Jimmy you know, tuesday r today, its tuesday, which means there was yet another primary election. This time in the state of washington and this is a weird thing. Voters dont go to the polls for a primary in washington. They send their ballots in by mail. Going into a random neighbors garage is what makes the democratic process so sexy and fun. But back in 2011, the state of washington mandated that all counties vote by mail. They knew eventually marijuana would be legal and they would need to make voting as simple as possible and so they have. You dont go anywhere, you dont get a sticker, you just hand the ballot to your postman and if he agrees with the choice, he hands it to the people. L the remaining candidates are in california this week. Donald trump will be on our show tomorrow and Bernie Sanders will be on our show on thursday. And something i need to Ask Donald Trump about. He said he would be willing to meet with north Korean Leader kim jongun, which is crazy, but he doesnt want to meet with donald trump. Spokesman for the north korea dismissed the proposal as quote propaganda for trumps Election Campaign and said it has no meaning and sin sarty. I never thought id agree with north korea. [ applause ] at least for the time being, the great male hair dos in the world will not take place. And kim jongun is too busy making north korea great again. And sunday nights episode of game of thrones did you watch ait . [ applause ] particularly upsetting for fans of the show. Theres a lot of chatter about it on social media. Even today people are still talking about the shocking turn of events at the end of the show. So, we invited the producers to take the extraordinary step, for the first time ever, here they are to apologize to you, their fans. And now, a heart felt apology from game of thrones. Hi, im wiese and were the creators of game of thrones. Wed like to apologize for thursdays show. And not for killing hodoor. And for all the fans that will now be saying hodoor to hold the door. Hodoor, hodoor. Did you see game of thrones . Thats how bad annoying people can be. Thats our bad. Should have seen that coming. Hodoor. Hodoor hodoor. Again, so, so sorry. People are the worst. We can kill people in real life too. We can even kill you. Me . Again. Sorry about hodoor. This has been a heartfelt apology from game of thrones. [ applause ] jimmy thank you. You know, theres been lot of focus and debate on the issue of Public Restrooms which has led to an unexpected spike in business for companies that make gender neutral bathroom signs, like this one. A lot of them are confusing. Not just the gender neutral ones either. And as your future Vice President , i feel i need to weigh in on this subject. May i have my podium . Thank you very much. [ applause ] jimmy thank you. It is beautiful, isnt it . My fellow americans, we have a major problem when it comes to piblic restrooms in this country but not the problem your weird cousin wont stop posting about on facebook. My problem is when the signs get too creative. Like some of them will say goose and gander. Once i am at the door ready to go, i dont want to have to figure anything out. I dont want to have to consult an autobahn field guide. The last thing i need is a hipster bathroom where one door is a unicycle and the other is a pair of spectacles. These are real. These are from actual restrooms. This will take me eight seconds to figure out. Thats too long. This will take me even longer and it doesnt make me want to drink beer by the way. This is i dont know. Pac man and a slice of pizza. Its insulting. This one is funny but i would just pull on either one of those things. This is leg lifters and squatters. For dogs or i dont know what. And this one. I would have to google this before i went in the bathroom and thats the last thing i want to do at hat moment. So, i will take those signs down and replace them with signs americans can understand. [ applause ] jimmy thank you. And furthermore, all public restroom doors will open from the inside out so you dont have to touch the door with your hands, you can just kick them open. [ applause ] and heres the thing with these gender neutral bathroom signs, they make it even more confusing. Is it me or does this like look a man with a tray angular erection. Oh, its me. Lets find out what people on the street think. What does this look like to you . Kind of a unisex bathroom sign. Half of a man sign and half of a woman sign. Half woman and half man. Unisex bathroom signs. A human being with two genitals can use the bathroom. Like a transgender sign. Or is it a man with an erection . Yeah, well, i guess you could see it that way too. Does it look at all like a man with an erection . No, i wouldnt say so, no. Does it look at all like a man with an erection . No. But what if hes wearing like a kilt and hes not wearing underwear and he gets aroused . I think youre getting a little creative. Im going to go a little more concrete and say no. Its triangle, so i dont know if it makes any sense. Its a boat, float it. Its not a boat, its an erection. If thats what you like. Im not saying i like it. What does this look like to you . Like an excited male. Exactly. Thank you. [ applause ] jimmy we found someone. I dont care what anyone says. This definitely looks like what i think it is. This is aerial footage from one of those drone cameras of a field of sheep in australia. I dont know. This seems like a line drawn or something. We finally have proof that god exists. Maybe they have a horny shepherd and theyre signaling for help. [ applause ] there are two sisters who live in wa est virginia, theyre kno on youtube. Grand muis 102. And their grand kids Record Videos of them doing things like this. What . Would you like to have a m e piece of a candy . I just brushed my teeth. Thats too bad. You can brush them again. And i wish youd quit looking at all those old pictures. Wouldnt they make you sad . Would you like to be that young and pretty . [ laughter] you hear me . I dont have my hearing aid on. What the hell you want . Its grandma and ginga. Theyre a combination of the golden girls meets angry birds. But our producers reach out to their grand kids and this is the response we got from grandma. Hey, grandma, do you know who jimmy kimmel is . Hell no. Youve mentioned it but i dont stay up that late at night. 8 30 9 00 and to hell with everybody else. So, grandmas a fan of mine. [ applause ] so, we asked her to be on the show. And when we come back, welltiality wiwell chat with grandma and ginga. Whatcha gonna do when you get outta here . Im gonna have some fun what do you consider fun . 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Like the 100 beef big mac, filetofish made with sustainably sourced fish, or 10piece chicken mcnuggets made with white meat enjoy the choice lemme get a mcpick2 find more delicious deals in our app. Ba da da da da they go ooh ooh. Hey they go ohoohooooh. Sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. I tell you one thing, you never knew it. At the back of the bus there is so much to give, so dream big. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Get down, get down. Jimmy tonight on the show, brad paisley is here with demi lovato. But first, grandma and ginga, theyre sisters. Theyre five years apart. I saw a bunch of their videos online and was smitten. Would you shut up a minute. Im telling you to shut up. Shut up . Yeah, so i can talk to cheryl about that dang telephone. All right. So, joining us now on our big cisco screen, from clarksburg, west virginia, say hello to grandma and ginga. Hello. Hi. [ applause ] jimmy first of all, thank you so much for taking time to talk with us. My wife and her mother and i, we saw your videos on mothers day and watched them for like an hour. [ laughter] oh, my. Jimmy do you watch yourselves on youtube . No, we dont watch ourselves. We havent seen them. Jimmy do you live together . No. God no. God forbid. [ laughter] jimmy how long has it been since you lived together . Never did. Never did. Jimmy not as little girls . Oh, yes. When we were little girls. She took off when shes 15 to get married. Jimmy wow. And he was 16. Jimmy he was 16 years old. Thats crazy. I was 15 and he was 16. And if i had a good looking man like you, id have gotten married. [ applause ] id like to take you home with me. Jimmy i finally met a woman whos attracted to me. Its ginga. Thats very nice of you. Do you consider you selrselves e best friends . Oh, yes, we love each other. We argue and fuss but that doesnt mean anything. Jimmy do you fight all the time or just. For the videos . No, no. Oh, no, we fight all the time. I used to drag her around every place. When id get to her house, shed say what took you so dang long to get here . Jimmy its a good question. I tried to tell her to take the short way and she said ill go to the way i want to go. She drives me crazy. Jimmy do you still drive together in the car . No. Not now. For the last six months or so. I cant handle her. Jimmy oh, is that right . She pushes me with her when she falls. Jimmy now, do you have hobbies . Are there things you do together . Yes. We go out a lot together. I mean, certain places like the store or play bingo. Today i was supposed to play bingo but i wanted to see you. [ applause ] i didnt tell anyone about thats the first time shed missed bingo and she doesnt miss it for me. Jimmy im flatered. I know bingo is a big draw. I used to play bingo with my grandmother in fact. Are you still working . I assume youre retired . No, shes a volunteer. At the united hospital. I delivered the get well cards and i talk to everybody and try to make them smile. [ applause ] you work at the veteran hospital. And up on the seventh floor. Jimmy wow, you climb the stair s stairs . No, i ride the elevator but i walk the halls. The halls are long. Every once in a while ill hear someone say ginga. And . They say can you take a picture with me . Jimmy because youre famous . Im famous but not rich. Jimmy are you familiar with the show game of thrones on hboi hbo . No. Jimmy do you know what hbo is . Im on hbo. Jimmy so, what i would like to do, your mission if you should choose to accept it, watch game of thrones sunday night and gave us a review of what you saw on our show. Is that something you would be interested in doing . Yes. Jimmy thank you, ginga. Shell be able to watch your show because she stays up late. Jimmy oh, youre not staying up for it . Not me. Im too old to stay up that late. No. Jimmy well figure something out. Let me tell you something else. You better save that beard of yours. [ applause ] youre too young to be with that beard. Jimmy should i keep the beard, ginga, do you think . You look handsome with or without. [ applause ] i still think youre sexy. Jimmy thank you, ladies. See you again. Love you. [ applause ] brad paisley is here with demi lovato. And well be right back with Colin Farrell. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by overwatch. Clash across the battlefields of tomorrow in the ultimate teambased shooter. Play it now on pc and console. Sometimes water just starts falling out of the sky. When water freezes, people play on it. When it bubbles, people sit in it. When it moves, people slide down it. And smart people, like this person, say theres about to be even more water. Theres about to be even more water. Ok, smile. In fact, theres so much water out there, why in the world would you get a phone that cant get wet . Ok, try again. The new waterresistant galaxy s7 edge. Jimmy he, guillermo, how you doing . Jimmy tonight, this is his new single with demi lovato. Its called without a fight. Brad paisley is here to chat and play music with demi too on the samsung outdoor stage. Tomorrow, donald trump will be here the real one and guillermo wants to have a very stern word with him, right . Thats right, jimmy. Jimmy you should really give it to him when he comes out here. Dont say nothing, by the way. All the sudden the english wont be so good anymore. Right . Thats okay. Jimmy thats okay. Well have music from gregory porter. And on thursday, Bernie Sanders, Kyle Chandler and chefs Frank Castronovo and Frank Falcinelli from frankies in brooklyn. That will be a lot of fun. Our first guest is one of the finest exports from ireland, a golden globewinning actor whos probably had more good times than weve had times. His strange and excellent new movie is called the lobster. What kind of animal would you like the be if you were alone . A lobster. Why a lobster . Because they live for over 200 years and blue blooded like aris krokrats okrats. I could swim quite well since i was a teenager. The first thing most people thing of is a dog, which is why the worlds full of dogs. Jimmy the lobster opens nationwide friday. Please say hello to Colin Farrell. [ applause ] jimmy how you doing . Im good. Jimmy i tell you what, i dont know how i would describe it to anyone. What can i say . I know im supposed to talk a little bit. I still dont know. Jimmy i dont want to ruin anything but there seem to be People Living in anyway. Jimmy you go ahead. Its set at a time in the future at a nonspecified time and singledom is out lawed. And if youre not with a partner you have 45 days to choose a partner based on sharing a defining characteristic with someone and if you dont, youre taken on the transformation room and turned into an animal of your choosing and set into the wild. Jimmy you did great. And the animal you chose was a lobster. And for good reasons. Theyre fertile all their lives. Jimmy live over 200 years. Wouldnt be the worst thing in the world. Jimmy how do lobsters i actually have it up on my youtube. Jimmy i would love to watch lobster before and after. We already watched seal porn last time i was here. Jimmy did we . You gained a lot of weight for this role. How much weight did you gain . I gained about 43 or 45 pounds. Yeah. Jimmy whos idea is that . I said to the director i was thinking the character was a bit thin and go a little bit thinner and the director very shrewdly and wisely said if thehes too thin, maybe we dont want to confuse i think hes soft. So, iate cheese burgers for breakfast. Jimmy thats fun. For 48 hours. Whats fun is you are told youre not supposed to. So, when youre supposed to, not so fun my meal was whatever crumbs i didnt finish from the night before. Jimmy if a viewer had themselves in the position to gain 45 pounds . Acting is ridiculous. What other you gain 45 pounds, other than sumo wrestling. Jimmy i weighed 400 pounds. You should have been on the biggest loser. Jimmy in a way, thats how i live my life. I lost 25 pounds or Something Like that. I did it over a eight weeks in and eight weeks out. Its part of the job. Lot of people struggle. It was for the job. Eight weeks, shoushi, sushi, sushi, starvy, starvy, starvy. Run, runny, runny. Jimmy that sounds crappy, crappy, crappy. So, you had to do it . Yeah, absolutely. Jimmy well, that can be incentive. And now you have incentive. Jimmy whats my incentive . Ginga. Jimmy oh, thats right. [ applause ] with or without beard, its on. Youve already booked your tick toot clarksville no doubt. Jimmy guillermo, your wife would be okay with that . Yeah, she doesnt matter. I didnt know you were married man. Jimmy hows your mom here . She had just got married last time you were here and you werent very funny about it. Im not funny about it because it didnt work out. No, shes in love. My father had to go and find his own happiness. Hes getting married as well. Jimmy he is . Yeah, hes getting married in a month, which is amazing. Im the bestman. I dont think i was the first choice, so im not really the best man. It was a very short list. I tihink he went to someone before me and then he came to me and so. Jimmy are you responsible for throwing the Bachelor Party . Im just going to flash back to something. I hope not. Jimmy you have to have a Bachelor Party. And i just have to figure out what im going to do. Jimmy you got to figure it out. We can figure it out right now. Guillermo has noes ideas. I can tell. Rits its a slow night over the. Put him in a room with five ladies. 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Anything that makes my life easier, im using. And windows is doing that. Jimmy you took out the whole loan yourself, right . Yeah, with my parents help. Jimmy so, skip the country and leave your parents dprrs um yeah, i love coming up here. Because it is beautiful. And uh, it helps put things into perspective, you know . From my point of view, a big thing is the gasoline that i use. I find it pretty reassuring to know that no other gas can beat the cleaning i get from chevron with techron. Its engine cleaning that you really cant top. No gasoline cleans better than chevron with techron. Care for your car. Im sorry. Am i in your spot . [ applause ] jimmy i know. I know. Fans of the game over watch, now you can play it on pcs and consuls. Its a hugely popular teen based shooter game where you get to play as one of 21 different superheroes and one of them just happens to be across the street from us right now. That is tracer a giant sized action figure. She has lights, sounds and shes definitely the cleanest superhero on hollywood boulevard right now. And we have mini tracer. Hello, little tracer. Im sorry, i couldnt hear you little tracer. What did you say . Im tracer from over watch. Cheers, love. Jimmy this tracer seems to have a mustache. Is that a bonus feature . Yes. Jimmy all right. I have a game controller here and im going to move you around just like in the game, okay . Okay. Ume im all yours. Jimmy follow my commands. Move forward, go backward. Move left, move right. Go in a circle. Keep going in a circle. Keep going in a circle. All right. Now, jump in front of someone. Now, jump over the crowd. How are you . Jimmy oh, no, youve taken some damage. Fall down. Oh, my goodness, youre slowing down, your health is low. Grab a health pack quick. Grab a health pack. There we go. He needs it for his health. Run, tracer. Run like the wind. [ applause ] jimmy well be right back [ applause ] jimmy well be right back with brad paisley. Ithats so interesting honeyf mybecause im going to share p. A photo of my eggo waffle when it pops up. Leggo my eggo leggo my eggo answering machine hey leave a message. Hi, i know youre there, cause i can see you. Im calling you to tell you to leggo my eggo anncr some things are too delicious to share. Golden crispy, warm and fluffy eggo waffles. Leggo my eggo. Whatcha gonna do when you get outta here . Im gonna have some fun what do you consider fun . Fun, natural fun. Yeah, we rocking right now. Its a party over here. Hey im in heaven owww. [ dreams by beck ] hmmmmm. Hmmmmm. The turbocharged dream machine. The Volkswagen Golf gti. Part of the awardwinning golf family. Aflac. E have aflac. And Major Medical . Major medical boyyy, yeah berr, der berrp. I help pay the doctor, aint that enough for you . Theres things Major Medical doesnt do. Aflac pays cash so we dont have to fret. 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This may, get a free breakfast sandwich when you buy any sandwich before 9 am. Subway. Fresh is what we do. [ applause ] jimmy our next guest is a threetime grammy and 14time Country Music awardwinning performer. He will be joined tonight by fellow Country Music superstar demi lovato on his new single without a fight. And his life amplified world tour resumes june 2nd in phoenix, arizona. Please welcome brad paisley. [ applause ] jimmy this is quite an indorsement. This is an indorsement. Jimmy brad paisley has indorsed me for Vice President. I have found my candidate. Jimmy its about time. And im tickled pink. By the way, this thing with demy lovato, how did you pair up . I was her guitarist on the i heart awarts. And she is amazing. Shes from dallas. [ applause ] she started her career singing Billy Gillman at a rodeo, i think. In texas. Anyway, i was blown away at what a big Country Music fan she is and she ask can we do something together and i was like, yeah. And i had already cut the song. And it was perfect. Four days later cut the song. Jimmy so, you didnt waist any time . No. If i had had that kind of luck dating, it would have been amazing. Jimmy i dont even think nick canon and mariah carey got married that fast. Thats incredible. Are you friendly . Yeah. And whats great about her is being a dallas, texas girl, shes already lived a full life in her 20s and haz a grounded lookality her career and its been a blast. We get along great. Jimmy i have cant wait to see you guys play together. And youre going to be the first time right here. Jimmy thank you very much. You did a you did something a comedy festival you hosted. Was it music and comedy or just comedy . In my case it was music and comedy. Basically in nashville, its called the wild west comedy festival, which nashvilles east, but okay. And for a couple of years ive done a night where i hosted and have comedians i like and attempt stand up. Jimmy is that something youve always wanted to do or youre challenging yourself . Im challenging myself. Ive always been the class clown. But not a comedian. And i want to be you. Jimmy and who doesnt. You did a very good job hosting the Country Music awards. Thank you. [ applause ] i think its going on nine. Jimmy you and carry underwood. Vince gill did it 13 times. Jimmy is that the goal to knock vince off his absolutely. Thats our goal. At the comedy night, we had a great time because for me, its a chance to sing about Current Events . Jimmy what Current Events do you sing about . Well, ive got a guitar. [ applause ] so, i saw your thing in the beginning, the restroom logo. You know, we were way ahead of that in our format. Country music dealt with this in the 60s. Sometimes its hard to be a woman especially when you are born a man North Carolina theyre checking for vaginas if you want to use the can i say set by your man were all just human beings hes just a human pen and the stall right next to you sit by your man why is this such a big deal hike up your dress and take a stand help me and sit by your man [ cheers and applause] jimmy i might have to indorse you. Ial ill probably be getting on a bus and having rallies throughout the country. Id love to have you play that for me. Ill have to wait to hear what controversial statements you make. Jimmy when we come back, were going to see you and demi lovato play together. We have a big announcement. Carry underwood and i are going to host the cmas again this year. [ applause ] and this is the 50th anniversary. Carry couldnt be here. Shes playing in buffalo tonight. Jimmy youre cheating on her with demi. Vince gill is going to be furious when he hears this news. Dont know what to tell you but brad and carrie are mosting again. When we come back, demi lovato singing with brad paisley. Okawhoa ady . [ explosion ] nothing should get in the way of the things you love. Get americas fastest internet. Only from xfinity. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy i want to thank Colin Farrell and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next, but first, here with the song without a fight with some help from demi lovato, brad paisley. [ applause ] theres a tangled mess of sheets on the bed a lack of sleep poundin in my head we both regret some of the things we said but we love the way it ends sometimes i think we hurt each other just because of where it will lead and sometimes i think were fighting just to be lovers and all so needlessly good as we are at gettin it on how come we just cant get along the way we love it dont seem right the way we fuss the way we fight ive got a crazy idea how bout maybe tonight we make up without a fight they say dont go to bed angry thats true but its really something when we do madder you make me the more i want you girl i admit it sometimes i think it couldnt be any better and i couldnt want you more and sometimes i think we dont belong together confusing love and war good as we are at gettin it on how come we just cant get along the way we love it dont seem right the way we fuss the way we fight ive got a crazy idea how bout maybe tonight we make up without a fight we aint givin up without a fight we can make up without a fight no we aint givin up we can make up good as we are at gettin it on how bout maybe tonight we make up we make up without a fight [ applause ] brad paisley. [ applause ] oh oh oh oh oh oh if she was a drink shed be Single Barrel Bourbon on ice smooth with a kick a chill and a burn all at the same time shes sunday drive meets high speed chase she aint just a song shes the whole mix tape shes so complicated thats the way god made her sunshine mixed with a little hurricane and she destroys me in that tshirt and i love her so much it hurts i never meant to fall like this but she dont just rain she pours that girl right theres this is nightline. Tonight, sex and the single girl. Naughty or nice. Rules redefined in the era of snapshat, tinder and even turning to porn. Porn as an instructional manual for sex is ridiculous. Societys blurred lines. The shaming for those that go too far. Plus, chelsea unplugged. Back stage with chelsea handler. The unspoken comedian whose talk show, the risk shes taking. Going for much more than just funny. And the winner is. The