Bahamas. Have you seen katrina. Climate change is not going to be one attack. It is attacks that are taking place if you like all over the world right now. During a season of repair we should have a mandatory National Service one year for people between 18 and 26 because we need you. You want those Cattle Producers to have to internalize the cost of emissions. Some people are going to hated this but probably make those products more expensive. Jesse all right. Greg, whats wrong with students getting a day off work and spending time with their fellow students. Greg there is about 300 things wrong. First, if you could skip work for this, then you dont have a real job. 50s your boss, i would fire you. Okay, this is not a real climate strike because are they not using any electricity . Electricity that is fueled by coal . Are they sitting in a room with no power in the dark . Are they still using their iphones . Those batteries require materials excavation that requires a vast amount of energy, right . They are not doing that they are not sacrificing anything. This is act schism fuele activiy permission slipping. Getting people out there to get a day off school. Fraud length, fake. Real protest is when you actually sacrifice. When it actually hurts. Makes you it costs you something. This costs them nothing. The thing that really gets me, gets my goat if you will. Activist know kids make great political weapons. Number one, they are easy to bribe. Give a kid a day off from school, they will endorse anything. Number two, if you, ie me, criticize these kids, if i have something negative to say about them, the media paint it as if you are punching down. When, in fact, you are not punching down at all. You are punching up because the kids are just a tool in a larger media machine that is way more powerful than any skeptic, right . So the fact that you are actually going after having the guts to criticize grut thigretathunberg nberg punching. Here we are out in the plaza. Look at all these young people who care about the planet. This is like this isnt even real. You get it . Its great weather. There are slightly more people at the park. Jesse you dont get an opportunity to punch down often, do you, greg . Greg no, taller than me. The kids are taller than me. So i can punch up. Jesse one of the other things, martha, thats happening is people in the media say oh, you know, the Green New Deal is not that crazy. Or the Democratic Candidates are not going that far. But, when you ask them straight up like Kamala Harris was asked are you going to ban all these things she actually admits it. Watch this. Straws are a big thing right now. Yeah. Do you ban Plastic Straws . I think we should. Would you support changing the dietary guidelines. Yes. Food pyramid. Yes. Reduce red meat specifically. Yes, yes, i would. Jesse straws, meat, internal combustion engine. Martha where do you stand on Plastic Straws . I would, i would. I would ban them. And the cheeseburger people say on other channels they dont want to take away your meat. She just made it quite clear. She said i like cheeseburgers as much as the next person but i do think its time to put in some dietary restrictions. Jesse meigsing with the food pyramid. Andrew yang wants to make cars Martha Andrew yang is interesting. At least he is thoughtful and thinking these things through. One thing he is absolutely right about. We are becoming sort of a nonownership society. You know, can you basically hop on to a car or you can get on a plane or you can get someone elses boat that they are not using at the minute and he is talking about sort of this roving Transportation System that kind of sounds like, you know, like a ph a scifi movie when we were kids hop into the threatening and ufos and go where you want to go and actually dont own anything. I actually like owning my own car. Gutted gut and boats. Martha i have a boat that that is about 13 feet long. Its like 30 years old. Jesse its a dingy. Its carbon neutral. Martha i think he is on to something. Jesse to a certain extent. Everybody should move to higher ground. Miami is going to be under water in a few years. Greg i am so sorry to hear you down on students actually standing for something. Greg fake protest. They get a day off. Its a reward. Martha standing out there looking at their phones. Saw that. Juan that older generation. Gut got older ones suck, too juan. Juan look at American History, you see so many valuable contributions to American History led by student protests obviously civil rights protest. Greg this aint civil rights. Juan oh my gosh, thats what people said back then. Greg said it wasnt . Juan vietnam movement. Gun kids from parkland . Why were they out there . These kids werent given a day off. These kids care. Greta is not even an american. She is from sweden, right . Greg good for her. Juan remember, there is lots of worldwide movements that have been led by young people from Antiapartheid Movement to the Velvet Movement in czechoslovakia to Tiananmen Square in china. Greg insulting those movements. Juan you know these kids are rotten. Jesse i dont know, juan. What do you think . Speaking of Tiananmen Square. China pollutes more than the eu and america combined. Dagen thank you. Cot admissions are back to where they were in the 1980s. We have done more in this country than industrialized nation to reduce our carbon emissions. 30 emission at power plants have fallen in the last decade because of fracking and natural gas. This is just balderdash. Why arent they protesting in the countries where it really matters that they reduce emissions . I dont have a problem with kids going out like what was i doing if i skipped school one day . I would be dipping schoal. These president ial candidates are basically preaching something that is dangerous and immoral. They want to destroy our quality of life and reduce how we live in this nation. It doesnt make any sense. And i just want to speaking young people to old people. I want to call out mick jagger on instagram. He posted this earlier. I need to stand in support of the Global Climate strike today. We need to do everything we can to protect our planet and humanity. He has done he has the biggest Carbon Footprint of anybody walking on the face of planet earth right now. He has 8 kids. He still is appropriating. Juan we got your point. Let me say something, straws are going to impact your quality of life, day began . Greg she didnt even belief what she was saying when she talked about straws. Harris. Juan let me get this straight. Seat belts when the government says is it a nanny state to say wear a seat belt or only go 65 . Dagen the straw is a red herring. What it will do in terms of reducing our standard of living is andrew yang is being frank and honest with the American People. We are getting rid of private car ownership. Thats what it is going to take. And we are going to have to modify peoples diets. If you took the time, juan, to read Bernie SandersGreen New Deal you would know exactly what he is up to. Juan i would run out of the studio and be so scared. A than nanny state. Dagen he wants to ban fracking how in the hell are we going to have natural gas to power the power plants to basically charge the electric cars . How is that going to happen . Martha they were protesting in india today. I was glad to hear. That is a place that doesnt have a emissions race like we have here. China would be nice. I would love to see that kind of protest happening in china. Greg i would listen to these activists if they would be honest about what is clean fuel and it is nuclear. More people die from putting up solar panels than actually Nuclear Power accidents. Can you quote somebody else. I read that. I got that from john stossel. The great john stossel. Jesse liberal media hyping again whistle blower against President Trump without knowing all the details, of course. The president fires back next on the five. 300 miles an hour, thats where i feel normal. Having an annuity tells me my retirement is protected. Learn more at retire your risk dot org. And i dont add trup the years. S. But what i do count on. Is boost® delicious boost® high protein nutritional drink has 20 grams of protein, along with 26 essential vitamins and minerals. Boost® high protein. Be up for life. Have you lost weight . Of course i have ever since i started renting from national. Because national lets me lose the wait at the counter. And choose any car in the aisle. And i dont wait when i return, thanks to drop go. At national, i can lose the wait. And keep it off. Looking good, patrick. I know. vo go national. Go like a pro. Family is all togetherect. And we switched to geico; saved money on our boat insurance. How could it get any better than this . Dad, i just caught a goldfish theres no goldfish in this lake. Whoa its pure gold. Were gonna be rich. Were gonna be rich it only gets better when you switch and save with geico. I mean this is incredibly high stakes for everybody involved at this point. This is truly uncharted territory. I feel like we are watching Vladimir Putins best fantasy play out in realtime. This is not only impeachable, its not only wrong. It could well be a crime. And if its not a crime, i dont know what the hell is. Juan a new firestorm out of washington. A whistleblower reportedly says the president made a promise to a foreign leader that was concerning. And the wall street journal reporting today President Trump pressured the president of ukraine about 8 times to investigate joe bidens son. The journal also reporting the source doesnt believe trump offered any quid pro quo for that cooperation. But democrats are demanding more information. And President Trump, he is firing back. A partisan whistle blower. Its just another political hack job. It doesnt matter what i discuss but it i will say this. Somebody ought to look into joe bidens statement because it was disgraceful. Have you had a very bad week and this will be better than all of them. This is another one. So keep playing it up because you are going to look really bad when it falls i guess im about 220 and i will keep it that way. Juan joe biden just responding he said President Trumps claim have no credibility. Jesse, let me go to you. The president said this is a political hack job. What you can see is that in fact the Inspector General of the director of National Intelligence felt that he was obligated to pass this information to congress then of course they went to a lawyer who went to the Justice Department. The Justice Department said we are not sure this is urgent it wasnt a leak. It wasnt done irresponsibly. It went through appropriate channels. Now people are raising real concerns that there was a quid proquo. Jesse the coup is going through appropriate channels now, juan . I think this is going to be another bombshell wind up in the garbage heap. Let me break it all down. Juan okay. Jesse this is a time joe bidens son gets no show sweetheart deal at you rainyian companukrainian companr putin. All of a sudden this whole company falls apart because its corrupt and they start being investigated by the ukrainians. Joe biden goes over there and tells ukrainians fire the guy investigating my sons company or else you are not getting your billiondollar loan. Do you know what they do . They fire the guy investigating his son and they get the billiondollar loan. And then a year later, the ukrainians pass all the manafort dirt to the Democrat National committee. Gets manafort fired and help starts up the whole russia collusion thing. Trump is accused of being a colluder. Wait a second. Why am i being accused of this. Hey ukrainians can you look into this sketchy little deal here . He had complete latitude as a commanderinchief to ask a foreign country to investigate some corruption. We do it with chinese. We do it to mexicans all the time. For some snake who i dont even trust to blow the whistle is just insurance policy 20. This president has to deal with this stuff constantly. Its going to fall apart again. Everything he is being accuse you had of is exact same thing hillary and biden were guilty of. I would just say quickly that this has been looked at by major news organizations. Jesse kind of like the russia hoax, right, juan . Juan excuse me. Joe bidens son and whole business had collapsed more than a year before joe biden ever had anything to say to the ukrainians. Jesse he was still there at the time when biden went over there. Juan no was not. Absolutely not. Jesse he took the money and ran then, juan. On the way he was still on the hook for an investigation. Juan im sure the president is pleased with your presentation can you stop now. Jesse its not about the president. Its about the truth, juan. Juan if i was to get to the most powerful part of this allegation it would be that the president was extorberting a Foreign Government for i think it was 250 million in defense aid in exchange for going are a a political opponent joe biden. Except the latest report we have doesnt say that the quid pro quo part of this equation is one of the most important parts of this story. And the wall street journal story tonight says that according to their finding there was to quid pro quo. That the president asked, they said 8 times. And cant you see him 8 times. You really ought to look into this. You really ought to look into this. Did you hear me . You really ought to look into this biden story for the reasons jesse points out he sees it going all the way back to it beginning you of this rush probe. According to this report at least. I want to getting new offerings this every several hours. Here is where it sands right now according to the latest journal reporting there was nothing offered in return for that. When you look at joe bidens situation and when you look at t what he actually said. When you go back and look at the appear and he made on foreign regions he is boasting about the fact that he did have a quid pro quo. He said i told them there is no way you are getting that billiondollar Loan Guarantee unless you fire this guy. He was boasting about it. I told them at this time for fat. You are not getting getting what you want unless i get what i want. Thats a pretty clear quid pro quo. Thats on tape and thats joe biden talking about the situation himself. Juan greg, what we have here is a situation where Rudy Giuliani last knight he says well, no, i never asked the ukrainians to do anything when i went over there. Then like 20 seconds later he said well yeah, of course i did. Greg thats hour lawyers talk. I wasnt talking about that but something related to that. You can have that. It doesnt mean anything to me. I find it interesting that trump is the only person the media up approves of being investigated. If the e78d is going to ignore joe biden then how dare you suggest it, right . The fact it is so trump you should be check this guy out because he does that about everything. He is always posing questions, why cant do you this . Why cant i fire this person . Im not getting suckered into this story. Every damn bombshell becomes a dead. If i reacted to every single story in which the hair isen fire he would need completed resuccess station. They act like its the biggest thing thought portland. When its its nod they will all tamp way they hift on it and it fizzes. Its a Business Model predicated on apop lip particular fervor. I aint going to buy into it. You know what sucks, juan, when something happens no one believes it anymore. This could be real but no one is going to believe it. How can you believe the media on anything anymore when they completely exaggerate everything. Biden doesnt want this story going anywhere near him either because this is just going to put him in this is going to drag him into it. Day began so, so they are not allowing the senate or the house to look at this whistle blower information. Ainsley today in this house. Juan not so far. Im thinking to myself if the president is right and there is nothing to this, why dont they want the congress to see it . I expect in the coming days you are going to get a transcript of this phone call because this whistleblower is not the only person who was probably on the call on or about had access to the transcript it. Will be clear as day exactly what was said. Thats how you clear up anything thats going on because hamster wheels, greg, make me nauseated. Who are you going to listen to adam schiff who goes from zero to impeachment in a sneeze. A man who essentially lied to the American People about collusion for more than two years. Who are you going to believe . Juan i like hampsters, animals are great. President trump mocks de blasio after the new york mayor drops his bid to the white house. Charles barkley sounds off on democrats and beto orourkes campaign literally getting stuck spinning in circles. Another hamster for us. All in our 2020 Political Roundup state ahead on the five. Feedback that helps you drive safer. And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. 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And the lesson is being mayor of new york city is way easier than it looks if it dope can phone it in. A huge tax base. You have a bottomless supply of tourist dollars. Superior police and fire department. The mayor should leave town permanently. We will be fine. I just like the fact that in a couple years President Trump will still be president and he wont be mayor anymore. That is sweet justice. One of the things dont appreciate this president for, juan, he really knows how to kick people when they thy are down. That is something we all need to reflect upon and i just love it. Juan you know what . A high five. Its an art form, right . Juan on that score, jesse is right that says more about trump that he is going to kick this guy when he is down than it says about the mayor. Jesse he can go back to smoking pot and dropping groundhogs. Thats all he is good for. Juan trump can go back to what he doesnt go show up for work in the oval office before noon. More personal time. He and de blasio can hang out. Martha executive time. Dagen really quick, i have a long memory. I appreciate. I will wait years to kick you when you are down. I really appreciate that. By the way he is living, breathing examples de blasio is of you who socialism fails. Fails those most in need. Of the democrats need him gone. They are going to have a problem trying to explain their ideas with him around. Martha up next outspoken nba legend Charles Barkley call out democrats for ignoring black voters. Listen to this. We need to Start Holding you democrats accountable. Right. The point is they have been taking black peoples votes and they only talk to black people every four years. All these politicians only talk to black people every four years because they want their vote. Actually the republicans dont. The democrats do. When they get elected they do nothing in the four years in between. Martha i mean, its true wise words, juan. Juan you heard what he said. Martha he blames republicans as well. Juan democrats take you for granted, republicans ignore you. In terms of the polls, of the polls are pretty clear that people unless you say black voters dont know what they are doing. I think they say their values and their interest align with the interest of the democratic party. I mean, earlier this week condi rice, a good republican said the president needs to be far more careful in how he speaks about racial issues that guide greg cheadle who was my africanamerican over there according to President Trump. Guess what . He left the republican party. Trump has a racial superiority complex. Greg he has been the best president you could argue for minorities and for women and for teenagers in terms of jobs. Right . They have had the lowest. Laughing, juan, but the numbers are some of the lowest in history. Juan where did those numbers decline take place . Under president obama. Greg thats not true. Juan that is true. The majority of the decline from the height of that it was at during the recession took place under president obama. Jesse so even if we give you that, juan, okay, worse case scenario, he allowed the beautiful numbers to keep pouring in for blacks and hispanics. How does a racist do that . Juan what are you saying because the economy . Jesse big bad racist guy then he would have just stopped all of this. Greg racist dooce that all the time. Juan clearly looking at programs intended to help with issues like healthcare or hoursing. Greg what about Prison Reform . Martha what did president obama do . Juan i think he did a lot. Martha im just curious, the economy was on the decline. Juan no, no, no. Martha in terms of Race Relations . Juan again, the fact its the far left that wants to attack obama and said felt you had to be president of all the people so you couldnt be the black president. Thats the lefts argue the rights argue. Is hey we had such a slow climb in terms of out of the the recession it should have been faster. They blame obama for that the fact is the economy kept growing under obama. Mash march you are saying the economy is how many people lifted guy by that comparison trump is a better president for africanamericans than president obama. By that comparison, thank you obama. Martha im very confused. Next up, beto orourke having more troubling in the campaign trail this time with his minivan. Tire change on the road. Day began, our car expert. Dagen its staged, clearly. I dont know that, but, again, beto is casting stones, trying to figure out what he is going to do after he eventually drops out of president ial race. Maybe thats it. Maybe is he going to start a tow service with his wifes familys money. Greg i has to film everything. That always tells me that this has always been his own personal kind of search for selfworth it wasnt about running for president. He needs to find out of who he is. Jesse is he dropping the kids off campaign. Juan i thought i was on campaign trail. Jesse in a minivan . Greg what have you got against minivans . Juan you just half of the people on the show. Jesse we love you minivans. Juan i think its that guy yang you were talking about. He doesnt like cars. I bet he sabotaged the car. Martha why is he always videotaping themself doing things like that. Oh really successful today and here is what i did. Its like i am at the dentist and car is it stuck. Going to take care of everything and cant get his car out of the ditch. He is probably a stone cold freak. Greg that makes me like him more. Martha ufo fans storm area 51. We will show you the wild scene there and bizarre wearable trar trend. Fastest seven next. Youve had quite the career. Yeah, ive had some pretty prestigious jobs over the years. News producer, executive transport manager, and a beverage distribution supervisor. 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Sess short for session. Deep state. Meaning a fabulous quality state or nature. And dad joke. A wholesome and typically corny joke with an obvious punch line. Greg . Greg none of these words are good. Because they rise to prominence based on the behavior of sheep. People just repeat this stuff because they hear it. And somebody somebody is says vaca and another says vaca think for yourself. Dad joke is sexist. Right . Jesse you think there is a mom joke ready to be said . Greg well, Amy Klobuchar is the queen of the mom jokes. Jesse she is . Greg thats what i have been told. Martha who says sesh is that said enough that its earned its way into the dictionary. Jesse pot smoker he is. Someone told me that march. Greg your dealers . Jesse fake news. Fake news. Greg by the way i need a number. Jesse something i have heard in the streets. I just feel totally vindicated. Two years the left has been saying there is no such thing as deep state. Now meriam bebbster has it. Thank you, everybody. Juan i think trump is running Meriam Webster. Did you see the definition a secret organization. Jesse secret Governmental Network running othats like whistleblower. Juan not secret going through the channels. Jesse anonymous. Juan deep state as trump and jesse define it do something deep state. Jesse mccabe and comey and strzok and page. Orr. Martha used more often. Its not a new term. Its a term thats always existed. Dagen here is one cow aphobia. Abnormal fear of clowns that would apply to anyone in politics. Up next started out as a joke on facebook half a Million People signed up. Alien enthusiasts flocking to the nevada dessert to storm area 51 this weekend. People who come here are committed. I flew six hours. Set them free. Set the aliens free. Why would you ever miss this . A bunch of random people in weird costumes standing outside of a government base . Martha i kind of agree. Dagen i would so part down with those people. I would go to that before bernie man, before cotell la. Cotella. Greg you want people to ho have money who dont litter frequent the restaurants tip 20 to 25 . I dont see this in this group. I think these people are not actually going to be the kind of tourists that will bring you know, money to your economy. Jesse im just furious that i have been talking about sending a camera crew to this for months and i forgot to send a camera crew. Im lived. Juan why are their faces covered up . Greg its antifa. Dagen sandstorm. You have to cover your face in case of a sandstorm. Martha half a Million People . Do none of those people have a job in im leaving, im going to the area. Im going to go storm area 51, boss. Im sorry im going to be gone for a few days. Jesse i thought the trump economy was better than that under employed. Dagen one person did get arrested for public urination. Something that doesnt happen in new york city. A lot of buzz called the wearable chair. You strap the thing around your waist and basically have a seat anywhere. Higher end models can set you back almost two grand. Martha did you watch the video . Really funny. When you get up. First of all it looks like they are sitting on the toilet. Very weird and then the little the legs sort of hang behind you as you walk. Jesse like have you two tails. Martha whats wrong with the chairs already provided in places where we go in life . Greg i guess its like a contractor or somebody working in assem by mr. Line or plumber who has to stop and work orson something. I would never wear that it would probably tear my leather chance. Martha the way they show it people going around and working in regular life. Jesse this could be helpful for festivals if you have to suffer through your childs soccer game. Jesse can you take a folding chair. Jesse you have to carry it its not strapped to your waist like these are. Jess. Juan i read if you sit for a long time worse than smoking a get. 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Juan how old are you . Juan like when i was actually working at a real paycheck, i think i took my girlfriend to dinner. Greg my money went to rent. I was one of those borders who lived with two old ladies. I wont get into it. [laughter] tell a funny story about your early career in your first five years of working. This is from i am no dog. Obviously you are no dog. You cant type if you are a dog. Day began, you probably have a funny story about your early career. Dagen well, the fact that people used to smoke in the office. That was martha thats true, all the time. Dagen it dates me. Quick, before i early in my career when i first moved to new york i interviewed for a job at the Public Library here. My job was going to be the osha inspector and i was going to have to drive around they were going to give me a car like a chrysler car. That was my thats my funny story. Greg this is a terrible question. Martha, come on. Martha i was running run up to the booth at the New York Stock Exchange to do my reports from up there. The door got locked and i couldnt get in. And it was not funny. It was actually pretty scary. Greg jesse, funny story. Jesse my first three jobs i got fired from all of them. Rapid fire, too. The one job i was a bellhop and i left to go follow a girl i was interested in the middle of my shift. The other one i tried to take a vacation within the first week i started as a busboy and the third one i cant talk about. [laughter] greg juan . Martha interesting one. Juan this came up this week so at the front of my mind. I was working night cops for the washington post. And skinny black kid with a fro and detectors were all. I donthere is a street filled with naked people. The tallest naked people, the shortest naked people and, you know, the deadline has passed. Turns out it was the circus. The circus was in town and they had gone in this brothel and robbers went in and naked people out the back and cops are there. Greg naked circus performers. I remember my first week on the job at the American Spectator my boss invited me to a play in baltimore. I think it was hamlet. It had like Glenda Jackson all these measly performers. Very excited. Meet me after work at 6 00. Throws the keys to me. Jesse you were driving . Greg i was driving. I drove him and his wife to baltimore from arlington. Virginia yeah, arlington, virginia. Martha you got to go to the play . Greg yes. Martha now i get it. Greg all right. One more thing up next. As many safety features as the rx, the new. The lexus rx has met its match. If theyre talking about you. You must be doing something right. Experience the style, craftsmanship, and technology that have made the rx the leading luxury suv of all time. Lease the 2019 rx 350 for 399 a month for 36 months. Experience amazing at your lexus dealer. 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M. , its going to be great. Youve got heather, youve got saturday, september 21st, 10 00 p. M. , be there animals are great animals are great whatever i did yesterday, jury duty. Okay, normally watching a goat eating potato chips is boring, check this out, isnt that interesting . Its a novelty bag. I see with going on there. Its kind of creepy. Now i get it. What is that . Is that giraldo . Thats potato. Somebody has got a lot of free time and that is why animals are great animals are great animals are great all right, people get caught for duis constantly in this country. Usually they are not in buggies. A bunch of amish dude had Michelob Ultra on the top of the buggy, some hard ice ts. They were blasting music from their jerryrigged stereo. Not only did they get pulled over, they escaped. These two amish dudes ran away. There are drunk amish dudes at large in ohio. They dont just raise bars, they raise hell. Tucker carlson is going to be talking about the blackface scandal, and we have the woman who has not one, not two, three emotional support monkeys. Every good deed deserves another, so take a look at this one. Yes, that is a line of bikers for a little girls lemonade stand. Why, you ask . One year ago that little girl and her mom helped save the life of the milwaukee irons bikers group after a traffic accident. She is a nurse and she stayed with the injured until they were airlifted. The bikers stayed in touch and that is when they found out that the little girl was selling lemonade this year, so they paid it forward. They all lined up to get a cup. Dont you love human kindness . I love humankind is. Absolutely. All right. Martha saturday, it is time for College Football and my fighting irish will be going up against the bulldogs but apparently one bulldogs fan who runs a store nearby in athens, georgia, decided that it was time to take the irish spring offtheshelf. Wow. Martha there they are taking it off. Playing notre dame and the fighting irish this weekend so the irish comes offtheshelf. Is that a little bit of a dirty move . A little bit. Martha a little bit of a dirty move. They are 14point underdogs, but im hoping theyre going to pull it out. Especially my guy. Skipped the game, watch my show instead. 3. 5. 30, get down. One disney world cast member went up, up, and away trying to get ready for mickeys not so scary halloween party, balloons. This is taken in orlando, florida, at the magic kingdom. Imagine struggling to pull that balloon bouquet along at the high wind. Mickeys not so scary party but they did not say mickeys not so windy. You know what the message is here . Dont celebrate halloween in september [laughter] keeping all those burgers because if you are any lighter you are going to get carried away. I was waiting for them to actually get carried away. That was kind of a letdown. When is he going to get lifted off the ground . Tell us why you are rooting for the irish. Martha my son plays for the team. All right, bye, everybody. Bret good evening and welcome to washington, i am bret baier. Breaking tonight, new information about the phone call that inspired a whistleblower complaint about President Trump from a member of the intelligence community. It reportedly involves a request for the president that his counterpart and you in ukraine investigate joe biden. The allegation has prompted a shrug from the president and more talk of impeachment from democrats on capitol hill. Fox team in oxford are well with what is saying about all of