Because of your service, because of your sacrifice, the only wars most americans will ever have to fight are on facebook. So thank you very much. Speaking of facebook, did anyone in our audience get declared dead today . There was some kind of glitch in the facebook algorithm that changed a lot of peoples profiles to indicate they were deceased. Even mark zuckerberg, the founder of facebook, was pronounced dead. This was real. Remembering mark zuckerberg, we hope people who love mark will find comfort in the things others shared and remembered to Police Arrested the wigglevoss twins immediately. Is that really what you do when we die . Are we supposed to worry about how many likes wet got . If someone likes when it you die, is that a good thing . My assistant max was declared dead today. I almost had to pick up a whole pot of coffee and pour it into a cup myself. Anyway. What a perfect end to a perfect week. Washington, d. C. Yesterday. He met with president obama. His wife met with michelle obama. And at the end of the day last night, after his full day at the white house, he tweeted this. He tweeted a fantastic day in d. C. , met with president obama for the first time, really good meeting, great chemistry, melania liked mrs. O. A lot. Is it just me or does that read exactly like a yelp review . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] great white house. Fantastic. Trump said his top three priorities, they asked for his top priorities. He said immigration, health care, and bigleague jobs. Not just jobs. Bigleague jobs. Which i think i have always wanted to play professional baseball, so i think that is fantastic. As for immigration the fact that we elected donald trump has reportedly put mexico on edge. I dont understand, what has donald trump done to make mexicans nervous . Is there anything i should know about, guillermo . The Mexican Government said for a wall. They refused Donald Trumps venmo request today. Dont know . I didnt know what it was until yesterday either. Im saying it lot now to catch up. Experts estimate this wall they think would cost up to 25 billion. Do you have any idea how much cocaine theyll have to sell us to cover that . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] here in the United States the antitrump protest rallies continue. Trump weighed in on that subject again on twitter. Just had a very open, successful president ial election, now professional protesters incited by the media are protesting, very unfair. Professional protesters . Well, hey. Look at him, hes creating jobs already. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] professional protesters. Completely. He went from very unfair to love the fact that the small groups of protesters last night have passion for our great country. We will all come together and be proud. Which means either someone on his staff took over his twitter feed, or we have our first openly bipolar president of the United States. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there were protests and probably are some right now in Downtown Los Angeles yesterday. More than 180 people were arrested last night. This morning our local ktla news caught up with a young man who was among those arrested. This is his cautionary tale. Now i got to feed the meter just because of this. Why are you out here protesting . Because i just dont think trump is the right person to be in the white house. Did you vote in the election . I couldnt vote. I wasnt registered. But the least i could do is like are you 18 . Yeah. Jimmy no the least you could do is have voted the other day. This was less than the least you could do. [ laughter ] you know, we go out on the street, people lie to us on camera almost every day. This guy had to tell the truth . I mean, heres how that should have gone. Did you vote in the election . Of course, what kind of an idiot would come out here if he didnt vote in the election . By the way the turnout for this election was the lowest in 20 the lowest since 1996. Instead of putting stickers on the shirts of the people who voted, they should put tattoos on the foreheads of those who did not. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i see all of you clapping. I know at least half of you are lying right now. [ laughter ] believe it or not, Hillary Clinton still has a chance to win this. According to the constitution, that thing those guys wrote . Anyway, clinton could still become president. President if all three dancing with the stars judges give her a 10 on monday night. [ laughter ] for real, though, it has to do with the electoral college. The electors are going to meet next month to cast their official votes. This is where it gets weird. Theres nothing in the constitution that says they have to vote for whomever the people of their state voted for, they can vote for whoever they want to. Theyve got a petition now asking these people not to vote for donald trump. Signatures on it. I dont know, hasnt Hillary Clinton been through enough . She lost to obama, she lost to trump, she has to lose to trump again . There was a Hillary Clinton sighting. A woman in upstate new york where Hillary Clinton lives was bummed about the election, she decided to go for a hike. She put her daughter on her back, she went for a hike. On that hike she ran into Hillary Clinton. Who was with bill clinton in the woods. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] she was with bill clinton in the woods. Shes really taking this lock her up thing seriously. The poor woman is hiding in the woods from donald trump. Put that picture up one more time. Where the hell was that dog the whole campaign . The cute factor could have changed everything. Anyway, trump unless the white house and hillarys in the woods. Weve heard a lot of heard a lot from a lot of people about this election. We heard from pundits, surrogates, experts, anchors. We havent heard from kids. This afternoon we went on the street just outside our theater to ask children to give us their thoughts on our next president , donald j. Trump. You know there was an election a couple of days ago, right . Yes. Do you know who won . Donald trump. Now how does donald trump make you feel . Kind of iffy. I dont know, hes really rude. How does that make you feel that donald j. Trump is your president . Oh, god. Not really comfortable. But i mean the world keeps moving on. When he became president , what was the face that you made . I made an angry face. Let me see. [ laughter ] do you like donald trump . Oh how would you describe donald trump . Describe him as an idiot. An idiot . Yea how does that make you feel and why . I dont really care because im canadian. But i dont like him. Are you worried everybody is going to come to canada . Kind of but not snoop dogg, i want snoop dogg to come. What do you think he should do, donald trump . Well, he should clean up the whole earth. Clean up the whole earth . Yeah, he should be a plumber. Why do you think that . Because then he gets dirty and he has to clean the toilet. If you had to say one nice thing about him, what would you say . Oh. Well. He doesnt hes not the ugliest person in the world. What does he look like . He looks weird. He does look like a dope. A dope . Yeah. Do an impression of donald trump. I could stand in the middle of broadway and shoot somebody and i wouldnt lose any votes. Im donald trump and im the Hillary Clinton sucks. Can you do an impression of donald trump . Shes a nasty woman. [ deep voice ] shes a nasty woman is that darth trump . Is donald trump going to be good . Hes going to be yuge what do you think about donald trump . Good guy. Hes a good guy . Yeah. Do you like him . Yeah. No. [ laughter ] no . Why not . Because hes i dont know. You dont trust him . No. So would you want donald trump to be your dad . Of course not. Why not . He might murder my mom. 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Im here with targets black friday 30 off apparel doorbuster jimmy hi, there, welcome back. Linmanuel miranda, dr. Kim jong, music from banks on the way. First its time for a game, we came up with a game, it took in this game we give pedestrians a chance to win warm, hard cash, its in the pockets, its warm. All they have to know is who is on the money. That is the name of the game. We go live to hollywood boulevard. Cousin sal is standing by. What is your name . Sal my name is sal. Jimmy no, i meant actually, i see your name, your name is sheldon, correct . Jimmy im doing well. When are you from . Chicago go cubs. Jimmy i dont know if you got the news but they went. Yeah. Jimmy congratulations on that. What do you do for a living . I work in mental health. Jimmy you do, okay. As a patient . Or an attendant . [ laughter ] well, i probably should be a patient. But i work in mental health. Jimmy great. This is how the game works. We are going to start with a coin, a penny. Were going to ask you to tell us who is on the penny, and if you get that right, we will move up to a nickel. All right. Jimmy and then a quarter. And so on. Do you understand . I understand. Jimmy all right. Lets begin. Sal, you have the coins. Sal i do right here. Jimmy first we have a penny. Dont look at it. Who is on the penny, sheldon . Abraham lincoln. Jimmy that is absolutely correct. [ cheers and applause ] sheldon wins the penny. You have a decision to make. Do you want to stay . Do you want to keep that penny . I Just Got Paid friday so ill risk it all. Jimmy hes going to risk it all, everybody [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow. Sheldon. Yes . Jimmy who is on the nickel . Jefferson. Jimmy that is absolutely correct, sheldon. Sal wow. Jimmy sheldon now has 6 cents. Sheldon, are we going to are you going to go for the dime . Yes, sir. Jimmy hes going for the dime. All right. Sal can i just say, a lots happened this week, we dont know where the economys going, walk away with the money. No, no, no. Keep going. Sal ive seen this many too many times. Jimmy lets ask the audience, should he keep going . [ cheers and applause ] the audience wants it, sheldon. Sheldon, who is on the dime . Nobody yell in the background, please. [ laughter ] jimmy what . I dont know. Jimmy don is not on the dime. Sal i begged you to walk, i begged. Sheldon, im so sorry. Sal give me the money. Jimmy were going to have to take that 6 cents back. Thank you for playing. Well, at least the cubs yeah. Sal, just take it all, there we go. Thank you, sheldon. [ cheers and applause ] lets get another player in there. Its harder than it looks. You think you know. Lets see who we have now. Hi there, jessica how are you . Good, how are you . Jimmy doing well. Are you here on vacation . I am in town for a wedding. Er what are you in town from . Detroit, michigan. Jimmy whos getting married . My cousin. Jimmy a cousin you like . Yeah, i love him. Jimmy are you in the Wedding Party . Im not, unfortunately. Jimmy this is a cousin you like but she doesnt like you jimmy how big is the Wedding Party . I cant be sure. I dont know. Jimmy wow, so youre really second, maybe third tier. Yeah. Not that important. Jimmy youll be sitting by one of the speakers, right . Definitely. Jimmy all right, are you ready to win money . Of course. Jimmy were going to start with the smallest coin possible. Cousin sal has it in his hand. Tell us who is on the penny . Lincoln . Jimmy that is right, abraham lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] all right, youve got 1 cent. Sal this is going to be so wedding gift. Jimmy do you want to go up to 5 . Guess whos on the nickel . Sure. Jimmy all right, shes going for it, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] jessica, who is on the nickel . Nixon . Laugh live. Jimmy they dont do it through alliteration. No, nixon is not on any of the money. We dont like him, he was bad. [ laughter ] im sorry. Ever. All right, jessica. Very well done. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] weve got to get at least up to a buck. All right, this guy. Hi, cobi, where are you from . From hawaii. Jimmy hawaii. What do you do for a living . Student at usc. Jimmy what are you studying at usc . Business. Jimmy so you should know money, correct . Oh. Sure, why not. Why not. Jimmy do you understand . I know weve been keeping you sequestered from the others. But the object of this game is to guess is to tell us who is on the coin. Were going to start with a penny. Okay, who is on the penny . Abraham lincoln. Jimmy that is right. [ cheers and applause ] you have 1 cent. Do you want to go for 5 cents . 5 cents. Jimmy all right. Sal i am so nervous right now. Jimmy who is on the nickel, cobi . Thomas jefferson . Jimmy that is absolutely correct. You have 6 cents. Do you want to make it 16 . 16 sounds good. Jimmy all right, cobi, who is on the dime . Wallet but you can think about it. Can i get a lifeline . Jimmy we could give you a lifeline. We have somebody who knows a Little Something about the president s and that type of thing. Oh, wow. Jimmy i believe we have Linmanuel Miranda. [ cheers and applause ] hello, los angeles. Jimmy lin, i dont know if youve been keeping up, cobi is about to guess whos on the dime. He needs a lifeline. Jimmy yes, 16 cents is at stake here. All right. So im allowed to give him a hint . Jimmy you can give him a hint, yes. Its a roosevelt. Jimmy okay, you only need to say the last name so go with roosevelt. Roosevelt. Jimmy it is roosevelt, thats right [ cheers and applause ] lin, stay out there. Hes going to need help. Sal split the money and go. Jimmy its about to get easier. Do you want to keep going . Cobi . George washington . Jimmy that is correct. [ cheers and applause ] youve got 41 cents. Do you want to go for a dollar . Yeah. Jimmy okay, who is on the dollar, cobi . George washington. Jimmy all right. [ cheers and applause ] now do you want to stay there . I feel like you probably should stay there. But maybe think about it. Look at the crowd, everyone outside wants you to go most of those people are homeless but listen to them anyway. Who is on the 5 dollar bill . Abraham lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is absolutely correct. All right. Sal can we take a commercial break . This is way too intense. Jimmy this is where lins really going to come in handy. Do we want to go to the 10 dollar bill . Should help with this one. Okay . You can stay out there but dont help with this one. Cobi, who is on the 10 dollar bill . This would be really funny. Jimmy yeah, this would be great. Ill give you a hint. Just look next to you. Yeah. At him. Okay, cobi. Have you ever been to broadway . I have, once, yeah. Musical . Yeah. Jimmy whats the most popular one you can think of . Alexander hamilton [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that is absolutely right that would have been terrible. Cobi, do you want to keep going . Do you want to stay there . Keep going. Jimmy its a 20 dollar bill, whos on it, cobi . Am i allowed to hand it off again . To linmanuel again . Jimmy you can ask for a clue. All right. Linmanuel, can you give me a clue . Jimmy trump likes him, no one else does. I dont think hitlers on the 20 dollar bill. [ laughter ] sal good guess, good guess. Jimmy cobi, what is your guess . Is it roosevelt . Jimmy oh, it is not roosevelt. Please give all that money back to my cousin sal. And give a hug to linmanuel for helping you. He did his best. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, lin. Thank you, cobi. Thank you, cousin sal. Thanks for playing on the money. [ cheers and applause ] tonight on the show music from banks. Well be back with ken jeong and albert tsai. Be right back with Linmanuel Miranda . 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Ken, which you may have seen earlier tonight on abc, ken jeong and albert tsai are here. Then, a california native, this is her latest album the altar, banks from the ciroc stage. Dwayne johnson, casey affleck, billy crystal, billy eichner, lucas hedges, music from dawes, jeezy featuring French Montana and two nights with garth brooks. Please join us for all that. Its hard to remember, but before our first guest came along, musicals about American History werent that cool. Hes the emmy, tony and grammywinning author of the hit broadway play hamilton, now hes writing songs for the rock as cowriter and performer in the animated feature moana. . We read the wind and the sky when the sun is high . . We sail the length of the seas on the ocean breeze . . At night we name every star we know where we are . Jimmy moana opens in theaters november 23rd. Please welcome Linmanuel Miranda [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how are you . Good. Jimmy its great to have you here. The last time i saw you was in new york. You were very nice to invite my wife and i backstage to say hello after hamilton, which was fantastic. Im sure you get sick of hearing about it all the time. I was wondering, there werent a lot of people waiting to come say hello. When youre in that situation, just done a threehour musical, do you ever get, oh my god, ive got to sit here and say hello to joe biden or something . Its funny you bring up joe biden, joe biden was the only visitor with secret Service Detail who went to the bathroom in the lobby. Jimmy he did . Yeah. Imagine youre in the lobby jimmy he peed in the lobby . What an animal you know how bad the broadway lines are. The line wraps around into the were like, you can come backstage. Hes like, no, waving to the urinals, hes just joe. Jimmy spectacular. Isnt that crazy . Jimmy that is pretty crazy. You were in mexico, right . Yeah. Jimmy whats the mood there . Thought that you tested everyone. I was in the air election day, flying there this do press for moana, woke up to the news of the new orange president as and the headline that came with my coffee in the morning was a picture of donald hugging the flag, which is his thing. He hugs flags. Jimmy oh, yeah. And the headline said [ speaking spanish ] which im happy to translate. Start trembling. Jimmy really. Yeah. That was the headline on the biggest mexican newspaper. Jimmy so theyre excited about it. Yes, really. Jimmy optimistic. Wall. When is hamilton starting in l. A. . It opens in san francisco, it will be here in august. Jimmy are people bothering you for tickets for the show . Yes, they are. Jimmy i would imagine thats a nightmare. How do you deal with that . You kind of say, thats not my department. Jimmy i see. You know, thats but you know. Better that than the other thing of me on the corner. I did that guy too. Ive been like, hey, who wants to come to a show . No . Okay, cool. Id rather people asking me. Jimmy that makes sense. Theres always people that you can like family members, you cant do that. You cant pull that move. You have to be able to get them tickets if you really want them to have tickets. Absolutely. Youve got the family members who are there. I have 60 new cousins i never knew existed. Thanks to hamilton. [ laughter ] they found me. Jimmy is it true you wrote jingles for politicians at one time . Yeah. Substitute teacher until i got my first show on. But i would write sort of positive and negative ad music. And its the easiest job in the world. You hit a minor chord, mm jimmy these werent songs about the the no, the background music for a commercial. Jimmy oh, really . Jimmy kimmel wants you to believe, insert horrible thing, then you go to a beat salsa music and theyre like, vote Guillermo Jimmy you had an attack ad guillermo no, no. Jimmy where did you find time to write music for a whole animated film . Well, the crazy thing is i got the job working on moana seven months before we started rehearsing hamilton. I was working on moana at the same time i was performing in the show. And wed have these skype meetings. Tuesdays and thursdays before my 7 00 curtain. Had a 5 00 meeting. It would be the entire creative burbank and then me in a 18th century blouse, sort of weighing in on plot points. Well, i think she should leave the island earlier. But im dressed like alexander hamilton. That was the only way we had time to make it happen. Jimmy was that a dream come true, to be a part of Something Like this . Absolutely. Jimmy you named your son sebastian. Not after a family member, but after the crab in the little mermaid. Does he know hes named after a crab . No, and i hope you dont show this to him. [ laughter ] sebastians one of the coolest bilingual names. Up there with guillermo. Guillermo in spanish is powerful. Sebastian, its got a sssssexiness. Jimmy except when you look at a cartoon crab. Crabs and sexy dont go together in general. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i hadnt thought through that part. I know youre born and raised in new york, do you know how to drive . Are you accustomed to our ways here . I had a weird experience with that. The first time i came here was to do an acting job on tv. And my nowwife, thengirlfriend, i had to pick her up at the airport with my rental car. I took a weird turn. I found myself driving through south central. And weirdly, i was able to find my way out because i played so much grand theft auto. [ laughter ] if you play grand theft auto map of los angeles already. You dont ever have to actually come here. Jimmy really . I was like, oh, me and smoky started a gang on this corner. [ laughter ] i turn left here, then im uptown. Jimmy you and smoky . Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy are you planning to take hamilton around the world . Is this something that will translate to other cultures . I hope so. Show. Jimmy and you have to make things rhyme too. And they have to work. Its not just a matter of just translating. There was an amazing japanese production of in the heights. Jimmy we have a clip of that. Youve done this before . Yeah, basically what they do is whoevers licensed the show sends you their translation and then they send you the literal translation of their translation of your work. Jimmy i see. So you read it sort of through the filter. And a line like hey, yall, good morning becomes the sun comes up when i see you. Sort of a copy of a copy. I saw this japanese direction on youtube. There are so many more syllables in japanese words than english words, i have no idea how these guys breathe, incredible. Jimmy lets see if it rings true. . . Its so dope jimmy its great to have you here. Were excited about the show coming up. 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Jimmy welcome back to the show. Ken jeong, albert tsai, and music from banks is on the way, albert tsai [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy hows it going . Youre dressed almost alike. Yeah, yeah. Jimmy was that intentional . No, just a coincidence. Jimmy just a coincidence. Its good to have you here. How did you become tv father and son . Did you meet in the audition process . Actually, ken and i had done an episode of hot in cleveland. It was their season 5 life premiere which was life rock fest. Jimmy how old were you then . Think then 9 or 10. Jimmy did you say, id like you to be my daddy one day on television . Thought he was really nice. Jimmy you thought . You thought i was really nice . Im nicer now . Jimmy is he nicer now . Or was he nicer then . Weve gotten closer. Jimmy youve gotten closer. Very diplomatic. Good nonanswer. Jimmy have you seen ken in the hangover . No. From what ive heard, luckily no. [ laughter ] jimmy well, i disagree. How long have you been acting . Ive been acting for three years. Jimmy so since you were a kid. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy that was right at the beginning. Did you believe that ken was really a doctor . For those who dont know, ken is a real doctor. He threw that all away to become an actor. Did you believe i was a doctor when you met me . Smart, really educated . Well, actually, the first role i saw you in was a doctor. Oh okay. On hot in cleveland. You were a doctor. Thats right, thats right. I didnt know you were a doctor at first. Then i wikipediad you and it said you were a doctor and actor. So my performance wasnt convincing enough, you had to go online. Got it. Jimmy you wikipediad him. Have you ever had, ken, a situation where youve had to treat albert or anybody on the set for any kind of injury or given a flu shot or like that . Youre a healthy boy so ive never had to treat you. Every like on dr. Ken, i think dave foley had a cold or some allergies or things like that. It happens. I dont really prescribe much but i kind of usually its a virus. Jimmy albert, do you think that ken is cool when he has done Something Like that . Where hes gone in and examined somebody and maybe cured them or helped them get better . Yeah, hes cool. He goes into this kind of yeah, its a lot more serious. Then after everythings taken care of he goes back to funny ken. Reporter back to funny. Are you planning to be an actor when youre grown up . Is this your plan for your life . I might be an actor when i grow up. But i also want to maybe do some behind the scenes stuff. Like director or producer. Because im interested in that type of thing. Jimmy you like that kind of thing also, yeah. Will you go to college . Will you skip that . I think id stick with college. Jimmy you would stick with college. [ laughter ] seriously, albert talks in like showbiz speak all the time on set. Every day instead of yes its left side, copy that. Should i reset, go back to one . Everything is industry speak. Jimmy where did you learn that stuff . Picked it up along the way . Yeah, picked it up. I heard other people say it. Id be like, what does that then i just picked it up and kind of just became like instinct. Jimmy part of your deal. When you guys are doing lines, are you do you ever forget them . Is one of you more forgetful than the other . I forget my lines all the time. Im pretty bad. Youre a pro, youre really good at staying on the ball. I mean, sometimes i think on our show, more than like if we forget the lines, its more well like break character. Well start laughing. I think thats more comm yeah, im the worst at laugh organize giggling or destroying takes. Yeah, usually albert has a thing jimmy a funny laugh. Right. He has the funniest laugh. Jimmy lets tickle him and see what it sounds like. [ applause ] jimmy it is a funny laugh, yeah, wow. You could be standing right next to guillermo, ive not heard a laugh cuter than his until now i heard you were a good dancer. Do you want to do a little bit of dancing . [ cheers and applause ] sure. Jimmy all right, here we go. Dr. Ken airs friday nights at 8 30 here on abc. Albert tsai and ken jeong, everybody. Ken, youre good too. Well be right back with music from banks dicky the jimmy kimmel by ciroc. Lets get it. Cooking dinner for the in laws . Not on her moms radar. Beating cancer and having their kids live. Thats all their parents think of. At st. Jude childrens research hospital, were fighting for kids not as lucky as yours. Treatments invented at st. Jude we freely share our discoveries with doctors across america. And no family ever receives a bill from st. Jude for treatment, travel, housing or food. Because all a family should have to worry about is helping their child live. So if you have healthy children, give thanks. Give thanks. De las gracias. Give thanks. 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