Debate last night . Donald trump and Hillary Clinton . [ cheers and applause ] amazing there could be anyone who wouldnt have watched. I was looking forward to it. 67 Million People watched donald versus hillary 2. Rarely is a sequel better than the original but this definitely was. Starting right at the beginning is candidates came out, they did not shake hands. Secretary clinton greeted her opponent with a page out of the access hollywood bus book. Hello, hello. Hello, hello. Jimmy she grabbed him by the pward and that was the nicest thing that happened. Anyone who expected donald trump to reel it in was way off the mark. He was on fire. He promised that if he was president hed throw hillary in jail. He called her the devil. Not a devil. The devil. Which i think that might have been his way of coming on to her. In the pickup Artist Community they call that negging. A lot of postdebate analysis registered surprise that with all that was going on with donald trump, Hillary Clinton didnt definitively win the debate. The truth is you dont win a debate like that. You survive it. You board up the windows and you get in the basement. You curl up in a ball until it blows over. Its like a tornado. Then the next morning you still have a house, you won. For me one of the most interesting parts of the event last night was at the end when one of the undecided voters in the audience asked the candidates to Say Something nice about each other. Well, heres how that went. My question to both of you is, would either of you name one positive thing that you respect in one another . No. Im shocked to hear that. Thanks to both of you. Good night, everyone. Well, its the start of a dialogue is whats important. One of the fascinating things that happened on friday was, before the billy bush tape was released, all the news was about Hurricane Matthew. Hurricane matthew, i thought Hurricane Matthew was going to come to california and get us there was so much. The minute that tape came out, Hurricane Matthew just disappeared from television. The only channel that continued their round the clock coverage of the hurricane was fox news. Because they didnt want to talk about the trump tape. Even the Weather Channel was like, to hell with this, lets go with the trump tape. [ laughter ] [ applause ] more than 1 Million People lost power in their homes. The only person mentioning disaster on a National Level was donald trump. The fact is almost everything shes done in Foreign Policy has been a mistake and its been a disaster. Mr. Trump, were going to the inner cities of our country which are a dissals tear. Obamacare is a total disaster. The education is a disaster. What thats going to do is a disaster. Perhaps the greatest disaster. Iraq was a disaster. I think aleppo is a disaster. Obamacare is a disaster. It was disaster. It is a disaster. Take a look at senate run. Take a look at upstate new york your two minutes is up, secretary clinton. It turned out to be a disaster. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, all right. Someone on his team might want to think about investing in a thesaurus. Theyre of disasters the Washington Post on friday leaked behind the scenes video of donald trump chatting with billy bush on the access hollywood bus, this is back in 2005. Trump was caught on tape telling billy about the time he tried to have sex with entertainment reporter nancy odell. He says he took her furniture shopping. By the way, i want some followup, i want to know if that happened, and if it did, what did he buy her . A sizable item . A hutch or a die net set . Are we talking ottoman . I dont know. I want to know. At one point trump brags about being able to do anything he wants with women, including grabbing them by their lady parts. Its a bit unsavory. And we wanted to create a version of this tape that could be enjoyed by audiences of all ages so we took the audio from what trump said to bush on the bus and paired it with video from the flintstones and this is what happens when access hollywood goes to bedrock. I moved on her and i failed. Ill admit it. I moved on her heavily. I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furnit e furniture. Ill show you where they have some nice furniture. I moved on her like a bitch. I couldnt get there. She was married. All of a sudden i see her shoorks goes the phoney tits, everything, totally changed her looks. Im automatically attracted to beautiful women. Its like a magnet. When youre a star they let you do it, you can do anything. Grab them by the [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy so of course people were outraged. Trump apologized. Billy bush got suspended from his job. Poor jeb bush. Billy bush is his cousin, he has to be thinking, why in the hell didnt he release this tape a year ago . [ laughter ] billy was suspended from the today show indefinitely. Theres a lot of the speculation he might not ever come back to the today show. If thats true this means this was billy bushs fine a pearns on that show. He fill in for kathie lee on friday. I think youll agree if this was his last appearance on the today show he went out in style. Might not have been able to do that in my spanx werent on, got to say that. Jimmy spanx for the memories, billy. If this president thing doesnt work out id love to see a reality show where donald trump and billy bush travel around the country, talking, evaluating women, whatever they do. After the tape came out more than two dozen republicans who had either supported or endorsed donald trump unendorsed him. Senator john mccain, governor john kasich, former secretary of state Condoleezza Rice among the list of prominent republicans who denounced him. Some of them called for him to withdraw from the race. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger, who happens to be the new host of the apprentice, announced he wont vote for trump. He said hes never voted for anyone other than a republican before but this time he chose his country over his party. Heres the statement arnold released on saturday afternoon. Jimmy you can see he is outraged. [ laughter ] he grabs his women by the waist. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, of all this stuff, can you imagine how pissed donald trump must have been when he heard Arnold Schwarzenegger wasnt supporting him anymore after that . I mean, i would have loved to have been the fly on hillarys face when that news came in. Of course trump is eager to let cancer know that what he said was just talk. Specifically locker room talk. This is locker room talk. Its locker room talk. And you have two minutes for this. I told you that was locker room talk. This was locker room talk. Jimmy when guys go in the locker room, we go nuts, we start using curse words, we look at pornography, we throw up on each other, its disgusting. But thats how it goes in a locker guillermo and i have locker room talk all the time. Guillermo thats right. Jimmy in fact, we had some locker room talk today and we thought we might show it to you. Jimmy yeah, all right, see you guys later. Hey, jimmy. Jimmy whats going on . Not much. Just thinking about boobs. Jimmy oh, boobs, yeah. Those are great. You know what else i like . Butts. Youre right. Butts are good too. Jimmy yeah, yeah. What are you doing after this . Nothing, just thinking about naked ladies. Oh, yeah, naked ladies honk, honk brrr jimmy junglewomba. Guiller guillermo . You ar horny little [ bleep ], arent you. Sorry, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. That was three hours ago. We dont talk like that anymore. We were young. It was an interesting weekend but no matter which candidate you support i think we can all agree the winner of last nights debate was this gentleman. We have one more question from ken bone about Energy Policy, ken . What steps will your Energy Policy take to meet our energy needs while at the same time remaining environmentally friendly and minimizing job loss for fossil power plant workers this. Jimmy that delightful man is ken bone, from granite city, illinois. When we come back we are going to check with ken and his sweater live on the wall of america. Hi, ken. Well be right back. [ cheers and applause ] thats not fair, he should give you your rollerblades back. And, shes back. Storm coming . A very dangerous cheese storm. With the blue cash everyday card from American Express you get cash back on this. Mouth toys. That really takes me back. Cash back on this. Baloney and medical gauze. And even this. Who said shrimmpppppppppppp . 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Hurry in and lease the 2017 passat s for just 199 a month. I need a better yoga class. [sobbing] oh gail, i miss you so much. Well. Im not super into yoga, but yeah, we know just the place. [sobbing] just weep it out. No matter what you need or when you need it, check yelp first. Jimmy welcome back. Still to come, john stamos, don rickles, music from two board minute ka club. Happy columbus day. I have to believe if columbus could see America Today he would have turned all three of those boats around and headed back to spain. A lot has changed about the way we talk about columbus since i was in school and the way we tell the story. Columbus isnt necessarily the friendly character we sang about sailing the ocean blue. And i want to make sure that i dont offend anyone when i talk about it. So abc hired a political corrector to help me with this tonight. Hi, there. How are you . So youll help me, let me know [ cheers and applause ] so Christopher Columbus was a great man. Christopher columbus was a heroic man . Christopher columbus was a man. Okay. A man who discovered america. A man who set out to discover america. A man who went to a place where a lot of people already there that we call america. Okay. There he befriended indians. He there he met native americans . No . Oh. There he was an unwelcome visit tore the Indigenous People of the land that would come to be known as the united states. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] the end. Thats the end of the story. Its not the end . Oh, thats right. This is where i personally choose to end the story, but i cannot say definitively that this is the end because that would be dismissive of the stories of so many others. Good . Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] its not as catchy that way. Back to the debate no, no, dont give him any cards. Last night america was introduced to an undecided voter named ken bone who quickly became the darling of the internet. Joining us now from st. Louis on our big cisco screen, the wall of america, please welcome ken. Hi, concern. [ cheers and applause ] hi, jimmy. How are you this evening . Jimmy doing well and im grateful to you for spending time with us tonight. Do you have any idea of how adorable you are . First i want to say. Thats a definitive yes. Jimmy okay, good. So when i saw you last night i was immediately emailing our producers on the show to try to get you. When did you find out that youd suddenly become famous . We werent allowed to have our phones or any Electronic Devices with us. So when i turned my phone back on, when i got back to my car at about 10 15 central, and i had a few thousand missed messages, i started to think that maybe today was going to be a long day. Jimmy did you know your fans are now calling themselves boneheads . Thats fan fantastic, ive been calling my family that for years. Jimmy good. Your twitter handle what is . Because there are some fake ones out there. I am kenbone18. There are other, better twitter accounts that use my name but theyre not me. Jimmy okay. Why 18 . Why there 17 other ken bones on twitter . There are more than youd think. It is a fantastic name. [ laughter ] 18, mike shannon, cardinal great. Jimmy gotcha. Do you still have to go to work if youre suddenly an internet sensation . I had to apologize for missing Committee Meetings that i probably would rather not have gone to today. Im working night shift tomorrow so that i can suffer the indignation of all my coworkers. Jimmy explain what happened with the red sweater. You originally werent supposed to wear that . No, it was going to be an olivecolored suit i like very much. My grandfather helped me pick it out a few years ago. I thought, grandpa would be so proudfy wore this suit. Apparently i have gotten somewhat more fat since then. [ laughter ] when i got into my car, i split the seat out of my pants. And destroyed my olive suit. I had to do an emergency wardrobe change. Jimmy if the smithsonian asks, will you give that sweater to them . I mean, give is a strong word, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy how is your wife mrs. Bone and your little bone son handling all of this . Heather and logan are doing pretty well. Heather is maybe a little tired of dealing with me in general after 12 years, but [ laughter ] the ridiculousness of the internet today. And logan says dad is the best kind of famous, internet famous. Jimmy i see. Have you received endorsement offers from companies . No, but feel free to pass them along. Jimmy id like to see lenscrafters, youve got the glasses there. Maybe red lobster with the sweater. Maybe you could be the new koolaid guy, burst through the wall. I was hoping for maybe do they still make moustache wax . Have my own line. Jimmy i think they do. Have you been approached by the producers of the show bones . No, i have not. Im wildly underqualified to even pretend im one of the people on that show. Jimmy are you still undecided as a voter . I know thats the reason you were there in the first place. Everybody doesnt like it that much but i think im more undecided than i was before. I had to put my head down while mom and dad were arguing over thanksgiving dinner last night. Jimmy are you an indecisive person in general . Not usually. This is an unusual political cycle. Its been so negative. And i tried to really base most of my decisions on positive things. Neither of them have given me many. So donald trump maybe is more in line with my economic interests because i work in coal electricity. Jimmy i see. But i would really hate for anyones rights to be taken back. Weve fought so hard to get Marriage Equality and rights expanded to more americans. And i couldnt it would be unconscionable for me to see those taken away by a Supreme Court justice appointed by donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i see bill clinton talking to you. I believe we have some video of that. Where you had a little chat with bill clinton at the end of the debate. What did you guys talk about . Bill clinton was a really personable guy. I would have voted for him if i had not been 12 years old when he ran for president. But im afraid it was pretty boring stuff until his Security Team whisked him away. We were talking about Energy Policy. Jimmy theres also a shot of you using a disposable camera. Where did you get the disposable camera . I havent seen one of those in a long time. I hope i can get it developed. I dont know. [ laughter ] i might have to keep it. But we were sequestered, basically, for 14 hours yesterday, from 8 00 a. M. Our time until the debate was over. With no Electronic Devices allowed. Jimmy oh, okay. Several people wasted away to nothing with no twitter access. Jimmy i gotcha. And they gave us the disposable cameras so we could take pictures when the debate was over. Jimmy before you go i have one question, id like to go to the studio audience, someone in the audience has a question for ken. Yes, go ahead, sir. Yeah, last night when you asked about Energy Policy, there was something i knew i needed to ask you. How did you ever get such a fresh and cool style . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i would love to say that i was born this way. I think the short answer is that my wife dresses me. Like all great americans. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well, ken, its been a pleasure talking to you. I really appreciate your time. And thank you for chatting with us tonight. I want to get you a suit from casual male xl and a digital camera. Thats the best thing ive ever heard. Thank you very much, jimmy. Please get out and vote. Jimmy ken bone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] the man of the show. Music from two Door Cinema Club. Well be right back with john stamos and don rickles [ cheers and applause ] dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by paqui chips. From nacho cheese to haunted ghost pepper, theres a flavor for you. Only those who dare drive the world forward. The cadillac ct6. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there. Welcome back. Tonight this is are in new album called gameshow. It comes out friday. Two Door Cinema Club from the crown royal stage. Tomorrow Jennifer Connelly will be here. From espn, stephen a. Smith will join us. Well have music from crx and later this week matthew perry, laverne cox, music from nas and erykah badu. And on thursday night, the legendary voice of the los angeles dodgers, the great vin scully will be here. [ cheers and applause ] i am very excited about that. Please joins us. We have two first guests tonight. One of them is a dreamboat whose face has been plastered on young girls bedroom walls for decades. The other was on full house. [ laughter ] see don live at the orleans in vegas october 22nd and 23rd, and john on scream queens on fox. Please welcome don rickles and john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] how are you . [ cheers and applause ] why does that guy who looks like me, goes crazy pumping this crowd. Dont applaud, you dont have to make them nuts, theyll applaud. Jimmy hes the warmup guy. Okay, thats it, lets go. Jimmy you cant leave. Thank you for coming together because i always i love that youre such Close Friends and you have this very, very close relationship. For how long . How long have you known john . About an hour. Been friends about 30 years, i think. Yeah, we met in a restaurant, right . We were sitting next tell them. I saw you dont. All right. This is the friendship right there. Before we start, can i say, hes the highlight of my life. I love this man so much. [ cheers and applause ] so grateful to be on the show with him. If i was ever to write a book of you, if you would have told me one day id be on Jimmy Kimmels show with don rick sells id be like, well, jimmy kimmel, how can he have a show . But the don rickles part. Jimmy yeah, were rubbing off on him, hes now insulting me thanks to you. Shut up. Jimmy . I got to take my parents to see him and mr. Sinatra in the 90s. I was dating paula abdul at the time. You remember paula . Of course, the first girl you were in heat for. And the beauty was jimmy how many girls have you seen him with over the years . Hes been with all sorts. The ones i used to be bothered by had the beach ball when they were 12. Hes a goodlooking kid require call him a kid, hes a man today. But they used to him and bob saggat, our dear friend. Jimmy sure. Bobs not here, his guitar broke. Youve got to watch bob. Im at home tomorrow and my mother said blah, blah, blah bang boom boom and its all clean stuff. Anyway. Hes a wonderful guy, a dear friend. Johns friend. Jimmy i enjoy having you here. Remember when we came to see you . I was trying to go back stage to meet you and mr. Sinatra to impress my parents. We did get to go back and see you. You were so kind, so nice to us. We took pictures with frank, do you have those . Jimmy john and his mom and dad. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres frank. [ cheers and applause ] theres you and paula and frank sinatra. [ cheers and applause ] very tan people. At the end of the show what about your going with a young lady now, whats her name . Kaitlin. Okay. Its a beautiful girl. So you bring up paula. [ laughter ] anyway. So don would introduce the celebrities in the audience. Do you remember . And like tony danza was there, paula stood up, you said john stamos. And i was sort of embarrassed. He said, hes probably sitting in the grass, hes probably smoking grass. And sinatra grabbed the mike and said, smoke one for me, johnny. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Remember that . I remember. I think i was wearing a blue tie. Jimmy uhhuh. By the way, speaking of bob saggat, you mentioned bob saggat. John and i were at bob saggats 60th Birthday Party sorry. Jimmy john threw bob saggats 60th Birthday Party. What . Jimmy john paid for bob saggats Birthday Party, did you know that . Johns lonely. You were invited. You had a gig. Im big, i dont need that with bob saggat. One thing, hes got beautiful daughters. We just saw them in new york. Saggats great. A different mind. The two of them come to my house occasion occasionally. Not to my house, that would be pushing it. Restaurants. When i first met, right they always ask me what do you think of this girl . You think its okay . I got to check these girls out, you know. Jimmy right. Im married 51 years to a hooker. No, thats a joke. Shes backstage going, i dont think thats funny. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy barbaras not a hooker for the record. Shes not, shes a wonderful girl. You know her. A lot of happiness with molly. Jimmy thank you very much. You just got married . Jimmy couple of years ago. For the first time tonight i met your son. Jimmy oh, you did . Yes, hes a wonderful kid. Jimmy oh, good. He gave me some cocaine. Jimmy oh, he did . [ laughter ] no, thats a joke. Jimmy anything to make you happy. Thats a joke. Hes a wonderful young kid. He was smiling because he knows someday hes going to come into a lot of money. Thats just a joke. Jimmy god willing. Its just a joke that works with my daughter. Jimmy your daughter mindy rickles, comedian. Theyre both comedians. I thought this was interesting. Im not sure you realize this. You have the gig on the 22nd and 23rd in veg gas in the orleans. Your daughter is performing that very same weekend at i believe the tropicana. Right. I know what show im going to. You know, john, she has my sense of humor. She does. Yeah . When she was a young woman, graduated out of ucla. Usc. She major in the tennis. I think she graduated. She started to go out dating. So knowing my sense of humor, she was out with this guy, she says to the guy, youre going to wear that tie . And the guy said, yeah. And he never called her again. She said, dad, i dont know, all i said was, youre going to wear that tie . I said, you said that . Well, you say it jimmy yeah, would you be happy if mindy dated john . Ha ha ha. Jimmy would that please you . I would kill myself. [ laughter ] jimmy don rickles. No, too old, too old. Jimmy don rick ankles and john stamos, be back with more after this. [ cheers and applause ] with my moderate to severe crohns disease,. I was always searching for ways to manage my symptoms. I thought i had it covered. Then i realized managing was all i was doing. When i finally told my doctor, he said humira was for people like me who have tried other medications,. But still experience the symptoms of moderate to severe crohns disease. 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Permits sales only at licensed marijuana businesses, not at grocery or convenience stores. And prop 64 generates a billion in new tax revenue for california to fund afterschool programs and job training and placement initiatives. Learn more at yeson64. Org vote yes on 64. Jimmy were back. Don rick ankles and john stamos. John is in scream queens tuesday nights on fox. Don will be live in las vegas at the over liens on october 22nd and 23rd. That is a great show. John has a great show, tell them about it. Jimmy have you watched scream queens . Every night. No, ive seen it. Hes great. You know, but im busy trying to find out if Ronald Reagans going to win the election. Laugh live. Jimmy youve got the wrong thats not the guy running. Oh jimmy its a different guy. Did you watch the debate . No, i live in guam. Jimmy i dont know. Of course i watched it, like everybody else that watched it. No, i sat in the cellar with a flashlight. Jimmy what do you make of whats going on . I dont get into politics but tell you the truth im waiting for a jewish president. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy did you watch the dodgers game . Thats important. Jimmy you guys ever go to the games together . I used to. Used to have a box. Now i had a little incident with my leg. Look at our shoes, we have the same shoes. Who cares . Cool, huh . [ cheers and applause ] he brings up his shoes. I called him this afternoon the same socks . Smell my socks. I said, what are you wearing . He said, who cares, my wardrobe is worth 4 million. No, his show is really wonderful. You know what his career, god bless him, every time he shows up on the screen, its always a winner. Because he and saggat too, the two of them really they catch on with shows. Jimmy more jonathan bob, right . You said that. [ laughter ] i said, you watch the show . He said, youre veg. Not the type of show i would watch. But im having the time of my life. I didnt say not the type i watch, i said i watched it once. Right. [ laughter ] jimmy you hang around with regis also. Does regis ever enter your circle . No . Questions and answers. You do the questions, then you answer . We could go home. [ laughter ] jimmy who do you like better, john or regis . Neither one. No, regis is a dear friend, john is a dear friend, ive been blessed with friends. Regis is in ireland hoping they recognize him. [ laughter ] hes a wonderful guy. You know regis. Yeah, loud. When were in new york, like a goofball, were in a car. Roll down the window, goes rick ankles and regis are here and the cop thats directing traffic goes, who . Jimmy you guys have fun together. Do you socialize . Were doing a show together. Jimmy i know. The two of us will be at the savon later on this month. Where we do a show together which catches on, its great. We do a talk, regis talks in the front, then tells his career, anyway. I love him dearly. Jimmy does he sing . He sings irish songs, if you like the irish. I just sit and watch the irish fans that sit in the stands and go, bla. Whos better than this guy on the planet . Who is better than this cat . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is amazing. I know you dont want to hear about this stuff. But whats the funniest thing you ever saw don do, off camera, real life . More so hes more sentimental when were off camera. He always says such beautiful things. As hes saying tonight. He gives great toasts. But mostly he does really give good advice. He wants to make sure that im happy. He was there when my mother passed away, hes very good with me. Its an odd friendship but it makes perfect sense to my heart. I just love him. [ applause ] jimmy thats very sweet. Look at that. John stamos and don rick ankles. Well be right back people spend less time lying awake with aches and pains with advil pm than with tylenol pm. Advil pm combines the number one pain reliever with the number one sleep aid. Gentle, nonhabit forming advil pm. 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You got your own little this is an action figure . Would that be the correct way to describe this little doll . This just came out. This is hot off the presses. Drop my pants, im going to fire a rocket. Kiss my hockey puck. I dont like to get into politics but of all the candidates im the better one. How about you go away. Youre a dummy. Oh my god what are we going to do later, grab my legs and make a wish. Jimmy im going to bring this home to my daughter and shes going to be delighted. Thats good. You have that, right . Jimmy yeah. Ill show you how important you are. Here. Jimmy what . This is this is him. Jimmy oh. Where did this come from . Thats you. Youre a dwarf. What that is . Its a dolph jimmy. Jimmy where did you get this . Ive never seen this before. Look at how much fun were having together. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy look at this. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy johns head bounces. Look at how big john is by comparison. Whyd they do that . Does this do that . That would be a weird wedding cake. [ laughter ] that was a good one, john. Jimmy i mentioned, talking about the dodgers, i know youre a big fan. Vin scully, do you know vin scully . Vin scully. I tell you, hes a great man. Unfortunately, i shouldnt well i lost my son, rest his soul, larry. He was a great youngster. Vin was a guy from nowhere, called up, wished me jimmy is that right . Yes. I never forgot that. I spoke to him last week. We had a nice, wonderful chat. I hit him a fly ball and he dropped it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how do you think the dodgers are going to do . You feel optimistic . We have a pitching situation. Jimmy yeah. After kershaw, eight guys in the bull pen going, me . So we get lucky. Jimmy whos your favorite dodger alltime . Of all hyme time, Tommy Lasorda i adore, love. [ cheers and applause ] those guys i used to go down in the locker room in those days when i didnt have this lousy leg. Ill bet your language toward women was a lot better in the locker room. When you talk do you have to hold my arm . [ laughter ] i dont talk do you like, john john [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i tried to Say Something nice, topical. John, when you jump in Say Something smart instead of grabbing me by the talk about saggat some more. No, john, you know this. The truth, you made me lose my thought. I used to go down in the locker room with the dodgers in the old days. Tommy would say oh, the best one go out to the mound and take the pitcher out. Its true. And i put on the uniform. I said, tommy will get fired. Contin dont worry, just go out there. Jimmy in the middle of the game . No, in detroit. [ laughter ] how did you get this show . Jimmy i dont know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] morons. Theyre morons. Telling a story, where do you think i was . Just butt out. Hope to got you got the job. Jimmy i can go in the back if you want. No, i love you. Listen. So i go to the mound. Mexican kids out there. Give me the ball. Who the hell are you . Who are you . I said, the manager. Im taking the ball. You cant take the ball, give me it back i grabbed the ball. Harry winnow, a great umpire, he runs out, rips off the mask, and he says, its don rickles, can you get me two tickets to the dean martin show . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy don rickles, everybody. Live at the over liens october 22nd and 23rd. John stamos on scream queens, tuesdays at 9 00 on fox. And we shall return with music from two Door Cinema Club. [ cheers and applause ] dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Youre 9 hours and 45 minutes into your quest. And the silver sword of garmuz is finally within reach. But now the one who needs an energyorb is you. Well good news. Because jack in the box now delivers through doordash. So you can get all your favorites delivered right to your door. Like my sriracha curly fry burger, with two tacos, halvsies and a drink. All in a munchie meal. Saving the universe is hard. Which is why i make ordering late night easy. Delivery through the doordash app. New from jack in the box. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank don rickles, john stamos and you can see him at the over liens october 22nd and 23rd and his daughter mindy at the tropicana those same nights. Apologize to matt damon. We ran out of time. Nightline is next but first, their album gameshow comes out on friday. Here with the title track, two Door Cinema Club and then i drew my line oh what a twisted crime sink float sink float sink float sink in pursuit of looking good you must do everything you should why think dont think dont think why sing to me youre so pretty im a girl im a ghost im a gameshow nobody wants me fried overeasy say my name name insane insane im a lynchian dream im made of plasticine im old pinocchio broken nose let me go ill be the souvenir of this cheap champagne year spill the bubbles on designer clothes sing to me youre so pretty im a girl im a ghost im a gameshow nobody wants me fried overeasy say my name name insane insane i dont know what to wear i cant go over there well lets talk afterwards somehow this strange love makes it easier just give me something anything to live by my blood is pumping so fast ive forgotten why i try sing to me youre so pretty im a girl im a ghost im a gameshow nobody wants me fried overeasy say my name name insane insane [ cheers and applause ] tonight, a special edition of nightline. Inside the final 30. Its just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. Because youd be in jail. The clinton trump vitriol reaching new heights. We go inside. Something we have never, ever seen before. Nightline coanchor byron pitts and terry moran behind the scenes documenting the road to the white house. On the heels of a shocking leak. This was locker room talk. But did trump turn the tables . The controversies that continue to dog hillary. From bills past accusers to those deleted emails. This special edition of nightline, inside the final 30, will be right back