Really very important speech in front of the house and the senate, supreme court. We found out shes canceled it and i think thats a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love. She blames a security, but she knew it wasnt a security problem. I just got back from iraq. I was very safe in iraq and i feel very safe. We had great, great security. If we can handle iraq, we can handle washington. Well do something in the alternative, and we will bleed talking to you about that at a later date. What she is doing to the American People, what shes doing to our constitution is a disgrace. Jesse what was that movie, greg . You cant handle the truth. Greg yes, jerry maguire. Im kidding. I know. Im joking. Are you asking your question . Jesse i am teeing you up. Greg i am ecstatic this is coming together. I didnt want to go to d. C. D. C. Is the worst ride in americas amusement park. There is no fun in d. C. , just walking tours. The most overrated capital in america, and i include sacramento in that. Donald trump has disrupted and gotten off our plate. Last year was the correspondents dinner. We didnt need that. We dont miss it. Were not going to miss the state of the union. He should do it in sky writing. He should sky write his state of the union. Or he should do it in a twitter thread. Thats easy too. You dont need this stupid pomp and circumstance. Jesse what would the sky writing say . Build the wall and crime will fall . Greg exactly. Hes gotten rid of the correspondence dinner. State of the union. I think he should get rid of stubborn belly fat and embarrassing back fat. Those pills that come in palms that you can open. Get rid of that. Tmv, get rid of that. We are done. Jesse what is tmv . Greg dmv. Jesse dont get rid of dmz. We love it. Its a blotch. Its never happened before. He has checked it out. He was saying that he was safe in iraq. Dana i always thought nancy pelosi had a stronger argument, were not doing it until the government is back open. We will invite you down. She is still kind of saying that but her first letter said please dont give a state of the union on january 29. The second ones that i think it would not be a good idea because of security concerns. He was right that that is lame. Security concerns are not real. She would be stronger to say we are not doing this until the government is reopened. The people deserve to be paid for the work they are doing. When that is done, you can come back. Jesse she sent the first letter during the shutdown. President is saying why are using this as an excuse when you invited me during the shutdown in the beginning . Juan i dont buy the security thing at all. But clearly the government does not functioning. There are real issues at play. You stop and look at it, i think its 800,000 not being paid to contractors. Today we heard about irs agents who are not reporting but getting passes so they can go out and get small jobs to help pay the bills. Fbi says child trafficking, terror investigations are being impeded, according to the fbi union. The airports, we know about. The coast guard we know about. To me, this is a real problem. The state Department Says they were going to have a conference on Border Security and they cant have that. Senator mark warner said stop stupidity. Stop inflicting shutdown, transferring unnecessary pain and inflicting damage and you see this in the polls. 71 of americans say this wall is not worth the shutdown. This is hurting the country. Whats interesting to me, it is hurting President Trump. Greg you should be thrilled. Juan im not thrilled. Im kind of sad the countries in this place. Jedediah if this is all happening, why dont democrats get on board and support the stuff they supported years ago that he is proposing. They are on record as having supported not only Border Security measurements but now theyre saying no, we dont want humanitarian aid or daca recipients. These things are bad but he put forward something completely palatable. Nancy pelosi is a spiteful one sometimes. She is. She didnt want trump to come out. I dont love the state of the union. I agree with greg. I think its boring. I think somehow they make president s look like monarchs. Its painful to watch. But its an opportunity to get out there and have a lot of people tune in to something which typically they wouldnt to an end and i dont think she wanted President Trump talking about the aspects of crime and the fact that he put for something that had that daca relief in the tps relief so that voters could say he did put something forth that could have been palatable. Wise and she biting . Dana he gave a prime time address laying out those things except for the stuff that he offered on saturday. He didnt move the needle at all. Against her. If shes just being politically smart im not saying its good policy. Being politically smart, why would you move . Jedediah thats true but i know a lot of people that tune in. I watch news all the time. I know people who dont watch news a lot. But the state of the union, they will. Greg they have no choice. Its on every channel. Juan you could read a book if you want. Greg actually do read books, juan. Juan when you see this argument about crime in the wall that the president was tweeting about today, it is so fallacious. The statistics say Violent Crime has been down over the last 20 years, even as we have seen the increase in illegal immigrants. Jedediah why have been democrats been calling it a humanitarian crisis. Jesse when they didnt have a wall in el paso, there was a lot of Violent Crime. They put the wall up and crime dropped. Lets listen to chuck about this whole hostagetaking scenario. Greg or not. The president s proposal is just wrapping paper on the same partisan package and hostagetaking. Hostagetaking should not work. Its very hard to negotiate when a gun is held to your head. The American People know that President Trump is responsible for the shutdown and now they have learned that leader mcconnell is a coconspirator. Jesse the president actually called Chuck Schumer a puppet of pelosi. Looks like hes trying to drive a wedge between the two leaders. Greg to use his analogy, though, americans have been held hostage by career politicians who make a nice living off this prison of two ideas. They need us to be polarized on immigration. They need you to think that having a wall means you dont like people from mexico. They need that argument because it keeps them in power. There has to be a way of breaking out of this prison because you cant be prorefugee but also maybe you should limit merit based immigration. I am more inclined to go with refugees then meritbased because refugees are more grateful. But you can actually have a compromise. Get out of this prison. When refugees come here, they make great citizens. But you have to extreme event. The compromise here is having a number of tools in the shed. Its not just this or this. Thats the prison. You have to find these other tools. Jesse a lot of different clubs in the bag. Greg exactly. Juan it sounded like you were democrats. Thats what the democrats are saying. Jesse dont you dare. Greg you are right. Where are the democrats . Juan the democrats greg why arent they coming forward . Juan they have but mcconnell wont bring it forward. Dana he wont bring it forward because the president wont sign it. Juan its like a trap. You cant get out of the trap. Poor President Trump, stuck in this trap waiting for the far right fringe to give him the permission slip. Jesse im glad you feel spy for the president. 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And if we are ever late, well give you a automatic twenty dollar credit. My name is antonio and im a technician at comcast. Were working to make things simple, easy and awesome. Greg Nbcs Savannah Guthrie interviewed nick sandmann, the reluctant face of the covington controversy. Some people see as a young kid with a smirk on his face. Greg there is that some people again. Some day i would like to meet some people. Then came the Nathan Phillips claim of the build the wall chant that apparently no one else heard. Did anyone say build the wall . I never heard anyone say that and i dont think ive seen it in any videos. After review of the video, nbc news could not hear anyone shouting that hot button phrase. Greg so no one chanted, but what if they did . Some say we are letting liberal fascist disciple can be said in public. The black israelites said things we cant repeat here. But its build the wall that matters most. Its a hotbutton issue, some say, which is media for lets trash you. Then came the hat. Do you think if you werent wearing that hat, this might not of happened or it mightve been different . Thats possible, but i would have to assume what mr. Phillips was thinking, and i would rather let him speak for why he came up to us. Greg sound familiar . You go out wearing that, clearly you are asking for it. Because you are a victim of your own choices and actions. You neglected they were mainly victims of their own choices and actions. Shouldnt we discuss that . I wonder if the hats had anything to do with the muted response. Greg imagine saying that about a feminist protester and her clothes. Funny how the media who claimed their speech is always under threat because of trump are now dictating what words and clothing are forbidden. Then they blame the victim. Now standing is even hateful. There is something aggressive about standing there. Standing your ground. We both stood your ground. It was like a stare down. What do you think of that now when you think about that moment . I would say mr. Phillips has a right to come up to me. I had my right to stay there. Greg i dont know. Maybe standing is the only thing to do when a stranger beats his drum in your face but then guthrie questioned whether teens would be scared of male adult strangers aggressively taunting them. Did you feel threatened at all western marks to go i definitely felt threatened. There were more of you than them but you felt like they were stronger . They were a group of adults and i wasnt sure what was going to happen next. Greg okay, get this. 118 is standing quietly, somehow that is threatening but when four crackpots threaten you, thats just goodnatured fun. Meanwhile the Washington Post winds at the right has seized on their screwup, so after pushing this near, they are now blaming others for getting caught. Some might say the outcry prevented the prez from doing far worse. Flooding the media analyze this mask, i feel like im watching a murderer doing an autopsy on its own victim. It must be suicide, they declare. Some say they suck. All right, jesse. We heard from the kid. Isnt time that we see nathan up there answering questions . Jesse i think nathan needs to get the savannah treatment. This is the thing, he will be able to answer her questions. I did a little investigation because the media wont, and Nathan Phillips, fresh off this confrontation with the student, disrupted and attempted to disrupt the mass that d. C. s National Shrine. He tried with a bunch of people, 20 of them, to go bang drums, invade the National Shrine during mass on this day, and they had to have security lock him and locked the doors as he attempted to gain entry. Its also come to our attention this guy never served in vietnam. He was a marine but a lot of reports saying that he went awol four times and had to be put in the brig. He is saying that when he returned from vietnam, he was called a baby killer and spit on. He never went to vietnam. Phillips also gave an interview and no one has even talked about this. He was talking about what he was thinking. This guy, phillips, said these white students were in the process of attacking the black individuals. Didnt happen. They were beasts preying on the black individuals. Any called the students racist and he said the looks on on the kids faces were similar to the faces during lynchings in the south. Now, this guys story has changed seven times. The fact that the media believed this guy without checking anything, what else is the media being told and just running with . How do we know . Greg it fits their assumptions. What kills me, jed, is the idea, if you are wearing something, you had it coming. We have learned that thats not what you say to people. Jedediah the nerve to say that to a kid. Greg wearing a hat. Jedediah the line. You were wearing a skirt like that, you deserve it. Its crazy. You did that research but they are counting on no one doing that or you do it but it doesnt get sent out. All they need is the initial clip and the judgments to be made. Imagine if you went out and you were at on march you were a kid and you had a bunch of adults screaming at you, shouting horrific things. I am still trying to figure out what this kid did wrong. I think he smirked. I see that. Maybe he was confused. He didnt know what was going on. He didnt assault anybody. He didnt even shout back. How would people can say that as a teenager, their first instinct wouldnt have been to Say Something back,s to say no, you are this. They didnt do that. These kids for on their best behavior frankly. I cant believe we are still talking about a smirk from a kid because he had a maga hat on. If he didnt have a maga hat and that was not a prolife protest, this would not be a story. To greg the lesson i learned, im never, ever looking at a viral video again. Again. Its so funny that its called viral because its contagious, pernicious, dana and it makes you sick. It does make you sick. Remember back in the day before the internet greg at the early 50s . Dana it wouldnt of been an international story. It would have been a local d. C. Story. Maybe on the National News but unlikely to have ever gone beyond that. Now these kids are having to go on the today show which is quite intimidating. Not that savanna is intimidating. But you are basically on your own there in a room. You are 17 years old. However old ps. What i read was that the left on the right was mad at Savannah Guthrie after this interview. Im not sure why the left would be now. Steve org i wouldnt have performed as well as that kid did. His first time on tv i think. Juan his facial expression was frozen. Looked like he was terrified. Clearly they hired a p. R. Firm to represent greg how dare they. Juan i just have to say i dont understand how you made this young man into some, you know victim here. Greg clearly not a victim. Juan same but lets blame the media. You and i agreed yesterday that social media platform that spread this. We dont know who they are where they are from. Greg we know who the Washington Post is. Juan they have intentionally pushed out polarizing videos intended to greg the people who push them are always liberal media. Juan let me finish. Greg i am letting you finish. Breathe in. Juan if the media had ignore this story. I dont think than local section of the Washington Post wouldve covered it. If the Mainstream Media had ignore the fact that the right and left picked up on it, then they would say oh, my gosh. Why is the Mainstream Media is ignoring this big story . But in fact, let me tell you. Tomorrow night am going to watch a basketball game. The black israelites will be there saying rude things to me and my wife. They say things to everybody. People dont stand there and engage. Greg the first time they ever solve them. Jesse they were waiting for a bus to go home. Greg let me just say juan those kids staying there. He is staring down the native american guy. Jesse the guy got in his face. What do you want to do . Juan you have four or five black israelites. You have busloads of these kids. Suddenly they are feeling so threatened. Jesse you have jedediah you have adults and children. Juan basketball games. Greg if you want to talk about it, they have these events. They go black, white, different colors. Its a racial thing. Okay, we will look into that. Antitom critic and potential 2020 hopeful john kerry taking aim at the president. His latest dig ahead. When cravings hit, hit back. Choose glucerna, with slow release carbs to help manage blood sugar, and start making everyday progress. Glucerna. But allstate helps you. With drivewise. Feedback that helps you drive safer. And that can lower your cost now that you know the truth. Are you in good hands . Juan welcome back. Former secretary of state john kerry once again not hiding his disdain for President Trump. Here is kerry of the World Economic forum. Final word, second kerry. If you had President Trump sitting there, what would your message be . I cant play that. I would. He doesnt take any of this seriously. He doesnt have an ability to have that kind of conversation. What would you say . What would your message be . Resign. Okay. Juan kerry hasnt officially ruled out a president ial run to potentially challenge trump in 2020. Jedediah, what do you think . Is it somehow offensive or wrong for him to say that . I dont know how trump is going to handle that. He will have to pick up the pieces and carryon. Kerry is so unlikable. I cant imagine he would want to do this again. He doesnt get received well. Has record is not great, then he talks about the other part the other part is he talks about Climate Change and he is like, we are all going to die. Doom and gloom. The brink of disaster. I dont like when people of an opposing party sees an opportunity where theres a sitting president and they ask you a question like this, i dont like when you immediately go for the laugh or thats what it seems like to me. Seems like he went for the moment where he could be applauded for saying something unkind about a sitting president. I dont like it when people on the right to that either. They are asked a question like that, a politician who may reenter the field. Hes not a commentator. He may run again. Makes him look bad. Juan one of the criticisms kerry has said is that he thinks its a chaotic and corrupt administration, very critical of the paris Climate Change deal being undone. The president announcing the pullout from syria. Its more substance, but you saw this and what did you make of it . Jesse well, you called kerry unlikable, so thats not sexist, right . Okay, im just trying to clarify. You can call a man unlikable but you cant call a woman unlikable. I just want to make sure i know the rules before we get into this. Im just trying to clarify. Seems like theres a double standard. I think you are right. He was trying to go for a laugh and it took him 15 seconds to get the joke out. I think hes bitter because trump destroy his legacy on iran and paris. These guys are so opposite. John kerry marys billionaires. Trump is the billionaire. John kerry was against the iraq war before he was for it. Trump has always been against it. They dont really see i tie on anything. I just found out that john kerry served in vietnam. Did you know that . Yes, hes also a vietnam veteran. So thats very nice, because i just hadnt heard that before. Juan yeah . Really . Dana are you going to continue your comparison . Jesse would you like to see trump with a machine gun . I dont think thats a good idea for anyone. Juan yeah, he has bone spurs. What we have is a situation where you have a new book coming out next week by a trump aid that says there is chaos and corruption in the administration. Chris christie has a book coming out. He says he would have been in the administration except jared is mad because he prosecuted his father and the like. Is john kerry off when he says there is chaos and corruption . Dana i think if he if you play the clip back, his instinct was not to say anything negative. Thats why it took 15 seconds to get to the laugh. His instinct was to be polite and support his country and his president. Hes been a Public Servant most of his life. He is fresh off a book tour. Hes a typed a personality. He needs to keep busy. You look at some one like mitt romney who runs for president loses and decides hes going to run from senate from utah. Dont sleep on john kerry running for president. If you come up short, you still think you could make it. 60,000 votes in ohio and it couldve been his. I think it could happen. Greg he makes lerch look loose. I agree with you. He didnt want to say anything. In his head, why can you ask me about Climate Change . I flew all the way here and private jet to talk climate, not trump. The applause tells you a lot. I think thats the bigger story. Here you have an extremely wealthy audience who are threatened by brexit, the Yellow Jackets of france, and trump. All these things are of the same piece that scares the crap out of these people. They hired private jets or have their own private jet, creating a massive Carbon Footprint to talk about Climate Change. When you ask about that, they say we purchased Carbon Offsets that offsets our jets. What they are saying is we are rich enough to fly private and pay the indulgence. That is elitist, they are terrified right now because they are watching the world change. 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Jedediah two furious saints fans suing the nfl over a blown pass interference call the cost or team a trip to the super bowl. Seasonticket holders asking a judge to reverse the results of the nfc championship game or schedule a do over. One saints fan even going so far as to pay for billboards in atlanta blasting the league, saying that they blew it. Greg, greg they spelled blue wrong. Blew. They should be embarrassed. Anyway, i like to call that out on twitter. What were you going to ask me . Jedediah we are a Litigious Society but now youre suing over a sports result . Greg i am with them for a couple reasons. If they have to replay the game, what is it going to do to vegas . What about the sports books . The only thing is that they should play the game where that backhaul was. They should start to play the game there. Thats what they should do. From there. How are they going to do that with all the gambling . The reason why i really like this is because l. A. Doesnt even care that their team won. L. A. Doesnt even know that the rams are there. They are too busy doing other things. The oscars, the lakers. Jedediah they have a teachers strike. Greg they dont care about the rams. Make them care about the rams. This will give the rams some attention and l. A. Will go thats right. We have a team in the super bowl. Or maybe not. Juan they are doing better than the charters in terms of attendance. Greg are the chargers also in l. A. . I didnt know that. Jesse have you seen the video in the bar, the rams fans. They make it to the super bowl. All right. Juan i agree with you. I remember the situation with george brett and the pine tar and the new york yankees. They said we made the wrong call. We will start the game from that point. The bettors in vegas might be upset but imagine the tv ratings for a game that starting again. Dana thats exactly the reason we should do it. Jedediah you are all saying that they should redo it . Im outraged. Juan the saints were cheated, no question. Jedediah its its a crazy president. You dont like the person who wins, suddenly a lawsuit. Jesse lawyers and sore losers are ruining this country. It all started with gorelieberman. They lost the recount and they sued. I thought the saints fans were democrats. They dont want the game to go the way they thought it was going to go there going to sue. This is the way people dana i thought you were a fan. Jesse i like the good old days. The ref blew a call and you thought they were fixing the game for the mob. The good old days. Not everybody sues. Jedediah this is power, the commissioner. He has the power to do this. He can say redo the game. Dana since we are breaking norms, left and right, no state of the union. Play this game on tuesday. Greg its a great idea. Dana we could be here redo color commentary. Greg this is the best idea i think ive ever had. [laughs] jedediah it sets a pattern. This has been brought to court before. Its not the first time its happened. You have them coming out and saying what was the ruling . I was looking for the ruling. We are not obligated to please you. In other words, just because you buy a ticket and use it at a game, they are saying you are obligated to do this. They are saying no. Jesse the browns fans could sue for every season. They are never entertained ever. Jedediah if you did this, there would be no end. Greg its such a glaring error. Everybody knows this was wrong. When you look at the play. Juan now they have replay. Imagine if we had replay on the five. Jesse, oh, my god. He would be out of here. Greg we tried to do that. Jesse i would be out of here . Juan, i am sorry to say. Juan they have replay in every sport. Im an old timer on this. I think refs are human. They make mistakes. Its part of the game. Jesse or they are fixing it for the mob. Jedediah if the refs come out say there is a mistake, that if they acknowledge the call was wrong, then maybe you can have juan they did. Jedediah in a case like this, maybe its more justified. I think everybody sounds like a bunch of babies. You dont like the end so you cry and sue . Its terrible. Greg just to piss off l. A. , i want to do it. Juan what if we refereed the game . The five of us. Jedediah stay right there. Wild card wednesday is coming up next to make you everybody else. Means to fight the hardest battle, which any human being can fight and never stop. Does this sound dismal . It isnt. Its the most wonderful life on earth. Starts with looking wbuiat something old,nk. And saying, really . So we built capital one cafes, with savings and checking accounts you can open from here in 5 minutes. This is banking reimagined. Whats in your wallet . Dana it is time now for wild card wednesday. I have the hat right here. Everyone chose a topic and we put them in this hat. No one knows the others stories. Selfie dysmorphia is driving people to seek surgery. This is yours. Selfie dysmorphia has become a term to describe people who seek Plastic Surgery because they want to approve their appearance. Jedediah they use pictures of themselves. Whats happening is that you used to look at people. Not because theres so many filters. They are airbrushing pictures of themselves and going to the doctor and say i want to look more like i do in this filtered, weird, crazy image. Dana thats too bad. When that isnt going to stop . Greg i am the opposite. I noticed that im too good looking and getting Plastic Surgery to be less goodlooking. Im tired of people hitting on me. Jesse i like how i look with the snapchat filters. I look cuter. Jedediah it does. Dana is it sad or funny, juan . Juan its where we are. A piece in the Washington Post saying that the white house is putting out images of President Trump that have been altered to make his hands look bigger. Oh, my god. Greg he brings trump into this fund segment. Juan its ridiculous. Greg never mentioned Dana Milbanks and wild card wednesday. Dana how you draw a x has led to mass hysteria. Jesse everybody draw. You are weird if you draw it in a certain way. Everybody, all right. This is how i draw a x. Left, down, right, down. Dana left down, right down. Everybody does it the right way. A lot of weirdos draw it the wrong way. Greg do you need lefthanded people . [laughter] jesse the color indicates the one that you go down first. Jedediah it is crazy to go up first. Jesse people go up first, also some crazy things. Those are the people that are crazy. Thats what the study shows. Greg its a generalization corner. Juan what about gregs point . Lefthanded people . Jesse i didnt get that deep into it. Everybody at home, draw a x and if you draw it in a ridiculous way. Greg right with ink on your face. Dana drive to there on your forehead and see what happens. A new phone case comes with spoon and fork attachments. Users can have the ultimate convenience of reading and eating at once. Juan i did it. So you dont ever have to go hunting for a spoon or fork. While youre busy tweeting or browsing. Dana thats smart. Greg i like it. I do. When i saw how it was used. I want it. Juan come on. Eating with your phone . Jedediah its not sanitary. Dana the next one is the mooch faces humiliation of being the first to get the boot from celebrity big brother. Greg this is the one i picked. Strategywise, its good to go out first. I think you get paid the same but clearly scaramucci cannot last in anything. I have a suggestion. Hes got to be the spokesperson for viagra or cialis. If anyone needs to know anything about lasting long, its me. He should be the spokesman for cialis. Jesse why did he get booted so quickly . Greg he hasnt gotten officially booted . Wait a minute. Today i jumped the gun again . Hes on the block. Hes on the chopping block. Jesse why do you get kicked off the show . No one likes you . Greg you would never last, jesse. Dana maybe you get kicked off because they realize youre the smartest one and they want to eliminate you first. Jesse thats why i would get kicked off. Greg you get paid the same no matter what. The key is to be the first one out or the last one out. Dana all right. We have this one. Do we have time . Lifetime supply of Peanut Butter recipient donates spread to furloughed workers. A virginia teen, he has autism, and he eats Peanut Butter every day. His favorite brand is lidl. His mom bought 72 jars. He was on sale. He started a p. R. Campaign with the company. They said see if you can get 72,000 retweets and we will give you a lifetime supply. He got it. His dad is a furloughed worker. He said he wanted to share it with all the others. You can go get some Peanut Butter. Jesse some jelly too. Dana good job, eric. Jessie test time for one more thing. An old friend of mine, his younger sister was on jeopardy last night. Check her out. A Public Transportation consultant. What is breakfast at tiffanys . Who is neil gaiman . What is apollo ten . What is still magnolia . She had the daily double right there, but she lost. She came away with seven grand and the winner had 27 grant. The winner is right there. No one wants to see the winner. She did very well. Even i knew the final question. Do believe that . The answer was calvin and hobbe hobbes. Juan what a day for mariano rivera, the former yankees pitcher when a spot in the hall of fame and on top there was this sherry. I have another piece of news. [cheers and applause] juan he was told he was the first person to be unanimously selected, were holiday was also selected. The first person since 1936. Another trailblazer, edgar martinez, the first player who spent most of his career as a designated hitter then there is my favorite, the former oriole, a hero to me and my kids. We saw him come within one out of a perfect game. Jessie he is also a former yankee. Greg it is time for, you have something coming your way america. Lets talk about the monologues tour, come see us in these cities, tampa, west palm beach, d. C. , tulsa, we talk about our books and we crack some jokes. It is a lot of fun. Get your tickets, we are already sold out in some places. Go to fox nation for my interview, we talk about media trolling and bad behavior online and it is a lot of fun. Last but not least, an amazing podcast. Go to foxnewspodcast. Com. We talk about my colonoscopy. Dana i cant wait to listen. Greg that is a lot of greg for all of you. Dana there is a community that had to come together in new jersey, can you believe this . Little girls are selling Girl Scout Cookies and doing a great job. They are trying to get enough money to go to savannah, georgia, that is the birthplace of the girl scouts. This couple comes by, an older couple. One was in a walker, maybe faking it. She stole the money, she stole a thousand dollars from the girl scouts. The community has come together and they will be able to go on their trip. I forgot my full screen, i will be on tucker tonight. Jessie you dont talk about your colonoscopy on the podcast . Dana i havent had one, but here i am due. I fall in love with another animal. Meet elijah, a service dog who took a trip to disneyland and take a look how that went down. Hello elijah clearly has a crush on cinderella, you cant blame elijah for that. Also it is important to note, the handler volunteers for an amazing organization. Jessie another reason why animals are great. Greg that is my line jessie special report is up next. Bret thank you. Good evening, this is a fox news alert, i am bret baier. Two pick stories as he Trump Administration throws with small way to be on getting rid of even a civilian strongman. Pedicure at home, President Trump and House Speaker nancy pelosi continue to feud over the state of the union address. The president telling nancy pelosi, he tends to deliver the speech of the house chamber. She has other ideas as well as it seems, the final say on that particular venue. It is the latest saga and the fallout from the partial government shutdown, now 33 days old. We start tonight with john roberts on the north lawn. Good evening. The language from