Good or bad . I think thats a confirmation theyre no good. Were coming to you from los angeles. It was sunny and 76 here today. [ cheers and applause ] if youre watching on the east coast, were sorry, we didnt do it on purpose, it just happens all the time. Winter storm orson is the second major storm to hit the northeast the past few days. Massachusetts was hit especially hard. One good thing about bad weather is what happens to the local news. This is courtesy of the 22 news team in western massachusetts who unwittingly provided us with t tonights edition of behind the news. Since the snow started this morning at about 6 15 to 6 30, it has not let up at all. It is coming down pretty suddenly here in springfield. You can see that the visibility has been reduced. Ive seen countless spinouts. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy the last time anyone saw her. You know the weathers bad when the treemonsters start to come out. In hollywood we are smack dab in the middle of the only season we have out here, awards season. Last night we had the grammy awards. And the big winner was adele. Who won five awards [ cheers and applause ] including album of the year. It looks like when you go to the supermarket, halfway through shopping you realize, i should have got a cart, what was i doing . President trump by the way had an eventful weekend at what he calls his winter white house, this is the president s second weekend in a row at maralago, the resort he owns in palm beach, where he played golf and dined with the Prime Minister of japan, shinzo abe. So on saturday night they got the news that north korea test launched an intermediaterange missile. They decided to work that out over dinner, at a table in the middle of the maralago dining room surrounded by members of this club, instead of getting and up going somewhere private they continued to eat while the advisers rushed back and forth to the table handing them documents alongside the bus boys handing them food. They used the flashlights on their cell phones to read these documents, like old men trying to see a menu. And in the end, they decided to impose more sanctions and also to split a tiramisu. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what a place to have a meeting like that. You know, if youre going to hold a classified meeting in a public place, you do it somewhere where there arent any people. Like a radio shack, for instance. [ laughter ] and of course a bunch of photos of the meeting about this crisis, while eating, got posted to facebook. Then later they got taken down. One fellow dine and maralago member posted this, which im pretty sure is a security faux pas. This is a real post. Rick carries the football, the nuclear football, and then he goes into all these different things. This is the guy who has the Nuclear Launch codes. He posed for a picture with some guy. This is funny, trump spent the whole campaign freaking out that hillary used a private email server, now hes Holding National security meetings over shrimp cocktails surrounded by camera phones. [ cheers and applause ] so today the president was back in work in washington, d. C. He met with the canadian Prime Minister, justin trudeau. Went okay. They shook hands for a reasonable amount of time, which was good. Am i the only one who gets nervous ever i time he meets a new world leader . Its like introducing a heavily tattooed girlfriend to your parents. [ laughter ] tomorrow by the way is valentines day. This is the first youre hearing it . Good luck with your next marriage. The funniest place to be on valentines day is the drugstore checkout line at around 7 00 p. M. That is where you will see the only place youll see desperation like that is at a casino in vegas, standing in line for the atm. I have to say its kind of unromantic that valentines day falls on tuesday. Tuesday is not even the bachelor has sex on a tuesday. Have you seen the white house valentines day cards . These are cards like the ones kids give out in school. But each of these features a character from the Trump Administration. We have dr. Ben carson loving you brain surgery. Kellyanne conway, loving you is as real as the Bowling Green mass correspond. Will you be mine. My father and i are just friends. Press secretary sean spicer, help me fake my death, valentine. Thats dark. Education secretary betsy devos. Well. Some typos there. Trumps sons, love is blind, unlike the trust we run for our father. Vice president mike pence, this is a totally heterosexual valentines carved between a ca a man and a woman. Trumps chief of staff reince priebus, dont think twice, make out with reince. Your love makes you weak. First lady melania trump, i almost love you enough to leave new york. And finally President Trump. Im building a wall around your heart and making you pay for it. [ cheers and applause ] happy valentines day to you all, americans. Speaking of, my wife molly and i have a baby on the way. We dont [ cheers and applause ] thank you. We dont know the babys gender, we like that to be a surprise. I took my video camon my phone, went to the doctors office. We did get a surprise. Not a very good surprise. Everything is looking great. The doctor will be here shortly. Jimmy thank you. Thank you. Jimmy so this is your ultrasound. How many weeks, molly . 28. Jimmy 28 weeks. And this is i mean, we just got to look at you. Nothing could ruin this moment. This is very special. Really is. So sweet. We cant wait sorry im late. Jimmy what are you doing here . What is he doing here . I dont know. Jimmy what is this . You didnt tell him if. Jimmy tell me what . Tell me what . Im the father. [ laughter ] jimmy what . The father of jimmy no youre not. That would mean you have to have had well, duh. Jimmy you promised you were going to stop [ bleep ]ing my girlfriends she is not your girlfriend. Jimmy shes my wife thats worse, thats actually worse molly this is between you guys. I really dont want to get in the middle of this, its not my business. Jimmy of course its your business it couldnt be more of your business its not her business. Its not, you know what we should do, let the baby decide. Jimmy decide what . Hello, baby. We dont know if youre a boy or a girl. But you have a choice of daddies. Jimmy right. And one daddy could be a emmy loser. Jimmy emmy nominee. Same thing. Other daddy could be an oscar winner. An oscar winner, do you want to play with daddys oscar . Jimmy it was a weak year. Do you want a daddy baby who made out with liberace . Okay, wait a minute. That was acting. Yeah, acting, right. Whats going on . Jimmy who are you . Im her doctor. Jimmy oh, im sorry, doctor im the father. Jimmy hes saying hes the father. Theres a simple way to settle this, do a test. Jimmy ill do a test. Ill do a test. Today on an allnew maury. Jimmy has been married to molly for four years. But jimmys mortal enemy, matt damon, thinks hes the father of mollys unborn baby. Im the father, jimmy. The truth will set you free. Jimmy buckle it another outrageous maury is about to begin. Everyone, welcome molly, matt, and jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy believes hes the father of mollys baby. Matt says hes the baby daddy. Dy tell you you needed a scorecard . So does the host. Lets take a look. Maury, theres no way jimmy is the father of mollys baby, he doesnt even have a [ bleep ] jimmy if matt is the father of mollys baby, i will sue him, i will sue molly, i will sue maury, ill sue the baby. I will sue such stupid words. Matt, why do you think youre the father . Please use the loudest voice possible. Okay, its obvious, all right . I want to show you this. Look at the nose. I mean, thats obviously my kid. Jimmy thats not a nose, thats the babys penis, he dont even know what a penis is how is he having a baby . I dont think so, i dont think so just because youre a [ bleep ] doesnt mean jimmy oh lets get this and find out the results of the paternity test jimmy is that why you wanted my pee . No, that was Something Else. Matt, when it comes to mollys baby, you are not the father jimmy yay yeah, you are not the father, you are not the father look at that, right there, thats the father, yeah yeah whoo whoa thats not the father yeah i cant believe we had that much sex and you didnt even get pregnant by me. Sorry. Jimmy you didnt, you didnt well, jimmy, i have a little news for you. You are also not the father jimmy what . Oh, oh ah, ah, ah oh, yeah, oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, whats up now wait a minute, whos the father . Who is the father . Molly, when it comes to your unborn baby guess whos coming to dinner [ cheers and applause ] you are the father jimmy what . Im the babys daddy. Come here, come here. Jimmy is this true . How could either of you satisfy me when awe you will really want is each other . Guys, its been obvious for years. Everyone knows. Tracy, did you have Something Else to tell sinus. Thats right, i do. Im pregnant too. What . With maurys baby jimmy whoa. Whoa whoa, i hate children when we come back, jimmy faces his fear of balloons. Jimmy no, no hes a bitch. Hes a bitch. You are. Hes a bitch. On the next episode of maury, guillermo thinks his mom dresses too sexy. Mom, i think you dress too sexy. I think that they like it. Tomorrow on maury. Jimmy thanks to tracy morgan and ryan short. Matt damon has a new movie call the the great wall opening friday . Please dont go see it. [ laughter ] we have to take a break. 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I tell you something, i hope nick picks raquel and gets her away from that monster. This is my favorite moment of the night. Corinne was concerned she didnt get a oneonone date. She went to nicks hotel room to take matters literally into her own hands. Listen closely. They couldnt get a camera inside but this all happened behind closed doors. I dont think this is a good idea. Guillermo i dont think this is a good idea either. Oh my god. Very challenging. Its always best to wait in these instances. Guillermo yeah. Youre probably right. Lets wait a few hours. Maybe half an hour. Jimmy you know that sounded like you in that room, guillermo. Guillermo just a little bit, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy its time for a major announcement. As promised well reveal the identity of our next bachelorette. To help us, bring in chris harrison. Chris . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome, welcome. Oh, thank you. Thanks so much. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen, jimmy. This is the most dramatic announcement ever. Jimmy i agree. Lets meet the new bachelorette there were many women to be considered but this one really stood out. Jimmy cool, lets meet her how are you feeling right now . Jimmy how am i feeling . How are you feeling . Jimmy fine. Because this is a big moment. Jimmy yeah, i know. Lets have it. Lets meet her. Okay. But first lets take a moment to look back at some of the amazing women from this season of the bachelor. Jimmy we dont really meet take your time. Jimmy i well i dont really need time. We know what they look like. Weve seen them on the show. So i think what we should just do is go ahead right now. Jimmy . Jimmy yeah . How does it feel to be the one to introduce america to the next bachelorette . It. Feels good, can we please introduce her now . Feels really good, im honored, thank you. Only if your heart is ready for this journey. Jimmy, look at me. Is your heart ready for this journey . Jimmy yes. My hearts ready for the journey. All of our hearts are ready for the journey. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] is he mad or something . [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen jimmy, when youre ready. Jimmy im ready were all ready were very, very ready [ cheers and applause ] im really sorry. Im really sorry. I dont [ laughter ] im im sorry about this one. Are you going to do it . Do you want me to . Jimmy im going to do it no, me, yes, yeah. Okay. [ cheers and applause ] fly in your helicopter oh, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our next bachelorette Rachel Lindsay rachel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats for you. Should i say congratulations . Thank you very much. Jimmy i think its safe to say your hometown date with nick did not go as planned . Well yeah, yeah. Jimmy yeah. This is a bit of a spoiler. Youre still on the show . Yes, it is. Were a couple of weeks out from filming, ready to get this started, im ready to find love, find a husband. If you know anybody out there who needs to apply, sign up. Jimmy oh, really . Youre soliciting . Yes. Just a little bit, a little bit. Jimmy you know thats not a microphone. Oh, im sorry. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy when may i ask how soon after whatever happened with nick did you get approached to become the bachelorette . It wasnt that long after i got off the show that i was approached. But i honestly thought they were doing it just to make me feel better. Jimmy really . From the heartbreak. Jimmy that would be extreme. As it kept going i realized, okay, theyre serious about this thing. Jimmy this is something youre excited about . I am excited. Im ready. Jimmy you are ready. Now i know youre an attorney. If you do not find love, will you sue abc, the Television Network . [ laughter ] to be determined. Jimmy by the way, i want to ask about corinne. Is she as terrible in real life as she seems . I like corinne. Im a corinne fan, im team cor. Jimmy ohoh, really. Did they vet you psychologically . [ laughter ] not at all. Jimmy what kind of a man are you looking for . Im looking for someone whos ready for what im ready for. At this point in my life, 31, im ready to find a husband, someone whos ready to start a family. Jimmy what qualities are you looking for . Someone who can make me laugh, a great smile physically jimmy thank you, thank you. Oh, okay. Jimmy oh, sorry, i thought we were alone. Oh, yeah, hi, guys. Well, you know what . This is an amazing journey. As part of it you will receive the keys to the bachelor mansion. Everythings here. The front door, back door, fantasy suite, limo, helicopter. Theres a key to Chris Harrisons house here. Nice. Jimmy in case things go badly. The hot tub key. Everything you need there. It is for you. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats rachel, everybody. She is our next bachelorette. We have music tonight from d. R. A. M. And erykah badu, Kaitlin Olsen is here. Be right back with tracy morgan stay away from tracy. [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by new cinnamon frosted flakes, delivering a sweet cinnamon taste and the frosted crunch you love. Lease a 2017 lincoln mkx for 369 a month. Only at your lincoln dealer. Jimmy hi, there. Tonight from the new show on fox, Kaitlin Olsen. Then a grammy nominee, his album is big baby d. R. A. M. , music with erykah badu. That is not erykah. This is the cutest album ive seen in my life. Tomorrow night denzel washington, the next Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover model will be revealed, music from lucas graham. Later this week david muir, viola davis, music from mariah carey too. Please join us for all that. My first guest is a funny and miraculous man who has the power to impregnate all those he sees. His new movie is fistfight. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome tracy morgan [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you look fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy you look really good. I feel better. Jimmy you feel better, good, im glad you do. So good. [ cheers and applause ] kimm kimmel jimmy is that an italian horn youre wearing . That was torn from a pitbull in the projects. Jimmy is it really. [ laughter ] they have horns . Yeah. They have horns. Jimmy i didnt know that. By the way, congratulations on your new house. I heard you bought an amazing big new house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It has an elevator in it. Jimmy really. Thats when you know. Im from the projects all my life. I wanted to feel at home so i peed in the elevator. [ laughter ] and i drew a picture of a penis on the wall. Thats infamous in every project. Jimmy which wall, where did you draw that . Whole wall, black mans penis, filled the whole wall. Jimmy any particular black man . Or just a random sampling . Oh, yours. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i see you at knicks games. Oh, a fiasco going on in new york. With charles oakley. Jimmy i saw that. Did you see that . Come on. Jimmy i thought that was a bummer. Did you see when the Security Guard pushed you dont push oakley. Jimmy yeah. Everybody knows he throw punches in bunches. Jimmy charles you dont push oakley, you dont push, what was the guy that paid for utah . Jimmy the guy who paid karl malone . You dont push him either. Jimmy you didnt push karl malone. Hopefully hell beat you up, karl malone beat you up and then shoot you. Jimmy they both know how to use their elbows. You dont do that. Jimmy were you there when that happened . I think im going to buy the team from dolan. Jimmy that would be amazing. Do you have that much money that you could buy the New York Knicks . [ laughter ] you act like i got hit by Bobs Discount Furniture truck. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you did not, for the record. You were not hit by a Bobs Discount Furniture truck. After my settlement, everything went up a penny. [ laughter ] they got to recoup that money. Jimmy do you have now relatives coming out of the wod work out the woodwork. Jimmy wanting to move in . I told my brother yesterday, if i ever see you in my neighborhood, im going to call the cops on your ass myself. You got no business here okay, the driver, im not even mad at him. Ill tell you who is mad at him. All my white neighbors. [ laughter ] he wouldnt be living there, next to me jimmy valentines day is tomorrow. Do you have a plan . Yeah, im going to get my wife a bag of medical weed and a snicker. [ cheers and applause ] i did my part i got her some flowers and candy. My part, medical weed for asthma. [ laughter ] jimmy that helps with asthma, huh . Youd think it would have almost the opposite effect on asthma. Medical. Jimmy its medical, yes. I got mad at her. Jimmy why . The. The other night making love she called my junk a penis. I said, why do you got to get medical with it . Jimmy are you a romantic guy in general . Yeah. Sometimes. Jimmy uhhuh. 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Yes, hes like a brother. Jimmy you work the on another movie together . First sunday. I like ice cube, charlie day, julian bell. And Ritchie Keane. Not a lot of people after youre in an accident, a tragic accident like me, studio will take a chance on you like that. My man Ritchie Keane put on it the line, trace still got it, showed me a lot of love. When i got there, my cast, they gave me a lot of love and support. And then they said its time to go to work and be funny, youve got it. [ cheers and applause ] i love you, Ritchie Keane jimmy thats very nice. Yeah. Jimmy you play a coach in this movie. Is it based on your real coach big wright. Jimmy that was your Real High School i love big wright. He had a chipped tooth. He spoke like al green. He vote a Vince Lombardi cleat that turned up in the front. He had the old gym shorts with the hernia balls. Looked like a mound of flesh. My grandfather got a hernia ball. He said, come here a minute, sit on that. 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Jimmy welcome back. Tonight, music from d. R. A. M. With erykah badu. You know our guest from its always sunny in philadelphia. That wasnt enough, she has her own show. Its called the mick, you can watch it tuesday nights on fox. Please welcome Kaitlin Olson [ cheers and applause ] thank you for having me. Jimmy you look very lovely all dressed up. You look lovely too. If i were having a baby it would definitely be you over matt. Jimmy thank you, i appreciate it. Thats my first, yea guarantee it. Jimmy ill let you in on a secret, hes impotent, that clears up a lot for me, thanks. What are your plans for valentines day . Dinner or anything . Oh, no, no. No, my husband made it clear when fe we first started dating there would be no valentines day in our relationship. Did you say boo . Jimmy your husband rob mclainny he hired me, he was my boss. Jimmy he was, yeah. He laid down the law. For the record, we can tell each other we love each other year round but i wont be doing valentines day. Jimmy how early into the relationship . Seven minutes. [ laughter ] very important to him. Jimmy and now you said okay, did you act like you dont care . Or dont you care . I was super cool, right . Thats the play. Me neither im like a dude too, i dont like valentines day that was ten years ago. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, now i make a big elaborate scene at valentines day with my kids. I make heartshaped pancakes, i do valentines for them. I elaborately leave him out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i see. Hes in the involved in valentines day plans at all but it will be an amazing day. Jimmy is he allowed to eat the pancakes . No, no absolutely not he said no valentines day jimmy youre either in valentines day or out of it. When you guys are at work together, which i assume you are regularly, and somebody in the office gets flowers, does it become uncomfortable . No, i just go like this. [ laughter ] and i go make more pancakes for my kids. This is a weird stand for him to take. For 100 he could buy flowers. It could not be easier. Thats okay. Im cool, i dont do valentines day. Jimmy you are starring on two television shows. You have the mick, which is again youre playing a somewhat despicable character. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] its very funny by the way. Thank you. Jimmy i saw it and youre youve been left in charge of your sisters family. Yes. Jimmy which you should not have been left in charge of the family. No. Jimmy so youve got a whole host of problems, really. Yeah. Its like a classic fish out of water situation. Its so much fun. Jimmy i was wondering about the kids on the show. There are children on the show, its not a childrens show. No. Jimmy by any stretch of the imagination. Oh, depends what kind parent you are. [ laughter ] jimmy did the actor kids know whats being said to them . The woman who plays a sa breeb yeah sabrina is actually 25. Jimmy she plays a teenager. She is 25, shes lovely and wonderful. Thomas barbuska is amazing, plays chip jimmy hes a dwarf . Yes. [ laughter ] a lifesized dwarf. Hes 77. Jimmy one of the original munchkins . Yes. He was an original member of the lollipops no, hes almost 14. Hes cool, his moms cool. The littlest one is only 8 in real life. Jimmy hes ruined, right . Definitely ruined from the second i got there. [ laughter ] you know, but were really careful with him. He wears ear phones during table reads when hes not supposed to hear stuff. We shoot him out before we say things. Wait a minute, you go, okay, now were putting these on . [ laughter ] yeah. I mean, he thinks its a fun game. [ laughter ] well do a table read if theres stuff you shouldnt hear, and he wears headphones. Really, thats that must make him triply excited to find out whats being said. I am ruining this child. Thats on his parents. Jimmy youve gotten some controversy here. Yeah. Jimmy your second episode. Sure did. Jimmy because [ laughter ] what happened here . Heres the thing. We had this really amazing episode. It was our second episode. Early in the episode, we go out to a benihana type restaurant so i can let them know their parents arent coming back. Jimmy thats the place to do, us benihana. Chip, his brother, tells him to lick the grill. He goes for it and licks the grill. It ruins his taste buds and we have to put him in this dental apparatus. Jimmy people thought this was a . There was a certain altright magazine that decided we were horrific people because we put this 8yearold into some sexual bondage gag, sexual thing. I was like, wheres the ball . I dont see a ball. [ laughter ] jimmy theres no ball. Doesnt there have to be a ball . Jimmy no ball, youre right. Youre right. Thats a dental apparatus. I checked with my guy, i swear its a dental apparatus. Jimmy if theres one group you can trust its the prop guys. You know what i mean . Its either breitbart or my prop guy, you choose. Jimmy good to see you. Congratulations on your show. [ cheers and applause ] the pick airs tuesday nights 8 30 on fox. Well be right back with d. R. A. M. And erykah badu guyoull swear it came from aew frfancy brunch place. Its 100 real. Just like my favorite sport pro wrestling. Um. Yeah, about pro wrestling. Its fake. What . Lies its. All. Lies why didnt you tell me . sorry jack, i thought you knew. Try my new grilled french toast plate with syrup and Hickory Smoked bacon. The newest addition to my brunchfast menu. Hit me with this, youll feel better. The Hydrogen Fueled mirai. Its only emission is water. Toyota. Lets go places. Jimmy thanks to tracy morgan, Kaitlin Olson, chris harrison, rachel the bachelorette and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time for him. Nightline is next but first, his album is called big baby d. R. A. M. Here with the song wifi with a little help from erykah badu, d. R. A. M do you got wifi cause i aint got no signal on my phone we in these hills and we all alone yeah do you got wifi do your boyfriend pay your bill for you to do this netflix and chill with me do you got wifi is there signal in your house while we chilling on the couch baby do you got wifi cause i really wanna show you something but my phone is up and all i need is you with me and i just wanna impress you darling i just wanna make you feel good i just wanna impress you darling so let me know if i could ladies and gentlemen ms. Erykah badu boy i got wifi and my service is nice at that and it comes at no price at that let me know where your iphone at to log on my wifi what is it that you have to show me boy it better be good please dont blow me well answer me this while its loading do you like my feng shui in my living room how the carpet matches the pillows too and did you know i was feeling you forget about your wifi for a second put your phone down please dont check it mama badu bout to teach you a lesson all i need all i need is you with me is you with me i dont want you to stress me babe i aint stressing you i just want you to make me feel good ill make you feel good dont want you to pressure me, i wont pressure you could you just give this a dust off no Strings Attached no Strings Attached were still connected were still connected no Strings Attached no Strings Attached were still connected were still connected no Strings Attached no Strings Attached were still connected were still connected boy i got wifi do you got wifi cause we in these hills and we all alone you aint got no service on your phone on my phone boy i got wifi oh do you got wifi do your boyfriend keep up the bill for you to do this netflix and chill with me baby baby no Strings Attached no Strings Attached still connected were still connected no Strings Attached no Strings Attached jimmy this is nightline. 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