Reveal the facts. We welcome this investigation because it will allow for a line to be drawn in relation to this matter. I to be drawn in relation to this matter. I am fully confident that Angela Rayner has not broken the rules. She will cooperate with the investigation , as you would expect, and its really a matter for the police. Really a matter for the police. Energy minister Graham Stuart has announced hes standing down from his cabinet role to focus on local issues. The beverley and holderness mp said he plans to focus on issues such as making roads safer , broadband making roads safer, broadband delivery and increasing the number of defibrillators in his constituency. He said hes proud to have served in government over the past eight years, and hell fully support the Prime Minister from the backbenches. Minister from the backbenches. 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The findings, published in the journal nature astronomy, suggest boats brightest of all times likely origin is an explosion or supernova that came after the collapse of a massive star. And Giorgio Armani has paid tribute to fellow italian Fashion Designer and true artist roberto cavalli, who has died at the age of 83. Cavalli reportedly died at home in florence after a long illness. The fashion guru founded the company in 1975, quickly becoming known for its animal print designs. For the latest print designs. For the latest stories , sign up to gb news stories, sign up to gb news alerts by scanning the qr code on your screen or go to gbnews. Com alerts. Now its time for headliners. For headliners. Thank you. Tatiana. Hello and welcome to headliners. You run through the next days newspapers with three comedians. Im leo kearse and tonight im joined by the peoples gammon, paul cox and a man who cant have gammon for religious reasons. Itsjosh howie. How are doing. 7 lovely. Its are you both doing . Lovely. Its good. Cool. Well, actually, no. Speaking of before it was of that, my wife before it was friday pizza night. Friday night, pizza night. And before here, wife, the before i came here, my wife, the treat that we get for family is ordering dominos pizza. And she got ham by mistake on their pizza. Oh my god. And i ate into it and i like, pineapple and i was like, so pineapple wasnt even the worst thing on that pizza for you. I love pineapple. There was pineapple there. I very there. And yeah so i was very upset. Happens josh is upset. What happens now . Josh is that end of it could be a that the end of it could be a filing. Filing for divorce. She filing. Filing for divorce. She accidentally oh zero. Accidentally shes like oh zero. Whos our youngest . He accidentally clicked on. He was helping me yeah, yeah, sure. Helping me and yeah, yeah, sure. She wanted ham on that pizza. And im not gonna let her get away it. Away with it. Right, well, thats the all right, well, thats the chit out of way. Lets chit chat. Out of the way. Lets have lets have a quick have a look. Lets have a quick look front pages. Look at fridays front pages. The daily mail leads with. Ill quit, ill quit if im quit, rayner. Ill quit if im found guilty. The i weekend has uk intelligence officials targeted in honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. The guardian leads with and cruel prosecution of carers. Sunak urged the sun has nightmare. Thats about Gordon Ramsays pub being squatted, i believe the telegraph has rayner i will quit if guilty over house row and the times has pressure on starmer as police look into deputy. And those were front pages. And those were front pages. And lets have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail, which leads with the daily mail, which leads with the story about rayner, who says ill quit. Ill quit if im if im guilty. I mean, ill quit. Ill quit if im if im guilty. I mean, surely she im guilty. I mean, surely she knows josh. Well, thats it. But if shes found guilty , she if i get away found guilty, she if i get away with it, i get away with it. Then everythings, everythings with it, i get away with it. Then so erythings, everythings with it, i get away with it. Then so everythingsferythings with it, i get away with it. Then so everythings koshergs cool, so everythings kosher apart from my pizza. So. So, yeah, this is the story. Its sort of obviously blowing up evermore. I think they was hoping it would go away a few weeks ago, and now its come back, at least shes not. She doesnt have a choice doesnt really have a choice here, but shes not being, like, too much of a hypocrite in terms of, shes called for of, you know, shes called for investigations tories , investigations into tories, including johnson. So she cant really go, but oh, leave me alone. So she had to go. Yeah. Alone. So she had to go. Yeah. Okay, fine. Ill, ill go along with seems obviously with it. She seems obviously pretty the issue with it. She seems obviously pretty to the issue with it. She seems obviously pretty to be the issue with it. She seems obviously pretty to be about|e issue with it. She seems obviously pretty to be about whether she seems to be about whether she provided false info for the electoral register in around 2010. The tricky thing is that actually on the register, its not about like where your Main Residence is. Its actually about where your permanent addresses. So theres a technicality there. That means that she might. So she could get off on that technicality. Well, you know. Yes. Not not that im saying, you know, not that im implying she she is in any way , committed. She is in any way, committed. But there is that sort but there is, there is that sort of, that differing, difference in. Yeah but thats why its a stupid thing to say, because a technicality doesnt exonerate you in the public, court. Yeah. So what happens is you end up getting away with something. And by the way, i mean, the only reason this is a big story is because she spent a lot of her career pointing a finger, as she hadnt done that. I dont think it had been such a big story. Dont think it big story. I dont think it actually that big a i actually is that big a story. I just think given an just think given its an election year, given how outspoken she is, given the things said done, things that shes said and done, shes herself hot water. Shes put herself in hot water. Its its why she said its politics. Its why she said this. Unless she gets this. But its unless she gets 100 yeah. Its 100 cleared. Yeah. Then its always over and always going to hang over and its cost the labour its going to cost the labour party a little bit. They might only a majority 97. Only have a majority of 97. My gut reaction when i first heard about this, i was like, oh, is just a nonsense over oh, this is just a nonsense over nothing. I you know, shes nothing. I mean, you know, shes a socialist with with a champagne socialist with with multiple know what multiple houses. You know what labour and you labour politician isnt . And you know, fair enough. Shes made an error filling in forms or shes tried to, you know, whatever. Its not much of a big deal. But then, yeah, i remembered she was pointing the finger at boris for having slice being having a slice of cake or being ambushed with, with a cake. And, yeah, it does let you say, josh, it seem to be, hypocrisy. It does seem to be, hypocrisy. Yeah, is well, look, yeah, there is hypocrisy. Know , hypocrisy. And as we know, everybody, including myself and including this including people watching this can be guilty of hypocrisy that you say, she went out you say, paul, she went out there , pointed that finger, there, pointed that finger, i think they would it a big think they would make it a big story because i think think story because i think i think the conservative are the conservative press are desperate means to desperate to find any means to attack they cant really attack labour. They cant really land a punch on, on keir starmer. So theyre going after her. I dont know if keir starmer is that bothered about it, to be honest. I mean obviously election obviously it being an election yean obviously it being an election year, like super year, but they arent like super buddy. I mean a rival of keir i mean shes a rival of keir starmer. Shes obviously starmer. Shes shes obviously got a rise in the top job. So maybe keir is like i can maybe keir is like oh i can i can rid of her. Can get rid of her. But the problem that yeah. But the problem is that the is voted for the the deputy is voted for by the members. I members. Yeah. Right. And i think come to some sort think theyve come to some sort of that seems like a of democracy that seems like a terrible know terrible system. I know certainly labour. Well, yeah. Yeah. I mean backfired for i mean its backfired for them past. Moving i mean its backfired for them past. Moving on. Them in the past. Moving on. Next up is the i weekend. Paul, what have they got . Yes, more of this honeytrap type stuff. Uk intelligence officials targeting honeytrap plots by chinese honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. A British Intelligence officials , leo, have been officials, leo, have been reportedly targeted in honeytrap plots. Which, according to the plots. Which, according to the source, is included things like, being approached by a woman who was described as young and attractive , usually usually attractive, usually usually helps if youve got honeytrap. I mean, to be fair , its not going mean, to be fair, its not going to be sophie hagen. I would be, i would be, i dont know. Yeah, i would be, i dont know. Yeah, i do understand. I, id be very suspicious if a woman had tracked me whether she was young and attractive or not. I think id a doubt straight into id put a doubt straight into my mind. You know, mind. And i thought you know, im being attacked. Particularly if i think. If she was chinese, i think. Hang a minute here. Youre hang on a minute here. Youre bloomin spy. But. You be tempted but would you be tempted to see could see how far you could go . Oh, would the oh, i would complete the sexual then just tell sexual act and then just tell them whatever they wanted to know. And in spring, a bearded sir, youre not getting any secrets. Well, this is it. Is. Thats whats so but this is. Thats whats so funny this article, by the funny in this article, by the way. This isnt a story at all. This like happened two this is like its happened two times last ten years, times over the last ten years, but just happens to tie in to but it just happens to tie in to recent tories recent stories about the tories being actually tories, being or actually not tories, but spear but everybody being spear trapped it is. But trapped or whatever it is. But whats funny is in france it just didnt work. They tried all this and it didnt work and they were like they they were like, were going you and were going to blackmail you and tell tell your tell their wives, tell your wives, and theyre like, yeah, my im having my wife knows im having an affair. Right they were just totally affair. Right they were just loli ity affair. Right they were just lot it doesnt work in britain it doesnt work in britain ehhen it doesnt work in britain either, were either, because were too awkward actually a awkward to actually engage in a conversation woman. Conversation with a woman. Well, thats thing. So as well, thats the thing. So as paul yeah, youve well, thats the thing. So as pauto yeah, youve well, thats the thing. So as pauto be yeah, youve well, thats the thing. So as pauto be susplclousih, youve well, thats the thing. So as pauto be suspicious , youve well, thats the thing. So as pauto be suspicious , butuve well, thats the thing. So as pauto be suspicious , but this got to be suspicious, but this is good time join is really a good time to join the intelligence and the Intelligence Services. And hopefully the Intelligence Services. And hoplucky. Well, yeah. Get lucky. Well, yeah. I mean, do you think paul, i mean, do you think this is to help the this is going to help the Intelligence Services the uk recruit . Yeah. Young attractive yeah. Young and attractive women. Its, to obviously, but its attract of course its going to attract of course its going to attract of course its going to attract of course its going to attract men. If this is what if this is what they do to get tell me some secrets. Right. This is real life right. This is like real life james bond. Brilliant. Many brilliant. Tell me as many secrets like. Me in a secrets as you like. Put me in a bar lots of attractive bar with lots of attractive women see what women and lets see what happens. If i well, happens. And if i fail, well, you know. You never know. Do think a lot of men do you think a lot of men will cheeky . Think a will be cheeky . Do you think a lot will changing lot of men will be changing their say their tinder profiles to say i work m15 . Work for m15 . Do you think . But they yeah. Do you think . But they does say like, oh, weve been trained with this or to trained to deal with this or to expect but problem is expect this, but the problem is that there are Business Leaders who some training if who might need some training if there are any Business Leaders watching i would just watching this show, i would just like to say is my two like to say this is my two second how to do it if second lesson how to do it if youre and bald and fit youre fat and bald and a fit young woman up to you and young woman comes up to you and wants have with for wants to have sex with you for no reason, it. She might be a no reason, do it. She might be a spy. Just. All im spy. Thats just. Thats all im saying. It. Saying. Just. But still do it. Yeah. Be suspicious. Be suspicious. Morrison. The mouth. Josh, what the guardian leading with . Josh, theyre going with end cruel of carers. Cruel prosecutor of carers. Sunak urged this is this is a disturbing story because, the carers have sort of been, some of them even convicted, but have been hounded for a few thousand pounds for literally going over a of a week , and a couple of pounds a week, and this is the carers allowance for the allowance. Yeah and the carers allowance. Yeah and its ridiculous that, as its its ridiculous in that, as its pointed out here, carers, unpaid carers save the economy £160 billion a year. Well lets assuming wed pay them. Well, well no i mean yeah. So the its well no i mean yeah. So the its not like these people are living it up. Yeah. You know they have very stressful , very, very tough lives. And some of the amounts are as low as apparently one man was convicted for £0. 30 a week. Yeah which is just, you know, whereas whereas of course billions are going are being lost in the trying to get our taxes by the ficher trying to get our taxes by the richer company or by, by companies, by rich individuals. So the idea of just going after these easy targets, i dont know why they would do so. I mean, its just this kind of whether its the inhumanity of just people filling in forms or whether its a boost their numbers. I its a its a i think its a its a process. When they see that process. And when they see that theres discrepancy theres a discrepancy in the amount, automatically amount, then it automatically triggers process. Triggers the process. But it does that, know, this does seem that, you know, this process a bit process could be applied a bit more judiciously. Paul. Course could. And its of course it could. And its you its what its what you know, its what its what big about, big governments are all about, isnt understanding isnt it. Not understanding whats the sharp isnt it. Not understanding wha of the sharp isnt it. Not understanding wha of things. The sharp isnt it. Not understanding wha of things. And the sharp isnt it. Not understanding wha of things. And we re sharp isnt it. Not understanding wha of things. And we should isnt it. Not understanding wha of things. And we should be end of things. And we should be measured nation by the way measured as a nation by the way we our most vulnerable we treat our most vulnerable and most misfortunate in our society. And time and time again, particularly with carers, they are theyre undermined, undervalued and vilified in some cases. And of course, you know , cases. And of course, you know, you could be on one side of the argument which says, well, you know, there are rules to them. Argument which says, well, you knovtheree are rules to them. Argument which says, well, you knovtheree arpoliciesto them. Argument which says, well, you knovtheree arpoliciesto th we and there are policies and we should in should have certain things in place. Stealing place. And theyre stealing money. Theres the money. And then theres the right the argument, right side of the argument, which guys which is, look, these guys are looking no , no looking after people for no, no money whatsoever. A little bit of money, 30 per week. I mean, thats what i get. I mean, thats what i get. Well, no, that was the discrepancy. But yeah, there is a yeah. A carers allowance. Yeah. No, theres not cover. Not that bitter as a taxpayer. No of course, but i always think that Something Like, you know, i could turn blind to could turn a blind eye to Something Like quite happily. Yeah. If i was in yeah, yeah. If i was in charge a department charge of a Department Like this, is this, id be like, how much is that . Weve overpaid him by this, id be like, how much is that grand. eve overpaid him by this, id be like, how much is that grand. eve cdontid him by this, id be like, how much is that grand. eve cdont worryi by five grand. Yeah, dont worry about it. If youre a jury, you if youre on a jury, you wouldnt yeah, send if youre on a jury, you wou man. Yeah, send if youre on a jury, you wou man. This ah, send if youre on a jury, you wou man. This man. � nd this man. Send this man. Be some bad eggs of course. Be some bad eggs within taken within the mix who have taken advantage of the like advantage of the system like a post yeah. And, you post office boss, yeah. And, you know, theyre still all know, i think theyre still all guilty, honest. Guilty, to be honest. Quickly anyway, lets just quickly squeeze in this one, paul, its the sun nightmare. The sun nightmare. Gordon. Sorry any word that was in the headline . Gordons posh eatery invaded by squatters. His hey, posh eatery. This is a pub that he owns. Its worth million. And the worth £13 million. And the author story, the author of this story, the journalist , author of this story, the journalist, has written it in a way that makes me think he thinks should care. I dont thinks i should care. I dont care got squatters care whether hes got squatters in his £13 million pub. Why would i care . I mean , of course would i care . I mean, of course its a bit of a pain if it was my million pub, but this is its a bit of a pain if it was mman million pub, but this is its a bit of a pain if it was mman whos n pub, but this is its a bit of a pain if it was mman whos made, but this is its a bit of a pain if it was mman whos made hist this is its a bit of a pain if it was mman whos made his money. A man whos made his money. If having a pint in there. F e e yeah, exactly. You dont want patrons. There are people who go in day and drink in and stay all day and drink been in and stay all day and drink beer. Are actual beer. These are actual squatters. Mean, make squatters. I mean, if you make your out knock your living out of knock knocking and knocking up a bit of grub and swearing yeah, i swearing at people. Yeah, i dont youve got dont care if youve got a little of problem with your life. Okay, life. okay, okay, well thats it for the front coming up, iran front pages. But coming up, iran gears war, sexual gears up for war, Sexual Harassment the nhs Sexual Harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapment intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we intelligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we just ligence harassment in the nhs and sexual entrapmewhich we just justice covered. We wouldnt happen in a couple i if she was. If she was. Welcome back to headliners im leo kearse. Im still here with josh howie and paul cox the guardian now with the latest on the post Office Scandal a post office boss is in trouble for his comments. Although maybe something was lost in the delivery. Very nice ex post office josh very nice ex post office box. Yeah. He wrote of subies with hand in the till inquiry. Heres this is a 2009, email is alan cooke and, yes. And he says that hes incredibly ashamed and it will haunt him forever. Of course, not as much as the people whose families have been absolutely destroyed, this continues , this the inquiry, and continues, this the inquiry, and its the i think theyre looking for this kind of smoking gun. And the one person who is the evil villain behind it all. And i think youve just got a lot of little villains making these assumptions, was assumptions, whether this was the of the rot and him the beginning of the rot and him just kind of going, oh, yeah, its probably just a bunch of people stealing then people stealing it and then people stealing it and then people lead people taking that lead and pushing. But mean, thats pushing. But but i mean, thats some of wild some pretty sort of wild speculation from his point speculation from his, his point of view. It seems to be that there was, this a test. There was was, this was a test. There was a case. There from his a test case. There was, from his point view, proved that the point of view, proved that the it wasnt at fault. So he it system wasnt at fault. So he was under the belief that this it system was robust. And also, it system was robust. And also, it system was robust. And also, i mean, one of the individuals pleaded guilty. So this is who hes talking about. And its like, why would you plead guilty to havent done . To something you havent done . I mean, not a legal expert, mean, im not a legal expert, but that seems like a bad idea for attention because their parents didnt like them. Was convinced, well, she was convinced, obviously, by lawyers that, oh, sorry. Thats probably right. Yeah. I never trust a lawyer. Yeah. I never trust a lawyer. Given we okay. Well, no, given all we know, quite unfortunate, know, this is quite unfortunate, though mean, i though, isnt it . I mean, i always a slight issue, with always have a slight issue, with going back and, this kind of retrograde approach where we go look at these email from 2009. I would hate my emails from 2009 to be exposed. I have no idea what i said. We should say whatever it took to make sure i got paid at the end of the month. And it human nature. Month. And it is human nature. Lets forget for us to be lets not forget for us to be suspicious humans, suspicious of other humans, particularly given when theres money involved. So whilst there is a very sort of caring narrative to this which we all agree with, that that people were extremely badly treated and it ruined lives and some people werent exonerated before they died. There is also a human died. There is also a human nature to this. And a flip side to this, where there were people that, you know, there were information given from fujitsu that impression that gave the impression that their that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, that gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, youat gave that gave the impression that theiimpression that, you know,e the impression that, you know, the impression that, you know, the system probably wasnt at fault. And because they were saving their own bacon, human nature again, and its at play and we seem to in this world of social media where you got social media where you just got to everything 140 to keep everything to 140 characters, unless pay for characters, unless you pay for a premium blue tick, premium and get a blue tick, then very easy to point then you its very easy to point then you its very easy to point the finger and just be too concise about things. Yeah, i mean, do you think this guys been made into a bit of a scapegoat, is goat that scapegoat, which is a goat that the to all escape the romans used to all escape on, the romans used to all escape 0, l the romans used to all escape on, i, i think, no, like on, yeah, i, i think, no, like i said , i think that hes one of said, i think that hes one of not a scapegoat at all. I think he is part of the problem. And i think there is obviously a wider problem as well, which is this faith technology, faith in technology, the infallibility of it and it and this kind of also a, disdain for his workers. Hes sort of saying that hes unaware that any of these prosecutions are going ahead. Hes the boss. Yeah. Like to sort of turn around and go, oh, i didnt know any of this was happening. Yeah, i dont believe that for a moment. No, thats youre no, no, thats what youre getting no, no, thats what youre get yeah. Well on. Yeah. Yeah. Well moving on. Weve guardian now with weve got the guardian now with good for the left wing good news for the left wing progressives the progressives who read the guardian. Iran progressives who read the guardian. Iran might wipe out israel install islamic israel and install an islamic theocracy. Theyre going to theocracy. Pol theyre going to love that. Yeah. Theocracy. Pol theyre going to lowfingers eah. Theocracy. Pol theyre going to lowfingers crossed us. Warns fingers crossed us. Warns threat of significant iranian attack israel remains viable. Attack on israel remains viable. So two us officials also reportedly say a missile and drone attack could be launched as early as friday evening, which is now, as we speak. As early as friday evening, which is now, as we speak. And which is now, as we speak. And thats a worry. Irrespective of the propaganda war, and there is a huge propaganda war as, as, josh will attest to. I dont know what youre talking about, with regards to, with regards to israel and palestine, this is the escalation i think we all fear, because if it kicks off in the middle east and iran are the perpetrators , is israel are perpetrators, is israel are isolated no matter what youve been told about israel, they will be isolated in the middle east, which means that we in the west, as israel supporters, are duty bound to support israel. And that means attacking iran and the west. Attacking iran is and the west. Attacking iran is a huge escalation. Yeah, we havent got there yet. Israel havent got there yet. Israel havent got there yet. Israel have attacked people. Now this is this is all for tat. Lets not forget this. This is a result of other things. Im sure josh will get to this in a minute, but any escalation, any attack of israel , particularly attack of israel, particularly from iran, is a big step forward into the unknown , i think, john. Yeah. I mean, iran has already admitted to sort of basically funding hamas. Yeah. The letter came out today showing that they paid 200 million towards funding million towards the funding of the attack , and they provided the attack, and they provided logistical help and training. So so, yeah. Israel then, basically blew up the a couple of their generals. Yeah. Who were in generals. Yeah. Who were in syria. In syria. Yeah. So this is going to be the retaliation for that. So as you say. But but, im, i dont know if its going to america is basically said were going to step in if anything kicks off. Right. So its whether tehran really wants a war with america as well as israel. Israel. This is like a dad watching two kids fight, and its like, if it gets too rough, im going to step in. Well, also like theyve got missiles and theyve got technology, have technology, what they dont have is a particularly army. Is a particularly great army. The the best the idf is arguably the best regional army. Yeah. Also in terms of isolation , the iran is, terms of isolation, the iran is, you know, is against saudi arabia. Yeah. And so actually theres a sort of tacit kind of agreement. And a lot of the countries in the middle east that, you know, maybe 40 years ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewantingrs ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to ago would have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join nould have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join the. D have the middle east that, you know, maybewanting to join the fightfe been, wanting to join the fight against israel, actually against israel, are actually now, or just for, now, economically, or just for, for reasons of diplomacy, you know, not wanting to get involved and really wanting this to simmer down. But it is it is scary. And i think its most scary, of course, for the People Living in israel, because people forget that tiny, tiny sliver of that its a tiny, tiny sliver of land the size of kind of wales. Yeah. And so and they are very close to each other. Its in that way. Yeah, so , so any that way. Yeah, so, so any missiles can slip through. Israel is being bombarded still from gaza. Its got hezbollah up in the north sending missiles oven in the north sending missiles over. There are people i know who are just, living their lives under this kind of constant running to bomb shelters and stuff that never gets reported in the press. Yeah, and i think obviously are going to be obviously people are going to be very scared this evening. Yeah, well, lets hope it all comes down. Weve got the independent now a story comes down. Weve got the indepesexualnow a story comes down. Weve got the indepeSexual Harassment ;tory about Sexual Harassment in the nhs. It about Sexual Harassment in the nhs. It really is bad. I saw a documentary about it called carry nursing. Josh. Carry on nursing. Josh. I was thinking maybe they should woke version i was thinking maybe they should on woke version i was thinking maybe they should on marching. E version i was thinking maybe they should on marching. That sion i was thinking maybe they should on marching. That carry on. Yeah. Its called 24 hours in a e. Is that right . Okay. Do they. Is that right . Okay. Do they. Does anyone get their boobs up . Occasionally. But its usually its usually for an official medical treatment. Like i will give it to me. Yeah. Maybe ill check it out, so nhs bosses. Yeah. Boss calls for Sexual Harassment to be stamped out as a Health Service faces. Out as a Health Service faces. Me too. Movement. So this is very 2012. I thought that wed sort of done the metoo movement. I thought that wed all kind of come together as a society and 90, come together as a society and go, you what Sexual Assault go, you know what Sexual Assault against is, is bad. Against women is, is bad. Found out in the nobody found out in the pubuc nobody found out in the public sector, i guess not, when youre reading the article, a lot of it is unclear as to where this is coming from, is this the pubuc this is coming from, is this the public this from sort of public or is this from sort of fellow nhs workers . It seems like its majority from the pubuc like its majority from the public when they talk about, it seems like theres1 in 26 seems like theres 1 in 26 reporting Sexual Harassment from a work colleague , but its1 reporting Sexual Harassment from a work colleague , but its 1 in a work colleague, but its 1 in 8, from general public. So theres an issue there. What in it from workers, 1 in 8 workers, 58,000 reported experiencing unwanted Sexual Behaviour last year. Yeah, yeah, but but its1 behaviour last year. Yeah, yeah, but but its 1 in 26 reporting it coming from other workers. Oh so its coming from members of the public. Thats whats not thats not really. Right. So theres a few examples that are very examples here that are very disturbing, are involving disturbing, and are involving co workers. But it does seem like the majority of the stuff actually is coming from the general public. And i dont know how you deal with that. How you deal with that. So, paul, weve just got a degenerate british public, which we knew anyway. I mean, thats thats we top the league table on that sort of stuff. So were number one, putting aside the disturbing statistic, whether its 1 in 8, which is 12. 5, by the way , of which is 12. 5, by the way, of all of their workforce, or 1 in 26. Yeah, im not bad at maths, actually. Steve and alan calm down. Honestly. Thats thats it. Thats actually a calculator. But and i hate to do this. I hate to be that guy, leo, but its not the finding here. What Sexual Harassment is. And thats what makes it a statistic like this. You know, when you massage me earlier. Yeah, that was it was a little bit weird. We did ask. I mean, you didnt ask me to be naked, but i just assumed i. Im not taking anything away from this. And what saying, is and thats what im saying, is the statistic. We the disturbing statistic. But we have understand the have to understand what the definition is , definition definition is, because can really because its then you can really see extent. And the see the true extent. And the trouble with saying everything is Sexual Harassment is the actual Sexual Harassment can often get mixed not often get mixed missed, not mixed , gets mixed in. But its mixed, gets mixed in. But its very disturbing. Especially what very disturbing. Especially what josh is saying that there are a member of the public going and probably places a e member of the public going and probbeing places a e member of the public going and probbeing extremely a e and being extremely inappropriate at. Yeah. And is it the fault of the goons that they wear because , goons that they wear because, you know, youre bumping sticks out the back. They shouldnt. You should. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you should. I victim blaming i mean youre victim blaming now are saying that if youre in are you saying that if youre in a e, if the patients to a e, if the patients had to wear, you the scuba diving wear, you know, the scuba diving suits in neoprene, suits encased in neoprene, thered be a lot less chance for something if you were aroused in a e. Lots problems a e. Youve got lots of problems and asked to leave. And should be asked to leave. And as anyone been aroused in a e, may be the reason youre a e, it may be the reason youre in a e in the first place, moving on, weve got the mail now and teenagers are choking each sadly each other with sadly predictable consequences. Josh . Disturbing rise in yeah, disturbing rise in teenage boys, the mining, rough sex and choking girls as young as 12. This is a, study in america. They interviewed 5000 women, and it found that 40 of when they were 12 to 17 had been choked during sexual activity, and. Yeah. Well, 12 to 17. Yeah, but they shouldnt be having sex. No, no, of course not. But but yeah, but thats what it is. And a few years ago it was 25. Now its gone up to 40. Yeah. This is the prevalence of that that activity in pornography. Children are pornography. Children are watching it, younger and younger. The average age is 12 because when i, when i log on to, to watch it, it pops up the little box and it says, are you 18 or over . Yeah. And you cant get through unless you unless through unless you say unless youre 18 and you say, yes. Youre over 18 and you say, yes. Yeah, real point. Its yeah, its a real point. Its a tricky one. I think the most telling part of this as well is also this, this person said they did a q a in 2020 and they said a 16 Year Old Girl came aft afterwards and said, how come all boys want choke you . And all boys want to choke you . And then old came to a then a 15 year old came up to a boy, came to her later and boy, came up to her later and said, why do all girls to said, why do all girls want to be choked . Think there is be choked . So i think there is an miscommunication. Or an obvious miscommunication. Or boys watching porn and young women watching porn, and its stuff. Theres also songs stuff. Theres also songs and various popular stuff. Theres also songs and various and popular stuff. Theres also songs and various and tiktokopular stuff. Theres also songs and various and tiktok and ar stuff. Theres also songs and various and tiktok and having culture and tiktok and having this idea because boys, you got to remember, are idiots. This idea because boys, you got to remember, are idiots. And to remember, are idiots. And they actually just they just they actually just want good. And you can want to do good. And you can totally see that. They think, oh, this is normal. This. Im just trying to be a man here. And theyve got the wrong end of the stick. And this is literally, literally. Yeah. And this is what do you what do you make of this do you think. Well hes the prevalence of pornography and its because its now it. Its its on devices now is it. Its freely available anyone with its on devices now is it. Its frphoneailable anyone with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Ilable anyone with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Yeah. Anyone with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Yeah. We anyone with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Yeah. We all ne with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Yeah. We all had with its on devices now is it. Its frphone. Yeah. We all had to1 a phone. Yeah. We all had to forage in the woods for scraps. Forage in the woods for scraps. Yeah. Then there was no choking involved in that. The worst closest we got the worst the closest we got to was, youve been tangled to this was, youve been tangled where slapped somebody where you just slapped somebody in the head, and i. In the side of the head, and i. I i dont think within i mean, i dont think within the story. Does say the idea the story. It does say the idea of part sexual of choking as part of a sexual act has been since the act has been around since the 16005. Act has been around since the 1600s. Sure exactly how 1600s. Im not sure exactly how they , whether it they know that, whether it was in, shakespeare whatever. I in, shakespeare or whatever. I dont remember that. But, to choke or not to choke. Yeah, choke or not to choke. Yeah, thatis choke or not to choke. Yeah, that is that is the question. Okay. Well, thats it for part two. But coming up, weve got sailors who cant swim. Germans who cant drive. And politeness is illegal. See, politeness is now illegal. See, you welcome back to headliners the telegraph. Now, with the telegraph. Now, with the worrying news that basic politeness is criminalised by equality laws. Paul, about on two offering a chair to an older worker colleague. Worker colleague. Older work colleague could break equality laws. And id break equality laws. And id like to say at this point i would never offer a chair to Louis Schaefer , being given an Louis Schaefer, being given an opportunity to round the face. Hahahahahahahahaha. Yeah. Louis. Being given an opportunity to sit while younger staff stand may amount to age discrimination. And this is because of a tribunal. Now, the because of a tribunal. Now, the ruling came, in the case of a 66 year old, at a recycling plant. He was an operative, and he brought it because he was asked if hed like to take a seat by a younger member of staff, and he took umbrage to this, he took umbrage to this, and he sued its been proven sued them. Its been proven that, he there was no malice involved. But it has also been said that it was unwanted conduct, which really does leave the door open. Yeah. And, you the door open. Yeah. And, you know, id sack id sack the person just for bringing that lawsuit. Lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah. And i just couldnt honestly, that someone like that does not deserve to be in. I think that point was they were sacked. And the they did the the reason why they did the lawsuit, the transcript, lawsuit, reading the transcript, reading, reading what actually happenedis reading, reading what actually happened is so wimereux, happened is so idris wimereux, the him if he the manager, asked him if he wanted a chair when he hadnt asked for one. That just sounds like sort of bafic that just sounds like sort of basic politeness. Mr basic politeness. And so mr rowe, was the rowe, who was was the complainant, replied that he did not want one. And mr beaumont didnt give reason for the didnt give a reason for the offer, was offer, although there was nothing or rude about nothing unpleasant or rude about the he asked question. The way he asked the question. I mean, thats somebody being nice. Well, its more than that because hed had surgery , because the hed had surgery, right . So he had Health Issues. He moving to he was moving to a new department, this guy had department, but this guy had this of conspiracy this kind of Conspiracy Theory idea it was valid or idea whether it was valid or not, that they were trying to get people to retire by 66. And he was 66. And so they were kind of trying they did, then they sort said that hed left, sort of said that hed left, like, and they kind of fired him basically because he was off sick. I was like, i dont know, whatever. Take all of that back. But the point is , you should but the point is, you should have been a flyer. I can imagine you seeing this in court, but, but yeah , this is ridiculous. And it is slightly scary that theyre saying that to offer someone, an elderly person a chair would be to treat them disadvantaged. Disadvantaged. Yeah, when its giving them an advantage. Lets not forget that weve created an environment where created an environment now where this can do that. This guy thinks he can do that. Yeah so he can because of yeah so he can sue because of that. Taking advantage like that. Hes taking advantage like josh rightly points out, this is a kind of , sees a guy thats kind of, sees himself as a victim in this situation and has taken this avenue. Avenue. So weve opened the door to vexatious accusations. You vexatious accusations. Can you imagine that in scotland . My god, its all the oh, my god, its all the police deal the police will deal with the independent navy independent now. And royal navy recruits will no longer have to be able to swim. Seems a bit daft, but on the plus side, i guess theyll work extra hard to make sure the ship sink. Paul well, a navy recruit is no longer to swim in longer required to swim in desperate bid to boost applications. Now, desperate bid to boost applications. Now, this is because this is largely because now, course , people dont now, of course, people dont want to join the armed forces. They to the they dont want to join the armed forces no ones armed forces because no ones really up any more really been, brought up any more in an environment where they think thats a valid option. You know requires certain know, it requires a certain level or level of patriotism or patriotism illegal. Patriotism is illegal. Now, thats like offering somebody chair. Somebody a chair. Mean, im not too exactly. I mean, im not too sure, though, that swimming is that much of a big deal in the navy, if youre 1500 navy, because if youre 1500 miles unless youve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour unless youve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour1500 unless youve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour1500 miles. Ess youve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour1500 miles tos youve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour1500 miles to be uve navy, because if youre 1500 miliyour1500 miles to be really got your 1500 miles to be really good at yeah. Yeah, good at swimming. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And very good to swim for a bit until somebody picks you if can swim that you up. If you can swim that far, dont join. Join far, dont join. Now. Dont join the i starting up an the navy. I say starting up an olympic cant drive olympic sport, they cant drive boats either. Most of these people, you know. I mean, where do you. Where do you draw the line . I they dont call line . I know they dont call them boats. I know they dont call driving to call it driving it. Id like to apologise to everybody in portsmouth the portsmouth but it to me it the only problem that could be seen with that you theyre with this is that you theyre saying they will train them saying that they will train them when onboarded. When theyre onboarded. Therefore at the taxpayer therefore its at the taxpayer expense. So within this article, within the independent article, theyre saying people that are commenting on it are saying, well, dont just learn well, why dont they just learn to they join and to swim before they join and make it . Josh, em enn i mean, josh, do you think we can just give them water wings . I mean, josh, do you think we canyeah,]ive them water wings . I mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, thatthem water wings . I mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, that would ater wings . I mean, josh, do you think we canyeah, that would ater imassive yeah, that would be a massive help. Just woggle. But but help. Just a woggle. But but maybe speaks to the maybe this also speaks to the fact there is. Sorry, i fact that there is. Im sorry, i dont get all boring dont want to get all boring here, less here, but there are less resources in the resources out there in the pubuc resources out there in the Public Schools closing public space. Schools closing down their swimming pools, closing swimming closing down schools of swimming pools. Some of them used pools. Well, some of them used to believe it or not, and they had to swimmers. Will be had access to swimmers. Will be able swimming able to use swimming pool. I believe you. Theres a river they back the. You know, they pulled back the. You know, you used to get more swimming days, less people know how to days, so less people know how to swim. Thats swim. So. But yeah, thats a good theyre not good point that theyre not actually saying that when youre in you dont how in the navy, you dont know how have to know swim. Have to know how to swim. Theyre just that you theyre just saying that you would didnt know, would learn if you didnt know, you would learn on the training. Yeah. Which the yeah. Right. Which and but the thing is also makes this whole story saying story moot is theyre saying theyre recruit theyre doing that to recruit more was an more people because it was an historical they say, historical low. Then they say, oh, way, applications are oh, by the way, applications are at year high. Then at an eight year high. So then i dont understand need was. Thats because the people who cant swim have all signed up. Were got the were moving on. Weve got the mail rspca have mail now and the rspca have released video telling people released a video telling people not kill animals. And not to kill animals. And some donors furious that they do donors are furious that they do not know what the rspca does. Paul not know what the rspca does. Paul. Well its a good question. I dont think they do. Rspca is widely rebrand as charity infuriates farmers and slams brits killing snails. How donors brits killing snails. How donors stopped giving after years of ludicrous rescues, which have seen seagulls saved and mountain goats rescued from mountains , goats rescued from mountains, look, this this is all about this story is really about woke. Okay. A lot like the same appues okay. A lot like the same applies to the National Trust and a lot of things like that. And the thing about is you and the thing about woke is you can like, you know, news can easily like, you know, news stump, seem to new stump. Stump, they seem to new stump. When it first came out. Do you remember new stump. Was remember new stump. It was something were something on facebook. They were funny. They decided funny. And then they decided that be on side that they theyd be on the side of injustice and they got of social injustice and they got a message. They say a message. And now they say things and now things like, you know, and now they you the definition of they give you the definition of woke t shirt, like woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youre out. Woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youiif out. Woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youiif youve out. Woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youiif youve got out. Woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youiif youve got that out. Woke on a mug or a t shirt, like youiif youve got that on,out. Like if youve got that on, i dont care if youre woke, youre not cool. Some people, its not that theyd be, youd youre not cool. Some people, its thatdat theyd be, youd youre not cool. Some people, its thatd be heyd be, youd youre not cool. Some people, its thatd be a yd be, youd youre not cool. Some people, its thatd be a red be, youd youre not cool. Some people, its thatd be a red flag. ud be. Thatd be a red flag. You just get. Youd be a just get. You are youd be a date rapist. To want to be bullied want to be want to be bullied at school. But my point is these people arent against injustice. Theyre supercilious. Arent against injustice. Theyre doesnt supercilious. Arent against injustice. Theyre doesnt seem rcilious. Arent against injustice. Theyre doesnt seem were s. Arent against injustice. Theyre doesnt seem were sure this doesnt seem were sure were the scenes were showing some of the scenes from the now and this from the video now and this doesnt this just doesnt seem woke. This just seems like the rspca stands for preventing cruelty animals. Preventing cruelty to animals. So theyre showing some animals and cruel situations that theyre mean , these are theyre in. I mean, these are chickens arent having a chickens that arent having a great because theyre in a great time, because theyre in a farm then theyre going to farm and then theyre going to end mad later. So end up in mad dinner later. So i mean, this this seems fair enough, its the traditional enough, but its the traditional idea rspca. Idea of the rspca. Lot of people think i think a lot of people think of as basically of it as like basically preventing dogs and preventing cruelty for dogs and cats. For nets. Cats. Oh for nets. So the animals. Oh, so the nice animals. Oh, so the nice animals. The gerbils the bottom. Gerbils understand thats an urban myth, by the way. Theres gerbils understand thats an urtwaynyth, by the way. Theres gerbils understand thats an urtway youd y the way. Theres gerbils understand thats an urtway youd put1e way. Theres gerbils understand thats an urtway youd put a way. Theres gerbils understand thats an urtway youd put a gerbil heres gerbils understand thats an urtway youd put a gerbil up es no way youd put a gerbil up your up your well talk. No theyre youre right. Theres no way you should. Theres no way you should. They literally shred you from the inside of the alien. Yeah. Youre not gonna tell the tale , eric, are you . You tale, eric, are you . Are you a member the rspca. Member of the rspca. See, it is. There are other marsupials i can recommend. Marsupials i can recommend. Okay, good to know, but theres another issue here raised that it turns out that the rspca , theyve received, 3. 5 the rspca, theyve received, 3. 5 million from, the lottery, and theyve spent 75 or 74 of that money goes on administration and expenses. Right and then you have what money they are spending saving animals, being £1,000 some, seagull £1,000 to save some, seagull from a roof. And then they save the seagull and then the seagull just flew off. So its like , just flew off. So its like, what are you doing here . Yeah. Well, thats it can only fly because it got down off that roof. This is scared of heights. Rebrand. This is the its a rebrand. This is the first theyve been first time theyve been rebranded 1970s. Rebranded since the 1970s. Theyve rebrand. Theyve done this rebrand. Theyve done this rebrand. Theyve this firm theyve brought in this firm that of gone, hey, that have kind of gone, hey, lets other lets bring in all these other animals this is animals and whatnot. And this is the. Stick to cats, dogs, gerbils. Yeah. The animals that people like, not seagulls. Everybody hates seagulls. Moving weve hates seagulls. Moving on. Weve got now with a ban got the telegraph now with a ban on the auto ban. Josh, i german transport josh, i know german transport minister warns weekend minister warns of weekend driving yes, that driving ban and saying yes, that they would. One of the things might have to be a speed limit on nations autobahns, which on the nations autobahns, which thats about thats the best thing about germany. Of thats the best thing about gericultural of thats the best thing about gericultural accomplishment, is big cultural accomplishment, is you can drive as fast as you like. Yeah but to meet the net zero targets, saying that zero targets, hes saying that its basically going to be impossible unless they change the law to make, the driving , the law to make, the driving, put that outside of the rest of it. And as long as germany as a whole meets its targets, then they can still should be able to drive. But the greens saying no. So theyre going to ban driving at the weekend just to meet some spurious net zero law. This sounds like communism. You absolutely hit nail you absolutely hit the nail on the head from my perspective. I because other i mean, because the other solution, to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary zero to scrap i mean, because the other sollarbitrary zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthatitrary zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your zero targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your peopleo targetsp i mean, because the other solthat your people cangetspat so that your people can drive at the weekend. I mean, can you imagine this situation if wed written this satirically ten years ago, this would have been a lovely sitcom about how the germans stopped people driving at the weekend order to meet at the weekend in order to meet some target. Now, some ridiculous target. Now, this is pure reality. Yeah, and people are definitely concerned about meeting this target. And well do almost anything to make sure that we do. And im not sure that we do. And im not sure that we do. And im not sure that it is worth the effort. Im not saying that we should. Im not saying we should neglect the planet. This is the problem this. Whole problem with this. This whole thing if you say that thing is that if you say that you should change the target in some saying, well, some way, theyre saying, well, you die. You just want everyone to die. Of but weve of course we dont. But weve got here whilst were got to live here whilst were saving and saving the planet, and particularly because saving the planet, and parti germany because saving the planet, and parti germany obviously because saving the planet, and parti germany obviously was ause east germany obviously was actually communist. Rules they had and one of the rules they had under. Have you wanted to under that. Have you wanted to buy own use buy a car for your own use a personal car . You had to wait personal car . You had to wait years and years. It was a terrible car. It was a trabant and then you were put on a list as somebody you know, as somebody who, you know, basically wanted to choose their own taking the own route instead of taking the pubuc own route instead of taking the public transport. That was the government where government telling you where you could. And that you could go. And that made you a dangerous person, potential dissident. You know, this, dissident. So you know, this, this, this has the stasi, the fingerprints stasi all fingerprints of the stasi all over it. And the fingerprints of the stasi are basically all over , zero policy. And the 15 , net zero policy. And the 15 minute cities and all that kind of stuff. Were slowly were slowly creeping into really rubbish version east german rubbish version of east german communist, anyway, thats it for part three. But stay with us for the final section with fake disabled people at disneyland , disabled people at disneyland, angry monkeys and something unusualin angry monkeys and something unusual in uranus. Angry monkeys and something unusual in uranus. You wont unusual in uranus. You wont want to miss welcome back to headliners. Weve got the metro now. And scientists have found something unusualin scientists have found something unusual in uranus. Josh could you pull it out and show us . Yeah, its a journal. You pull it out and show us . Yeah, its a journal. You. Yeah, its a journal. You. Uranus has something unexpected deep inside it. The whole purpose of this story was to do that headline, and now well move to on the. Theres a story like this. There is a uranus every week just so they can do that headline. All it is, basically boffins. No its actually its a scientists have from looking at voyager went past it and essentially when the when the solar system was being formed, gaseous planets were kind of being created, sucked in matter and that matter, some of it then reacted to this methane to create, methane, a bit like like a sort of not not even like a solid, like a sort of spongy thing and water. So what . Basically, uranus is methane and water. I know that, and we are going to go and were going to going to go and were going to go there, and i imagine were going to plunder it. Right . Because we need those things. Were going to plunder uranus. Yeah you did my yeah i cant believe you did my joke. All of that set up and joke. All of that set up and i couldnt even get the punchline. Im sorry. Right. Weve done that joke. Weve done that joke. Im sorry. Im sorry. Weve done that joke about 15 times in that story. Moving on. Weve got the telegraph with bad news shaves their news for anyone who shaves their kids heads to skip the queue at disneyland. Good grief. Disneyland clamps disneyland. G on grief. Disneyland clamps disneyland. G on visitors isneyland clamps disneyland. G on visitors who yland clamps disneyland. G on visitors who pretend amps disneyland. G on visitors who pretend tops down on visitors who pretend to be disabled to jump queues. Disneyland has announced it is overhauling its rules because visitors are abusing the system by pretending to be disabled in order to skip the lengthy queues. This is a plot line in the office. It absolutely was. And of course, you know, with 99 of disabilities being invisible, this is a very difficult job, isnt it . Yeah, but surely the invisible dont. Invisible ones probably dont. You , need to queue jump. You know, need to queue jump. Yeah. Yeah. Dont need a you dont need a queue jump if its an invisible, if you feel sad, might want to get feel sad, you might want to get to the front. It has. Its yeah, but it has. Its tripled in the last five years. The they do the accused. So they had to do something. People obviously were abusing the system. But then at the had mental the same time youve had Mental Health tripling Health Issues also tripling dunng Health Issues also tripling during that time and people. And because its not what we would traditionally think of as disabled and wheelchairs disabled people and wheelchairs and whatnot who cant queue up, who, need a bit of help. And who, who need a bit of help. And also when this is their family time out. Yeah, but you got people who are sort of saying, oh, they have mental issues that they cant handle in they cant handle being in a queue hour a half. Queue for an hour and a half. Well try queue out of five kids. Yeah, for an hour. How do you think youre going to cope with coaster if you with a roller coaster if you dont queue . Dont like the queue . Goes the roller coaster goes upside basically upside down and its basically a queue out of. Queue that you cant get out of. I did thought park this week actually. Fun . I did thought park this week act|do. Y. Fun . I did thought park this week act|do. Y. Know,jn . I did thought park this week act|do. Y. Know, i| . I did thought park this week act|do. Y. Know, i went on all of do you know, i went on all of the scary rides . This is not necessarily but you do necessarily my thing, but you do queue a lot. Loved the queue a lot. I loved it by the way. And, way. Its exhilarating. And, there parks, there are other amusement parks, available , and id like to go to available, and id like to go to them free. So if youre interested in sending me tickets, but, tickets, thats cool. But, sorry. Were doing . And sorry. What were we doing . And i. But i mean, how difficult this is difficult, isnt it . Because there was a time when it was clearly obvious. Yeah, why somebody was being fast tracked, and thats fantastic , because and thats fantastic, because theyve been giving an opportunity. Now, of course, i do understand the point of my little anecdote was that, you know, for an hour know, i did queue for an hour here an hour there, and here and an hour there, and youll spend, know, much youll spend, you know, so much money youll get on money and all day youll get on about because, you about five rides because, you know, hours that can know, 6 or 7 hours of that can be so understand what be queuing. So i understand what the problem is. But the other way around is to pay way to get around it is to pay fast you can do fast track. You can do fast track. You can theres track. Yeah you can when theres loads was going to loads of you. But i was going to say believe this believe say i believe this is i believe ken loach going to be doing, ken loach is going to be doing, a this, about this, a movie about this, about this, because because theyre because now because theyre going to be questioning peoples disabilities. So someones disabilities. And so someones unfairly. Right. Yeah. Daniel blake , wants yeah. I, daniel blake, wants to go to disneyland. Disney. Weve got the guardian now. And apparently the lead singer of u2 is surprisingly violent. Josh. Yeah. Bono. Bonobos. Bonobos bonobos. Bono. Yeah, thats what ive never heard of. Bonobos. Do you know . Have you heard bonobos . Bonobos . I dont know bonobos. I feel like an idiot. As like always. I know lot about bonobos. I know a lot about bonobos. I know a lot about bonobos. Ive never even heard of you. That was a joke. Ive never even heard of you. Thabut|s a joke. Ive never even heard of you. Thabut|s a they their, but no, they have their, because like, because chimpanzees, like, basically different, primates have have different, mating rituals. Rituals. But can you get there might be a bottom anyway. Bonobos are not the peace loving primates. Primates that thought study primates that once thought study reveals. I dont even know what they existed. So i really didnt know that. And, know that know that. And, we know that theres thing that theres this thing that chimpanzees can be actually very violent, kill, maim , sexual violent, kill, maim, Sexual Assault, touch each other as well as, as well as their prey, prey. So but it turns out these bonobos are hopefully pronouncing that right, they are more aggressive towards each other, but they are not aggressive towards female. But bobo. Aggressive towards female. But bobo. So maybe they should go bobo. So maybe they should go and work in the nhs and help out those issues. If you were watching earlier, great idea. Well, lets just squeeze in one more weve got the one more story. Weve got the mail clocks in the mail now and clocks in the arctic apparently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal apparently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. Irently designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. Theyr designed mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. They goesigned mail now and clocks in the arcspinal tap. They goesigithe by spinal tap. They go all the way up to 13. Incredible story this theres a really amusing part to this story as well. Ill get to it in a minute. Norways arctic north wants bring in a 26 day. Wants to bring in a 26 hour day. Bizarre would see clocks bizarre plan. Would see clocks go bizarre plan. Would see clocks 9 up bizarre plan. Would see clocks go up to 13 instead of 12. And they spoke to the guy that brought this in and he said, when asked how this could be achieved, because obviously thats to know. Thats what you want to know. How achieved . She how can this be achieved . She said the clock would go up said that the clock would go up to she, so i dont think its important. But i did it emphasise it, didnt i . The clock would go up from 13 but addedi clock would go up from 13 but added i dont think theyre going to say yes, so we havent thought about all the details. So basically said the so shes basically said im the ideas she, shes ideas person, but she, shes saying people more saying it will give people more time in the day to do so. Its like, yeah, it doesnt make time. Just make more time. Youve just changed numbers. Make more time. Youve just cha no,d numbers. Make more time. Youve just cha no, no, numbers. Make more time. Youve just cha no, no, no,|mbers. Make more time. Youve just cha no, no, no, youre. Make more time. Youve just cha no, no, no, youre wrong. No, no, no, youre wrong. Because what shes going to do. So dont come across so i dont want to come across as Lewis Schaefer here. But as all Lewis Schaefer here. But yeah, theyve do is yeah, all theyve got to do is make an hour to like 50 make an hour down to like 50 minutes. I havent done the done the maths yet. But you make an hour after. Yeah. You make an hour after. Yeah. You make an hour minutes or you make hour 50 minutes or you make seconds quicker. Yeah. Seconds slightly quicker. Yeah. And then you will get 13 hours so will a longer day. So so you will get a longer day. So i idea. I think its a great idea. I think this is yeah i think i think this is ridiculous. And i think also i dont think we should put the clocks and forwards in clocks backwards and forwards in britain. Confusing britain. Its very confusing and i like it. I like it just i dont like it. I like it just being brighter all year round. Being brighter all year round. That would be better. Anyway, the show is nearly over, so lets take another quick look at saturdays front pages. The daily has rayner. Ill quit saturdays front pages. The dtlm has rayner. Ill quit saturdays front pages. The dtlm found as rayner. Ill quit saturdays front pages. The dtlm found guilty. 1er. Ill quit saturdays front pages. The dtlm found guilty. Theill quit if im found guilty. The i weekend has uk intelligence officials targeted in honeytrap sex plots by chinese spies. The guardian leads with end cruel prosecution of carers. Sunak urged the sun has nightmare. Gordon ramsays pub is being squatted. The telegraph has rayneri squatted. The telegraph has rayner i will quit if guilty over house row. And the times has pressure on starmer as police look into deputy. And those were front pages and thats all we have time for. Thank you to my guest josh howie and paul cox. Were back tomorrow at 11 pm. When nick dixon will be joined by Jonathan Colgan cressida and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyoure cressida and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyoure watchingia and dixon will be joined by jonathan ccyoure watchingia am, and if youre watching at 5 am, stay breakfast. Good stay tuned for breakfast. Good night. Night. A brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on. Gb news. Good evening. Heres your latest gb news. Weather update from the met office. Showers for many of us this weekend, but towards the southeast, something a dnen towards the southeast, something a drier. Thats a little bit drier. And thats because we have High Pressure dominating over the near continent. Further north though, a frontal system is pushing its way through and thats going to bnng way through and thats going to bring further outbreaks of bring some further outbreaks of rain some of rain across some parts of scotland into Northern England as through night. As we go through the night. Also, some strong gusty winds and a few showers the and a few showers towards the northwest scotland , but northwest of scotland, but elsewhere as we elsewhere largely dry as we go through hours of through the early hours of saturday morning and some clear skies. Despite these skies. But despite these temperatures not dropping a huge amount a touch than last amount a touch cooler than last night, relatively mild night, but a relatively mild start on nonetheless. Start on saturday nonetheless. First be some first thing, there could be some murkiness, some low cloud, perhaps around english channel, coastal parts, but otherwise, particularly towards the south east, be a south east, its going to be a largely fine day. Decent amount of sunshine, a bit more cloud and some rain across northern and some rain across northern and england and and western parts of england and wales. Nothing heavy here. The wales. Nothing heavy here. The heaviest across heaviest downpours likely across parts of scotland, could be some gusty winds here too. Temperatures will be down a nudge compared to today, but still a little bit above average for the time of year into sunday. And it is going to be a fresher us. There fresher day for all of us. There will plenty showers piling will be plenty of showers piling in parts of northern in across parts of Northern Ireland particularly ireland and particularly scotland. Heavy, some scotland. Some heavy, some thundery be some thundery could be some hail mixed south and east mixed in further south and east across the bulk of england and wales. Its actually looking across the bulk of england and wal gb news. Welcome to the andersons rail world. Got a cracking line up tonight. Got bill etheridge, former ukip mep matthew stadlen, political commentator. Is our political commentator. Is our left in the corner. Is going to be going head to head with benedict spence. Were going to go back in the day with former Wilfred Emmanuel jones. Weve Wilfred Emmanuel jones. Weve also got glamour model danielle mason. But first lets go to the. News. Good evening. The top stories this hour Angela Rayner says shell step down if its determined that she committed a criminal offence over her tax affairs. Its over the sale of affairs. Its over the sale of her Council House in stockport a decade ago, questions have been asked about whether she paid the right amount of tax and if it was her main home. In a statement, Angela Rayner said the questions raised relate to a time before she was an mp and that shes taken expert tax and legal advice. Sir keir starmer says labour welcomes the investigation. We welcome this investigation because it will allow a line to because it will allow a line to be drawn in relation to this matter. I am fully confident that Angela Rayner has not broken the rules. She will broken the rules. She will cooperate with the investigation as you would expect , cooperate with the investigation as you would expect, and its really a matter for the police. Really a matter for the police. The former chief executive of royal mail says he doesnt know if money