Watters world heads to galaxies far, far away. If donald trump were a star wars character who would he be . Obiwan ski because hes wis. Jesse the left stoops to a new low after Stephen Colbert attacks mr. Trump in a vile rant. I love your presidency. I call it disgrace the nation. He doesnt stand more anything except the dressing room door at the miss u. S. A. President. You attract more skin heads than flee rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putins [bleep] pollster. Jesse he said he would do it again. Not you fcc is vowing to look at the facts and apply it obscenities law. Billy was born with a heart disease. The doctor opened his chest and fixed one of the two defected in his heart. President trump proposed a 6 million cut in funding. Tour congressmen actually increased funding by 2 billion. No parent should ever have to not be able to afford to save their childs life. It just shouldnt happen. Jesse if it seems that President Trump has been cite sides more than fast president s, he has been. Late night hosts made 1,000 jokes about president obama. Much more than any president in recent history. While late night has always been cite california our president s, its usually been cleaner and bipartisan. Here is what jokes used to sound like. Do you believe the drug scandal at the white house . It the only high the Carter Administration has had in several months. He said why dont you make jokes about obama. Okay, i dont make about him because i dont want the f. B. I. Tapping my phones. When the president had that health scare, how scary was that. I wasnt that scared. Because you have had obamacare . Yes. Jesse now when President Trump is involved, even goodhue more jokes can backfire. Can i mess your hair up . Go ahead. Jesse after that jimmy fallon took heat from his colleagues for humanizing the president. What changed about latenight comedy . Joining me is conservative columnist, ann coulter. There seems to be an unquenchable thirls on the left for a string of epithets against donald trump. What was most striking about the former standup late night host is they were jokes. They were identifiable as jokes. There is something funny that catches you by surprise and thats why you laugh. Now on show after show its a string epithets. The imagery being used is cheap and there is no joke there. Jesse we studied this. They are on pace to exceed jokes about clinton in 98 which is the same year he had the louvre win ski scandal had the lewinsky scandal. I remember the jokes about obama. They were never about obama. They were about obamas critics. We were having the comedy world act as the pretorian guard. Jesse House Republicans narrowly passed the Obamacare Repeal bill. The democrats took it as a win in the 2018 midterms. The democrats think this will cost the House Republicans in 2018. I think it probably will. Lets hope it doesnt pass the senate. Healthcare has been socialist for a long time. Even before obamacare came along. We have veterans awaret fairs, social security, medicare, medicaid. Socialism doesnt work. I dont know why we have to keep explaining this to our representatives. What you want is a free market. They wont separate the welfare cases from the free market cases. America is not going to allow people to die on the streets. And i hate that business of this is what i described in godless of liberals using human shields to make political arguments. Jesse but thats very effective. Republicans talk about numbers and costs and the country wants to feel safe and secure and taken care of. I cant go to Sloan Kettering on a new york plan. Jesse you are not safe from fire tbomed cars when you speak at a university. What they ought to do, you keep obamacare, there are no protesters, anybody who needs obamacare, they get obamacare. But you also say there shall be a nationwide free market for health insurance. Im really sure im not going to need drug addiction therapy or gambling addiction therapy. I dont need marital counseling. We are paying for welfare through four quote private insurance premiums. My insurance is 700 but i cant go to a decent hospital. Jesse how would you have have obama care as well pass if the free market the. The reasons conservatives raised that is that was how we were going to atake it constitutionally. In terms of eave plying it. Congress doesnt have Constitutional Authority to do 90 of what they do. Insurance on if the free market wont up costing, we know this. I also ask Christian Health insurance and you bite insurance you want. You have know how much it is . 50 a month. Young kids would all get health insurance. We are required as if you live in florida and you have to buy earthquake insurance, and in california you have to buy hurricane insurance. Buy the insurance you want on if the free market. So many people would leave the well the fair roles you would know how many people need the Governments Health jess from they dont waste a billion dollars on a broken website they will be just ninth midterms. Watters world looks for answers on what to do with north korea. What should we do about kim jongun. Weve should give him a hug. Jesse if we hug a dictator, he will kill us. Gentlemen he jesse fa virks o is entering watters world saying liberal watters world saying liberal are the screwing up america. Wn mountain coffee and fair trade . Lets take a flight to colombia. This is boris calvo. Boris grows mindblowing coffee. And because we pay him a fair price, he improves his farm and invest in his community to make even better coffee. All for a smoother tasting cup. Green mountain coffee. Its the simple things in life that mean the most. Boost® simply complete™. 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And selecting north koreas all female music group who debuted in 2012. Hes north koreas youngest leader, but oddly, no one knows exactly how young he is. So what do we do with this guy . Watters world hit the streets to find out. What can we do about kim jongun . Another deck day over north korea . Its a complicated question. I would give him a decent haircut. Jesse how would you deal with kim jongun . City wouldnt deal with him, to be honest. Jesse what should we do about kim jongun. We should take kinds people like yourself and myself and give him a hug. Jesse if we hug the dictator, he will kill us. If you buy me a flight to north korea, ill be the first one happy to give him a hug. Jesse how do you think the president is handling the north korean crisis . Is he taking care of it . Trump promised he would take care of America First. Lets take care of things here. Hes crazy. He doesnt know what hes doing. The. Jesse how does trump deal with kim jongun in. Jesse rough careful with your hair . It groves out of my head this way, all natural. Jesse do you think we should send Dennis Rodman to north korea . Jesse how would you korea from nuking up . I think Everybody Needs to take a little load off and light up and maybe have a cocktail or martini. Jesse why is there north and south korea to begin with . Why is there a southern and Northern California . Jesse well, this north than is south. Because they have they are divide because of different intentions. They have been divide for a really long time. These lines are things that separate us. Less lines, more hugs, more more love. Can i give a hug . Jesse thank god they are not in charge. Watters world takes on susan rice, bill maher and Hillary Clinton. A psychiatrist at yale claims trump is mentally ill. Hes here to defend his hes here to defend his diagnosis z286oz zwtz y286oy ywty they carry your fans shpassions, hopes, and dreams. S. And maybe, a chance at greatness because shoulders were made for greatness. Not dandruff. I wanti did my ancestrydna and where i came from. And i couldnt wait to get my pie chart. The most shocking result was that im 26 native american. I had no idea. Just to know this is what im made of, this is where my ancestors came from. And i absolutely want to know more about my native american heritage. Its opened up a whole new world for me. Discover the story only your dna can tell. Order your kit now at ancestrydna. Com. This man has been erratic since day one. But he has a confused mental state that has gotten worse. We are not diagnosing anything. But there is no doubt there is something impacting his thought process. Song is wrong with him. The Republican Party is enabling the Mental Illness on a daily basis. Jesse the Mainstream Media ramping up their attacks on President Trump. Suggesting hes suffering from a Mental Illness. 800 Mental Health professions have formed a group called duty to warn. They are mission is that trump must be removed from office because hes dangerous. Have you evaluated the president face to face. No, i havent with you i dont need to he central wait the president face to face. A personal evaluation is the least statistically way to diagnose someone. You can diagnose them by their behavior and by reports of people who know them well. If he literally means the things he says, he would be psychotic. Jesse what friends who know him well have you relied on. Im work on a book of his tweets. Jesse you arent relying on his friends. I havent interviewed any of his friends. We have reports from his biographer. We can read the reports. Jesse authorized or unauthorized. Both. Jesse you said you diagnosed the president at psychotic through his tweets. If he actually believes he had the biggest crowd size these are delusions. The other option is hes a psychopath i can liar. Jesse he brags about his crowd size, isnt that just politics . He says i have huge crowds, i must be doing better than the polls suggest. A delusion is holding on to a false belief despite the fact. He didnt have the largest crowd size. But he tells two kinds of lies, those he tells to others and those he tells to himself. In his fantasy world hes the greatest ever. Jesse what about when President Trump said when he was going to be elected the sea levels would come down. Thats grand yoas, grandiose . Im not familiar with that quote. Jesse you say President Trump lies. What about president obama when said you can keep your healthcare plan. Politifact says donald trump lies 70 of the time. Jesse how does that make him psychotic. Im saying he suffers something called malignant narcissism. Hes a liar and has paranoid percent cue tory persecution ideas. What about the 3 Million Immigrants bussed to New Hampshire to fake the vote. Jesse he never said that. Thats not true. Malignant narcissism. You are equating him with Adolph Hitler if i read that correctly. Dont you think its irresponsible for to you do that as a trained professional . Its irresponsible not to. I was raised with never again. If you see a hitlerlike leader you have to say something. Jesse how is he like hitler. Hes narcissism, paranoia, antisocial personality. Jesse how is he paranoid. His crazy conspiracy theories. He believes ted cruzs father was part of an aas a nation of kennedy. Hes a lying psychopath. He has two kind of lies. Those he tells others and those he tells himself. Jesse i would be pretty paranoid, too, if the media was out to get me and the democrats were trying to impeach me and he might have been surveilled. How is he like someone who gassed 6 million jews and invade an entire continent. He demonnitessed immigrants. Jesse how has he done that, because he wants to build a wall to protect i am Legal Immigration and drugs. Doctor, i understand your diagnosis and im look at goldwater rule says Mental Health officials arent allowed to diagnose public figures they havent evaluated. You are violating the goldwater rule and you are the one who might have delusions of grandeur, because you think you are going to save america from donald trump and i dont think that adds up. I told people i dedicated my life to a hopeless call. I dont think im going to remove donald trump. Jesse you are telling everybody hes going to murder the rest of the country if we dont get him out of office it seems terrified and delusional from you. We have a duty to warn. If someone is dangerous we violate our confidentiality not to warn. Jesse the hide yeah obsessing the media obsessing over trumps first 100 days. What about the democrats first 100 days. Watters world talks politics at a star wars convention. At a star wars convention. What do you think we should d now more breathable than ever. 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Former acting attorney general will testify at a hearing about russia and the president ial election. She is likely to face questions about former mike flynn. She raised questions about his communication with russian officials. Now, back to watters world. Jesse much has been made about president obamas first 100 days in office. But lets look at the democrats first 100 days. Mark wrote an article about this that everybody should read. On the investigative front, here is the latest. Listen to what Senate DemocratDianne Feinstein says. Do you have evidence that there was collusion between Trump Associates and russia during the campaign . Not at this time. Jesse the head of the Democratic National committee, tom perez, has come unglued. My mama taught me you shouldnt do spotty talk. But i hope you dont mind. This is a [bleep] budget. Those Republican Leaders and President Trump dont give a [bleep] about the people her trying to hurt. Jesse Hillary Clinton came out of the woods and took no responsibility for her devastating defeat. I was font way to winning until a combination of jim comeys letter october 28 and russian wikileaks raised doubts in the minds of people who were inclined to vote for me but scott scared off. But adding insult to injury, even her democratic colleagues are sick of her. If democrats are fighting for american families, we have to make that clear. It takes a lot of work. He was the least popular president ial candidate to win in the history of polling. Jesse those are her friends. More democrats have been turning on each other after the former president obama announced he will be taking 400,000 to speak to a lot of wall street fat cats. He was criticized by elizabethn. I was troubled by that. One of the things i talk about in the book is the influence of money. I describe it as a snake that slithers through washington. It does not look good. Its not a good idea. Im sorry president obama thread that choice. Jesse its gone the so bad bill maher is the voice of the Democratic Party. This is the problem the democrats have, they obsess about Halloween Costumes and the name of the Washington Redskins and there are millions of people in this one trisaying how about im going to get your job back. Jesse its not much better in the streets with people like madonna threatening to, you know, do something to the president. Perhaps inspired by radical celebrities. Look what the far left is doing in berkeley, california. Burning things. Destroying private property. And throwing fists. And look at some of the latest polling. Democrats are seen as much more out of touch with every day americans than billionaire donald trump. Americans believe the Democratic Party is the party of the rich. They are behaving like children and there is no ends in sight. For democrats who said trump has had a rough 100 days, take a look in the mirror. So, first 100 days, what do you think . I would say the opposite. Donald trump has had an incredibly rough 100 days. When President Trump was president he accomplished passing the stimulus and helped the economy going. Jesse the stimulus was wildly successful. Passing the pay act that helped close the wage gap between men and women. He was doing credible things in his first 100 days compared to donald trump who basically no achievements. Jesse you know why its easy for a president like barack obama to have such a successful 100 days . Its easy to spends other peoples money. He took money and threw it at the problem. Its much more difficult to work things through and reduce taxes and repeal and replace obamacare. Let me ask you a specific question. Are you proud of the behavior of the left from the last 100 days . Are you proud . Im sow incredibly proud. Jesse are you proud of what happened in berkeley . He ignited the resistance like never before. Jesse you want people rioting . This latest healthcare bill is another example. People getting fired you have and excited and ready to do whatever it takes to win back control in 2018. Jesse be specific, you are proud of the language from the head of the dnc, you are proud of people burning things on the streets berkeley and proud of people like madonna threatening the president . No, im saying people are very, very energized. Jesse there is a difference betweening in energized and being violence. Millions of americans are at risk of losing their healthcare coverage because of this. You have never seen a resist answer like 234reus this sow youve night, energized and ready to do whatever city takes to Win Back Congress in 2018. Jesse bad news for democrat susan rice refusing to testify about obamaera surveillance despite receiving a formal invitation from the judiciary subcommittee on terrorism. Here what else her own democratic colleague had to say about her refusal to testify. I think she ought to consider it. She has gone public. But she is certainly within her rights of saying im now retired, im not going to do it. Jesse why isnt she testifying . This is nothing but another republican smear attempt to try to deflect from the real issues happening out there that are hurting americans. Jesse how is that a deflection. Its a legitimate concern that there was illegal unmaxing going on in the last year of president obamas second term . You are not concerned about that at all . You have got republicans in congress, remember can republicn investigators who made it clear there is no wrongdoing here. There was so much russian interference in the last election, so many questions unanswered. Jesse if you listen to way just said, you would have sthearpd senator Dianne Feinstein said there was no evidence between trump and russia. Sinlts the truth this trumprussia scandal just flip flopped on you guys, and now sioux and rice is the issue . That could not be further from the truth. The bottom line is there are sow many urn answered questions out there. We cannot trust the direct dwroofort f. B. I. And the republicans in congress to handle this investigation fairly which is why we need an independent Style Commission to answer these questions. Jesse susan vice lied about benghazi being about a video. She said bergdahl served with honor and distinction and was captured on the battlefield. Then she changed her answer about unmasking. This reason to doubt veracity of susan rice. But well see if she pulls a lois lerner. I used the force at a star wars convention. Fabio says hes ready to get a gun and he blames liberals. He will be here to explain. My insurance rates are probably gonna double. But dad, youve got. Allstate. With accident forgiveness they guarantee your rates wont go up just because of an accident. Smart kid. Indeed. Its good to be in, good hands. The uncertainties of hep c. Wondering, what if . I let go of all those feelings. 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Jesse california is known as the peoples republic of california for a reason. High tax, medical marijuana, sanctuary cities. You name it its a far left paradise for bureaucrats who want to control your life. But my next guest believes those policies are make the golden state unlivable. Fabio. Welcome to america. Im glad you are a citizen now. I love it. Jesse how does it feel to be an their can citizen . Its the best feeling in the world. Because this is the best country in the world. But politicians, logic and common sense is something they dont have. When you one of the most beautiful places in the world is being ruined. When you have a governor like jerry brown who turned his back on his own people, Law Enforcement, and takes the side of the criminal. He goes on national tv and says, you know what . Im going to release a bunch of people who smoke pot and no vie thrents criminal, then he released rapists, sex offenders, child molesters, and you know, people driveby shootings. And attempting to put a bomb in a school or in a hospital. Come on. This doesnt make any sense. And with all due respect to governor jerry brown, this is nonsense. Jesse do you feel safe in the state of california because of these crazy farleft policies . Right now its just crazy. Its getting more and more like europe. I saw this movie before, coming from europe. And its out of hand. When you have a governor who is the chief Law Enforcement turning his back to the Law Enforcement, its crazy. Jesse do you feel you need to protect yourself from all these crazy people . This is a known political issue. People and the Law Enforcement against the criminals. If you still believe in politicians you live in a fairytale. Jesse a fairytale like some of your novels. Exactly. But this is life. Life is reality. So as america we have to come together. Put ideology on the side. This is simple, right or wrong it has nothing to do with ideology or parties. Its very important to American People to come together. Let me tell you. This is the best country in the world. When i was a teenager a friend of my father was a University Literature professor. He said you you know what makes erica the best country in the world . He says the constitution. Its the most well written document i ever read. Jesse some of your steamy romance novels i see every time i go to the soupr supermarkets and they are flying off the shelves. I just have to warn people in california, do not mess with fabio. Look at that guy, hes going to knock your head off. America, never give up your guns. It happened to europe. Up next, i channel my inner hans solo or is it captain kirk in live long and prosper. Live long and prosper. Whats the story behind Green Mountain coffee and fair trade . Lets take a flight to colombia. This is boris calvo. Boris grows mindblowing coffee. 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So in honor of force users everywhere, i traveled to a galaxy far, far away to see what star wars fans know about current events. [ ] live long and prosper. Thats incorrect. May the force be with you. Jesse do you have a girlfriend . Yes, she is right there. Jesse what do you think your boyfriends obsession with star wars . Im right there with him. Jesse what character are you . Fluke skywalker. Jesse do you have a crush and Princess Leia . I just saw luke talking to some girl over there, i dont know. One thing happened but we dont talk about that anymore. Jesse what kind of blaster do you have . One that send you far, far away from me. Jesse do you believe the force is real . I think it touches all of us. It binds the galaxy together. Jesse is this like christmas for you . Yes, except when the movies come out as christmas. Jesse will you be doing speed dating . I will, and ill be using my mind. Jesse where should it be . The death star on your butt. Jesse if donald trump was a star wars character who would he be . Obiwan kenobi because hes wise. Probably darth vader. Jesse what do you think about Vladimir Putin . Let him be him. We have problems here before we can deal with other peoples problems. Jesse America First . Sure. Jesse the syria situation is getting messy. What do you think we should do about that . What was your question . Jesse what do you think we should do about syria . I dont know. I dont know how to fix it. Jesse what do you think we should do about kim jongil . I dont know. Jesse im watters and this is my world. I mean my galaxy. Up next, tweets of the week. And pictures from my vacation in vo pro plan bright mind adult 7 promotes alertness and mental sharpness in dogs 7 and older. ray the difference has been incredible. She is much more aware. She wants to learn things. vo purina pro plan bright mind. Nutrition that performs. Im dr. Kelsey mcneely and some day you might be calling me an energy farmer. Energy lives here. Jesse time for tweets of the week. Alex burger writes when you run for potus who will you choose as your running mate . Tim tebow. Jesse watters liked my tweet. I peed a little. On my prescheduled vacation i was in the caymans island, there i am catching a ride with beautiful dolphins and i received a nice kiss from the friendly dolphins. Had a great time with the family. Thats all for us tonight. Be sure to follow me on facebook, instagram and twitter. Justice with judge jeanine is next and remember im watters and this is my world. Judge jeanine right now on justice. This has brought the Republican Party together. Judge jeanine a big win for the president and the gop. But what happens to take down obamacare once and for all . The federal government will never ever penalize any person for their protected religious beliefs. Judge jeanine President Trump answers prayers on the national day of prayer. I was on the way to winning until a combination of jim comeys letter, russian