Voltage bowling ball. Because lightning strikes. laughs wow, that is awful and never going to happen. Liv, please sign it oh ah ow i think you broke my toe. Okay, okay, dont move i have a voltage firstaid kit. liv moaning is it a bad time to ask you to sign it . Okay, yeah, its a bad time. theme music playing better in stereo bet bet better in stereo im up with the sunshine lets go i lace up my high tops oh, no slam dunk, ready or not yeah, show me what you got im under the spotlight spotlight i dare you, come on and follow you dance to your own beat ill sing the melody when you say yeah i say no when you say stop all i want to do is go, go, go you, you, the other half of me, me the half ill never be be the half that drives me crazy you, you, the better half of me, me the half ill always nee eed when we both know were better in stereo. Okay, girls, welcome to camp porcupine you girls are going to have so much fun this week learning all about the best sport in the world both basketball so i am coach maddie and this is coach willow. We met at a basketball camp when we were your age. Yup. And were still friends and teammates today. So we are going to teach you girls how to play basketball like the state champion ridgewood porcupines. both squawking sighs so that is our porcupine cheer. Feel free to join in. Yes. Porcupines dont sound like that. Lulas right. She would know. Her dads a forest ranger. Okay, well, thank you, anina and lula. Willow and i are running a camp for young girls because we are so passionate about encouraging them to play competitive basketball. It also looks really good on all of our college applications. But it is mostly the passionate part. How lucky are you girls . You are being taught by our mvp, maddie mad dog rooney, who is going to Southern CaliforniaState University next year on a basketball scholarship. All wow thanks, willow. But no one has offered me a scholarship yet, so. Well, theyre gonna. cause shes, like, really good. Yeah. Scsu is my dream school. Was living in la, and the coach let me play with the team. All cool i helped maddie make a highlight reel of our game footage to get her a scholarship to scsu. One day, shell play in a National Championship and i will propose to joey on a jumbotron you cant say no on a jumbotron right . Hey, dr. P, wanna go to the park after lunch and see who can spit over the top of the backstop . A spitting contest . You picked the wrong fight, son. Ive got a loogie in the back of my throat ive been working on for days. Lets go. And no i need you to sit back down, boys. But, mom, were spittin mmm. Honey, i need you to sit back down, swallow your loogie, and finish your brussels sprouts just like you finished your meatballs. But meatballs taste like meatballs. Brussels sprouts taste like butt. You are stuck eating, ahem, butt. Challenge accepted challenge . What challenge . The challenge of turning butttasting vegetables into delicious meatballs. What . Mmhmm. Good luck with that, kids. Dr. P doesnt need luck. Reggie, turning veggies into meatballs has stumped scientists for centuries. I know it wont be easy, but being a legend never is. Remember when my gerbil, rund. M. Gerbil, died . That little dude always dreamed of touching the stars. Yeah. I sent him into outer space in a soup can. That was you making dreams come true. I have kind of given reggie the impression i can do anything. Sometimes i worry thats the main reason he hangs out with me. I cant let my buddy down. No buddy left behind. Come on build a machine thatll make so many meatballs, we can make meatball snow angels this ones for you, rund. M. Gerbil. May your space wheel never stop spinning. Hey, sister whom i love and would never purposely injure. How are things . I dont know. How about you ask my broken toe, joe . What . Because of me . No, im liv, im so sorry. Yeah, they shut down production on voltage. Its okay. I mean, theres really nothing that you can do about it now. No. No, you know what . That it not true. I, Joseph Gilligan rooney, do hereby pledge to be your manservant until such a time as you are healed. Oh, joey, that is definitely not necessary and actually not very appealing. Liv, please. Please let me make this up to you. I feel so horrible. Theres got to be something i could do. Come on, my wizard code demands it. Well, i dont want you to feel bad. Yeah. And i guess it is going to be kind of hard for me to get around places. Yeah. Just relax. Your wish is my command. I am a little hungry. Lucky for you, ive got a sandwich in my pocket. Boom you just got manserved whoa is that the mail . Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme okay, um, not from scsu, not from scsu, no, no, no, no, no, no. What what is this . This is all garbage and my paycheck. Just you know what it is . You know what i think it really is . I think that the mailman is just stealing my letters from scsu. I mean, unless they rejected me. But tell me they didnt reject me okay. Okay, maddie . Yeah. I know that waiting to see if you got a scholarship is stressful. But relax. Ill bet scsu hasnt sent a letter to anyone yet. Yeah. Scsu sent me a letter i got a scholarship what . Really . Yeah. The recruiter saw me on your highlight reel and then called ridgewood to get my info. Now we can play together for the next four years five if we fail some classes congratulations, willow. Thanks, mrs. R. Mads, we get to be together at scsu i call top bunk i actually didnt get a letter. Oh. Are you sure . Not from scsu, not from scsu, no, no, no. The mailman must be stealing your letters lets go get that jerk thank you for coming, reggie. You might want to take off your hat because im about to blow your mind behold the vegameataballinator whirring whats it doing . Whats it doing . The vegameataballinator is now infusing the vegetables with meaty goodness. fanfare whirring dies down reggie, eat your vegetables. Excellent texture. Complex flavor. Just a hint of umami. This veggie meatball shouldnt be possible. But with dr. P, anythings possible. Its not possible. Theres no scientific way to turn veggies into meat. Hes eating 100 meat meatballs. I just couldnt disappoint my friend. Im not proud of the lie. But i am proud of my meatballs. Theyre delicious. I cant believe eating healthy tastes this good. Try it with the teriyaki sauce. whirs fanfare mind blown. Hey. Your manservant handsome brother brought you your favorite soup from your favorite soup place, casey osoupys. Oh sniffs ooh, that chicken noodle soup smells amazing. Chicken . I thought i got barley. both gasping hot, hot, hot oh, liv, im so sorry its okay. Its okay. Im really actually not hungry. Okay, all right. Then your manservant will switch gears. How about i curl your hair . squeals i really dont think thats such a good idea. Trust me, im good at it. Mom makes me do her hair before our latenight supermarket runs, and she is the hottest old lady in the applesauce aisle. Like, ever. Just sit back, relax, and let the salon master joesay roonay do your do. Mmm. This is actually kind of nice. Thanks, joesay. laughs its the least i could do for crushing your toe and spilling hot soup all over you. sizzling all right, team good run now make sure you drink plenty of water. Yeah, okay. So today we are going to work on jump shots. Before we get started, does anybody have any questions . Do you have pink cups . Basketball questions, anina. Do you have pink cups for basketball practice . Coach maddie, did you get your scholarship from scsu yet . Mmm. No, actually, i did not. But coach willow did. But scsu was the school you wanted to get recruited to. It sure is. And i am sure she will. Why would they pick you over coach maddie . Duh. Because coach willow must be better than coach maddie. But maddie was mvp. Not at scsu, she wasnt. I guess willows the best. The best . She wouldnt even be on scsus radar if it wasnt for me. Because im not good enough . Thats not what i meant to say. Yeah, but you said it. I heard it. Ha. No, no, no, no. I didnt mean it. You know . Im sorry. Im just honestly i think what it is is im not used to coming in second best. Oh, okay. So this friendship only works when youre the mvp no willow no, why cant you just be happy for me . I i celebrate all your success, maddie. What . One win for me and you cant handle that . That is not my idea of friendship. Is camp over . Is there anything better than playing meatball checkers . Well, it is going better than your meatball tennis idea. King me. Reggie was going through meatballs so fast that i couldnt keep up. So i created a giant meatball storage tank on the roof. They come down a tube, through a wall and into a machine. Im trapped in a lie a delicious, meaty lie. sighs parker why cant he invent something that puts itself away . Are you. Kidding . I made you a little something. meatballs rolling house creaking uhoh. Its raining meatballs dr. P you are a miracle worker reggie, im not a miracle worker. Im a liar. The vegameataballinator is a fake. I didnt make meatballs from vegetables, i just put real meatballs into a tank on the roof, which has somehow exploded. But why would you lie . Because it was the first time i couldnt meet a challenge. And i didnt want to let you down. Dr. P, you could never let me down. I look up to you because youll try anything. Thanks, reggie. It means a lot. Was to make meatball snow angels with my best friend. Well, shoot, we can do that right now. Drop and give me angel were probably the first people in the history of the world to make meatball snow angels. Welcome to the final frontier hey, mads. Dont even start because im fine. And no, i have not talked to willow yet. Quit asking me all these questions and give me some space. I wasnt going to say anything. Okay. Okay laughing you really werent going to say anything . Its really tough when a friend gets something that you want. But, maddie, its not willows fault that she got that scholarship and not you. And a scholarship is very important, i thought i told you to give me some space. Thank you. And by the way, i hope your toe feels better. Thanks. Its so super weird. It really only hurts when joey is around. Livvie, liv, liv get out i mean, hey, joey. Hey. I have a surprise for you. Oh whos ready for dinner and a show . Yeah. Im out. Dont leave me. Joey, what are you doing . Teppanyaki the ancient japanese art of cooking with a sizzlinghot griddle and razorsharp knives. Joey, dont liv, relax. I took a 20minute online tutorial. All right . Just sit back and let my knifeflipping skills take you on a culinary adventure. A little slippy on the grippy. Okay, stop put your knives down. Mmm, because. Ding oh, what was that . Oh, its i got a text. Oh, its from its from my its from my doctor and he says that im fine heal really super fast who knew . Must have been all that tlc that i got from my brother. Yay im useful. Okay. So yesterday got a little tense. But today, we are back to basketball. And we are going to be working on some free throws. Wheres coach willow . Um, i dont think shes going to be coming today. cause shes mad at you . Wow, you just cut right to it, dont you . I dont want to play basketball anymore. It destroys friendships. Big time. Okay, lets lets huddle up real quick. Little team meeting. So basketball is an amazing game. And if i have made it seem like anything else, im really, truly sorry. And being on a team is a privilege because you get a special group of friends called teammates. And teammates see you at your best and definitely at your worst. And if you dont let them know how much you appreciate them, you risk losing them because youre just a big stupid head. You are a big stupid head. I didnt think you were going to come. I stopped to get pink cups. Im so sorry that i was so jealous. I am so proud of you for getting that scholarship. Im thrilled. And you deserve it. Im just im really nervous that something that ive wanted for so long maybe isnt going to happen for me. Oh, maddie. And even if you dont, you will always be my teammate. They made up. Theyre best friends again. Im crying and i dont know why all laughing come here, girls. Lets do a big group hug. making porcupine sound playing youre not liv. Joey, what are you doing in my room . Well, im taking care of liv. And so when she went back to work, i thought when she got home, she would want to hear the soothing sounds of my squeezebox. Okay, joey, no one wants to hear your stupid squeezebox. Get out. Im her manservant, so right. So shes healed now and no longer needs you. Get out. Well, i hope i dont injure you, cause it wont be any fun being your manservant. Okay, get out. Liv . What are you doing . Pretending to be you to scare joey away. Hes way more afraid of you than he is of me. Yeah, true dat. By the way, your maddie is getting, like, really good. I know, right . Both bam what . Yes. Joey a little slippy on the grippy. Ew, what is that smell . I made cheesy eggs. Yeah, no, i think its ernie. Its the weekend. Showering is optional. No. No, its not. Agent johnson, from the organization. Nobody move. Oh, is this about the pen i took from the office . Kira cooper, youre under arrest. Craig, give them back their pen its not about the pen. Youre under arrest for leveling our field office in hong kong. We have an office in hong kong . Not anymore. Pay attention hey honey, dont worry. Everything will be all right. Hey music oh, when danger comes for you cause aint nobody keep their head so cool i always find a way a way out of the fire but dont tell nobody tell nobody im not perfect so many things i wanna tell you but i i keep it undercover livin my life on red alert doin my thing, gonna make it work know im the realest baby, im fearless but i always got your back nobody can do it like i can i gotta find out who i am aint got to worry about me its all part of the plan i keep it undercover. I keep it undercover. Theris no way mom could do this to the organization. She is the most loyal person in the world. For crying out loud, she still uses aol. What if she never comes home . Whos gonna take care of us . Ernie, we gotta pull it together, all right . Were gonna get through this as a family. sighs youre right. Well all pitch in. Ill do what mom would do. You going to decimate a building . Judy what . Im using humor to lighten the mood. Well, dont bother. Okay . Everything is gonna be just fine. Im sure of it. Things could not get any worse. Theyre calling her an enemy of the state, and they have tons of evidence. Now would be a good time to lighten the mood. Knock knock. Whos there . Five agents to rescue a cooper. Too soon . What took you guys so long . Uhh. Youre in a prison 40 stories underground, and the elevator was broke. Oh. Wow my ears just popped. Hahhah ooh, sorry honey, is there anything we can do for you . Well, some clean clothes and a hairbrush would be a good start. Oh, and maybe if you have time. Clear my name mom, look, we know you didnt do this. I am being set up. I dont know by who or why, but i am. I know, honey. You were on that solo mission in hawaii. I mean, its not like you snuck out of your hotel, took honolulu air flight 213 to hong kong that arrived at 6 14 am, rented a car, scored some explosives on the black market, decimated a building, and made it all the way back to your hotel in hawaii in time for breakfast. Did you . Take that back, or they will find me guilty. Of killing my husband look, mom, we are not gonna rest until you are out of here and the person who set you up is sitting in there instead. My attorney from the organization, maggie summer, said that theyre turning me over to the hong kong authorities in 72 hours. Times up. Lets go. Now that doesnt give you a lot of time. Bring me a darn brush okay, so they got a receipt for a plane ticket to hong kong on moms credit card. No her phone and spy bracelet pinged off a cell tower in the area at the time of the explosion. No and a picture of her getting celebratory dim sum afterwards, which is totally bogus because mom doesnt even like dim sum. Noo dad, are you okay . No. Im falling apart. Shes the sun to my moon. The surf to my turf. The tidies to my whities. Here. Thisll make you feel better. Ernie, i cant think about eating right now, your mo ooh is that truffle oil . With jalapeno aioli. Okay, ernie, enough with the food already. Its what mom would do. Im trying to pick up the slack around here. Like mom always says, food equals love. Moms never said that