I dont know if we have baseball fans in the audience but this is the biggest night for Major League Baseball in a very long time. Not your usual world series. Tonight from cleveland, game one between the indians and the cubs. Two perennial losers. [ cheers and applause ] neither the cubs nor indians have won the world series since two months before jesus was born. Former indians allstar kenny lofton threw out the first pitch tonight. Some cleveland fans wanted to see Charlie Sheen do because he played an indian in the movie major league. Then they remembered its baseball, not an 8ball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] emotions are running high in both cities, especially in chicago. After the cubs won their series with the dodgers, one fan had a truly spectacular reaction nervous breakdown. Hes 35 years old. Hes from indiana. So those tears, he was crying like so many others tonight in wrigleyville. Crying tears of just unbridled joy. Jimmy notice hes there alone. [ cheers and applause ] we ought to make him the next bachelor, wouldnt that be great . That was the playoffs. How this is guy going to react if the cubs win the world series . Somebodys going to have to watch him. Most of the focus in this series is on the indians havent won the world series since 1948. The year in which this diehard tribe fan turned 36 years old. She is better known around here as nana. She as lifelong Cleveland Indians fan. If you can believe what your eyes are seeing, she is 104 years young. Take a look at the shirt. Just one more. Im not going to mention that word, look how great she looks. This will pressure those indians i die. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they better bin one. They better win one soon. Cease been an indians fan ever since she spent the first thanksgiving with them. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. Gordon ramsay is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] master chef and master chef jr. , on that one he teaches the word to kids. Gordon is known for his aggressive manner of speaking which is not for everyone. We tried something tonight. We took footage from the show and dubbed his voice with more pleasant, a friendlier voice. Im pleased to present the new and improved gordan ramsay. Look at all this [ bleep ]. Whos putting all this in the bins . [ guillermos voice ] this . What are you doing, melinda . What are you doing . You are making me mad. Making me [ bleep ] mad [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were going to wash your mouth out with sopapilla. Another angry celeb, kanye west is threatening to boycott the Grammy Awards next year. Upset not because of his own music, hes upset because of somebody elses thing, because frank albums arent eligible because apparently they missed the submission deadline. Now he might skip the show in some sort of show of solidarity. Can you imagine a grammys without kanye being there . [ laughter ] seriously, go ahead and imagine it for a second. It will be peaceful, right . I have a question, when is kanye not mad at the grammys . What he should do is threaten to show up at the grammys, that would fix them. [ cheers and applause ] two weeks from today. And donald trump is already laying the groundwork for a media empire. The Trump Campaign launched what they say will be a nightly show on Facebook Live last night called trump tower live. Some people believe hes starting to build a new channel called trump tv which is great news. Finally we get a chance to see donald trump on tv. But if youre wondering what trump tv might possibly look like, theyre already pushing their first scripted series based on a popular conspiracy theory. On november 8th, look out, america. They. Are. Here. Thank you. Thank you. Arrghh the voting dead. Only on trump tv. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think its going to be a hit. That i can tell you. Say what you will about donald trump, the man loves this country, he loves america, in fact, he loves america he can not seem to keep his hands off or flag. . There aint no doubt i love this land . . God bless the usa . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what . He cant help it. When he sees a flag he just has to reach out and grab it by the stripes, i guess. Hey, bad news for those who are covered by obamacare. The reasons why this is happening are too complicated to get into but heres the gist. If you hate obama, this is his fault. If you like him, its not his fault at all. The way people react to a story largely depends on how the storys presented and what they already think. So this afternoon when we oent the street, we made it seat like higher premiums premiums, a good word most of the time. So we made it seem like higher premiums were a good thing. And this is how people took it in our firstever edition of positive spin. Good news today about obamacare, premiums will be increasing by 25 , thats double digits, are you psyched . Yeah. Sounds pretty good to me. Yeah. Did you think obama could pull it off . I think obama does a pretty good job. I believe in him. Thanks to president obama, premiums will increase by double digits. Isnt that great . Yes. Yeah, obama promised to raise the premiums and he did it, do you want to thank him . Yeah, definitely. For raising the premiums . For raising the premiums and bowl care. Do you feel like you finally have the high premium that is you deserve . Yeah. Definitely. At least my parents do. Yeah. What are they going to do with all that extra premium money theyre paying . I dont know, buy stuff . Great. Just for the people at home, could you explain real quick what Health Care Premiums are and why its great that theyre increasing . Theyre just, you know, health care stuff that are premium. Theyre going up. Because its better to go higher than to go lower. O down as one of president obamas greatest contributions to this country, raising those premiums double digits . Yeah, i think hes going to go out with a bang. I think hes the way hes going out is going to be the best, gangster. Double digits are pretty gangster. They are. Would triple digits be even more gangster . Even more, more the better. Quadruple digits . Yes. How high would you like to see premiums go ideally . Five digits. Are your friends and family psyched to be spending more i wouldnt say psyched. Its just a thing. Its like we talk about its in the air. Its never really like a set thing that i feel like all my friends and me are talking about or Something Like that. Which it probably should be but its not. Its almost like you dont even understand it at all . Yeah. Most likely, yeah. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we have to take a break. When we come back from the break, former nasa named marc rober is here to teach you pretty clever and easy to do halloween tricks as a way to torment your family, so stick around, youllwell be right ba. Go, go [ rock music playing ] have fun with your replaced windows. Run away [ grunts ] leave him leave him brick and mortar, what . [ music continues ] [ tires screech ] [ laughs ] [ doorbell rings ] when you bundle home and Auto Insurance with progressive, you get more than a big discount. Thats what you get for bundling home and auto jamie you get sneakygood coverage. Thanks. Were gonna live forever its back and bigger than ever Olive Gardens never endingage. Pasta bowl, thanks. Starting at 9. 99 endless combinations of your favorite pastas, sauces and toppings. And for the first time ever, chicken alfredo. Plus unlimited salad and breadsticks. At olive garden. . I will follow you, . . Ever since you touched my hand i knew . . I love you, i love you, i love you. . . 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He cut a hole in his shirt and duct taped an ipad inside, i he had fake blood then used facetime to make it look like you could see through his body hole. Tonight, here with more easy and clever ways to scare your family, please welcome former nasa engineer marc rober [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks for being here. I know youve been working on this coming up with new things. This seems like a waste of your brain, really, to me. The concept today is sort of like lastminute halloween ideas you can make with junk playing around your house. You procrastinated again this year. Jimmy everybody waits till the last minute. Things you can do and make a big imp impact. Three decoration ideas and three costumes. Well start over here. So this ones really simple. You know how you get those fake bugs. If you put one on the wall of your house, like that if you go to the dollar store and buy a buttload of these and put them on the wall of your house this is a lot creepy. Jimmy thats great. By the way, the pictures a little disturbing. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy this is what my first apartment in tampa looked like. That would actually kill my wife. That would be the end of her. But its fun. Its especially fun for kids. Yeah, and easy, right . Jimmy fun if youre in a hotel and you call the maid up to your room. All right, what else do we have here . So this one is a way to take your pumpkin carving game to expert level. So youre going to carve something simple like this. Jimmy yeah. This is simple. Jimmy thats pretty great. Theres a free app, digital dudz. Download it. Then put it inside the pumpkin when you do, and double tap it you win. I mean, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what if youre unable to harvest the pumpkin . Im glad you asked. You dont have to be michelangelo to make this look good. So right here, this is just a simple one, right . Then you could add dry ice to the inside and just its like a skyrocket around halloween. I would think so. Jimmy id think most of the dry ice in this country look at that. [ cheers and applause ] thats very simple. You just take two 500 pieces of electronic equipment and put them in a wet gourd and youve got a hilarious thing. All right, what else do we have here . This is our last kind of decor item. Take a jar like this add some food coloring. Then youre going to take a picture of your buddy from the front and the side. Jimmy thats your buddy . Photoshop it. Then you kind of stick it in there. Jimmy what, did you laminate it . Laminate it. Excellent point. Then get a cheap wig and stick that in there. [ applause ] jimmy is it raise to do on someone you know. [ cheers and applause ] as a man of science, these look really creepy. As a man of science i want to do an experiment to see exactly how creepy. So i took your severed head and put it in the refrigerator of my friends and family. Jimmy oh, great. Yeah. Jimmy i boss wondering why i felt a chill. All right. Oh, youve got a camera in there. Aah jimmy theres guillermo. Aah what is that . Jimmy i think i would react a lot more strongly than they did to Something Like that. [ cheers and applause ] thats fun. Lamination is going to be the hard part of that. But otherwise youre in the clear. What do we have now . What are you doing now . This is like a cool thing to trickortreating, right . It looks like super realistic. Jimmy it is. And the key is just like youre bending your wrist like this. It is Pretty Simple to pull off. Get a fake hand from the store, chop it in half, take a gardening glove, then you sort of glue the fingers around the actual stump and cut a slit in the wrist and put your hand through and bend it. Jimmy this would be fun at traffic lights also. [ laughter ] thats a good one. Thats pretty good, right . Jim so this ones perhaps my favorite. Because its really easy to pull off. Jimmy yes. Youre going to get an old shirt you dont want, you cut a hole in it. You use paint for fake blood. Then again youre going to use the app, digital dudz. Harness your inner nasa engineer and duct tape the phone to the shirt. You show up at the party in jeans and a shirt and people are like, dude, thats lame, wheres your costume . Youre like, oh, you mean this old thing . Thats right. Jimmy i happen to have a beating heart in my old. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy disgusting. If beating hearts make you squeamish, double tap and you get maggots. You could put one in your fly and got knows what video you could put in there. All right, youve got one more costume for us. Our final idea is you take a cheap mask like this. Clothes. And you put them all on upside down. And then this happens. Jimmy you put the mask on your your man parts. This requires some sort of athletic ability. This is not for everyone. What the hell . [ laughter ] oh, wow, look at that, wow. Mark rober, everybody. Thank you, mark. Youtube channel. Tonight on the show, music from jimmy and the world. Felicity jones is here. Well be right back with Gordon Ramsay [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by ally. Do it right. . . Only those who dare drive the world forward. Inside the rack houses of jim beam, every barrel is aged for a fuller, smoother flavor. Our history is made from the inside. Jimmy hello there, welcome back to the show. Tonight from the forthcoming star wars rogue one and the new sequel to the da vinci code here. Then their latest album is called integrity blues Jimmy Eat World from the crown royal stage. It always makes me hungry when Jimmy Eat World is on the show. Tomorrow night Andrew Garfield will be here, mario batali will join us, well have music from conor oberst. And on thursday miles teller, science bob pflugfelder, and music from alessia cara. Our first guest is a talented chef who came to this country to dispel the myth that brits are more polite than we are. He has cooked and cursed his way to season 16 of Hells Kitchen ramsay. [ cheers and applause ] . Thank you. Jimmy you look great. Good to see you. Jimmy you get bigger and stronger every single time youre here. Im starting to fear for my life in five years. I suppose its all to keep fit as i get jimmy are you on steroids . Whats going on with you . My god. May i feel your body . Holy cow, its ridiculous. You might have to run for governor with all this. No, no, no, no. Jimmy you turn 50 on election day in two weeks. [ cheers and applause ] no, no, 49. Jimmy youre 49 right now. Its the worth birthday. Everybody wants to talk about your 50th. Im just like, come on. Let me celebrate my 49th in peace. How inconsiderate to have an shockers. Jimmy nobodys going to be paying attention to your birthday. Will you mind that nobodys paying attention . Its our youngest daughters birthday as well, we share the birthday . Does that give you an extra bond . No, no, tillys going to be 15. So about five years ago she said, dad, forget all your birthdays now, youve had enough, lets celebrate mine in a much bigger way. Shes coming over and were going to do a little in fact, were going to be jimmy shes coming over . Shes in england. Jimmy oh, in england, thats what the accent is, i was wondering what was going on. Were going to be working and maybe go out for a wonderful dinner. Jimmy why is she going to be working . The show, a little skit on there, doing something exciting with the master chef, mystery box, have a bit of fun. Jimmy i gotcha, thats good, that seems like a fun birthday. Amazing. Who cares about your birthday, really. When you get to be an adult, 50, some schmuck said the best thing about being 50 is its the gateway to 60. Im thinking [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. Were not into our 50s yet and youre talking about 60. Jimmy which do you think is worse, 50 or 60 . 39. [ laughter ] jimmy 39 is a little bit depressing but 49 . Im going to be 49 next month. Its weird. Yeah. Yeah, its been a tough one. The beginning of the year i rupture mid achilles. Jimmy right. Garden, turned around, bang, achilles went. For the first time in ever, ten weeks, i had to literally sit down, feet up. Jimmy i cant imagine you sitting down. Ten weeks . Shocking. I could only put my leg down for one hour every 12 hours, nightmare. Jimmy what did you do . All the kids bolted out early. Jimmy nobody stayed around to take care of dad . No, no, no. It was quite sad. Breakfast in there. I was like shuffling around the house on my ass. It was depressing. They packed you up like a toddler at camp. Exactly. [ laughter ] i wasnt even allowed to go to the bathroom. So i had this sort of embarrassing carton. Jimmy a carton . To go for like a little, you know. Gentlemans thing. Jimmy well, i know what i have it too, yeah. But no, but just getting to the bathroom on crutches straight after jimmy thats no good. Wow. Sounds like you can use a new year here, huh . So damn mad, that was a tough one . You did something i was jealous. I saw that you were in austin, texas, over the weekend. And you had one of the great dining spots in all the United States, franklins barbecue there. You ate all this stuff . [ bleep ] no. [ laughter ] no, no, no. That was incredible. You know that, seriously. Jimmy ive eaten there many times and its fantastic. And the line. Did you wait in the line . Anyone cut the line. [ laughter ] you always get me into trouble. You know, us chefs have a bit of a bond, we look after each other. To answer the question, no. Jimmy other chefs are allowed to cut the line. Just knock on the back door. Jimmy how did you like it . Delicious, brilliant. Jimmy do they have barbecue like this in europe or is america the mecca . Nowhere near it, honestly. I came from dubai on a i was telling them, please no food. Are you ill, youre not eating . I said, no, im starving myself ahead of this incredible barbecue. When i got there i was so excited. Look at the size of that tray. Jimmy i know. That was for two. Jimmy oh, thats a tray for two. Yeah, the tray for two. Jimmy is the other one a human or a moose . Heres the weird thing. Ive never in nearly 25 years of eating out, ive never of asked for a togo bag. That was the first time ive restaurant. Jimmy did you eat it in the hotel in the middle of the night . I gave it to my driver. Jimmy the driver. A local guy. Jimmy you never had a doggy bag in your life . Never. Jimmy do they call it a doggy bag in england . Thats the reason we dont pick them up. [ laughter ] my first time here, 15 years ago, being interviewed by journalist, someone said take the salad to go. What, my salad . Yeah, for tomorrow morning. Do you have any idea how caesar you expect this to be my breakfast . No way. My driver its the first time hes eaten it. He could never afford the time off to wait in the bloody queue. Jimmy its like six hours to get in there. Youre lucky and your driver is lucky. I dont think ive ever had a doggy bag either. Its for a different reason. Because i am suffa glutton. Fy like it, my body is a doggy bag. I will take it home inside me. Rather than have them put it in a thing. Mopping up the grease. Shooing the flies away. Within ten minutes i was full. Amazing place. Jimmy why do you think american barbecue so is great . Why cant they replicate that in other countries . There are some countries that have great barbecue at franklins they brine, smoke, rub, cook these things for such a long time. Theres no set hours there. Once theyve sold out thats it. They shut up shop. Theyve never done a second one outside austin which is amazing. Why do dont we get barbecue right in england . Its always pissing rain. Jimmy thats what it is, weather. The weather. Jimmy halloween, will you dress up, wear a costume . No . Of course not. Your children still do this . Its not a big thing in the uk. Jimmy it isnt . Not really, no. Also i think its more of a sort of childrens thing. But its something we dont do a in america so long, we asked you to rate the five worst halloween treats. These are the five worst things you get when you go to the door with gordons commentary on that. And here they are. Numbers one through five. Hello, im Gordon Ramsay. This halloween excited Young Children will come to your door with bags open. You have a choice. You can give them something good to eat or you can give them smarties. Pfft seriously, the perfect combination of aspirin and tums. Smarties are for [ bleep ] dummies. Circus peanuts. Look at it. How [ bleep ] sad are they . Do you know what circus peanuts are . Clown [ bleep ]. Enjoy kandy korn. Its not candy, its not corn, its ear wax formed in the shape of a rotten tooth. Apples. Do i look like a [ bleep ] teacher, mate . Let me give you a lesson, buy proper [ bleep ] candy. Pennies. In 2016 youre still giving out [ bleep ] pennies . [ bleep ] off. 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Her new star wars movie comes out later this year and on friday, you can see her alongside tom hanks get his new thriller inferno. It opens in theaters friday. Please welcome Felicity Jones [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy felicity, i dont mean to be dumb but i am dumb so i really cant get around it. Do you know Gordon Ramsay . I just assume all british celebrities know each other. Were best friends. We do. Jimmy you do . We recently were on radio 2 in england with chris evans. Jimmy i see. So we got to know each other jimmy did you ask him about cooking . Are you interested in that sort of thing . I love cooking. You do. Seriously love it. Jimmy what do you cook . Theres a great tradition in my family of italian cooking. Oh, really . Yes. Jimmy wow, even with the accent and all. My mother is italian, we have a great tradition of not knowing how to cook anything else. Exactly. Youd think there would be more imagination. But its literally soup, pasta, lasagna. In the household all the time. My great great grandmother was italian. Jimmy where was she there . Luka in tuscany. Jimmy did you know her . Was she around when you were a kid . Very much her daughter, my great grandmother, who lived to be in her 90s, she was very much around and it was a huge part of our family culture. Wed constantly be kind of meeting up. Particularly theres this dish thatpy father is obsessed with which is penne pasta with ive got to get this right otherwise hes going to be really cross with salami and rosemary. Like a carbonara with a twist. Its very good. Jimmy your dad likes the penne with salami, huh . Every dad lines penne with salami, thats worldwide. Its dad food, yes. Jimmy you could be ethiopia and down. You shot inferno primarily in italy, right . We did. Jimmy so much fun to watch. Its an action movie but you feel like youre learning things. Learning about dante, art. Youre shooting in museums. Youre really shooting in the museums. Do they shut those museums down when youre in there . They actually you kind of have a limited amount of time. Its usually youve got about 20 minutes to half an hour to quickly shoot something and then get moving. Obviously they have to open up traveled far and wide to come see these great pieces of artwork. But we would often i sometimes felt quite sorry for ron howard who was directing us. The actors would just disappear. Wed be going to look at some beautiful piece of artwork somewhere in a room and hed be going, come back to set no, im looking at the botticellis jimmy do the curators get nervous with the botticellis around and there are fake bullets being fired inside the museum . They actually feel nervous, they didnt express it. They were very cool with us. Jimmy did you know ron howard only as a director . Or did you know that he was opie on the Andy Griffith show and he was Ritchie Cunningham . Who doesnt know about Ritchie Cunningham . Jimmy open opie, youve got to see that if you havent. I will. Ill go back and look through. Hes still pretty cute. Notoriously difficult to work with. [ laughter ] was it intimidating . Being with him . Yes, its really hard work. Really, really hard work. Jimmy hes a tough one, he really is. Really tough. Such a diva. [ laughter ] jimmy you had a car chase scene. Was that the first car chase scene youve had in your career . It was. It was my first time driving an alist movie star and nearly killing them. Jimmy are you really driving in those scenes . Yes. Im sienna, my character, is at the wheel. Mr. Tom hanks was sitting next to me. And i had to come out of this parking lot as you say in america. Jimmy yes. What do you call it . We call it car park. Jimmy car park. Yes. Jimmy oh, ours is better. [ laughter ] jimmy but go on. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry. No. Jimmy i told you i was dumb at the beginning of the car park. Just no. Jimmy so anyway. So then we were coming out and its quite a sharp corner. And the italian streets are pretty tiny. For some reason my character had the most enormous car they could find. And so just as i was very kind of cooly trying to turn this corner, i basically bashed the entire side of toms car. Jimmy oh. Of the car with tom in the side into the wall. Jimmy and it was nearly sort of game oaf. Luckily he was very cool. Jimmy do they make you pay for that . Does that come out of your check . How does that go . Yeah, they i mean, they did say that was it, jobs over, youre going back to england. Jimmy are you ready are you prepared and fully understanding i presume that you do what is about to happen when the star wars rogue one comes out, that you will probably never sleep again . From the moment that movie comes out until you die . Well, i feel like im slowly joining the community. Jimmy you do. Yeah. Recently we were sent a box of toy laser guns which i have to say is the most fun ever. Jimmy are they good . Theyre amazing. Jimmy really . Yeah. Incredible. Especially when youre at home and you dont have too much to do and youre a bit bored. Boyfriend, we were shooting each other with lasers. Jimmy youre turning into nerds as a result of this movie. Absolutely, im joining the nerd community. Im with them. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy youre going to have to get a lot of those things. Actually, to the point where i actually brought you a present. Jimmy i notice they had stuffed something in the couch. I was wondering what was going on. Its very awfully placed. I brought this all the way from the uk. And its actually jimmy are you proposing to is this from neil lane . Is this a ring . Leslie ann jewelry, a fremd of mine, give her a plug. No, im not going to propose. But i do hope jimmy then ill leave. Hope that you appreciate what that is . Let me have a look. Oh, wow. Is this your character . Oh, this is your character. Its a tiny lego doll. Jimmy its a jimmy with a rocket launcher. And a gun. And its drunk. Look at that it cant stay up. Its totally hammered. Wow. Now its upside down. I dont know how to work it. Wow, congratulations. You know what . You know youve made it when you have your own lego. Batman has his own lego. Now you have your own lego too. Be right back with Jimmy Eat World [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is brought to you by new crown royal vanilla whiskey. Vanilla so good. Jimmy id like to thank Gordon Ramsay, Felicity Jones and apologize to matt damon we ran out of time. Speaking of Felicity Jones, i discovered a terrible secret. Look at this shes bald nightline is next but first their album is called integrity blues here with the song sure and certain Jimmy Eat World . . The clever ways i try to change happen and pass leaving me the same . . Of course it must be Something Else leading questions i might ask myself . . Sure and certain wander til were old lost and lurking wonder til were cold . . . What you do works for a time until you drop . If you keep going on like this ill be one more thing for you to miss . . Sure and certain wander til were old lost and lurking wonder til were cold . . Sure and certain wander til were old lost and lurking wonder til were cold . . . . . Sure and certain wander til were old lost and lurking wonder til were cold . This is nightline. Tonight, inside the final 30. President mcmullin . You want to be president of the United States . The independent candidate putting principles over party. I couldnt live with my conscience now. His barebones campaign, bringing him from complete obscurity twitter followers. To a front runner in one republican stronghold. Trump land. Good night, america. Youve just elected the last president of the United States. 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