Betrayed. First, the adult film industry. Stormy daniels, a porn star, giving a bad name to an agent trade. In a nutshell, she slept with a guy who is money and signed a deal not to talk about it and she lied, went public because she wanted even more money. Even if he did not want any more stormy. [laughter] this is all about a private deal between adults. One who is greedy enough to fit the presidency for a few more dollars more and one who likes women a little too much. A rich guy pulling around. The media shrinks in between their own slings and divorces. For those jeanine in from msnbc, a porn star is someone who sleeps with people for money and does not care who knows it. Trump was following directions on the label. [laughter] it does not seem like a big deal to me especially when you are paying out of your own pocket which requires wearing pants but you know, thats not the only institution that is let me down. What about the law profession . Davis, cohen and evan eddie, the student brothers, larry davis, mo and curly. What a law office that would be . There must be a flood because im seeing a lot of dirtbags. [laughter] now you cant trust adult film stars and you cant even trust lawyers. Next, your tummy i can trust the natural inquirer. We need a better class of people or lawyers. Its time for legal heroes. Got a problem that can only be solved by people who have had years of experience in dangerous situations . Call the offices of Terry Shepard and mike baker, one was a green beret and the other cia. I had a nasty breakup with my ex and took him to court. I never met shepard and baker in person but they did give me back the gold watch i gave my ex last christmas. It was still attached to his arm. They got me my money basket i asked for the address to send them a thank you note but they told me if i ever figure out the address id already be dead. When i won my case shepard and baker would not take my money. They said i would take payments and leather pants and coupons. They sue me because my dog was barking too loud so i called shepard and baker but then carl disappeared for ten years and has not been seen since. Holy, [bleep], they killed carl. Im shepard. And im baker. We are the guys. We are the guys. [cheering and applause] greg we need those lawyers. The media right now is in the thrall of a cheese fight among rats. A bunch of creeps grasping for money, fame and power because of a preelection erection. A private transaction based on federal behavior among consenting adults happening before the 2016 vote. The media drools but america yachts. As i hear tales of paidup performers, i dont know if im missing victims but hell, i wish i got paid for sex. Seems like a win win. [laughter] the hypocrisy of the press who pretend to be so libertine, now theyre clutching their pearls like oysters in a tornado. They pretend its about infidelity when its about impeachment and to get rid of someone they do not approve of. The democrats tonight angling for impeachment but like trying to hide a potbelly we see it under the muumuu. [laughter] the story is about as nothing is nothing can get but to the media, its everything. Nothing else is working to impeach the guy. Why . Because hes doing a good job with longest bull market ever, low and implement, larger paycheck, the media cant understand that. If only we could help them out. And now how to explain a Strong Economy to the media by sebastian gorka. We are in a bull market. Longest one ever. Its not a liberal full market. It means stocks are doing great. How easy is that to understand. Im sorry, that was uncalled for. Lowest unemployment in decades and that means more people are working at a thing called jobs. Jobs are neat because you do stop that helps other people and because you get a paycheck. Maybe one day you should look at your paycheck and see how much the government steals from you and then youll shut up about the greedy rich, you ignorant bucket of [inaudible]. That was a bit harsh. Apologies. Paychecks have gotten bigger and its not just a piece of paper but actual money which you can spend on things, food even, or in type for sprint because you need that value, you smelly jerks. There i go again. Sorry. Thats how you explain a Strong Economy to the media. [cheering and applause] greg so, things are so good you got to sniff out Something Else and call it bad or worse than watergate. Its time to recognize that what we are watching in the Trump Presidency is worse than watergate. What were seeing now is more dangerous than watergate. I said before that what we are seeing is worse than watergate. Greg so, if everything is worse than watergate, maybe watergate was not so bad. [laughter] that is just me. Anyway, why is the media so breathless even when the country is doing fine . Its three hours. Revenge, ratings and republicans. They love the first two and they hate the third. They can barely contain the theory that they have for trump and willing to get rid of them even if it hears the country apart. They also have an audience for it just like they did when their obsession first elected trump. The last remaining idea, soul destroying socialism, is a century old which is why theyre willing to risk Economic Hardship now all because trump gave them a big hurt inside and hes their own private appendix. Plus, they are dumb as mallets. As always, i ask, what if the media gets what they want and trump goes away . What happened next . [laughter] greg lets welcome tonights guests. He is so tough he shaves with a wood chipper. Retired green beret and Master SergeantTerry Shepard. [cheering and applause] you might remember him from previous standout performances on the show. I think it is yeah, well, okay. Well yeah, and thats well, all right. Let me, let me, let me, actually what. Greg get to the point. [laughter] former cia operative, mike bak baker. Reporter shes a damsel who enjoys distress, National Review porter kat timpf. [cheering and applause] he uses a steamroller to iron his shirts, former wwe superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheering and applause] terry, you trump women from the beginning and everything a week back like the events of the final nail in the trump coffin, do you agree . Thats hard to follow. That was excellent work. By the way, if you do have legal problems and im not wearing vinyl pants because im not performing monkeys. I wear what i want when i want. Greg get to the question. Look at you telling me that. Heres the thing, selena is a great reporter and shes always nailed this right. Its a sleazy world and we know it there and everybody is involved in that but, like you said, its a results thing. We all knew who trump was. You are right. Only a country so relatively safe and so full of opportunity and easiness can this stuff but people down. It really is, you said it, about impeachment. They want so bad to get this guy gone. What will they run on . Taxes are too low. Bring them up. The va is Getting Better, get rid of it. Bring it back. Lets make sure our enemies are friends again and that kind of stuff. Im not sure what the run on exit this end, youre right, maybe it says bad things about me but i dont care what trump is about anymore as long as he delivers on what he says he was going to do and so far hes not doing a better job b5 mike, remember how it is always about collusion and now its copulation. They went from white russians to sex on the beach. [laughter] population to be fair does involve collusion. [laughter] [inaudible conversations] kat i dont get it. [laughter] we can move on now. Yeah, youre right. It was about collusion but here is the thing. The resistance they dont give a crap about collusion. They dont give a crap about kids being ripped apart from families of the border. None of that matters but what matters is to find a hammer big enough to trump into submission. And move towards impeachment. All these things they will continue to look that is why mueller is the perfect vehicle because hes got an unlimited budget, unlimited amount of time to do his work and hes going to dig around until you find something that satisfies the desire and they got to go to bed every night that when they wake up in the morning sorry about that, i dont know if you can say that but they go to bed hoping that when they wake up he will be impeached. Greg what do you think, cat . Kat when people asked me about my political deals they say im fiscally conservative and socially liberal because socially liberal what that means is you dont give a [bleep] about what other people do in their personal lives. You know who seems to have forgotten that . Its the liberals. Greg yes. [laughter] kat they forgot. [cheering and applause] they forgot completely about what their own ideology was supposed to the apartment im not that old, great. I like to remind everyone of that but im not that old i but im old enough to remember when the democrats were screaming about what a man does in his own bedroom is his own business and i do believe that. In terms of they dont believe it because the takedown trump on apsley anything they possibly can. I dont care. That is fine, too. No judges here. I only like to get upset about things if they affect me personally. Who donald trump or has not had sex with has never affected me much. [laughter] greg these are. Tyrus i can tell you on the record ive not had sex with donald trump. Kat me either. Tyrus and im sure its mutually cool with both of us. Greg tyrus, we talk about victimless crimes. People paid off were now coming out of the woodwork because he wondered if you not one this would not happen. Tyrus thats not even the point. If any of one of us, anyone in this crowd, definitely you, if you put a Team Together and would find something wrong and you have the resources eventually you will find something wrong and someone around us will have done something wrong. This is we will not get to the Mueller Investigation because unfortunately mr. President has to own this little bit and this is the only thing i disagree, he hired the wrong people. Straight up. You surrounded yourself with people you assumed would do a job and were loyal and they were using your presidency for their own means. Some of it is like manafort is a perfect example. He worked for Ronald Reagan and im not into politics but he worked for Ronald Reagan so bring him on. Why not . Then when they find out he was a bad guy and left and they brought in Kellyanne Conway they won the presidency but instead of saying, you know what, my bad and he can do this and we understand this but he had a good resume and i brought him and im not a politician. He was wrong though he had to go and we got Kellyanne Conway and we are good. Then they dont have a story anymore. This is where mr. President , please stop fighting with the press. Its not worth it. If you cannot is that i heard these people, my bad, but we got right got the right people in. No one here has a problem with that. Greg and now, we must move on. Did you hear isis released a new message for its followers . Of course you did n i get it all the time. Have you lost weight . Of course i have ever since i started renting from national. Because national lets me lose the wait at the counter. And choose any car in the aisle. And i dont wait when i return, thanks to drop go. At national, i can lose the wait. And keep it off. Looking good, patrick. I know. vo go national. Go like a pro. Does it look like im done . Yet . Shouldnt you be at work . [ mockingly ] shouldnt you be at work . Todd. Hold on. [ engine revs ] arcade game fist pump your real bikes all fixed. Man, you guys are good well, we are the numberone motorcycle insurer in the country. Wait. You have a real motorcycle . And real insurance, with 24hour customer support. Arcade game wipeout oh well. I retire as champion. Game hog champion. Theyre the moderne stone age family. From the town of bedrock. Meet george jetson. His boy elroy. With instant acceleration, electric cars are more fun to drive and more affordable than ever. Electric cars are here. Plug into the present. Greg . Greg like an absentminded gravedigger, we have lost the plot. While the media wallows, and audiotape services to who was once reported dead. The cording refers to Current Events like iran sanctions in north korea but nothing about my incredible weight loss. The voice in the recording of the limits that isis is losing and members should patiently persevere. Let that sink in. The nations obsessive the victimless crime involving tax evasion and porn stars while our enemy is still prepping. Thats how it works. Terrorists go about their work 20 for seven and only to be successful once every few years. We, however, have a District Media and complete population but things do donald trump and a military isis feels like a distant memory but are they . Could there be something worse on the horizon . I wish i knew. Instead i remain terrified by watching ferocious beasts start to pray. Greg i had one of those removed. [laughter] lets go to the expert in fighting terror, kat. You spent a lot of time on twitter biting weirdos. Should the media beginning portage in isis or have we just got moved on . Kat i have moved on. I am still worried about it if they were in my bedroom, id be concerned but they are not so not as concerned. Trump has done a lot to fight isis. Were in a much better position that we were in the past. Im not worried about getting murdered by isis. Their video, no one talked about it. That must be so embarrassing. [laughter] they were trying to scare people and everyone is like, okay. Its like when a girl posts one of those sexy bikini photos with her naked butt on instagram and she only gets three likes. Its kind of like that. Greg yeah, yeah. Kat thats my expert analysis. Greg well be right back. All right, all right. Youve dealt in this world and is a part of the terror recipe our own distraction and freedom of various interests and were always doing other things that we dont focus. No, we are a nation of raccoons chasing the next shiny object. No doubt about that. I was driving down this morning and meeting my wonderful daughter, buttercup, to have breakfast and she just came back from china where she is working and other going by the river, beautiful sunny morning two weeks before 911 and im sitting and staring at it and the people running down and biking and doing exactly what they were doing, 17 years ago before 911. Thats a long period of time before a lot of people its ancient history now. They dont think about this until there is another event and so the fact that [inaudible] has not surfaced in another year or so if that is his voice, the fact he released a tape. We are staring over here at the shell game involving cohen it doesnt surprise me the least and its sad but it does not surprise me. Greg tyrus, the world is always at the doorstep of the media is to betty feeding off on porn stars. Tyrus i get where theyre coming from and the sense will release the tape and it will be but its all these white guys with money getting in trouble. No one has picked that up. Greg is a shame. Terry, youre in the front lines of this, as well. Greg what do you think isis is thinking about now . Now that they have trump in office. There doing what they alway always its funny you talk about this because there is one of my good brothers i buried but i was out of the army before 911 and that brought me back in but i retired in 2016 but for us, it does not end. I have guys, all my best friends, they are still in i know whats going on, to a degree. It doesnt stop. Like you said, you cant beat them with kindness. I wish we could, trust me. We have tried. They will not stop. You can beat them with kindness if you tie kindness to a two by four. You are right, man. Its a good place for them to be, believe it or not tactically. The eye is off the ball. The underdog always has you know this. When they know youre not paying attention when you do relax and is always going to happen. Youll always relax or rebound to the soft side and this is a good place for them. Its interesting they put the boys out. We dont know if its actually legit but they dont have to they dont stop. The softer we get the less we remember and its better for them. The underdog they are always there way more powerful as an underdog. Greg no one can remember always in the paper of september 10, 2001 but i think a lot of it was about immigration and the internet bubble or Something Like that. Let me tell you. Greg still to come, she says she was abducted by aliens and she also ran for congress. One of these statements aches or not. More and more people are finding themselves in a chevy for the first time. You can too during the chevy labor day sales event. Now through september 10th, use labor day cash to get almost 5,000 below msrp on this 2018 equinox lt when you finance with gm financial. This labor day, discover why chevy is the most awarded and Fastest Growing brand the last four years overall. Find new roads at your local chevy dealer. [ ] alicia live from americas news headquarters. The Funeral Service for arizona john mccain was held at the Washington National cathedral saturday. Former president s and colleague joined mccains family at the service. Senator mccain, a former navy pilot will be laid to rest sunday at the naiflt academy in annapolis, maryland. Authorities in new mexico is identifying the remains of 8 People Killed in a crash between a bus and semi truck. Im alicia acuna. Greg the florida primaries were held this week and i was most excited about the race in district 27. The winner was former tv journalist Maria Salazar but we taped the show before primary day so in the segment youll see a discussion about a different candidate named [inaudible]. I thank you will see fairly quickly why i personally was so excited she was running. Enjoy. From outer space to the house race, her name is [inaudible] and she is one of the republicans running for the open house seat in florida 27 district. She did experience working in local governments and helped start a company grow and she claims to have boarded a spaceship when she was seven. Not only that but she told the miami herald last year she talk to extraterrestrials telepathically. Heres the best part. The same paper, the miami camel, just endorsed her in the republican primary. The editors acknowledged the space thing is a little unusual rightdoublequote saying its a non issue and the paper agrees and said she has a solid resume. The question is, do space aliens endorse her . We the overlords of the galaxy after abducting her several years ago, we found her to be a charming human being and a worthy candidate for office. We are also looking forward to the day when we come to earth and crush your pitiful species. We will revel in your [inaudible] also, we really like greg gutfeld my logbook. Greg thats how you do it. Aliens try amazon. Try amazon. Brilliant. Greg tyrus, weve heard ridiculous claims by politicians before. Nancy pelosi said bonuses were crumbs or ms 13 are not animals. Is this so bad . Tyrus i be interested to hear your thoughts on immigration. [laughter] because now not only a wall but we have to build a roof, to. [laughter] they will not just fly in here and go through the proper channels. I dont care who your inside sources. Check your green ass at the door like everyone else. [laughter] so, yeah. Greg if you need a green card for greenman. Tyrus yes. President trump aint going for that. Get him out. I. C. E. , go. Greg but i come in peace bearing cures for all your diseases. Get out. Tyrus this is the result of Donald Trumps presidency. Everybody thanks they can run. [laughter] i now know my past dont mean nothing. I can run for whatever i want. Yeah, youre in the clear. Tyrus that dude in russia, im sure hes over it. It was the bodyguard but the point is, damn, shes crazy, jo. [laughter] am i the only one thing that . [applause] greg okay. I had experience in this, mike baker, theyre often hypnotized nightmares and when youre young there are 19 or any wake up and are paralyzed in the something on your test and is why we have gargoyles and someone had these nightmares and things. She probably cannot explain it at the time that it was an alien abduction. There is that or tyrus explanation. Tyrus real quick. That would be fine but she still talking to them. Thats a problem. Did anyone miss that . The problem is she has a direct line. The continuing to talk is a [inaudible conversations] tyrus yeah, were done here. Greg you know what people want promised to cut ties of people . She could of cut ties with the aliens. I agree. If the ongoing dialogue of the problem. If we had a meeting at area 51 last week to talk about this very thing. We expect more people will claim this. If that is out we had a problem and then we have to go out and blinking memories. Greg kat . Kat i just dont know where you draw the line because people believe in all kinds of crazy stuff. People believe in ghosts or themselves or even though you should know there are millions of other people who are far more attractive and talented and successful than you are at any given time. Everyone should recommend that. People read their scopes and people are like mercury is in retrograde so im crazy. People say i feel six ill run this amethyst all over my face and he will cure my acne or whatever. I have no police. I believe in nothing. I believe in nothing that i pulled some people believe in straighter things in aliens and at the same time i agree with the tires. Now i am 1000 can run for office. I have weird stuff in my past but at least it all happened on this planet. Greg thats true. Tyrus thats a big point. People believe in much Stranger Things in aliens. Kat people walk around with rocks around their neck saying it will make a difference in their energy. Tyrus whoa, whoa. Heres the thing. Like Everything Else going on politically, if the scout lowers taxes and gets rid of government regulation and is all in charge of Strong National defense and get out of my face and let me live my life, you can talk to aliens all the damn day. Kat i agree. Tyrus you want aliens influencing our just because she talks to them doesnt mean she [inaudible conversations] greg the fact is we have to understand their art no extraterrestrials. They followed our pattern of extension. If you think about, all these other planets are just like earth. They started out as primitive man and have the agricultural revolution and then enlightenment and computer age in robots and automation and Artificial Intelligence which created an entire race that annihilates us. Thats why those planets are quiet because they cant do the pattern in their earth in 200 years. Think about that while we go to break. Could memories of gym class ruin your life . [cheering and applause] there are multiples on the table one is cash, three are fha, one is va. So what can you do . Shes saying a whole lotta people want to buy this house. But you got this Rocket Mortgage by quicken loans makes the complex simple. Understand the details and get approved in as few as eight minutes. By americas largest mortgage lender. But lets be honest, nobody likes dealing with insurance. Which is why esurance hired me, dennis quaid, as their spokesperson because apparently, im highly likable. See, they know its confusing. I literally have no idea what im getting, dennis quaid. Thats why theyre making it simple, man in cafe. And more affordable. Thank you, dennis quaid. Youre welcome. Thats a prop apple. Id tell you more, but i only have 30 seconds. So heres a dramatic shot of their tagline so youll remember it. Esurance. Its surprisingly painless. Greg is the class that got you off your back ass. If you have positive memories of pe you may be someone who looks forward to physical activity. On the other hand, if the class remind you that you are always picked last for the basketball team, just because you werent tall, then maybe you dont enjoy exercise and scientists conducted the study of the findings would help todays kids develop good exercise habits and get them motivated. His it might work out buddy, jeff and i, need to get motivated. By the way, thats how i power my electric shaver. [laughter] who should i go to about this . Tyrus, you are like mr. Business. Tyrus i loved pe class. Coach steiner, man, all the classes of sports, i usually was picked in the top three but thats not important. I liked the uniform. You got out and. Greg any bad experience is . Tyrus im glad you asked. We had to run for time and when i got really tired coach snyder came over and said you to understand back when this was happening cocaine was legal. Kat cocaine was not legal. Tyrus nevermind. I no longer have a story. Greg is the story no longer [laughter] mike, you probably worth it, was a significant . I made notes. Its not typical. But the survey you cite, i wrote down a couple of things from the survey that. Greg get to it. Their suggestions are as a result choose teams randomly. Deemphasize competition, downplay Fitness Testing and in my own addition is what a pack of [bleep]. My favorite gym class for a is when i was in sixth grade and we had health week we all gathered in the gymnasium, the boys did, that down and turned on the movie which, back then, was this old on came this old movie and started out this way and i mac you not. It started off by saying bobby is developing body here. And that memory was seared in my mind. My worst moment in gym class. Greg and bobby turned out to be terry shappert. Why do you bring that up . I needed the money. Greg i believe that exercise, terry, is the most conservative act because based on individual effort. And merit. Greg no one talks about muscle inequality. No pain, no gain. Jim is tough. I was a sports guy, football and all that. Tyrus of course. Im sorry, but the thing about jim, algebra, history, you get what you put into it. Kat not always true. Not always true. [inaudible conversations] the pain is good. And getting crushed by people Getting Better than you is good. There were guys i was better then and there were guys better than me. You learn and try to be faster or stronger or lift weights on your off time and you learn or you just take it. Gym class is analogous to the real world in that there is no excuses. You cant hide on a football field. Greg especially from that unusual jim closed who wanted to go for a walk after. [laughter] we talked about. Greg cap, someone told me this wasnt a pleasant memory for you . Kat you see these arms . In high school they had to make a whole routine just for me because i was supposed to be doing reps of things i could not lift. In the school i use to make sure my shoes werent tied well so when we do laps i would have to tie them. Dodgeball, i get hit by the ball on purpose because then you get to sit down. I dont understand why more people did not do that. Sitting down and remaining seated is always better than moving your body. I know this. Ive taken and uber to go three blocks once. Greg had to they hit you with the dodgeball . Kat you run in front of it and say let it hit me. Then the party starts. You can sit in the corner and stare at your shoes. Thats a legitimate survival story. Did someone snap your butt with a towel . Greg no, no, i have great memories of the odor of the red rubber ball. Brings back memories. Tyrus the sound it makes when you headache head in the head and he cries. Or catching someone out and you call it a burn. Greg i hated pe because thats when the girl discovered the fast kids. They used to like the smart kids and then in pe it was the basket who became the cool kid. [inaudible] still to come, the disco is letting their Animal Crackers out of their cages. I dont care, i wish you werent so worried about moving. Im hoping these nature sounds will help me relax a bit. At least we dont have to worry about Homeowners Insurance. Just call geico. Geico helps with Homeowners Insurance . Good to know. Feeling better . I love you, pookie bear. [parrot 1] i love you, pookie bear. [parrot 2] i love you, pookie bear [parrots] i love you, pookie bear get to know geico and see how easy homeowners and renters insurance can be. Theyre the moderne stone age family. From the town of bedrock. Meet george jetson. His boy elroy. With instant acceleration, electric cars are more fun to drive and more affordable than ever. Electric cars are here. Plug into the present. Greg is a relic of the ages, animals in cages. I speak of the circus beast that adorn classic packaging for 146 years, who as of this week will no longer be seen in cages. People for the ethical treatment of animals or peta argued the old packaging depicted a cool practice from a bygone era thing circus animals have no semblance of a natural life. The Parent Company that owns barnums Animal Crackers agreed. The original crackers were introduced in 1902 when traveling circuses were all the rage. We have footage of me auditioning for the circus. [applause] mike, it seems as if life must be pretty good as were now going after imaginary cages on makebelieve animals. None of these things exist. What is on there is not real. It is what terry was saying earlier about we live in such a comfortable age that we can afford to find angst someplace unusual. I go back to what ive written earlier. Which is what a pack of [bleep]. [applause] greg terry, thoughts . This is why a law firm is taking off. I was when i was a little kid i would refuse to bite the head of the gingerbread man. It used to bug me. I was one of those people but i graduated. You are right. Look, man, i mean, its a typical thing where its political correctness. If these fake constructs weve developed. Its not doing anything other than making someone feel good about what theyre doing. Greg its a virtual signaling for lonely people. I did something today. No, you did not do anything but you made yourself feel like it, tyrus. Tyrus for all the four yearold they get about damn time to let them on the cages. I didnt know these were even still around. They are the bottom of the food chain and trading stuff at school. [inaudible conversations] its my time. You want me out of the cage . Not to mention, how dare they, how dare they release a lien and a draft and a zebra. First of all, lyons cannot be trusted and then they got a gorilla and that will not end well for the draft. They kept them locked up for safety reasons hence why we cannot let them go free at the zoo. Good argument for mac. I will say my three young boys love these damn Animal Crackers and they are still a hit with children all around the country. Greg thank you for that analysis. Cap, the scandal to me is that i do not believe they are crackers but i believe that they are dough in sweet they are cookies and that is this is all [bleep]. Its not a cracker but a cookie. [applause] kat i dont know, greg. I think its very important and very serious. Tyrus did you let them out of the cage . Kat im glad peter did something to help these imaginary animals in this imaginary cage because it was causing me distress. Now this is done, ive been eating better and sleeping better and ive been flossing my teeth every single day. Greg finally. Kat finally, and its important its an important issue, criminal Justice Reform on. [laughter] no, this is ridiculous but its obviously ridiculous but i felt like someone had to take the opposite side so i took one for the team. Greg well done. You made this show fair and balanced. Kat i shorted. Jeff sessions was against Jeff Sessions was against this idea of removing the cages dont call it a comeback. Ive been here for years. Rockin my peers. Puttin suckas in fear. Dont you dare stare. You better move. Listen to the bass go boom. Im gonna knock you out. Mama said knock you out. Dont call it a comeback. Ive been here for years. Dont call it a comeback. With my bladder leakage, the products ive tried just didnt fit right. They were very saggy. Its getting in the way of our camping trips. But with new sizes, depend fitflex is made for me. Introducing more sizes for better comfort. New depend fitflex underwear is guaranteed to be your best fit. The difference you feel is a night. And day. 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Check out my fun and informative critical so called hollywood weapons first two seasons airing on netflix. Greg baker. Check out terrys show on netflix. Its fantastic. [laughter] greg i will tyrus. Tyrus i was challenged to it chess match, anytime, anyplace, i wont put hands on you because its chest but i will mentally with your ass. Greg cap, ten seconds. Kat can we please stop the show so i can go to the bathroom. [laughter] greg shelley . Lets keep going. Next to terry, mike, kat, tyrus and our studio audience. Im greg gutfeld and i love you. Im jon scott. Watters world is next. [ ] jesse welcome to this special edition of. Watters world. A look at president trumps most of controversial policies and issues of 2018. We begin with the investigation into alleged russian collusion. President trump its a disgrace and a total witch hunt its a pure and simple witch hunt. I have this witch hunt constantly going on for for 12 months now. Jesse but the democrats continue to attack the dem