This probably never happened before. Beautiful conclusion. I havent seen the reports. Beautiful conclusion. And there was no collusion at all. There never was. Everybody knew it. I wish it couldve gone in one week instead of taking almost two years. But the result was great. No obstruction, no collusion. Jesse last night, the president said hes going to release fisa documents to help figure out how the russia probe started. Trump also blasting adam schiff, saying he needs to resign for endlessly pushing the debunked collusion narrative for two years. All of the republicans on the house Intelligence Committee, which schiff chairs, are demanding he stepped aside. It led to this dramatic confrontation on capitol hill. Your willingness to continue to promote would do mostly falls narrative is alarming. As such, we have no faith in your ability to discharge her duties. We urge your immediate resignation. My colleagues may think its okay that the russians offered dirt on a democratic candidate for president as part of what was described as the russian governments effort to help the trump campaign. You might think thats okay. I think its immoral. I think its unethical. I think its unpatriotic. And yes, i think its corrupt. Evidence of collusion. Jesse okay. Before we get to that, greg, i heard you have the drinks lined up for the 7 00 p. M. Michigan rally with President Trump and you cant wait. Greg its not going to be a victory lap. Its going to be a victory marathon. Its amazing. He does deserve it. Its been two years. I feel bad for the audience of cnn and msnbc. What are they doing now . They certainly are not watching those networks. They are the other victims, those audiences. They were fed or sold the journalistic equivalent of swampland. They thought they were getting a condo and now they have swamp land. It supposed collusion depression. The only cure is to turn the channel and watch fox news. Join the winners. You cant forget how much this phony narrative could have damaged the country. It wasnt just a rumor. It was a pretty provocative charge that the president is a russian plant. That could lead to an actual warlike conflict. Not just for the country but for my personal life, being married to a russian. This was making my life hell. Jesse you have enough problems. Greg i have enough problems. Adam schiff, being the head of the Intelligence Committee, thats like Michael Moore being the head of weight watchers. Jesse ouch. Whammy. Dana, advice for the president as he goes out on this victory tour . This is kind of a big deal in the house Intelligence Committee. Has this ever happened before . Dana well, i dont know if its ever happened before but i do know that the Intelligence Committee for a long time, it kind of never heard about it. There was never any partisan strikes. Even going back into the obama years it kind of got that way. To have all nine republicans sign a letter together, including numbers like will hurd, unanimously saying you ought to step down from your position. Hes not going to step down. That was a show of unity on the republican side. I think its politically astute for President Trump to get out of washington because only in washington are people talking about russia and the mueller investigation. Out of the country, they want to hear what he has to say, what is going to do. And hes going to a place where, when it comes to reelection, hes underwater right now. Hes got some work to do to try to shore things up in michigan. Of course he wants to win it again. Before he was talking about all the other things when he left this afternoon, he was talking about the economy, the jobs coming back. If i were those guys, i would try to get the president out of washington, d. C. , as much as possible, not just to maralago. Lago. Go see america. The presidency goes by really fast. America is awesome, i think people want to see him. Greg nationalist. Jedediah [laughs] jesse where would you go if you were the president . Besides maralago obviously. Though they have a great golf course. Youth you would go somewhere else besides palm beach, where would you go . Jedediah his message gets everywhere because hes a guy who tweets, hes the guy who responds that way. I would focus on this for a minute. I youve got to do your victory lap. No collusion. You have to stress that. But i would also i would give it away at some point and also talk about jobs and talk about what the people across the country are craving. There were some of the people watching this go down that initially were like, lets let the investigation play out and see what they have. At some point they were like this is a witch hunt. Its gone completely off the rails. Hes got some time to say i told you so. There was no collusion. I dont know who with this point is listening to adam schiff and saying thats my guy. This guy is outrageous out really what he did. Chair of the Intel Committee on television trying to imply for a really long time that he had access to information that suggested no, no, its collusion. I dont know how this guys not embarrassed. Forget about resigning. He should be bowing his head in shame everywhere. Trump, yes, you make a victory lap. People really know theres very few people in the unhinged camp, even on the left. Say what youve got to say and then pivot onto what your plan is going to be for 2020 and hartigan to make the country even better than it is right now. Jesse juan, very clear winners and losers after the molar report. Schiff is a loser obviously. He should fold and move on but he keeps doubling down and saying that he has evidence of collusion. Even the members of his own committee are saying we did a whole investigation on this. Youve been saying theres collusion. Weve seen it. There is none. Juan i tell you, strong and wrong and long. Thats you. I was looking at polls today. Cbs poll, 60 of americans saying that its too early to say if the president has been cleared. Cnn, half say mueller just couldnt prove it, it doesnt mean it didnt happen. Jedediah toman, juan. Juan i know you dont want to hear the truth but i dont even think the president is very good at victory laps even if he wants to have a victory lap. The business about taking apart the Affordable Care act has got republicans in a tizzy. You want to talk about jobs and the economy. We saw commerce numbers out. They push the numbers down in terms of gdp for the last quarter. 3 growth. Mr. President , doesnt look like it to me. Then of course he has to go back and say were not going to take away money from Special Olympics because that was so awful and toxic. You had republicans, roy blunt of missouri, saying its deplorable. Oh, my god. This is trump on a victory lap . This is trump seeking further into the mock. Jesse i dont think he is sinking. I think the poll numbers as you like to cite, will pop up big time. Juan they havent popped yet. Jesse they havent even polled. There have been snap holes after the Mueller Report came out . Dana i think its too soon. Juan we havent seen them molar report. Jesse i urge you to give it some time and youll see the numbers. Jedediah if the Mueller Report comes out and says theres no collusion, no obstruction, would that satisfy you . Juan i am dying for it. Yesterday on hannity the president saying im going to put out if thats what you think is appropriate, put it out. How about pardons . Talking about pardoning people. Jesse i think we should pardon you because youve committed a lot of crimes. Crimes against the truth. A major bombshell from cook county states attorney kim foxx. What she is saying about Jussie Smollett today. Plants capture co2. What if other kinds of plants captured it too . 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He was afforded an opportunity that we have under our alternative prosecutions unit that in exchange for the Community Service and his bond forfeiture, the case would be dropped. This was in exchange for that forfeiture because we do believe in fact that we would be able to prove hes guilty of the charges he was charged with. I believe in this case, justice was appropriate. Jedediah chicago mayor rahm emanuel is still furious, saying hes going to send smollett a bill for the cost of the investigation. Speak at the police are assembling their cost. They will do that, and then the and counselor should city of chicago will communicate to Jussie Smollett and his legal team about recouping their cost. Given that he doesnt feel any sense of contrition and remorse, my recommendation is that when he writes the check, in the memo section, he can put the word im accountable for the hoax. Jedediah revelations leading to more questions than answers. President trump announced this morning that the doj and the fbi will be reviewing the case. Greg, im confused about something. If everybody thought he was guilty, now you have fox coming out saying its not an exoneration. You have the prosecutor that she handed it to saying its not an exoneration. Why is there no guilty plea . Why is this guy able to go out and tell everybody hes innocent and get away with it . Greg because they made a deal. He has a very powerful friend somewhere. Its amazing, smollett is guilty but hes also right. They made a deal and they are reneging on the deal, arent they . Didnt they make some secret deal where they were just going to walk away now they realize they cant walk away because everybody is laughing at them. I want to know, well all of us have the alternative prosecution option when we get arrested . Will there be a menu and you can say guilty, not guilty, guilty with options. Dana here is ten grand. Greg justice is like flying the friendly skies. Theres first class and coach. People get to fly first class are people like Jussie Smollett. Jedediah the interesting part was the recusal. First foxx said i recuse myself and now she is saying i didnt do it legally. Her spokesman was saying it was colloquial. If she recused herself, the whole office wouldve had to. Dana she let it be known she was recusing herself but then we find out she actually made the call that was requested by tina tchen who used to work for Michelle Obama. She said i will look into it and they were like great, that would be huge victory. And then she says she recused. She had already made the move. To me, thats a big problem. The bigger story i believe is that when she was running for office, one of her noble goals was to try to restore trust between the public and the police because we know in chicago thats been a problem. What ended up happening is shes made it worse. I dont know where it goes from here but i think rahm emanuel is likely to win. Jedediah kim foxxs office circulated this internal memo. Can we pull of that memo . Looking for examples, felony preferable, where we are in exercising our discretion, entering into agreements with attorneys to dismiss charges against an offender. She was looking for cases where everyone, help me out here. There are other cases where this kind of thing has happened in this kind of judgment has been made . Obviously because theres huge public backlash and everybody realizes theres something wrong. Even Kamala Harris was like i dont know. Doesnt it strike you as unbelievable . Jedediah shes at the microphone telling the press we do this all the time. Hey, guys, we do this all the time right . Send me some examples. There is two hoaxes. The russia hoax and the smollett hoax. Both have been exposed as fraudulent. Yet the hoaxers are denying anything happen. Smolletts attorney said, she used the white faced defense, very novel. She said the nigerians were wearing white face. Took me 5 minutes to google. Looking up the brothers and one of the first videos that showed up was the brother in white faced with white makeup on. Not implausible. Jesse not implausible, also not possible. The reason shes texting the nigerians they are giving him advice. They are saying its 2 00 a. M. , go to a polar vortex and eat some eggs. And he got his eggs at subway. Fox also says i didnt cut a sweetheart deal. It was alternative prosecution. Now hillary is going around saying shes the alternative president. Thats how crazy this is. The chicago suntimes editorial director said chicago is like a big city thats run like a small town where politics and clout operate basic daytoday decisions. You have Michelle Obama calling in favors. You have preckwinkle. Her people. You have preckwinkle, the machine boss in chicago. Shes been endorsed by all the obama people. It stinks. Jedediah rahm emanuel obviously wants money from this guy because of the resources spent. Then you have the feds potentially getting involved. Was this guy going to give money to the city . Is he going to be investigated further . We know hes going to be investigated for the by the fbi but could you wind up potentially in jail anyway . Juan no. The other would be if the fbi investigating the letter found that it was a fraud and he wouldve broken a federal law so they could do something. Basically trump is grandstanding on an issue. He feels it plays to his base. Jesse he was asked about it. He didnt bring it up. Juan wants to get the Justice Department involved. Normally conservatives would say this is none of the federal governments business. Jesse 60 million trump supporters. Juan if thats what youre about, youre not about justice. If this was about justice in this case and not politics. Jesse came to be about both . Juan we are not a nation of moms. We are not a nation of tribes. We are a nation of laws. The prosecutor dropped the case. The prosecutor of their own volition said were not Going Forward with the case. Once thats done, then you have, as greg was pointing out, the guy who says we have a deal, fine. Im going to say what i want to say and then the brothers shut up. The the police chief who stopped himself out on a limb, hes gets the mayor to back him up. The mayor is trying to paper over so many things. You are wrong if you think somehow Jussie Smollett is the problem here. Jesse Jussie Smollett started the hoax. Greg i think we know that. Juan you want to know it. This is mob behavior. If you have a case prosecutor, go for it. Jedediah cases of measles popping up around the country, reigniting the vaccination debate. We are going to tackle it next on the five. For people who dont play golf . Hey mercedes mix it up a little. How about something for a guy who doesnt want a Corner Office . Hey mercedes, i dont even own a tie. Do you think i need a mahogany dashboard . 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Six states dealing with a massive Measles Outbreak kept her parents made the choice not to vaccinate their children for the disease. In 2000, everyone thought measles had been eliminated in the usa but this year alone weve already seen over 300 cases nationwide. Some local officials going to extreme lengths to protect children. In Rockland County, just outside new york city, kids under age 18 are now banned from Public Places if theyve not been vaccinate. A couple weeks ago Kentucky Governor matt bevin revealed he expose his nine children intentionally to chicken pox instead of vaccinating them. Arizona Police Reportedly called to the home of an unvaccinated toddler who had a temperature of 105 after his parents refused to bring him to the hospital. Heres the dramatic scene caught on tape. Police department. Come out with your hands up. Juan i think this is wrongheaded. Im pretty strong on this one. I think its immoral not to vaccinate your own child but certainly to put the rest of us at risk. Dana. Dana its definitely a problem. I dont know whether its a growing problem or when we are just more aware of because now we have ways of getting information all across the country. Its not just happening, the Measles Outbreak in seattle. Rockland county here in new york, arizona. Its everywhere. The dramatic scene about the government to go in and help the child because their parents decided not to take them to the hospital, that conjures up a lot of concern for people who want to be responsible for themselves and for their children and they dont want the government to be involved. Separately i do think that anybody who cares about children and this is the thing, we all care about children. Even the parents who dont vaccinate their children, they are doing so because they care about their children. Thats the decision theyre making. I would say we have to figure out a way to get better information easily digested to people. For example, if you do not get the measles vaccine, you are more likely to have your child die. It has to be that stark. For example, one of the questions being, do vaccines cause autism. The science is showing that autistic traits are being developed in the womb, way before any child would get vaccinated. Whats the science we can do to help prevent autism . Lets focus there rather than on the vaccines because it does seem like a much bigger problem here people cant go out of their house in Rockland County for 30 days. Juan jedediah, data makes the case and i think this is what a lot of the proponents like matt bevin, the governor of kentucky, was saying im looking out for my kid. This is what i think is best for my child. My problem with that is, so youre going to put the rest of the state in kentucky at risk and promote these outbreaks . Jedediah it doesnt just affect your child. This comes up in schools parents who are antivaccine have an issue with the bundling of vaccines and the way their administrative. We need to space these out more because they are worried about the invocation of not only being exposed to some of these viruses but some of the chemicals these are infants. They are small. Theres a lot of gray matter here because youre giving with parental rights. Youre dealing with parents who want to have a say, and youre dealing with the public that gets concerned that if there arent mandates for certain vaccines, will it wind up being a mandate for the flu shot . I dont get a flu shot. I dont respond well to it. I would not want a mandate. I wouldnt want to do that to myself and i want to maintain the right to not get the flu shot. Eat healthy and exercise and help my body will not get the flu. You have to figure out. I dont have the answer to this but you have to figure out where the line is drawn. What should be mandated, where there is flexibility and you have to give parents to say that if they want their infant, they want their vaccines phased out, that something where i think there are some Common Ground that can be found or doctors can say okay, instead of getting a bundle of vaccine, lets have this go on over a period of two years so you feel more secure and the babys immune system being able to handle it. Juan it says Public Health experts say that if you get the mmr vaccine which is measles, mumps, rubella, that would also protect against chicken pox. I guess he wouldnt directly have to take the chicken pox. Is that some Common Ground . To tell you the truth, i dont understand it. I think in terms of Public Health, everybody should be vaccinated. Jesse dont give me mumps. Dont give my family mumps. Also you for criminal negligence. People are being stupid. I have a theory called back to the futureism. People in this country, both parties, think that sometimes doing things backwards actually moves and forwards. For instance, they delete their shows for media. Thats fine. Natural childbirth, thats fine. Biking to work, harmless. Ively affect otherck and that people, for instance, not vaccinating, not getting your dog spayed or neutered. The green new deal, they think thats futuristic. Its actually backwards by eliminating air travel. Permission to make an analogy, greg. Greg yes, jesse. Jesse you can ride your horse in the fields but dont you dare ride your horse on the highway. This is backwards and its going to cause massive casualties on the freeway. Thats the problem. These people are going backwards, and its making people die. Dana you should ask permission to use a good analogy. [laughter] greg it is worse now because there are these myths. You have social media which spreads the myths. You have a widely discredited study by Andrew Wakefield which made the link to autism. He lost his medical license over this. People will still tweet at you without study. The thing about bundling is a myth. A baby is incredibly resilient. Theres research out there, the 14 vaccinations, it affects. 1 of the immune capacity of a baby. People still worry. The baby is so small. He would be surprised how strong the immune system is. There is research out there. The problem is the experts who advise routine vaccinations are dispassionate. The people who are antivaccine are passionate because youre dealing with a lot of fear. Youre dealing with needles and babies. It has a visual aspect to it. The entire Antivaccine Movement is kind of intense. We need to learn how to counter the intensity with persuasive, like what you said about your baby will have a greater chance of dying from measles. Thats full. Will die. You have to also listen to the Antivaccine Movement. I never hear this argument about peoples pets, getting their dogs vaccinated. Jedediah ive heard it. I think you have to be compassionate also because when you look at some of the ingredients in a vaccine, it can be scary. You see formaldehyde. People dont realize. Greg do you know where you get jedediah you have to talk to people and say i listen why youre worried. Juan youre making the point, you think social media may be as at the root of it. Greg i think bad ideas, questionable ideas. You know what social media does . You might be the one person in your community that has an unusual idea, then you find out theres 500 of you in the United States and you hook up. You know it creates more formaldehyde than vaccines . Your body. Jesse dana, i thought my horse analogy was dead on. I dont think you got it. Greg wall. She grew up on a ranch. Jesse kicked in the head by a horse. Juan i can only protect you for so long. She will take you out. Joe biden continues to apologize for his political record. But does he have to . The latest polls and develop its from the 2020 campaign trail. 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I mean that sincerely, a bunch of white guys hearing, hearing this testimony from the Senate Judiciary committee. I publicly apologize to need to because she didnt get the hearing she deserved. Dana does biden even have to do that . According to the latticed trickle latest poll, hes leading the latest poll by double digits. Does it prove democrats outside of twitter and blogs one biden sharon on his record . Not everybody sees it that way. Heres what one analyst is saying about biden. I have an idea for how he can change it, dont run. Come out and support a woman. There are six women in the race, four female senators. If you want to change it, thats a way to change it. Dana what do you think about that, jedediah . Thats outrageous. He cant run now because is a white guy . Even though he has a long record thats impressive and hes in the lead. Hes got to step back somehow because he endorses a woman that makes him what . She is so ridiculous. I dont know if this is joe bidens moment. Im a little worried about seeing him on stage, contort and twist to try to fit in with the rest of the group. I was hoping he would come into being measured and he would be a good listener and he would want to bring both sides together and he would be the balance on the stage. It looks like hes going to get up there and hes going to want to apologize for his entire record which is very large. Hes going to want to try to fit in. Every question they ask, hes going to have to feel like he wants to give the answer the base wants, the politically correct answer. Let me apologize for my record on criminal justice reform. Let me fit into the me too movement. Hes trying to fit into every trending movement when the bottom line is if you hes pulling so hard because hes not like the rest of the candidates. Dana juan, do you think hes doing some of this apologizing because they hold it and they know he needs to in the lead up to something . Or is he just doing this because he wants to . Juan i think its the first. When he goes out to talk to donors, the donors are saying were not sure about backing you because were not sure you can survive in this primary process. Youve got to prove you can. Let me say i think the big news today is the latest poll that has him up by ten points over anybody else in the democratic field. Ten points. Sanders is in second with 19. Then you get to orourke with 12, Kamala Harris with 8. Jedediah and our man, mayor pete. Juan pete is moving up fast and strong and getting a lot of media attention. I think its going to further bolster his numbers. Dana in fact, greg, mayor pete has taken some wind out of the sails of beto orourke. Greg its always charming to go after somebody because they move from 1 of 2 . I dont Pay Attention to that. Im here to say that joan walsh is right. Shes absolutely right. Jedediah no way. Greg you cant go up there and be a social Justice Warrior im not obeying the social Justice Warrior canon. This is your party. Youve got to live with it. Its all about intersectionality now. Theres a contradiction which is funny. And the identity politics, its about intersectionality. What you are. Its not about your character. Its about the color of your skin and your gender but its also about being identity fluid. You can self identify which is really cool. So biden can get around all of this by pulling a rachel dolezal. Self identify as a young black woman. I may look like the oldest, whitest mail on the planet but inside, i am a young black woman screaming to get out. Jesse didnt lose more and try that . Greg she did. Juan the number one issue for democrats is not intersectionality. I do think the number one issue is beating trump. Thats why when people look at biden, they say hey, youre the guy that can beat trump. Thats why his numbers are so high. Dana we have to get jesse in here. Jesse the democratic field is so weak. How weak is it . Dana how weak is it . 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Fight both fast tums chewy bites with gas relief all in one relief of heartburn and gas tum tum tum tums tums chewy bites with gas relief greg we dont have a lot of time. Lets get to it. This is the drill. Stories we chose. Here we go. Paper clip off. Someone is going to have to pick that up later. All all right, ohio ohio news cw introduced stories i love this story. Teens slaying. Stay woke. Get that gucci breakfast. Toledo weather going to be lit during testing week. Youve got this, kids. Greg should we not do any other stories . Thats amazing. Dana toledo Public Schools having their tests. The local station said will help it out. It went viral. Im so glad. Its cute. Juan educate the old guy. What was the gucci reference . Dana get a Good Breakfast . Greg pointing out the difference between us and them. We dont know of a boat we would never pretend to know. Juan but we are laughing like we are in on the joke. We are the joke. Dana comes from the 20 most annoying slang terms. Greg we will go dana i dont know any of it. Greg we have time for another one. Dana did i Say Something bad . Greg you might have. Nasa will pay people 19 grand to stay in bed for two months. Juan you know i like to stay in bed. Greg i wouldnt know personally. Juan they test the effects of space on the human body. Dana i would not do this. Juan how can you do it . Greg i could do it. Theres a lot of things you could do in bed other than sleep. Get your mind out of the gutter. Juan you cant do that. Jesse before or after taxes . Its important. Pay taxes on the 19 . Its not as much as you think. If you dont. Jedediah only you. Jesse after taxes its like 40 grand. Greg a little rightwing humor. They are paying people to stay in bed for 19 grand. I call that welfare. Well be right back. [laughter] is there time for one more . Dana you dont have to spend it every time. Greg i like spending it. Jedediah thats the fun part for him. Greg sex and the city returning with a followup series called is there still in the city dating and friendship after 50. Arent you excited . Jedediah kim cattrall didnt want to do it. Greg so samantha. Juan is this set in the villages . Greg instead of the village. Jesse i dont know why you like that show. Greg maybe i like maranda hobbs or Terry Bradshaw or charlotte. Jedediah he knows all the names. Greg its just fun. Dana great show. Greg it was terrible. All right, one more thing one more thing is up next. Mornings were made for Better Things than Rheumatoid Arthritis or Psoriatic Arthritis. When considering another treatment, ask about xeljanz xr a oncedaily pill for adults with moderate to severe Rheumatoid Arthritis or active Psoriatic Arthritis for whom methotrexate did not work well enough. It can reduce pain, swelling, and significantly improve physical function. 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We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum jessie it is time for one more thing. The city of st. Louis took a beating this week. One of the residents send t tweet. Today i introduced my coworkers to the st. Louis secret of ordering bagels bread sliced. It was a hit. The guy puts out bagels on slices them like bread. Some people thought this was crazy and i sent some pictures of st. Louis style cereal. [laughter] st. Louis style pizza. Or, a st. Louis style hot dog. There we go. Some st. Louis style bread sliced bagels right there. Im going to eat them after the show. Dana is it easier to have a little bit . Jessie no one knows why but that is the most sense i have heard. U 8 30 of those and youve eaten three bagels. Jessie we should have done this for wild card. Greg time for this. Gregs creature from the black lagoon. The confirmation hearing of the nominee, look who shows up. Hes answering a question, none other than the creature from the black lagoon. If you are a fan of the movie you must be over the moon right now. There he is. I joined the testimony and apparently i believe this couldve been a green peace protester. The creatures favorite groups . Gills gills gills. Dana i started on capitol hill and 1995 and he was a legislative directory. Look at him now. Small world. Dana in 19yearold, you will love this. We showed you spring break and how there was all the brawling, this guy instead took to the beach and he helped clean up the remnants of it. He said this is unacceptable and we shouldnt leave it behind like this one beach Police Officer took notice and commended him for it. He continued to help clean. Josh carraway, thank you so much for leading this effort a new got other people to do it even if your fellow students wouldnt help. Jessie he did that on spring break . But for him. Juan take me out to the ball game. Opening tapeworm at your league baseball, afternoon games across the country and pretty good weather for early spring. Last year it snowed here in new york on opening day. Yankee stadium may look like a lot of business folks played hooky since there was a sellout crowd. Back in d. C. My Favorite Team the nationals stole the spotlight, they played the mets and they lost. My wife and son took my seat says they voted for the home team and i cant wait to get some of those peanuts and cracker jacks. I keep the faith. We are going all the way this year. Jessie fred tucker had a big one. Juan he plays for the phillies. As someone who has been lifted in the air holding an umbrella on a windy day, check this out. This guy in turkey and it is a windy day obviously. That is the Patio Umbrella and he goes on they are trying to secure it and check out what happened. He gets lifted. Usually i barely get off the ground and he got 13 feet in the area. That is amazing. He wound up being okay. Another guy was lifted 10 feet. He stepped on the base, but they were able to jump off and they walked away unharmed. That had to be terrifying as far as i can see. I would have jumped. Greg i like the kind with the wind. Must have taken hours to come up with that one. Juan it is a good weekend for that. Dana why dont you go. Greg walked right into that one. Never miss an episode of the the five. Special report is up next. Bret how many times have you told him that . This is a fox news alert and good evening, i am bret baier. An hour from now President Trump will host its First Political rally since the Russian Investigation ended. The event at grand rapids, michigan, comes as we will await the release of the special counsel report which is said to number more than 300 pages. As we await the president giving his unfiltered take on the Russian Investigation we look at some analysis from a man with his own strong opinions and millions of listeners. 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