At each to other like other networks do, then we fulfill that goal. So we wont. We all believe in something that can later be twisted by evil men. And that puts all of us in the same boat. So thats it for now. Were going to do a normal show, but you can bet that our hearts and our thoughts are with the victims and their families. [cheers and applause] greg all right. Imagine youre on a bus or a train, and theres only one Seat Available next to you, and, of course, here comes a young, bony backpacker with patchy facial hair wearing a wool cap in the summertime. He sits down and just starts talking to you. Turns out hes really excited and excitable. He just went backpacking all around europe, and he has so much to tell you about the world, and hes dying to tell you all about it. Thats our beto. Thats our beto. Greg ah, yes [cheers and applause] greg in todays episode, beto tells us that the world is ending. Theres going to be massive migration of tens or hundreds of millions of people from countries that are literally uninhabitable or underwater, that are above the sea right now. This is our final chance. The scientists are absolutely unanimous on this, that we have no more than 12 years to take incredibly bold action on this crisis. [laughter] greg he looks like hes conducting the London Philharmonic after freebasing a pound of raw cookie dough. [laughter] i havent seen that much Hand Movement since i visited this massage parlor in florida. [laughter] of course, you know who else noticed . This guy. I think hes got a lot of Hand Movement. Ive never seen so much Hand Movement. I said, is he crazy or is that just the way he acts . So ive never seen Hand Movement. I watched him a little while this morning, doing i assume it was some kind of a news conference, and ive actually never seen anything quite like it. Study it, im sure youll agree. [laughter] greg study it. Study it, im sure youll agree. From now on, thats all youre going to see, betos hands. And you know what else is great . Were going to get a nickname, weird beto, crazy beto, batty beto. Even better, thisll be the first time well have a democratic primary ever that comes with trump commentary. [laughter] you dont understand, thats gonna be [bleep] awesome. [laughter] [applause] now, all of this, all of this somehow coincides with a vanity fair cover story on our latest democratic messiah with. What a coincidence. Its a 10,000word, fullblown ass kissing. I havent seen that much brownnosing since i woke up that morning in a dog park. [laughter] i dont know. But beto, he has hit the media jackpot. Hes nonthreatening, thin, white, progressive, hes Bernie Sanders without the dandruff. [laughter] and about 50 years. More important, hes them, and they are him, a mirror to the media. No wonder vanity fair was so in love. How much in love . Imagine how a little girl looks at a pony. Or a boy at a shiny bicycle under a christmas tree. Or Michael Moore eyeing a twinkie dipped in barbecue sauce. [laughter] a twinkie dipped in barbecue sauce. If you havent try it, well, youre missings out. But thats how the writer sees beto. Now mind you, he wrote a similar valentine to john edwards. That didnt end well. Last time i checked, john is guessing peoples weight at the carnival. [laughter] the writer isnt the only one going fan boy over beto, half the press keeps referring to him as kennedyesque, and sadly, they do not mean this one. [laughter] [applause] yes. Thats our kennedy. But as i always say, being called kennedyesque is cool unless theyre referring to your driving. Oh, stop it. [laughter] the medias big narrative beto is david to trumps goliath, but anyone with a brain knows that the giant has always been the media. So you cant say betos the david when got the full force of the goliath media behind him. And its not betos fault that hes goliaths teachers pet. Its easier to be their pet, just do what they say. But god help you if you dont. Just ask tucker. But let me ask you this, let me ask you this, if you look at the david and goliath analogy, what reality comes closest to that . If goliath is the consensus media, that would make david donald trump. And trump used their spotlight as his slingshot, and theyve never been the same ever since. So in the world of politics, theres only one goliath, and it controls the stories, or creates the division, constantly sowing conflict to insure their own economic survival. Which is why i embrace daylight savings time. [laughter] transition, eh . Trump wants it to be permanent and so do i. Daylight savings time, it sets the clocks forward. [laughter] meaning we lose one hour of the media lying to you. [laughter] [applause] we have, we have longer, brighter days ahead, an extra hour to do stuff outside. How youen spend yours . How will you spend yours . If daylight savings becomes permanent, imagine all the things you could do with that extra hour of sunlight. You can go for a run after work, take your dog to the park, volunteer at a nursing home, or find the best outdoor happy hour, get drunk and throw up on a stranger. You could indulge your bidderwatching birdwatching hobby or pass out in the park after drinking at the best outdoor happy hour and go to work in yesterdays clothes, stinking of old is cigarettes and dog [bleep] with another hour of sunlight, you could catch Juniors Little League game, give the garage a thorough cleaning, take a yoga class in the park or buy a case of beer and sit on the porch and drink until youre screaming your exwifes name into a pillow. Get ready for daylight savings. Its a victory for everyone but mostly alcoholics. [laughter] [applause] greg lets welcome tonights guests. Here is our comedian, jimmy falia. [applause] when it comes to heroism, he truly is the bomb. Former u. S. Marines bomb technician, Staff Sergeant joey jones. [cheers and applause] she only sasses in her fake glasses. Host of the tyrus and kat podcast, kat timpf [cheers and applause] and his tailor charges his triple him triple. My massive side kick and host of unpc on fox nation, tyrus. [cheers and applause] jimmy, im glad you dressed up again. Honestly, you need help. [laughter] what do you make of all of this fawning . How does the media are not aware of what theyre doing . I dont understand it. Its embarrassing. Greg yes. I start there . He is emblematic of what is wrong with everybody gets a trophy in that he ran for senate, lost, but got treated like he won, and now he ran into the world with the overconfidence of the ugly person who thinks theyre hot, you know what i mean . [laughter] and now hes approaching people because he doesnt know hes a 4. Greg yes, exactly. Just take it from a fellow 4, youve got to know your limitations. And i appreciate the kennedy shoutout, a lot of you dont know, i write for the kennedy show on fox business. Hey, thank you. [applause] a lot of people say hes a come you can, fox business, how could you do that. I wanted to write for a comedy channel, but cnn wasnt suring. So here we are. Im trying. Greg it is funny, they keep saying hes kennedyesque, but he looks like a kennedy 4, right . Oh, no, definitely thirdstring kennedy. Greg exactly. The things hes saying, like were the last hope the earth has. Like, ive heard trump be accused of a lot of things, no ones ever called him the meteor from armageddon. This is embarrassing. Greg what about you, joey, are you inspired by beto . No, believe it or not. Youre talking about a guy who is a product of private school that would probably have our kids suffer in Public School for the rest of their lives. Youre talking about a guy who compared, you know, Climate Change scientists to the men who stormed normandy greg yes. So men who fought for freedom, he would rather us give up our freedom. I could go on, but i think im good on beto. Greg yeah, you are. [applause] you live in texas, right . I lived in texas. I recently moved back to my home state of georgia. Greg oh, fantastic. [applause] georgia, another state [laughter] kat, you excited about beto . I bet you have some strong thoughts. Im greg youve dated men like beto. Yeah. With nose rings and tattoos. Greg when did you get rid of them . Recently. I am confused by beto, because as everyone has mentioned so far, he lost his home state, and now he says, oh, i will run for president. That is like getting cut from your High School Football team and then saying youre going to try the make it in the nfl. [laughter] like, that is [applause] ive not more. Greg yes, keep going. Ive got more. Its like [bleep] up Peanut Butter and jelly and then deciding to open a restaurant. Also ive got this one. Greg okay. Its like asking a girl to prom, and then when she says, no, then saying, okay, can i get you pregnant . [laughter] i would probably be pursuing a bodybuilding career right now. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg applaud the crazy lady. [applause] you know, tyrus, i love the fact that trumps comments, if he keeps doing this, hes saying what were thinking. The only thing you could see were the hands, and thats the thing he commented on. I love that. I saw a lot more than the hands. Lets slow in the down for a minute. Gregg sure. This is blatant collusion by the media trying to influence an election. You lost to ted cruz. Greg yeah. Ted [bleep] cruz. [laughter] if ted cruz beat me in anything, im not coming back. [laughter] you know what i was going to say, too . Greg what . To tyrus point, they are selling the message for him greg right. And this is where they completely misunderstand the electorate, because theyre trying to sell us on the idea of how great his rallies are, and they dont understand that nothing competes with a trump rally. Can i just explain this to you . Let me just jump in. When you go to any democratic rally, its completely calculated. They have an audience coordinator who makes sure theres every type of american. When you go to a trump rally, its amazing. The guy on the left in a who farted tshirt, theres an old woman with a musket, a fat guy eating pizza, thats chris christie, and everybodys having a great time. And i love chris christie. Greg tyrus, final thought. Wow, that was a hell of a rant. Thats kats shtick. Ing trump is so powerful, vanity made him put his hands in his back pocket. Look at the picture. Do us a favor, just hide the hands, because they know whats coming. Greg youre right put em in the front pocket . No, in the back pocket. Greg yes, they did look at the photo, because they know. Greg and look how frightened the dog is. Because the hands are moving i a actually thought that was a pretty photo from the dui. Greg remember Blockbuster Video . Theres only one left in the whole world. But first, they had no qualms about greasing palms. The College Bribery scandal, thats next. [cheers and applause] named park in the u. S. Ninetysix hundred roads its americas most popular street name. But no matter what park you live on, one of 10,000 local allstate agents knows yours. Now that you know the truth, are you in good hands . Morhave discoveredour their irish roots. Which means your smiling eyes, might be irish too. Order ancestrydna, and find the surprises in you. Just 59 through march 18th. Get your kit today. [laughter] im okay. With who we are as people and making everybody feel welcome. Ordering custom ink tshirts has been a really smart decision for our business. 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The only boat olivia jades seen is the yacht she was on when her mother was indicted. The yacht that belonged to one of the chair boards at usc. And for olivia jade, it wont involve sephora. Both Companies Dropped them. Will this scam end up leveling the Playing Field . Because its not fair. My friend snowball didnt get accepted into harvard, and he made this. [applause] greg pretty impressive, snowball. All right, joey, i think one of the big problems here is that college has been an untenable virtue signal, because corporations, first they want a bachelors, then they want an m. A. , then they want a ph. D. I believe, because youre a veteran and thats why im asking, corporate should make military service an equal priority, and people would be more inclined to join the military than go to some stupid elite college. What do you say to that . I love that idea. [applause] i think its amazing. I did go to georgetown after i graduated from the university of bombs and bullets at paris island and then eod school, and im a little worried about this picture ordeal, because i sent some picktures, and i had legs in those, and when when i showed up, they were upset. But i was trying out for the baseball team. [laughter] when you talk the way i do im sorry, i hate to interrupt you, listen, he does this [bleep] all the time. [laughter] its okay. I know youre feeling like, oh laugh. Its the most interesting thing about me. [laughter] come on. I tell people all the time, you know, yeah, i went to georgetown, theyll let anybody in these days. Greg when you said you went out for the baseball team, there was such a terrible joke. But i didnt make it. [laughter] ill tell it during the break. Kat, you went to college. I sure did. Greg where did you go . Hillsdale. Greg interesting. [applause] you can applaud. What do you make of this College Scandal . Does it upset you . Yeah. Well, in the case of Lori Loughlin, i honestly think that potentially having to go to prison, so your daughter could attend college to get instagram likes, is sadder than ole yeller. But i also think [laughter] its not wrong to want to help your kids. Greg right. My parents helped me a little bit. Like, i remember one time they even brought me bought me a name brand trapper keeper, so that was like the best day. [laughter] but by doing this, theyre not creating futures for their kids, theyre creating monsters. Because theyre teaching them that theyre so entitled, they dont have to worry about things like responsibility or hard work or being grateful. That they dont have to face consequences. Theyre just going to have everything handed to them, and they can do whatever they want. Theyre creating nightmares, and all these nightmares are taking up the spots of kids who actually deserved it based on their merits, and thats really, really sick. [applause] greg tyrus. Yeah. Greg do you agree . Im a parent. Greg you are a parent. I love my kid to death, and one of them cant color in the lines, and im not paying for him to go anywhere. But i love em to death. Come on, bro, i dont care if it was 17, you aint going. This, as bad as this is, and i honestly think they should go to jail, and i cant wait to see that, thatll be fun, the mascara running and stuff. At that point theyll be begging for President Trump for pardons, even, you know, most of them were supposed to be living in canada. But my favorite part of the whole thing is the phone calls. This is when the parents knew what they had. Greg yeah. So they were on the phone with the guy, the test taker, and they were trying to negotiate how they were going to do the tests, how they were going to scam the schools, the kids were sitting there, and i think we can give them a 710. No, make it lower. [laughter] theyre not going to believe that [bleep], make it lower. [laughter] trg greg and, tyrus, when they got the fake high scores, the kids wants wanted to take it again. Thats when their parents reminded them they were made out of love. If they had better brains, they would have went with the science kids in high school, because youre dumb. This isnt your score. Like, mommy had to do this for you. Greg yeah, exactly. Thats probably why the kids attitude was i only go to school for beer parties and football. Greg just do that then you can still go to the parties. Greg they love it when people arent in school come to your parties. Youre usually the drug dealer. [laughter] this is an uncomfortable story for me because im afraid theyre going to find out about the fourpack of zima my parents used to get me into Nassau Community college. That dime bag could come back to haunt us. Youve got to think of the perks of the story. At least now we know how Michael Avenatti got into law law schoo. That makes sense. There you go. [applause] but to kats point about merit, which shes right, i also do know a lot of people who would do anything to have not gone to college and gotten a 400,000 degree in gender studies thats made them a barista for the next 65 years. So in a lot of ways, maybe a couple of people dodged a bullet here. I think every parent i am a parent anyway, and i think every parent, this has gone on forever, is in denial. We all have a parent who thinks their kid is a lot better than he is, who thinks their kids going pro. Bradleys in the major leagues. Bradley wears a tshirt in the pool. Whats wrong with that . [laughter] greg you know, some of us were a little selfconscious. We developed earlier than most other i shower in a wet suit greg yes. I wear boxers to the anyway. You know what . This is why i dont have kids. I worked hard all my life, is and i dont need them to get me into jail, all right . [laughter] ill adopt em when theyre 19. All right. 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But many virginiaans making the same criticisms that chased amazon out of new york. Saying the Company Neither needs nor deserves public subsidies. Gs to read your thoughts. Mark zuckerberg recently discuss z hid companys development of a brain computer interface. Itll measure your brain activity and the data it gathers would be used to fill the screen in front of you. In other words, the computer could read your freaking mind. The upside, if im worried about morning traffic, the machine would show me the traffic patterns. The downside is, of course, facebook knows what im thinking about ruth buzzy in a bikini. [laughter] a ruth buzzy joke. [laughter] zucks not the only one working on this crock, this is happening. And even elon musk is working on his own brain Computer Technology with his Startup Company neural link. I wonder if it can read what these bozos are thinking. When were we ever greater than we are today . Boy songs that made the hit parade. Guys like us, we had it made. If those were the days. This is my favorite part. Oh, my gosh. We could use a man like Herbert Hoover again. Greg oh, my god, that is cnn at their best. All right, tyrus ms. [applause] you must have read about this thats going to be in my brain for a long time. [laughter] oh, man. Greg im sorry. Yeah. Feel like someone kicked me in my stuff. Wow, that was brutal. Im all right, is there a question . Greg does that scare you . What . Greg the mind reading you cant tell what im thinking. This is finish how many jobs ive lost off the face, pretty much my face is like i hate you, i cant hide it. [laughter] the thing is, its going to be, what, an honesty meter or . Youre going to realize that all guys think about is porn and food . The for men its going to be really bad, and for women its going to be really long stories with lots of add jekyll tiffs. [laughter] you have to understand. Then youre going to see what they really dreamed of before they married you, tall, slender and smart, on time. Unrealistic goals. Mines like food, weight lifting, naked chick, food. Greg thats true. Men, well be fine. Greg we can already read minds for men. Its bills, you worry about bills, sex and what to eat. And how to get out of things. How do i get out of taking out the trash tonight. Greg jimmy, one expert says this will destroy love because you cant fall in love with somebody if you know what theyre thinking right then and there. I think thats interesting. I dont know, i disagree in that it can save longterm marriages. Like hes married, okay . Think of it this way, he probably wants to read his wifes mind as far as what shes dreaming about so he knows what hell get in trouble for in the morning. Why were you making out with that turtle. [laughter] its freaky to me, and it makes me want to go become pa and apolo back and apologize to tom from myspace. He treated us right. Whenever they say theyre developing it, it means they already have. Greg yeah, they got it. Theyre just seeing how we react. Greg kat, whose mind would you read first . I dont think i could handle it emotionally. I just dont understand why this skinny man in his little hoodie is so obsessed with figuring out what everyones thinking all the time. But im not really that worried about it because i dont think it would affect me that much. Greg why . Because i very rarely think before i speak anyway [laughter] for me, if you wanted to read my mind, you wouldnt need a mindreading machine, you just need to give me, like, three beers. [laughter] give me, like, three beers and be like, kat, whats up . I period my pants in the first grade in class, nothing much, how about you, you know . [laughter] greg youre still thinking about that. It was really traumatic. I had girl scouts after school, and i didnt tell anybody. I hope i didnt smell. Greg that happened to me as well. Joey, last word to you. Could this be helpful to anybody . Well, you know, as a fellow robot, i want to stick up for zuckerberg [cheers and applause] my best one all night, right there. Greg yeah, yeah. If you went and did, what is that called, my heritage . Ancestry . Greg whats that called . Youre 50 terminator. [laughter] that would be pretty cool. Hey, his test went better than elizabeth warrens. [laughter] greg all right. Im a little tripping. Greg im scared of this. Its going to ruin everything. Its not good. What we think about, its not good whats in there. We keep it in there for a reason, because its evil and bad. Still ahead, will you get hired if the recruiter is wired . Ooh, robots again. Robots conducting Job Interviews, thats next. [cheers and applause] this is your invitation to exhilaration. This is the invitation to lexus sales event. Lease the 2019 is 300 for 329 a month for 36 months. Now thru march 31st. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. 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Makes you feel like a king king for a day well, maybe not the whole day. Our 19. 99 or 49. 99 oil change includes a tire rotation. Greg can you now dress like a slob wn interviewed for a job . Meet a guy who hasnt. A robot designed to conduct Job Interviews without bias. Its the creation of a Company Called fur hat robotics, and its supposed to eliminate the predisposed judgment. See, im not a robot. That a human interviewer may have. He just cares about your qualifications. It doesnt worry about your sex, your race, your religion or that youve got a huge bug crawling up your neck. [laughter] when we come back, trace gallaghers here next to give us all the new developments in two cases, Jussie Smollett and the College Admissions scam. Geraldo rivera, Rachel Campos duffy will join us. And a really shocking crime, you will see that straight ahead. Greg that is pro, pro work, to do that without flinching. Anyway, a humanlike face, his eyes blink to make it less weird. Not a bad idea. I once had a horrible interview with a robot. Heres how it ended. [background sounds] greg i couldnt resist. [applause] kat, great idea . Bad idea . I think it is the best idea ever. Because i could go to a Job Interview without having to worry about getting ready or putting on makeup or anything. Why are you always complaining about putting on makeup . Because, you dont do you know what its like to have to put on a full face of makeup . Thats right, you dont and you dont, because you are guys. And you get to just go along and use all that extra time to learn how to become president while all of us are sitting at home rubbing toxic sparkly things on our faces trying to get husbands. [laughter] i do not even wear makeup when im not on camera. Want to know why, greg . Number one, im still not good enough if i did. I got an email last week that said, oh, youre kind of pretty, but youre really pale, you you should get a tan. Which i found compelling, but i dont want to get cancer. Ladies, how do you do it . Will one of you teach me how to put on makeup . Even if i get id right, i get, like, these marks underneath that make it look like a raccoon punched me in the face. And my eye liner, i have a shaky hand, so it always looks like i admit id in an did it in an electric chair. Dont even get me started on the Hair Extensions enough. Ive had enough ill tell you, ive had enough [laughter] [cheers and applause] ive had enough im sick of it im sick of it greg so, joey, about robots first of all, life must be really hard for you. [laughter] i would take a leg off and join you, but i cant even hop out of here. Greg talking about makeup in front of joey jones. Im kidding, it is tough. Born that pretty and have to paint over it every day. No, you know, i feel like this is a custom curated show just for me with all the robots. Bias is an accumulation of the wisdom and experiences you have. Bias isnt always negative, its your gut feeling. Come on, i dont get this. And also, thats the only way im getting a job, you know . [laughter] i wasnt real great at my last one, you know . If ive got to win you over there, you know . Get a smile on your face. What am i going to say to this robot, whats up, cuz . [laughter] greg jimmy, i almost forgot your name. They dont tell you this is a swedish company, so you have to build the robot yourself. [laughter] so by the time you get done with that, the interviews over. I actually dont think its a good idea, because i think when you interview, youre trying to get a read for the perps character, and you could just go in there and lie d persons character. This robot is going to end up hiring a bunch of Lori Loughlins daughters. [laughter] thats why the usc Equestrian Team is in las place, they all weigh 425 pounds. Greg the last word, tyrus. Why does the face have to be white on the robot, greg . Greg thats true im sitting here watching, its gotta be white, right . Okay. I dont know what the hell that is. 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Greg the second to last Blockbuster Store in australia announced the it will close this month which means this will only be one store left in the world. Yes, the last block buster in bend, oregon, will remain open, and the manager says they have no plans of closing, so thats pretty cool. There used to be over 9,000 stores worldwide, so to be the last one remaining is kind of an achievement. Its like outliving everyone in your family. [laughter] we sent our own kat timpf to investigate how this endangered species has managed to survive. I finally reached the end of a long, exhausting journey. All the way to the exotic location of bend, oregon. Where the last remaining specimen of an endangered species still survives. Blockbuster video. At its height, there were more than 9,000 stores. How does this one survive all of the vicious predators like netflix and hue i lieu . Im hulu . If im going to find out. So why do you like to come get movies at blockbuster instead of streaming them online . Well, basically, i dont have the capability of doing it. I dont have a computer and stuff, and its a lot cheaper. Sometimes having so many options can be a little daunting, and being able to come here and look, they have less, but in this case less is more. Do you know about netflix . Yeah. Yeah, im not a big fan, actually. I liked how they have the older movies that you cant find on any site online. Did you move here because of the blockbuster . No. But maybe thats a good idea. So do you feel sorry for me living in new york city with no block blockbuster . I do, yeah. [laughter] do you wish there were more blockbusters . I kind of like having the last one. I sat down with sandy harding, the blockbuster general manager, to see how shes kept the store alive. First of all, sandy, i just wanted to thank you for saving blockbuster. Oh. You are a true american hero. Well, thank you. Yes. [laughter] so how does it feel to have survived this long beyond all the others . It feels pretty amazing, actually. Im very proud to be representing blockbuster and the city of bend. Is there something bigger than dvds at stake here . Oh, absolutely. Its a family business. I mean, we have relationships here that we have created over the years. I mean, i have all my employees are family. I mean, they call me the blockbuster mom. Theyre all getting married now and having kids, now im having blockbuster grandkids, and this is a amalie business. What would you say if there was a young woman who had spent about ten years of her life renting only happy gilmore [laughter] over and over again . We talking about you . Do i need i didnt say we were talking about me. Is it possible youll ever want to open a new blockbuster . I would love to see the revitalization of blockbuster, i just dont know if its feasible. What if blockbuster combined with other companies for survival, you know how there is a Dunkin DonutsBaskin Robbins . Blockbuster funeral homes. [laughter] blockbuster amc movie theater. Watch a movie, get a movie. Blockbuster jiffy lube. Blockbuster karate dojo. Blockbuster victorias secret. That id be able to keep my employees focused. No, no, hey, im open for suggestions. What are some of the positive attributes of blockbuster . The happiness. I mean, youve been here for a little while now, and everybody that walks in the door has a smile on their face. To have someplace thats positive that everybody can walk into and have a smile on their face no matter whats happening in their day is pretty important. I have some new ideas for blockbuster slogans. Okay. Im going to run these by you, okay . All right. Blockbuster video. Check me out, im not dead. [laughter] i like it. Blockbuster video, because hulu causes dysentery. [laughter] we might get in trouble for that one. Blockbuster video, because movie theaters have bedbugs. Again, i think we might get sued. Blockbuster video, [bleep] netflix. Its a family video. Watch movies at home naked like god intended. Why dont you have a reality show . If those jerks at pawn stars can have a reality show [laughter] why isnt there the sandy show . Weve had a few people reach out, we just havent had the right thing. Thank you so much, sandy, thank you for all the work you do protecting this endangered specimen. Sow, were so proud. Well, its been quite an adventure. Ive learned quite a lot about blockbuster, and i hope that the world has too. [cheers and applause] greg all right. What dud you learn . I just wanted to say thank you again to sandy and everyone at blockbuster for being such a good sport. It was so much fun. Thanks for having us. Greg very good, all right. Get your tickets now for the gutfeld monologues live. Next show in washington, april 6th. Then in detroit, kats home, april 7th. 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