Would actually become a reality. Tonight it did. So listen to this President Trump has nominated someone to serve on the Supreme Court. He was supposed to announce his pick on thursday but then yesterday he tweeted that hed made his decision and would announce it live tonight. He decided to preempt our regularly scheduled programs to make the announcement in primetime which is historic. Usually hell just announce this stuff in the moneying and the afternoon. This is the first time a Supreme Court nomination has ever interrupted an episode of ncis. [ laughter ] this is big. Not only did the white house do everything they could to keep the nomination secret to build suspense, they brought his final trumps final two choices, judge neil gor such from denver, and judge hardiman from pittsburgh, they brought them in to see which one thats right, Ryan Seacrested his choice for the Supreme Court. Like a two on one date on the bachelor. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here was the moment of truth as President Trump chose americas next top Supreme Court justice. I mean, hes totally messed up, fellas, but you have to admit hes just a different kind of a guy. Meatloaf, this is really bothering you, isnt it. Yes. Yes, sir. You know what meatloaf, im going to make you very happy. Okay. Gary, youre fired. Rajon, youre fired. Meatloaf, youre fired. Judge neil gorsuch. Youre very talented, youre very unique, youre an amazing guy, youre hired. Jimmy congratulations to neil gorsuch, youre going to hollywood. This is how it really happened. From the white house live tonight. And i would like to ask judge gorsuch and his wonderful wife louise to please step forward. Please, louise, judge. Here they come. Here they come. So was that a surprise . Was it . Jimmy well, yeah. You know who it was a surprise for . The guy who drove all the way out from pittsburgh to not get picked as Supreme Court judge. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy the only thing miss was him slowly walking away. Why the hell did he bring him out . All right. So tonight trump hired new Supreme Court justice. Last night he fired the acting attorney general, sally yates. She was appointed by president obama, was supposed to stay in place until a new attorney general was confirmed. But yesterday she announced that under her, the department of justice would not defend trumps order preventing refugees and visitors from seven predominantly muslim countries from entering the united states. She said she wasnt convinced it was lawful. Of course trump didnt like that so he gave her the hook and brought in this guy. His name is dana he looks like the kind of guy who wears tshirts and t and socks to bedo underwear. He looks like he had his first sexual experience at age 34. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hes acting attorney general and will defend the ban on immigrants. This was crazy today. Of all the many characters tapped for feel trump the one i believe will be leaving first, mark my words, for whatever reason they give, he will be seeking other opportunities by the end of the year, is press secretary sean spicer. He is the guy who every day has to get up in front of his colleagues, a room full of reporters who he used to be friends with, to attempt to explain what the hell is going on. Hes been very flustered so far. Including today when he took issue with the use of the word ban. I want to go back to the issue of this travel ban. Well, first of all, its not a travel ban. This was President Trumps tweet yesterday. If the ban were announced with a oneweek notice, the bad would rush into our country during that week. He says its a ban. Hes using the words the media is using. At the end of the day hold on it cant be this is yours jonathan, thanks, ill let kristen talk. It cant be a ban if youre letting 1 Million People in. 325,000 people from another country cant come in, that is by nature not a ban. Jimmy really . If i get banned from a casino or the super bowl for running naked on the field . Even if you let other people in, im still banned, right . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] dont take my word for it. I dont know anything. This is from an event last night at George Washington university. You know who else thinks its a ban . Sean spicer letter. The ban deals with seven countries the Obama Administration previously identified needs further travel restrictions. Jimmy did i saban . I meant bran, like raisin bran, love that stuff. If i didnt have that every morning, i think id end it all. Heres another interesting little plot twist. President trump as you know believes he would have won the popular vote had there not been what he says are 3 million to 5 million illegal votes cast. The expert whose work trump cites as evidence of this is a guy named greg phillips, who greg phillips, according to the associated press, is registered to vote in three states. [ laughter ] hes registered to vote in alabama, mississippi, and texas. You know the saying, in order to stop voter fraud, you have to be willing to commit voter fraud. [ laughter ] maybe hes going undercover. [ cheers and applause ] in china, this is so interesting. Theres an International Team of researchers in china, theyve discovered what they believe to be the oldest human ancestor, a 540 millionyearold creature they call sacaritis. Isnt he cute . As you can see he has a large mouth but no anus. The researchers were unable to find any evidence of an anus. They think it ate food and excreted from the same orifice. Like ther rest of us do on supe bowl sunday. [ laughter ] guillermo what do you think . Thats our grandpa together. Guillermo crazy [ bleep ]. Crazy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo like they eat jimmy no, i understand that part of it, yeah. Guillermo was in houston yesterday for super bowl media day. This is when the reporters try to speak to the players. Did you have fun . Guillermo a lot of fun. Jimmy are you tired . Guillermo very tired. Jimmy did you go out afterwards . Guillermo yeah, a little bit. [ laughter ] jimmy whered you go . Guillermo we finished late. The closest bar was right there. Jimmy you went to a bar what did you drink at the bar . Guillermo beer, beer. Jimmy oh, beer. Thats the International Sign for beer. Guillermo yeah. Jimmy guillermo got a lot of attention. Tomorrow night well have his full report. As a preview guillermo was featured on Sports Center when he asked a number of players what tom brady smells like. How does tom brady smell . Tom brady smells good. Like money. Like you would imagine. What do you think tom brady smells like . Flowers. Expensive ones. Guillermo can i come smell you . No. Jimmy wait a minute. How can we decide if hes the greatest quarterback of alltime if hes not going to let anybody smell him . [ cheers and applause ] joe montana would have let you smell him, ill tell you that. Guillermo well, too late. Jimmy we have guillermos official super bowl media day tomorrow night. We have to take a break. Theres a couple on hollywood boulevard right now, they cannot hear us. They dont know whats going on. When we come back in honor of jamie dornan and fifty shades darker, well ask them how often they make love and well see how well their answers match up with each others. It will be awkward and fun so stick around, well be right back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i love the smell of napalm in the morning. No, this is double espresso. Hodor hodor ehhh, hodor. You guys watch game of thrones, right . Inconceivable surely, you cant be serious. I am serious. And dont call me shirley . Thats the unlimited effect. Stream your entertainment and more with unlimited data when you switch to at t wireless and have directv. Plus, get the amazing new iphone 7 on us. Any of your favorite footlongs now for just six dollars. An endless cavalcade of premium subs. Any footlong on the menu for just six dollars. So, bring your appetite america, the subway footlong fest is upon us. Th. Oh, bakedon alfredo . E. Gotta rinse that. Nope. No way. Nada. Really . Dish issues . Throw it all in. Cascade platinum powers through. Your toughest stuckon food. Nice. Cascade. [ins[microwave beeps]lays] [heart monitor beeps] hasta luego, profesor [pumping of bike tire] [pumping of hospital ventilator] [tapping of pen] [tapping of shoes] hey ramirez un poquito mas rapido, no . [laughing] [wheel squeaking] hey carlos, manana Carlos Carlos dr. Brad needs to see you in room 3. Todo el dia right this way. Yes, one second ill be right there. Our powerful relief now in pill form. Its the one and only cold flu caplet that has a maximum strength formula with a unique warming sensation you instantly feel. Power through with Theraflu Expressmax caplets. Something bigger. Here. And something. Smaller. Juicy. Lettey. Oniony. Cheesy. Iconic big mac®. Now in three sizes, for a limited time only. Ba da ba ba ba when you hit 300,000 miles. Or here, when you walked away without a scratch. Maybe it was the day your baby came home. Or maybe the day you realized your baby was not a baby anymore. Every subaru is built to earn your trust. Because we know what youre trusting us with. Subaru. Kelley blue books most trusted brand. And best overall brand. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Theres only one way to travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing. And thats with a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. Jimmy still to come, jamie dornan, adam scott, music from Tucker Beathard. The fifty shades darker movie is coming out [ cheers and applause ] ohoh. Jamie dornan hears this hes going to run for the hills. [ laughter ] we thought we might head out to hollywood boulevard to find a pair of lovebirds, happy couples we hope, to ask them a simple question, how many times a month do you have sex . Weve done this before. Oftentimes they have different answers. The man and the woman. They tend to have different ways of doing the math. But lets get on to cousin sal whos outside. Sal hey, cousin jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sal and i came up with this idea because our friend whose name i will not mention sal dan sanborn. Jimmy thats right, dan sanborn, he told us he and his wife sheena, they live in little silver, new jersey, do what they call it four times a week, even though theyve been married 16 years. They have 37 kids. [ laughter ] and i was shocked by this. So lets do this. Bring in that couple sal let me say, im calling fake news on the sanborn thing. Jimmy why . Sal hes not that [ bleep ]able. [ laughter ] im sorry, i shouldnt have said that. Jimmy can you guys hear me . What good are those soundcanceling headphones . Son of a okay, all right. Do you have any idea what im about to ask you . Did you hear anything . No. Jimmy okay, very good. No. Jimmy what your names . Anthony, were from studio city, california. Jimmy okay, anthony. Whats your name . Leilani. Jimmy whos that punk kid in the background jumping around . Okay, anthony and leilani, how long have you been together . Over three years. Over three years. Jimmy are you married, engaged, dating, whats the story . Were dating. Dating. Three years, youre dating. So that is a little bit different. [ laughter ] its a simple game. There are no wrong answers. Only honest answers. Im going to ask you both a question. What id like you to do is write your answers down. Dont share your answers. Dont consult each other, dont say it aloud, just write it down. When i tell you, you will reveal your answers. Okay . The question, theres only one question. It is, how many times a month do you have sex . Anthony and leilani have written down their answers. Leilani, were going to start with you. How many times a month do you and anthony i should have specified. Its you and anthony. [ laughter ] have sex . Hi, kids. [ laughter ] 10 times a month, all right. Sal 10 times, kids, what do you think . [ laughter ] Jimmy Anthony says . 12 all right. Thats pretty close. I think thats quite close. Which do you think, whos closer to the truth there now that you see each others answers . Im definitely closer. Jimmy okay, all right. Congratulations on that. Thats a lot. Before you go, does sin sal has gifts for you. Sal i have a whip and i have duct tape. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how it works. Lets bring our next couple in. Sal come on in. Jimmy lets bring our next couple in. Hello there. Again, weve got some parentless children looking on from the back. Hi, whats your name . Belinda. Jimmy belinda or melinda . Belinda with a b. Jimmy what is your name, sir . William marlin. Jimmy belinda and william, are you married . 36 years. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, this is good. Wow, 36 years. What, did you get married when you were 8 . 19. Jimmy 19 . Yes. Jimmy wow, you look very young. Im going to ask you about the question. And your job is just answer that question honestly. Do not reveal your answer until i tell you to, okay . Yeah, write on the other side, anthony. I mean, william. Okay. All right. So the question is, how many times a month, after 36 years, do you have sex . [ laughter ] yeah, write it right on the yeah, on the thing. Okay. Belinda going to work. Theres a concerned onlooker. All right. William . Are you in the marines or just a fan . Now. Jimmy whats that . Im still in. Jimmy very good, okay. Once a marine always a marine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right, william the marine, what is the number . The number is two. I think william spelled it out just for spite. Better get this one right. Jimmy belinda, what do you say . William says two, you say sal this is going to be trouble. Ten [ cheers and applause ] wait a minute. Well, either youve got someone on the side or one of you is t not you know i meant not alone, right . Wow, belinda. What happened . I today is my birthday, im old. [ laughter ] jimmy all right. Well, belindas using the sen nilty defense here. All right, happy birthday, belinda. Sal the worlds best lover cup, mug. And fresh oysters for you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy very good, thank you guys. One more. Lets have one more in there. [ cheers and applause ] lets see, our next couple is hello, what are your names . Im rita. Im phil. Jimmy where are you from . Toronto, ontario, canada. Jimmy very good. Welcome to the united states. Were happy to have you here. How long have you been married . Are you married . We are married. Jimmy you are married. It will be 38 years this fall. Jimmy 38 years. [ cheers and applause ] william and belinda were married for 36 years. The question were going to ask is the same question we asked them. How many times a month, write it down, do not say it aloud, do you make love . And by make love you know what i mean. Im going to ask you to write this in u. S. Figures, not canadian. This could open up a long [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] phil, can we get you an abacus . Rita, did you finish your answer . We just saw phils. Phil, thats not how game shows work here in america. All right, so phil showed his number. Phil, let me guess i bet lets 10 yeah, that is right, its 10. Rita, you say . Which way . Jimmy whoa sal theres a decimal there. Theres a decimal. Jimmy i think we need to pair phil up with belinda and rita up with william. [ laughter ] sal, are they still around . Maybe that could be the gift. [ laughter ] sal no, she smacked him in the face and he took off down the street. Jimmy i believe we have a special gift presentation for you tonight here. Do we have a special gift presentation . Oh, look at that, oh [ cheers and applause ] jamie dornan. Jamie what do you have there . [ cheers and applause ] jamie, dont shake his hand, hes having sex by himself eight times a month. What do you have for him there, jamie . Ive got a 50 hooters card. Jimmy oh, great. And some original dairy whipped cream. Jimmy oh, wow, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] what a lovely gift. Thank you, jamie. Thank you, phil, rita. Id like you to walk around with those signs just held up like that the rest of the night. Thanks to everyone. Jamie, come in here before youre attacked. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show for you tonight. Music from Tucker Beathard. Adam scott is here. Be right back with jamie dornan [ cheers and applause ] if youre gonna make an entrance. [car driving upon the water] director what . You knowe your thats not your line, right . jon did you know that h r block will file your 1040ez for free . director ahhh. Yeah. The line is, rome. jon my jobs done here. director ok. Thank you. jon dont just get your taxes done. Get your taxes won. You have to brave to8 hours of testingcation, in the 11 most crucial areas of management accounting. Only 50 will pass. Done. So if youre one of them, feel free to brag. Youve earned it. Oh yeah. I want that. Whos next . Im next. After her. After him. The cma certification. Youve got to earn it. [ alarm weather. Eping ] [ laughter ] cartoons. Wait for it. [ cat screech ] [ laughter ] [ screaming ] [ laughter ] make everyday awesome with the power of xfinity x1. Hi grandma and the fastest internet. [ girl screaming ] [ laughter ] jimmy welcome back. Tonight from the new hbo show Big Little Lies, adam scott is here. Then later from nashville, tennessee. This is his ep, its called fight like hell, music from Tucker Beathard. Tomorrow night rob lowe, dave salmoni and his wild animal friends, and music from tom chaplain so zone us for that. Our first guest plays the billionaire blindfold and bondage enthusiast christian grey in the sequel that answers every question you had after the first one. Fifty shades darker opens a week from friday please welcome jamie dornan. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Everything good . Everythings good, man, how are you . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre cropped. The audience, let me tell you [ cheers and applause ] theres like a 40 chance youre not getting out of here alive. I can feel it. It feels a little higher than that, ill be honest. Jimmy it might be tipping into the 50 , 52 , yeah. How are you . Good, everythings good. Jimmy did you shave your head for a role . Yeah, for work, yeah. When im early 20s i used to shave the head quite a lot so i know that i dont have one of those weird shakes shapes. Jimmy knobby heads . I feel like i have a weird bumps on my head. I feel you should never do this. Jimmy it would never grow back if i ever did that. I want to ask you about a photograph. This is interesting to me. Its a photograph of you with josh gad and don rickles. What was going on here . What was happening . I look very red and drunk. [ laughter ] jimmy that makes three of you, i think. Whats happening there, i was having dinner with don rick ankles and the his wife barbara. Jimmy nice. As you do. Josh gad happened to come into the restaurant. Jimmy josh was not invited to dinner . No, no, we wouldnt invite josh. [ laughter ] i dont even know josh. I met him once briefly and he said very lovely things about the fall so i knew he was a fan, im a fan of his. He happened to be walking past. We were having dinner together so he took a picture. Jimmy how did you wind up having dinner with don rick ankles and the his wife barbara in the first place snrchgts they invited me. Jimmy they invited you. Im just doing a show anyway, talked about don, he got in touch afterwards, and we became email buddies, spoke on the phone. Jimmy what . Wait a minute. I know don. For many years. Barbara does emails. Hes not emailing you. Whoevers emailing you is not don. [ laughter ] he is not your email buddy. It was a hell of a surprise when he actually turned up to dinner because i didnt know who i had been emailing with. Jimmy right. Hes the most fun. Hes the best. Did he tell you all his stories . Las vegas stories and all that stuff . All that crazy stuff. Jimmy how did it come to be that a kid from Northern Ireland even knows don rickles, became a fan of don rick ankle in the first place . I know, its a good point. Im a big fan of sinatra and dean martin and joey bishop. Jimmy that era of entertainers, yeah. I guess i spent a lot of time online goog googling stuff of theirs. I used to youtube stuff by them. Interviews, all those comedy roasts, the original comedy roasts. Don was the one who stuck out for me in all of those. Jimmy hes the funniest. Hes still the funniest. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy do you fantasize about having a life in which you have a group of guys that you wear tuxedos with, ties undone, go to las vegas, maybe entertain a little bit at 6 00 in the morning . That is my life. Jimmy that is your life. Absolutely. Jimmy well, that worked. Me out of a tux, thats how i roll. Jimmy do you still live in belfast . I dont live in belfast, no, i live outside of london. Jimmy have you ever lived here in los angeles . Ive spent a lot of time here. I used to come over here for little stints and try to get work. The first time i came over here, i thought id try to immerse myself into the l. A. Way of life, join a gym because everyones really into that here. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah. So i joined this gym. Equinox. On sunset. And i went in. And the first i signed up and i went in to train. And the first person i see when i go up is your man fabio. [ laughter ] jimmy thats my man. Your man. Jimmy hes our man. Hes not really hes everyones. Jimmy hes americas man. Hes americas man. Jimmy he might be italys man but hes somebodys man. I think italy. He was there with all his hair and all that. [ laughter ] and hes wearing like a very loosefitting tank top. And he was doing like pullups. He had a crowd around him. Jimmy really . When was this . How long ago . This was 12 years ago or something. Jimmy still not during the height of fabio fever. [ laughter ] how many pullups was he doing . He was doing enough to form a crowd. Jimmy really . Yeah. Jimmy wow. Yeah. I didnt join the crowd. Jimmy you didnt. I sort of noticed. Well, maybe l. A. s not for me. [ laughter ] jimmy you got scared off by fabio and his pullups, thats a shame. We would have loved to have had you. Yeah. Jimmy youve not run into fabio since then . Funnily enough, i havent. Jimmy i have a surprise for you. Please bring him out no, tube i dont rkfabios not. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is. Jimmy maybe he could be part of your rat pack. Hed look great in a tux. Jimmy id love to see him in clothes, ive never seen that before. Were going to take a break. When we come back we have a clip from the movie, fifty shades darker. It opens next week. Jamie dornan is here. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] big mac get it big mac oh you got a fresh fade . Closed a big deal today. Chorus theres a big mac for that got that Old School Flow . You just came into some dough chorus big mac for that uh, beat the boss. Ha need that special sauce . Chorus theres a big mac for that oh found your keys. Hit some 3s, love melted cheese . Chorus theres a big mac for that woah juicy, cheesy, iconic big mac. Now in three sizes, but only for a limited time. Im lovin it . Tax refund, you can get an advance on that refund . [zombie] an advance on my tax refund. [john] doesnt take brains to see the value in that. [zombie] ha [john] arghh. [vo] you can get a refund advance of up to 1250 no interest at block. [john] get you taxes won. When you filter out the bad. Youre left with. The good. In life. And in water. Choose the cleaner, better tasting world of brita. Choose the filtered life. Because my teeth are yellow. These photos . Why dont you use a whitening toothpaste . Im afraid its bad for my teeth. Try crest 3d white. Crest 3d White Diamond strong toothpaste and rinse. Gently whiten. And fortify weak spots. Use together for 2 times stronger enamel. Crest 3d white. All right . How do you become americas bestselling brand . Ooohhh yeah. Keep breathing. Keep breathing. Im breating, lets go. You make it protective. Can you go a little faster . Just trying to be safe. You make it hard working. Hey guys. You make it so everyones happy. Going further to make life better. Thats ford. And thats how you become americas bestselling brand. This is how many people were born here. This many are fifth generation. This is how many are named hiawatha kitty mcgee. He keeps the town dry. Theyd prefer it a little wet. This many are proud of what we make here. This is how many will go around bragging about it. This is our town. If you cant get here, just look for one of our postcards. We send them all over. They look like this. We send them all over. I juwhat are you looking at . Crazy stuff, man. Youve gotta see this. Whatwhat is this . Its like some 3d virtual world. Can i see . Oh yai yai yai yai yai yai. Look at the moon. Whoot. Starting bidding at 10,000. taken thousand. Thank you, maam. I didnt know you had a place in aspen. Ive got a lot of places. 19 19,000, thank you, sir. A week of luxury at americas finest ski resort. 24,000. New blood, 24,000 i am bid. Do i hear 25,000 . It was for you. Someone who needs it. I dont know whether to worship at your feet or spank you. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, wow, i tell you. You can make a game show out of that sentence. Worship at your feet or spank you. That could be big for you. You should present that. Jimmy i would love to be the host of that show. Would you make a cameo on that . Definitely, yeah. Jimmy boy this premiere, whens the premiere . A lot of people in our audience are going to this premiere. Im meant to know the answer to that. Jimmy yes. Its on thursday. Jimmy its on thursday. [ cheers and applause ] you are in a great deal of danger at this thing. Do you have security . Do you have like a yeah. Jimmy a person hired to people women away from you . Keep them off you . I dont think thats exclusively all theyre hired to do but i think its definitely on a not like that jimmy thats their number one job. Do you have people grabbing at you if. I dont mind that. [ cheers and applause ] im really going to regret saying that. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, yeah, you are, yeah. Your dad is a gynecologist. An obstetrician. Hes delivered a lot of babies. Thats true, yeah. Jimmy has he seen these movies . Id like to get a gynecological take on the films themselves. Yeah. [ laughter ] i dont think hes given me a gynecological take on it. Jimmy he has not. You know. Hes probably got plenty to say about, you know, where things go. Jimmy where things go. [ laughter ] he knows all the spots. Yeah. Jimmy your dad i learned today has invented a new soccer game thats becoming popular around the world. Thats true. Thats true. Jimmy what is the game . Circular soccer. Its like a thing. So my dads dad, who sadly died before i was born, he played soccer for ireland. And so they played this game, a version of this game when they were kids, when dad was a kid. So dads now developed it into something that sort of works for modern day. Its sort of a training tool, also something that kids can play, you can put it up at the beach. Jimmy how many guys play . Theres a net in the middle . Its sort of unlimit rshd you cant shoot within a certain perimeter of the goal. Its got like three goals. Im not great at the sort of technicalities of explaining this. Jimmy your dads going to be furious, yeah. Were going to have to get him to explain this. Hed love that. Jimmy he would love that . Hes one of those people, hes pretty much retired, he cant stand watching his mates who just retire and just wait to die. Jimmy right, yeah. Which a lot of people seem to want to do when they retire. Dads got a very active mind and he wants to keep producing something, giving something to the world. Jimmy yeah, after how long was he working . 40 years. Jimmy after 40 years of looking at vaginas very intently [ laughter ] hes decided to devote his life to sport and i think thats a wonderful thing. Its very good to see you. Jamie dornan, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] fifty shades darker opens in theaters february 10th. Be right back with adam scott proof of less joint pain. And clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can fight Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. Humira is the number 1 prescribed biologic for Psoriatic Arthritis. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. Want more proof . Ask your rheumatologist about humira. Humira. Whats your body of proof . Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. Give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh im so proud of you. Well thank you. Free at at discover. Com creditscorecard, even if youre not a customer. Dont pay hundreds more for taxes and fees on your wireless bill. Introducing tmobile one. Now with taxes and fees included. Get 4 lines of unlimited lte data for 40 bucks each. All unlimited. All in switch to tmobile today. [ male announcer ] cats will do anything for the irresistible taste of temptations treats. What are you doing . Oh, here, check this out. [ meows ] temptations. Cats cant resist. [ meows ] but when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Every great why needs a great how. What are you doing up . Mom said i could have a midnight snack. Its not even midnight, its ten fortythree. Well, lets have a ten fortythree snack. Quietly, though. Okay. Yeah. Mmmm. Shhhh. Hey ill share my yoplait custard if you share your yoplait dippers . Deal. Deal. Mmmm. The family favorite. Yoplait. Still to come, music from Tucker Beathard. You know our next guest from many fine movies and tv shows and hes the best guy in all of them. Starting february 19th hes married to Reese Witherspoon in the new hbo series Big Little Lies. Please welcome adam scott. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, handsome, i like the way you put yourself together. Wow, thank you very much. Jimmy ive been seeing the billboards for Big Little Lies all over, some cast. Yeah. Jimmy you, Reese Witherspoon. Nicole kidman, shailene woodley. Jimmy thats unbelievable. Its crazy. Jimmy its a limited series. How limited is the series . Its limited to seven episodes. Jimmy okay. And theres no chance that it becomes an ongoing thing . Well, then it wouldnt be limited, jimmy. Laugh li [ laughter ] every series in a way is limited. I was on a limited series called parks and the recreation. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it was limited, wildly limited. Limited to 127 episodes. Jimmy so there you go. Yeah. Jimmy i want to mention, because you did a thing called what was it called . The greatest event in Television History . Oh, yeah, the greatest event. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy in which you would take these classic 80s Television Show opens, where they used to have opens. Opening credit sequences, recreate them shot for shot, try to use all the locations they shot in, original shows, and the props and costumes and the all that. Jimmy it was right on. Great. Jimmy they were so great. You did simon and simon. Was that the first one . Then hart to hart, good choice. Thanks. The last one was bosom buddies. Jimmy you got tom hanks to be in that. Tom hanks did it. Peter scolari did it. Billy joel did it. Jimmy hoe sang the theme song. Was it him singing the actual song . Or a soundalike . They had a soundalike. Jimmy you got the real billy joel. We got the real bill he joel. Jimmy thats better. You love 80s music. Was that for you, having billy joel around did he enjoy himself . I dont even know why he did it. Like it makes no sense. [ laughter ] will you come do this adult swim show where we recreate an opening credit sequence to something, a theme song you didnt even sing . Jimmy yeah. He was like, yeah, all right. But it was crazy. We got to hang out with him are. We shot this bit i mean, paul rudd was the other person in the show. So we were both big billy joel fans. Ate around all day for him to arri arrive, we went to long island to shoot with him. He shows up on a motorcycle with a bandana on his head and sunglasses on. And were just standing out in the parking lot waiting for him. Like idiots. [ laughter ] and he gets off his motorcycle. He kind of took his sun glasses off and looked at us like, what the [ bleep ] did i get myself into . Two guys waiting for me . We shoot with him, hes awesome. Then it finishes. We finish, were done. And he doesnt leave. He just stays and kind of hangs out. And were not going to leave or ask him to we want to hang owl with billy joel. So we just i start kind of trying to think of things to say to him. Like i think i asked him like, what was it like making glass houses . I had no idea what to say. So he was cool. Kind of handled us. But then invited us out to dinner. Jimmy nice. We went to dinner with billy joel. Jimmy then did you continue with the diskography as you went . We did, the whole evening peppering him with ridiculous questions. He was totally into it. Jimmy what does billy joel eat at a restaurant when he goes . Actually, he brought a plastic bag of his own clams. [ laughter ] jimmy what . We went to an Italian Restaurant with billy joel, which already is incredible. Jimmy is great. A bottle of red, a bottle of white, yeah. He walked in with his own clams and mussels. Handed them to the waiter. The waiter was like, yep, right away. They went back and prepared them for us. Jimmy wow, where did he get them . I think he caught them that morning. He caught them. This is a miracle. Like the down easter alexa is for real. Hes going out into the bay, its amazing. Do they charge a shucking fee when you bring your own . Im sure they do. Maybe not for billy. Jimmy maybe they dont. Last time i saw you was last time i saw your son, actually, graham, how old is graham . Hes 10. Jimmy almost a year ago at my house for the super bowl. Yeah. Jimmy you guys came over, your family. And a great thing happened. Ill let you tell the story. Okay. Yeah, we went we came to your house for a super bowl party, which was super fan. At jimmys house, you go its the best party in the world. Jimmy television everywhere. Theres a tv set and you watch the tv, its amazing. They think of everything. In the bathroom at jimmys house, theres a few tins of altoids set out. You get a few, spread them out on the counter. Like if you want to after you wash your hands pop an altoid before heading back into the party. Or maybe like maybe take an altoid before you go to the bathroom and put it up your butt. Jimmy yeah, whatever, whatever i dont tell people what to do with their altoids. Anyway, were there. Thats in the bathroom. And we get home later that afternoon. And my son kind of takes me aside and hes like, dad, check this out. And he pulls out a tin of altoids. That he put into his jacket pocket. And i was just kind of like, oh, man, now i have to like do the thing, the parent thing, where you have to like pretend that this is a big deal. Jimmy right. And like say, i hope jimmy doesnt call the cops. You have to make it seem like this is a huge deal. Jimmy i did call the police, i called 911. We appreciated that. Because he learned his lesson. Jimmy so your son we made him write a letter to jimmy to apologize for stealing the altoids. Jimmy this might be the greatest letter ive ever received. Just so you see its real. This is how it comes. Dear jimmy, molly, and jane. Jane i think was 1 at the time. I loved your party a lot. But i need to tell you that i stole a mint pack. [ laughter ] but i have sent it back with this note. He sent the altoids back. With plentiful amount of sorriness, graham scott. [ cheers and applause ] its a great letter. Yeah. Jimmy now youre saying those altoids he sent back to me, you had them in your butt or he had them in his . I put two in my butt. Jimmy thank you for sending those back. Then the next day, the next day graham got something in the mail which was or delivered to the house, which was a box of graham crackers. His name is graham. And this note from jimmy. Jimmy you want me to read it . Oh, yeah, i wrote this. Dear graham, thank you for the note and the safe return of our missing altoids. Im sorry i stole your crackers. Your pal, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we all learned something that day. Adam scott, everybody Big Little Lies premieres february 19th on hbo. Be right back with Tucker Beathard jimmy id like to thank jamie dornan, adam scott and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. Night whine is next but first, this ep is called fight like hell, hear making his latenight Television Debut with the song mama and jesus, Tucker Beathard [ cheers and applause ] sometimes i drink a little too much ive been known to smoke cus and fight just because ive run out of breath doing my best to keep up with these demons and let down momma and jesus gonna run out of road before i run out of tread ive found a line to cross every chance i get if the wild runs out if i ever settle down god knows it aint no secret its all about the grace of momma and jesus so im gonna shoot this last light out get a little lost before i get found im gunna burn this last one down then turn it around for momma and jesus run out of reasons for not giving up on me you can go to hell from running your lips you crushing out love like a cigarette that same old story ill change, im sorry but the only ones forgive me are me momma and jesus so im gonna shoot this last light out get a little lost before i get found im gunna burn this last one down then turn it around for momma and jesus run out of reasons for not giving up on me so im gonna shoot this last light out get a little lost before i get found im gunna burn this last one down then turn it around for momma and jesus run out of reasons for not giving up on me this is nightline. Tonight, inside 30 Supreme Court pick. A decision that could shape generations to come. Im keeping another promise to the american people. By nominating judge neil gorsuch. The youngest nominee in 25 years. Ill do all my powers permit to be a faithful servant of the constitution and laws of this great country. His conservative credentials have some calling him scalia 2. 0. Will democrats block his nomination . This is a very bad decision. High drama at the high court. Brave wilderness. Lets go, lets see what we can find. He may have millions of fans on youtube im about to enter the sting zone. One, two, three arrgh