The last scene of texas chain saw massacre. Think about looking back on 2020 wearing beer goggles, but first lets welcome tonights guests. Hes holier than the mesh tank top i wear when rollerblading. Theologian and fox news contributor, jonathan morris. Cheerful as i am sneerful, fox News Headlines reporter, carley shimkus. Shes chatty, bratty, and slightly batty, host of sincerely, kat kat timpf. Hes big, hes brash, and makes quite a splash. The massive sidekick and host of nuff said on fox nation, tyrus. Okay, issue one, thats my John Mcglocklin imitation. Did they feel the year with strife or benefit your life . Tell them what you want, winners and losers, heroes and zeros, pluses and minuses, melvin and maroon 5. Operation warp speed which was something amazing. We had Governor Andrew Cuomo which was the opposite of something amazing. We had the selfish and the selfless, the helpers on the fenders. 2020 was loaded with those who rose to the challenger got in the way. Theres lots of obvious candidates and we talk about the losers in a second. But first, the guy whos a champ in my book, hasnt gotten the recognition he deserves until now. Im going to reach 1 million followers. What . Yes game over yes, yes, yes i did it, i did it, i didnt greg we dont have proof of that but it didnt take much to get him happy or unhappy this year. All right, jonathan, lets go with the losers first. Who are the losers of 2020 . You brought them up and quickly, greg, governor cuomo, andrew cuomo came out and a lot of people eyes is a superstar. One thing he did that so obviously wrong and never said was wrong is he transferred elderly people with covid into nursing homes. If we didnt know much about the virus at the time but we knew that elderly people were getting sick. He did it anyway because he panicked because he thought there would be no hospital beds and yet he had to make the naval ship comfort that was never used, built the massive hospitals that they werent used. He panicked and never has really recognized. Greg this is whats interesting to me because im trying to figure out with andrew cuomo whether he is avoiding the question or he believes he does nothing wrong. To this day, when you bring this up to him, he expense at the right wing media, he says thats garbage. Its like no, it happened. This isnt like 9 11. Right . This is evidence that people wear sent to the rest home and they died. Up to bring it up to him hes like, thats right wing media. No, its not. Good choice. Carly, whats your loser . My losers are all the politicians who broke their own coronavirus restrictions. It sort of surprising and also not surprising because they are people too and they want to see their families and have a good time. But surprising because of how many people did this. You would think that after they got caught at the laundry, people would say, all right, i dont want to be that. Ill take it seriously. Every single day, story after story of people breaking their own rules. I guess, the biggest losers of the bunch i would give to the woman in l. A. She was an actress. I swear, Trace Gallagher told me. She was the one who voted. She voted for a door dining band and went outside and then also the mayor lost it telling people to stay at home while hes on vacation. Greg without any help from anybody, the star, duane hickman, and whos the costar . Bob denver little hat like jughead okay, would somebody introduce Something Like that into my head, its now im going to be there for the rest of the show. Im going to sit here. This is as close as to doing ecstasy, when there is a piece of trivia that stuck in my head and then it explodes in my brain. I can feel it all through my body when goldie gillis, its like im doing drugs. Im glad i could provide that for you, my goodness. Will get texted and like watch this. Await your feedback. Greg loser for you . I mean, he didnt tell anybody im aware of the outcome of the jury is still out. But michaels my biggest loser of all time. He went from this guys going to be the president to wheelchair, money robbing prisoner. That is loser in any other way. Greg he still in jail, is that right . Hes not on cnn. Greg hes living with stelter i think. He was americas savior. I mean, greg he was at every party he wasnt he was the darling bell of the ball of cnn. This guy was going to take down lower debater and trump. This guy was going to save the world and he was everything. Turns out he robbed strippers, handicapped people, black males, and nike. Greg one thing up and love about nikes they challenged him on it and they taped him and caught him. Thats the service for america, good choice. Okay, whos your loser of 2020 . Apple bobbling. Greg what . Apple bobbing. Nobody wants to bob for apples. Also, mcdonalds play places and serotonin, dopamine. Greg you went in a different direction. Unsuccessful 2020. Its me when youre going in that direction and not like a bad person by the victim, the real loser is everybody who was limited. Apple bobbing. Greg okay. I dont know if apple bobbings going to come back . Greg how about movie theaters . Their losers because theyre not coming back . Apple bobbing. Greg you know what it is, okay, this is a theory and i dont buy into it completely, but im spitballing which you shouldnt do in the era of covid by the way, but im spitballing. Did covid erase certain things that were already on their way out in terms of businesses . Like people stopped going to movies and this one just went like this and kicked it out the door. I dont want to use the analogy too far on because it will go into a very grim place. But its an interesting way of looking at the end to you saw it as people who were unfairly damaged and there so many. My loser, i had a lot of losers as you know. Experts come i cant trust experts. There wrong every single week. Dont wear masks, they wear masks. Go to the parade, dont go to the parade but if theres a protest, go. Anyways. Other losers . Hard news. Im so tired of hard news pretending that they know everything when in fact its Common People like me whove been right i dont know why had that on my list. Okay, the media. Weve been talking about the media every week on the show. Theyve been exposed to charlatans. This is a great opportunity to run up a short montage of the low point of the media. Lets roll that montage. I want to be clear that this is is a broadcast and its not, generally speaking, unruly. Too many see the protest as a problem. Its must be polite and peaceful. Recently, the money he spent he could have given every american 1 million. When i read it, on social media, it all became clear. Bloomberg spent 500 Million Dollars on ads and dont tell a severe ahead on the math. He could have given us 1 million and had lunch money left over it. Its an incredible way of putting it. Its incredible way of putting it and its true. Greg all right, i actually feel bad for the reporter. I dont feel bad at all for Brian Williams because hes an adult. I mean, hes obviously a liar, but i can understand what you call when you get optical illusions can trick you . You can be tricked by things and that thing was floating around forever. Whats your problem okay, enough of the media, they suck. Theyre the worst things on the planet. Do not trust them. All right. Winners. Lets go, carly, winners. I have a story. My first winner is dogs. [laughter] because of all the people time that dogs got and everybody being home. And also you got a dog, too. And shelters greg did you get all those dogs . Shoulders ran out of dogs because everybody is taking them and so a lot of dogs got homes, which is great. My second winner is palatine. Remember last christmas, peloton was canceled because the greg i trashed the ad a couple months later and everybodys working out later and they want a peloton and my third winner is space. He got ufos, spacex, now acknowledging that its a real thing. On top of the weird year, some folks have to worry about aliens. Greg dogs come in litters, but they are so far from trash. Well be right back. No, im kidding. I just wanted to make tyrus vomit. Anyway, so, okay, winner . I did the same way with like lead the most successful 2020. Greg this is fox business youre doing winners and losers, this is fbn between jeff bezos, em dopamine are going to have a bad year but drugs are going to have a good year. Greg thats true, drug dealers where living high. You know, tyrus . You got to criminalize it youre on fire greg wordplay tyrus, winners . West lawyers. Psychiatrists and therapists made a killing this year. You know, im not sure, i have a dog to in the jury is out with her that dogs really won because the dog had to hear and see a lot of things that they did not sign up for. Theres a lot of dogs on the wrong end because your stuck with the same person. He just got yelled at for the way you chew cereal. Apparently extremely loud. The dog pops up to say high, but you transfer the what are you looking at . The dog is like what . The therapists and divorce lawyers made a killing. Greg you know who else made a killing . The killers. Youre a sick man. Okay, jonathan, did i go to you . The absolute winner in the entire universe was my puppy. Ive pictures of my puppy right there. I mean, that puppy is so spoiled. Greg its like for you goiter. I will show you, theres a picture of him when he was not very happy. Basically drinking whiskey. There he is. Tyrus, see, when he was watching things he did not want to see, this is when he went to. He turned to alcohol and hes the happiest puppy in the world and im just very grateful. Im actually shocked. I got caught up in the puppy thing in the divorce lawyers for some reason. Nobody mentioned the biggest winner at all was mitch mcconnell. He had a phenomenal year and President Trump took all the heat. He had no shots fired at old mitch. He got his ticket and wanted, past bills, mitch was balling. He had a stellar year. Greg i had peloton on my list because of the allows you to control your time. Your time is the holding on other people at the gym you had to wait while they got there reps. Number one, dana white. He showed people that you can figure out what to do when theres a problem as opposed to just shutting everything down. He took a lot of heat. He says ill just get a island. First year i figured out dana white was a guy. I know, i was like dana white, wow greg former press secretary. I like the guy, hes a capitalist, hes a thinker, you put the two things together, boom. I will give donald trump a win for operation work speed because that changes everything from now on. From now on. Up next, was 2020 really the worst year ever . We compare and contrast. Next. Want to sell the best burger in every zip code . Add an employee. Or ten. Then easily and automatically pay your team and file payroll taxes. That means. World domination or just the west side. Run payroll in less than five minutes with intuit quickbooks. Type 2but how canan have a big imit be prevented . E. Well, the first step is knowing if you have prediabetes, a serious medical condition that puts you at high risk for type 2 diabetes. 1 in 3 American Adults has prediabetes, but more than 80 dont know they have it. The good news is prediabetes can be reversed. And for many people, healthy changes in their daily routine can make a big difference. Take the 1minute risk test today at doihaveprediabetes. Org greg will be forever here are the most awful year . 2020 was brutal, but as terrible as it was, 2020 brought us new great innovations and then told sure thats what were capable when were up against the wall. Consider, vaccines in record time and we mention it before. We have the rise of zoom and other video chat amps which was good news for a family away from home and bad news for jeffrey toobin. Major Companies Like ford, gm, tesla shifting resources to make ventilators. And people at home breaking on sewing machines to make masks for those who needed them most. My case, biohazard apple hats. Drive through strip clubs, and drive through strip clubs. Yeah, thats it. 2020, it was bad. A few moments and remind us how we get stuff done when it matters most. But was it the worst year ever . How does it compare it to say 1347, the beginning of the black death . Or 1520, the rise of smallpox. War 1918 with the spanish flu . Lets not forget, 2002, the rise of maroon 5. We asked the goat to comment about how he felt about 2020. Greg were having an argument right now when maroon 5 began. 2001, the album came out in 2002. So, more 2001 then 2002. Im going to be mad for the rest of the show, carly, make me happy. Thank you. Youre welcome. Greg is this of the worst year ever . This was a very bad year. Greg to put it lightly. A lot of bad news events affected people across the world. However, people were able to adapt to what you could do a new show, almost entirely remotely which was the story of all our years, people got married and theres a president ial election. Whether you think it was fair. Time moved on. Greg fraud the thing stolen from joe jorgensen. I think things are going to be okay in some small ways, like masks are going to stick around. I also think that youre not going to get out of things as easily because if you couldnt do something before like you were out of town and now its like okay, you can say greg no, no, no, this is interesting because youre both right. You cant say ill out of town, but you can say i tested positive. I have to be quarantine for 12 days. I like to be a survey on the level of days the people talk because a lot of people would say okay, youre sick. But theres more severity to sickness and you cant do it anymore in 2020. Sick days will come back in 2021. Greg i got a mask. Tyrus . This year was tough, but i got to be honest. Every year up until 1864 was probably worse. Things got a little better with the whole no more slavery thing. Im going to stick that out there. Yes, this was worse, but for me in mind, you know. Greg i think you made a point ill take my chances, america. You might want to as the good people of japan which year they would have wanted theres a lot of other things happening. We kind of followed some rules to get through it through its. Greg okay, here, i believe if its a bad year, but our baseline is high. Our baseline is higher. We have indoor plumbing. We have Running Water. We have the internet, penicillin. If we are here, our baseline is higher, kat. Thats true, 2010, i had Running Water sometimes. This is still a bad year. Ive been having a bad time. Its been when youve been having a bad time but itll get better. It can only. Greg by the show has aired it will be a few days better. Exactly. A lot of people say its not so bad because their Silver Linings to everything and carley certainly the optimist. But the Silver Linings that are pretty much useless like oh, i learned how to bake or i learned how to not bake. You could just go and find somebody who knows how to big better than you and you can buy it. I learned how not to bake this year in other words i learned im not good at it in so many other things like people who tried and i learned how to play guitar. I learned how to play guitar badly. Greg to your point, trying new things creates a potential for failure. I learned how to speak spanish poorly this year. Greg thats on you, because you only go a certain amount of progress and then you go all, thats it, im like that with guitar and with languages. But not with love, jonathan. I can go the whole nine yards. On that note, the next segment oh, my god greg the best thing in 2020 think about yours. We will tell you ours next. Live from americas news headquarters, im Jackie Ibanez in new york. President trump returning home from vacation delivering a year and a video message to the nation. The president recapped his accomplishments signing historic peace deals in the middle east in developing the covid19 vaccine. President trump boasting america is greater than ever before saying that the best is yet to come. Britain formally ends the 48 Year Economic times with the european union. U. K. Voted in the referendum to leave the e. U. Over four years ago. The country spent the last year transitioning out of the trade block. 2021 will begin a new and more distant relationship between the u. K. And its neighbors. It will mark the biggest single economic change the country has experienced since world war ii. Im Jackie Ibanez, happy new year and home. Now back to the greg gutfeld show special. Have a good night. Greg this year, we had all the time in the world to reflect. What were your personal highlights in 2020 . Did you spend time with the family . May be learned a new skill or had a lifechanging epiphany . I bought a gun and a truck, and i had my tattoo removed. If you have to ask why, then you didnt know him. My high point was showing my love of aviation with my best friend, gary. Its painful to have to explain who who he was to kat. He was supposed to be the next johnny depp but it didnt turn out that way. As he started getting older he looked less like johnny depp and more like johnny rocket. Greg all right, kat, you had a personal moment. I got engaged for anyone, its exciting but its also astounding. I thought it would never happen and if it did id would not be buying the ring. Also, we got a dog little carl, we have a picture of little carl because i did a birthday photo shoot and then a birthday photo shoot. Greg its funny, youre doing nothing women do with their babies yeah greg that sick ingenious thats after i gave birth to him. Greg you are the most adorable puppy over the most hideous baby. You should tell people like, is not a French Bulldog . No, thats my baby hes got a hair problem hes one of those circus geeks. Anyway, its an adorable dog. Tyrus . Do you keep a hospital smock around the house . I ordered it ahead of time. Greg im pretty impressed. Everybody does it with their baby youre not an actual hospital. Greg thats just a smock. Near the smock. Let me have my moment you deserve it. Yeah, thanks. Childless at 32. Greg tyrus, what was your big moment of 2020 . There so many of them and i can lay it down. I spent time with my family. Greg specific i had the first comic lead in the movie and now im a proud land owner in montana. Greg thats pretty good. I didnt die made it so far neither did my cats, he so sick greg theres a great start if you make it through this year, youre more than likely to make it through the next year. Thats the silver lining. Think about it, if you think about it, if you die this year you make it to the next year but thats actual statistics. You make it through the 60s are more likely to make it through the 70s in terms of age and its like of course. Of course. All right. You got married i did, thats my most memorable moment normally. Really overjoyed. I am overjoyed. [laughter] still in the honeymoon phase. Greg oh, wow i must say, very memorable was the advice that greg gutfeld gave me about dating. What did i say . All i remember is i wrote it all down and i did the exact opposite. And it worked greg that was a great segment. It was for fox nation, right . It was a halfhour you giving me advice. Its good to be different out there for all the women and stuff. Times have changed and you gave great advice. It worked. Greg matter of weeks, you are married i worked magic. Marriage whisperer. Greg all right, carley. Like i said, about the baking thing, i cooked my first turkey for thanksgiving. Wow. Yes, i did, there it is. I could never i thought it was going to be harder than it actually was. Turns out, i got my first Christmas Tree. Apartments very small. My pride and joy. I had my vision of it of getting it really big and then having an actual giant tree in my apartment. It comes out of the ceiling. Also, i went to jackson, wyoming. Thats me and my husband. Im so jealous of your land. Those are my highlights. Greg joe montana was standing outside my apartment last year. I know its not the same thing but i was a huge 49er fan and i went up to him and he blew me off. I emailed randy cross who is a fan of him and he said, joe can be that way. My story needs to be told, jonathan. I became a gun owner for the first time in my life. I had guns when i was growing up, but they werent mine, they belong to my dad. I actually went and i purchased a tactical shotgun. Its like a big step for me because i had to persuade my wife that i was trustworthy enough to own a gun. And i shoot with an instructor. I thought it was a very important step. Tactical indoor gun. Big bang. Greg are you a better person than you were a year ago . I am, but thats hard to do. St burger ever . Then make it that means selling everything. And eating nothing but cheese till you find the perfect slice. Even if everyone asks you. Another burger truck . Dont listen to them that means cooking day and night until you get. [ ding ] you got paid that means adding people to the payroll. Hi mom. That means. Best burger ever. Intuit quickbooks helps Small Businesses be more successful with payments, payroll, banking and live bookkeeping. If i could be you for just one hour if we could find a way to get inside each others mind walk a mile in my shoes walk a mile in my shoes well before you abuse, criticize and accuse walk a mile in my shoes greg some say blessing, others say curse. 2020 make you better or worse. Maybe too soon to tell, but it was probably a mistake to sell my face mask business. Didnt see a market for that stuff. Anyway, if youre feeling worse for the wear, to help you turn things around in 2021, here are the tips. Reduce time on social media. Havent heard that one before. Waking up earlier. Learning new skills. Breaking new ground. Finally, buying my book. I added that. Without my book, this list is meaningless. Take a relaxing bath like my roommate, scott. Greg this is an interesting question because we never get a chance to ask if we are and better person or a worst person after a period of time. You know what i mean, jonathan . We dont do that. So, are you a better or worse person after 2020 . I think i realize because im married now, i have the potential of becoming a better person. I wouldnt say im there yet and ill tell you why. In my decorative coach im giving advice. But it turns out your wife doesnt want your advice i just learned that. But i learned that she gives good advice. Things go better for me when i take that advice. I have great hope for this next year. To become a better person. Greg you should be working on a screenplay treatment on your life is living the priesthood and find out youre serving a higher being. [laughter] is a good idea. Tyrus is like yeah, whatever. Hey, tyrus, are you a better or worse person . 50 50 split. Im better in some stuff but ive become very judgmental. Ive joined the old ladies like, look at her. Didnt wash her hands. No social distancing, but whats wrong with that person . The neighbors, oh, five people in the front yard, selfish ive become that guy greg you know what it is, and something inside all humans that you just need the opportunity to be judgmental and youd have to find it. Reality tv greg your mr. Wilson ive been half the sweater, my hands dont fit in them. Greg kat, better or worse . Becoming a better person with every passing moment. Im in the workplace, im not going to diminish my own value. Greg youre doing this in case anybody at fox is watching you . I just care too much. Greg carley . I echo kat, found the guy changed all that much. I guess im a little more grateful. Never think that you would be another situation where you possibly run out of toilet paper. Looking forward to a time where thats not a possibility, which is going to happen next year. Greg i dont know if im better or worse, but i know that im lucky as hell. The fact that, just working, being in a profession, got to be, media is a profession that actually does better when people arent doing well. Thats a very sober and interesting sad the thought, just get out of my head because i was feeling bad. But i lost 40 pounds wow greg im less of a person. Im not better or worse, im less of a person. Physically. Greg up next, new years resolution. Do them or screw them . Honey honey . New nyquil severe honey is maximum strength cold and flu medicine with soothing honeylicious taste. Nyquil honey. The nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever best sleep with a cold medicine. Todays discussion will be around sliced meat. Moms want healthy. And affordable. Land o frost premium no added hormones either. Its the only protein ive really melted with. Land o frost premium. Fresh look. Same great taste. Greg resolutions, should you do it or just say screw it . Thats okay, screw it, every year, shows do segments on resolution and why . Because the shows are pretaped and they can do real news because it gets old really fast. So, instead, you do something called evergreen topics which can hold for a week at a time. Like a story on resolutions. Okay, resolutions. They are hard to stick to. And certainly a lot harder than sitting on the couch covered into dorito dust watching the vampire diaries for the tenth time. Right, kat . New Research Shows that key to keeping a resolution is how you phrase it. And saying i will try to do something works better than i will. In the new year, ill try to start pronouncing microwave this way. I still need a bit of milk that ive warmed in microwave. Greg microwave. I believe she sober. All right, your resolution . Last time we did this, i said eating more apples and i successfully completed the task so much so that chris is sending me free apples. I will keep the apple party going and eat greg apples are almost the perfect food. They come in their repackaging come up with them in their pockets, wipe it and eat it, little seeds in the middle so you can plant more trees if you run out of apples. Its an allinone package. I dont think anybody has pointed it out before but im the first person. That in the entire industry. Things get stuck in your head, greg. They get stuck in your head and its hard to get them out. Greg it is, fourth time in the show you got things stuck in your head. Mental constipation. I like somebody who said the best way to complete a resolution is to rephrase it. It is supposed to be i will start to do this. Thats an easy resolution because all you have to do is start. I will start to lose weight. I will start. I fulfilled a resolution, im done. I think thats just kind of a snowflake kind of explanation. Im getting very critical and old age old age. Greg i like this version of jonathan. Very unforgiving for a life coach. You know, when im going to try to do is im not going to tell my wife this, but im going to write down shes not going to watch this. She knows im on it, shes definitely going to watch this. Im going to write down things that i think she would think which would be good for me to improve upon. Thats the value of marriage, you improve and help the other person improve. Because im not going to tell her im doing this, because then i wouldnt want to do them. And then shes right. Im going to write down, these are the things she thinks would be an improvement. Im going to start to do them. Thats great. I said apples and youre going to honor your wife. Thanks, man. [laughter] going to be a long night in my house. Greg carley, resolutions . Im not big on resolutions, although a reoccurring resolution and i never can do it is remembering peoples names. I just want to get better at that. I know, dont put me on the spot. But i think if theres any year where everybody can give themselves a pass and not make a resolution, this is the year. Go with the bare minimum. Weve been through a lot a lot. Greg good point. Kat, anything . Do you find the topic . I dont do resolutions look, its not a way that i can see how to improve, the little voice telling me im not good enough, every day, every year. So, im not going to, im not going to do a resolution. No, actually, im going to wake up every morning and im going to start every morning by meditating on how i can be the best employee on Fox News Channel that i was the day before that. Okay, can i change my answer . I said apple and everyones having a life moment. Greg when you lose weight, the only thing in your head is gaining it back. I hate that. Get an expensive suit, make it to measure and say im not going to get for because i want to fit into the suit. Greg but i like it tight. Titer the better, okay. My trees, make a almost eden, where its all my families comes with their wishes and dreams, like a Christmas Tree for my daughter. I will work at this successful and this channel, fox news, will depend on me and me alone greg youre going to work longer and stay longer at the office. Youre going to come in on weekends. Youre on a mission. Going to go to a third world country make it second world country. And thats my resolution. Top that. Greg you should probably go to california. Yeah, thats where im thinking. Greg quotes of the new year, next. Dont go anywhere. If i could be you and you could be me for just one hour if we could find a way to get inside each others mind if you could see you through my eyes instead of your ego i believe youd be surprised to see that youve been blind walk a mile in my shoes walk a mile in my shoes yeah before you abuse, criticize and accuse walk a mile in my shoes walk a mile in my shoes well before you abuse, criticize and accuse walk a mile in my shoes. Greg not much time left in the show not much time left in the so were the year so lets end on a tourist. We found herself stuck at home with nothing much to do. 2020 was a tough year, a happy time for a few. We worried for our loved ones, we stayed in separate rooms. Work from home in sweatpants and learned to meet on zoom. No dining out, no haircuts, nothing on the silver screen. We were our masks and hunkered down and wished for a vaccine. We thank our first responders, brutal years ago and now last we look ahead and fill ourselves with hope. From all of us we wish you joy, good fortune and some wealth and most of all we wish you peace in covid19 free good health. Better days of back to normal, but raise a glass, good riddance 2020, we kick your sorry ass. Cheers, everybody. I want to thank jonathan morris, happy new year, everybody. I love you, america. Hello, im Lawrence Jones with Jessica Karloff and lisa booth. New years eve in new york city, but five. We are finally saying goodbye to what many think was one of the worst years ever. Lucky people across the world are getting their 2021 on and ringing in the new year in places like new zealand, australia and japan but we are still counting down here in america