Today i found out that theyve stopped the Jerry Springer show. And it made me think, Jerry Springer is still on . [laughter] but also why stop his show now . Well, you might say who needs it right now . After all, with the nations political tension, every day is the Jerry Springer show. [laughter] full of hair pulling, chair throwing, name calling all because we have opposing views. And the media blames, of course, the guy in the white house who i call the orange gandhi. [laughter] which is b. S. politics always causes friction. We just have more places to see it. 24hour cable news, social media, lou dobbs hot tub. [laughter] we get it, the country is divided. But thats actually good. Its better to have two sides than one. And i wish we had more sides, actually. Plus we just celebrated our 2 42nd birthday. Weve been thruway worse than this. Through way worse than this. And by the way, we look pretty awesome for our age. Take a look at this map. We havent gained a pound in 60 years. [laughter] idaho has abs. But theres always room for improvement. The good news is most of america isnt whats on tv. The shouting on camera is what attracts the camera in in the first place, so thats why you see more of it. However, it may not be a bad idea to lighten up a little. Weve got to admit that everyone who annoys you thinks that theyre right, so the solution is we should admit that we see things through different filters. This week. A neighbor posted something ab trump. I didnt agree with it and i replied. The next thick you know thing you know, things got really, really personal. Im not proud of what i did on his porch. [laughter] it wasnt supposed to be that messy. [laughter] i do eat a lot of fiber. And now im worried he might have a surveillance camera. But worse, ill wet i didnt con ill bet i didnt convince him, and he didnt convince me. And thats fine. We see things differently. But if birds and cats can get along, why cant we . [inaudible conversations] we cut off that tape before the ugliness. [laughter] but thats why im for a Peace Movement, a conservative Peace Movement. Like hippies that smell good. The next time youre in a debate, i ask you, stay polite, compromise and forgive when a line is crossed. You may not get anything in return. Still, all you can do is take the high ground and see if they follow. If that doesnt work, date one of their relatives. It drives them nuts. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg look at that. Lets welcome tonights guests. Aside from betty crocker, hes my former baker. Former cia operative, diligence president mike baker. [cheers and applause] well, he could turn the world on with his smile and turn it off with his odor. [laughter] sorry. Fox news radio host tom shaloub [cheers and applause] her favorite food is corn on the macabre. National review reporter kat timpf. [cheers and applause] and he jumps rope with a telephone line, former wwe superstar and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. Mike, good to see you. Is there any hope for the United States to actually become united . No. By the way, i like this is the International Symbol for jumping rope, right, tyrus . I liked that, that was good. Greg answer the question, mike. I wasnt even listening to the question. I think youve got an absolutely Perfect Point here. Theres nobody lives in the center anymore. Nobody is living in the middle ground. Its like trend are. Warfare. Both sides are over here on opposite sides throwing hand grenades at each other, and weve lost the ability to have a civil discourse really just about anything. As soon as you start talking, somehow it veers off course. And ive seen ive got family that sits on both sides of the spectrum, right and left. Greg right. And on the left, its pretty hard core left. And i just want to have dinner, right . You just want to get together and enjoy family and everything, and you cant do it. Its very, very difficult. Were not approaching civil war status, i dont think thats ever going to happen. By the way, if it did, the left would get its ass kicked. [laughter] [applause] but i think we do need to step back, take a breath and do exactly what you say. Next time youre in a conversation just realize, hey, look, weve seen a lot worse times. And its not the death of the republic every time the Administration Takes an action. Greg you know, tom, is it too much to expect the left to meet the right like finish not even halfway with. Id be happy if 10 . Because theyre angry theyre out of power. You want 10 or you going to give 10 or give 90 . Im going to give 90. Oh, thats too much [laughter] i dont know. I dont think its that bad. I mean, people yell at each other on, in the media greg thats true. On tv we yell at each other. Were always yelling at each other. And twitter and everything else. But in normal life were kind of nice the each other most of the time, you know, unless they kick you out of a restaurant every once in a while. Greg yes. But i dont mind. I think maybe the civility thing, i dont like civility. [laughter] its a debate. Its fake. Civilitys fake. Greg that is true. No one wants to be nice. They ask you a question at a debate, and theyre like first id like to pause and thank everyone for being here. Shut up and answer the question. I want to be a little more rude. Shut up, tom greg all right. Kat, i have a theory, and im not its like does social media contribute to hostilities, or is it a release valve so the hostilities are less likely to be on the street and more likely in the broadband where nobody really gets hurt . Is that correct . Or are you just, like, staring at me blankly waiting for me to shut up . I mean, i think that people can get hurt on social media. I think that sometimes people can be really, really mean and really, really nasty. And whenever you look at their bios, its always like loving grandfather. [laughter] youre like, whoa, why are you like this . Where does it come from . Is it better that hes not yelling at his grandkids, i guess probably. Greg yes. I want everyone to be nice to their grandkids, so ill be fine being called an idiot bimbo by a grandpa, you know . I can take it. But social media shows you how really ugly people are on the inside, and i think its actually kind of terrifying. Greg tyrus huh . Greg what . No, you said my name. Greg thats how i try to get you interested in this show. Oh. Greg should we all take the high road instead of like deja vu. Yeah, i take the high road. I tote the middle. I walk casually. Im not much of a yeller. Is so people scream, im usually more of a what . Im a facial be guy, so social Media Opportunity do much for me. I do agree its good for some people to say what they would never say in person, in real life because the ramifications and repercussions for some of their tough talk or their negative talk, worse thing that happens to them is they get blocked. Greg right. You walk up to me on the street, you get your ass kicked. Then youve got to heal, youve got to, you know, get new teeth [laughter] in some cases learn to walk again. So its less people are a lot tougher without the consequences. But what works for me because i get at lot of questions asked, i tend to answer them in ways that ends the conversation. Hey, tyrus, how you doing . Maintaining. Keep moving. Whats going on . Room temperature. Just throw something at em. [laughter] hey, whats up . Furnace. By the time they figure out what you said, youre gone. [laughter] i do think theres a potentially dangerous numbing effect from the social media. And much like kids playing shooter games nonstop, right, and the ability for that to stunt sort of the development of empathy in those kids, i think the social media can do the same thing. And we dont know because it hasnt been here hong are enough long enough what the longterm impact can be. But i worry that its removed the ability for us to have a reasoned conversation at least in the current moment. Id like to ask my dad to stop yelling at kat timpf online. [laughter] if he would do that, that would help. Stop calling her names. [laughter] thanks, tom. Greg no, but it is true, like, in order to have a conversation, you have to have some kind of facial recognition to see the eyes and know if somebodys kidding. 90 of all the problems on social media is because nobody knows when youre kidding, you know . Like, i get in huge fights on texts from people because they read it wrong. I mean yeah, sorry about that. Greg [bleep] in jest. They bleep that stuff. [laughter] gonna make em work late tonight. You know what . Thats a big problem in relationships greg yes. Because we think facts, and they write emotion. When i read it, what time are you going to be home . [laughter] greg exactly. Youre on the set for 12 hours . Why you always and then when she calls, im like, what . Im not doing nothing [laughter] im trying to work. Why are you yelling at me . You yelled at me first when you text me. Have you ever noticed now, i heard what you said. No, you didnt, you read what i said. Weve become weird. Greg i know. Its gotta change. Any chance for a conservative Peace Movement . I think thats great. Im with you. Greg i think it can happen. I mean, the tea party was a peaceful movement, but it wasnt about peace, it was about economics. But i think its possible. Whats this thing going to be, like the Peace Movement of the 60s . Whats the conservative Peace Movement . Tie dye khakis. All right, coming up, who would you trust to babysit your kids, the 13yearold next door or this robot . We know one of them wont be drinking your beer. [cheers and applause] thing says summer like a beach trip, so lets promote our Summer Travel deal on choicehotels. Com like this. Surfs up. Earn a 50 gift card when you stay just twice this summer. Or, badda book. Badda boom. Book now at choicehotels. Com greg would you hand over your tot to a robot . Its called the ipal. Its a robot e do signed to entertain Young Children and be a babysitter too. It made its debut in china, and its designers say it offers education and company for lonely children and peace of mind for adults. Its programmed to give homework lessoned and tell jokes, and parents can remotely talk to and monitor children through the robot. Said a spokesperson, quote when a child sees it, he or she will think of the robot as a friend be, as another child in the family and then kill it. [laughter] out of jealousy. I added that part. Anyway, for more we asked my robot neighbor jerry what he thinks of all of this. [laughter] greg same thing jerry says every day. [laughter] honestly, i dont even know why hes my neighbor anymore. Is it dangerous having them bond with a nonsent credibility device . Its too cuddly. Seems nice and friendly. The kid was hugging it. Its a baby sitter. It has to be way meaner than the parents. It should be the terminator. [laughter] its like, you know, when you have a substitute, the kids take advantage of the substitute, so the substitute has to be way meaner. You know, if im the regular teacher, your substitute has to be baker. Greg thats true. [laughter] so the robot cant be cute and cuddly, he has to be scary and meaner so that the kids do what theyre told. Greg kat, would you life have been better if as a child you had an ipal . Yes. [laughter] i think that this is a great idea, actually. Greg really . I think that the robot is fully capable of making sure the child does not die greg thats good. Which, as i understand it, is the number one thing parents look for in a babysitter. I was very emotionally connected to my furby as a child, and i turned out okay. Greg thats true. Furby, not so well though. [laughter] tyrus, can you see these things in america . Not with my kids. First thing theyd do is take the robot swimming. [laughter] i would come home to a explosion in the bathtub and them going he did it, she did it. [laughter] but i would be, i have big concerns with just, with seeing, like, my kids grow up. The hardest thing for me is theyre so involved theyre very individualistic, theyre very into theyre ipads and video games, and when they play are other kids, sometimes its like you to this heres a ball. Do we download this . Im not sure the personal, the molding, the i growing and stuff, i just dont i have my concerns with that. Greg really . I dont because i dont have children, and i like robots a lot, mike. Robots are not affected by emotion, and that makes them better at everything because every mistake humans make is from emotion. That wasnt a question. Yeah. That was a statement. Greg i realize that. Robots, robot sitters will not sneak a robot boyfriend into your house. [laughter] every babysitter did that when i was a kid. Really . Greg yes. Including sven. Before i forget, i bought my daughter a furby when she was young, scared the crap out of her. It was not a good toy. Although i kept it because now its, you know, fun to scare my kids greg why dont you answer the question. You know what . Okay, heres what i think. Better a robot than a clown, but i agree with tyrus that this things not going to throw a ball with the kids greg it could. And the other thing is actually from a financial point of view, its not bad. Im conflicted on this because financially this could be good. I did a back of the envelope thing. These start around 2500. For my three boys i pay about 60 for four hours for a babysitter when my wife and i go out day trig [laughter] and so we, i figure 60 a pop, thats about 40 times and then that things paying for itself. Greg it is. 60 for four hours . 15 an hour. Greg well, youre in idaho. We are. We just give the kids some guns and chain saws and tell the kids, get out back. The babysitters there in case something happens. I think its a problem. We go back to that same thing which was numbing from social media, numbing from lack of personal contact, numbing from, you know, human development. This could be another problem. Why is personal contact good . Well, okay. For you it might not be. Whoever why is it seen as being objectively good . Were social beings we though . Yeah, we are. Exactly, tyrus. I just dont want to be 60 years old in my chair here, my best friend was a robot, dad. [laughter] a robot i had no friends. You never held me. I plugged the damn thing at night so it could play with you in the morning. [laughter] i downloaded all your favorite games on there. I tried. Thats a good point. If you can make mine craft play on its visual thing, maybe greg the other thing, too, about a robot sitter, you dont have to worry about them stealing your prescriptions. [laughter] ive been watching you. I know youre doing that. All right, before we go to break, an update on a story weve been following. Recently the world went nuts watching video of canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau, video that appeared to show his eyebrow falling off at a press conference. And that was it. And we never saw it again. Leaving us to wonder, where did the eyebrow go . What was his journey . Now we have the exclusive details. Heres our latest installment of where are they now. Its Justin Trudeaus eyebrow that has gone missing. Look at his left eye brow fall down in the middle of a speech, if you can see it right there. Whats it doing . That was in june. It was a story gone viral once anonymous now instantly famous, lusted, desired by everyone, Justin Trudeaus left eyebrow. Unprepared for his overnight fame be, he embraced the attention as well as the excess. Parties, women, more parties. He cavorted with only alisters. Moustaches that ignored him before now took him under their hairy wing. Life couldnt be better for justin true toes left eyebrow until it got to be too much. Justin trudeaus left eyebrow began to wilt under the heat and pressure of the spotlight. He turned to drugs and just for men hair color. [laughter] his mood grew dark. He lost his famous friends. Tom sellecks moustache would no longer return his friends. Chuck todds goatee, rand pauls wet, soggy mop and all of gabe kaplans welcome back kotter. Then it become undeniable, Justin Trudeaus left eyebrow had hit rock bottom. He began renting himself out as a moustache for fake ids until one fateful day when an old friend reached out. That friend none other than john boltons moustache. [laughter] today the eyebrow runs a bed and breakfast with john boltons moustache and says hes finally living his best life. This has been where are they now. [cheers and applause] greg still to come, should we rethink where we choose to drink . Millennials prefer not to leave their couch. I say more room for me to throw up in public. [cheers and applause] no matter who rides point, there are over 10,000 allstate agents riding sweep. Call one today. Are you in good hands . Jardiance asked when it comes to managing your type 2 diabetes, what matters to you . You got a1c, heart, diet, and exercise. Slide em up or slide em down. So lets see. For most of you, its lower a1c. But only a few of you are thinking about your heart. Fact is, even though it helps to manage a1c, type 2 diabetes still increases your risk of a fatal heart attack or stroke. 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Twelve boys ages 3116 1116 and their coach have been in that cave for more than two weeks now. Massive flooding kept rescuers from locating them for nearly ten days. Now oxygen is running out, and authorities want to get everyone out before the heavy monsoon rains start again. Meanwhile, the boys and their coach wrote letters delivered by divers making an 11hour back and forth journey to act as postmen. The coach apologizes to the boys families and promises to take care of them, and despite the dangers, the boys seem to be in good spirits. One reminded his family not to forget to plan his Birthday Party. Another says, quote, when i come out, we will go eat fried chicken. Im mary marianne rafferty, nowk to the greg gutfeld show. Ing. Greg hi, were back. Well, youre back. Im currently at a l are uau luau. Im tall in hawaii. [laughter] which brings me to this question, do millennialsstick because they wont stink because they wont go out to drink . A study says they prefer to drink at home because it takes too much effort to go out. [laughter] id like to Say Something to those three people who stay at home on their couch drinking, thank you for watching my show. [laughter] youre so much better than those other seven out at the bar. They suck. Overall, more than half of American Consumers prefer drinking at home. Reasons range from it being more relaxing to cheaper to personal, whatever that means. The good news is if more are trig at home, that probably means fewer drunks on the road and fewerrer drunks passed out at the bar like this sad sack. There he goes again. [laughter] he goes, whats wrong with this picture . Greg that guys cut off. [laughter] all right. Kat, i believe you are a millennial. Im not sure. Why is it too much effort to go out . Well, yeah, its too much effort, and its also just not as fun. They wont change the sports games from the tvs at the bar to forensic files even if you say please. Greg yes. You have to drink around a bunch of strangers, and sometimes they try to talk to you greg terrible. Even if you give them that your face makes me want to throw up look, they still want to talk to you. I want to be around a bunch of drunk people who i love. Greg oh. Or just your cat. Yeah. Well, you know what . I do have a cat, greg. Its not a punchline, its a beautiful thing. [laughter] greg tyrus, i actually do not im not a big fan of bar drinking at night. I do during the day youre a day drinker . Greg i like to bring my work with me. What are you working on . Greg i actually wrote this book at a bar with. Always work when youre drinking, and you feel like youre not a drunk. What hours would that start, say six a. M. To six p. M. . Greg no, i would go one to five or when i got blurry. Awesome. Kat, let me ask you a question. [laughter] hes a drunk, isnt he . Greg do you have an opinion . I was interviewing you, greg. [laughter] you know what . I partied in college. And when i was done, that was it. I mean, when i go to a bar, people can me for jobs, where the bathroom is, i get tons of jokes, whats it like up there . Its just a long night for me [laughter] so i stay at home. I enjoying being at home. Greg i dont like bad drinkers inexperienced. Greg yeah, inexperienced. Drinking is a gift you shouldnt first of all, jims alibi and symposium in jersey. Part of the problem with millennials is they dont know the joy of a good dive bar. Greg i disagree. But go ahead. And the other thing, i read the story, and i probably misread it, but i read it as if they were doing that thing they seem to like to do which is to claim ownership or invention of something thats been going on for generations. My parents were born in the 20s, they and their generation invented drinking at home. Tiki bars. Greg yes. We had one. My dad and mom were born in the 20s, they had a a tiki bar in the backyard. They called it a lanai. Thats when they came out with the tom collins mixes, and i remember sitting there watching my parents drinking at home and thinking one day thatll be me. [laughter] greg did you ever wonder why they started acting funny . Why are mommy and daddy acting funny . [laughter] they usually sent us to bed before that happened. Greg you didnt understand that, like, over time they started acting differently. Why are they acting differently . Tom, what are your thoughts on this . Ah, young people. They should get out. Youve got to get out more. You know where i like to drink . Sears. [laughter] great place to drink. You can, you know, all different departments. Dont go to the craftsman section. [laughter] but, yeah. I like to get out there, take a flask with me. Its always nice. I need a place since toys r us closed, greg. [laughter] deared god. Dear god. Although hes got a valid point. The joy of a flask. Greg yeah, you know, a flask you cant carry them anymore because youre always being frisked. You used to be able to take them to concerts or on airplanes. Wait a minute, it has to be empty. Im saying you use to be able to. Oh, okay. Not that ive ever been held up with a flask in an airport, but one would think liquid, you know, cant get that through. Greg the other cool thing about drinking at home is it forces you to make your home less depressing. Build a little bar, a little area to drink. Its kind of nice. It depends on the person, greg. You might drink because your home is depressing. [laughter] i sit around White Russian it up while watching law and order. Why are you acting like that . Just leave many me alone. I sit around drinking wipe out of mugs. Thats depressing. I dont think its a problem. It holds things, and they have handle. They have a handle. It makes it easier for me to gesture around when im talking to my cat. [laughter] like this . You know, like are, you know, like that when you talk. Greg there is no wine tastes the same whether its in a mug or a wine glass. I disagree. Yeah. Disagree. Greg should we do a whole other segment when you go to a party and they have wine and you have to drink out of the red cup, im going home. Greg oh. Racist. [laughter] coming up, where the hell do these go at night . Well answer audience questions. Stick around. [cheers and applause] honey look, your old portable cd player. My high school rethainer. Oh dont. Its early 90s sitcom star dave coulier. Cut. It. Out [laughing] what year is it . As long as stuff gets lost in the couch, you can count on geico saving folks money. Fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. A hotel can make or break a trip. And at expedia, we dont think you should be rushed into booking one. Thats why we created expedias addon advantage. Now after booking your flight, you unlock discounts on select hotels right until the day you leave. Addon advantage. Discounted hotel rates when you add on to your trip. Only when you book with expedia. Greg now if i havent told you, im on vacation, so i figured this as good of a time as any to answer some questions. Some are from viewers, some are just questions that randomly popped into my head. First question, if you could have any other job, what would it be . Baker. Fireman. Greg fireman . Why. I had the good fortune of going down to florida to the fire academy and going down there and running through their program, and its amaze what they do. Plus i think greg they fight fires. Yeah. Every day you wake up and you realize what youre doing is potentially saving lives. Every day. Think how energizing that must be. Greg and their trucks are so shiny. There is that. Greg tom, same question. Wouldnt mind doing a little cobbling, gregful. Greg cobbling . Always wanted to be a cobbler. Let me see those shoes. [laughter] i forgot. In your village if you were a cobbler, you got all the ladies. Absolutely. Greg thats true. Maybe a blacksmith too, thats kind of cool. A what . [laughter] i like the art of smithery. Greg thats how you got the last name smithey. Kat . Sea lion trainer. Greg why is that . You get to hang out with sea lions, and you tell them to do something and they do it, you give them a fish. Have you smelled them when they get together . Yeah, but its not good. Dont crush my dreams. Im sorry. Greg tyrus . Your boss. Oh [laughter] [applause] greg dont clap. Egging him on. I would like to be my own personal masseuse. [laughter] wouldnt that be great . Be able to massage yourself . Whenever you get a massage, its never that good. Youre going, ah, do more around the neck. Ah, you just missed the best part. But if youre your own personal masseuse, youre always many tune. Maybe i have a problem. [laughter] that would be a writeup. Greg if you were a high school teacher, what subject would you teach . Im interested what do you think, tom . What would you teach . I think id go gym teacher. Greg really, why . Just get all the kids back. My gym teacher always tortured me, and, you know, take out my aggression on the youth. Greg yeah. [laughter] youd make em climb the rope, wouldnt you . Yeah, all the way to the top. No crash pad down below. Greg fantastic. [laughter] mandatory dodgeball as they leave with baseballs. Dodgeball with baseballs. [laughter] dodge base, we used to call it. Tyrus, i have a feeling youd be a great teacher i was a teacher. I teach history, so ill stick with that. All the answers are in the book. [laughter] whenever a kid fail a test, hes like bra, answers in the book. How do you think i know this stuff . Greg i was always trying to steal the answer key. Everybody wants the answer key, ka,. That was the whole point. What about you . What would you teach . I couldnt do it. Greg no . High school kids terrify me. Greg what about Grade School Kids . Even scarier. Greg yeah . What about preschool kids . Scary too. Greg how about pets . You want to i will teach sea lions. [laughter] greg i would do introduction to greg gutfeld, and the curriculum would be my latest book, the gutfeld monologue, available on amazon, Simon Schuster or other there was space on there to get a few more pictures of myself. Greg believe me, i wanted more. We have time for one more question. Heres how next one. Who is going to be the next president . Ooh. Kat . I think trumps going to win again. Greg but after trump . Me. [laughter] greg okay. Tyrus [applause] so is that tam of 2024 . Yeah. Theyre all going to vote for me. [cheers and applause] greg tyrus . What are you talking about . Trumps president for life, dont you [laughter] greg do you think hes going to have a vote where he gets rid of the term limits . Right after i become press secretary, yep. I cant wait to to come out and say, forever. [laughter] greg tom . I think its, the door to celebrity has opened up. But its not going to be oprah or anybody you think. Who was that guy on friends . Joey . I think hes matt leblanc . Love him. Greg i do too. Especially since his hair went gray. Mike, what about you . Im going with kat, i think trump will win, the dems are going to eat their own. Its going to look like the republican primary, theyre going to have 1618 candidates, theyre going to destroy each other. After trump i suspect it probably could be my wife. Shes the smartest, most eligible person i know. Greg somebody got in a fight. Thank you. Greg somebody got in a fight. [laughter] but the idea of the contrast between one and many is why trump won. They do these studies with product. Like if you want to sell a soft pillow, you dont compare it to a firm pillow, you compare it to five, and everybody likes the contrast. If you had 17 candidates, thats why trump won because everybody looked the same. Its going to happen with democrats. Theyre going to get 15, and that one person that stands out, thats different could be a professional athlete, a comedian how about guy who sawed his boat in half on the commercial . Greg yes. [laughter] you read my mind. [laughter] god, hes insane. Still to come, our favorite commercials and the return of press secretary tyrus, thats next. [cheers and applause] ive got to tell you something important. Its not going to be easy. Quicksilver earns you unlimited 1. 5 cash back on every purchase, everywhere. Actually, thats super easy. My bad. Proven to protect street skaters and freestylers. Thats super easy. Stops up to 97 uv. Lasts through heat. Through sweat. Coppertone. Proven to protect. This wifi is fast. I know i know i know i know when did brian move back in . Brians back . He doesnt get my room. Hes only going to be here for like a week. Like a month, tops. Oh boy. Wifi fast enough for the whole family is simple, easy, awesome. In many cultures, young men would stay with their families until their 40s. Greg and now a time to take a look back at the baroque period in europe. Just kidding. Were taking a look at our favorite videos. Sometimes i need the hard news of the day, but other times i just want to cuddle. Why cant i have both . Well, now you can with the new bret bear. [laughter] just squeeze his tummy and get informed. The 4 isst president 41st president wants to go to maine this summer. Hes there when you start your day. French president Emmanuel Macron and his wife arrived yesterday and with his signature tie, pocket square and flag pin, he fits in with even the most sophisticated crown. Crown crowd. And hes there at the end of your day too. When i get home at night, i just want something to hold that brings me comfort, but i also want the news. At this hour voters are still casting ballots in arizonas special election. Thanks, bret bear. And dont forget, he can help you nail a job interview. Rough day on wall street, the s p 500 lost 36, the nasdaq finished down 121. How about now . Youre hired. [laughter] so get your bret bear today. Im bret baier in washington, and ill see you later. [laughter] greg all right. [cheers and applause] tyrus, what have you got . Actually, greg, my favorite is one no one has even seen yet. As you know, i sometimes fill as the White House Press secretary, and i did it again this week. Take a look. [inaudible conversations] its good to be back. If any of you have questions for greg, make it fast. Ive got a Birthday Party to be at in 30 minutes. Can you tell us how the invitees were selected . Yeah. Its a private party that gregs hosting for his pet ferret claude. He said if i dont attend, fusion gps will release a dossier on me. He invited the president too, but im pretty sure hes busy. Is there anything you can tell us about that . 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Before i talk about north korea, i want to say that we are closely following the news of the flooding and landslides that are hitting western japan. The United States expresses its deep condolences to the families of those who died, and we send our thoughts and prayers to the families who are injured or missing. To our japanese friends, the American People stand with you as you recover from this tragedy. As we build on the momentum of President Trump and chairman kim jong uns historic summit, the United States, the republic of korea and japan continue to strengthen our trilateral cooperation to achieve the goals set out in singapore. To that very end, todays meeting was a top priority after my talks in north korea these past days. Over two dayses my team and i met with the vice minister and his colleagues. Weed had good we had good, productive conversations which which will continue in the days and weeks ahead. In the meantime, sanctions remain in place. And we will continue to enforce them with great vigor. During the visit we intended to build upon the agreements made by President Trump and chairman kim, and we made progress. But first, let me make clear north korea reaffirmed its commitment the complete denuclearization. We had detailed and substantive discussions about the next steps towards a fully verified and complete denuclearization. In addition, north korea agreed to meet in mid july to discuss the repatriation of remains of our American Service members. North korea also reaffirmed its earlier commitment to destroy its missile engine test site which will make the region and the world safer. We also established a working level team that will carry out the daytoday work of our two sides. Yep, the road ahead will be difficult and challenging, and we know critics try to minimize will try to minimize the work that weve achieved. But our allies, like the republic of korea and japan, President Trump and i believe that peace is worth the effort. And thats something that we all want. As allies, we share and are committed to the same goal, the fully verified, final denuclearization of north korea as agreed to by chairman kim jong un. As President Trump has said, there is no limit to what north korea can achieve if it gives up its nuclear weapons. Should the dprk follow i through on its commitments, we look forward to helping north korea obtain prosperity and earn the respect of the world. However, north korea will first have to fulfill its commitments to denuclearize. Sanctions will remain in place until final fullyverified denuclearization as agreed to by chairman kim occurs. Multiple u. N. Security Council Resolutions unanimously passed require all nations to fully enforce those sanctions. Our three countries will continue to be vocal in reminding each country of its obligations to do so. And so while we are encouraged by the progress of these talks, progress alone does not justify the relaxation of the existing sanctions regime. There is also no change to our ironclad commitment to the defense of our allies, the republic of korea and japan. The security of our allies is integral to our american security. The United States looks forward to continuing our close coordination with japan and south korea as we achieve the successful implementation of the agreement that was achieved at the singapore summit. Thank you. Thank you very much. Lastly, let us invite the minister. Thank you very much. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen of the press. It is, indeed, a distinct honor for me to be here with secretary of state, mr. Mike pompeo, and my japanese counterpart, the foreign minister, near tokyo so soon after secretary pompeos third visit to pyongyang. But first of all, let me also reiterate the sentiment expressed by secretary pompeo about the terrible losses caused by the torrential rain and flooding in western japan. Our thoughts are very much with the families and communities affected by this climactic event, and we wish them, the government swift recovery and our greatest sympathies to the families affected. Secretary pompeos visit to the pyongyang, his third one, this visit having taken place in followup to the historic u. S. north korea summit has been a productive starting point for implementing the agreements reached between President Trump and chairman kim in singapore. Todays meeting among the three of us underscores the unwavering commitment on the part of our three countries to achieve the shared goal of complete denuclearization and the establishment of lasting peace and on the Korean Peninsula. First and foremost, i would like to express my deepest gratitude and admiration to secretary pompeo for his tireless efforts to advance the dialogue with north korea. With a great deal of patient and deep commitment to turning this historic opportunity into reality of a nuclearfree, peaceful Korean Peninsula. At todays meeting secretary pompeo explained to us in detail the results of his visit to north korea and gave us a a good sense of the work Going Forward including the meeting scheduled on july 12th regarding the return of the p. O. W. m. I. A. Remains. But further consultations to be had with north korea Going Forward. In the two rounds of the interkorean summits and last months u. S. north korea summit, the three leaders cheerily set the direction clearly set the direction toward our shared goal. And secretary pompeis visit pompeos visit to pyongyang this time has taken the first steps in that direction, and we expect there to be these to be followed up by further constructive and productive negotiations between the u. S. And north north korea and the rc of korea stands ready to provide whatever assistance is needed to move the dialogue along. The Security Council sanctions, as we have agreed in our trilateral meeting, will remain in place and faithfully implemented until we are assured of complete denuclearization by north korea. North koreas denuclearization and provision of security guarantees and Economic Development that it desires must move together in our joint efforts to chart a Brighter Future towards lasting peace and prosperity on the Korean Peninsula and, indeed, this region. This was the blueprint set forth in president moons speech in berlin a year ago as well as the vision that president s trump and chairman kim agreed to in singapore. And, therefore, it is thus in the interest of all that we move forward expeditiously in this endeavor. We have also confirmed once again that the rok u. S. Alliance is firm and strong and will remain so during this process of north koreas denuke hardization. We denuclearization. We have made it clear that decisions to suspend certain parts of the joint military exercises include aring the usg has been taken jointly with the aim of encouraging north korea to actively and ebbs we dishesly ebbs we dishesly engage in the process and that our combine defense posture would remain ironclad. Our two countries will continue to maintain water tight coordination in any and all issues related to the rok are u. S. Alliance. In closing, may i once thank again my counterparts, the minister and secretary, for the show of solidarity that our three countries have main