Of islamophobia and white emergency. Rarely have we had such a nationalism on President Trump. As young people around the world walk out of School National emergency over Climate Change we will therefore, to defend the safety and security of all examine how republicans are americans, i will be signing trying to weaponize out and issuing a formal veto of Green New Deal. And how the media seemed to this reckless resolution have cralted the phenomenon known as beto mania. Congress vote to deny the this is special report. Crisis on the southern border is a vote against reality, its against reality. It is a tremendous National Emergency. It is a tremendous crisis. Bret wreath good evening, welcome to washington im people hate the word bret baier. Invasion, but thats what it 49 people are dead after attacks on two m is. It is an invasion of drugs and criminals and people. Congress has the freedom to pass this resolution, and i have the duty to veto it and im very proud to veto it. Jesse so mr. Gutfeld i watched this press conference in full and i think he stole one of his lines. Greg what did he say . Jesse he said they were border deniers and reality deniers. What do you think . Do you think he is watching the five. Greg maybe, i dont think he watches much fox though. [laughter] greg you know when you look back at an era growing up 90s grunge, 80s acid wash. This year is going t era is goie wall. Every day we are talking about the wall. Its his Bigger Picture which is safe at home. An appreciation of Law Enforcement so you have a lot of the police there. You have trying to eradicate the Terror Threat and military buildup. All of these things are part of one vision. He tends to see it as that. And other people see it as fear mongering because that kind of belief can be seen as fear mongering. You want a strong military. You want a wall. You want Law Enforcement oh my god you are scaring people. So, unfortunately something that he believes in can be recast as something wrong. They brought up a fact in there that made thee think about the other half of this story. The number one leading cause of death for people under 50 drug overdose. One of the officers said that there i was thinking the fault isnt in the dealers alone. You know, the drugs keep coming because we keep using. And i think there is there is a refusal to admit that often the drug war doesnt make things any better. We are seeing this with the opioid mess where we are trying to reduce we are reducing the legal ways to get opioids and that ends up in overdoses on fentanyl which one of the gentlemen spoke about his son dying on fentanyl. We still havent addressed maybe the underpinnings of this story which sour desire for bolivian. Jesse people like to get i donzonked out of their minds. Greg great summary. Jesse you have done it and im sure juan has done it. Speaking of zonked, nancy pelosi says she is going to hold a vote to overturn this veto but she needs, i guess, two thirds of the senate to uphold the override and thats just not possible mathematically. Juan not at the moment. But what we saw was the tremendous number, i think it was 13 republicans who voted with the democrats in the senate. And so what you are getting there is not vetoproof majority but you are getting in that direction. Jesse right. Juan what have you got to understand here is that you have essentially a manufactured crisis. Jesse juan . Juan remember, im zonked out. Lisa yeah, you are. Juan in trump world im zonked out. Juan allow me to speak. Jesse okay. Juan 58 National Security officials saying this is not right. Dont do it. Have you in terms of the polling in the country, 64 oppose the emergency declaration. 58 oppose the wall. This isnt close, folks. But for trump its all about trump and trumps political promises. Jesse i will hit you back with that line. Juan im shocked. Im surprised we are here on day 30 of the National Emergency, cover your head. Jesse those were mostly obama people. If you listen to the actual sheriffs if you watch the press conference, they dont say its manufactured. They say its a huge crisis, lisa. Juan thats why all those republicans voted. Jesse they invited a lot of these congress men and senators to come down and see it themselves before they cast their next vote. Lisa juan, you are zonked out, my friend, even president obama in 2014 talking about the crisis we had along the border. He did so in the rose garden. He talked about traffickers bringing unaccompanied minors across the border. Calling on congress to do something because we had a humanitarian crisis. That humanitarian crisis remains today. There has been 260,000 Illegal Immigrants apprehended at the border. 90 since october. 90 increase from last year. Ice is giving pregnancy tests to young girls over the age of 10 because of the amount of rapes and sexual assaults that are experienced along the journey. Of course we have a humanitarian crisis. The question is it a National Emergency the way to solve it . I dont know. But the point being is that what we are seeing right now is everyone exercising their authority under the National Emergencies act. President trump has Broad Authority to declare a National Emergency under the act. Congress also gave themselves the authority to try to rescind that National Emergency. President trump has the authority to then veto and then congress can try to find the votes, two thirds in the house and senate to override it. So essentially everyone is exercising the authorities that they have under the act. Juan what you just said though. If this is not the caravan. This is not like someone invading our country, lisa. Greg you sought caravan first off, juan. You were the first person. Lisa how is it not a crisis . Juan thats so different. Greg how is it . Juan talk about invasion and you send troops. Greg people die no matter what you call it. People die. Juan never has any National Emergency been declared to get around the fact that Congress Wont fund. This is an exceptional. Jesse why did they write the act that way, juan . Did Congress Write an unconstitutional act . Juan no. They say its never been done is all im saying they wrote it. Jesse dagen, i dont see how this plays out in any other way that it gets tied up in the courts. Dagen it will get tied up in the courts. I think there were four additional states that signed on to this lawsuit challenging the emergency order bringing it to 20. You could get an emergency injunction that stops this. In its tracks for the time being. But, listen, juan doesnt recognize whats going on here with the republicans because theyre not being hypocritical unlike the democrats. Unlike Chuck Schumer and nancy pelosi who basically just sat back and let president obama violate the separation of powers. Lets go through the list. As the wall street Journal Editorial Board wrote. A blank check on recess appointments environmental and financial regulations. Obamacare spending without appropriations, work permits for Illegal Immigrants and more all rebuked by the court system. Juan thats why you have. Dagen at least the republicans who voted against the president are voting based on their concern that the democrats will then turn around and abuse the emergency power. Juan what you are saying is he shouldnt be doing it. Dagen where were you guys when obama was doing this over and over and over again. Juan nobody has ever including obama ever said im going around the constitution. Dagen whoa, whoa, whoa. Lisa what do you think happened with daca, juan . Juan that was not about funding . Lisa massive overreach with daca. Juan not about funding. Im just saying it wasnt about the constitution and funds. Lisa yo dagen do you know why President Trump at least so far doesnt seem to be annoyed with these republicans because he isnt calling them name on twitter yet maybe mitt romney deserves that stupid oped in blowing out the candles . Jesse if i wanted to pressure him i would have brought the pressure. I didnt need it because we had the votes. But if they want to see pressure, they will know what pressure is. Greg the only reason why we are here is that the democrats cant admit that they want what trump wants because they cant admit that they agree with him. We are all talking about the same thing. We want an enforced border they cant admit it because that means trump is right. Thats all this is about. Petty political steam sport. Juan im glad you said that democrats do want it. For the longest time what you hear from republicans. Democrats dont. You are right, greg. Greg thank you. Juan we have a history of democrats funding this kind of stuff. Jesse im not sure the democrats really want. Juan him and his political promise. Greg democrats made it about him. Is he a large character, juan. Its hard not to. Juan fulfilling a campaign promise. Greg they have made it about him. They cant give it to him. Juan republicans in the first two years didnt do, this did they . Jesse because they needed more votes in the senate. Disturbing new details in the new zealand terror attack that killed 49 people. Plus, President Trumps reaction to that up next. So, youre open all day, thats what 24 7 means, sugar. Kind of like how you get 24 7 access to licensed agents with geico. Hmm . Yeah, you just go online, or give them a call anytime. You dont say. Yep. Now what will it take to get 24 7 access to that lemon meringue pie . Pie pies coming thats what it takes, baby. Geico®. Great service from licensed agents, 24 7. I can customize each line for soeach Family Member . E yup. 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The Prime Minister calling it one of her countrys darkest days after a gunman opened fire in two mosques killing 49 people. A suspect has been arrested and charged with murder as reports indicate he live streamed the murders on social media. On facebook. Jonathan hunt has more of the details. Jonathan, what can you tell us . Day began, the live streamed video of this attack is horrific to watch. We will not show it but we have watched it for the sake of accurately reporting what happened. You see on the video the gunman drive qualmly toward the mosque, playing music and talking to himself. He approaches the entrance and fires his first shots at two men. They drop to the ground. One tries to crawl away desperately. The gunman walks up behind him and fires several more shots. The man stops moving. Then the gunman moves into the main prayer room where two large groups of worshipers are already cowering in two separate corners. The shooter fires dozens of rounds into each group. One man appears to run at the gunman but is shot at point blank range. The shooter then turns his attention to the groups again. Firing even more shots. He reloads several times, walks back into the hallway and then back into the main room. Many of the men there are already dead. Some appear to be wounded. The gunman walks slowly toward them taking kill shots. Finishing off his victims with bullets to the head or body. By our count, the gunman fires around 187 rounds within just the first two and a half minutes of the attack. Once he leaves the mosque, he shoots several people on the street. Including a woman wearing traditional muslim dress. She is wounded. She lies on the street crying out for help. The gunman walks up to her and once again delivers the final shots directly to the womans head. He then gets back in his car. He drives over that womans body and continues to shoot other people from his vehicle. There is no sign at that point of any police officers. The video stops after about 16 gutwrenching minutes and by our count, 236 shots fired. Now the gunman also left online a manifesto of sorts. Its long, its rambling in places, precise in others. The gunman makes his motivation very clear, intimidating, repelling and killing what he repeatedly calls muslim invaders. He says Mass Immigration is a threat to sizzles an civiliza. He poses a question to himself are you a supporter of President Trump. As a symbol of new white entity and common purpose, sure. As a policy maker and leader, dear god, no. The gunman who was taken into custody alive also said in his manifesto that he hopes to go to trial where he will plead not guilty because in his view he was taking action against what he calls an occupying force. Leaders around the world, including President Trump have refuted that idea saying it was an act of pure hate, pure evil. I used to live in christchurch for a time after 9 11, dagen. Can i tell you it is a beautiful and peaceful place. It is like a snapshot from the 1950s. Immune, somehow to the problems of the modern world. Well, it is around 10 00 a. M. Saturday in christchurch right now and everybody there and across new zealand is literally and figure tialy wakinfiguratively a whole new new zealand. Dagen thank you so much. This was live streamed on facebook and only removed by facebook after it was flagged to them by the new Zealand Police it showed up on other social media sites on youtube and on twitter. They are not doing anything to stop this. Greg well, two things. I dont know what you can do. Right now a few weeks ago on twitter they were suspending people for tweeting the phrase learn to code. If you are spreading yourself that thin chasing that stuff, its like having the fbi go after gum chewing on the subway. You are not going to get the real crime. They are trying to figure this out. I said this a couple of days ago. Technology is ahead of humanity. We arent catching up to it so we have this vulnerability. The Biggest Issue and we talk about this after every shooting is the copycat effect. Thats why we never mention the guys name. Thats why we try not to cover it blanket coverage because blanket coverage large spotlight which is what they want. Each shooter cites previous shooters. That is a fact. Each one inspires the next. My worry is because he filmed it he gave it a wider reach for more people to see, expanding his footprint and it is our i will not just go after social media, it is our responsibility in the media to shrink that footprint to as small as possible. Dagen jesse, i should correct myself i said they are not doing anything. Facebook says that it has 15,000 contractors and employees reveelg viewing content as part of a 30,000 person team working on it since they launched livestreaming there have been murders. There have been suicides. In fact, there was a man in thailand who killed his 11monthold daughter in a live video that was two years ago and we still have this going on. Jesse i dont know what anybody can do about that because we live in a free society. So people can use technology however they want. And you have to catch up with the fact afterwards. And thats the unfortunate situation. Now, i dont understand how the media can lie about this guys manifesto. I read it. The manifesto, if you read it, does not attribute this guys philosophy to donald trump. This is a direct quote the nation with the closest political and social values to my own is the peoples republic of china. This guy was an econationallist. Meaning he was a racist and thought that the immigrant population of the earth was too fertile and overpopulating everything and were causing Climate Change and they needed to be eradicated. He said he is not a conservative. He is not a nazi and like greg said he was celebrating these wacko european mass shooters more than anything. For the media to link donald trump and frame donald trump for some lunatics actions halfway around the world is so irresponsible and exactly what the guy wanted. If you read the manifesto the guy wanted the vision in this country. He wanted the left to overreact and take away guns from republicans and wanted to ball can Nice North America because that would craze more racial purity in his opinion. So, we were responsible when the shot up Steve Scalises baseball team. We said everyone is individually responsible for themselves. The media doesnt do that when its on the other side. They only frame republicans. Dagen its easy to tweet that trump was somehow responsible. Jesse i could say the Israeli Palestinian violence thats happening today, i could point to omar and say she instigated the antisemitism hate against israel and thats why. I wouldnt do that because thats not true. Lisa i would say, one, i think it takes a special kind of evil to target people in a house of worship thats supposed to be a place of refuge. They were praying. Its absolutely disgusting and despicable. We pray for the victims and their families as well. Im with greg. I struggle with the fact that i think there is a responsibility to deny these killers what they want. And this guy wants to live in infamy. Clearly he wrote an manifesto and he wanted it out. Im about denying that and not giving the manifesto any time and giving him what he want. Copy cats i spent the day today looking at the statistics about it its real and scary. Dr. Steven pitt who did the psychiatric autopsy of the columbine shooting he said that the shooters predicted with chilling and stunning accuracy how their actions would encourage other disaffected individuals for doing the same thing. You will get things like the aurora, colorado movie shooting. During the trial two similar shootings in movie theaters after that. Abc did an investigation and found 17 School Shooters and 36 others had tried were all partially inspired by columbine. The newtown shooter had previous mass murders that took place. So clearly these guys want infamy and we should deny it to them. Sometimes we give it to them. The Rolling Stone did that cover of the boston bomber. Put them on the cover virginia tech. Images ever the guys with the gun. Deny them what they want. Dont give them the infamy. Dagen what about shutting down peoples ability to use social media . Is that something the democrats would be on board with . Juan we are going to talk about that later this in show because what we are seeing is increased emphasis on either regulating or moderating or even in Elizabeth Warrens terms breaking up some of the power because these folks are interested in money. Unbelievable that this 17minute video, the police want it stopped. It just keeps running and, of course, it spreads and it spreads to a specific niche population thats interested, you know, kind of the gamers and a little bit of a hate people all combined here for young men. I think its very troubling. I just want to say i think imagine if a muslim had committed such an act, i can imagine that there are a lot of people who would have gone bananas on the Muslim Community here in the United States and around the world. What i think is the reality is, we have White Nationalists anger spreading globally, his manifesto was called the great replacement and they are talking about, you know, just like we saw in charlottesville, you will not replace us. And we see this kind of anger being spread in such a way that i think we have to address the idea that this White Nationalist fervour is now without borders because of the internet. We cant ignore it or play it down because it doesnt fit ideology or the other directed at President Trump for something a massacre that happened in new zealand. Some in the media cant get enough of beto orourke or however the heck you say his first name. He is all the buzz. Over the 2020 candidates. Is it overblown . Great news, Liberty Mutual customizes. Uh uh, i deliver the news around here. Sources say Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. Over to you, logo. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Sure its like a morn ining spring more than half of our community have discovered their irish roots. Order ancestrydna, and find the surprises in you. Just 59 through march 18th. Get your kit today. I had a few good tricks to help hide my bladder leak pad. Like the old tunic tug. But always discreet is less bulky. And it really protects. cause it turns liquid to gel. So i have nothing to hide. Always discreet. Im so excited. Lisa some in the media are overcome with beto mania after he officially announced he i running for president. Its not like we in the press created it. There is something out there that is magical. Well, he has a vibrancy, a youthfulness to him. He has a message which is largely cheerful. Seeing him is like a Jesus Christ Superstar seeing this guy in front of people. He has that celebrity aura about him. In that moment he was owning that. Lisa safe to say they like him. The question a lot of us are asking is what has he actually accomplished. Here is nancy pelosi responding attempting to answer the question. Oh, he brought vitality to congress. When he came, he came as a real champion for the environment. He got a great deal of support from the Environmental Community in his district preserving our planet and protecting our people. There are at least two areas in addition to his vitality and so many other ways. Lisa juan, to me it looks like she is struggling to answer the question. Why beto . What has he done . Around town today the big cliche abe lincoln only had one term as a congressman before he became president. Clearly the voters in el paso liked him. If you wanted to look at the actual record he was pretty good not only on environment but military spending. Today though i must say guns are out for Robert Francis or as the white house likes to call him or beto. The Washington Post had a front page story about how republican donors had been start of his career as a politician and he had backed spending for some malls that pushed people out of low income neighborhoods. And then you also have to keep in mind that he and i think this is really important, lisa. Sometimes i think the right cant hear this but he did lose to ted cruz but for people on the left the idea that in texas he challenged ted cruz and raised a record amount of money like 80 million bucks, i think. Really makes him a super star. Lisa you are right. He did raise a record amount of money, jesse. Part of that was because he was running against ted cruz. Someone that the media hates. Left hates they protected him and his record really wasnt examined. Now thats going to be a little bit different, jesse. I was talking yesterday that he supports the Green New Deal allegedly but took more money from the fossil fuel industry than any other group. This stuff is going to surface. And do you think its going to end up having an impact on him . Jesse yeah, he will. He will not release his new funding numbers. Interesting. Im not sure they are going to beat sanders. They might not beat kamalas if you said if he doesnt have a demon as left sees ted cruz maybe they will not put money in his pockets. We will see i think Chris Matthews has another up his leg. Beto backlash. He said no woman got that kind of coverage and they dont like how this white male privilege. Vanity fair cover and all the reporters down there in el paso for the counter frump rally and he has been in iowa. When he got up on that table coffee shop there were more media reporters than voters. We will see about him. The weirder he gets i kind of like him. He was in a Hacking Group. He wrote some crazy stuff about murder. I dont know. He is kind of unpredictable. And thats kind of interesting and he is more fun to cover than some of the other candidates. The Hacking Group just does it for you. Lisa Morning Consult poll 40 either heard of him or have no opinion. Do you think he will be able to differentiate himself. Greg those people are idiots the guy is awesome. You are so mean to the guy. Why does the media love him because he is them. He is this lily white nonthreatening liberal who likes their kind of music. Right . He is kind of edgy and inoffensive way. He looks like he probably does pilates. I dont know. Maybe he has one of those new bikes that everybody is talking about. Jesse pell pelpeleton. A republican with his minuses would get nowhere. Obviously the drunk driving arrests and running away from the scene and the fact that he married an heiress. That stuff if you were a republican juan wait a second i know what you are going to say to me. I believe we have a president who has no political experience. Greg right. Juan who has lot of problems. Juan he hasnt been arrested. Yet. Jesse the Mueller Report is not out yet. Greg you want to taco lucien. What a coincidence that he declared when the cover came out . I mean, vanity fair knew . Jesse media loves him. Greg thing that gets me mad not mad but humorous. How does the media not notice when theyre fan boying . When they are talking about somebody they love, do they go deaf and they cant hear how millers they soun hilariouse vomiting valentines. Projectile valentines. Jesse we dont do that ever. Dagen more men talk about hem bo. Juan a what . A male bimbo. Greg men more interested than women. Dagen if i squint and move my chair away you kind of look like him. Jesse dont you dare. Dagen i looked at their website there is nothing about policy. There is just some merch for sale and photo where he has sweat dripping down his face. Greg where can i get that . Dagen i wrote some suggestions of things he could sell on his website to raise more money. How about a beard kit that you look like you could split wood. Lisa maybe he will show up in iowa. Well, americas top general is ripping google. We will find out why next. Stay with us. Us as people. They see us as profits. Were paying the highest Prescription Drug prices in the world so they can make billions . Americans shouldnt have to choose between buying medication and buying food for our families. Its time for someone to look out for us. Congress, stop the greed. Cut drug prices now. Im a wanderer. Juan america stopped general warning about the potential dangers of googles relationship with china. The work that google is doing in china is indirectly benefiting the chinese military. We watch with great concern when Industry Partners work in china knowing that there is that indirect benefit. And frankly, indirect may be may be not a full characterization of the way it really is its more a direct benefit to the chinese military. Juan the Company Recently dropped its bid for 10 billion pentagon contract saying that would conflict with its corporate values. Apparently not so with the chinese. In fact, this is so interesting to me, dagen. What general dunford said was you have a 5 trillion share of the chinese economy that is state run. So, when google does biz with the chinese military, it essentially then is funneling that information, that strategy and technology in to the chinese economy as well. This is all thievery. Dagen yeah, the company, because of outrage within the liberal walls of google decided to not do business with the u. S. Defense department. So lets be clear. Google is not in favor of protecting the land and the nation and the people that allow google to be formed in the first place. It is this kind of delusional moralizing from the people at google their motto used to be dont be evil. They got rid of that clearly if they are doing business with the chinese. And the delusional moralizing that really hurts america and i just want quickly do the imitation of the cfo after Hillary Clinton lost and they had this big Company Meeting and she was talking about hillary losing and what a massive punch to the gut it was and it was really painful. Thats google. Lisa upset. Dagen thats google. Thats who works at google. Juan jesse, what they refuse to do for the pentagon was work on Cloud StorageType Technology and they said it was in violation of the companys principles. A lot of workers said. This how do you interpret this. Jesse do they adhere to the communist chinese principles. Juan i hope not. Jesse one child policy no. Frefreedom of speech. They have a project dragonfly that google was working on with them where they can sensor all sorts of internet content and it looks like google is okay with that they are putting profits above patriotism. Is google an American Company anymore or do they are they just this multinational con glom rat that does whatever they want to whoever they want in search for the highest bidder . 21 billion in revenue over there in asia. Thats a pretty penny. And like you said in the beginning. If you invest google in china, in a commercial enterprise, they just transfer that right to the stateowned corporations. So as a direct pipeline from commercial interest to the military Industrial Complex which is run by the communist chinese and they steal it on top of that. Juan Elizabeth Warren has been trying to say we should break up some of the facebook, google, amazon, that they are too big and powerful. Jesse just suggested maybe they dont have any sense of loyalty to the United States. Lisa a lot of this comes to the criticism over data which i think is one of the biggest fake news stories of all time. The obama team did the exact same thing that Cambridge Analytica did. The only reason anyone cared about it they got caught in President Trumps orbit. Both the rnc and dnc have massive data bases of Consumer Information for voters across the country. Every politician that was sitting on those committees pointing the finger at Mark Zuckerberg has used consumer data in some way to target voters. Its all such a sham. Not only that there is literally no privacy anymore. Look at location services, the 21 billiondollar industry in 2018 people following you what you are doing via app. To reach you via, you know, advertising and things of that nature. Video was caught two years ago collecting data on peoples smart tv. No privacy. The whole thing is a sham. No one cares about it is because of President Trump. Juan greg disagrees. Greg thinks, in fact, we a lot of times people dont realize they are giving up their privacy. Greg have you read my mind just like facebook. Its true. I hate google for two reasons. The one reason juan is talking about they got me. Right . I got suckered into the free google. Which is look at this marvs have you search engine. Its all yours, search away, search away. You are the product. Once you are using it. They are just mining you. So you become the product. Number two, their employees, a few of their employees upset because they were helping with making the Drone Program in the pentagon more precise. Precise drones will help eliminate mass warfare. Thats what it is about. You dont have to carpet bomb anymore if you have precise drones. What they were arguing about i mean what they were defying was actually progress that would help save millions of lives. Jesse instead of google ask jeeves. Juan all right. They are rushing us because there is so much fun about to happen. An explosion of fan mail friday with maestro gutfeld next on the five. When will i see you again all Money Managers might seem the same, but some give their clients cookie cutter portfolios. Fisher investments tailors portfolios to your goals and needs. Some only call when they have something to sell. Fisher calls regularly so you stay informed. And while some advisors are happy to earn commissions whether you do well or not. Fisher investments fees are structured so we do better when you do better. Maybe thats why most of our clients come from other Money Managers. Fisher investments. Clearly better money management. Nows the really fun part m car. Choosing the color, the wheels, the interior. Everything exactly how i want it. 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Greg we feel the same way. Im all steeped in politics and history. I should have major new something useful. My mom would have appreciated it. Greg how about you, lisa . Lisa history or rock and roll or bowling. Lisa still get paid. Juan wait a minute. Were you in that college scam . [laughter] lisa no i did not. Not that i know of. Dagen ivy league school. Greg very good. Greg jesse. Jesse i wouldnt teach i would coach. Greg i would do a class called errands and then i would show up and just give each student anner rand to run. And then i would just kick back. And they would learn. Yes. There you go. Quick one. All right. Cherries writes what is the nicest thing have you done for someone else this week . Jesse why are you looking at me like that. You know i cant come up with anything. Did i give a godless guy anything . I might have. When i get change at starbucks i put the rest of the change in the tip jar. Greg thats veryu probably pocket it. Greg when he theyre not looking i take the whole tip jar. Jesse yojar. Jess. Juan you are not giving yourself enough credit you must have done something. Greg the problem with jesse he has done so much he cant remember. Greg how about you, dagen . Dagen i always do this. I stopped a lady in the street who looked really nice a perfect stranger and told her she looked really pretty. Greg we cant do that if i do that im gone. Would you just tell that woman she looked good. Dagen you would get arrested. Greg juan . Juan two things one i men toward a young man i took him to dinner and hung out with him. Secondly i agreed to give a free speech and emcee an event. Greg thats really good. Jesse he is like the dana of the table now showing off. Greg lisa . Lisa i dont know about this week but next month im watching my special needs aunt for my parents so they can go on vacation and a vacation i bought for them. Greg what have you done this week so you cheated by looking ahead. Greg i could do that too next week i am planning on schooling these orphans on errands. Dagen pregnant lady on the subway who got on and you didnt get out of seat and give her the seat. Greg i give money to the guys who play music on the subway because i like the music. Jesse i play with the guy who plays music on the subway. Greg damn it, jesse, one more thing is next. That rocking chair would look grahh, new house, eh . E. Well, you should definitely see how geico could help you save on homeowners insurance. Nice tip. Ill give you two bucks for the chair. Two . thats a victorian antique all right, how much for the recliner, then . Wait wait. How did that get out here . That is definitely not for sale is this a yard sale . If its in the yard then its. For sale. Oh, here we go. Geico. Its easy to switch and save on homeowners and renters insurance. Where he actually asked meon i bemommy whats wrongr, with your teeth . If i wouldve known that i was gonna be 50 times happier. 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Greg tough guy. Jesse i understand what happened. I myself too gashed my head in the bathroom on black friday about two years ago. They did a great job with the makeup there. There is a bandaid on head we have something in common. His thras could be a nice thing did you for bernie make him feel better. Jesse thats a low bar. Juan . Juan take a look at this scene from a month ago. Duke basketball star Zion Williamson falling to the floor as his nikes tore apart. Now, take a look at this video as the tar returns to the court last night. Go to howard, stolen and engine one. [laughter] juan 2 points with a perfect night of shooting. He had 14 rebounds, five steals. That kind of performance is going to put him at the center of march madness and guess what . He was wearing nikes, he stuck with the brand. The shoe maker made a special size 15 with extra padding for the 67 285 college freshman. By the way, ncaa tournament teams will be selected this weekend. Good luck to your team, guys. Jesse tar heels this weekend, too. Greg . Greg tomorrow Night Saturday 6 p. M. Another are you going gutfeld show jimmy jones, kat timpf, tyrus, johnny joey jones. He forgot to promote it so jesses show as well which is on at 8 00. Animals are great. Right . See, that was my nice thing. Animals are great. Animals are great. Greg every now and then you find an animal that is not just strange but strangely sexy. Check out the dance of the batalor eagle. French for tight rope walker. There is something really interesting. I want one of these. Jesse is that a real thing . Jesse thats not a man in a furry suit although i have been known to dress up like that on the weekends downtown just to make some extra money. Anyway. Its called animals are great. Juan that was real . Greg i think i might be high. I think i might be high. Jesse i am going to plug my show 8 00 p. M. We have dana loesch and we have Kellyanne Conway and i interview a birth striker. She wont have kids because she is afraid the climate is going to kill the earth. All right . There it is. Dagen mcdowell. Dagen the man is flying into the berlin airport from cairo with what he says were some cakes. Little chocolate cakes. Officers stopped him and he said i have nothing to declare they said lets look in this box. They are not cakes. They were tortoises. Living moroccannew there were veterinarians at the border. Confiscated therison