Damn it. Whats wrong . Senor assange, the nation of ecuador does not support you intervening in the u. S. Election. No more internet. Also, you cannot just leave your laundry on the floor and expect the ambassador it to clean up after you. Pick up those socks stephen no internet fine. Good thing i printed out hillarys emails. Pigeon. laughter upo fly, wikipigeon, fly its the the late show with stephen colbert. Tonight, stephen womans hugh laurie, paul reiser. And nate silver. Featuring jon batiste and stay theater in new york city, its badge a trois the late shows live debate coverage, the final donstallment. Late captioning sponsored by cbs stephen good to see you jon hey, yeah yeah stephen come on whats up, chris . Whats going on, paul . Hey, marcus whats up . Lets keep it live. Thank you very much. Stephen Stephen StephenStephen Stephen stephen oh, thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thats nice. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the late show broadcasting live from the ed sullivan theater. Im tonights moderator, stephen colbert. We just witnessed the third and final president ial debate because twos not quite enough, and i think four would make us go cannibal. Now, lets see. Leading up to the debate, trump has repeatedly said this election is rigged. And i where to say there was some evidence tonight. Look what it said behind hillary, right there rigged that didnt look good. I didnt make that up. You cant make that up. You cant make that up. Jon you cant do that. Stephen and though it came halfway through the debate tonight, i think the defingative election, of the american experiment, came when Chris Wallace asked donald trump if he would accept the results of the election on november 8, and trump had this to say. Are you saying youre not prepared now to commit to that principle . What im saying is, ill tell you at the time. Ac ill keep you in suspense. laughter applause stephen oh my god. Thats, thats im sorry, whats the word . Thats horrifying. Stephen thank youing thank you cheers and applause thank you i just i want to make sure i heard that correctly. Jimmy, can i hear that one more time . Ill keep you in suspense. Stephen oh oh, suspense democracys going to end in a cliffhanger. I guess were all going to have out if we still have a country. If donald trump is the mood for a peaceful transfer of power. Or if hes going to wipe his fat ass with the constitution. cheers and applause jon oooh ooooh stephen with trumps controversial statements about not accepting the results of the election, i do not envy his campaign conway, and im being told we have foot annual of her taking questions from reporterred in the spin room. Shes good. Shes really good. Jon she got that vibe stephen shes really good. I but, you know, i dont want to give away how i feel about the rest of the debate. Ill keep you in suspense. To psyche out their opponents, each candidate brought special guests tonight. H youre allowed to bring people you. Trump invited president obamas halfbrother, malik, which i think means the president s halfbrother had sex with bill clinton . Eo im not entirely sure. T then late tonight, trump also revealed that he was adding sarah palin to his invite list. Im not sure how he got palin to interrupt her busy schedule of. Im gonna say shooting killer whales with a bazooka from a jet ski. laughter applause now, now, i was surprised trumpn agreed to debate in vegas, especially at the university of nevada, because he hasnt had a lot of luck with casinos or universities. Re cheers and applause and remember, this was trumps last chance to make an impression on undecided voters. People who havent heard about so, forest dwelling her mitts and crab fishermen who have been swept out to sea. He and with trump far behind Hillary Clinton in the polls, he really needed her to make a critical mistake tonight, like, mispronounce the word america, or shoot Sully Sullenberger in the face, or Something Like that. And they both came, you know, looking their best. Jon right. Stephen donald trump wore his trademark red power tie,u while Hillary Clinton came dressed as Star Trek Space pope. Not a bad look. Not a bad look. Right off the bat, trump painted a grim picture of a clinton presidency. I believe if my opponent should win this race can which i truly dont think will happen we will have a Second Amendment which will be a very, very small replica of what it is right now. Stephen yes, a tiny rep maybe put out by the franklin mint, so small. On the plus side, at least then it will fit his tiny, tiny hands. Where is it . Where is it . Hillary clinton did not shy away from this tough issue about supporting gun control legislation. I was upset because, unfortunately, dozens of toddlers injure themselves, even kill people, with guns. Stephen now, if i heard that correctly, Hillary Clinton took the killing people equals bad. I dont know where she finds the courage to say things like that. On the subject of immigration, hotbutton issue, this year and really every election year, trump was not afraid to take the Current Administration to task. President obama has deported millions and millions of people just the way secretary. Stephen yeah, obama deported millions and millions bad . laughter good . Trump just praised obama . I dont that border wall better be tall just to keep out the flying pigs. laughter cheers and applause ll it was surprising. Throughout the debate, somehow trump found time to tweet repeatedly. It was pretty surprising, but at least we know where his were. laughter applause you dont know. Its like this. You dont know whats going on with his hands the whole time. You dont know. He could have been churning butter. He could have been churning butter the entire time, obviously. Thats right, thats right. Thats exactly right. Its a familyfriendly live show. Jon yup,ium. , yup. Stephen the two of te pirputins bidding. Thats because hed rather have a puppet. No puppet. Youre the puppet. Its pretty clear you wont admit that the russians no, youre the puppet. Stephen youre the puppet. No, youre the puppet. Youre the puppet. Youre the puppet. Youre the puppet cheers and applause i love you so much. I love you so much. I love you so muc i love oh, you love me, too oh, you love me, too that was less juvenile than theo debate. M applause trump this one wants to churn some butter. laughter trump its a puppet grow up trump had some tough questions about Hillary Clintons record. Hillary. You dont. Just like when you ran the state department. 6 billion was missing. How do you miss 6 billion . Stephen oh, i know that one open six casinos. cheers and applause now, trump was quick to shoot downtown Sexual Assault accusations against him, of course,. Mr. Trump. Nobody has more r stephen thats why i used tictaces. Its out of respect. Nobody wants to be groped and have bad breath, okay. Secretary clinton went after donald trump for his tendency to blame his losses on everything being rigged against him. Then Trump University gets sued for fraud and racketeering, he claims the court system and the federal judge is rigged against him. There was even a time when he Program Three years in a row, and he started tweeting that the emmys were rigged. Should have gotten it. laughter . Stephen yeah. He may have a point there. He may have a point there. With the emmys. I im beginning to suspect those Television Award may be controlled by members of the media. And, you know, donald, you really should get one. Theyre fantastic. cheers and applause i love you. Oh, you love me, fantastic cheers and applause theyre great ti it really is. I think this year, he might get one. Trump lost to the amazing race. This year it could go to the amazing racist. And, trump, i gotta say, trump did do a decent job holding his baser instincts in check, but at fly when hillary talked about tax reform. My Social Security payroll contribution will go up, as will donalds, assuming he cant figure out how to get out of it. But what we want to do is replenish such a nasty woman. Stephen oh, yeah. So nasty. Also, quick reminder no one respects women more than me. cheers and applause so nasty. So nasty. So nasty. Look, look, so nasty, my name is donald trump. Miss jackson, if youre nasty. So it was an hour and a half or a year and a half and in the end, Chris Wallace, i believe, proved himself to be an insightful moderator who. Summed up everything we needed to say. Hold on, folks. laughter applause and just like that and just like that, he described trumps whole campaign. We have a great show for you tonight. Stick around. Hugh laurie is here. But first, im going to talk about trumps allegation that dead people are voting, with a surprise guest. Stick around. Can i see those things . Can i see tho t baby. Stick around. Can i see those things . Can i see those . Ingz come on, er card. Im not a customer, but im calling about that credit scorecard. to dog give it. Sure its free for everyone. Oh well thats nice and checking your score wont hurt your credit. Oh to dog im so proud of you. Well thank you. Get your free credit scorecard at discover. Com. Even if youre not a customer. . . . . . Enjoy your phone you too. inner monologue all right, be cool. You got the amazing new iphone 7 on the house by switching to at t. What . . Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Its cool get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data applause jon jon batiste and stay human, everybody. Give it up. Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back to our live postdebate show. Going into tonights debate, donald trump has been telling his voters and his supporterthe election is rigged. G and yesterday, trump held a rally in green bay, wisconsin which finally explains why hes been wearing that cheesehead and he told the crowd about the most sinister rigging of all. More than 1. 8 million deceased individuals right now are listed as voters. Oh, thats wonderful. booing well, if they are going to vote for me, we will think about it, right . But i have a feeling theyre not going to vote for me. Of the 1. 8 million, 1. 8 million stephen yes, if you believe donald trump, all the dead people are voting for clinton. And if you believe his claims about her health shes one of them. laughter applause now, everyone, everyone everyone who is not donald trump says that voter fraud is incredibly rare. In fact, a comprehensive study of votes cast since 2000 found that there were only 31 credible incidents of voter fraud out of 31 in a billion. Coincidentally, also Gary Johnsons odds of winning the presidency. Fight the good fight well, i wanted to find out if the dead are really voting, so i did what any journalist would do. I sacrificed an intern to the elder gods, and reached through the veil of death to communicate with a 19th century voter. cheers and applause please welcome, live via satellite, horace mcnulty. Mr. Mcnulty thank you for joining us live via satellite. Happy to be here, stephen, but im not technically live via satellite. Stephen thank you. So horace, i hope we didnt take you away from anything important. No, playing golf with Marilyn Monroe and julius ceasar. W stephen really . Who won . No one. We each got 18 holes in one. Heaven is incredibly boring. Stephen okay. So, horace, what do you make of Donald Trumps claims that the dead are all voting for democrats . Well, im actually a lifelong republican. Stephen oh, you support trump . No. A life long republican. Im a deathlongl stephen what are the issues . Health care. If i had any id still be alive. Stephen you chid from a preventible disease . Have they found a treatment for sucked into a wheat thrasher. Im for hillary all the way. Stephen trump is right, the system is rigged . Its not rigged. You look at the options. Gary johnson, jill stein. They dont have a cnc hell. I know because ive got some friends down there. Alan, enjoy the fire, buddy. Shouldnt have pushed me in that wheat thrasher. Im on tv stephen let me get this straight. Trump does not appeal to you at all. Oh, sure, i loved trump, on the apprentice. But as president , no. Dear god, even in my day we didnt treat women like that. Back then, a womans best career option was dying in child birth. So thats it. All the dead are voting for Hillary Clinton. Yes, indeed, we all are. Even bernie sanders. laughter Stephen Horace, horr abernie standers isnt dead . Right. laughter er Stephen Horace mcnulty, everybody. Well be right back with somebody completely different, hugh laurie mcnulty, everybody. Well be right back with somebody completely different, hugh laurie . Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. Only at your lincoln dealer. Astronauts can vote from space. Take a break from the election with red or blue tea. Make time for snapple. . . . . Thunder . . . . Thunder . cheering on tv you may write me down in history, with your bitter, twisted lies. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still like dust, i rise. You can shoot me with your words. But still, like air. Its troubling. Congressman blum actually cosponsored a bill and blum tried to defund planned parenthood, even though women depend on it for critical care, like cancer screenings. I was diagnosed with breast cancer, and i know it was Early Detection that made a difference. Its not a political issue. Its about caring about all of our people here in this country. Im monica vernon, and i approve this message. applause stephen welcome back, everybody. My first guest tonight is a multitalented brit who american audiences know mostly as house. He now stars in the t psychological drama, chance. Detective, yeah, i would say. He knows how to game the system. He is the system. And yet, i will not accept this problem cannot be solved. I will not. Stephen please welcome hugh laurie. cheers and applause . . . What an honor. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you very much. Stephen walk like a man who trod the boards. Did i overdue it. Stephen no. I did a little bit. I was giddy. I was gidding with excitement. Its so incredible to be here inspect look at this. Stephen isnt it a beautiful space . Extraordinary, isnt it. Its an honesttogod broadway theater. Thats the stuff of nightmare. Stephen did you did you watch the debate backstage . I certainly did, avidly. Stephen avidly . Yeah. Stephen any quick impressions . Plenty, and i feel i have to from here. Stephen but you live in los angeles. But im not a citizen. Im very aware of being a guest in this beautiful country. Stephen what are you holding back for . Wed love to have you. Well, thank you. Stephen whats not tos love . Well, all right, all right. Ry hes unspeakable. laughter en cheers and applause o hes absolutely and yet he just keeps really an astounding character. Stephen really extraordinary. You you played dr. House, obviously, for many years, popular on television in the world for many years. And now you play another doctor, eldon chance, on the series chance on hulu. Hes a forensic psychiatrist . Neuropsychiatrist. Stephen neuropsychiatrist, okay. As a forensic neuropsychiatrists could you diagnose either of these candidates . laughter . I mean, i am pretending in the show. I didnt study difference. Great, great, well, then just dazzle me with b. S. I would say i mean, it may be too late but for trump i would suggest breast feeding. laughter applause stephen he might take you up on it. I think he might go along with that. Stephen warn the woman first, though. Treatment, obviously. Hillary im more puzzled by im not puzzled by hillary, im puzzled by the people who hate hillary hate her so much. I feel as if its one as if ive come in ive missed the first reel of the film where she burned down the orphanage, or something. laughter and the whole audience is just like this. And i just dont know but she seems fine to me. What why i dont know. So its, obviously, a thing im not eat. Stephen it was the 90s. Was it. Time. When she forced us to wear the parachute pants. Hammer dont hurt him, that was her. My only prescription for her would be maybe a soft, vertical stripe laughter . Stephen going up her body. Her entire body. Nothing to do with her clothes. Her clothes, i just think that im getting yeah. its. Stephen a little clinical. Stephen another as somewhat of an outsider you described yourself as not really from here even though you lived here a lot. People are really people are mad and kind of depressed and is there any bright spot that you as something of an outsider can sort of see in america, to make us happier . Yes. Yes. I mean, i think this whole election has been sold to the people on the basis of incipient disaster. And i think its absolutely im sorry, what was that . One of us went to now, stop. I heard you speaking latin this afternoon. So just, you know, dont play that on me. laughter . Stephen speaking latin . There guagain. And i dont think its right. I dont think the world is not as grim as people theres profit in saying that the world is coming to an end, and its not actually the case. Stephen eventually it will. I suppose, i suppose. But the American Voter is not i just sort of promise you that. You are going to be killed applause im sorry. Stephen thats a cheap clap. It is. Stephen youre not gonna die anybody im saying the American Voter will be killed by diabetes, for example. laughter th i mean, thats just a fact. Thats just the way it is. applause and and we have knot to fight diabetes wherever they are. And if isis were halfway decent at their job, they would be opening shops. If thats really but fortunately, theyre very dim, and they havent sort of worked that out. I think there are all sort of i was kay cab a cab. No limos . Youre a star. Youre one of the biggest stars in the world. Every now and then i like to see no. Stephen just making sure. I was in a cab. And the guy was looking at me in the mirror, and he said, i want to ask you a question. Agency. And, of course, its los angeles so i thought everybody wants to be an act oobviously, everybody. And i said, well, what kind of an agency are you looking for . And he said, one where i could maybe work as a lookalike. And i was going, okay, who do you think you look like . And he said, well, as you can see, im middle eastern. He didnt actually said middle eastern, he said middle he said,im middle eastrin, and, therefore, i could get work as a terrorist. Now, what do you say to that . Thats a woman going, how old do you think i am . Theres just no theres no way to laughter applause . Stephen do these pant make me look like a terrorist . Exactly. I said i said can yes, i suppose you could look like middle eastrin, and therefore i could get work playing a terrorist in films and tv shows. And i thought that is so wonderful in the middle of all these grand collisions of ideas and, you know, power ploks around the world that our idea that the world is coming to anth end, the way most people think is, how can i make a buck out of that . I just thought thaft so it was just so inspiring in a way. It was sort of it was silly but it was inspiring that there was a guy is what everyone thinks of me and the way i look, at the same time, ive got to put food on the table. I suppose i could play a terrorist. I just thought that was wonderful. It made me really admire him. Stephen thats the saddest, most hopeful story ive ever heard. It is. Stephen well, hugh laurie, thank you so much for being here. Lovely to see you. Thank you, thank you very much. Stephen chance is available on hulu right now. Hugh laurie, everybody. Well be right back with paul reiser. Thats a great story. applause available on hulu right now. Hugh laurie, everybody. Well be right back with paul reiser. 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My next guest is an actor, comedian, and author whos been making people laugh for over 30 years. Please welcome paul reiser . . . applause wow stephen nice to see you. What excitement. Stephen now, we had some excitement backstage. Both you and hugh laurie, i understand, were watching the debate. Yes. Room. Yes. Stephen while people were cairchging on the show. W, they were much funnier than we were. Q. No, youre very funny peoplen to the debate yourself . Did you have any reaction . Its interesting. Everybody is talking about how qisive and everybody is divide. I see it differently. I think for the first time everybody in the country is united and everybody is thinking the same thing which is, can this be over please wed like it to be over. Stephen thats true, thats true. applause . Because its never ending its exhausting its not unlike parenting. Stephen you have written books about parenting. Its exhaust, its never ending. But i feel like in this case were raising two and very different troubled children, each with their own problems. And you gotta youd like them to get along but thats not the case so you have to keep an eye on them because if you leave them in the a room together, somebody is going to get hurt. Heres the thing if you ask them what happened, theyre like little adolescents. She started it. Everybody is blaming. And at the end of the night, youre thinking what have we done wrong . You blame yourself. Stephen is it our fault that these are the two candidates . Really, the good side is we must love our country so much to go through this. Thats how much we love our country, ive decided. Stephen instead of just tossing in the towel and going back to england. That was one of the options. Im like, no, im going to stick it out. Stephen as somebody who, you have kid your own. You have written about parenting. Y. To kids about i try not to. , a void them. Thats when they come at me. And i go, you know what . Im not here . Stephen i have a friend with a sevenyearold and when the kid walks into the room he hits the mute if its about trump and his busride talk, but the closed captioning came up and the kid came in andry read he thought he had saved and he promising. Stephen thats good. You get something positive out of it. Stephen as exhausting as this campaign is eye have kids, you have kids theres nothing more exhausting than being a parent, right . It is the most rewarding and the most exhausting. It is but child fatigue is different than election fatigue. Its different than its a deeper fatigue. Its to the bone. laughter and i heres the analogy i have. You know how when your phone runs out of battery and is it will say 0 , but sometimes the tell you that. Thats how i feel all the time. laughter i feel i would have to take a little nap just to get the strength to diswieb how tired these people are making me. Stephen i have a friend who has three has three kids, and when her third child was borng i said to her,are you get anything sleep . And he said, sleep . Oh i dwreem of sleep. Yeah, thats gone. Yeah. You have three kid, and you have youre here every day. Stephen you have a job. Not that youd notice. Stephen you have red oaks yes, thats the seam as you, really. Stephen and youre back to standup. I am doing standup again, and i feel like George Carlin who used to say, i work for y free, but you have to pay me to go through the airport. Thats the hard part, thee travel yeah, im having a great time doing standup . Stephen as doing the in this Television Show called red oaks it takes place at a and youre the chairman of the country club. Im the big cheese. Stephen youre a jerk in this. Oh, the character. Whew stephen the character is kind of a jerk i thought that was uncalled for. Stephen Everybody Loves you from mad about you. Youre generally like a nice guy. Is it nice . Do you enjoy playing the jerk. The only jerk i have seen you play is in aliens. You say jerk. Stephen and devoured by the alien in the theater and we all cheered. Its not uncommon, workplace accidents. I had to other stat calendar over. Stephen can you explain this to me . What is this . I didnt see what it is. Stephen it says its all in chinese, and it says, mad about you, up there. They thought i wouldnt know. But i could tell it said mad about you. Mad about you has been bought and recreated ski understand theyre married actually, the actors are actually married. And i havent seen them. I havent heard them. And if i heard them i wouldnt know. Stephen we have a clip actually. I would like to see how funny we are in china. Stephen use introduced your episode with helen hunt. L they say mad about you, but it means wedding apartment. Heres the latest episode. laughter . You know what . That plays anywhere . Thats going to play anywhere. Throw the flour on the head. Stephen flour ground from something else. A buddy of mine who worked on mad about you went over there and supervised to the extent they would they took our scripts, translated them into chinese to see if they were doing a good job of it, they would translate it back into english. You would think it would come back the same. But somehow its like when you change money, you get screwed on both ends. You know what i mean . How did i get lesmoney . Apparently, comedy gets sucked out both ways. But i wish them luck. Ou its apparently a very big hit. Stephen you were one of the creators of mad about you. I have gotten nothing so far. 60 Million People watch it a week which is a one share over there. Its a very big country. Its doing very well but i im waiting. Im waiting for some sort maybe you could do a walkon. That would be fun with the powder. Stephen with the powder. Just learn some mandarin. How hard could that be. Stephen the i think hardest thing on the planet. 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Its as though she was ready in the Football Game and trump threw a picksix. Donald j. Trump. Stephen heres the thing you have been surprisingly accurate over the last few elections with one exception, with one candidate. Who is the candidate you got wrong . We evolved. We were skeptical. Stephen who did you get wrong. What was his name . Donald j. Trump. Stephen why did you get him wrong . We had silly ideas and didnt look at the polls. The polls were pretty accurate in the g. O. P. Primary and had hi a couple of states like iowa where he was supposed to win he didnt. The problem is right now he has only about 38 of the vote. Clinton has 45 of the votes. There are some undecideds left. I dont think he did a good job of persuading them tonight. Stephen who is undecided . I think at this point those people dont need more information. They need more medication. Who is undecided . They are people who dont t like either candidate. Mcmullin in utah who is literally someone no one heard of and he is leading in polls in utah because utah is weird and people are so fed up with the major candidates. Stephen hes running for candidate . Yeah. Stephen whats his name. Evan mcmullin. Stephen there is a guy i never heard of who might win the eleceral vote in utah . Literally, nobody heard of him until seven days ago. Stephen seven days ago . I mean, you know, he moved from 10 to 31 in the the span of about a week. Stephen wow okay. What are the odds this is over on november 9 . Because trump says, yeah, ill let you know. I moon, people trump has occupied so much space in my head for a year and a half and a lot of americans heads, i kind of think i know i cant swear but people might have a certain reaction to tell him to maybe be quiet, to shut up after november but he doesnt generally people are so exhausted by this election, though, and usually look, even al gore, john kerry, mitt romney, who all lost the elections by relatively narrow margins, probably narrower than trump did, they stood down and people didnt want to hear from them in any way but a gracious way. Trump has 35 of the country that will believe everything he says. But people do get sick and tired of hearing the same act again and again and again. State out there that youre looking at, that are sort ofi surprise, stories you wouldnt expect to a statebystate basis . Right now were looking at a lot of traditionally red states like texas and arizona. Those states are actually closer than pennsylvania or colorado right now. Its what happens when youre down by seven point. It kind of swings pretty uniformly. Believe it or not, trump is underperforming among the traditional g. O. P. Suburban base. He gets some of them, but if you voters in a country where you usually get 92 , then that means you can lose a state like arizona, for example. Stephen all right, well, thanks for giving us the0 information. Well see what happens november 8. Thanks are the information. For more election coverage, visit fivethirtyeight. Com. Nate silver, everybody well be right back. . . . applause . . Grandkids noooooo thank you, sweetie who wants a cookie . Stephen thats it for our tune in tomorrow when my guests will be tiger woods, elijah wood and jorge ramos. Now stick around for james corden and his guests, tom cruise and anna faris. Good night ger woods, elijah wod captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org his guests, tom cruise and anna faris. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org james i tell you what, tom, have i never felt more alive. I feel the need. James wait, save it for the show. applause . . Are you ready yall to have some fun. . Feel the love tonight. . Everythings all right. . Its going to be all right