Do you think nick and vanessa will make it for the longterm based on what youve seen over the course of this courtship . And theyre there . Jimmy theyre in the back, yeah. Theyre not actually right here theyre watching us right now . Jimmy yeah. Were going to put our bets on five to 11 months. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, wow. Thats generous. Thats a pretty good run for the bachelor. Jimmy do you feel that pessimistic, january . Do you think they will make it for the length . My title is professor of love, right . Jimmy yes. On the screen, okay, food. So im going to say theyre going to make it till death to they part. Im a romantic. Jimmy and january and a professor. Jimmy what do you think is next for raven . Will she die alone . [ laughter ] no. No, no. She cant die alone, she has that orgasm montage, someones going to scoop her up. Jimmy thats true. Die alone, you mean bachelor in paradise, thats true. Shes going to be on bachelor in paradise and she has a lot more orgasms in the her future. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. January, i know youre single, would you ever consider being the bachelorette . Do it, do it, do it, do it 100 . Jimmy what did you say . You would . Oh my gosh. Sure. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow, that would be thank you all very much. Ive never felt more like wolf blitzer than i do right now. Thank you very much. The theyre our experts on the bachelor. And our next bachelorette after this one. Right . Hey, you know, as another soap of the bachelor comes to a close we take pause and we reload. Abc tonight gave us a look at a new bachelor spinoff show, one that chronicles a mostly unseen part of these amazing journeys these women go on. If you missed it heres a sneak peek of the next chapter in the bachelor franchise. Youve seen the bachelor. Youve seen the bachelorette. Now prepare yourself for a whole new experience. The bachelor limo driver. All the backseat tears. Hello. Would you like to hear some music . All the drama. I know how great it could have been. Maybe he didnt get that. No, he got that, he just didnt want it. [ laughter ] and all the driving. This is hard to go back home. We dont have to go home, i could take you to chilis if you want. All on the bachelor limo driver. This chujob sucks. Jimmy congrats to him. [ cheers and applause ] one other thing, nick was torn between raven and vanessa, right, up until the last minute. Said he made the final decision the morning he proposed. Which is just its crazy. So when he finally decides, how does that work . Vanessa, i knew i wanted to spend the rest of my life with you ever since the last commercial break . [ laughter ] it seemed like nick could go either way. This is his last date with raven and Pay Attention because its very complex. I just want you to know that if i get down to one name, like ive never had that reservation. And its because of your sincerity and your words of how you said things that more than anyone in my life ive never felt it as much in the moment as ive ever felt with you. Jimmy okay, were going to need the chalkboard to figure this out. Bring in the chalkboard. That was more confusing than game of thrones. What we have here is the quote. I just want you to know that if i get down on one knee for you it like that ive never had that reservation and its because of your sincerity and your words of how you said things that more than anyone in my life ive never felt it as much in the moment than ive ever felt it with you. [ cheers and applause ] i think were going to have to get nick to translate this for us when he comes. Fortunately hes here. We have to take a break. When we come back, we have more of the bachelor and the latest on another crazy reality show, the one going on at the white house right now. 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The number one seeds are villanova, north carolina, kansas, and sunflower this year. Oh no, wait. Gonzaga is the number one. Gonzaga got top seed and fans from wherever the hell gonzaga is, very excited about that. I fill out a bracket every year. My method is, this has not worked very well, i picked teams that were good in 19 up in. That really is my style. By the way, donald trump is continuing what has become a president ial tradition. Obama did this every year. Today donald trump unveiled his bracket picks. I love iowa. I love south carolina. I love nevada. I love florida. I love georgia. I do love virginia. I love ohio. I love Trump University jimmy go fighting pull pmpp the president specifically said he does not plan to fill out a bracket. Instead hes going to wait until the tournament is over and then have Kellyanne Conway tell everyone he had them right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this might an problem for donald trump. This is a problem for donald trump. The Congressional Budget Office today, the cbo, released their analysis of this newly proposed Health Care Plan and it was not good. The cbo said that under the new plan, 14 million americans who have Health Insurance under obamacare wont have it by 2018, by next year. 14 million is a lot. That is more people than watched his last season of the celebrity apprentice. So the cbo also said that by 2026, the number of uninsured americans would climb an additional 24 million. So of course trumps team is now attacking the cbo, which is a Nonpartisan Group run by a republican. Its also funny, someones job right now is explaining to donald trump that cbo isnt the goldcolored robot from star wars. Almost everyone has a problem with this bill. Its the least popular bill since cosby. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in a way he finally has brought us together. Also remember the weekend before last when trump tweeted that president Obama Wiretapped him . Today was the deadline the House Intelligence Committee gave the department of justice evidence of this. Needless to say evidence did not come which meant white house stress Secretary Sean Spicer had to go into hyperspin mode. Today he said when trump claimed obama was wiretapping him he didnt really mean he was wiretapping him. For real, thats what he said. Trump used the word wiretap in quotes to mean surveillance and other activity. Sean spicer backpedals so fast the cowboys just signed him to play free safety. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy terrible, just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory, nothing found, this is mccarthyism. Another one, how low has president obama gone to tap my phones during the very sacred election process, this is nixon watergate, bad or sick guy. He said obama is either bad or a sick guy. Maybe he means them as compliments. Hes bad, a bad guy, this is sick if obama is sick, hes definitely not getting Health Insurance, because thats gone. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway, who yesterday Kellyanne Conway added her part to the wiretap dancing. She went on the sunday morning talk shows to defend the president. She wasnt just spinning, she was pirouetting, pivoting, i think she did a triple axle at one point. She got a perfect score from the russian judge. Do you know whether trump tower was wiretapped . What i can say is theres many ways to surveil each other now, unfortunately. Do you believe that was there was an article this week that talked about how you can surveil someone through their phones, through their certainly through their television sets, any number of different ways. Microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera. So we know that that is just a fact. Jimmy microwaves that turn yeah, you can buy those at Sharper Image in the catalog. If obama did put a camera in a microwave all hed find out is that donald trump doesnt know how to work a microwave. If our microwaves were watching us . This is about all they would see. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy did you close the door . Guillermo i forgot. Jimmy its customary to close the door when youre finished with the microwave. Tonight isnt just bachelor monday, its also mashup monday on which we jam two bands together to form one musical masterpiece. Tonight we put the gogos and ok go into a vitamix and blended them, the result music from the ok gogos. Which is going to be great. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of. This reminds me. Ive been noticing. Bachelor nick says okay a lot. In an interesting way. Its very noncommittal. He allows the women to kind of expound this might have been my favorite thing about this season. Heres bachelor nick and the way he says okay. Corinne. Okay. Is 24. Okay. And has a nanny. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 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Then everybody tells you. Ive seen nick like 11 i know nick better than some of my relatives. You probably know him better than i do. Jimmy well find out later in the show, well put you two to the test. I want to ask a few things. First of all, how long ago, so we know the time frame, how long ago did that proposal happen . When did that occur . It was right before thanksgiving. Jimmy right before thanksgiving . American thanksgiving. Jimmy american thanksgiving. Aka the real thanksgiving. [ laughter ] so not canadian thanksgiving, which is in october . October, yeah. Jimmy so its been since november. Its november. Jimmy this is a pretty good amount of time youve been forced to keep this secret. Yeah. Jimmy what would happen if you guys like got caught at ihop having breakfast . Would you be sued . Like what would the penalty be . It wouldnt be great. Jimmy it would not be good. Did they detail that, give you any strict warning . Theres a long lecture. Yeah. Lecture, like a thing of 25page contract we had to sign. Jimmy you must have told there has to be someone that you told, right . We did. I told my parents. Jimmy you told your parents. You can trust your parents . Barely. [ laughter ] they were pretty excited. I dont think i would be able to tell my parents if i needed it kept secret. I think they would ruin it somehow. Did you tell your parents . So i told my mom, my dad, my sister and my brother. Jimmy you told the whole gang. Well, thats half the gang, yeah. Jimmy okay. The people that didnt get told, were they angry that you didnt trust them enough . No, i find montreals pretty, you know, private when it comes to everyones life. So they didnt really ask any questions. I was really lucky with my privacy at work and out in the streets. Jimmy no one asked you . No, everyone just came and up said hi. No one really asked any questions. So im lucky. Jimmy really, no one in the whole city of montreal cares . I did not go out much. I went to work, i went home. I didnt really, you know, roam the streets. Jimmy okay. So youre up in montreal. Youre from an italian family, which we saw. Yeah. Jimmy have you guys figured out where youre going to live . Because im going to tell you something, nick. I am italian. I heard. Jimmy my motors italian. Theres no way shes leaving montreal, its just not happening. Theyll kill you if you try to pull her out of there. Its an impossibility. So have you guys figured this out . I see this as maybe the biggest hurdle youre going to have to clear. Not so much. Yeah i mean, shes canadian, so we have to figure that stuff out. Jimmy right. Shes going to be spendi inis much time as possible in l. A. Where i am currently living. Yeah, so im here now. Jimmy i can see that. [ laughter ] working it out. Jimmy you told part are of your family. Have you been watching yourselves on the show . Yes. Jimmy together or separately . Usually separately. Separately, yeah. Jimmy when you watch separately, do you watch with anyone . Yeah. I mean, you saw how big my family is. We have viewing parties every monday night. Either like it alternates from my aunts house to my sisters house to my moms house to my dads house. Jimmy how does that go over, watching i would give her a headsup sometimes. Jimmy the headsup, does that mean they turn the tv off or just have a headsup . I think towards the end she kind of only watched certain parts. Jimmy i see. Okay. Did you know specifically like are you on the phone going, okay, get out of the room i pressed a red button. Like the batphone. Jimmy you dont have ann annoying relatives that like to make a big deal out of this . No. Jimmy wow. No, everyones been like really supportive. Not really asking that many questions. Jimmy this is unbelievable. Which is great. Jimmy either people are very respectful or they literally dont care about you at all. One of the two. [ laughter ] jimmy im still not exactly sure which one it is. So you guys are now nicks going to be distancing on dancing with the stars. Which is what a great way to start off your relationship. Nick, youve gone from watching him make out with other women the bachelor to now hes going to be dancing with this beautiful russian supermodel dancer she is. Shes happily engaged. She just had a baby. Jimmy i think they did that on purpose, i really do. Shes married to max. Or engaged. Shes engaged. Another dancer on the show. They just had a baby. Guaranteed thats why they picked her for you. Not complaining. Im not itser. Because that can be was that something you had to discuss before you agreed no, she was very supportive. I was really excited about the whole, you know, dancing with the stars experience. He ran it by me. We spoke about it. Yeah, i think like he is a great dancer. Im really happy he got to be paired up with pita. Maybe theyll make it to the end. Jimmy whos your favorite of the women in the house as far as like other girls that you like . No, really. I mean, obviously you were nicks favorite. But who is your favorite . I got a chance to connect with a lot of the women in the house. Jimmy will they be at the wedding . Will they be at the wedding. Well, im closest to danielle and taylor. Jimmy which danielle . There are two. The neonatal nurse, yeah. Jimmy you havent discussed like your wedding plans or anything yet . We havent even had a dinner reservation yet. Were going to do that first. Baby steps. Oh, youre having a baby . [ laughter ] jimmy whoa, that would be no, no. Jimmy were going to take a break. When we come back i want to see how well you know each other and theres some valuable prizes involved. Nick and vanessa are here. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] hey, ready for the big meeting . Yeah. Uh, hello . A meeting . Its a big one. Too bad. We are double booked diarrhea and abdominal pain. 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Youll be playing for prizes. Our first prize is what, guillermo . Guillermo you put the nuts right here, then you go like jimmy no, that is not that is a cherry bitter. Do you like cherries . Yeah. Jimmy this will help you pit them. This should be an easy one. Write your answers down, dont let each other see. What is your fiances middle flame . Oh, i know this. Jimmy if you get this correct youll win the cherry piter and well move on to the next valuable prize. Nicks middle name. Vanessa, go ahead, you have your answer. Your answer is joseph. You dont have one, that is true . I dont have one. Jimmy were going to get you one of those too. Your new middle name is phyllis. All right, all right. [ laughter ] you win the cherry pitter. The next item, guillermo . Guillermo this is to check the temperature. Jimmy that is not to check the temperature. That is a turkey baster. The question is, what is your fiances astrological sign . Oh, thats easy. Jimmy okay, all right. All right. How do you spell it . Jimmy all right. Here we go. Nick, go ahead. You say . I see. You had it spelled like zebra. It is now libra, is that correct . Yes. Jimmy yes. And nicks is also lieb rancht were two days apart. Jimmy oh, wow. Youre almost meant to be together. [ cheers and applause ] next prize is, guillermo . Guillermo this is to make sandwiches. Jimmy this is to make sandwiches. A big one of those, we love our sandwiches. Jimmy all right. Who is your fiances celebrity crush . Oh, well. You know mine. Jimmy yes, well dont look at each others cards. Whos your fiances celebrity crush . I guess nick really cant have crushes at this point, can he . Why dont you go ahead and reveal your answer. Which is rick fox, oh, the basketball player. Is that true . Yeah. Jimmy all right. Thats a weird one. [ laughter ] thats what i said. Jimmy i mean, hes handsome, no question about it. I dont think hes been in the league for like 12 years. Ive met him. Jimmy you have . Shes like we talked about, you know, like joked about hall passes. Jimmy yeah. And she said, rick fox. Im like, ive met him, so that would be awkward. Jimmy either way it would be awkward. He didnt have a hall i didnt have one, i said only you. Jimmy lets skip to the big prize, that is beautiful. Guillermo, put that stupid gravy boat away. The big prize is over here. Lets go over to the big prize. And this is [ cheers and applause ] come on over here. A bachelor and bachelorette china. You can see every bachelor and bachelorette is represented here on these beautiful collectible plates. And you will win this if you tell us, where did you and your fiance first make love . Your answers have to match. So please, no peeking. And here we go. Wow, this is exciting. Dont write in a bed. Okay, nick says finland. And . Finland it is [ cheers and applause ] wow, there they are. The happy couple. Nick and vanessa. Watch nick on dancing with the stars starting a week from tonight. 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Our next guest costars on a show that requires a costcosized box of kleenex to watch it. The Season Finale of this is us airs tomorrow on nbc, please welcome Milo Ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i assume that thats from an injury and youre not going bowling after the show . Although i feel like now if anybody says, hey, we need a fourth, call ventimiglia, because im ready to go. Jimmy youre ready to go. What happened to you . [ cheers and applause ] thank you. I live near a bowling alley. Jimmy of course you do. I had a little surgery. But i got the cast off so now ive got to wear this until i go through physical therapy, then its all done. Jimmy youre righthanded . Yeah. Jimmy thats annoying, isnt it. Its annoying. Only when youre trying to do things simple, like button your pants up, or write something, then youre like, im onehanded and its my odd hand. Jimmy right, yeah, sure. Its hard. Its hard. Jimmy practice really pays off. You brought something. I think its kind of funny. Yeah. Jimmy this is because of your hand injury. This is now what you masturbate with . [ laughter ] yeah, i mean jimmy i didnt know, im sorry. The good news is, get the job done. Jimmy you had a stamp made. Yeah. So i go to comic kops and things, light . I was worried, are are the first doctor told me i was possibly going to be in a cast up to here for three months. Jimmy oh, boy. And i thought, what am i going to do if i need to sign something for someone at this comiccon . I made a stamp. Thats my signature. Jimmy and people are happy getting stamped . Well, i havent done it yet. The good news is i havent had to use this. Maybe this will be some kind of legal thing. Jimmy i could get some checks and i could clean you out is what could happen here. Well there we go. Jimmy wow. Milo, as done by jimmy kimmel. Jimmy thats a really goodlooking signature, by the way. I may have to cop that for myself. I think you should go in my place and under my name. You should stamp my name. Jimmy people do say were like twins practically. Yeah. Jimmy gee yare know, it looks a little bit like mijo, right . Mijo, my son. Jimmy do you watch the bachelor . Ive seen it before, i missed this season, a little busy. Jimmy youre an italian gentleman. Can you imagine a spouse pulling you away from your family . Oh, man, hes going to be speaking french. That guys going to montreal. You better accept it. Theres no way. Theres no way. Shes not leaving the comfort of her italian family. Jimmy i couldnt agree more. Especially after seeing them on tv. Im, theyre a tightknit group. I didnt know they were two people. They were together the whole time. Jimmy youre from anaheim that. Yeah, born in anaheim, grew up in orange county. But you know. Jimmy in the shadow of disneyland. Would you come up to l. A. A lot . Or is it a world away . I would come up to l. A. For two reasons. The first, my High School Drama teacher would send me to pick up lights for our theater productions every year. Id pick up lights because i had a truck. Then the second was to buy fake i. D. S on eighth and alvarado. Jimmy oh, really . Was it a store . No, no. It was a guy who just kind of popped out the side of the building like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Point to an i. D. It was a pretty good deal. It was two i. D. S for the price of 100. Just because you know theyre so bad, theyre going to get taken away really fast. Jimmy so you need two of them . You need two of them, you need a backup. Jimmy they didnt look good . No, imagine like a fullsized as an adult, its just like a big cardboard cutout thing. Jimmy right. You stand in the box. And then its like idaho. So i wasnt from orange county, california, i was from idaho. 1234 main street was my address. It didnt confuse me, it was still my name. Jimmy 1234 main street . Yeah, something really bad like that. Jimmy it didnt work . No, it got taken away so fast i didnt have time to medical rise it. I didnt know my sign, nothing. Jimmy did you use your own name . Yeah, it was my name. Jimmy they couldnt change the address . Thats remarkable. No, no. Yeah, its crazy. Jimmy i dont know how i was 16. I was 16. Jimmy this show this is us is like people weep every week watching this show. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy your character, im not ruining anything if people see the show, your character is dead. He is. Jimmy but also alive at the same time. Correct. Jimmy and tomorrow night we will find out why hes dead. I mean jimmy oh, maybe we wont. Maybe. Maybe not. Jimmy oh. Maybe you will. The one thing you do know is jack is dead and everybodys fascinated with knowing how and when and why. The thing that i keep thinking about or keep talking about to people is, worry about how hes living. Why hes living. Those are the moments. Dont focus on death, focus on his life. Jimmy this is your way of telling people youre not going to learn anything tomorrow night. You may, you may, i have no idea. Actually, i do have an idea. Jimmy i wouldnt stick by that. You need sean spicer to come out and rephrase your words for you. [ laughter ] i think we could probably arrange that. Jimmy youre playing kind of two different times of a life. Yeah. Jimmy and did you have any idea that the show would be as wildly popular as it has turned out to be . That you can never forecast. The script was beautiful, the words were incredible. When the trailer hit, and 90 Million People were watching just this little twominute clip jimmy that is how many people watched the trailer . It was second to star wars. Jimmy wow. Yeah. Jimmy thats crazy. Yeah, now i. My childhood disneyland brain explode when i had heard that. Jimmy i bet it did, yeah. Then id get a fake i. D. And [ laughter ] jimmy did you family back in idaho 1234 main street, they got so much mail, wow, yes. [ laughter ] jimmy it really is like a show that has touched people in a way that Television Shows dont seem to touch people anymore. Yeah, yeah. I mean, its i feel that the show is its accessible. And its built for everyone. You know, theres no separation between age and race and gender and anything. Its allinclusive. And it touches on all the issues and triumphs and heartbreak that we all experience as people. Its a very human show. Jimmy one of the great things as an actor, for you, is that i get to wear a moustache. Jimmy besides that, yeah. You cant be killed off in the show because im already dead jimmy youre already dead on the show. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy theres no way to rekill you off the show. No. Jimmy you could go in there and demand a huge amount of money right now, you realize that. Yeah. Jimmy and you know what . Just stamp that contract with this big mother too. [ applause ] congratulations, good to see you. Milo ventimiglia, everybody the Season Finale of this is us airs tomorrow night at 9 00 on nbc. Well be right back with the ok gogos [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedesbenz. The best or nothing. Jimmy id like to thank my guests and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, its mashup monday, here with the songs our lips are sealed and here it goes again, the ok gogos can you hear them they talk about us telling lies well thats no surprise can you see them see right through them they have no shield no secrets to reveal it doesnt matter what they say in the jealous games people play hey hey hey our lips are sealed it could be ten but then again i cant remember half an hour since a quarter to four throw on your clothes the second side of surfer rosa and you leave me with my jaw on the floor hey uh just when you think that youre in control just when you think that youve got a hold just when you get on a oh here it goes here it goes here it goes again oh here it goes again i should have known should have known should have known again but here it goes again oh here it goes again it doesnt matter what they say in the jealous games people play hey hey hey our lips are sealed pay no mind to what they say doesnt matter anyway hey hey hey our lips are sealed hush my darling dont you cry quiet angel forget their lies oh here it goes here it goes here it goes again it doesnt matter what they say in the jealous games people play hey hey hey here it goes here it goes here it goes again pay no mind to what they say doesnt matter anyway hey hey hey here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed here it goes here it goes here it goes again our lips are sealed this is nightline. Tonight, the final rose. After four seasons and two heartbreaks, has nick viall finally found love . Were with the host chris harrison. Look how beautiful it turned out, look what a great story of redemption and love it turned out to be. On a shopping spree with this seasons villain corinne. Youre ignoring me and looking at clothes. Im sorry, this is why my mom hates shopping with me. What theyre saying about the finale. Born to the pulpit. A single mother turning to adult films to give her son a better life. I felt so gross and dirty. When she hit rock bottom it was the church that saved her and where she met her match. Youre a pastor,