Is happening as we speak. The cubs have not won a world series since 1908. The indians havent won since 1948 which means it will be a very big deal if either team wins. It will also be a very big deal if neither team wins. [ laughter ] that hadnt happened since ever. We showed this clip last night of a passionate chicago cubs fan reacting to the realization that his cubbies were going to the world series, watch this. Hes 35 years old. Hes from indiana. And he had just been waiting his whole life for this moment. So those tears he was crying, like so many other tonight in wrigleyville, crying tears of just unbridled joy for this team. Jimmy so i love this guy. So we tracked him down and his name is ryan slagle. And right now he is with our very own guillermo at slugger sports park in wrigleyville. Here he is. Guillermo, have you told everyone in the bar that youre a big indians fan yet . Guillermo no, jimmy, thats not true [ boos ] jimmy ryan, how are you doing . Were doing great. Thanks for having me, jimmy, i really appreciate it, this is great. Jimmy thank you for doing this. What did it mean to you to see the cubs win the pennant . Explain what was going through your body at that time. Well, you know, in 2003 i was in iraq. I didnt get to see the whole bartman situation. Now that i was where i was freaking out, oh my god, im sure theyre going to mess this up somehow. This was the eighth inning so im sure thats why you saw all the people in the background not having any reaction at all. Im hyperventilating. Im thinking, okay, we just need to get through this so i can relax and go drink and have fun. Thats what i was thinking at the time. Jimmy did you know a tv crew was taping you at the time . Jimmy, the last 48 hours of my life has been absolutely ridiculous. [ laughter ] no, i did not know i was crying on camera. My life has been slipped upside down. I dont know what to do with myself these days. You think im single and i should be a bachelor, ive got a beautiful lady thats waiting for me right here n jimmy you do have a girlfriend. If you propose you better cry, you know. [ laughter ] youd better cry at every major event of your life from here on out. Yeah, thanks for that pressure, i appreciate it. Jimmy was that the happiest moment of your life so far . I dont really know how to actually answer that. [ laughter ] it really was look at this crowd, i mean, seriously. I mean, listen, jimmy. Jimmy yes . Ive been following the chicago cubs since i was a little kid. That is an amazing moment for me, were in the world series. I hope we take it all the way. If we dont, no big deal, but this lineup cant lose so were going to do it. Jimmy dont say things like that, thats bad luck. You cant say they cant lose, you dont say things like that. We are going to send you to the game. You, you jimmy there we go again. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats a man right there. I dont care what anybody says. Thank you, jimmy, i appreciate it so much. Jimmy all right, ryan. Thanks for talking to us. And guillermo, buy a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, all right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, boy. Oh, great. I hope he can take the week off work, i really do. Hey, we had a major act of vandalism on hollywood boulevard. Early this morning across the street from our building, Donald Trumps star on the hollywood walk of fame was at 5 45 a. M. , somebody went out there. This is what the star looked like beforehand. This is what the star looks like now. He smashed the star, this guy, in protest. Deadline hollywood got this on tape. You can see theres the star. I dont know who did the actual taping here. [ laughter ] jimmy theres the guy. You can see oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, he really, sorry. Jimmy yeah, we all are. You could see the rest on amc. Its negan versus trump on the walking dead next week. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meanwhile, and im not suggesting anything here, bill cosbys star is just fine out there, no problem. [ laughter ] the election is 13 days away now. Both candidates are making their final push. Donald trump was on the herman cain remember herman cain . Hes got a radio show. Donald trump was on there criticizing of all things wind. He said wind turbines. You know the wind mills you see in the desert, a whole farm . Hes against them because theyre killing eagles and thousands of other birds. Like bob seger, hes against the wind. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i happen to know why donald trump is against wind power and ill tell you, its not because it kills birds. Because of this. Because of what it does to his hair. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats the real story. Who takes a stand against wind . Just put it in perspective, you know how many birds are killed every year by cats . 1. 4 billion birds a year. Billion. If donald trump really cared about birds he wouldnt be shutting downwind mills, hed be out there grabbing pussies. [ drumroll ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is how much donald trump loves birds. Donald trump loves birds so much he eats them by the bucket. That i can tell you. Meanwhile trump had a rally in tallahassee yesterday where we slowed him down to half speed for tonights edition of drunk drunk donald trump. [ tape playing very slowly ] aah. Maybe i will. Ill mention you folks when i do. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy moving on. Bill clinton is trying to figure out what his official title would be if his wife becomes president. Hillary has said that she likes the term first gentleman. She hasnt been able to say it without the term. [ laughter ] bill has suggested first volunteer, first dude, and first laddy. Which if i had a vote i would go with the first ladys man. Right . Secretary clinton yesterday made a Campaign Stop on this is a popular show on univision called elle gordo y el flaca, it means fat guy and skinny its good to be here, thank you. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show. Jimmy wow. What the hell is that . That guy is especially worried about the wall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hes going to need a trampoline to get over today is Hillary Clintons birthday. As is her custom, every year she spent a quiet evening drinking the blood of her enemies. [ laughter ] focus testing gift ideas. She tweeted a message to herself. This is real fro from hillaryclinton. Happy birthday to this future president. Apparently shes never heard of a jinx. Is it appropriate to tweet happy birthday to yourself . Isnt that kind of like liking your own status update on facebook . [ laughter ] if you do, are you then on the make yourself breakfast in bed . I dont know how it works. Since it is hillarys birthday we wanted to do something fun to exem rate it. This afternoon we went on the street, asked people who said theyre donald Trump Supporters to Say Something nice to Hillary Clinton on her special day. And this is how that went. Todays Hillary Clintons birthday. Can you Say Something nice about her . No. N after the h, i cant really come up with anything. I cant say anything positive. Id ask her if its truly her birthday or if shes lying about that too. Yes, shes a great con artist, shes great at deceiving the public. Shes the devil. In her 30 years shes done nothing for the people. I dont have nothing to say nice about her. I wont even wish her a happy birthday. You cant say one positive thing about her for her birthday . No. Its just for her birthday. Which is today. Okay. She didnt call and wish me a happy birthday, so no, nothing. Happy birthday, hillary. Happy birthday, hillary. I hope you get arrested. She can have a happy birthday, i just dont care if she has a happy birthday. I hope you have a great day. Thats something. Thats it. That was really nice. Thats all good, right . No. Hillary clinton, i think youre a liar and a murderer. And i like your hair. [ laughter ] . Happy birthday to you . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. When we come back from the break, we put dogs in halloween costumes. Its our Fourth Annual canine costume parade so stick around [ cheers and applause ] . . . Lease a 2016 lincoln mkx for 349 a month. Only at your lincoln dealer. Hey honey, yes, dear. Youre washing that bakedon alfredo by hand, right . Yes, dear. Dish issues . Cascade platinum powers through your toughest stuckon food. This turned out great. Cascade. . You never believed in fairytales. Knights in shining armor or happily ever after. But you believed when the right one came along, youd be ready. . . I had to leave my happy home in exile . . Oh which way should i go . . . 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Before we go through with this, i would like you to explain that these are because we have a lot of people who like to complain about nothing when they watch this stuff on the internet. But this is all nontoxic . It is. All the colors are pet friendly, made for dogs. Theyre vegetable or plant based. And all the dogs really love it. They love the attention. Jimmy does it hurt them emotionally, being humiliated . No. Jimmy it does not, very good. Lets bring out our first dog, bebe. Come on out look at that. Bebe is an adorable powder puff chinese crested. Jimmy uhhuh. She belongs to a friend of mine. Jimmy okay. And shes dressed as the cowardly lion. Jimmy thats the cowardly lion, all right. The cowardly part. [ laughter ] and bebe again has no idea whats going on right now, right . No. Jimmy okay. Shes like, all the lights and the stage. Jimmy yes, right. Bebe was not made for show business. All right, bebe, thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] lets bring on our next dog, kobe. Kobe, come on out. This is kobe. Kobe is dressed as inside out characters. Jimmy the movie inside out. Yes. On this side, sadness. And disgust. Jimmy wow. And then over on this side he has fear and anger. Jimmy on his face he has confusion. [ laughter ] he has adorableness on his face. Jimmy yes, he does have adorableness. Then these are the memory balls. Jimmy how do you get kobe to sit down long enough to do this . We just work on it a at a time. So its only like an hour or so a day. Jimmy can people do this to their children as well . [ laughter ] their children have really good hair . How long will this color stay in kobes fur . It stays in until i cut it off. Jimmy you give it a shave . A good shave. Jimmy thank you, kobe. [ cheers and applause ] our next animal is jasper. Come on out. Theres jasper. Crap. Jasper is candidate. Hes donald trump. Jimmy jasper is donald trump. Complete with his American Flag tie, his toupee, and his wall. Which he plans to build. Jimmy wow. [ cheers and applause ] cant forget the spray tan. Spray tan on his face. Jimmy and the white circles on the eyes too. The white circles, yeah. Jimmy does jasper also want to deport chihuahuas . [ laughter ] he has a problem with chihuahuas. Jimmy does jasper hump peoples legs . When theyre not looking. Jimmy jasper, im sorry, but yes, its an election year. I dont know what to tell you. All right, thank you, jasper. Next up we have ginger. Gin ginger, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what the hell is this . Shes another powder puff chinese crested. Characters. Jimmy oh, yeah, my daughter would love this. We have hank, hes an octopus, with beautiful coral, then on this side theres dory and nemo. Jimmy look at that. Wow. That is pretty crazy. Kids must go nuts. They do. Kids love her. Jimmy yeah. Does she love kids . She does. She likes everyone. Jimmy all right, all right. Well, thank you. Just keep swimming. [ cheers and applause ] finally, zeland. Come on out. [ cheers and applause ] zelands good at this. She is. Jimmy gets right up on the table. Zeland is a show dog, shes used to tables. Zeland is dressed as . Barkonce. Beyonce. Jimmy weve got a fans here. [ cheers and applause ] the hair blowing in the wind. Can she sing . Jimmy will she smash in your windshield with a baseball bat . Shell put her paw up. Jimmy all right. Well, well let beyonce go before she makes lemonade from this fan. [ laughter ] thank you, pat. Thank you to the dogs too. Tonight music from Conner Oberst, mario batali is here, and be right back with Andrew Garfield owe best. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live brought to you by [ on the road again, by Willie Nelson ] . On the road again . [ rear alert sounds ] [ music stops ] . Just cant wait to get on the road again . [ front assist sounds ] [ music stops ] [ girl laughs ] . On the road again . . 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Tonight hes the cohost of the chew and an author too this is his new book big american cookbook mario batali is here to chat and teach us how to make things too. Krm [ cheers and applause ] then his latest album is called ruminations conor oberst from the studio stage. Tomorrow night miles teller will be here, science Bob Pflugfelder has experiments to share and well have music from alessia cara. Hey, lets check in with hes in wrigleyville. Hey, guillermo. This is what happens to dellermo if you get him wet, he multiplies. Guillermo, who is that right now with you . Guillermo this is my uncle. Hes a good hombre jimmy what . How drunk are you right now, guillermo . Very drunk. But hes a good hombre right here. Jimmy all right. Yeah, i got that the first time. Hey, what is your name . Look like guillermo . Yeah, they do. [ laughter ] jimmy you work there at the bar . Yep. Jimmy yeah. Guillermo is not able to fulfill his duties, would you be willing to step in . Yeah. When i came to work this morning, there was a guy who came in, he goes, theres guillermo working. I said, no, my name is adam, guillermos coming later. Jimmy well, thank you. Guillermo jimmy, can i tell guillermo if you replace me, im going to start crying. No, no, dont cry. Its a team. Jimmy guillermo, buy another round of drinks for the bar, what do you say . [ cheers and applause ] guillermo yeah jimmy there you go. A lot of fun being had there. Our first guest tonight takes on the role of a reallife World War Ii Army medic in the l theaters november 4th. Please welcome Andrew Garfield [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy very good to see you. I first want to mention i saw your movie, you are fantastic really unbelievable. You do have to say that because im here. Jimmy no, i dont have to say it. If you watch closely youll notice i rarely do say it. No, but that was something else. Oh, thanks. Jimmy yeah, mel gibson, he might an little nutty. But he knows how to direct a movie. He really does. Yeah, he really does. Jimmy were you worried about working with him . Youre jewish, right . I am. Jimmy did you think, oh my god, what am i getting into . No, no, not at all. I met mel first of all, i read the script and its this undeniable story about this man who i want everyone to know about. Because he just lived his life from this place of pure love. And in the middle of a war situation, he went in without a weapon and jimmy he refused to carry a rifle with him. So he was labeled a Conscientious Objector but he relabeled behind as a conscientious cooperative. He wanted to serve but he wanted to serve in his way. Drafted . He absolutely enlisted. He could have had a deferment. Anyway, so i read the script. More about that, the story, later. When i heard mel was doing it, i was incredibly excited because he makes films for everybody. He makes films that get to the core of our humanity. And everyone i think leaves his movies feeling deeply moved. So the story needed that. Second of all, i sat with him, i met him. I got to know him in a real way. In a deep way. Without all the noise and the i felt good enough to go jimmy had he seen you in spiderman . Did he know you were spiderman . Was he aware of this . I think he saw, yeah. Jimmy that spider man costume you were wearing earlier, did you bring that from home . Yes i mean you know. Jimmy what was the last time you were in the spiderman outfit . It was last night. No, two nights ago. [ laughter ] its like my teethbrushing ritual, its a comfort thing. [ laughter ] long as i possibly can. Jimmy last halloween did you dress up . Halloween. Last halloween i was in australia, sydney, shooting with mel. Jimmy oh, okay. And with vince. Jimmy vince vaughn . Vince vaughn is in the film. Unlike youve ever seen him before. Jimmy he does a great job. We know how funny and genius he is. But he also has this incredible kind of core humanity hes just amazing. Youll see, youll get it. I dont even have to say it, jimmy i know it sounds like a lot of bull [ bleep ]. Even though it was a grueling shoot we would hang out on weekends, the three of us, kind of get to know each other. So halloween came around. Vince was like, hey vince is vince. So you go, a night out with vince vaughn, im going to be the drunk favro of that situation, swingers. The movie swingers. Jimmy you guys are not youre saying from the film swingers. Right, exactly, exactly. So he had bought these kind of silly halloween masks so that we could be relatively anonymous. Its hard for vince to be nom miscellaneous especially because hes 85. Jimmy right, big guy. Incredibly recognizable. So he got us these ridiculous masks. I dont know, it was ridiculous. Mel shows up. We get in the car with him. And he gets out this mask. Impossible mask. Its the most detailed like its as if imagine your face but on mel gibsons face. Jimmy if i peeled it off . Yes, and he can talk in it, and its flush to his face. And the mask kind of looks like a lumberjack from oregon or something. So theres like a good beard line. You dont see any seal. Its flush to his eyes. Its the most it must have cost like 50,000, its this he kind of went out in this mask. Insofar as its so good that we would be at a bar or whatever and he would be talking to someone with the mask on. So this person thinks theyre talking to a lumberjack from oregon. And the person would turn away to grab a drink. And like in a flash he would take it off so when they turned back around, the person would be like, aah it was that terrifying. It got to the point where apparently he told me the story like he would prank his friends. He would have there was this one time he had this male friend over. They were looking at his bookshelf or whatever, talking about books, i dont know. Doesnt matter. For the purpose of the story, thats just the setting. [ laughter ] he was like, oh, yes, this is my favorite, i want to show you a great old copy of something i have, be right back. Goes away and comes back with the mask on. And like comes in. In this threatening way. His friend, whos this big built where mel was kind of laid out flat. And mels like laughing his ass off. And like takes the mask off and hes bleeding all over his face. Jimmy wow. Its like that good. Jimmy wow. That scary. If you see a lumberjack from oregon jimmy beware. It may be. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Andrew Garfield is here. Hacksaw ridge. Well be right back [ cheers and applause ] kimmel live are brought to you by ally. Do it right. To be a great athlete or whatever but, you need to make sure you get your college degree. Sometimes i call the house, just to hear her voice. phone ringing answering machine hi, leave a message after the beep. beep hey mom, this is larry. I just want to let you know that uh, i fulfilled the promise that you held me to. 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No, no, sir. I volunteered. I aint got no problem with wearing my uniform, saluting the flag, doing my duty. Its just just carrying a gun and taking a human life. You dont kill . Thats all . Yes, sir, thats all. Jimmy Andrew Garfield in yeah, so you guys, you got a it premiered at the venice film festival, you got a tenminutelong standing ovation, which is impressive but also seems very uncomfortable. Deeply uncomfortable. Jimmy like at what minute do you go, i wish they would stop . Its funny. Its such a weird thing. It was incredible. My experience, maybe because im english or something, its like jimmy this is a real accent youre doing . Yes, sorry, this is. That and the spiderman, who the hell knows whats going on with you. Im just as confused as you are. No, yeah its like god, yeah. Its just weird, isnt it. You make a film. And of course you hope people like it. And with a film like this, as i said, i really believe it in. I really believe in this mans story. Having the power to the potential to send ripples into the world. Jimmy tell everyone about this guy. It is an amazing story. You do, yeah. And its kind of remarkable what he did. Its unfathomable what he did. He, in the course of 12 hours this is just one of the insane things that he did that we depict in the film. In the course of 12 hours, after the army has tried to kick him out, courtmartial him, throw him in jail for the duration, because he refuses to carry a weapon. He ends up with some legal loophole being able to stay and serve the combat medic, that was his calling, what he felt his call and he shows up. His whole battalion of 150 people detest him, loathe him, they dont trust him because hes not carrying a gun. And he gets out there and theres this horrible assault that happens. And half of the battalion are left on the top of this place called hacksaw ridge, which is the title of the film. He stays up and he rescues 75 men in the course of 12 hours, through the night, alone. Carrying men the size of vince vaughn and lowering them down off of this 100foothigh ridge in the middle of enemy gunfire and hiding in japanese he even saved japanese soldiers in the middle of okinawa. This is insane. Jimmy wow. Its insane. Because he didnt see an enemy, he didnt understand the concept of enemy. He saw a human being in need, that was wounded. He went in, dove in, healed that wound. He didnt discriminate. He would send down the ridge and the u. S. Army officials were like, what the hell . Yet they were like, were going to throw you out, threatened to throw him out again, he kept saving the enemy, quoteunquote. But he transcended war. He was a man that was so full of love, so full of the knowing of the absurdity of war, all he wanted to do was heal. This is a story i think for the times were in right now feels incredibly urgent. Jimmy it sure does. With the division thats happening. 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Fantastico jimmy this book, i asked you to make things from this book that i discovered. My wife is from st. Louis. This book youve got different regions of United States and foods that are specific i think thats kind of great and to another state and get something that nobody has any place else. The beauty of it is that each of those states represents a different kind of finger or idea of where we came from as we emigrated into the country. All of us americans werent started here, we started somewhere else. Jimmy most of us, yes. Thats what makes it so cool. Jimmy i was here originally. I know you were. The long tradition of kimmelamericans. Jimmy we founded this country, its ours. Tonights recipes are from the we got a couple of things ive only ever seen in st. Louis, missouri. Toasted ravioli. And gooey cake. Jimmy gooey butter cake which is like delicious. Works on every level. First a cocktail. Jimmy a cocktail first. This is the colorado bulldog. Jimmy this is a st. Louis thing . No. But they drink them in st. Louis. When theyre not drunk enough. Jimmy i see, very good. Were going to start with vodka. Baileys. Cream and coke. Someone decided to throw cocacola in. Jimmy a White Russian with cocacola. Are you pouring or am i . Jimmy either way. This seems like a disgusting beverage, ill be honest with you. You are going to love it. Jimmy i am, okay. Theres nothing in it. There we go. Its really thick. Almost a shake. Jimmy this is something you could have for breakfast, really. At my house this is a breakfast drink. Ready . Jimmy oh, that is really goose. Not bad, right . Jimmy really good, yeah. All right. Now w jimmy i feel really you can buy ravioli already made, you can make them yourself, you can buy the jimmy kimmel brand at the store jimmy i dont have a brand. Dredge with me. Beaten egg and bread crumbs. Cheese ravioli . Yes, in st. Louis would be made with farmers cheese, a cog nate of cottage cheese. Jimmy you broke one, the hell with that one. What weve done is blanched them first. Them in water. Jimmy blanching means you put them in hot water . Then you put them in cold water real quick. With ice so that it completely stops the cooking process. Werent you going to help me . Jimmy i was but i got hypno tised watching you. There you go. Be gentle. Jimmy im not being gentle, i broke one also. Were breaking them. Jimmy weve got enough. There dont have to be too many. Jimmy guillermos not here, we can eat all we want. He looks good, though, the crying dude. Fa greatest. Jimmy i agree with you, i could not agree more. So were going to take basic tomato sauce. Onions, garlic, thyme. Cook the tomato in it. Take these with tongs. Flip them. Weve got that going on, were going to take basil and do a little chiffonade. Have you been to the hill in shoes . Jimmy yes, i have. Its a very cool little italy. Jimmy its an actual hill. It is actually a hill. We toast them like that, they might throw them in a deep fat fryer but we dont. Jimmy wed never do that. This is a betterlooking version than the toasted raf yally ive had. You probably never went to sashas. Jimmy youre right, i did not go to sashas. While hot drain them on a towel. Jimmy oh, boy, look at that. Sprinkle them with a little bit of fresh basil. And you go like that. You put the tomato sauce in just like that. And boom were italians in america. [ cheers and applause ] were feeling really good. Jimmy thats italianamerican right there. I will dip it. Here a gooey butter cake, a buttery regular cake that they drop goo in which is cream cheese, eggs, and more butter, spread it over the top and bake it in the oven. Jimmy that is a million times better than any toasted ravioli ive ever had. That makes me happy, im going to kiss you. Jimmy were italian, its you make a regular cake batter. You take the goo and spread it over the top and it sets down into it. What you do, heres your job. Sprinkling. Jimmy a little bit of powdered sugar . Let me show you. Like that. Jimmy oh, okay, all right. Makes it happen. Then you can serve it as an individual portion or like so. Jimmy this is like a cake that didnt make it. But it tastes delicious. Right . I think we should have a piece like that. Because its almost its not quite caky. Jimmy its like cake that didnt cook all the way and you gave to it your friends anyway. [ laughter ] because you used good ingredients nobodys going to die. Jimmy because were experimental put the gooey butter cake into the deep fry pan, into the hot oil, and see what concoction we get. Thats why youre at the top of the food chain. [ laughter ] big american cookbook. Thank you so much. Be right back with conor oberst dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whisky. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whisky. Vanilla so good. Jimmy we got the gooey bu id like to thank Andrew Garfield, mario batali and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. Nightline is next but first his album which i dont have is called ruminations. Here with the song till st. Dymphna kicks us out conor oberst [ cheers and applause ] . Rise and shine get out of bed get ready for the day . . Get a coffee from the deli . Be careful with your headphones on when you cross the fdr dont want to be a casualty . . Before you make it to the bar . . And hide your shakes and worried face just sit down in the back . . Your friends got there ahead of you and night is falling fast . . Oh you know you shouldnt say it so youre thinking it out loud . . Some things we lost are never to be found . . But if youre gonna talk like that at least buy another round . . And we can keep drinking till st. Dymphna kicks us out . . This world is made of blinking lights theyre changing all the time but depending who youre . . Talking to its likely to be fine . . I watched you go from bad to worse the blues is here to stay . . Sometimes its the simple things that make it all okay . . Oh you dont have to lie say youre alright were just happy that youre here . . But if you yell and tell me to go to hell well at least youd sound sincere . . Oh you know its all a spectacle you always did get nervous in a crowd . . But if you need some company id gladly stick around . . And we can keep drinking till st. Dymphna kicks us out . . . Lets get enabled great minds they think alike i never was a good judge of when to call it a night . . I never was a good judge of when to call it a night . . Oh you dont have to say it so youre thinking it out loud . . Some things go south and they never turn around . . But if you want a confidant id never let you down . . Oh we can keep drinking till st. Dymphna kicks us out yes we can keep drinking till st. Dymphna . . . . . . This is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. Duking it out. 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