They want to take away your good healthcare. And essentially, use socialism to turn america into venezuela. Dana trump touting the booming economy after finding out today 250,000 jobs were added in october. President Trump America now has the best economy, in the history of our country, and we want to keep it that way. Weve created 4. 5 million new jobs since the election. A number that was unthinkable, if i would have said that during the campaign, oh, they would have given me a hard time. They would have said pinocchio, they do the whole thing. Sdp the president hitting on a central theme,st Migrant Caravan thats headed toward the United States. President trump democrats want to dontly open the borders. They have the caravan, let em in, you want to let em in, does anybody want to let em in . No President Trump caravan after caravan is forming, unvetted illegal aliens, trying to flood into our country, on your dollar, overwhelming your schools, depleting your resources, and endangering your community. Dana there we go. There was another former former president on the campaign trail today, lets play that from president obama, then take it around the table. While youre distracted with all of this stuff theyre making up, they also are robbing you blind. I mean look, look, look, over there. Then they give tax cuts to billionaires. Look, over there. Then theyre letting polluters poison your air and water. They will absolutely take healthcare away from millions of the first chance they get while you are distracted. With stuff that is not true. Dana jesse, let me hand it over to you. Both former president obama and President Trump having fun on the campaign trail. Jesse president obama looking spry there, a little pep in his step. Hes really lowered himself, to a place where he shouldnt be. Some one thats just left office. I dont think theres been a president this early in the campaign so partisanly against his successor in that way. But hes trying to salvage his legacy. Because donald trump has dontly destroyed it. The president got great news today on the economy, a quarter million jobs created in october despite the hurricane. And with other bright spots, 3. 1 wage growth, the best wage growth for American Workers in a decade. Also, nearly 70,000 jobs created in construction, and mining, and manufacturing. Remember, those jobs were never coming back, according to barack obama. Lowest unemployment level since 1969. Most americans with the job in american history. And the xwleed has really downplayed this economy. The media. When there was a 3. 5 gdp number, the nightly newscasts, they never even covered it. And then today, axios said, well, the economy is shrinking. It went from 4. 2 to 3. 5, and they say, you know what, a recession may be around the corner. I do think the president is closing strong on the message of the economy. And on immigration. And this blue wave that everybody says is going to happen, im not quite so sure about it right now. Dana maybe a little ripple. Jesse maybe. Dana the other economic number, greg, was the lowest unemployment rapt for veterans that they have had in a long time. Greg the economy economy is hotter than jesse in cutoffs. [laughing] i have a camera in your dressing room. Heres the deal, the media isnt covering this news, because its not something that you can blame on trump. Its something you have to give credit for. Theyd rather just do their usual antitrump blather, which also happens to june up their revenues quite well as jeff zucker has admitted recently. The way i look at the mid terms, i pray theyre over soon, the republicans win and the democrats lose. No matter what. No matter what. And ill tell you why. Because politics isnt personal, to republicans. So, if you do well, great. But im going to have dinner. If you lose the house, well, that sucks. But im going to go have dinner. The democrats, say they win big, thats not going to be enough. Because hes still going to be in charge. That evil trump is going to be there. Theyre still going to be angry. If they lose we saw what happened when they lost before, right . It was countrywide tantrum. Dana we should have had the scream. Greg its intensely personal for democrats, primarily liberals with politics, i dont think theyre ever going to be pleased by the outcome. Where the republicans, politics is just a facet in your life, just one part of it. Its not your life. You know, you lose the house, well, thats life. Im going to play with my kids. I dont have kids. Dana juan, whatever you want to say. Juan im amazed, the best economy ever, says trump, jesse backs that up. Not true. You say its not true, why are you picking on the president. But its unbelievable. And the whole idea of this invading army is coming okay, my gosh, you want to let em in. You know, its just ridiculous. But to me, its a point where in this campaign you look at where the president is going, what he thinks. Ed today, west virginia, also indiana. Hes going into red states. I dont think he will have success stopping joe manchin getting reelected. When it comes to joe donnely, the democrat in the red state, he may have success, he can stir up the base. Thats all hes doing. The whole attack on the caravan, everything that he says about the caravan being filled with disease, its just, you know, at some point you want to think, about these republicans paying attention . Jesse didnt obama say we were poisoning the air and water . [laughing] juan its true, true. Dana morgan, your thoughts about, we have going into a weekend, its also when you have to turn back the clocks. It is . Dana yeah. Apparently, i think thats good news for republicans, right . Im just kidding, no idea. Trends tell us in the past. I think it all comes down to undecided voters, which are largely independent interests, largely moderates. Something i thought was interesting, and in this before the mail bomber happened, before the temple shooting happened, most of those independent voters are registering, saying they felt unsure of putting the democrats back in power, the message works, they thought they were too extreme. The events stopped the momentum that they had. But they sort of seem like, will i vote, will i not vote. In all of the elections it depends on who can motivate people to turn out. What im fascinated by, i started going through, you know, statement by state, looking at the polling. I think its going to be a long election night, im looking forward to watching you, dana. Dana juan too. Greg i wont. You can come to my party. Greg great. As the wind blows, the paces, theyre a point apart, two points apart, within the margin of error. We can see, then looking exactly like it is, we can see the house looking similarly or we can see, we can see something go straight up or down for either party. Its going to be a fascinating evening. One thing i would say, is to Pay Attention not just to the house and the senate but these governors races. 12 out of 13 republican governors that are running for reelection are ahead. But about 7 to 9 of them running in open seats, its neck and neck. Talk about georgia, florida. These are the races where it could go into runoffs. We could be up all night. Jesse something that morgan said, there are a lot of house races that a lot of prognosticators think democrats are going to get them all. Theyre within the margin of error. Theres no guarantee that this blue wave is going to happen. You can see the situation, democrats pick up 20 seats in the house. And come up a few seats short. Theres no massive Democratic Party registration going on. Theres no massive Enthusiasm Gap going on. Theres no recession going on. Theres just not a lot of indicators, look at the generic congressional bat lot, within single digits. The democrats down in the connecticut governors race. Dana good reason. Jesse theres a lot of things you scratch your head, the media was so wrong in 2016, could this be a flashback of last time, a silent majority that arent talking to pollsters that, come out and really shock the country. Juan i think you look at the ads, its so important. And the ads, both on the republican and democratic side dvp we have a chart. Jesse dana loves her charts. Dana i sent it to everyone in the morning. Greg 7 00 in the morning, great what i want to look at, 8 charts from dana. Send me pictures of your dog dana that can be arranged, of course. But this chart, if you go to bloomberg, it tells you what ads are running in which rejojs of the country. I thought it was very good. Didnt you think it was interesting . Jesse i didnt look at it either. [laughing] i opened it then closed it. Greg who sends charts before 9 00a. M. . Dana somebody has to get up early to work on the 2 00. I was 10 30 juan dana, i valued it, appreciated it. Dana thank you. Juan the point i was going to make based on the chart, that healthcare dominates on both sides, not this immigrations drivel, and democrats want open borders. Again, its like the republicans, are they suckers . Greg show the chart one more time. It would be a great theyre not showing it. Dana well show the chart, can you pull it up . Greg its not worth it, forget it i was going to say its a great placemat for a diner. Dana its fantastic, figure out where you are. Bill hammer would appreciate that chart. A programming note, be sure to tune in on sunday, we will be previewing the mid terms a special live Weekend Edition of the five. Im sure you dont e. 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Red state democrats in tough senate races distancing themselves from their party in an effort to try to pull out victories on tuesday. In missouri, Clare Mccaskill releasing an ad slamming her fellow democrats. Not afraid to stand up against her own party. Clares not one of those crazy democrats. She works right in the middle and finds compromise. Juan in montana, jon tester blasting democrats for, quote, botching the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation hearing. In yawn, joe donnely, backing increased Border Security in indiana. Im the only person on this stage who voemented three times for the border wall. I voted against sanctuary si cities. Juan greg, guess what, even in montana, jon tester taking a swipe at Elizabeth Warrens dna test. Greg unbelievable. Good to police your side. And have, and i think everybody should be stashter in excommunicating their extremists. The problem with our side, as a conservative, physical we listen to the Mainstream Media were all bad. Dana im out greg were all suspect when somebody says this person is bad. Really, we saw what you did to kavanaugh, and he wasnt bad guy. But do i think its always important, for, if youre to point out and say this person has gone too far or what not. I say that for both sides. Juan i agree. Morgan, bill clinton, not too many places. He had a fundraiser in new york for mike espy, from mississippi. But its interesting, its almost like the former president hasnt xils 9d in the campaign season. The mighty have fallen f you think back to president obamas Reelection Campaign and the dnc convention, whether clinton wont stage and gave that speech that many bun dits at the time said was the pundits said was the speech that revived president obamas election effort, and now people dont want to be seen with him. For good reason. At a minimum, the guy abused his power with a college intern. At the worst, hes been accused of some of the worst things men can be accused of. I wouldnt want to be seen with him and i dont blame the democrats. On Clare Mccaskill, the one thing interesting to me, for all of the mantra of the democrats about girl poweller she was really quick to throw Elizabeth Warren right under the bus. Juan she feels Elizabeth Warren once critical of her on some votes. Jesse, what we see, is right now its 5149, republicans in the senate. And you have Heidi Heitkamp trailing in north dakota, close races in indiana, missouri. Then comes two interesting states, arz and nevada. Ases and nevada. No trump in either state, even though you would think immigration, which is his key message might play there, apparently both republican candidates want no part of donald trump. Jesse i dont know if thats true but the races are dead even. And they could go either way. Theyre very interesting, two western states, a lot different than the other states in the country. On the bill clinton thing, the Democratic Party has given up looking for white workingclass voters. Bill clinton was always great at speaking to those people. They dont speak as much as they used to, theyve reprioritized identity politics. Millenials, they were born in the 09s, they barely remember bill clinton. Then the me too thing, you might catch too much heat. On the distancing, the distancing is disingenuous. The Democratic Party has been crazy for two years. All of a sudden a week before the election, now, theyre going to get the stomach to say, hey guys, knock it off. I dont buy it. It shows me right now, the Republican Party is more unified than the Democratic Party. Looks like the democrats are shooting within the tent a little bit i dont know how thats going to play out, but its an interesting indicator. Juan this is kinder, gentler Jesse Watters. The democrats have only been crazy for two years. Jesse crazier. Juan now youre back to normal. Dvp lets take the one by one. Clare mccaskill, 12 years of a liberal voting record and she says she isnt crazy, shes helpful to trump, i dont think its going to wash with the republican voters. Trump won that state. You look at jon tester, thats different in montana, you have tester very close to the agriculture community. Not that trump hasnt done all he can to help rosen dale and the republicans could win there, nailbiter. Donnely, though, hes one of the only ones that can say he has voted with President Trump. He did so on immigration. This last bit of President Trump, Closing Argument on immigration, might not play as much in indiana. Donnely, has a voting record that says that. The otherning in each of these states, President Trumps Approval Rating is above 53 . A big deal for him f you think back, in 2002, the first bush midterm, president bushs Approval Rating was sky high, we were at war, after 9 11. In 2006 when he lost 9 majority his Approval Rating was 37 . Makes a big difference in the tight races. Trump, has done them a favor, by getting his Approval Rating up to where it is. Greg can we go to the chart . Dana i at one time say in a commercial break Jesse Watters said high charts were helpful. Juan what strikes me in the red states, where democrats are struggling, they ee close races. You would think that right now, since theyre red states, that republicans are dominating. Dana thats why you want to get the Fox News Voter Analysis on tuesday. Greg 20 more charts. Juan is Michael Avenatti getting ready to take on trump with a 2020 run . Oh, my goodness, could it be . See his political ad, next. It was love at first slice pizza lovers everywhere meet o, thats good frozen pizza one third of our classic crust is made with cauliflower but thats not stopping anyone o, thats good were in memphis, tennessee, a city with one of the highest increases of womenowned businesses in the u. S. Its really this constant juxtaposition when youre a mom and an entrepreneur. 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Watch this. We the people. We the people. We the people. Are mads a hell. And were not going to take it any more. We would not be silent. We will speak truth to power. We will fight. If we do it together we will win. Join us. Join us. Join us. Our constitution says we the people. Not me the president. Stand up. Join the fight club. Use your vote as your voice on november 6. Greg, i saw it, the first rule of fight club was not to talk about it. Good point. Greg he chose actors and actresses as appealing as he is. Everybody is just scowling. This guy has more baggage than jfk, im talking about the airport. Having said that, so did donald trump. He had baggage. The difference is, avenatti is all baggage and no ticket. His resume is thinner than his hair. But i want him, i encourage him to go, it be will incredibly entertaining to see him up on the dais with actual other candidates and see how that goes. Dana i think greg sounds a lot like the democrats sounded when President Trump announced. What do you think . Juan i was thinking a lot of what greg was saying, that, you know, donald trump, what was his resume, what were his credentials . Hes more qualified than avenatti jaurns let me finish my point. Juan i was reading about this, somebody said, in fact, donald trump is better known than avenatti. But if you think about the apprentice, all of the years on tv, plugs the fact that people associate donald trump with money, with health with, gave him more after standing in the public mind. Avenatti doesnt have that. But in terms of actual resume, i dont know, you think that donald trump is highly qualified to be president of the United States . Dana we arent going to get into that. Jesse he is. Juan he is president but hes not qualified. Dana im not going to go there. Dana, tell me, when the democrats clearly, i think, want some one who will pick a fight with trump, take on a fight with him. Doesnt avenatti go too far in terms of, i dont think that mainstream voters, independent voters dana another difference between avenatti and President Trump, President Trump has a great sense of humor. And impeccable could meadic timing. Even democrats will laugh, even if they think its ludicrous what hes saying, they laugh about it. No one has ever laughed at anything avenatti has ever said. I think democrats right now are happy to let avenatti be out in front, let him take the slings and arrows and getting the cblock on the five, while they figure out, of the 3695 of us who want to run for president , out of the 35 ofs, how are we going to blaze a trail. Jesse, if he did get the nomination, what do you think the mainstream news media anchors, can you imagine that debate . I think it would be the craziest final two candidates, ever. Jesse it wont happen. But he will be a player at the debates for the democrats. It will be fun to watch him throw bombs, and have the audience clap and have the other mainstream establishment Democratic Candidates sit there and wish they would appeal to the base. I disagree with greg, i think this was an effective ad. He tapped into the rageaholic resisters in the Democratic Party. They didnt look like actors, they looked like really angry people. Theres a good section of the Democratic Base that really want to humiliate donald trump, bully him, sue him, go after his wife and kids. And just punish him. And this is the people that he is speaking to. Now, hes playing a dangerous upon si scheme politically, he has tons of money getting sued out the pants, and parlay night a president ial bet. Its going to implode and probably to have declare bankruptcy. Juan that sounds like trump again, suing everybody, declaring bankruptcy. Dana did he pick himself out, saying interest has to be a white male that wins . Isnt that pretty offensive . Juan if thats what he thinks. Greg if trump said it, it wouldnt be offensive. Jaunls trump engages in divisive, racial rhetoric every day. What avenatti is doing and its important to make a note of it, tapping into what jesse said, the desire on the part of democrats to have a fighter stand up to trump. And small donors. Right now, in this midterm, small donors have turned out to be a goldmine for democrats. Avenatti is tapping into. Jesse but he takes that small donation money and pays off his own debts. Greg and forgets stormy. He used her. Jaurns you missed her dana hes single, ladies, if you want to be the first lady. Can do i the tease . [ laughing ]. Up next, baldwin goes ballistic, again, the antitrump actor arrested after allegedly brawling in the streets of new york. That and more. What makes this simple salad the best simple salad ever . Great tasting, hearthealthy california walnuts. So simple, so good. Get the recipes at walnuts. Org. 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Having said this, this is all bogus, shoddy research. No study to back it up, some lady talking about it. I looked it up, i couldnt find anything on this. Dana this is my favorite part of today. Greg gupt felled would not click on my chart but he read this study and found out that it was bunk. Greg theres no study, they refer to this other stuff, thank you, thats the chart. The chart again jesse greg calls the study fake news. Juan . Jesse i read the article, it said that people who have this stuff pumped into their head again and again become anxious, i got to buy gifts, i got to fix dinner, the relatives, i have to deal with the relatives. But the thing is, the repetition, jesse, if you are working, if youre a worker, clerk in the store, and they keep playing this stuff you cant escape it, it makes you nuts. Jesse like fox news in the el ray vator. We have fox news in the elevator where we work. You cant escape anybody, theyre in there with you. Jesse can the bosses note who said that, please . Jesse a better analogy, cnn at the airport. That, too. Greg yes it was british woman who did the study, this is why we had a revolution. Because christmas is awesome. You are green for the grinch. Greg i am. I love christmas. Jesse remember this incident from five years ago. You want to apologize on camera . I asked you a question, i asked you a question. Get the bleep out of here. Alec baldwin is in trouble with the law, again fl the hollywood hothead arrested and channelled for allegedly punching a man in the face after an argument over a parking space. Will anybody defend . Jesse i will greg and i agree . Jesse alec baldwin brought you together. Jesse lets tag team it. Well, from what i understand, he was parallel parking, some guy comes right in behind him, to take the space. That is totally crazy. I dont even think it was an illegal immigrant. Oh jesse you know why this upsets you, dont like people who cut in line. Greg you like process, you like order, you like enforcement. Jesse i do. Jesse build the wall, juan jesse ive been in the situation where youre parallel parking and they know, they decide screw you. Greg they dont think youre going to have to fight back. Jesse you dont drive, dane. Dana not in new york. My favorite part of the day is when President Trump the outside of marine one, he can barely hear anything because a reporter is shouting questions, somebody said alec baldwin was just arrested. Who . Alec baldwin for punch somebody. He said i wish him the best best of luck. Greg the possibility is he didnt hear who it was. I wish you the best of luck . Where do you park your big wheel . Dana in my tiny closet. Jesse look whos talking. Im surprised the media didnt blame donald trump for inciting the violence. I want to complain about bikers in new york. I dont incare about people parallel parking, i dont drive either, bikers in new york are the worst. They dont Pay Attention f you punch anyone, punch a biker. Greg dont say that jesse we condemn violence. Figuratively, figuratively. All right. Jesse is a hot dog a sandwich . Its National Sandwich day coming up, oscar mayer reignited the food fight, proclaiming a hot dog is, in fact, a sandwich and boldly urging those who disagreed to leave them angry messages on a hotline i dont know, guys, you know technically its bread with meat in the middle. Would i not consider a hot dog a sandwich. Why dilute your marketing advantage by being unique . Be a hot be a hot dog, not a sandwich. Greg this is the message that democrats should unite on. Hot dog, if it is a sandwich, then a corn dog is a lollipop. Theyre con feeing structure with substance. Which happens a lot. Im taking the opposite position, i think its a sandwich and i think a taco is a sandwich. What . A taco is a taco. Dana it has carbs, you eat with it your hands. Thats called appropriation. A taco is a taco. Jesse i know with. That the mess can people mexican people like at that time coand dont want it to be say associated with the american tradition. Greg a british psychologist did a study. Jesse is there a chart . Dana can i get you one by tomorrow at 7 00a. M. Jesse there it is, there it is, the yellow is the mustard. Greg youre being hazed by the producers. Jesse this is an advertising scheme. Now we get the hole dog for work. Hot dog for work. Stay there, its fan mail friday. burke thats what we call a huge drag. Seriously, thats what we call it. Officially. And we covered it. Talk to farmers. We know a thing or two because weve seen a thing or two. We are farmers. Bumpadum, bumbumbumbum my love has come along, applebees new neighborhood pastas. Now thats eatin good in the neighborhood. Greg more massage music for friction free friday. Dana kiss gusting. Dash disgusting. Greg fan mail friday, how we arent fighting on friday. From debbie o. , this is a great question from facebook. If we were all forced to wear a warning label what would yours say . Jesse do not consume while operating heavy machinery. Greg very good. Jesse thats mine. Jesse whos going to consume you . Jesse view me, watch me, whatever. Greg juan . Jesse i guess on tv arguing every day leave him alone. Greg doopt approach when quiet. Jesse my god. Greg morgan . Hot to the touch. Greg oh, like a stove. Dane . Dana do not eat with your mouth open around her. Are you saying that because i was eating the hot dog . Greg its disgusting. Mine would be choking hoz ard. Hazard. Im small. Greg k. , nice name, if you thood had to assign each other to the brand of something to be the fashion of, what would each of yours be . Thats a complicated question. We have to pick somebody else and say they would be the face for blank. I would say jesse would be the face of we i, his hair is like a big tidal wave. Jesse thank you. Dana i think thats a compliment. Greg youre like old mcgarrett. Jesse i dont know who that is. Greg originally, hawaii 50. Jesse i dont know that. Greg my lord i worked at is day lauder, you would be a great face of is te lauder. Dana wow, thank you. Greg you have to do the same thing to her. Dana i would do, i think this is important, why dont you make her the face of recruiting for the navy for women across the country. Jesse well done. Greg you could probably create a chartforher. Juan . Jesse i like roger star balk butter than you. Star buck. Lets see, my friends around here at this table are nutty, maybe Peanut Butter . The face of skippy. Jesse i would make you the face of the resistance. Jesse gladly. Jesse youre out of control. Dana you going to make greg the face of something . Greg i could be the face of troubled geniuses. I dont know what that is. Dana or tums. Greg this question business me, you want to read it . Dana sure. Tina r. , my teenage daughter wants to be the next greg guttfeld, what advice would you give . You have to answer that. Jesse is that correcty and cynical. Snarky. Dana you have to love the english language, write, read lot, and be willing to, you know, play with words a little bit. Greg i was hoping the answers would be more insulting, jesse. Jesse i would drink a bottle of wine every night, i would wake up very cranky, and i would yell at the producers all day long. Greg exactly jesse right on track. Greg thats 90 of the job. Morgan . I have no answer how to answer this, dont be like greg, be you. Jesse you have to practice snarky, i said that. Greg if my teenage daughter wants to be the next greg gutfeld, you have to go with the hormone treatment. This is, all right, this is from m. , whats the strangest family traditions in your family . A little redundant there, you could have said whats the strangest family tradition, that was a stupid dana in your family, he wants you to be specific. Greg we understood that, dana. You have a lot of weird family traditions. Dana i dont. Greg you grew up on a farm. Dana thats not a tradition. Greg certain things you do on a farm that people dont know see, kret things. Dana like milking cows and things like that . Breaking ice . I cant think of a Single Family tradition. Mom, im sorry, im sure there are some. Strange . I dont have any. Jesse when we were driving in car trips as a young kid we would drive underneath if the train was going over us when we were doing the underpass, everybody would take their hands and put their hands on the top of the celling of the car in case the train crashed through and killed our car. Dana everybody dead that. Jesse you stole my tradition. Greg we never had that tradition. Jesse i wouldnt want to drive with you anywhere for a long car ride. Dana wait until the bus trip. Jesse new years day, when my original family, the one i was born into, would do oranges and things like that. My new nuclear family, we do a thing on vacation, dress in the same sweat suit. Jesse you have to show us a picture of that. Dana thats very strange. I dont know that we have anything strange. We have a tradition my dad made grits and eggs and biscuits at dinner, though, for breakfast for dinner. Dana i love that. We only got breakfast for dinner if my dad was travelling on business. He hated it. Greg we only had breakfast for dinner when mom and dad were drunk. Yeah, you know what, why dont you guys have some breakfast, hes cereal. One more thing is up next. Greg hi, mom so a tree falls on your brand new car and totals it. And as if that wasnt bad enough, now your insurance wont replace it outright because of depreciation. If your insurance wont replace your car, what good is it . Youd be better off just taking your money and throwing it right into the harbor. Im gonna regret that. With new car replacement, if your brand new car gets totaled, Liberty Mutual will pay the entire value plus depreciation. Liberty mutual insurance. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. 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Time now for a one more thing. And we have a great one planned. Jesse . Ever since we went to texas we had and the date it, and a dacians of the best barbecue around the country. We went to morgans brooklyn barbecue, right off of flatbush avenue next to the barclays center. Chefs and obo hooked us up with some serious brisket that was cooked for 14 hours. Greg is working on ribs. Just wanted and say thank you, this looks fantastic. Speaking of fantastic, a special election on addition, dont miss it. Who is on . You know the usual cast. We have congressman duffy, sarah carter who was an expose. Dont you want that macaroni and cheese . Ive had the brisket. So not all politics is about money, polling, backslapping, baby kissing, even in the midst of the toughest campaign season, you can just have fun. 78yearold congressman john lewis. Lewis was at a Campaign Event for stacy abrams and he was waiting for abrams and oprah winfrey, and he began dancing to Farah Williams song, happy. And the video has gone viral. Nearly half a million people, gregory, have viewed it as up this morning. So thats a lot of fun. You like this dancing better than teresa . Much better. Before you take another bite, you want to do your one more thing . Saturday special edition. Watched jesse show, stick around and watch my show, its alive and very exciting. Now its time for something special. Gregs what the heck is that . I often look for tapes of mysteries animals and i think i outdid myself. Take a look at this and all of you have to guess what this might be. What that little varmint is . You are halfway there. Is at a rabbit . Wolverine . Field mouse. Muskrat. This video goes on for 30 minutes so we will bleed into special report, sorry. Hes sitting on his desk going, whats going on over there . That is a chinchilla. Oh. Way to scare the kids. They make coats out of them. [laughs] i will go next. I have the group, minute mentoring. It sort of like speed dating but mentoring for young professional women. We have a newsletter that we restarted and we will put it out every other week. Its called selfie friday. We have the word of the week and some mentoring tips for you and some fun articles. You can sign up for the page to receive next weeks addition at facebook. Com dana perino. Join us there, its for fabulous. You know whats great about minute mentoring, if you dont like the person youve got 50 seconds to get them out of your office. Is actually 10 minutes but you have to be super efficient. Have you ever meant toward anyone . I did street mentoring. If i see someone in the street that needs advice, i talked to them. Is that right. Remember that guy that was in the College Associates . Out the guy that wore the suit every day . Thats the opposite of what you should tell them. [laughter] so i found my next destination. Theres a hotel called the maraca that is the First Underwater Hotel villa. 16 feet below sea level in the middle of the indian ocean. You can see, glass walls and the hotel room is essentially an aquarium which i think it is amazing. It sleeps nine guests and it comes with a gym, private security detail, a butler and two jet skis. The only problem is, its 50,000 per night. It sleeps nine . You and i are going to have to talk about this. I love going underwater. I would be so nervous. I feel like we are above water for a reason. Really . We dont have enough time but one of these i went snorkeling and i screamed because i saw a fish and peter was like, thats the point. But anyway, thats it for us. Be here on sunday for our midterm review. Special report is up next. I want to hear more about the diving. [laughs] President Trump sprints down ahead of the stretched his mentoring was too big to Campaign Rallies and more tough talk about immigration. We will take you inside the governments Election Security plan with an exclusive interview and the biggest arrays and average pay in almost a decade. That highlights a stellar jobs report. This is special report. Bret a good evening and welcome to washington. We are just four days from tuesdays crucial midterm election, are to believe, for days. President trump is right now