Programming possibly describing to them much ado about nothing is it nothing a group of arsonist . Look at this nothing what we used to call mayhem but with the media now calls a peaceful protest. Men of this actually happened. Why is it the media will interview anybody to show their handiwork . They will be unstable and scary and that would reflect badly on the movement . It is running cover for because it is there a team. The portland mod is what you get when you inject of the narrative into the undeveloped brains. Check out what happens in the portland mayor who agrees with the writer shows up to lend a helping hand. You should take your advice. Once again how they cant take yes for an answer it reminds me of a classic it from the past. Greg were on your side. That doesnt matter that makes me smile every day. So why are all crimes that in the illegal in a protest what happens if you given . They only get worse any attempt at communication is seen as weakness. The question remains what do you do now . The lives and the media want them to do nothing even as city leaders do nothing everybody thinks the best thing to do is nothing except nothing in the face of crime means more crime that maybe we should let them win the battle because there is a larger were going on at the mob run the democratic cities dental speak up to save their city or maybe not. Let portland be the First American century on city in history to be sacked by a band of teens isnt that what this is a mayor who is also the police chief as an anarchist torching federal buildings and no one there seems to care so why should we . Why should trump . He is in have a cat in the fight with a few thousand people take over just because democrats at their hair on fire that doesnt mean we have to pay to put out. Ultimately people will move out as it gets worse. When you move from portland or seattle or l. A. You have to sign the contract punishable by prison that forbid you from importing those same idiotic policies to your new destination. And in cities everywhere there is a democratic tyrant. Meanwhile the media will dismiss thes events as mere local problems because they call the local problem because calling them a National Problem forces the National Media to do his job. After two solid months of rioting as a local problem defined as a story the media doesnt want you to see meanwhile shootings in chicago debt into other strongholds with the lawlessness. And the media turns their camera away from the carnage in the old days if it bleeds it leads that has changed because he figured out who is more responsible for the new bloodshed. It is them. Lets welcome them tonights guest born in queens and says what he means former nypd officer former secret Service Agent t15. Comedian teethree and she is so fiery she sets off fire alarms wherever she goes, teetw. Shooting pool with the planets and tyrus. If you could pull the switch what would you do its like youre dealing with a terrible child do we kick oregon out of the house . I would do what trump is doing. We have federal agents you just cant let the city fall. Like gladiators. With for Russell Crowe in the beginning we are supposed to be a Civilized Society your intro is great because you had a couple of telling scenes with his hapless mayor running portland who really believes. Do know the hallmark of a nihilist there is no side famous last words in the guillotined im on your side there is no side. They burn stuff in one last point when i was in the secret service when i had an actual job other than those that are sitting in the basement roasting smores we had consequences if we walked the president out and says mr. President it is a peaceful protest in the middle of flaming fires him people getting this not kicked out of them and amass riot you would be fired if not arrested tomorrow but if you have a real job like the portland mayor you can call it a peaceful protest. Greg it looks more real than portland joe, welcome back are you doing . I am hanging in there. Great to be back. [laughter] these people dont seem stable unlike you. I am as cool as a cucumber so it looks really bad for the protesters it looks bad in both scenarios where it is dangerous. Using your mom is a human shield . You people you dont care about as the human shield. And look, i understand people think fox news is biased but check cnn the governor is interviewed by his brother. Go check mike bakers twitter feed he is tweeting a lot of video watch it yourself. Greg it is incredible you can go anywhere on twitter. Tyrus, my dream is to see you interact with the role playing commandos. Would love to send you there but they probably will not let me. Lets dance. Follow your heart. First of all joe i am glad you are back. I missed you. You were taking over for espn was phenomenal top 10000 Baseball Players i went to every one of them. Piggybacking using a mom as a shield they talked about how they were shocked please dont shoot me and singing a lullaby that historically all lullabies are horrible ring around the rosie, pocket full of poseys ashes we all fall down loosely translated burn all the children. So what is fueling this rage . That is not my opinion if not 70 percent and its just crazy and all the reporting we have seen on this and hasnt been as much as political posturing. We are close to an election but there are certain times when it is necessary to put that aside and any situation if it is engulfed in flames definitely qualified and one of those situations. My friend has been on the ground reporting for reason is in a really good job and then tried to appease the protesters. That the federal officers are here you think they would be happy with they started to scream. [bleep] i do agree it is a microcosm of the whole thing. And the liberals just want to sink lower and lower to appease them. And it was that it we dont get surprised of it so low to see to throw that candidate elected in portland. Greg wow. I maintain anybody who leaves portland you have to sign my idiot export caused to go anywhere else. And new york or texas or knoxville or anywhere i will sign it because i will not bring any of my idiot to new york or florida. [laughter] as floridians really appreciate that. [laughter] tuesday is a big day my new book arrives in stores. You can preorder your copy on a copy now at all major book retailers i will be doing a live show at a drivein on sunday august 16 in cape cod massachusetts tickets are on sale now up next Elizabeth Warren busy summer im greg, im 68 years old. I do motivational speaking in addition to the substitute teaching. I honestly feel that thats my calling to give back to younger people. I think most adults will start realizing that they dont recall things as quickly as they used to or they dont remember things as vividly as they once did. Ive been taking prevagen for about three years now. People say to me periodically, man, youve got a memory like an elephant. Its really, really helped me tremendously. Prevagen. Healthier brain. Better life. With Td Ameritrade tools, and help from pros. Its almost like youre training me to become an even smarter, stronger investor. Exactly. rocky theme music fiftysix straight, come on thats it, left trade right trade. Come on another trade, i want to see it more 80sstyle training montage . Yeah. Happens all the time. Greg as lawmakers try to hammer out another economic coronavirus package liz wants everyone to know what should be in the bill. She wrote up a to do list that included childcare provision, eviction moratoriums and a brandnew pony. But she did add canceling student loan debt. What that has to do with cove it beats the hell out of me. It seems like another freebie for those who dont need it. He claims he has narrowed down the vp choice to for women of color Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, and liz warren. Every shade of white. Now a key policy advisor to biden talking on the phone every two days that sounds like fun. Say hello to your husband Richard Burton spent just because you havent seen me on tv doesnt mean no one is asking. To my talking to . And then invading with the coronavirus. Yes. I love that if there is a riot they can show up and seeing the greatest hits hotel california. Somebody has sex for several hours. What about time travel . Should we legalize that quick. I just came back from the jurassic era. For the tyrannosaurus rest on tyrannosaurus rex. Thats my son. Okay. Does Richard Burton know about that . As a person of color does liz stand a chance . No. Certainly not for vp and i have some questions about the key policy advisor thing. On the one hand you can say she stands for moderates because she was super left before she focused full time on sucking up to joe biden but you also have to wonder she has been so desperate about it that is she really having influence the x you are a key policy advisor like the tile there was to help you put the table together with a power drill and you say help me sleep you are doing such a good job mommys little helper just so she would leave them alone im not sure i feel how involved she really is. Greg thats a good point. Joe is joe and an embarrassment to joe. I dont think so because i will say why is elizabeth out there talking more about joe biden than joe biden is . We are in a situation now where people say we are borrowing many against our kids future and i think thats true anymore. With 1 trillion a month we are borrowing against the idea that money is real. Like peter pan. And with that economic calamity with inflation. Thats not a joke i was waiting for the punchline. [laughter] so joe claims hes picking his running mate from for black women. He states that. Isnt that racist . I long feared my sins would come back to visit me. I think joe has any clue who his vp is. I think he slid a no under the door in the basement and set it down to four. Let you know more later. I dont think hes allowed the process i get it down to five know for. [laughter] i have for. So he will be just as surprised when he finds out who his vp is but then what we talked about with dad journalistic espionage, they are clever and tricky. Great point because im sure twitter and instagram. It is a combination of fairy dust. Because i know in the next segment you will have to apologize to leave them out of that story. Greg if they really wanted a far left candidate wouldnt that have been the choice so why would joe think this is a good idea to hang out with her when she was soundly rejected . I dont get that. The whole money fairy thing perplexes me because seriously. Where do they think the money comes from . I am a reasonably smart guy. So how does that work so when the government spends money where do they get it . That i have these guys in my backyard. Can you imagine explaining to them how they are lifting these those College Bills from duke at harvard i love to hear it. In such a great point in the inner cities and yet we are helping out people who can afford college. The uppermiddleclass white students will get a free be and then to go to other people than that. We have to talk about it what do you think . I dont see it. Live from americas news headquarters three powerful storms that is in the us in the caribbean this weekend. Lashing the texas coast with torrential rain and gusty wind and coastal flooding with possible tornadoes. The first hurricane is a double whammy for the state also with the surge of coronavirus cases in major damages reported. Why he is bracing for pacific hurricane President Trump has already approved an emergency declaration. Flash flooding is expected in remnants of Tropical Storm moving across the southern caribbean dumping is much as 3 inches of rain but it is weakening and watches and warnings have been canceled. Now back to the greg gutfeld show for all headlines log on to foxnews. Com. Greg it is time once again 59 percent dont plan to renew their gym membership like free fitness apps and a new thing called going outside. Doctor fauci throwing out the first pitch at the nationals game. Doctor anthony fauci. I have not seen a pitch that bad since Jeffrey Dahmer tried to sell me a cookbook. Lets focus on the pitch. Im sorry. When that guy will operate on you. Answer the question go ahead. [laughter] i have a theory that he knows. And hes capable to be embarrassed. I had to steal my first for ari. We live in a society somebody has to be the good guy somebody has to be the bad guy and President Trump is the bad guy and now doctor fauci is this month super good guy. And there is a great person but now hes looking not as steady as he should be at least he wouldve gone straight im not saying you have to be an athlete to be a doctor but you should be able to thread the needle. I guess you could argue to socially distance from the plate. The what tyra said is hilarious. Youre going in for openheart surgery and seven plays a video in the office . He is right you are pulling out. As a guy has run out to first pitches here is the golden rule launch that slb like there is no tomorrow. Thats the rule. You could practice before hand does he deserve ridicule . And walking into that situation. I dont care not even whose girl whose jobs it is. Not really. And be having a bad day. Its not true. But this jim story im upset we did the story because the headline made me feel better. Because ive been very sedentary in quarantine and then congratulations i have gained about 5 pounds now my body resembles mcauley cloaking people bettering themselves in quarantine bribes me the wrong way. Keep it to yourself. Thats terrible from the guy who has lost 40 pounds. Im talking about you. I know. Do you have strong feelings on couch he pitch . May be spent all this time studying now this whole jim thing. Thats true. I will never go to a gym again. Because now the gym is for people who really need it and use it. No longer have spectators. You need to get the ass out of the gym anyway. Are you going to break that down . So its really great. You are a gym snob. You are a gym monster. The weirdest story of 2020. Was that good . Line the desert never lies. Isnt that what i said . No you were talking about allstate and insurance. I just. When i. Lets try again. Everybody back to one. Accident forgiveness from allstate. Click or call for a quote today. vo jack was one of six million pein need of a home. Ers he found it in a boy with special needs, who also needed him. As part of our love promise, subaru and our retailers host adoption events and have donated 28 Million Dollars to support local animal shelters. Were proud to have helped over 230,000 pets so far. Changing the lives of dogs like jack, and the families who adopt them. Subaru. More than a car company. I have the power to lower my blood sugar and a1c. 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Were committed to helping ensure trulicity is available and affordable. Learn more at trulicity. Com. Im an associate here at amazon. Step onto the blue line, sir. This device is giving us an Accurate Temperature check. Youre good to go. I have to take care of my coworkers. Thats how i am. I have a son, and he said, one day im gonna be like you, im gonna help people. Youre good to go, maam. I hope so. This is my passion. If i can take of everyone who is sick out there, i would do it in a heartbeat. Greg a hostage situation our film recommendation . The crisis in the ukraine had a happy ending after the Animal Rights activist took 13 people contacted one captive on the best. They demanded ukrainian president recommend the country watch the 2005 documentary earthling that was the only demand after speaking the president agreed to address the nation and a facebook video. And then he surrendered in a 12 hour standoff with police. All people are alive speaking of recommendations with the new book the plus available this tuesday wherever books are sold. I learned of a new movie i will never watch for one i would recommend. I am disturbed by that. Teethree, here are Holding People hostage . I have done a better job negotiating what else could i have gotten . And connecting Leonardo Dicaprio to join society in the wilderness for all the rules of the society and then they have anarchy that selfdestructs. And then they would try showgirls. Greg what would you have recommended . And then it brings it back to the time in my life and behind my moms back. And then to catch me watching something with explicit language. But i get test when people that want to watch with me ive been called extreme before and i knew i was a showgirl. You are chill. I love this kidnapper because the demand was so easily met. What is your demand . I know if he thought that through it was more ideological with a helicopter. That would be the greatest piece of cinema ever. And then that would be overthetop with Sylvester Stallone. This is the greatest bad movie of all time. And that i just want to say people always ask me how biggest high risk in the real world hes not as big as tyrus. I am 6foot 1 inch and 220 they dont call him meteor they call him planet tyrus for reason. He could be Sylvester Stallone hands down. If he did the movie recommendation that the demand was so valuable because he made such a possible demand. What would you recommend . I dont think they complicated that we are missing a key point he will still get shot in the head for this. This will not end well for him. And then in Blazing Saddles and then they can laugh and then have to apologize for laughing and then i can laugh. This is one of the greatest movies of all time it is racist and misogynistic and the best part about it is everybody gets it. And unfortunately and that they have to look back. And they want to take everything away. And then it would be saddled than just a 90 minute version. You dont know what race they are. That is legit. I would pick its a great movie called the plus but i would suggest reading the but before you see the movie it is amazing it never stops it comes on a few months. My favorite story is next. Greg winner winner. And Chicken Nuggets in a lab a company in russia will make a three d printed version this fall. Kfc wants to reduce the environmental footprint why not try different kinds of meat . So what do you make of three d printed chicken . Let me say that nuggets are not already three d printed. But then the mcdonalds nuggets are all shaped the same chickens all have the same. So i was stunned. Get back to me when they can print day brisket. Thats my favorite. I hope you have some room in your heart for a chicken i get made from a printer. The famous ball with the mashed potatoes and the fried Chicken Nuggets and the cheese you sit and eat on the floor in the airport but everything is right in that moment that kfc wants to better the earth. It ruins that. But nobody eating kfc at least in that moment is worried about that. Only people otherwise. The chicken is better than you actually. That has to play a psychological role. It comes down to one thing its about opportunity and you can do anything you want in this country. You can print whatever you want it all comes down to one word and it is freedom. If you want a three d chicken eat it. And when you go to the store the same as regular paper and there is a hamburger and double burger pattys of you have a group of people coming to the house and that i only have three sheets of chicken left. Just use regular paper they wont notice. What do you do when you are running short . Thats my only concern i couldnt help but noticed its like three d chicken taste like regular checks on the regular chicken. They dont want to drink with their three d chicken. And even want to think what that is like. There are too many what have views and what not. Isnt a three d printer a fancy way to say deep fat fryer . You put something in and it spits out a hunk of flesh. Like this book i was reading. But three d meet is great. It was so much like me to it was impossible. And it tasted very possible. [laughter] and then they found a way to get around that. And then to be more innovation. If it is a chicken i will buy it. I think we should invent new meet. Yk just wait for something that tastes like marshmallows and peppermint . It is just like me. Mystery meat. Going to shut up and more after this. Is that a good idea . One of the ways i do that is to get them out of the home. Youre looking for a grout brush, this is garth, did he ask for your help . No, no. No. We all see it. We all see it. He has blue hair. Okay. Blue. Progressive cant protect you from becoming your parents, but we can protect your home and auto when you bundle with us. Keep it coming. You dont know him. When you bundle with us. Is that if youre not wexpecting the shock,t and the markets fall dramatically, you might panic. And in the midst of that panic, you might sell and run to cash. At the very moment, you shouldnt. At the very moment, prices are at their low. Thats my fear. Im not worried about the country. Im not worried about the financial markets, because in the long run, i know theyll be fine. Im worried about you. Im worried about how you will personally respond to this crisis. And even if you dont panic, you may. Greg we are out of time i am greg gutfeld and i love you america. Welcome to watters world. The left is losing thats the subject of waters words democrats will rather fight trump and crime because the democrats trump is the real tscriminal they believe is more dangerous than death democrats can cannot confront crime and violence it went to confronting him in the medias much easier but the truth is they are scared stiff. Chicago turned into a war zone and murders skyrocketed. This last weekend 63 people were shot