How old . Eight. Let me tell you, hes a. He knows Energy Better than joe bidens son. [laughter] so true. Thats not saying much. Hunter biden is in the relocation in his state bathroom. The media continues to rope themselves over phone call. I just told them about to come over and see the fake news. Got to come over and see the fake news. What he did is quid pro quo times ten. Liar. Adam schiff is a corrupt politician. Thats not giving us do process, not giving us lawyers and despite all this, we are kicking their. As mark. We dont deserve him. How did tina cover the artificial impeachment looks accounted for its. The president said over and over, accounted 34 times that the whistleblower was highly accurate. Good for you, young man. How many did you count . Accounted 34 times. The whistleblower was highly inaccurate. How many . Accounted 34 separate times. This is what that guy did with his week. [laughter] could have found 12 will become a hot drink. No, lets count how many times trump has been accurate. Excuse me, ms. I counted 12 freckles on the back of your neck. What are you doing later . [laughter] the dems are worried, especially with everyone and all the moving parts coming to light. The 2yearold tweets by the whistleblower lawyer preaching impeachment and infiltrating cnn in the process, apparently the to have started. Whistleblowers attorney sent in 2017, it has started in the impeachment will follow. From the lawyer. A sleaze ball. He said i predict cnn website a key role in wheeled donald trump not finishing out his first. Can you believe this . It sounds like news. How might cnn tackle it . With account his words or check spelling . Mark theres hamburgers, smoking done, its not that but. The teachers are horrified. Spelling errors growth 188 spelling errors. [laughter] us some hardhitting reporting. Captain pills very. [laughter] i dont even know what that means. But who need well use when titles are out there . Forget your phone networks will epstein revelation. How is it that the Network Demand production for the special whistleblower because he will. But when the bear coverage about molesting, it disappears. It makes you wonder what cnn foot cover intensive real news. What does fdr in writing tell you about it sold . We are about to put a man on the moon but without our astrologers have to say about womens selfesteem . Cnn most avoiding real things in this sea of what is. Are you comfortable with asking foreign entities for he help . Youre comfortable because thats how you think it works. Anything that could help that, with not vote for him. If he was shot, would you vote for him . She liked asking that a little too much. That Mission Statement focused on that things that might happ happen, good things that are. If he shot someone on fifth ave. , would you vote for him . I dont know quite. [laughter] thats a great answer. It would depend on why. Lets hearing the facts first. They could report rob oneill broke into guys house and shot him in the face. It changes when you add the face of bin laden. Adam schiff denounced his public impeachment hearings this book begins with justifying the relevance of the witnesses. Because they are worried. The more think realize the wiki weaker than them. Now adam schiff tries to take a video. I dont feel that great. [laughter] [laughter] vaping. Leonardo dicaprio. I get millennials. Impossible. [laughter] [laughter] remember that the said how inappropriate was to use the word true. Now the lord consented to it twice, give me say it now . I say yes. Its one just the dems would rather burn the house down the do their own dishes. Now adam schiff reenacts his favorite scene. Let me understand this. Maybe its me. Im a little bleak maybe. I am funny, how . Like im a clown . [laughter] i make you laugh . Im here to amuse you . What you mean, funny . Funny how . How it might funny . [laughter] [applause] next week, there will be grand standing and not so grandstanding. It will never be with the dems wanted it will be the russians 4. 0. The public, theyve been through this before. The guy who always invites you for dinner and then tries to get you to buy timeshare. Then with russia, now they are going four thirds. I dont think it will work. Right . Should tries to make a paper airplane. [laughter] labs must. [laughter] the landing. [laughter] lets welcome tonight just. Behavior economics, the most amazing book ive ever read. Scott adams. [cheering] give him liberty. The podcast part of the problem, dave smith. [cheering] always complaining. [cheering] and his top hat is still been daylight savings time. Host of fox nation. [cheering] what are you thinking of this whole impeachment process . I dont think its going anywhere. These are quandaries list persuasions. If you ask them whats the strong one . Now get back to you on that. Nine times zero, thats what weve got. Maybe if we get that tenth one. I cant wait to use out on someone. Everybody has a long list. It works though. Its true. If somebody has one big thing, if they come at you with a list, you ask the most important one and they have to solve that. If they cant, nothing. If you get to the ninth thing, do they say good argument, i give up. No. They start with the first one. Whats the best one . Knockdown down, what you think about the others . No. Crush them. I think i was hypnotized by all that. [laughter] i agree with this guy. I think donald trump is a better chance he gets impeached then the reelection. I dont think its that crazy. Even though theres nothing there. Donald trump is still entertaining. I dont think hes doing a great job but hes a lot of fun. Im sure i would be over. This will get old and then you see the rallies at the other d day. So true. Have you found it riveting . I thought the miss spelling investigation was quite riveting. I wonder how large the team was they have on that. Just like the picture of the dog last week, hes on the same people same trump is dangerous for a monster. Same thing, if i thought he was a dangerous monster, probably wouldnt be talking about that seven. Ted bundy, no the spelling . No. I dont think that was an oversight. [laughter] i think that was because he was a monster. Their goal is to get the office i think the single voter says i was behind him until his misspellings on foot. Television. Can get one supporter to say that. We have to find that one person. They will have to do it then. What are your thoughts on this . I was reminded of previous one is going to talk time. I was dating a school teacher. I remember she was counted ten friends last night. He said the f word 47 times. You wouldnt look at me hold you 13 times answer. I was because youre crazy. Thats what cnn, the girlfriend will help you get to this repaving. They cant leave it alone. I have poor vision with it. Where police come after me, i say, come see me. Lets clear about those things. [applause] last four. Dont go anywhere. [cheering] goal will will will will you will so use your [narrator] meet the ninja foodi air fry oven. Make familysized meals fast, and because its a ninja foodi, it can do things no other oven can, like flip away. The ninja foodi air fry oven, the oven that crisps and flips away. That sofa on tv is iexactly what they need. And now, they know it too. Thats the power of targeted tv advertising. Its smart. It grabs peoples attention. Then they come to my store. Buy that sofa. And leave happy its easy, and its effective. And its why Comcast Spotlight is changing its name to effectv. Because being effective means getting results. Other theories. Thinking moves to join. I wonder if theres any break trump will rather focus. Theres nobody i would rather biggest michael. Liz and bernie the top your body to get billionaires might away. In pubs an actual billionaire. They should jump him and sealed his father in his pants. [laughter] is this something or is it nothing . Making this a nothing. A nothing. Bloomberg soaking up the headlines, what better way than to talk about trump for income tax cuts. 2000. Seamer so system of justice. Amazing. There is actually a commercial. The most uninspiring candidate since carl was elected mayor of tennessee when he was dead. [laughter] did you imagine during career day . She grimaces more than a constipated wrestler. Sorry. [laughter] now she wants to keep kids in school until 6 00 p. M. A familyfriendly school fact to line schools schedules with parents schedules. Right now, reading scores stinks. 35 of fourth graders are proficient. [laughter] is more school the answers . No. Bottom line, theres only one thing you should do after class. Sixty years for that. [laughter] to have a choice. Bloomberg, kamala. What is your pick . To talk about . Not to support . I think Kamala Harris is very charismatic. It was so authentic, she didnt study psychology anymore, then she wouldnt be a cop. I think it was one policy thats the reason for the vast majority of the problems we have, the government controls the schools. The idea that we want to put kids in these government prisons for longer, is the worst thing i could hear them ever proposed. [cheering] if you put someone through 16 years of anything, they should come out as best man. [laughter] after 16 years, secondarily bellhop. You catch a kid at eight should be a navy seal classical violin. But they are not. We are not teaching them anything. Youre not focusing on pellets. Their strategy is terrible. Some democrats are trying to get 16 euros to vote in one of them is trying to jail them for another few hours. I think they thought they would vote democrat. I know, more school. [laughter] Trump Supporters right there. Exactly. How do you feel about bloomberg entering . He is right on a lot of things. Democrats, they are bad. They are really bad. The one whos doing the best, if you ask him, he would say, i dont know. [laughter] thats your frontrunner. Thats the guy running away with it all. They are like no, back over here. I think hes accurate for doing that. I think the reactions from the leaders is pretty good. Thats the democratic party. I think President Donald Trump getting impeached and run again and again. Thats how bad they are. [laughter] [cheering] do you think they should be in school until 6 00 p. M. . The idea here is that some parents, it be better for their schedule. Theres no issue with a need for that. My mom was a School Social worker and she helped with kids after school. I would go with her sometimes and thats great but the problem i have, that should be expectations that the government takes care of your kids all the time. I dont have kids but if i ever did, however that works, i dont think i would say my work here is done. Whos going to take care of us . I know. No, you still have a kid. Its like, take them. [laughter] i dont want my kids in Extracurricular Activities at 10 00 at night. There are families who do need help thats not what shes saying. The standard should be the government is raising your kids for you. I want the government as far away from my kids as possible. Asking kids what they want to do, even if they have ridiculous dreams, fulfill it. I want to be a texas ranger 14 years, you could teach so much in 14 years. I learned nothing. Nothing. Still mad. [laughter] more stuff to come. [cheering and applauding] americas new headquarters, the white house wants to increase u. S. Citizenship locations. The charge for the first time for those seeking asylum. Citizenship would increase more than 60 from 750 to 1170. It could reach 83 for some advocates. Asylum seekers would be charged 50 for applications and for the 90 for work permits. She just 12 taxes on becoming a u. S. Citizen. Her plane crash in west texas from a private line altitude three for 50 gallons of water after the water. The planes got to slow and salt. No serious injuries reported. This happened in september. As bilbo seeks to hook up, bill is doing standup. The longest to her ever hillary and Chelsea Clinton worked on the late show during the monologue i guess they cant afford security. [laughter] he told jokes of their own, if you could call the jokes. Anyone should be telling trump jokes, its me. [laughter] 50 of trumps tweet has been attacked from people. One 100 attacked from the english language. It came out to a total of 6000 tweets attacking people. Even more surprising, only 3000 of them were about my emails. I like that she so but to promote of the eggs. [laughter] repeating america. She made a great reminder, shes not in the white house. Its odd considering how hilarious she was on the campaign trail. Heres proof. I still think about the 2016 election. I still regret the mistakes i made. [laughter] i support our democracy. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. [laughter] will do my best. As your president , to try reaching out to find Common Ground with anybody. Last month im trying to figure out how we get them to go to the polls. [laughter] shes trying to be unfunny . Im not a fan of her, never has been, never will be. She has accomplished a lot in her life to be fed. One thing she has not is ever having a single job land. Ever. Its almost impressive. Theyre capable of being funny on accident or something i have had viruses with a sense of humor. The pokemon go to the polls one, sometimes i cant sleep at night thinking about the fact that happened. She should stop with the jokes do but shes better at, i dont know, drinking chardonnay . She reminds me of the old coworker keeps showing up at work but theres an alumni association. She said the saturn version of David Wilkerson days. You are just being sweet hear. She stopped by. The only saving grace she has is that shes funnier that her daughter. [laughter] i dont like to throw this is take on people but you got to know some of their family, somebody needs to have a family meeting. We are not going on tv anymore no more tv we often. We do america says stop. I know what this is one of 25, race . You left. Not to make the life of her just. No. Twelve should off the insane asylum. I think she genuinely should be present. I felt that for her. The first time i ever felt bad for you. Losing your job, that could be a really tough thing. Imagine if you go up, you would be the most powerful thing on the planet, find out your prize is telling portable jokes on the late, late show. That has to be relevant. It is. We are going about their ratings, by the way. [cheering] we dont have to hold these. We have people. Cap. Thus the sweetest thing ive ever she finds the only skill that trump is also better at. Last month was she going to do unless she has a cast, she doesnt have a plan after that. He should get a catch. Right about that cap. We well be back. [applause] ere. little sis whoa. big sis wow. See that . mom vo sometimes you just need a little help seeing it. vo the threerow subaru ascent. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. [ mu[ sfx slow down ]which continues throughout spot. ] [ sfx speed up to reach 7 Kilometers Per Hour ] s group biopharmaceutical researchers. Driven each day to pursue lifechanging cures. In a country built on fostering innovation. Here, they find breakthroughs. Like a way to fight cancer by arming a patients own tcells. And a new therapy that gives the blind a working gene so they can see again. Because its not just about the next breakthrough. Will now a review of a thing called w. Big names lately, its off the president. Last month, the daughter of a former president , a woman named chelsea. One with happiness the other one was the one with don junior. Please observe. Activist and coworkers, pretty girl woman. Chelsea clinton. The son of the gentleman in the white house. Jt. You did something that triggered a lot of people yesterday releasing the name of the whistleblower. Thats something dictators do. Thank you. You have heard a lot of people. Are you thinking about it . I am not thinking about running. Thank you. I know yelling. Everybody stop, its hard to give. Its a terrific book. [cheering] oh my god. I think they are a little biased. Otherwise known as a circle of hell. Id rather dominate a game of corporal. [laughter] [laughter] yes, doris. Thats the deal. The view . Yes. What you exactly is that . [laughter] we will you even get started. I guess good for them forth going on the shelf because the only thing we are missing pitchforks. I dont know what message they are trying to teach anyone but a lot of hypocrisy in there. Meghan was talking about what your family has done to people. I love john mccain but didnt he get on the boat that killed a lot of people . Twenty how its a really sad show. Thats in the morning time . Its not at 11 00 a. M. Too early for all that hes. I have mike captain barry crouch. They are delivering this argument, the view. Theres a lot of people who said that they cant do that. I dont understand why anyone watches the show. You get one sentence and the crowd goes nuts over the smallest thing. Then they all talk over each other for three minutes. What are you watching here . Its not even just that meghan is saying your family because all these problems. She invoked that family who lost their kid in the war in iraq. Shes like but you need to. I love that hes throwing it back at joy. You are black bait and they all freaked out. But wait a minute, what if i google. No, she didnt. I google her and that comes up. Dont they know everyone would look that . What did they think would happen . Shell be nice but youre trying to sell the book not as good. I believe the audience probably went right to the bookstore. They all get ten copies. Thats still 20 a book. [laughter] even if they burn the book, they still have to buy it. Did you watch the field . Nothing makes me feel like the view. Its a little awkward for me, is a good friend of mine but when i saw she would be on, my first thought was that theres going to be some yelling. Theres never yelling on the show but there was yelling and everybody upset. I was just thinking, they are promoting a book called triggered. [laughter] he could have asked for nothing more. It would have been possible to have dialogue with them but i think would have to with him and calmed her and why do you believe what you believe . He would have been my. Thats all he could have asked for. Joy uses that, they have a free speech. They were going off don junior and he said but i am a comedian. Its like no, the same as you. Is a joke, you owe your phone buzzed. Everyone is responsible for what they say. I would rather have the experience that had the quinces. When someone hates you, theres so much passion that. Dont go anywhere. The next story is they are. [cheering] plus all the gear you need for the harvest. Your adventure starts here. Im happy to give you the tour, i lohey jay. It. Jay . Charlotte oh hi. He helped me set up my watch lists. Oh, hes terrific. Excellent tennis player. Byebye. I recognize that voice. Annie . Yeah she helped me find the right bonds for my income strategy. Youre very popular around here. Theres a birthday going on. Karl he took care of my 401k rollover. Wow, you call a lot. Yeah, well its my money were talking about here. Joining us for karaoke later . Ah, id love to, but people get really emotional when i sing. Help from a team that will exceed your expectations. Ithat car is one of mine. And soon, its going to be one of theirs. But they would have never even known it existed. If it werent for the power of targeted tv advertising. Its smart. It grabs peoples attention. It works. Its why Comcast Spotlight is changing its name to effectv. Because being effective means getting results. If youre always tardy you live long and hardy from School Called harvard key to happiness is to never be on time. Researchers found that people who are constantly late for things tend to live longer, happier lives. Theyre also calm or have lower Blood Pressure and a lower risk of heart disease. Which i guess make sense your lateness is stress the rest of us punctual peel out. Meaning, seriously you only live longer by comparison because conscientious people like me are dying sooner so enjoy your calm happy life people who are always late pep and know that you killed the rest of us. Im always early. Heres me driving to the airport. Six hourses before my flight [laughter] first one there. Scott, you know, you cover a lot of habit of very successful people. I actually show pull at airports before some of them are open. I was wondering about this story because i was late to two interviews yesterday. And it didnt make me happy. I realized i think im doing it wrong. What are they doing what theyre not going there . Right . Im looking for my stuff my bt and they might be doing something enjoyable during that time maybe. Like it is a massive strange crazy orgy that involves food. Thats what i was going to say. Yes. I wish you would have said it and not me now the audience is looking at me weird, dave. [laughter] im in an orgy of food around a bunch of meat. Maybe i should shut up, dave. This is making it worse. Making it worse. Cakes pastries. Efnlings another question, greg. [laughter] does this bother you it means narcissistic careless people are happier, right . But i guess that make sense because if youre not burdened bit fact that youre putting everybody else out then youre going to have a pretty happy life. All right i would here i was running late car late to pick me up and i was pretty happy all of the time. It wasnt a problem so i was really worried that i was going to be late to the show and as i was coming in i saw you filming the five from outside like ill be okay we film that on saturday. Damn it, dave. Oh. Let me reveal greg in a dress dont pay attention. Pay no attention. Attacked are you an early youre early arent you . Yeah. Everyone is late sometimes. You know, like traffic or like your cat throw up in your shoe or high school exboyfriend post wedding photos did he do better or not . In general im actually very early and thats, you know, the reason why the people who are late all of the time if youre late all of the time it is just that you dont care thats why. Because you only have to worry about you are only worried about yourself and not making other people feel, and you know that must make you happier. Because other people can be difficult to deal with at times. Yes. They have emotions like you do. Uhhuh. It is crazy. But it is true. Plus i have to like worry about taking care of my cats. Yeah, it is true thats true. You know i care about everybody some say too much. So im some do say so i show up hours early before everything. Everything and maybe does that mean im going to die young . I dont know. I can speak usually i dont speak for all black people but i know we hate being late so much we invengted time so we wouldnt be late. We literally be there at 7 00 oh thats black time. Thats how much we hate being late. I think studies like this are done by people who are bored with their jobs. And just want to get become at management to make excuse for their own tardiness. Every time ive been late for something that meant something i lost it whether it was a job so free time because you dont got a job now because i dont care how many jokes i crack whats going on guys i just got here. Whats the question where are we at greg. How many week before another dude in this chair beside me . [laughter] dont go anywhere. Well be right back. Im your 70lb st. Bernard puppy, [cheering] hey my focus is on the road, and thats saving me cash with drivewise. Whos the dummy now . Whoof whoof so get allstate where good drivers save 40 for avoiding mayhem, like me. Sorry hes a baby at bayer, were into the golden years. With better heart treatments, advanced brain disease research, and better ways to age gracefully. At bayer, this is why we science. danny s voice of course you donte because you didnt . Your job isnt doing hard work. Its making them do hard work. And getting paid for it. vo snap and sort your expenses to save over 4,600 at tax time. Quickbooks. Backing you. 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Studio audience and i love you, america. Welcome to watters world im jesse watters. Protecting pedophiles for politics. Thats the subject of tonights waters word something is very wicked that is happening in america. A theres a major media blackout on jeffrey epstein, and we know why. The whole thing is starting to make me feel stick to my stomach noww im not going to throat ths story go watters world will pursue it as far as we can. Project blew wide open this week. And they deserve a ton of credit. This was their best work to date. Video of abc anchor amy dishing she had the goods on