Kavanaugh, the caravan, law and order, and common sense. But the choice could not be more clear, democrats produce mobs. Republicans produce jobs. Jesse democrats dont seem to be able to get on the same page. For example, texas Senate Hopeful beto oroarke is doubling down on impeaching trump. I would liken impeachment to an indictment. There is enough there to proceed with a trial for a full vetting of the facts, and makes the best informed decision in the interests of this country. And our future. Jesse senator spartacus, corey booker, making this bizarre claim, canada is more american than america. Every country we are competing with, is driving down the cost of college. Germany cost is 0 and 4 Median Income going to college. Canada, i cant stand how american canada is, trudeau, hes great. Cost about 6 or 7 of Median Income for college. In america 5, 2 Median Income. Why are other nation more american . Jesse and nancy pelosi, explaining why she doesnt really care about socialist policies hurt americans. I think that we owe the American People to be there for them, for their financial security, respecting the dignity and work of every person in that country. And if theres some Collateral Damage, for others who do not share our view, so be it. But it shouldnt be our original purpose. Jesse all right, dana, smorgas borg of democratic democrats trying to grasp at anything to get the message before the election. Dana two of those, corey booker and beto oroarke are running for 2020. Nancy pelosi probably the most message disciplined, remember shes the one saying were not going to do impeachment, everybody stop that, beto oroarke is actually, saying that an indictment and impeachment are the same thing. Which is just legally not true. And he should know that if hes running for senate. I think if he ends up losing in texas, you will see him on all of the shows for the next week, where the host will beg him to run in 2020. President trump should want that to happen. That is not a strong message. Corey booker, where is he giving in a speech . In South Carolina. Is he in South Carolina . Hes helping Congressional Democrats who are wanting to challengers to republicans, they want to win. Thats not happening in South Carolina. Unlike lindsay gray mam, for example, going out on a 12state tour after kavanaugh so he can do all those things. President trump said his Closing Argument is going to be kavanaugh, the caravan, law and order and common sense. 2 1 2 weeks until the election in this news cycle is risky, by saturday we could have a new Closing Argument, if you think about it, kavanaugh was just two weeks ago. But the democrats are bailing out of three important races today. Down in texas 23rd, will herd, that was a district that Hillary Clinton won but hes pulling ahead, democrats are going to take money out of that, put schmidt where else. Also in nebraska 2 and minnesota 8. Places where the democrats think they have pickups, those are out of reach for them. Possibly, of course it depends on turnout. If they arent going to put money in it shows something. The democrats closing message, healthcare, specifically preexisting conditions, which we can talk about more if you wanted. If you see their ads, theyre starting to say, check on President Trump. Vote for a check on President Trump. If you are a challenger to a republican in congress, the ad would say, Jesse Watters votes with President Trump 98 of the time. You dont want that, do you . Thats how theyre trying to motivate the base. Republicans jesse just 98 . Dana well the if you hedge a little, on a couple of things. Republicans, you see their ads, its immigration, and support for President Trump. This idea that this is not about President Trump, it really is. He should embrace it, basically, out on the campaign trail all weekend. And i think that the republicans, if they can keep focus, a 4r0689 races that democrats a lot of the races democrats thought they could win will be out of their reach. Jesse what do you think about the mid terms, greg . Greg i try not to think about it that much. Jesse its your job. Greg weekend coming up, having fun. When you watch the rally, you know what trumps message is. Its really simple, you know, its national security, crime, borders. Its law and order. Its really hard to find out what the democrats are for. You only know what theyre against. Him, and theyre also against being out of power. That leads you into the arena of what nancy pelosi said, particularly loathsome, that Collateral Damage is acceptable. We know this, we know that the end justifies the means by any means possible, they need their power. You saw with kavanaugh, his family, Collateral Damage. If you look at whats happening now with the caravan, the Collateral Damage are those people who may suffer grave injury trying to cross a river or being sexually abused. They want that spectacle, they want that. Thats Collateral Damage. They want to raise taxes, increase regulation that, hurts businesses, Collateral Damage. You go back to obamacare, Collateral Damage, you lost your doctor, your rates went up. That was Collateral Damage. Because the idea of government running healthcare, such a big idea, didnt matter if you lost your doctor. Their message, its not about ideas, not about progress, its about power by any means necessary. When you have that ideology, that means Collateral Damage is not just acceptable, its practically the only thing you have, theyre not democrats, theyre damagecats. Jesse oh, juan. You respond too that. Juan the shocking point is that republicans dont have a message right now. The president comes out and says the message is kavanaugh and caravan. He could have thrown in there kaepernick and kanye, just go full rapper. Jesse 3ks, 4ks. Juan hes struggling with the absence of a message. Look at the advertising put on the air, everybody thought it was going to be all about tax cuts for the republicans, we delivered on the tax cut to the forgotten man. What you see is republicans are not running commercials about tax cuts because theyre not having any traction with the voters. So that means you go back to red meat, you go back to the most kind of cultural war issues you can find. For trump, you know, his number one hit on the road is always immigration, build the wall, go after em. And thats what hes trying to do. Trying to get his base revved up for the mid terms, with these red meat issues. Its so far that the big absence is that republicans dont have a strong message. When they thought they were going to have a message. I tell you jesse the economy. Juan even on the immigration issue, at the white house theyre having big fights between john bolten and john keller, chief kelly, with the rhetoric, a spike, mean many coming and crossing. They cant figure out what the right policy would be at the kwhous. But they want to say at the white house. They want to say its the democrats. Trump says its the democrats who are paying to have the caravan come, jesse. This is ridiculous, absurd, but i guess some people might be suckers out there and buy that foolishness. Jesse people are going down there from america to help the caravan come north. Juan oh, come on. Jesse thats in an article, ill show you. Before we get to kennedy, i want to address the tax cuts. You dont have to say tax cuts. When he says jobs, when he says the economy, when he says gdp, thats under the umbrella of everything hes done economically. Thats including getting across. Juan does that include drive up the deficit 17 in one year . Dana that is laughable, a democrat talking about the deficit. Juan republicans saying deficits dont water because democrats arent in the white house. Jesse the u. S. Is coming from the left. As oon independent voter and woman who doesnt fit neatly into any category or box i look at freedomkilling deficit spending and it is atrocious. From both parties. Theyre so similar in that regard, it really is, this is a thing that is going to hamstring generations and curtail economic mobility, which is critical for things like hiring new employees and going out and spending money. When you talk about consumer optimism, one of the big drivers for the economy, and for the stock market, that is completely stifled when we finally get the bill for this outrageous money that were spending on everything. And no one, paul ryan came into power as this wonky spending, you know, he was a person of neutralized spending and talked about cutting costs. And the debt is now 21 trillion. When nancy pelosi goes out, and when she is the mouthpiece for this party, when she talks about the house is going to once again rest in democrat hands, that riles up republicans more than anything, and independents, because shes not a likable person. Shes not only unlikable, shes a person who doesnt have a message. You can joke that republicans dont have a message, and you may not agree with it, but something is simple, as jobs not mobs that, resonates. People would much rather have jobs and money for their kids than run up against a wall of protesters who are going to call them names and spit on them and stop their car and vandalize nice cities. Greg corey booker, we skipped over it, he said canada is more american. Is he aware they dont have a First Amendment . He should look it up. Their freedom of speech in canada is not absolute. Their government can pass laws that they feel are reasonable to limit your speech. He should probably take that. Trudeau, true dat. 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Dana new video of the caravan of migrants streaming from guatemala to mexico before being turned away by police, President Trump saying they should stop it before it reaches the united states. President trump a lot of reasons that caravan, 4,000 people. But i just want to thank the mexican government, because theyre stopping and hopefully before it ever gets to mexico. [applause] as you know, im willing to send the military to defend our southern border if necessary. All caused because of the illegal immigration onslaught brought by the democrats because they refused to acknowledge or to change the laws. They like it. Apprehending Illegal Immigrants trying to cross into texas today. Weve gone deep into the brush, another group of individuals, now, you look at three guys that we came deep into this brush that, they located, and found. He was on the Daily Briefing saying that the Border Patrol told him they could apprehend about 640 illegal crossers a day. A day. Greg wow. Thanks, griff, he does a good job since he got contacts. The mead yeas going to hate this fact. We all want the same thing, left or right, republican an or democrats, we want everybody to live good lives. Humans have figured out a long time ago in order to lead good lives you have to have a process. You have to have a system. Right now, the democrats, they have no process, or system, they just have a goal. When you just have a goal, it always ends badly, it has no system. Human beings with common sense, naturally reject anything that doesnt have a process. Democrats always choose issues where process is portrayed as human or cold. If you yell due process, you must hate women. You are a big for wanting due process. The khashoggi thing, investigative process, theyre saying theres emotional outrage, why arent we doing something now. We have an investigative process f you look at the cart a van, we have legal immigration, it is a process. Are you somehow a cold monster in all of these instances for pleading for a process. Dana this, kennedy, you see the pictures, from earlier today, this is not good for anybody. Including the migrants themselves trying to get here. Thats the thing thats lost in all of this. Were in the middle of the big midterm fight. Two sides entrenched, both trying to gain as much political favor and benefit out of these pictures. Think about the people who are here, and the reason theyre on this train, is because theyre going to get attention. They think that it increases their chances if theres one giant thing thats crossing the border, it increases their chances of making it to safety and prosperity. I look the this and i dont think this these are bad people. There is a flip side, increase in immigration, we have a horrible immigration system, a lot tends to be illegal immigration which theres economic help. When there is a dip and when we have a recession, you dont see as many people trying to come across. There are jobs to be had here. The low unemployment numbers are the biggest magnet for people, the problem is greg is absolutely right, it is all about systems. Theres so much confusion, we are hearing two sides on the exact same issue, and we dont know, you hear that, you know, Detention Centers are full and letting everyone go. If im hearing that and i have kids and i want to feed my family ill bring them up north, theres a good chance ill be able to get in free and clear. Dana looking back for the democrats when President Trump offered them a pretty good deal, a little bit of wall funding for the dreamers and figuring out a way to do more on the border, wouldnt that have been a good way to avoid this problem, this humanitarian crisis . Juan heed a a deal with schumer but he kept upping the ante and schumer backed away. Theres a lot of resi tans on the part of democrats, the idea that you would just pay off trump with the wall, which is not an effective block in terms of stopping immigration. Just do it, he wants it, what did pelosi say, a manhood issue . Dana a lot of democrats voted for the wall funding. Jesse barack obama, Hillary Clinton, schumer himself. Juan great point. Lots of Border Security is put in place, george w. Bush, barack obama, they had deals, efforts at deals, with clinton, obama dana but theres 640 crossing day, jesse. Jesse thats a lot we cant handle it. Interesting stuff in the latest a. P. Wire, which ive been following closely all day, dana. And you can see it on the tv a loft people on the video are waving honduran flags. If you are leaving a country, you dont want to be there, why are you proud and waving the flag . Noisily demanding to be let in, ripping down fencing, and tugging at it. Then basically, assaulting police officers. Are those the type of lawabiding human beings that america should welcome . I dont think so. If you read the quotes from the a. P. About the migrants, theyre not saying were fleeing violence. Theyre saying no one is going to stop us, quote, were going to the u. S. , quote. And we want to go for better economic conditions. I want a construction job in l. A. If im in l. A. And in construction, why do i want some guy from another country, that they can just get paid half my money and they dont have to cover Health Benefits for . How is this going to feel to regular juan kennedy made the point these arent bad people. You wouldnt to ee dnize these people. Jesse im not demonizing them n europe, you saw the people come in, now merkel says we he get that. Juan are you on midterm gop talking points. If you Say Something significant, talk about the fact that most Illegal Immigrants come into the country with visas, overstay them jesse why cant they come in on a port of entry . They arent fleeing dangerous conditions, they just want to mick up jobs. Juan are you picking up on trumps talking points. The democrats, the democrats are paying for, this the democrats, the kem krats. Jesse im going to cite this. One of these guys they arrested was a u. S. Citizen, and he works with people without borders. Hes awning the caravan, he lives in california. Juan terrible, terrible, humanitarian issues. Jesse no one is getting paid . Juan no one. Jesse its right here. The source is the a. P. A lot of attention, and well continue to follow that fox news all weekend, wanting to check it out. Next, Rosie Odonnell renewing her feud with President Trump, saying he should be removed from office forcibly. Thats ahead. So a tree falls on your brand new car and totals it. And as if that wasnt bad enough, now your insurance wont replace it outright because of depreciation. If your insurance wont replace your car, what good is it . 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You want he wants to send the military to the border. I want to send the military to the white house to get him. [laughing] jeez well, i dont think i can top that. Sounds like good idea. Juan send the military to the white house, greg. Greg i have to defend Rosie Odonnell, a first. I did not watch msnbc, i found that story on a media website. And they important trade it as though she meant it, the headline was, she says send the army into the white house. Can you realize shes obviously making a joke. This happened also to you, kennedy, you made a joke yesterday, the same website did the same thing to you and said you want to do this. It was joke. What i realized, the media, now, theyre becoming like the teacher the kid who runs to the teacher to tell on bobby for making a joke. The entire mead yeas like that. Theyve become like a nation of finks and tattle tales. Theyre rumorless hall monitors. Its just like that, im looking forward to watching this to see her Say Something terrible. Then you realize, this is just a joechblg the its just a joke. You can spend 30 seconds making your case and just one comment, they extract it with no context. Dana lazy audience gobbles it up. Juan youre destroying my block this block is supposed to be about that terrible Rosie Odonnell attacking jesses favorite guy. Jesse you have destroyed plenty of blocks. Ill play ball, okay. [laughing] juan go, jesse. Jesse she was dead serious shes also, to be fair, talking about martial law and she was furious about that. Sending in the hill military is not a stretch from talking about martial law. I just have to say, trump is blessed with the best enemies when you look at crooked, pocahontas and rosie, they pop up at the perfect times and say the dumbest things and it gets the ride all fired up. All this week. Right when the time, when the left is saying weers ee not crazy, were not a benn bunch of mobs, we respect the rule of law. You have . One like her go out there and say send the military into the white house. The thing is even with his convenient enemies and apparently this five agree, jesse just took that up. But this week, hes out there talking about stormy as horseface dana that was last week. Juan seems like the same week. Dana was it this week . I dont know. Juan with rosie, you never know. This brings back, you know, he attacked her, he said she looked like dana i know, i know. So not satisfying to talk about, like, the words all the time. Yes, like, for example, i dont love it, that the president said gianforte, he body slammed a reporter that, helps him in montana. I dont love. That and also gianforte apologized for it. And he was chagrinned about it, embarrassed by it, got in trouble for it, he said im sorry, never do it again, aapologized to the reporter. We have, great stuff happening but we have really difficult problems that we need to deal w we talked about the deficit, immigration. We should have a system, that should not be a partisan thing. To argue about something that donald trump said about Rosie Odonnell four years ago, three years ago, completely unsatisfying and unnecessary. Juan but i think dana is right. Dana thank you. Juan i wish we had a better level of discourse in politics. Hillary clinton said you cannot do that until democrats win the house. And then kit be civil again. That will be so nice and fun. Juan all right. Especially when she runs again in 2020. How did we not do that block . Greg i predicted that. Shes running. Slowly, i might ed, but shes running. I might add. Dana shes no kenyan, greg. Juan that joke about body slamming the reporter, badly timed given what is going on. Dana i dont disagree. But i think that greg that tells you he doesnt care. Get over it, the bad timing, he doesnt care. Juan he doesnt care about people being dismembered . Dana dismembered . He didnt dismember him. He was untoward, but juan no, no. 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Thats fine, a little boring. [laughing] so this year you wanted to spice things up again, right . I get it. You wanted an indian woman but Elizabeth Warren failed her dna test. [laughing] actually when the president found out that i was indianamerican he asked me if i way from the same tribe as Elizabeth Warren. A great joke on so many levels. Turns out no laughing matter for democrats, according to current afarce magazine. The writer wrietses, quote, the stupid issue would dominate any contest with donald trump, it would never end. It would prevent us from actually discussing any serious issues. It would be like the g email scandal all over, and warren handles it badly. I dont see how he can be a serious president ial contender. Jesse, is this a winning issue for republicans, and a losing issue for Elizabeth Warren, thought she was putting this baby to bed . Jesse republicans want Elizabeth Warren to run. In the huffington news, Elizabeth Warren proves she cant run in 2020. By the uberliberal. Unfit to lead. And the cookbook, powwow chow calls herself a cherokee, thats her profiting. And also three of the five recipes were plagiarized from the New York Times and better homes and gardens. Plagiarized her ancestry and her recipes, slamdunk for republicans the more shes in the spotlight. I think haley is funny, that line killed. And the liberals that cant laugh about that, bike chaffetz did a thing where he was posing in front of a wooden native american statue at disney world. Pocahontas. Heres Elizabeth Warren. He was crucified. You guys have to take a joke, juan. Juan i love that joke. I love where she said the president didnt know the difference between some one coming from india and native american indian. Thats why its funny, worked on several levels. Jokes are funnier when you have to explain them. Juan i find it so intriguing that republicans have such an intense response to Elizabeth Warren. I guess she must be a threat. But what jesse is pointing out, this is a really important moment, theyre already looking way parent the mid terms rj the liberal media is attacking Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. Are these titans of literacy actually mysogynists . Juan hmm. You mean the New York Times for writing an editorial saying Hillary Clinton pipe down . A big fat distraction . Juan she is a distraction. Nobody is saying shes not a key voice for democrats, and in fact for all of americans. I think she is a critical voice. The question is, if youre talking 2020, do you really want her to run again. I dont see it. But apparently, with what were hearing from one of her top aids, hey, she got a lot of votes. Greg i want to go back, joe biden should be happy right now,ca mall a harris should be happy, bernie should be 457y sending flowers to donald trump for pressuring liz to get the dna test. But were missing the big since brought up in that article. They arent small, she was labeled a woman of color to satisfy a colleges need. Once satisfied that need that hole was filled, that meant somebody else was bumped out. She actually stole the place from somebody. Then after she did that, this is the killer, she sclams she was accepted on her merits which is a way of distancing herself from the very people, from the very people who wanted to get that space. Shes saying im taking your space, but on my merits. I mean, thats really grotesque. She is a fool. Shes a very bad person for that. I dont know that she recovers from this. Greg brings up joe biden, and Kamala Harris. Joe biden keeps flirting with the idea of running, we talked about Hillary Clinton. If biden gets in and sanders gets in and warren, hillary has no choice, shes getting into dana i was going to mention biden is doing interviews, Elizabeth Warren, corey booker in South Carolina talking about how america isnt as good as canada. What did Kamala Harris do, announced a big plan for a huge middle class tax cut. Talking about figuring out way to get you an immediate rebate of 500 so you can take care of your family. Greg thats crumbs. Crumbs. [laughing] dana shes the only one who came up with a president ial strategy, also the only one who said well focus on the southeast, then coming back to the west coast. Juan can i make one point, steve ban on, amazingly, steve bannon said that Hillary Clinton is a lion in winter and she can take a bunch and shes trumps number one rival. Greg i agree. Jesse thats reverse psychology. He wants her to run, wouldnt that be great . Rocky 2. More like rocky iv. Call it predator 3. Hey guys. Today were here to talk about trucks. I love trucks. What the heck is that . whoa what truck brand comes from the family of the most dependable, longestlasting fullsize pickups on the road . I think its the chevy. Ford. Is it ford . Nope, its not ford. I think its ram. Is it ram . Not ram. 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Greg you have questions, we have answers, fan mail friday. From doncat 16. What would be your first question after waking up from being cryogenically frozen for 100 years, juan . Juan um, can i get a warm bath . Greg good question. Kennedy . Did i get a head . Greg oh. They freeze your head kwg right. Jesse whos president. Its probably going to be some one crazy, like myly cyrus. Greg it could be another long line of trumps, right . Baron trumps kid. Juan maybe they freeze the existing trump. Greg that would be great, we would have him forever. Dane . Dana is fox news still number one in the ratings . Greg well done, somebodys getting a bonus. Greg hey, walt, get me my jacket. I dont get it. Greg walt disney. Dana what if they ryan mate lincoln . Greg i find him annoying. Dana he didnt even win the popular vote. Greg electoral college. Jesse another commonality between trump and lincoln. Greg what is the thing youve been meaning to try but just havent gotten around to, kennedy . We were talking about it in the break. I would be terrified to try per rooufian drugs. You would achieve enlightenment, have seminars. I would be a halfnude mumbler, and i would be so stinky they wouldnt want me in jail. Greg dana, what drug what is the thing you want to try but havent gotten around to, skydiving . Dana no. I was thinking, i really, become like you, i dont try anything. Greg true. I try nothing. I dont dana last weekend i made mushroom caps, i burned myself so bad. Greg life is rough. Dana i know. Greg jesse . Jesse ill get around to writing a book pretty soon. Ive been meaning to get to it. Greg you have a million titles with the last name waters. Jesse any ideas . Greg i gave you one, rising waters. Jesse do i owe you a royalty . Greg ill write the forward. Jesse i dont know if i want that. Juan im pretty order but dana beat me to the punch, she said shes going on a safari next year. Dana ive already done that. Jesse multiple safaris, mushroom caps. Greg i would try being selfish. I have no desire to try anything, unless you go to a country youve never been. Even then, can i justing look at this, when you look at countries in pictures you imagine it great then you get there and you want to go home. Dana thats not true. Spain. Greg Nothing Better than my bedroom. Bora bora . Greg ill skip this question, juan never saw the movie. If you joined the circus, what would you perform, dana . Dana the trapeze. Greg interesting. Quick, how much quicker can you get. Jesse lion tamer. Greg like lion ted. Greg the guys on the motorcycles that go faster and faster . That is amazing. Sadly, id be the bearded lady. Juan are you on that mexican drug again . Unfortunately, the side effects. Greg i would like to be a clown that wear as barrel and nothing else, run around, chased by another clown. The guys after the circus go behind the trailer. When i retire im going to be a circus enclose un. Dana youre good at packing . Really small. 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Teachers. Doctors. Jobs grew a bunch. What started with one job spread all around. Because each job in energy creates many more in this town. Energy lives here. Jesse be sure to tune in monday, on the road to dallas, texas to talk about the mid terms and a whole lot more. Dont miss it. All right. One more thing, you felt it, didnt you. I want you to look at this dog. Look how trance fixed that dog is. That dog is just, you know, transfixed by the television. Thats what hes doing. The greg gutfeld show, tomorrow night, drew pinsky, i have aca median, october 20, 10 00 p. M. Now its time for this. Gregs green room adventure. I never thought it would happen to me in my lifetime. Watch this. I know, i never thought it would be part of my job. Can you hear me . Greg i said that kennedy filmed me pulling terry brad shas boots off. If my 10yearold self could see, this he would wet his pants. I almost did and i was going to say. Dana are you sure you didnt . Jesse i cant believe terry was the first one of the grew to show up to work. He was there an hour before everyone else. Who knew. Waterers world, eric trump, instead of President Trump. Those of you who dont know. Also, you know the pitches that are going to hex kavanaugh this weekend . Well, one of the witches entered watters world, heres a sneak peek. There will be effigies, coffin nails, open flames, the whole about it. Jesse will an ef Jeff Kavanaugh be burned by the witches . Yes. Jesse and a picture of kavanaugh will be burned. Yes. Jesse i made it out alive, barely. No hexs put on me. Pit witches and watters. There you go. [laughing] juan you know everything is bigger in texas where were heading, two tornadoes hit hill county before a wedding last weekend. It left the outdoor venue swamped, very muddy. Heres what happened when the bride started to walk down the aisle. [crowd noise] [applause] [applause] as you can see, the mud did not stop twiz and nicole stanley, he saved her Wedding Dress with a piggyback ride. Nicole says her husband rescued her many times before, in many ways. On wedding day she said he was truly her hero. Quote, a knight in shining armor. Greg thats sexist, why did she need a knight to save her . Yeah. What kind of name is twiz. Dallas on monday, im going to be there for the five, Daily Briefing, too. Dana dont miss it, good political debates. Also these guys are going to join me. Jesse are we . Greg im not sure. Kennedy . Breakfast is a friend, wouldnt you agree . It is so important, the way to start your day. Thank you for being a breakfast friend. Fans of the golden girls will be delighted to hear there is now a golden girls cereal being sold for 7. 99 a box, at target, flying off the shelves. If youve ever wanted dorothy, branch, and sophia and rose in your mouth at the same time, this is your lucky day. People are selling them on ebay. Funco, manufacturing the breakfast treat, said theyre not making any more. If you see these at target, bet one today. Jesse its like about it coin. For people who want to be fat. I thought golden gray hams was a thing for them. Jesse thats it for us, be sure to follow us on instagram and twitter. Live from dallas on monday. Special report up next. Bret thank you, jesse. This is a fox news alert, im bret baier. Following two major stories based in other countries. With the potential of very real effects, here in the u. S. Investigators in turkry questioning employees of the saudi consulate over the disappearance and presumed murder of the saudi journalist. There is new word about what might have happened to the body. And to our south, thousands of Central Americans are converging tonight on the border between guatemala and mexico. As their migrant