Im greg gutfeld now with free shipping. Lets welcome the darwin of dives, the host of bar rescue, john tapper. Her smile, her smile creates more Global Warming than years of cattle flatulence. Hes so sharp he once gave me a flat tire. Tom rogen. Like the number 13, shes odd and scary. National review reporter katherine tippette. Finally, hes so big he uses the space needle as a toothpick. Wrestler tyrus. All right. There were many firsts at the dnc convention. The first time a major party nominated a woman for president. And the first time i didnt run out of underwear on a trip. Also, the First Political convention where i saw princess laia. Maybe she thought it was comicon. Who can blame her. The convention had drama, overleaked dnc emails which proved the point of bernies entire campaign, the systems rigged against the little guy. Now, a little guy who couldnt run a train set much less a country but he deserves better. There was crying among his faithful. It was like the end of old yeller. But there was also meryl streep. She spoke for me. Oh, yeah. Reminds me of when i had that kidney stone. Once more. Im wondering, is she planning to play howard dean in a film . Now, then there were the lists, alist fans all there on behalf of hillary. You had michelle, barack, bill, joe, every major one who wasnt currently incarcerated and they delivered as they kept their candidate in storage like your childhood doll with one eye. Did it help . Thursday had amazing speakers. Relatives of murdered police officers. That was moving. You had general allen who was incredibly persuasive. Mr. Khan was brutal and el kwo t eloquent. After that even i could vote democrat. Then it changed. The first part of the evening was real. The second part pretended to be real. You had katy perry. Shes as empty as a public library. Chelsea clinton who spoke like shes trying to order from the mcdonalds drivethrough. I never once doubted that my parents cared about my thoughts and my ideas and i always, always knew how deeply they loved me. Like a Chinese Restaurant after midnight, no delivery. Stupid joke. Stupid joke. Then came hillary. Thats the country were fighting for. Thats the future were working toward. And so my friends, it is with humility, determination and boundless confidence in americas promise that i accept your nomination for president of the United States. All right, all right. Not as shouty as usual. But she still seems as programmed as a roomba. So after all these speeches they handed it to hillary who dropped it like a classified email. Ill take it. How bad was it . Lets ask her husband, bill. We will disrupt their efforts online to radicalize young people in our country. It wont be easy or quick but make no mistake. We will prevail. Now, donald trump, donald trump says, and this is a quote hats off to tim kaine. Trying to block the shot. Thats what a good running mate does. Although how can he hide this . Hillary clinton basking in the glow of this room. Yes. Yes. She got that excited, sincerely excited over balloons. Maybe her software has a bug. Youre never one to criticize. No. Give me your general take on everything this week, what did you come away with . I thought it was a checklist. Demographics over here, issues over here. When the check list was done, good night irene. It was boundless. Every time you do that i keep thinking somethings going to fly out of your [ bleep ]. Thats what i thought when i watched her. At a certain age you cant do that anymore. Unless youre wearing something. What are your thoughts . I thought the convention was sta stagecraft in the final night, it was very good in the first half. It was passionate, moving. The Muslim American captain served his country with distinction. There are a lot of american muslims in the cia, for example, who they are not people who look like us, who are able to penetrate the pakistani tribal provinces so that was right to do. But then of course Hillary Clinton comes and shes so predictably fake and so bored with anything except getting through it and delivering those lines and i think ultimately, i dont think shes going to have a bump after this, because it was just, what was there . I could use a bump after that. I dont even know what that means. I have no idea what that means. I push you to the ground, you fall backwards. Which were doing later back at my place. You seem kind of fed up and angry about this. Well, it was exactly what i thought it was. The great speakers were great. There was no question. We expected that from them. We expected hillary to be great. She wasnt. And the bernie thing is a lot bigger than people realized. In my estimation this is the exact same thing george bush senior went through with ross perot. I think the bernie people are not going to vote. I dont think its over. I dont think he wants it over. He had a certain swagger to him. He wasnt cruising it up, but he didnt have an issue, either. They did a very good job of hiding the ugliness. The protesters outside, what happened with Geraldo Rivera was garbage. The mans an institution. He should be in one. He almost got us jimmy hoffa. Hes been around. He gets mad when i bring it up. But im saying hes an American Institution as a journalist, whether or not you like him. Hes covered everything. For him to have water thrown on him by the way, the people who do that, do it from behind. Like they came up from behind geraldo, threw water on them, then they run away. They always run away. Geraldo can kick their butt. Dont be geraldo. He will kick their butt. Thats my point. Im saying that because geraldo is mad at me right now. Hes bullying you. I want to get kat and joe in here. As a libertarian, do you see any of this having any effect on moving towards gary johnson . Absolutely. Because gary and bernie agree on a lot of things except for the economy. Which is kind of a big thing. Money like is important to me and i think it should be to everyone because its how you buy stuff. But i dont know. Hillarys speech, i havent been the biggest fan of her, but then she was talking about how poor her grandma was and like how her grandma ate such cheap lunches and im like a single issue voter. Its like whoever has the grandma who had the cheapest lunches wins. Really. Now im definitely all about no, its sad. I would love to be excited about a female president. We do need more women in positions of power. I hate when people deny that. But i hate when people say that automatically means Hillary Clinton. You should vote for the nanny that took care of chelsea while hillary was away. All right. You want to talk about katy perry or Something Else . I dont know why i said that. Listen, i dont know if we were all watching the same convention, okay . I thought it was great. Like this moment, i think we have some tape. This was an amazing, i mean, balloons, bill clinton, if only we could all have the kind of joy that this man has in front of balloons. By the way, this was the first time he said check out those balloons with actual balloons. I think there were a lot of great moments when you have a lot of these great speakers like we were saying and performers. Katy perry had a little bit of a rough time there. Its hard in a venue like that. But whats crazy to me is that Hillary Clinton gets paid so much money to give speeches like this and yet most people were kind of disappointed with it. But that reflects the whole issue here. Its why, again, just so people, im actually an american citizen. My dad was in the state department. I dont want people to judge the british accent. Im an american. But look, when she says gives these speeches for hundreds of thousands of dollars, the connection point is she is the nominee for the democrats because the establishment had decided very early on and all the people and all the resources but at the same time, the earlier speeches, they are paying her for a reason. Its a capitalist society. Banks are paying because they want some dividend from her. They arent paying tons of money for her to come up there and roast them. Almost like youre hiring someone who is on the payroll of your competition. Almost. True. That conflict is so great yet we are hiring them anyway. I just felt like when hillary talks, its like there was a little hillary inside her head pulling multiple levers. Smile. Raise voice. Check list. Does she know that you can open your eyes like just a little and still see . You dont have to go like this . Thats a bumper sticker. I dont know if she knows it or not. We have in wrestling, wrestling and politics mix, but whatever, call it out there, feel it. Guys in the back, im going to do this and this and this. What if the crowd cheers. She sticks to the script. Shes been telling the same speech for 40 years. You know what . If i had to come out and say good morning, hi, everyone, im going to change the world, blah, blah, somebody clap, thank you very much, god bless america, im your guy. After awhile cant listen anymore. You know what, trump reduced himself with emotion and shes not going to be on that debate stage shes alone, there will not be general allen or barack obama or joe biden. Shes up there. She doesnt have super friends. Super friends will not be there to help her. Thats my point. The big difference between her and trump is engagement. Trump engages. She avoids. Thats why shes had no press releases. Shes never going to connect until she starts talking with people, not at them. I have to go. You know what she is . 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What we to know is that the russians hack our systems, not just government systems, but private systems, but you know, what the motives were in terms of the leaks, all that, i cant say directly. That was boring. When somethings boring you know what you do on tv . You roll tape of donald trump. If it is russia which is probably not, nobody knows who it is, but if it is russia, its really bad for a different reason, because it shows how little respect they have for our country when they would hack into a major party and get everything. But it would be interesting to see, i will tell you this. Russia, if youre listening, i hope youre able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing. Theyre applauding. Thats how much they love donald. Less than 24 hours after making that remark, trump said that he was just being quote, sarcastic but was he . Or better question, was he . That was the same question. Just testing you, america. Ferrera. All right. Okay. Tyrus, should trump be more careful . I think he was kidding but should he be more careful . I used to bounce in bars and stuff. I have heard drunk rants all through my life. He doesnt drink so i dont know what it is, why he does that. The only thing he didnt do would be like hillary rules at gmail. Com. Try the pass word, i love chelsea, i hate bill. Heres my email, send me the results. You cant make comments like that and then say oh, i was being sarcastic. I dont know. Go ahead. I love the im sarcastic. I really do. You can just say whatever. Im sorry, undercover officer, i know it seems i just paid you to try to kill my wife but i was being sarcastic. I dont think hes serious. I think he thinks what would happen if i say this and he just has to say it to see what happens. I do this all the time. You know whats funny . He looks at the english language like a cliff and hes walking towards it going maybe ill jump, maybe i wont. He doesnt realize if you dont jump, no one will know that you had the opportunity. Dont jump i have been out on a date with a guy and i will think to myself i wonder what will happen if i told him better call me back or im going to kill your dog. I know that i shouldnt but once the thoughts if my head its like too late. Then you kill the dog. I think hes on to something. If the russians find the emails maybe they will indict her then. Maybe theres a win here. To the point, werent we all kind of thinking what he said . I mean, if they are so good at hacking the dncs emails and hillary has a private server, i kind of feel like hers might be more valuable to enemies of ours, her emails, especially when shes secretary of state. My wife has the code to my phone and shes russian. Were in trouble. Russia and china that are hacking, they are hacking movies. Its not exactly getting bomb details and blue wiprints and we house stuff. They are getting movies. Their hacking is not as awesome. You are the expert on this, by the way. I forgot about that. You predicted this stuff. Actually, i did. Thank you. Dont revel in this. You got lucky. Heres the problem. The russians do a lot of this. Trump shouldnt object to that. The central issue here has to go back and it does, sometimes it gets overplayed but a very pure example of media bias in how it was reported because the central issue is that the secretary of state of the United States was supposed to maintain records and deleted tens of thousands of emails. And you cant get away from that. There was really serious stuff on there. Now, debate about i suspect the russians have those emails. She was a high priority target from the outset. She had this stupid server and they were going to go for it and they did go for it. Its going to be the october surprise, i think. She has only herself to blame. October surprise. By the way, imagine if she wins and emails surface then. Maybe if they are being held in someones back pocket until that point. The fact of the matter is when you violate things and open yourself that way, theres a course later of blackmail. She will just pardon herself. Can she do that . I feel like you can. Know what im sympathetic about . I take no satisfaction in any kind of leak. Some leaks, okay, its going to happen to all of us. Realize that i have the same yahoo account that goes back to 1996. Its like theres stuff that i have done that i dont even want to talk about. You have a yahoo account . I have a yahoo account. Somebody hacked in my computer history i would do a samurai suicide. Exactly. We have the computer history. Thats how you find out who someone really is, is if you see what they are searching. Because you have a bad day and look at weird stuff to feel better . Tells who you are as a person . I went through a terrible phase of well, there were some unusual art films that were being produced in a small country. Look, a tease. Anything else before we move on . Good. Okay. Does it bother anyone that obama said we know the russians are hacking us but he doesnt say what hes doing about it . Hes almost like the dental monitor in that commercial. You got a cavity but i dont fix it. Thats true. All right. Coming up, installment two of gregs little people. I interview coworkers who are far less important than i am. There was a lot to choose from. Stick around. I take prilosec otg for my frequent heartburn because you cant beat zero heartburn ahhh the sweet taste of victory prilosec otc. One pill each morning. 24 hours. Zero heartburn. Sorry maam. No burning here. Ugh. Heartburn. Try new alkaseltzer heartburn relief gummies. They dont taste chalky and work fast. Mmmm. Incredible. Can i try . She doesnt have heartburn. New alka seltzer heartburn relief gummies. Enjoy the relief. Terry bradshaw . What a surprise you know what else is a surprise . Shingles. And how it can hit you out of nowhere. I know. I had it. Cmon lets sit down and talk about it. And did you know that one in three people will get shingles . all no. Thats why im reminding people if you had chickenpox then the shingles virus is already inside you. all oooh. Whos had chickenpox . Scoot over. And look that nasty rash can pop up anywhere and the pain can be even worse than it looks. Talk to your doctor or pharmacist. Vaccine that can help prevent shingles. As was the case last week at the rnc, i attended the Democratic National convention. Just like in cleveland, i learned a lot from everyone. So by popular demand, which is a total lie, no one demanded it, heres a humble look at my time in philly in a segment im calling gregs little people. This is greg gutfeld with the greg gutfeld show. This is part two of my favorite segment, gregs little people. This is where i interview people who are less important than i am. Just state your name and what you do. Theres some people that might know who you are. My name is shannon bream. I work in the d. C. Office. I cover the supreme court. I think youre lying to me. Lets talk about the convention. If you could pick a head line that would best describe the past two weeks, what would it be . I love to write headlines. I have been keeping a list. Democrats suddenly discover america is great. Nice. Democrats and team unity with socialists. Very good. Are you really impressed . No, no. Bice biceps, gutfeld has them in spades. Turn to foldout, section a. Politics and pecs. How gutfeld merges sinewy beauty into the election season with a special commentary by juan williams. Right . Absolutely. Im just such an admirer. I see you look at me. Know who the winner was, in my opinion . Me. Because i perfectly matched the number of pairs of underwear to the number of days i was here. I brought extra. I win. But you were factoring in accidents. I took a risk. I said you know what, six pairs, six days. Deal with it, world. Juan williams, one in a million guy. Hes one in a million. How are you . How are your sinewy muscles . Still sinewy. Whats your favorite part of the convention . You can say me. You. What was your second favorite . Dont say eric bowling because hes over there. Eric bowling. Hows the Convention Going for you . Its been great. Know what i love the most . The absolute best part of the convention is when reporters and hosts come up and they are so mailing it in that they do their interviews from the tent. Exactly. I sit over there. This is the laziest man on the street ever. You take a car service over . I did. By the way, i am expensing everything. Whats your favorite part of the convention so far . Right now. In. Favorite part . Honestly . I got to hang out with eric carmen at his house and see all the gold records. Wow. Im alone by myself. All by myself dont want to be all by myself you are a rock append roller. Corporate exterior but underneath, its tattoos of his entire body. You cant even tell theyre tattoos. Its one full body tattoo of his body. Im over here. Sorry about that. Always a pleasure. I love your tie. Be well. You be well. Somebody has to end this. Im the worst, i dont care, i dont do any hard work. I said im doing a segment and i just got up from my desk and walked around. You bother the people around you. That was Shannon Breen in the background giving you the thumbs down . Lets see that again. Youre singing. You know what . I think that was dana. Very good. What a shot of my neck. There you go. Thats what happens when you get old, people. Any questions, comments . What was the hotel like . I heard mixed things. I heard the hotel might have had a case of legionnaires disease many years ago but i found it to be very nice. I enjoyed it. I had room service. Was there a higher Ranking Hotel for people such as yourself . I actually had a helicopter that took me to my hamptons retreat every night. Enough of this. Obviously people dont care. All right. 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Thats a look at the great show bar rescue on spike hosted by the great john tapper. It got me thinking, it takes a lot to run a bar. It takes a lot to run the country. Could you apply the same principles that make a successful tavern to leading a great country like ours . John, i go to you. If you thought the country was a bar, what should be done . First, put the budget in a bottle and say dont pour too much. That would be the first thing i would do. You can only pour so much. A clear bottle so i can watch. Put an Inventory System on it and count every time they pour out of the bottle. Thats the first thing i would do. The next thing i would do, i would understand that i serve the customers, not myself. Thats the second thing i would do. The third thing i would do is i would commit to some standards of behavior. I wouldnt lie. I wouldnt take money from competitors that have contrary interests. And honestly, i wouldnt use language that offended half of the voters to go to the other side and beat up both sides. And i would probably try to keep my negatives a lot lower. Would you put a temporary ban on muslims drinking . Oh, no. No. I never put a ban on taking money. Thats true. Thats true. You would never build a wall. A wall is good around a bar. A wall is good around a bar but you got to have a gate. You got to bring people in the gate. The fact of the matter is that that gate has to have some appeal to it. Very good. All right. I have some ideas, i owned a bar once. It was a disaster. I have some ideas for bars, theme bars i wanted to run by you and you tell me if this is a good idea or why its not. My first one is comfortably rum. Its a bar based entirely on the pink floyd classic album the wall and all you drink is rum. So its a rum bar. Yes, rum bar. Comfortably rum. Theres nothing but the wall is playing the whole time. Thats actually, speaking of walls, im not sure that bars going to have much of a gate. Im guessing it will work for what do you think, 12 minutes . Yes. Youre ready to rip your eyes out . Depends how much acid everyones on. There will be acid in the water. Hows this. Six packs abs. If he turns it into fiveminute abs what do you do then . No one ever pursues the questions. I can honestly tell you abs five minutes, 20 minutes, will never happen with me. So happy with beer gut alley. How about ciders and spiders. A hard cider bar infested by daddy long legs. I think its got legs. The only thing i think worse than you creating a bar concept is your singing a few moments ago. Not a karaoke bar. Whats wrong with you now . Pregnant daddy long legs . Test them to make sure this ones not pregnant, get her out of here . The opposite of a normal bar. Youre not drinking here. What about gregs booze and ball pit . A cross between chuck e. Cheese and craft brewery. With clowns in there, were good to go. What about shots and shots . A gun range and vodka bar. You dont get the gun until. High turnover rate. Thats probably a bad idea. Fins and gin. An underwater bar where you can drink through a snorkel tube. Im speechless. I dont know what to say to that one. Is this bit now officially dead . Yes. All right. Should a businessman run a country . Absolutely. We are a business. When you think about it, what are the four things of business . Capitalization, development, operating it and exit. Those are the four things that a great president should do. Manage the money, be able to develop things, be able to operate things, then four years later, get the hell out of there and turn it over to somebody else. Trump was mentioning about keeping things on the budget. If you saw Hillary Clinton this week, it didnt get noticed earlier in june, the congressional budget office, nonpartisan, says the debt is going to skyrocket even more, it will be 140 , 120 or something by 2040. And its on an up curve and this week she proposes all these new programs. Wheres the money coming from . They say corporations, the wealthy and thats it. But the wealthy we are running out of wealthy. You can make the argument for that. At the moment, the top 10 of taxpayers are paying 70 of federal revenue. The effective tax rate is about 61 in california. Is there some point this money runs out, are you trying to do this, this is the problem i have with the democrats, this has been tried in europe. It doesnt work. Youth unemployment in spain at 45 renders where it goes. Isnt an idiot defined as doing the same thing and expecting a different result . I never heard that before. Exactly. Joke. We are turning into venezuela. Yes. Thank you. Joe . Do i get a free trip there . No, you dont want to go. You dont want to go. I went last year. Bring toilet paper. Its in big trouble. Speaking of big trouble, i want to exit with a video from australia. If i had a dollar for every time i said that. 3 30 in the morning, the bar was closed, one guy wasnt done drinking so he smashed the front door with a keg. There he is. Then he crawled through. Take a look at this. Face first. Yeah. He didnt notice he had already busted the door. Bring back any memories, joe . Are we sure that was a dude . All right. Very good, very good. Great tips, by the way. The fifth season of bar rescue premieres august 7 on spike. Coming up, the summer olympics are almost here. We have some ideas for new events. My vote goes for synchronized staying at home. Beyond has a natural grain free pet food committed to truth on the label. When we say real meat is the first ingredient, it is number one. And we leave out corn, wheat and soy. For your pet, we go beyond. 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Despite all these reports, we sent our correspondents joanna and katherine to brazil to give us the latest reports. Brazil, home of the rain forest, christ the redeemer, my favorite kind of wax and the olympics. Its days away. Rio doesnt seem ready leading us to question do we really need the olympics and more importantly do we really need the olympics . Have you heard of brazil . Of course. Great start. Okay. The olympics, do you have a favorite event . The winter i like ice skating. Unfortunately, this is summer. So the motto for the olympics is live your passion. Dont you think thats kind of a dumb idea . No. You should always live your passion. Thats what i said but he was like dont text me 100 times in a row. You think there should be, i dont know, any large spectacle, any celebrities you want to see . Not really. No . No. What if you were to lead off the olympics ceremony . Theres super bacteria in the water there. Yes, i know. People should be careful over there. It might turn into a monster. That is correct. We are play quick rapidfire game here. What event should be added to the olympics . Are you ready . What about standup napping, where you see if you can fall asleep in line to the bathroom . What a great competition. I agree. Beer pong . Of course. Wine tasting . Oh, yes. I would like to compete there. These are all just my hobbies. What about j. K. Living where you play bongos on the beach with Matthew Mcconaughey and theres no competition, just love. Ill pass on that one. Ambien shopping. Whoever buys the weirdest [ bleep ] wins. No. Is that because youre afraid you cant beat me . We can always try. How about lying with athlete Hillary Clinton . Once we get through all the russian athletes and whether or not they can participate, i guess we can get on to her. Yeah. She might make the u. S. Proud. Or might not. What about a dobbsathalon and look at pictures of lou dobbs and tell which one is the hottest. Yay. All right. Real quick, what are you going to watch . Is there anything you want to watch in the olympics . I want to see where they stress test a building and all the water came down. Thats the event i want to see. The sludge coming through the roof. You should have done olympic rescue. I would like to see an event, i thought about this for awhile, in 2014, to do far more interesting thing, i was reviewing isis videos. I would love an event where if anyone has seen the great white shark documentary and seal island, they have to swim across. Just three miles, see what happens. If they make it, maybe they get let go out of the back of a plane. That would be enjoyable for me. May suggest a mild psychosis. To that point, i actually swam with the great white sharks. Pretty cool. Whoa, big seal. The olympics, i really feel at this point i think its kind of like a dinosaur. Its kind of gone. Im going to watch rugby because i have a pool and we all got random teams. I got france. Ill watch that. To be honest, everyones doping, the amateur status and all, its just either you open it up and lets get everybody juiced up and see awesome stuff. Lets everyone do it, game on. Scientists, get your team together. It would be great ratings. It will turn into godzilla. We will all watch because the athletes will no longer look like humans. Oh, my god he ripped the judges head off. This is awesome. Ill be out of a job because wrestlers will be like im going to the olympics. Its dead. Theres no honor anymore. Im over it. I liked it when i was a kid. I liked a lot of dumb stuff when i was a kid. Way to denigrate the athletes. Wheres the patriotism . Look, the athletes are doing a great job but i dont understand what it has to do with me. Kind of like the worlds fair. We got the athletes work so hard. Its a shame rio is not living up to expectations of the athletes. Enough bashing these wonderful people. Great job. Im just talking only about the american team, by the way. 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There havent been any others. But the United States, whatever happens in this election, will remain the worlds exceptional nation. The reason for it is especially in contrast to the rest of the world, the energy of American Society and the passion and the fact we speak our minds more than anyone else does. That comes from freedom and its important. Theres an article, i have been in louisiana for the last, i was filming a movie there. I was in the situation with the shootings in baton rouge and all the negative press and stuff. But there was a shooting where a young black teenager had went for his gun on a sheriff and he was shot by the sheriff. His parents did something that me as a black man, we dont have enough in our community. They went on i dont even know if this was a National Story, im probably going to say the name wrong. Thats why i have my phone out. This was an amazing courageous thing to do, black lives matter, they dont ever support anything like this because their mission is to go against the police. But martez, they said we love our son but he put his life in his own hands when he broke the law. Powerful. And your son is gone. Its so quick, with everything thats going on today, to blame the police department. Here is two parents who just lost their son and said he was on the wrong path, he made a choice, he lost his life, he was breaking the law and he went for a gun and the police shot him. It wasnt racism, it was the first time i can remember in a long time that someones actually broken the law and this thing happens and you dont want to see anybody die but to take responsibility for your actions, i commend that family. Its not a National Story because its not juicy. All right. Okay. Kat . Close the show. Okay. I actually have some great news i really need to share. So last night like most nights i spent like most of it tweeting at Keith Morrison and i started out really tame, i love your voice, why is Morgan Freeman narrating this instead of you. I said i wake up every morning hoping dateline keith will notice me. He said theres a treatment for that. Im not kidding. I think he was being mean but its okay. He interviewed me once many years ago. Pleasant fellow. You told me that. I have been never jealous of you more. All right. There is treatment for that, too. John, thank you. Our studio audience. Welcome to red eye. Hello, everyone. Im tom shillue. Lets welcome our guests. Her smile is so bright it graduated sumacumlaude. Carly simkis. He has the name of a senator from the third century. They say the pen is might yes, sir than the sword. And his pen is made by homzo. John mcwarder. And the only thing this guy cant do is stop talking. Sitting next to me is the host of the Anthony Cumia show,