As much recently. The dmts would be better off if they ran oprah or tom hanks. Or why dont we run beloved people . We have so many of them, the republicans do this, they run reagan and the terminator and other people. Why dont we run somebody that the American People love. Dude, if you want me to run, just ask. Although moore could be on to something with oprah. Imagine a president who did this all the parttitime. Everybody gets a car you get a car you get a car everybody gets a car thatd be amazing. Wed save detroit. Though speaking of actors, duane the rock johnson, a registered republican says he hasnt ruled out politics. He told gq, which i believe is a magazine in england, quote, the thought of being president is alluring. And beyond that, it would be an opportunity to make a real impact on peoples lives on global scale. Hes already a political leader. I dont understand one single thing he just said. My pick for future celebrity president , these two gentleman. Those guys will be celebrity some day, i guarantee it. And then they will be president , because of mr. Trump. The fact is, while barack obama was the first black president , donald trump was the First Entertainment president. And if thats not trailblazing, i dont know what is. Which is why im betting oprah is silently fuming, as is george clooney, ellen degeneres, tom hanks, and peter sklari, the other bosom buddy. Theyve got to be pissed that trump pulled it off before they did. So maybe in 2020 youll see this merging of the performer and the political. The benefits of diminished reliance on the halfbureaucrat, as famed trumps everything, which means no christie, unless its brinkley. No more clinton unless its george. And no more bush, unless its that horrible bush featuring gavin rosdale. At any rate, i welcome our future celebrity overlords, may that rule for many years or until the robots crush them under their magnificent robot feet. Ive got to welcome the guests. He puts the fox in fox friends, brian killmy. His book, Thomas Jefferson is now out in paperback and i hate him for this, its number one on amazon. I hate you. New york times. Screw you, even more im your guest i know youre my guest, but that doesnt mean i have to be gracious because youre rubbing your bestselling book in your face. Whys he yelling . Im just angry. Hes so sharp, he sleeps in a block of wood. Shes like a highway in alaska, nothing but cold shoulders. Yeah, thats her, National Review reporter, kat timpf. And a satellite dish is his dinner plate, tna wrestler, tyrus. Not always. All right, i want to tell me, first of all, what do you think of my theory that hes broken the Glass Ceiling of entertainment and now youre going to see all sorts of types coming forward . No, yeah . Well, am i supposed to do the polite thing and agree with the host . Yes. Can i do the other thing and actually answer honestly . Yes. It all depends on how he does. If trump is enormously terrific or fabulously fantastic, the next thing you know, theres going to be people lining up saying, all you need is an instinct to lead and a little bit to have fame and a little bit of charisma. However, if he crashes and burns, its over. For example, the governor of california did not do too well. He didnt know what he was, a democrat or a republican. He married a democrat, but ran as a republican, next thing you know, his numbers were terrible. And the guy that replaced him did a lot better. Thats not good for famous people. It is like schwarzenegger replacing gray davis, they expected the memoterminator andy got kindergartner cop. Thank you. And remember jesse ventura. Chuck, is there somebody that you see as a democrat that could pull this off in 2020 . When i run campaigns, i spend a lot of time trying to take old white men and trying to make them entertainers. A lot of times im like, they want to talk about policy, they want to put three or four different hundred paragraphs on a mail piece. No, no, talk about a slogan. Maybe make America Great again or Something Like that thats catchy. But they dont end up being that way. Thats one thing, honestly, that an entertainer has. Theyre used to the camera and used to smiling. They know how to act. Barack obama had a little bit of that. When he got in front of people, he made people go kcracra in 08. If you get that with policy, its the nirvana. What about oprah . I like oprah. I would run oprahs campaign miami a goodlooking man of color and i would be perfect to do this for you. I need a car. Tyrus, dont you think donald trump is the rosa parks of celebrity president s . Damn, no rosa parks was the rosa parks. You know what heres the thing about donald. Lets not kid ourselves. Yes, he was an entertainer, but his process was eight years. He started his campaign eight years ago, with the birther movement. And he started building and he was coming out saying that things need to change. So he built it from the ground up. Ronald reagan was a governor before he was president. So i dont think so much as the americans will get caught up in the guy saying, im the most electrifying president and i have a great catchphrase, you still have to be able to do things. Yes, he was an entertainer, but he had a strong message that he built over time and thats what made him so powerful. It wasnt like donald just showed up and said, make me president or ill fire you. You dont think the rock couldnt do that . The rock is the same guy in every movie. Am i the only person who seems to notice that. Is that a problem . Yeah and like i said, hes the king of hollywood, i get it, cool, happy for him. But i dont know anyone who actually goes to his movies. He might be a robot. So it has to be the right celebrity and the right situation and he has to have something behind him more than movies and a smile and a catchphrase. I have another theory, kat, that there are a lot of people that are kicking themselves that they werent the ones who did this. Some people that might be in cable tv that might have very successful shows, maybe somebody like glenn beck or john scott. I think Anthony Bourdain would be a great president. He would be high and hung over all the time. You know, hes food in different countries, what more do you need to know about different countries. I would vote for Anthony Bourdain. Do you know that he when our show is on, his show is on. Hmm . I just want to point that out. Run a clip of Anthony Bourdain. I just well, yeah, you can get him out of there and he can be the president. Thats great. The benefits of being a big star is that it doesnt just affect the american public, foreign governments and royalty and they fall for american celebrity. Kim jongun fell for Dennis Rodman, and hes not even a real celebrity. Yeah, he is. Hes not even human anymore. Yeah, he is. Dennis rodman marrying himself made more sense to me than anything has probably ever. He actually is a trump supporter. Yeah, Dennis Rodman i like Dennis Rodman. I didnt say i didnt like him. I just said thats my kind of celebrity. Imagine if you were tom hanks, go to name a troubled country. Gabulgaria. I think he could solve it lake that. Bulgaria is out of power lifters. Wasnt he in tropic thunder . Yeah. He might end up like that. I dont think tom hanks. Before you send the celebrities over, settle problems,thal end up performing every night. Something you have to think about as far as the name i. D. Donald trump didnt spend as near as much money as Hillary Clinton did, because everybody already knew him. Its a strong that does work when you have 100 name i. D. Heres what really bothers politicians the most. You know why . This is their profession. Theres a lot of people watching you right now and saying,ic do what greg does. No, they couldnt. You work 20 to 24 hours. A round of applause for greg. He cannot be replaced. Unless, of course, he is. So they can say, wait a second, ive been doing this my whole life. Working on campaigns my whole life. This is my moment. And all of a sudden someone skates in from the apprentice. Hillary is were going to talk about it. Hillary is devastated, not because she lost, but because she lost to donald trump its like, how did this happen . Barack obama, i can understand. Yeah. It is, like, celebrities dont do this. They dont walk into hospitals and push the pediatric neurosurgeon aside and go, ill take care of this this is gooey. Put this over there. Weve got another wet and gooey thing over here. But you know what, every star, in their head, every star in their head thinks they could rule the world, because thats the kind of ego appeared to insecurity that forces you to get into the entertainment industry, correct . Because theres something lacking in your life. So what you do is go out and become famous and rich. And i feel so bad for those people. Because theres an emptiness and theres a void. And you know, we should be if you see a celebrity, give em a hug. Then youll probably be tackled. Thats true. Chuck, any who do you see in 2020 . Is there anybody that you see that is out of the ordinary, that is the democratic version of trump . I mean, oprah was actually a good choice. Everybody loves oprah. Somebody in that vein, because normally stars have done something at some point to make mad, but that hasnt stopped donald trump. Hes the president now. The skys the limit. Isnt that amazing . He is the president. Fyi. Is this a fox news alert . Every now and then, you have to run the alert in your head and go, he really is president. Weve got two more months to get used to it. Its an exciting time. The most exciting thing is seeing the cameras on the elevators, 24 hours a day, theres cameras on the elevators. You dont know whos walking in and out. All right, coming up, a story so disturbing, you wouldnt want to sit next to it on the bus. Whats president obama going to do after he leaves the white house . If i were him, i would hang out at the Cheesecake Factory and work my way through the menu until i passed out in my own filth. The real gift isnt whats inside the box. Its whats inside the person who opens it. Give ancestrydna, the simple dna test that can reveal their ethnic origins. Order now at ancestrydna. Com and save 30 . Offer ends monday. So whats next for obama in this Political Drama . Adopt a poor llama or just hang in pajamas . In the bahamas. President obama has said he and his family will stay in washington for the next couple of years so his youngest daughter could finish school. Which wouldnt have been awkward if hillary had won, but she didnt. So president obama is kind of sticking around in a town where the white house and congress will be run by republicans, but hes still beloved by the left. Its kind of like being a divorced dad that the kids still love after mom went ahead and married donald trump. Meantime, Hillary Clinton isnt playing for sympathy at all. I will admit coming here tonight wasnt the easiest thing for me. There have been a few times this past week where all i wanted to do was curl up with a good book or my dog and never leave the house again. I should have looked at that first. Probably use the full screen. But the question isnt, what happens to the clintons now, its, what happens to the Democratic Party with the clintons now . The dnc put all their eggs in the clinton basket, but now that basket is emptier than a zombies coffin, which as you know, is empty, because zombies walk the earth. They arent in coffins, you idiot hence, empty as a zombies coffin all right. Tyrus. Isnt president obama kind of like the jock who just graduated, but he cant go play p pro sports. So like the creepy guy driving around in car while all of us are walking home . Yes but its not his fault. They would want him to play another senior year. The coach is fighting hard for eligibility, he was born at midnight in august. Ive been there. The best thing, in my opinion, and i have a lot of respect for president obama. I think the best thing to do is to ride off in the sunset and just move on. Its time. You know, just dont look back. You did the best you could do, and just go away. Because go away. Just go away. Thats what i would do. If the house was burning down behind me and i didnt leave any fingerprints anywhere, just, dont look back, hon, and just go. You did the best you could. Theyll forward the mail. Because everybody else you try to help, it makes it worse. Because youre way cooler than they are. You just blend in with the crowd, no one would ever recognize you. And just like him in washington, he stuck out like a sore thumb. Its time to move on. Kat, i would say he should retire and play golf, but isnt that what hes been doing for eight years . Yeah, thats very good. Thank you. Thats like being like, instituti constitution usa . Or hello, chicago the democrats, obviously, have a lot of thinking to do about why they lost. He can be a part of that or not. Right now, nobodys really a part of it. Theyre all saying, racism, sexism, james comey. Even if all those things are true, you cant blame other people. You can, but you cant change other people. You can only change yourself. So even if they cant think of anything off the top of their head, they have to really think about it. Right now, a lot of Top Democrats are being like the friend who tells you, when you go through a breakup, the guy is a jerk. When they should be saying, maybe dont call 911 if he waits longer than five minutes to text you back. Thats so true all right what was the question . I dont know. He didnt really ask me a question. I want to ask chuck, can president obama run this is how stupid run for office somewhere else. Can he be mayor of chicago . Theres nothing precluding him from doing that. Why doesnt he do that . Under obama, being the democrat on the panel here, in the last eight years, lets look at some facts. You know what show youre on . listen up, america. Weve lost 11 senate seats, 60 congressional seats, 14 governorships, and 900 state legislatures. Whatever we been doing aint working. So its time to do something different. You know, i worked for bernie sanders. A little bit of a resurgence for an old socialist. We almost won, all right . So even that, okay . But we had a constant message. Its time to as a famous guy once said, its time to drain the Democratic Party swamp, right . And its time for some fresh blood. Maybe some mexican redneck blood, but some new blood. Someone with fresh ideas that can relate to populist views, but also bring people into the party. And not just talking about how ugly and mean everyone else is, but how we all have a common struggle. Maybe i should run for something. You convinced me, young man. Brian, i dont know, what do you see obama going . Should he should he become like president of the moon . Well, i dont think that positions available right now. Hes broken new ground. Are you saying because hes black, he cant be president of the moon . Please, put me in that ill have to apologize tomorrow. Usually when i get the trouble, i get to talk. So this is what i thinks going to happen. I think its the opposite of what everyones saying. I think hes going to basically be running the dnc from around the block. They said, they like me. Im going to be here and im still going to criticize the current president. Hes made that clear yesterday, in his hourlong press conference. Heres what he did, with harry reid and nancy pelosi, and barack obama, he suppressed all the talent coming up. Hes like, well, Michael Jordan retires if theres no scottie pippen. Wait a second, ive been passing the ball to the guy in the middle. Its going to take a while to get the talent back. And i think it might be cory booker. I think cory booker as the best presence, he has a bit of a background, he actually has experience. And he was told, get out of here for eight years. Now, i think, the senator from new jersey has got to best shot if i was to pick somebody right now. The average age of democratic leadership is 78 years old. Is that amazing . It used to be the republicans that were the old guys and the democrats young, and somehow that was the young guys campaign, 74, vermont, a whippersnapper. Exactly. I have a feeling also about hillary and bill. I think the worstcase scenario for them is that theyre stuck with each other. Oh, yeah. And the energizer. Yeah. I dont think the speeches are going to be flooding in, anymore. Nobody wants to pay 250 grand to somebody who lost. Twice two times. She lost twice, yes. The foundations going belly up. I heard that donations have stopped. Who would have thought. How weird . Its as if they only wanted to donate when she might have some kind of influence. Exactly. I think theres a future with chelsea. Thats the rumor. Shes going to have to speak at some point. Eventually. Then you need a slogan. Is she old enough we can actually talk about it . Shes in her 30s now. We can talk about her. Shes got a baby. Amy carter just got freed up. I love amy carter. Dont talk about amy creatoa. There are kids coming up. The obama kids in about 10 years will be 25, 30. They could be, you know, another layer of politics. Absolutely. No, i think michelle, she looked tremendous in the last month, to see her, very natural. Yes, the Hispanic Congress in caucus will be the largest its ever been. 18 new members elected to congress. New leadership is coming up. But who . Ruben gaigo. Dont you know ruben . Im trying to wrap this up, kids. Weve got more to talk about. Coming up, a story so hot youll need oven mitts for your eyeballs. Whats the worst holiday movie of all times . If you said human centipede, you youd be wrong. Credit karma, why are you checking your credit score . You dont want to drive old blue forever, do you . Credit karma huh . Yeah, its free. credit karma. Give yourself some credit. Is depression more than sadness . Its a tangle of multiple symptoms. Trintellix vortioxetine is a prescription medicine for depression. 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Logon to foxnews. Com. Youre watching the most powerful name in news, fox news if. It is still november, but it is officially christmas season, which means two things. One, double the usual amount of fist bumps from bill hemmer, very excitable young man. He doesnt even know you. I know. Or maybe he knows me too well. And to cable shows that have segments about the best Christmas Movies of all time. Screw that. Instead, lets ask, whats the worst Christmas Movie of all time . Thats easy, love, actually. We will now play all 120 minutes of the movie in its entirety. Oh, hi . Who is it . Well, it felt like two hours. The segment is over. Well be right back. Actually, i kid, i hate that movie. I hate that movie so much, but im going to give you my list of the most overrated hollywood movie movies. All of them. They all stink. Think about it. A movie cant be designed as a holiday movie and be great. Instead, a great movie has to end up being a holiday movie. Its why christmas with the cranks was so bad, but christmas with the cranks ii was so great, because nobody expected it. All right, i have a feeling you have something i have, you want me to go to the worst Christmas Movie ever. Show of hands in the audience, how many people saw christmas with muscles. It is starring hulk hogan, it is fantastic. And ron howards younger brother. He didnt make this movie with his wife and his best friend . No, that was more surveillance. There were muscles in that, as well. You had gave me power in the break to toss to a clip. Toss to a clip. By the power vested in me, lets play a clip of christmas with muscles. Someones been very naughty. What are you going to do about it, santa . Give me a lump of coal . How about two lumps of coal . By the way, thats called santa with muscles, not christmas with muscles. Santa with muscles, thats the problem. You just got word from a fact checker. I saw it up there on the up on the screen. I learned to read in the first grade. I apologize. You cant mock your guests like this. Do you mock all your guests . If i cant mock my guests, i would have nothing in life. What would christmas be without a big guy throwing people around. All right, i want to tell you why i hate love, actually. Its because of that scene where the guys holding the cardboard with the writing on it, and in the next ten years, thats all you saw in commercials and in videos. You always have people writing i hated that first of all, i think, u2 ruined that first. Forget the sign. You dont mow another mans lawn. That was his best friends girl. That whole movie was full of just terrible things. He teaches his son to be a terrorist, running through the airport, going through tsa. How is that a christmas that movie was terrible. The only movie worse than that was elf. I hated the elf. Elf was no, its terrible. Shes too precious, that girl. Theres only one Christmas Movie, as far as im concerned, and that is a christmas story. The greatest Christmas Movie of all time. Watched it last night. Love that movie. Ive never seen love, actually. And you shouldnt. I dont want watch movies with love in the title unless murder is also in the title. I dont like the comma. Why is the comma in there because its so precious. Love, comma, actually. Oh, that makes me think my favorite Christmas Movie is eyes wide shut. It really gets me in the spirit. It has a good moral. Chuck what happened to you . What is your least favorite holiday movie and tell me what you might like . The one that i dislike was the one the grinch that stole christmas. Nobody has a lifesized plushy toy scaring little kids at christmastime. Someone tell that to my uncle mike. The alltime best of alltimes was that horribly animated rudolph the rednosed reindeer, that is like made me cry. Theyre sitting there watching. And the movie that probably should be made a Christmas Movie is probably the good, the bad, and the ugly, because that is christmas at my home. You know, i like holiday movies that you watch with your family, that have surprising nudity in it. Just because of the discomfort, the discomfort that it causes. It catches you by surprise. Like, for example, i dont know i saw the crying game with my mother. What . theres a scene theres a scene that is completely unexpected in that. We actually saw it in the theaters. In san carlos, california, in 1992. And theres an interesting scene. You have to be fairly forwardthinking, to accept it. But we were just sitting there and it happened, anyway. It brought you two closer. Right. The most underrated Christmas Movie, fred claus. No one ever thinks about santa clauss brother, fred. Can we go back you and your mom were in the movie theater, with a dude curled up because he found out the love of his life was Caitlyn Jenner . Yes. Wow. The crying game was a decent film but not with your mom we didnt know we didnt know. I didnt know. Maybe you knew all right, i got to go. More stuff. Coming up, a story so explosive, we advise you to cover yourself in kevlar. We discuss the stories of the month with our agreeable correspondents. Plus, whats offensive about apple picking . I dont know, but leave it to kat to find something. Imy moderate to severeng crohns disease. I didnt think there was anything else to talk about. But then i realized there was. So, i finally broke the silence with my doctor about what i was experiencing. He said humira is for people like me who have tried other medications but still experience the symptoms of moderate to severe crohns disease. In clinical studies, the majority of patients on humira saw significant symptom relief. And many achieved remission. Humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. Serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened; as have blood, liver, and nervous system problems, serious allergic reactions, and new or worsening heart failure. Before treatment, get tested for tb. Tell your doctor if youve been to areas where certain fungal infections are common, and if youve had tb, hepatitis b, are prone to infections, or have flulike symptoms or sores. Dont start humira if you have an infection. If youre still just managing your symptoms, talk with your gastroenterologist about humira. With humira, remission is possible. Yeah, so when he takes over in less than two months, will president elect trump become more moderate . Indeed, weve seen signs that mr. Trump could be softening on some things. Joining me to discuss this and other important stories is our agreeable correspondent, Jerry Carbondale yeah jerry, good to see you again. How was your thanksgiving . Oh, great, greg. Fantastic. Family, friends, great food. Really . You didnt spend it arguing with relatives . Yes, yes i did, and it was horrible. A lot of tears, i would say the dinner table is no place for politics, greg. But, then, when else will you ever talk about important issues with your family . Its very important to talk about things with your family, greg, and you think no better time than the holidays. So what do you think about this more moderate trump . I think its a great idea. You know, were a divided country, greg. Its time to heal. But what if he breaks campaign promises. Doesnt that make him just like every other president , which he promised he wouldnt be . You know, youre not going to bring people together by going soft. Trump should stick to his principles, greg. Thats what we need right now. But then he could alienate half of america, who already fear a polarized nation. Thats true, greg. What you just said, i agree with that. Yes, all right. I dont know what you agree, but that brings me to my next question. Do you think hell actually build the wall . Yes, no question, he has to. Weve got to have a wall, greg. He promised a wall, hes going to build a wall. We will accept nothing less. But he seems to be wavering on it. He said it could be just a fence in some areas. A fence is a wall, greg. Really . Yes, ive always said that. A fence is a wall and a wall is a fence. Ive never heard you say that, jerry. Yeah, thats one of my favorite quotes, in fact, ive had it framed and its hanging on my bedroom fence, at home. Jerry, as always, youve confused me. Thanks, greg. Im happy youre happy. As always, youre consistently inconsistent. So apple picking, right . Harmless fall tradition for all ages or the most controversial allamerican pastime you never knew about. We sent kat timpf to bite through the waxy surface. Reporter apple picking seems like an innocent fall tradition, but it may be rotten at the core. Lets find out. How do you know that the trees actually consent to having the apples picked off of them . Im actually not sure at all. Yeah. I have absolutely no idea. I hope i dont get in trouble for this. Do you think its okay for people to just pick parts off of your body and turn them into butter and thighs . No my logic is solid. The only apple native to north america is the crab apple. Are you concerned that these apples over here may not have been properly vetted for coming to this country . Nope. Im sure they had a good inspection prior to coming over here. Uhhuh. Im sure they werent just allowed free housing and everything. I dont know where you are politically, but im a little concerned that were not properly vetting the foreign apples were letting into this country. Are you concerned about this. Do you think they should have to take a citizenship test . No. Any test . No. I think we should be more careful than that, but whatever. Its your country, you know. Did you notice theres no granny smith apples at all . Do you think thats agest and sexist . The female apples reach a certain age and all of a sudden nobody wants them around anymore. The younger, the better. So if an apple a day keeps a doctor away, why do we need obamacare . So youre the manager here. Where they pick the apples off the trees . Yes. And you think that thats good . Well, its not so great for the trees. We get a lot of broken branches and apples dropping to the floor that are wasted, eventually. So for the trees, its not great, but for little kids and families, its a great experience. How do you sleep at night . I never looked at it that way. Where was that again . I dont know, i was on the train for a long time. On the train for a long time. We probably spent quite a bit of money for you to do that segment. Yeah, it was worth it, though. Thank you for that, kat. Ive learned nothing. Coming up, we discuss the best toys of all time. Stick around. The National Toy Hall of fame has announced this years inductees and once again poisoned darts were tragically overlooked. Its a toy where i come from. Instead, joining the 59 other toys in the hall are dungeons and dragons, oh, scary fisher price little people. Fell on one of those once. What i told the doctor. And, of course, the swing. I have one of those, it fits five people. Toys are judged on three main criteria. They must be at least 20 years old, be highly recognizable, and foster creativity and learning. Its also the same criteria i have for my masseuse. Other finalists this year included care bears, the game, clue, rock em sock em robots, which i love, transformers, and of course, discarded oyster shells for the poor kids who live by the sea. We always laugh at the poor kids by the sea. All right, chuck, i dont know how old you are. I put you at maybe 42 . Close. All right. So that has a lot to do with these favorite toys . I was thinking that all the little toys then i thought, what was the thing i looked forward to and enjoyed the most as a child growing up in rural east texas was my daisy b. B. Gun. When i got that thing, it was like you were the emperor of the world. You got that pack of bb and put them into your mouth and shot them into the bb with the spit and everything. I was a birds worst nightmare. Bb guns were amazing. Although, i would always feel selfloathing if i ever shot anything . Not me, i killed a lot of things. Did you promise not to shoot people . When we got our guns, we promised not to shoot each other. We had bb gunfights in our neighborhood. We would put all the clothes on we could and shoot each other. They would be suing each other now. The swing to me is very boring until youre an adult. But what about you . What was your toy as a child . It was g. I. Joes. The kung fu grip, the eagle eye, it was something to build on. We also had hot wheels. Hot wheels were collected in a little canister. We would have inspections in my house, to see how they were doing and we used to race them. You were not able to actually afford a track. What did you do with your hot wheels if you cant race them . I have the xrays. You know welcome i like toys i got from gas stations. Remember when you would go to a gas station and they would give you like a truck . No. Or like, you get like a little car with the name of the gas station i like that. Kat, how about you . Did you have a favorite toy . I envision you being alone a lot in a room . Okay, well, yeah, wail, i love that. But my favorite thing to do is i would take sticks from the yard and i would put two of them together, like this, and i would put them all in a wagon and take them to my neighbor and i would be like, look, its a cross, and try to sell it to them. My favorite childhood toy was capitalis capitalism. Interesting, tyrus. You know, youre a large man with a lot of toys. Im just terrified about her childhood. Im not afraid of a lot of things, but i am afraid of you. Just over and over. By the end of the show, im usually over there. Theres some stuff, yeah. I still collect toys to this day. Godzilla, transformers, heman. Me and my brother, thats how we dealt with stuff. We played with toys all the time and played outside. Thats why im so upset that dungeons and dragons got in. I think its worst game ever created and it started the revolution of not going outside and playing anymore. Everyone would sit on their butt and pretend and not deal with real things, not go outside and play, because you might fail evenminecraft even the weird creepy stuff you did. You had to do outside and do it. The dungeons and dragons, it started the internet trolls we have today who sit on their computer and talk about how tough they are all the time and dont actually go outside and do nothing and live in their parents its all dungeons and dragons fault and the fact it got in there drives me crazy. I think we have to call keith adler. This is a therapy session. Im just keeping it real. I would like to take those dice and whoop some dudes i would argue that some of these things keep people off the street. If theyre indoors playing in the bailout, theyre not in your way. I think the greatest toy ever is your imagination. I could spend hours, sometimes days, just coming up with things. Sometimes i had no choice as a child, because, you know friendless . Yeah, i was friendless and spent a lot of time in an institution. But i always felt that i didnt really need many toys. I think toys are overrated. Really . I never heard that expression ever before. Thats what my parents would say, come christmas. They would say, oh, toys are overrated. Daddy, ways this . It looks like an empty bottle. Once you find a ship, you put it in there. Ive got to go. Got to get to the racetrack. That has gone totally off the ra rails. I like talking about toys. Its about youre era. I like smashup derby. Remember smashup derby . The two cars that hit and everything falls apart. Do you remember the happy days smashup derby . I love how much younger i am than all of you. It wont last much longer. I know, im worried. Especially because im a woman, its like im 20 years ahead of what a man ages. Thats why they call it a mans world. Im against that, by the way. It should be a guys world. All right, dont go anywhere. Final thoughts up next. Blp im about to start the natures bounty hair, skin and nails challenge. So in 30 days, my future self will thank me. Thank you. I become a model . . Yes. 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Well, were running out of show, so what you wanted to say all show, but havent had the chance to say, so heres your chance to say it, right now. Ryan, got anything to add . Meet me in jacksonville december 9th. Wwokb. Com, one of our radio affiliates, because they have this radio show that everyone listens to. And ill be signing Thomas Jefferson the eee pirate. But youve got to get tickets, first. Thats fantastic. Wish you meant it. Chuck . Www. Solidaritystrategy. Com. Listen to the road to revolution podcast. Imagine that, mexican redneck worked for bernie called road to revolution, its funny. My son and i do it together. Get two different perspectives. The old man and the young people. Speaking of young people, tyrus . I would like to give a shoutout to anyone who made the mini marshmallow. You took something that was great and made it special. And you know it was edison . Yeah, did the mini mashlg ma marshmallow. I feel like thats off. Kat . I hate a whole pie one thanksgiving when i was a child and then i threw up and then i got grounded because they knew i ate a whole pie. Well, you should have thrown up the evidence somewhere where they couldnt find it. I know. I get bumped every time. Thats a lovely thanksgiving idea. Thanks to brian, chuck, tyrus, kat, and our studio audience. Im greg gutfeld. I love you, america. Evening. Cleared watters world is on tonight. After Hillary Clintons crushing defeat at the polls. How are are democrats dealing with it. And also donald trump on a collision course with the left. You are everything wrong with this country. And watters world is collateral damage. And turkey and stuffing and pumpkin pie and football. What is thanksgiving all about p. Why did the pilgrims come here . Empire. New land. Coal . Watters begins right now. Welcome to watters world i am jourhost