Sounds like hes already giving up. 507 days before the election shes telling you to vote for te other guy. I dontng know, but i think thas the opposite of persuasion. Meanwhile that other guy knows the best thing that ever happened to the t farmers. President trump the best thing that ever happened to the farmer s is me. T [laughter] greg i dont know if thats true. I dont know if thats true. But at least hes confident. And thats half the key to success. Never let them see you sweat, right . Joe . What did your mother tell you . My mother would say joey, focus, focus, stay up. Greg talk about setting low expectations. Just try and stay up. [laughter] greg joe, we are trying to stay up. As for w the other guy, he can certainly focus. He can focus on a piece of paper and make everyone else focus on it too. Look, here is the agreement. Its a simple agreement. President trump but here is the agreement its a very simple agreement. Inside here and i would love to do it but you in here is the agreement. Right here is the agreement. Its very simple. Its right here. Thats the agreement that everybody says i dont have. [applause] greg thats the agreement that everyone says he doesnt have and its right there, so screw you. [laughter] greg look its too early to tell if biden is the guy to go up against trump. A poll out this week shows that biden would beat trump in a head tohead match but early polls arent always accurate are they . No. Greg just look at the contrast between these guys. President trump quiet, quiet, quiet. The drew the first note of who stacks the spaghetti sauce in the supermarket and but you control the person who brings out the cart carrying the spaghetti sauce and they can manage. President trump joe biden is a dummy. He is a d loser, obama took him off the trash heap. The president is literally a threat to america. President trump china ate our country alive during obama and biden. They ate us alive. Were Walking Around like President Trump ultimately im always right. [laughter] [applause] greg this is not going to end well. Think of them like Amusement Park rides. I mean, do you really want to ride the biden . Or do you want to ride the trump . Greg i dont even think thats real. [laughter] greg so trump is running the country and the country is doinging well, unemployment is low, trump is getting stuff donald he even has the time to redesign air force one. President trump theres your new air force one, and im building that for other president s, not for me. [applause] greg that is so nice of him. But lets get down to brass tax. Imsay theres a country out thee that has dirt on your opponent, is there anything wrong with listening . Theres nothing wrong withh listening. If somebody from a country, norway, we have information on your opponent . Oh, i think id want to hear it. [laughter] greg especially if its from norway. Norway never says anything. When norway says it knows something, you better listen. But trump gets slack for that even when thats exactly what his opponent did to him and on top of Everything Else on his plate he has to find a new press secretary because sarahs leaving. Dealing with the media is not easy especially with trump as president. You need someone imposing, like two, one sexy, the other sexier, or maybe someone assertive who wont take crap from anyone, if only we could bring back this guy. He put it on and he goes come on, come on, we want to party, lets go oh, that would be amazing. No its got to be someone tough, no nonsense. Oh, i know the perfect choice. [laughter] [applause] here he is. Lets welcome tonights guest. Hes so bright he doesnt needco to buy light bulbs. Campus reform editor and chief and Fox News Contributor lawrence jones. [applause] greg hes the type of guy your parents never warned you about. Not even once. Comedian joe mackey. [applause] greg shes sassy and her eyes are sometimes glassy, host of sincerely kat on fox nation, kat timpf. [applause] greg and she once pole vaulted over pluto, my massive psychic on fox nation. [applause] greg all right, biden versus trump, lawrence from an energy standpoint its like a steam roller versus an empty can of tuna. Thats good. Biden is the guy that was on the playground talking all the crap, remember how he said he would take trump behind the barn and beat him up and all of this and he finally gets in the race and he has his moment and his campaign has been insulating him thee entire time. He flipflops on issues. I dont think the guy has the stamina as the president would say, to beat the president. Yeah, i think theyre actually keeping him away because they think that they can make it last longer, you know . And but because every time you see him, the less you want to see him. , now he is fighting fire wih fire now. Greg exactly. Well do you know what he is . Everybody loves grant, but you dont let grant throw the party, joe. I donts know what that means. Well maybe you didnt have a fun grant like i did but ill tell you what . Did you have that . Yeah, theyre both fun. Greg in a fun way or in a weird way . Fun in a fun way. Okay good because it could explain your behavior now that maybe you had crazy grants. I think im rather fun at a party. I dont get it but ill tell you what trump made some interesting distinctions here, because hee said biden is mentally weak and i think how biden blasted the scrutiny of his support for the hide amendment that lasted a few hours, he could have just logged out of twitter and not had to change his mind and then he made a difference between trumps position on china and bidens. He said there are friends and i mean chinas Building Military installations on artificial islands. They werent even using islands that were already there. They were like we need more islands. Greg that is scary. Kat . Yes, greg. Greg do you think the dems are actually going to keep biden as a nominee . I think its so interesting because my favorite part this week was when beto said i think america can do better than joe biden, and he does kind of have a point, because even though bidens doing very well, its also true that theres a sizable percentage of america that doesnt want biden to be the president. The problem with what he said is pretty much no percentage wants beto to be president. [applause] pretty much nobody would choose him for that, like i feel like more people would choose me to be a getaway driver and the last time my friend let me borrow their car, i ran it into two gates in front of a very obvious cop, like i think more people would choose Casey Anthony to babysit their eychildren. I think that more people would choose danny davito for their basketball team. I would love to meet him. Greg yes. What do you make of this . I was just going to say oh, so we cant make fun of Casey Anthony . You guys like her . Come on. Too soon. Greg Somebody Just yelled too soon. What do you mean too soon. It doesnt make sense in this instance. Let me do my job. Your job, is to sit there. Thanks for that. [applause] greg that is a first that a guest has scolded the audience kat it was a heckler. Greg it wasnt. It was a bunch of heckles. Obviously theyre all from florida. She was innocent. Yeah, ive had a day. I did just lose my wallet but then i found it. [applause] thats the easiest applause ive ever gotten, keeping track of the belongings i should keep track of as a 30yearold woman. Greg lose your wallet more often. I was going to say i too share of joes fear of artificial islands. They could just show up anywhere i mean, with stuff on it. And do you know what . I honestly feel bad for joe. He really, he would like to run for president , apparently theres a portion of the United States that wants to support him , but his own party hates him because hes white, which damn, i guess thats progress. Whatever, ill take it. First time in my lifetime, everything is trying to get off camera because hes white. When he does the interview he walks away from the camera and hes trying to get off the camera so when he talks hes like i need to get off the camera here. Its not that hes slower walking hes out of breath and trying to dodge the camera. They are like listen i want you to run but you cant be on camera so even at that event, theres a podium there and sometimes i do a little press conference you have to stay in front of the podium. You watch all of the tapes hes running from it because he doesnt want to be on film because the super left democrats dont want him in there. Yeah, yeah. Greg all right weve got to wrap this thing up. Shame on all of you white people, not in this country, jack. Greg the biggest challenge for the dems is the country is in good shape. Problem. E all they have to fret about is the hatch tax. I dont even know what it is. Up next this candidate broke the number one rule. Well tell you what that is, next. [applause] number one rule. We tell you what that is coming next. I switched to liberty mutual, because they let me customize my insurance. And as a fitness junkie, i customize everything, like my bike, and my calves. Liberty mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. When crabe stronger. Strong, with new nicorette coated ice mint. Layered with flavor. Its the first and only coated nicotine lozenge. For an amazing taste. That outlasts your craving. New nicorette ice mint. Corey is living with metastatic Breast Cancer, which is Breast Cancer that has spread to other parts of her body. 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Greg you got to get loud to stand out from the crowd. The first democratic debate is later this month. Its going to take two nights to get through 20 candidates, and nbc split them into two groups of 10. Yeah, thats two nights to vomit through your eyeballs. [laughter] greg the second night youve got joe biden, Bernie Sanders, and John Hickenlooper whose been screaming from the balcony that bernies socialism isnt going to work. Sanders said clearly, on wednesday, that the goal of his complete agenda is to make the United States of america into a democratic socialistic country. Democrats must say loudly and clearly that we are not socialists. Greg hickenlooper makes a good point. Its a shame his last name rearranged is pickle hero. [laughter] greg thats going to set him back. Its not just about whose got the best policy though or who could take on trump. These candidates think they need a hip slogan to make a connection with voters, right, Eric Swalwell . I will be bold without the bold. [laughter] greg i havent seen a delivery that bad since i had my paper route. Score. But at least swalwells goof could be our gain. It could happen to everyone. Youve got a big presentation at work, youre nervous and you dont want to blow it. I wish there was something i could take. Why not try some swalwell. Never heard of it. Nobody has. Its a system to hip build individual performance. You take it through the eyes. Sounds painful. It is, watch. But i will always be real with you. I will be bold, without the bold [laughter] my wife and i. That is painful. Bold without the bold . What does that even mean . Kind of makes me cringe. Its one of swalwells side effects and it may also cause nausea, vomiting, flat you lens, and thats a lot of side effects. It is but sometimes two doses helps. E i will always be real with you. I will be bold without the bold. Greg man that is brutal. If i did Something Like that, hey, its starting to work. Could i see that again . Dont you think youve had enough . I said hit me again. Okay. I will be bold without the bowl. [laughter] greg my speech is going to go so much better than that. Im no longer nervous, thanks, swalwell. You bet it may not be available. [applause] greg your life is about landing a punch line. Thats right greg and im very good at it. E. Greg you are very good d im saying that as a complement to you. Thank you. Greg what did you make of swalwells performance . It was not great because when you want to make an applause line you want to make sure its relevant to everyone like rocky did in rocky e,iv when he said if i can chan, you can change, and then we can all change. [applause] and im sorry about that impression. It sounded better by myself. [laughter] earlier. Greg it was still better than swalwell. [laughter] [applause] i spit all over that time. Greg your comedian, you go , you perform, fox on swalwell or anything like that. [laughter] that silence was so depressing. If i were standing in a performance or stage or setting of that sort and people were silent, i would rather they boo me, right . I would rather that a montage of all of the times i cried during a High School Dance just appear on a random screen behind me, like at my wedding, during my ngvows. Its like i would rather have somebody get up and punch me inb the face. Right . Greg right. That was a little silence just now so i might, will you punch me in the face, joe . No, but i also, i beg to disagree with you about the videos of crying during High School Dances. I dont want anyone to see those of me. [laughter] you know, i think a prerequisite for our guest is that they had lousy high schools i cried once wearing light up flipflops which you wouldnt think would be possible youd think you could just look at them and be delighted and thats what i was hoping for did tnot work. Okay first of all while thats cute and innocent, thats not the kat that we know today. Last segment, two people forgot to laugh and she publicly scolded the entire group. [laughter] now,w, if he had a little kat in him, theres a lot of things where ive been in that situation where you say the wrong thing. Its like talking to somebody about something really private and the music cuts off and theyre like oh, how long have you had it . [laughter] the worst part is the person who tells you that you never look, who are you looking at the crowd is in front of you. Im bold. [laughter] bold. Yeah, did anybody get that . Because i didnt get it. And im quite smart. I think what he was doing, do you know what . If you are you dont have to point it out. No, i do. Its the practice in the mirror, lawrence. You have to be bold without the bowl. Yeah, i mean and that was the plan. Oh, i get it. That worked do it again. You have to be bold without the bowl. See how he did that . [applause] but thats not what he did. Thats frat boy 101. [laughter] look i never liked the guy. Hes always been so pretentious and i think that this is the guy that walked into every positiona hes got, his may have shocked him to death. This may have been the turning point point s for swalwell. Greg yeah, i hope so. No he doesnt get turns we saw that. Greg if hes on the debate stage, he served two debates and theres no children. I bet i could watch the entire thing and still not know. Yeah. That would be great if every debate question hes looking somewhere off like this and he goes ill take that. But he wouldnt do that. Hed go likeo this. Greg [laughter] ill take that. Either you got it or you dont. Greg do you know what . Historic moment on this show, we just coined the swalwell, so what is the swalwell . The swalwell is when you, whats the definition of swalwell, kat . Its when you cant make a joke. Greg [laughter] greg that was not a swalwell. Up next, whats wrong with her song . 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Greg theres something wrong with their walkout song. At the Iowa Democratic hall of fame dinner, last sunday, the 2020 hopefuls and their choice of tunes they walked on stage to left a lot to be desired. Bernie sanders used power to the people. Then aint no Mountain High enough. Elizabeth warren placed 9 to 5, and in other words the choices were bland, safe and uninspiring i could sit on a keyboard and make more interesting music. I mean how awesome would it be if bernie walked out to this . Welcome to the stage our first candidate, senator Bernie Sanders [applause] greg not just a socialistic but a satanist, and maybe, how about this for joe biden . Im a barbie girl, in the barbie world, its fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere, imagination, that is your creation greg that makes me very uncomfortable but theres only one song that can move the needle for your campaign, right, liz . Greg little plug there. Might i remind you, every time you download shut up about politic, all the proceeds go to charity, which still bothers me. W [laughter] greg because i would be rich now but instead were helping people, helping people, what would your walkon song be, kat . Honestly i recent the fact that the theme of this segment is that all the choices were bad when someone did pick the song i would walk out to. Greg which is what . Andrew yang, whoever that may be. Greg yes . Picked return of the mac, which is a magnificent masterpiece of a song. Fits for any occasion. I want to walk down the aisle to it at my wedding, and then be walked down the aisle to it at my funeral, and i would have had it playing at my first communion but they wouldnt let me, they werent cool about it so that song slaps, and i think you need to hit me in the face because everyone was just very quiet. Because i think everyone knows the lyrics to that song. Its an ex leapt song. [applause] is its an excellent song, i dont know who andrew yang is but does anyone . I do, actually. Greg hes a nice guy but the funny thing is i only think of return of the mac the morning after i ate at mcdonalds. Its amazing. Greg i am the wizard of me hes like toilet, every single day. [laughter] every single day. Greg do you know what . I dont know where to go about this. Probably somewhere with the toilet. Greg what would be your song . Idew probably come out to like ac dc, like highway to hell greg yes, dirty deeds. Something fun that the crowd will actually wake up for because there is the thing. I wouldnt worry about my music. They have no message. They have no policies. [applause] straight up, the only one like its funny that you said andrew yang, he is the only one that talks about his plan and his plan is he wants to bring back the thing where its about to invent the caregiver, people who stay home get paid and you tax like amazon and walmart because retail and those type of jobs are going away so its actually a decent plan. President trump is trying to steal it. But at least he has a plan, and nothing hes talking about is astrump this trump that. Hes the only one with a plan. Unfortunately were going to hear that plan but like its a good plan. Lawrence any thoughts on music . At probably come out with hip hop, jayz, i need something i can feel soul to. Return of the mac. [applause] greg see i would go with jaws, the exorcist theme or the dualing bank banjos because it gets me in the mood. Hes lying. Its the giant flush of a toilet greg joe . I would go with amy grant, next time i fall in love. [laughter] it puts people in a good mood and its not specific. How is he going to fix the country. I will be bold without the bowl. [laughter] greg ive got to wrap this up, but this is why trump was so different and edgy. His choice was you cant always get what you want, which mocks the opposition, right . Piss off music critics how dare he use this song, and music journalists, and also, forever tattooed on a classic stone song , his initials, which has got to drive mick jagger crazy. So thats an accomplishment. [applause] greg up next, you want to nowhere your tax money goes . Probably not but were going to tell you anyway. [applause] hey, who are you . Oh, hey jeff, im a car thief. What . im here to steal your car because, well, thats my job. What . What . . What . laughing what . . What . what . [crash] what . haha, it happens. And if youve got cutrate car insurance, paying for this could feel like getting robbed twice. So get allstate. And be better protected from mayhem. Like me. Theyre americas bpursuing lifechanging cures. In a country that fosters innovation here, they find breakthroughs. Like a way to fight cancer by arming a patients own tcells. Because its not just about the next breakthrough. Its all the ones after that. Greg are they spending your bucks just for the yucks. A groupup called citizens againt government waste is out with this years list of all of the weird things, congress is itnding with your tax dollars, like keeping fruit flies under a quarantine with spending 9 million on that and in fact since 1991 the year i was born, congress has spent around 40 million to eradicate fruit ouflies, but we still got fruit flies, which means fruit flies are outsmarting congress. Id rather spend that money figuring out what blew this kat s mind. Im hoping its not cocaine. Where would you like to see government money spent on . Id like to see it spent where it belongs. I think that were all laughing about 9 million for fruit flies , and it was like another one was ridiculous money to make sure wild horses stayed in their area, its called a for instance w greg [laughter] we have First Responders who cant get medical treatment. Greg yeah. [applause] we have schools that arent safe. I mean, we have a lot of things we could be putting into making sure we could take care of the homeless situation in california theres a lot of things we could do with this money and this is why we need term limits. Weve got to get these guys out of there. [applause] greg i was going to say, i could use a boat. Lawrence . Why . To cutoff the middle man with your toilet . Greg [laughter] you know, it just proves that Congress Just doesnt carat all. [applause] they a dont, they dont because this is just one example of the many things that they just abuse our money with, you know . You got the flint water crisis, the democrats, where are you on this . And the republicans, you could go to theis border with some of this money. They just dont care and they bigger back and fourth but at the end of the day theyre all the same. Greg its true. They spend money on projects that get them reelection and then they vote in a race but joe what if theres something about this fruit fly stuff that were missing . There has to be something of importance like r maybe they spread likeer bad fruit. I mean, without any context, it could be a good thing to keep fruit flies off our produce but the whole term port barrel is a misnomer because the government is spending money on barrel support and to me that is a worthwhile investment because if theres ever kind of pork disaster, we got an ace in the hole. We got pork for a rainy day. We greg thats so truman i never thought of it. Joe youve opened my eyes once again. Ill tell you what though greg if theres one thing we should spend money on its finding a replacement of the person who estimates the cost for things for the government like oh, were going to build this train for 100 billion and now its halfa the size for twie money. Greg thats the guy thats the least confident is the guy who tells us how much its going to cost. We need a pessimist there instead of an optimist. Greg yeah, thats true. Yeah, i guess this just isnt surprising to me, because as i understand it, government is made up of people and people tendeo to spend ridiculously whn they pes rejust given money and theyre not their money, like have you ever seen a trust fund kid thats super spoiled . Greg oh, yeah. They buy designer sweaters for their dog. Greg i know. Like they buy mansions and dont live with any roommates unless you count their giant Plastic Surgery lips. Greg [laughter] which they all have for some reason. I mean theyre spending money like theyre a little rich girl who got it from daddy and normal ly i wouldnt care because capitalism whatever, live and let live but in this situation i do care because im daddy. Greg [laughter] good point, all right i want my tax money to build a wall around vermont. Up next, a mans wish to have his head frozen is being challenged by his own son. Its the story, special report wont touch. [applause] its the story special report ok everyone our mission is to provide complete, balanced nutrition for strength and energy whoohoo greattasting ensure. With nine grams of protein and twentysix vitamins and minerals. Ensure, for strength and energy. And twentysix vitamins and minerals. [music playing] jerry has a membership to this gym, but hes not using it. And he has subscriptions to a Music Service he doesnt listen to and five streaming Video Services he doesnt watch. This is jerry learning that hes still paying for this stuff hes not using. 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Before he died the father paid them 120,000 for the freezing in case one Day Technology enables his brain to be revived. Now, his son says, theyre selling pie in the sky. Its not based in science. Its based in Science Fiction more than anything else. Something to ponder, but you know whats not Science Fiction . I just got my drivers license. [applause] greg anyway its the same company thats storing late baseball player ted williams head and theyre fighting the lawsuit saying they upheld their end of the contract, so, what do you make of this story . What do you make of this story, lawrence, about this, isnt it a problem when you have to lug around a relatives head . Its his head. Okay he should be able to freeze it and do what the hell he wants to do with it but lets be fair okay . Once the guyel dies, the kids gt to decide right . They should just compromise and say okay dad, whatever you want and after that put it back in the grave. [laughter] greg but you got to take care of your parents and then his head when hes dead. Do you know what . Greg what . I stand firmly with the head freezing company, very firmly, and i never thought thats a sentence i would have to say, but i stand firmly with them nonetheless because did you know what . Your body, your choice, even when its your frozen decapitated head thats what i always say. [applause] you know thats a good point its his head. They got to keep it in the freezer. I fully expect greg next to the ice cream i fully expect my loved ones to make sure they uphold my end of lifeke wish. Greg which is what . To be stuffed by a taxidermi enst, and then attached to the skateboard and wheeled past the bedroom windows of everyone ive ever dated. [laughter] my dead body my choice. My dead body i do what i want. Greg joe . Id be pretty upset if i paid to have my whole body frozen and then they had some Miracle Technology where they could bring you back to life and im like good luck finding another body. Rip. [laughter] ill tell you what though, i think the irony is what if they do cure the thing he died of but then they cant cure freezing to death . O greg [laughter] thats how you do it swalwell. [laughter] okay, im just trying to, keep it together. Let me see if i understand thisl right. Greg yes . You just threw a party and dumped a ton of confetti to get something that you should have got when you were 15 or 16 years old . Oh, you aint clean. And every person in here cheered for him. [laughter] hes literally five to eight decades late. Greg i had a drivers license. Iit didnt get any dolphins when i a found my wallet. Greg because you lost your wallet. My license expired and i had to in this state i had to go take it allse over again. Oh, t well lets throw you a party. Greg it was a surprise party. 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