Movie franchise releasing all of his sequels at once in a world of injustice, one justice reigns supreme. Nude man on a unicorn films presents neil gorsuch, with special appearances by Jean Claude Van damme and dofl lundgren. So was that a surprise . Was it . Executive action ii, supreme justice. Greg its even better than the first, and no one can handle trump, including the frantic media, the bedwetting celebrities, and this, americas sweetheart. You should be ashamed of yourself you should [bleep] its not up to these students to kick the [bleep] out of neonazis. They were [bleep] you coming from a professor. From a professor greg she is sexy. Thats right, that is a professor screaming at the nypd. What a peach, a rotten peach. Shes a professor [bleep] hey, guys, shes a professor. Youre here to protect neonazis so [bleep] you [bleep] those kids should not have to take this stuff from neonazis, and youre putting them this that situation. Go to hell [bleep] you, nypd. Greg i bet she smells great, like a dumpster full of old salad. Meanwhile, former comedienne Sarah Silverman demanded a violent co to up. Finish she walked it back. Shes about as edgy as a panda part. Then fart. Then theres debra messing. Youve got to hand it to trump, he is driving the worst people crazy. I love it theyre all turning into this im disgusted im a professor how dare you how dare you, [bleep] greg so what is she a professor of, exactly . How to be a soaring jackass . I love it. Donald trump is like an itch that liberals cant scratch until they finally rip their own faces off. Its so bad that they now demand that tom brady renounce his friendship to trump or face their ultimate wrath. Of course, these are the same twerps who admired colin kaepernick. Colin wouldnt stand for the national anthem. Now no one can stand him. Hes a large bowl of stupid. So its saturday night. Who would you rather be, a radical ruin like colin, desperately trying to seek political relevance as his career dries up, or tom brady who doesnt think donald trump is such a bad guy . One of them is playing the super bowl tomorrow, and the other is sitting home in his dirty che underpants sniffing his fingers. Ill let you decide. [cheers and applause] here he he is greg lets welcome tonights guess. Hes from the greatest Football Team in history, the San Francisco 49ers, threetime super bowl champion randy cross. [cheers and applause] yes. Like a coffee enema, he brightens my day every morning, brian kilmeade. [cheers and applause] shes as grim as she is slim, National Review reporter, kat timpf. [cheers and applause] finally, the good year blimp is his throw poem low, fox news contributor, tyrus. [cheers and applause] or brian, because youre the least athletic here, i want to talk politics. Protests all over the country against trump. Its like trump is starting a mutiny, and the more action that he causes, the more i kind of like him. Think about this, and in london and australia today. And the thing is to keep this mind, i havent spoken to one person who voted for donald trump thats disappointed in donald trump greg no. This is exactly what he did. He basically took his collection of speeches from his running for president greg yes. One by one, hes checking them off, and people are outraged by it. Was the rollout on the executive order on the sevennation pause bad . Yeah, absolutely. Was the communication bad . Absolutely. But since then, think about it. We had someone with a machete in front of the louvre greg right. Macheting a french soldier because he was not islamic. Thats what Donald Trumps trying to avoid. Hes trying to keep the country safe. Why dont people realize that . Greg donald trump will make a bad argument for himself, but the facts back up his argument, and everybodys always proven right. All right, randy, politics, sports, youre an expert at both. I watch your twitter feed. Oh, you do. Greg yes. How do you feel about the fact that theyre demanding that tom brady relenting wish his friendship relinquish his friendship to donald trump . Anytime i turn on any kind of news or read anything online, its people losing their flipping minds. Greg i know. Its like the lady in the open. My, that escalated quickly. Why should tom brady, why should Bill Belichick, why should robert kraft explain their friendship . Its got nothing to do with what were doing here this week. Greg no, its true. Kat, as you know a lot of professional athletes, they do a lot of unusual things, they hang out with strippers, they shoot themselves in clubs, they have dogs fight each other. Which is not nice. Greg im against all of that. But here you have a guy whos a friend with the president of the United States, thats evil. Yeah. Well, i miss good sports info. When i would go to tiger games, i could impress my uncles by insulting players from the other team. Now tom bradys friends with the president , and thats the best insult you can have . If you were sitting at home so concerned that tom bradys out hanging out with the president , maybe you should stop sitting at home. Imrg dprg yes. Finding . Else to do with your life. Tom brady doesnt care what you think about who hes hanging out with, because hes tom brady. Greg yeah. I went to the same high school as he did. Thats all i got, tyrus. [laughter] very cool. Greg kind of pathetic thats the only sports trivia no, you have a link to randy. Greg who . To mr. Cross. Greg yeah, thats true. My mother and your motherinlaw used to play bridge together at green Hills Country club. Thats right. Beautiful millbury, california. You are like a sports guy. He went to high school with a sports youre the guy next to the guy, next to the guy who knew the guy. Greg tyrus, did you try out for the Dallas Cowboys . Yeah, i did. Ended up my aing my playing arena football. Ing. Greg what are your thoughts on this whole thing . First of all, in sports its great when great athletes are citizens too. And when i say that, im talking about muhammad ali, Kareem Abduljabbar that when they went and took on a cause, they took and encompassed a cause. They themselves were the movement. So what they did, you respected because they practiced what they preached. Colin kaepernick hadnt become a major star in sports, and then when he decides to be a citizen, he wasnt educated. He didnt vote. He didnt back anything up. He basically said, well, my girlfriend made me do this, and thats why he doesnt get the respect he deserves. Be he did all those things to try to make a point. He didnt have the afro before. He felt if i grow an afro and i can relate to this because im lightskinned too he thought hed be taken more credibly, and thats not how it works. Greg i have a theory, i know that kat might not understand this because youre only 12. Thank you. Greg donald trump is the 1976 to the 1980s oakland raiders. So they were, and a reputation for dirty play oh, yeah. Greg but they won. They won. [cheers and applause] and the press, the press and the media, they are the 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers who lost every single game. I was going to say the 2008 i can understand going out late and getting your work done the next day. Greg detroit lions, also, were terrible. Thats the media. Hows that for a theory . Its not terrible. I think the raiders didnt give very much of a heck about what everybody else thought. They took care of oh, my god. Lyle alzado . One of my favorite old movies in the 70s was billy jack, it was a terrible movie. Oh, yeah, great movie, yeah, yeah. Im going to take this right foot and put it on the right side of your face, and theres nothing you can do about it. Donald trump is the billy jack of president s. That didnt even occur to me. In life if you ever get in trouble, sometimes you say, wow, how do i get out of this . Donald trump does not mind the angst that normally overcomes people. He does not mind the stress and the controversy. Right. He embraces it. He does not care because hes thoroughly convinced he is right. Greg yes. And people love that. To a given extent, he is right. To the protests real quick, i consider that the same thing, they watched their friend hillary get beat up in a street fight, and no one did anything. They didnt vote. And when she was laying down, now theyre like, oh, what happened . Were going to protest everything. [inaudible conversations] thats screaming professor lady, she was alone. She was there by herself. Greg she was defending the students. That is a woman that gets paid to teach kids. By the way, there is no i notice that almost all athletes are conservative, and heres why, because liberal ethos does not work. You cant have affirmative action for, like, your offensive line. There are no women in the super bowl tomorrow. Thats unfair. Thats sexist. Well, that professor should have been in chicago in 1968 greg yeah. At that march. Greg all right, weve got to go. So much more. Up next, will the halftime show get political . We have no idea, but were going to pretend that we do. [cheers and applause] sugar shield sugar is everywhere and crest complete has a sugar shield to protect teeth from sugar found in everyday foods. Crest complete. Shield your teeth from sugar. So sugar may visit, but its not sticking around. Hi hey you look good. Thank you, i feel good. It all starts with eating right. Thats why i eat amaz n prunes now. Theyre delicious and help keep my body in balance. I love these. Sunsweet amaz n prunes, the feel good fruit. Yet up 90 fall short in getting key nutrients from food alone. Lets do more. Add one a day mens complete with key nutrients we may need. Plus hearthealth support with b vitamins. One a day mens in gummies and tablets. Greg welcome back. My exwife, lady gaga, says shell start the super bowl halftime show the same way that i sleep at night, suspended from the roof. I wonder if itll be special because shes been planning it since she was 4, so she knows exactly what shes going to do. You know, ive been planning this since i was 4. I know exactly what im going to do. Greg the only thing i planned when i was 4 was my next poo. Still, some are wondering if gaga will use the show to take a shot at President Trump. Meanwhile, there are reports the halftime show will feature hundreds of drones. Its true, she hired the entire msnbc lineup. I couldnt resist it. I dont blame you, but i do think shes going to use this opportunity to speak out against trump. Shes already indicated that she would, and i think its totally abhorrent. If its her concert, i paid, i know what im going, but this is not her show. The shows between the team, and it should not be about her or, and and theyve got to be in that locker room talking about bradys passes or what ryan completed. And it bothers me be, because i think people are egging her on. Greg right. You know, randy, if theres one thing i want when im watching a football game, its to be lectured by a rich pop singer. Its the best way to go. You saw those wings she was wearing there, she better have something a little different mind or shell reach in terminal e velocity in about two seconds. Greg thats right, her and the drones are going to be on the roof. Kat, do you like drones . No, i dont like the way we use drones against the constitution to kill innocent civilians. However, in terms of lady gaga, do your little song and dance. Shes a great performer. Shes entertaining to watch. Why waste it, i hope that youre wrong, brian, i hope she doesnt talk about trump at all. First of all, we already know how you feel about trump. We already know that youre a, on the trump is bad team. We already know that, thats fine. Thatd be like going out and saying i like attention. She wore a meat dress. Who in the blue hell is she going to be preaching to . Her base . Im not going to watch football, they get concussions. Theyre going to be watching dont forget mma. Yeah. So super bowl is a time to come together, we dont talk about politics, we talk about football. If she goes out there and says death to trump, whatever, its going to be laughable, and itll backfire. Just remember, just get your linsin k straight lip sync straight, it should be a rock and roll band anyways. Greg keep in mind her record sales are going down greg really . So this is an opportunity for her to take 50 of the country that would be against that stance and not tell them to go greg but if she comes out for trump, could this be shell come out in a red hat . It could happen. Right. Greg by the way, if she comes out with a big leftwing kind of thing, we should air drop kid rock down from the roof i disagree with all that. I will also maybe not watch a kid rock performance, but i have before. If toby keith did the same thing, i would be saying the same thing. Not here, bro. Its literally everywhere else all the time. Were not going to sit around and listen to a speech. You remember why we did this . You were playing in the game, randy. People were tuning out at halftime because it was being counterprogrammed by Networks Like fox. So they got real acts there. But those acts, when they become bigger than the game, are a problem. Hence, janet jackson. Why would the nfl even allow a controversial person to even perform . It doesnt have to be controversial. Its one of the hardest parts about the super bowl, is halftime. Greg yeah. Your normal halftimes, what, 1215 minutes long . Super bowls a half hour. Greg youve got to sit in the locker room coaches can only x and o for about ten minutes, theyre going, i got nothing for you. Take a nap, lay down. Greg how does one get a job as, like, a water boy . How do you apply water boy. As in not water man. Greg no, im a water you aged out. Its not water man, its water boy. Youre the right height. Greg i am the right height. And im great with a towel, i really am. The falcons, arthur blank is bringing the entire organization to this game because it is a behind the scenes game. Up until about three months ago, my son was working for the falcons in their sales department. Hes pretty sick hes not here. [laughter] he took another job. He took another job because they have to sell out that brand new stadium. Or get boxes and boxes of tissues for them the falcons are filling that stadium out just fine. Brg greg whats your ideal halftime . Oh, rock and roll. Bruce springsteen in tampa was there. Rock and roll always sounds better, theres no lip syncing greg i want a High School Marching band. That was super bowl i. Greg did you know in 1970 it was Carol Channing . The lady gaga or the golden days of up with people. Greg yes, exactly. Chubby checker was also halftime. He was not coming out against trump. Greg we cant call him chubby anywhere horizontally challenged. Greg brian kilmeade, youre leaving us. Has anyone done a segment yet on super bowl ads . Because i think were going to do that next, and, i know, thats unpredictable, but were always breaking new ground. But, first, do you know your football terms . Kat and tyrus quiz the fans. Looks like theres some extracurricular activity on the field. [laughter] means somebodys doing a Little Something they shouldnt be doing. No, it means, like, volunteer or work, theyre doing something they should be doing, like raking leaves for the children. They need to air it out more. Throw the ball long. 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The president and first lady are attending the first cross ball tonight at his resort in florida. A number of protesters gathered near mar maralago. The ball is, ironically, raising money to help refugees affected by the order. Matt ryan has been named most valuable player for the nfl. He and tom brady meet in tomorrows super bowl. Houston police say theyre ready to keep the crowd secure. More than 100,000 out of towners are expected in houston for the big game. Im patti ann brown, now back to the greg gutfeld show. [cheers and applause] greg were back, and were in houston. Its as sporty as i am shorty. Joining us, clay travis. Were going to be talking about super bowl ads because no one else is talking about them. They shell out 5 million for 30 seconds of time. Thats more money than bill oreilly spends on his brill cream. Is it worth the cash . [laughter] lets start with this ad from honda. When you start out, you might not know where youre going or what youre doing. Or why youre carrying this red rose with you. Believe in yourself. You think that any of these folks believed that id make it . Definitely not. Heres to chasing dreams and the amazing places they lead. The all new crv. Greg clay, i dont know about you, but that creeped the hell out of me. Its also totally ineffective. I just think about it being harry potter, like the moving picture thing. I dont really care what those guys looked like when they were celebrities. Were going to mix tech with a car and hope people get confused. Greg i found it was that, that, look at haha, look at me, im more famous than my obscure friends. I am boycotting yearbooks not honda. I dont love them at all. I dont fit in them. I dont know if it was a yearbook oncare. Greg what do you drive, tyrus . Im a chevy guy. A big truck. Greg i dont know. I just fine you know what that tells me . That technology can make us, can frame us in any crime, that they can make if they can make anything possible, im going to get be framed for some horrible thing that i did in the film in germany. Thats what you think about. Greg yes. All right. Theres another ad. This broke new ground. It features mr. Clean, and i think hes been working out. Sarah . Sarah . Cleaning up . Greg im speechless. Randy, what with are you thinking right now . Every time i see that, im just not quite sure i should be watching it. [laughter] greg you know what it is . Do they have cameras in their house . Greg i find this whole thing clay, i find this disgusting. Cartoon human sex . Shes attracted its almost as bad as bestiality. Yeah wow. [laughter] greg yes, i went there. Its important for women. Im a married guy. This is why i pay, for somebody to come clean the house, because my wife is more likely to sleep with me if the house is clean. Greg wow. I really do think its probably an effective ad for guys never made that decision that way. Wheres the husband . Hes out working two, three jobs, and shes getting it on with mr. Clean . I keep my apartment very, very messy as a feminist act. [laughter] greg heres my im just happy mr. Dirty. Greg i think hes brave for coming out in this commercial. Im happy about that. Mr. Dirty. Greg this is a very disturbing commercial from bud light. Yeah, to be honest, i dont even have an excuse, man. Im just going to stay in. Hello, brian. Spuds mckenzie . What are you doing here . My wrestling people dont drink bud lights with friends. At this very moment your friends are hanging out, youre missing it. I just didnt think it was a big deal, you know . Greg this is disgusting. Kat, you love this ad its amazing. I think more companies should use death to sell products. When he said my soul cant rest when people arent drinking bud lights with friends, thats amazing. I want my tombstone to say that, please. The original spuds mckenzie. Everybody had tshirts, it was incredible. I would bring it back and keep him back. That guy knew who he was . He was 5 years old. He would have to google his phone and be like they need to know about death. Every ad is better with animals. Greg that is true. Clydesdales are. Greg yes, thats true. Even puppies. Why wouldnt he be dead . You know, its something we immediate to talk about. Its something we all share. Everyone dies. Greg i dont think its so beer to pets. They sold it to me. Greg all right. Well, you know, it doesnt take much to get you to drink a beer. True. Greg all right. This next ad, surprisingly, is not for quaaludes, its for avenue avocados. Avocados, delicious. Eat them. Eat it [laughter] everyone loves guacamole. For suburban moms. Come and get it, hipsters. Greg clay, you think this is an ad for ecstasy . Ill tell you what, its why donald trump is building the wall, lets be honest. [laughter] and also jon lovitz has the best damn Agent Service all time. How does he get that ad . I kind of liked it. Liked it . I just like the casting of it. Listen, last year the creepiest commercial ever was the gang am style distavern cho. Its off the hook. Congratulations jon i had a night in mexico during college that was just like that. [laughter] greg and it was with jon lovitz. Hes the king of creeps. Youre the creepy guy in the movie, you bring him in. You need a creepy guy to scare your kid at a party greg did you notice a year ago no one was putting avocado on toast . Its very high calorie bread. You dont get back to car very often, do you to california, do you . Greg im not allowed back. Okay. Greg heres a disturbing ad. Its for skittleses, candy for people who cant handle m and ms. Katie . Katie . Katie . Katie . Katie . Katie . Katie . Greg all right, that was my favorite ad. No . I think it was the worst, by far. Greg really . Oh, yeah, atrocious. Greg whats wrong with it, clay . Its boring. You want to watch middleaged people shift around their bedroom on the floor . Greg thats how i get up in the morning. I expected mr. Clean to come in there at the end. Yeah. Jon lovitz on the three its amazing to me that somebody made millions of money greg i thought that was a brilliant idea. No, that was just ive never wanted skittles less. What were they doing before he started throwing the skittles greg did you notice a trend here . Avocados and skittles, some have druglike powers. People need them. Whenever you see drug commercials, they treat them like theyre inert substances, like theyre walking on the beach after they take lunesta or whatever, but food is the drug. Its kind of interesting how they switched it. Does that make sense . Yeah. Avocado, the new crack. Aye ive eaten an avocado, and im fine. Avocados from mexico. Greg i love them. 21 grams of fat, but its good fat. I dont buy any of that. Greg i have good fat. All right. Clay, pleasure. Please come back to new york. Love to do it. Greg all right. Up next, a story so hot youll need to wear oven mitts on your face. How can President Trump win over all of us lazy americans . It rhymes with paid time off. [cheers and applause] if you would like to be part of our studio audience, email i. , or a cream. Its a pill that treats plaque psoriasis differently. Some people who took otezla saw 75 clearer skin after 4 months. And otezlas prescribing information has no requirement for routine lab monitoring. Dont take otezla if you are allergic to any of its ingredients. Otezla may increase the risk of depression. Tell your doctor if you have a history of depression or suicidal thoughts, or if these feelings develop. Some people taking otezla reported weight loss. Your doctor should monitor your weight and may stop treatment. Side effects may include diarrhea, nausea, upper respiratory tract infection, and headache. 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Anyway, heinz ketchup is leading a petition to make it a National Holiday claiming 16 Million People take the day off anyway, those lazy people. Another option, move the game back to president s day weekend since the day is already after a holiday. If nothing else, mr. Chairman, it would leave us more time to play pingpong with our cats. [laughter] greg thats teamwork, matt. Much like in the new celebrity apprentice. We were just talking about my former teammate, jon lovitz. When you hang out with him, you cannot help but Start Talking like him. Jon lovitz. He was crazy. Greg is this whole feud between trump and schwarzenegger manufactured for ratings . They did call me and ask if i thought this would be good. Its surreal, having the president of the United States pray for arnold schwarzenegger. Dont pray for arnold, im final four against boy george. I think i dont know if it is manufactured. Heres the problem, it happened on, i think, a tuesday or wednesday, and with the news cycle, monday, by the time the episode its going to have moved on. Greg its time for boy george to change his name to man george you wanted to be a water boy. Greg all right. I want to ask about this whole thing im not sure i want a holiday, matt. By the way, did john kerry have any influence over this with heinz greg yeah. Heres my point about this, i feel like this is spinal tap. Its super bowl sunday. Why not move it just to saturday and then have sunday be your day off . I mean, because its called super bowl sunday greg that is too nfl. Its already the number one callin sick day in america. Yes. The day after the super bowl. Why not just get it over with were not working anyway. [laughter] greg whatever youre doing, i bet theres more industrial accident, the people who get to work with a house lousy hangover to, they get on a forklift, next thing you know, theyve crushed their buddy steve this is especially for people that dont especially care about the game like i do, because if youre not interested in something, what do you have to do . Drink until its interesting. So then the next day is even harder for us. Im a big fan of it. Lets do it. Greg i have a theory, tyrus, that its not really the alcohol, its a food hangover. You eat a lot of its, youre missing the fans journey. They start at training camp, they go through the season, through trade, through injuries, they go through their fantasy football letdowns, then the super bowls a culmination of everything that comes together, and be then theres the big depressing thing ive got nothing to watch for the next thats what it is. The day you have to fix your marriage. Its the day you realize youre going to have to take her out to dinner this week, that you can no longer duck out of church because its the big game. Now youve got to go. Its a rough ending to the wonderful thing that is football. Greg why dont they just make the game shorter . Oh okay, stop. Stop talking. Shorter . Greg yes. The commissioner talked about that. They want to have fewer commercials. Greg i want fewer penalties. Get rid of the penalties. All penalties go away. Add weapons. Thunderdome. Greg if youre injured, you stay on the field. Youre right though, i do think this would be a move, to declare monday a holiday. Its a snow day. We all love a snow day. Greg you know what, though . America prides itself on a work ethic. Were not france. We dont want to turn into europe, wherever that is. Im not even sure if were saying we need a day off because were so drunk and so full of avocado toast, i think theres some American Pride in that. [cheers and applause] greg yeah, that is true. [laughter] and maybe i dont even know why theyre applauding. The avocado toast. For the worst part, for the team that loses, if youve got to wait another day to go to work for that guy thats hating on you, because that water cooler if atlanta goes down by 20, lets say, and that guys waiting for you, and he wants his 10 bet with 2 that ridiculous bet that you thought youd never have to pay off. Yeah. Monday, its dday when you go in. [laughter] greg i am sick. Okay, this is the problem. Im actually sick. I have the flu. And i, no ones going to believe me, you know . Its all about you. Greg its all about me. All right, weve got to go greg, were giving you the rest of the night off. Go get drunk. Im on six different pills, and none of them are illegal. Unfortunately. Coming up, i predict next segment will be our predictions for super bowl li. I know, were nothing if not predictable. But first, kat, tyrus and the football quiz. Im going to ask you a football question, and youre going to tell me what it means, okay . Theyre going to call a timeout to ice the kicker. So he loses his mojo. Yes, great no. Thats when they put ice in his [inaudible] because its all about booze and sports and booze. No, its not. Defense is starting to assert itself. [inaudible] ill accept that. Time to get tough, yes. No. It means when someone doesnt text you back, you dont text them back, because youre not accepting from others that youre not willing to accept from yourself, because you deserve better treatment than that, you know . He didnt text you back, he didnt text you back. Thank you. It is not about relationships. [cheers and applause] its the Phillips Lady anyone ever have occasional constipation,diarrhea, gas or bloating . She does. She does. Help defend against those digestive issues. Take Phillips Colon Health probiotic caps daily with three types of good bacteria. 400 likes . Wow try Phillips Colon Health. Greg ing were back from houston. So it wouldnt be a special super bowl show without predictions. Im going to start with you, or randy cross, what have you got . I love atlanta. I live in atlanta greg yeah. [cheers and applause] i think the state of georgia will have the whole day off tomorrow right after they win. I wont bore you with the score. Greg no, but whos better, tom brady or joe montana . Whos lost the most super bowls . Dang between those two. Hes got to have joe cools back. Ive got to ride and die with my guy, joe. Greg joe wasnt nice to me, you know . He was standing in front of my apartment, and he didnt say hello. He never liked stalkers. [laughter] not even reverse stalkers. Greg exactly. All right, matt . Listen, tom brady is is an unbelievable quarterback, arguably along with montana, one of the greatest. But i think after gagas halftime performance, hes going to quit, announce hes running for president , and the falcons are going to win. Greg interesting. Tyrus . I think atlantas no defense, patriots by about 20, and, you know, tom brady is a saint, and if youve seen the movie ted 2, that is an accurate depiction of tom brady. [laughter] he is greatness. There is only one joe montana, that era will never be reproduced, but tom brady, hes the in the best. Brady was in ted 2 . Oh, yeah. Greg im going to have to look that up. I talked to Bill Belichick myself greg really . Yeah, and he said that the pate rats are going to win pate rats are going to win. Greg when kid you talk to him . Yesterday. Greg we never have scoops i went and got that interview. Did he break it down and explain how . Oh, yeah, he broke it down. Greg im going to pick the patriots, because, of course, both myself and tom brady are from sarah high school. Dont forget barry bonds. Greg yeah, we try to. [laughter] why . He never was convicted. He never tested positive, you got nothing on him greg he used to sit behind me, no lie, in spanish class and look at my spanish answers. Thats what he did he cheated. He was using teds back then. Greg final thoughts, next. [cheers and applause] hi, everybody. Coach Bill Belichick. Very exciting, very exciting, guys. Whats the game plan . Whats the game plan, bill . Weve got to keep the ball away from matt ryan. Hes an excellent, excellent quarterback, one of best in the game. Yeah. I think our defense is up for it and were going to score a lot of points. Whoa. Great to meet you. Thats great. Looks like you grew a beard, bill. Yeah. Ive gone a little gray over the years. Football does that. Matter of days. Yo can you believe that . No, actually, i cant believe it. He knows your name. Yeah, this great. Bill belichick knows everybodys name. [cheers and applause] hi hey you look good. Thank you, i feel good. It all starts with eating right. Thats something you taught me. Thats why i eat amaz n prunes now. Theyre delicious and help keep my body in balance. Even this one loves them. You eat prunes . Mhmm. 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Before starting xarelto®, tell your doctor about any conditions, such as kidney, liver, or bleeding problems. To help protect yourself from a stroke, ask your doctor about xarelto®. Insurance changes . Xarelto® has you covered. I realize that ah, that 100k is notwell, a 103fortune. Yeah, 103. Well, let me ask you guys. How long did it take you two to save that . A long time. Then its a fortune. Well, im sure you talk to people all the time who think 100k is just pocket change. Right now were just talking to you. I told you we had a fortune. Yes, you did. Getting closer to your investment goals starts with a conversation. Schedule a complimentary goal Planning Session today. Greg Quick Program note, bill oreilly sits down with President Trump tomorrow. Kats in at 4 p. M. Eastern during the super bowl pregame show on the fox broadcast network. And you can see more of the interview monday and tuesday on the oreilly factor. Where the spin stops. At 8 p. M. Eastern here on fox news channel. So were running out of time, you know what that means what youve wanted to say all show but havent had the chance to say, so heres your chance to say it. Right now. Greg so, randy, i got a weird question. Whats going to happen to you when you die . When i die, im going to donate my brain to the Concussion Legacy Foundation up in boston. Cutting edge stuff theyre doing with the research on that. And i figure its kind of for me, its a pay it forward for the kids thatll play football in the future. They can make informed decisions, because the guys that play now or played this my era, we didnt make informed decisions. Greg yeah. And its not like youre going to need the brain. No, i do get to keep it until im done with it. Greg i would respect you more if you gave it right now. I have a lot of friends that would probably tell you they couldnt tell the difference. [laughter] greg matt . America Ninja Warrior is coming back, and i want to say hi to my parents. In the spirit of jon lovitz, the final question which you can answer on planettyrus, if greg was a flower, would you pollinate him . [laughter] greg kat . I just want to say whether youre team wins or loses, remember, its always very embarrassing to lose. [laughter] greg thats nice. Well said. Greg you know the best part of being near houston . People cheering and other people who dont though you go he doesnt look like an athlete. [laughter] is he a jockey . Hes a sad little jockey. Oh, man, thats ill horse it up, you jockey it up next halloween. Youve got a fan over here that might be willing to get in on the pollination thing. Dwrg yg thanks to clay, matt, randy, kat and tyrus and everybody out here. Im greg gutfeld. I love you america, i do. I really, really do. [cheers and applause] you excited for all of the march madness . Okay, its february. You need to get your head in the game. I dont know what that means. That hit really cleaned his clock. Oh, i have no idea. I havent heard that. Okay. You guys realize youre at the super bowl, right . Its football. All right, stop. Im going to to ask the baby. [laughter] he says clean the clock is somebody got hit really hard. Youre smarter than kat. Saturday, february 4. Jesse watters world is on tonight. Iran threatening america with roaring missiles after a twitter war with President Trump. Could this lead to real action . With it House Press Secretary sean spicer is here. Explosive comment by President Trump. Putin is a killer. Jesse watters World Running wild at super bowl li. We are he where. This is your world. Jesse thats right