Standing at a fork in the road. I hope he accept more cliches. He can kill two birds with one stone. What if he beat a dead horse . We are lucky he didnt say its time to cut the. How did the media handle all of their antitrump bio regurgitated by people more famous than they are . The but it was history shaping. The history making speech of Kamala Harris and history shaking speech by president obama and extraordinary speech. This may have been the most powerful address a president ial adjust to the nation. Michelle obama started talking and it was like a moment passed and it was over. She is absolutely riveting. She delivered epics shade. Greg i think think i have to rinse myself off. That guys like old faithful like they were watching it on a drug called stupidity because for normal people the convention carried out the joy of traffic school. I have witnessed more exciting flight skates free the only reason a true over obama is because hes repeated their script all petty emotion of full facts. Complementing obama complements himself and then there is a stab at comedy. Literally they killed comedy. What do you think about Kamala Harris speech last night . It was tremendous. I was so happy for her. Shes fabulous. I cant wait to see her debate occurred Vice President micah pines. Its pronounced upon that belief. Some kind of the foreign name . Not very american something. Thats what people are saying, strongly. Greg who said lets leftist cant be fun it . I can watch that version of abbott and costello or ever. Its their parents brand of bridge night. Everything. If only they gave speeches slightly more exciting. Same of Michelle Obama and Bernie Sanders warned us if trump is reelected things will get even worse. Thats why we need unity now more than ever. Dysfunction irresponsibility and the trail. Continuing to follow that path will have terrible consequences. Donald trumps not grown into the job because he cant. Nero fiddled while rome burned. Greg if i. At thats how would look. With the convention has three goals want to make a referendum on trumps personality. After all its a thing that can be measured on Michael Moore casualties or the economy by focusing on and measured offers no need for proof right captain curve . The oval office should be a place. Instead of the storm center is chaos. Wanting us to change his determination to shift the blame. Greg that was your goto guy on conduct a guy who used the oval office the way s. B. Uses plain. Awesome but after weaponized in the me too movement they welcome the halloffamer. How do we know he [speaking spanish] when he did that . His wife showed up wideeyed and really wideeyed. This cant be another would have, should have come a could have election. Joan campbell can win by 3 million votes and still lose. Take it from me. Greg we did take it from you fair and square. You always know when crazy faces talking. Every dog in every house retreats to every corner in revenge for its hard to take world lectures from people who coddle creeks for so long. I want to start by thanking Harvey Weinstein for organizing this amazing day. That this was possible because of harvey is a wonderful human being, good friend and just the powerhouse and the fact that he and his team took the time to make this happen for all of you should Say Something not about me or about this place but about you. Greg everyone knew harvey was lying but he was liberal slime and liberal slime can do anything it wants to anyone that wants. Now they are second strategy pretending the violence in our city doesnt fit as they condemn trump for his conduct. You acknowledge the chaos would be to admit their guilt but after conflating criminality with minority they now falsely believe to fight crime is just Like Fighting minorities what its actually the reverse. The democrats urge her races. They think i nor is want less law and order and fewer cost . Thats wrong so the wonder they the havoc in a meeting of the ongoing violence as is a reminder that voting for trump could pleer life in danger that its the true make the George Floyd Riots look like a Church Social which brings us to joe. The third anniversary of the events in charlottesville to close your eyes and remember what he saw television and seeing those neonazis and klansman and White Supremacists coming out of fields with lighted torches of veins bulging spewing the same antisemitic heard across europe in the 30s. Remember what the president said when asked if he said they were called back very fine people on both sides. Greg anyone with a pair of eyes and a transcript knows trump actually said this. Im not talking about the neonazis and the White Nationalist because they should be condemned totally. Greg you as talking about o. Sides of the monument debate but the media did that. Its more than wrong. Its dangers to do that. We are living in unstable times with the pandemic of the season racial complex study think reviving a three open so they can push a lie up the pitch race against race is healthy for america . The bidens ollman america toward a race worth. He pushes the sick light the puts millions of harms way while not lifting a finger to stop the National Crime wave. Its a dark message that the media pretends is airy and light. Media savior drew blood elise van jones was on it. We are prepared for to be you dont have to make anything up tonight. Joe biden did that thing tonight. Unbelievable. Greg wow thats honest. We were grateful that joe didnt his pants and run it in his blood. Cnn the parents of a hockey game clapping for the clumsy kids scoring against his own team. Look joe can. They [blank] for dump trump as obvious data refutes it. Blue states have twice the numbers with fewer cases than red states. Our democrat governor allowed thousands of red zones to become infected and die. What did trump do . The shutdown travel got a zillion ventilators. He sent the hospital shift to a city ward in an incident which was then ignored by the governor because hed rather not do anything lifesaving that makes trump looks good. He flowed kesha to get them through the pandemic and set the table for america to ignore this disease by delivering the best economic numbers in u. S. History. But none of this matters because reality doesnt matter. We live in a fantasy world of denial accosted by complicit media that allows beatings by writing democrats and extremists who continue. Shootings rising to the suburbs. Its going to get worse until the Democrat Society gets better meaning joe wins. Its extortion plot against you and me. The only thing you can do is prevent the worst which is the democrats very best. Lets welcome bernard. Greg feeling blue than get a host of tom shillue is the chief chief of staff and making electric comedian and writer Michael Loftus as deep thoughts. Host of fox nation kat timpf. May be colossal but he is smart as jon host of an upset on fox nation tyrus. Tom have you learned anything from the convention . I learned so much from your monologue, so many great points in your point about the president s personality not only is it not measurable its fixed so the president admits that. Thats why when he campaigns uses you might not like me but youll have to vote for me thats the best campaign mind the president has because people our day know what they feel about trump the democrats had to take that a run it. Their job was to say look forget about the presence personality. This is what we are going to do for you and they never did it. They continued on his personality which is totally fix cant change peoples minds about it and watching the obama is in the way people think they breathlessly talk about their ball must. Im in the minority but i was never impressed with obama as a speechmaker. I think hes boring. Hes boring now and it was boring when he is president reminds me theres always the comedian like this a Successful Community dances on stage and the crowd is kind of laughing breeze comfortable on the stage but no act. Nothing you remember about them and nothing anyone cometh the talk about a bomb and they say hes such a great speechmaker. What did he say . The dont know what he said. They dont know. They can tell you his act. Greg michael what was this week like for you . First of all i didnt think i was going to get attacked by tom shillue. It was horrible. I have to think they are still cleaning the diet coke off the walls of the oval office. This is craziness. I wish i could have been there with him to see his dude i know guy needs someone to hang out with him to go like dude, i know. It was like watching a crazy exgirlfriend talk about you. Night after night that after night after hes not nice. Now youre talking about me. It was great when barack and how many takes do you think joe biden speech took seven, eight or nine takes . Life liberty and you know the thing. Cut, tried again from the top joe. It was the shortest speech in recent history i would. Somewhere. Kat well was the highlight are the low light for you . The low light for me was when, came out and there was a voiceover calling her a fire for ending mask incarceration which she has contributed to mask incarceration. How do you get a voiceover like that when you didnt lock up nonviolent people and i was thinking that is how i wish the guest interest on the show worked. Make me sound better than i really am so i have a few suggestions. She grows that hair on her own and shes not addicted to her phone. Shes far more beautiful than the waves of thailand and shes never been dumped at coding the island at my personal everett shes far too brave brainy nerd and she makes jaws dropped with her voluptuous curves. Greg wow prettify would have used any of those i would have been fired like that. She gets it. Walk into a room complete opposite of the horrible thing you did. I didnt know that was the thing. Id like to walk into a room like that. Greg me to. Tyrus did this run over anybody . I feel like im dr. Evil in an austin powers movie. I keep shaking my head going you just dont get it, do you . You had momentum. You had all these things going in your favor and then you go ahead and run a telethon with celebrities. How many times have we told you celebrities dont make people vote. Actually they do, they make them vote for the other side. You just dont get it. Luckily for me the nba playoffs were on so i had to keep checking the scores because i just couldnt do it. The next time you are going to do a convention maybe dont make it the mtv music awards or getting a music award this year. I didnt get any of the song and literally one of them was like is that all we are watching tonight . Literally before we started the show at the end of your monologue where my white guys that . People would be like thats really insensitive. Double standards are absolutely ridiculous and the other thing is i cant wait to find out their speeches because the introductions are literally thanking everybody so i apologize to the panel for not thinking you all for your caucasian messenger individual struggles or participate in them. I do empathize with your issues caused by your caucasian nest loss of hair classes short on rhythm. The list goes on and on and i just want to say im proud of you all. For being here today despite your obvious inequities, so thank you. I applaud you. Greg im crying inside and out in one that we must move on. We have more and more. How should he play it . We have got some advice. You lo. Jamie, are there any interesting photos from your trip . You lo. Ouch, okay. Huh, boring, boring, you dont need to see that. Oh, here we go. Can you believe my client steig had never heard of a home and auto bundle or that renters could bundle . Wait, youre a lawyer . Only licensed in stockholm. What is happening . Jamie anyway, game show, kumite, cinderella story. You know karate . No, alan, i practice muay thai, completely different skillset. Find your getupandgo. Find pants that arent sweats. Find your friends. Find your sense of wander. Find the world is new, again. At chevy wed like to take you there. Now during the chevy open road sales event, get up to 15 of msrp cash back on select 2020 models. Thats over fiftyseven hundred dollars cash back on this equinox. Its time to find new roads, again. Its totally not the same without you. We miss your lets do this look. The sound of your laugh cry screams. And how you make every day here the best day ever. We cant wait to get you back so weve added temp checks, face coverings, social distancing and extra sanitizing to get the good times going again. Were finally back, and cant wait until you are too. Buy now and get two days free at the parks. Restrictions apply. Its now time for trump to the republicans who make the case for the prison next week. Listed secrets include fresh with settlements with scene in which new posts and Mark Mccloskeys charged with unlawful use of a weapon for trump has lots accomplishment defeating isis of jobs numbers were for the pandemic and an economic recovery now. Did you know we call it the super v . We call it a super v rates is no longer v trades a super v and they didnt think that could happen in their probably not happy about it. Greg trumbull probably talk about the wall. Walls are one thing that doesnt change pretty much for forgetting anything else . Two things dont change, walls and wheels. You can come back in 2000 years from now and two things will still be around wheels and walls. Greg is right about that and he no trump wants to hit back at every insult starting with bidens her home. Is real home is a place he never leaves any more. He never leaves. Greg dont give away the store there. Save some material for next week or what a contrast to. The dnc loves to show off their star power but arent saved doesnt need mopey pop stars per day of term. Hes more interesting than angry after. He has to be soft on crime cops hardworking americans often radical leftists capitalism and tough on the border. There you go. Michael any advice . I grew with you 110 . Trump is does. Doesnt matter who he gets to be on stage at the convention did the medias going to hate a pretty good introduced jesus himself and youd have people freaking out over at msnbc like what happened to jesus . Joe biden is like i went to school with jesus. I dont think i was him. Just post the whole thing and show clips from the dnc debate like jon madden talking about football. Look at barack and look at what rock iraq is saying here, thats crazy. It could be awesome. Greg thats a great idea but tyrus what michael is saying requires that trump is on every night. People will tune in or hamidi cant just have other people on. He will have to be there. I dont know where the you have been great or the last four years but he is on tv every night. I think it should be about 15 minutes long and he should come out and behind him have that huge board of his accomplishments and say throughout the w and walk off. Literally dont give them anything. If you are going to say anything say everything is on the last three days im not going to do that. You wont be a look to compete without even knowing you call it the pageantry of whining that was four years long. Cnn had nothing else. If you mix it they really want to punch you in the mouth. You cant get away from it so they should just keep it short and sweet and stick to the rally and have him drop the mic and walk out. Dont try nothing. Just stick to what got you to the dance and move on. Greg one tactic is that this means winning. I got it from tyrus. It means winning or a missing finger. Kat any advice . More reptiles. I dont go to convention unless im being. Just call up sandman. Where replacing you with the gila monster. One thing i want to mention you didnt mention someone who would be there is alex johnson. Trumps tweet at her sentence and now shes free because of him and only because of him. Thats stark contrast to dnc side we have a random voiceover saying someone is something they are not and that the rnc there is an example of somebody who is free and getting a Second Chance because the President Trump and thats really powerful. Greg is a g silence . I have learned something through kat. Spare im your gal. Greg okay tom, what say you . We saw the clip of him and he had people there cheering and laughing. I think therell be a lot of consultants saying lets keep the crowds down to 10 or 20 people. He should find a way to get them distance or whatever he has to do pretty sure that the rally and have people applauding also i think you should say two things but i will never shut down the economy again and i will never mandate masks. He should say both of those things. Right now the democrats are all in and i know they will never give up on this mask think that the democrats can empower people are going to be Wearing Masks forever. He should say theres going to be in an sifis mask thing. Greg in summary i think he should talk about the economy, law and order definitely law and order but the focus and beyond as much as possible and thats all ive got. Dont make it look like a telethon. Do not make it look like a telethon. Coming up hookers and pizza or what i call wednesday. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. I thought it had to be thick to protect. But new always discreet is made differently. With ultrathin layers that turn liquid to gel and lock it inside. For protection i barely feel. New always discreet. Im Ashley Strohmier. Another grim milestone for the coronavirus pandemic for the death toll surpassing 800,000. More than 23 Million People around the world irks with the buyers according to data from Johns Hopkins university and the u. S. More than 176,000 people have died and 5. 6 million are battling the virus. U. S. Leads world in total number of cases and deaths. Brazil is second in indias third. Minnesota is not a third state that an outbreak of coronavirus cases to a motorcycle rally in south dakota. At least 16 cases are tied to that massive rally held earlier this month. Cases reported in subsequent nebraska. People who are attending the events are told to look out. Im Ashley Strohmier now back to the greg gutfeld show. For News Headlines go to foxnews. Com. Greg zero codevilla fellow at the german bordello. After months of the shutdown in Berlin Germany brothels are up and running so customers can still get an rubdown or as its known in europe the bill clinton. Im bill clinton and i approve this massage. Greg me a while in philly the citys annual bike ride has been canceled. Organizers are calling it off was the safest we went to the bicycle for comment area did finally covid kills another classic up to three to pizza hut restaurants are set to permanently close replaced by a british guy named leon. Another two minutes. Oh my gosh lico. Greg no sympathy here. Kat we need to keep this clean so the show editors arent stuck here until sunday editing out jokes about hookers and cyclists. Go kat. Im moving to berlin. I really am moving to berlin. They have more freedoms in some areas than we do. I get that we have in portland that we dont that they dont have like free three the whole bondage club a few weeks ago like they were like just wore a mask and now with the brothels they are saying okay we can open but you cant sing for money just yet the people are protesting this too by the way. They are very upset. We arent going to take that and i love that adults can decide what to do with their own adult audience. Theres no reason that germany should be beating us in freedom in any area. Greg they are taking the germ out of germany. Hey tom brothels in general its so contradictory that thats how its been all along, right . Yes and maybe i would go to one of these brothels. If there was no could safely go and maybe he could order a copy. I do like conversation greg maybe get a manicure. 100 wholesome interaction in a brothel would be a heck of a lot of fun but some of these other things. I wish they had the bike ride because how special that would be to see these people on bikes with masks on. To be say. Greg but thats a contradiction. Its like you can protest that you cant pray. You can stay in lockdown if your home but you cant sit inside of a restaurant. Drive me crazy, tyrus would he make of this . Its all connected. My biggest fear would be the reopening of the brothel. A lot of recanceled and salvage marriages will be in jeopardy because hahne i just went there for the conversation i just need to get some stuff off my chest and now hes not going because they cant have. He would be breaking his promises. A lot of people who use that excuse. Your honor yes i was at a brothel but i was really there to preach scripture. I was asked to not going. It runs the family meal so no one is going to pizza hut restaurants for the sunday family meal anymore because we found out that was not going to the brothel in germany for conversation. The family unit is breaking down and when the machine breaks down nobody works works out anymore so therefore nobodys excited to go on a like ride because dad turns out was actually at a brothel instead of talking which led to no family meals and no group exercises. Greg tyrus just did the circle of life. Rapid up michael. What do you say . A german brothel without is like pete germany. These are the people that invented the only way this to strip away humanity. Its like without the. And i want to say the bike red was a protest because theyd have to wear massproduced have to go all or dont go. Jeff sure you are behind somebody good. I have been on bike ride where they look like they are carrying around two bags of nichols and you dont want to be in the cellulite parade. 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People called at all hours a day making howling noises of the famous character the lord of the rain. Take a listen. Sounds like the voicemails i get from ducey after a few too many brandy alexander is. The woman said she found a prank funny but she still not going back because she found someone new. [laughter] [laughter] pat greg i guess he drew chris sara. Tyrus the fact that he pull a this effort into that maybe his ex was right to dump him. If he put that much effort in the rejection imagine what would have happened if he put that much effort in the actual relationship. This is what guys get all wrong. The only time you get amped up is when the show is over and you go out of your way. See what he did. He came up with the idea that was so brilliant he told it to one of his friends and one of his friends who didnt care that he was being stupid said yeah its a good idea and any google chewbacca and. Off. He probably messed up three or four times by the misspelling chewbacca. Now she is really going to know how heard i am i went through all this time and energy to do this to her and what ends up happening . And updating one of the guys of the chewbacca founding voices. Nice job breaux, you showed her and he made her famous. Right on, man. I know youre sitting somewhere alone in their moms couch going got her. Got a coach. What a. Greg im not a big fan of pranks. I dont know why. I just find its a lot of effort with little reward. I dont think this was a prank. I think hes doing her a favor. I think she needed this i can only get out if i hear chewbacca. Its horrible. He sounds like pee wee. He decided it didnt work out for him so hes going to find her a good chewbacca. Greg , have to find point out that she is a nun. Tom you dont see mike or vengeful thai. If you ever taken revenge on an ex . I dont think it counts as revenge. The officer loved her and is trying to show her affection by getting all his friends to do is spray right chewbacca impression. The guys a psycho. You have to think what he did he put his exgirlfriend spun number all of the plays. Hes a total psycho. He also parked her car in the lawn and took her wheels off. Greg i didnt know that. The guise of total disaster but it shows you can want to commit a crime may be a psychojust add a cute character and everyone will think you are funny. Greg thats a good point. Kat didnt find this funny either. I do know that about the car. Thats not nice. Is a psychobut not just because he plastered her phone number everywhere or really because he clearly really really really likes star wars. That is a huge red flag. Ill bet you sent some Death Threats my way in 2015. The bad news is this guy got dumped in the good news is he may never get dumped again and the good news is because hell probably never have another girlfriend. The guy who does stuff like this will be the guy who does web idea but im a funny guy. Greg okay and we have to go but i want to get some advice. The best prank on an exis that achievement. New York Times Bestseller looks out but having three successful tv shows being a prank like how bob marrying a beautiful woman how is that for a prank, stephanie . Up next susan b. Anthony is susan b. Difficult. Im happy to give you the tour, i love doing it. Hey jay. Jay . Charlotte oh hi. He helped me set up my watch lists. Oh, hes terrific. Excellent tennis player. Byebye. I recognize that voice. Annie . Yeah she helped me find the right bonds for my income strategy. Youre very popular around here. Theres a birthday going on. Karl he took care of my 401k rollover. Wow, you call a lot. Yeah, well its my money were talking about here. Joining us for karaoke later . Ah, id love to, but people get really emotional when i sing. Help from a team that will exceed your expectations. Greg she gets a reprieve after disciple still grieve. Shirt after President Trump announced he was pardoning susan b. Anthony the folks who ran the susan b. Anthony museum said thanks but no. Who turns down a president ial pardon . The museum went on to explain that anthony was proud of her rebellion and pardoning her would only validate her conviction. Do you buy that or do you think if someone else and had done the pardoning someone not named donald trump the museum would have been over the moon. Dag give that question to you. How many times, tojo to keep your eyes on the road. Ethan. All right kat, go ahead. I am absolutely a major major susan b. Anthony enthusiasts. At my house whenever we do a sham bond its a rule. You know what im talking about. Before you do the shannon bomb you have to dedicated to susan b. Anthony. Greg i had no idea. I had no idea. If you are one person im serious. I started thinking i dont know susan b. Anthony. I dont know if she likes the sham or the bomb site just wanted on the record that when i die i want you to do sham bonks in my honor and do that at my funeral in the prayer cards. Greg im happy shes being pardoned but i still hate her point. I hate her coin. It was a good coin. I love the susan b. Anthony coin. Trump should now pardon the susan b. Anthony museum for the crime of having the worst museum in america. The museum should stop pretending they are the person. Remember they Ann Frank Museum for two years they sent out antiwith trump press releases until they realize wait a minute to anne frank the same as the Democratic Path with the go daddy web site. Tom i have no idea but i remember that though. Tyrus what do you think lacks. Do i have to . I enjoyed the susan b. Anthony coin because thats usually how i settled thats that i lose that im really bitter about. If i have a 4dollar bet i will get a 40 susan b. Anthony and a satchel and ill filled up and throat at the winner. There is your money. Dig that out. I have always associated season b with being like in a bad mood. In the spirit of her i think thats probably why they refuse you know what i mean . s she just looks mad. No smile, no smirk. I would be mad too. I would imagine in the spirit of her they refuse the first time and if you may be worded differently of President Trump start saying things like i will never pardon susan b. Anthony and that all of a sudden the media will jump. How dare you sir are how dare you and then there will be petitions. Then he will go fine, you guys got me on that one. You win. Greg micah with obama had done this in 2010 i think the museum would have cried tears of joy. Absolutely. There would then parade in his honor and they would pave the teeny tiny parking lot and goal. I have great with tyrus. Trump should give her a life sentence now. The electric chair for susan b. Anthony and deliford dollars are now worth 80 cents. Greg you know it kills me . That coin it shows you how your frame of mind can change have the coin you want to upload it and if the person rejects it at the store you get really angry. But then when somebody tries to give it to you you are the same way refuse it so it depends on what side you are on. Not me. I love suzie b. I can vote even with the now. Its great for the tooth fairy. Thats what tom says. It must be nice to be your house. It is, it really is. Greg more show, next. [ thunder rumbles ]. [ engine revs ] uh, you know theres a 30minute limit, right . Tell that to the rain. [ beeping ] for those who were born to ride, theres progressive. [ beeping ] find your getupandgo. Find pants that arent sweats. Find your friends. Find your sense of wander. Find the world is new, again. At chevy wed like to take you there. Now during the chevy open road sales event, get up to 15 of msrp cash back on select 2020 models. Thats over fiftyseven hundred dollars cash back on this equinox. Its time to find new roads, again. If you havent bought my book yet to buy it now its fell off the bestseller list you need to get it back on. One final thought. I want to apologize to america for all the star wars hate on this show. Thats not who we are. I might. Well said. [applause] george lucas is back in charge and will turn it around. Never a fan of captain kirk. Thank you to tyrus and michael and by the plus it will change your life. I love you America Jesse welcome to watters world im Jesse Watters democrat con job thats the subject of tonights waters word. I didnt want to watch the Democratic National convention. I did it only because i get fade to. But i need a raise for hazard pay at least because after this week, it was just nuts. Apparently america is living under apartheid. We are confronting systemic racism. Racism. Systemic racism. President racial justice. Systemic racial injustice. By systemic racism. Racial inj