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When i meet the leaders of countries, the first thing they say invariably, is, mr. President , so nice to meet you. Congratulations on your economy. You are leading the entire world. America is being respected again and america is winning again because we are finally putting america first. Everywhere we look we are seeing the effects of the American Economic miracle. Dana all right, jesse. One of the things about this is we had 4. 1 growth back in 2014. The former cbo guy was on the 2 00 show today and said the difference this time is that the economy was growing in all the right ways. So he does think it is quite sustainable. Jesse yeah. So does the president and thats what all his advisors have told him. The trump economy is so good obama is trying to take credit for it at this point remember they said that trump was going to crash the markets and now the economy. Juan is this the comedy hour or the five . Jesse im funny but also right. [laughter] remember, they said trump was going to crash the economy. Now its doing well so they wont credit. Pick one, obama . I mean obama mocked President Trump for saying he could get to 4 and now is he there and all the naysayers now its not sustainable. The same people who said it wasnt possible. He has done this through tax cuts, deregulation and energy production. Compare under barack obama. I think the final year under obama it was 1. 5 . He never hit annually 3 g. D. P. And trump is on pace to beat that right now. And i think under obama they lost 200,000 manufacturing jobs over 8 years. Trump has already added nearly 4,000 manufacturing jobs. These numbers are terrific. Consumer confidence is up. Wages rupp a little bit. They could be higher. Four million jobs almost created since is inauguration all the way around. If he can stay strong on the economy, focus on law and order and get these judges in and get trade wins before the mid terms he will be able to get his Approval Rating up to the high 40s which is going to be really important going into november. Dana other thing i wanted to ask you about the personal savings rate was higher than economists thought. Thats good news for the health of the country overall, right . Trish certainly, that said, i would just say that you do want people to be out there spending. You do think people more confident right now. Mentioned Consumer Confidence and consumer sentiment. We are seeing optimism in this country that we havent seen in near lay decade. I can say that by the measurement in terms of what we are looking at with unemployment numbers and the jobs added. I can tell you that ceos that i talk to on a regular basis are much more excited and optimistic about the future. So much uncertainty overhung the obama administration. You saw the president and how excited he was we can sustain this and 4. 1 are great. We are the envy of the world. Do you notice every time we got a glimmer of hope in the economy during the obama years, he would never willing to say that he always had to peddle back and say well, you know, its not enough, we are not totally there this is a president who recognizes the importance of the psychology of the american consumer. Confidence matters. Dana i called him the head coach of capitalism. [laughter] the other thing, greg the economy benefited from the tax cuts. The thing that doesnt get a lot of attention how he tooks the reigns off the regular gla another piece. Obama tried to jam a lot through and companies a sigh of relief they dont have all that extra stuff to worry about. Greg how you all have been fueled. Clearly a distraction from scandal. He created this booming economy, this low unemployment, peace with north korea, i almost said north carolina. And north carolina, trade, deregulation. Judges. He is doing all this to deflect from scandal. Thats what im saying. And i hope msnbc follows that path. Trish is absolutely right. People dont understand the power of persuasion. And these are, and i hate to quote scott adams. Drink. Greg these were always psychological problems. And its like if you can actually get affect optimism, opt 34eu678 ends up being the engine that creates productivity. This is something that president obama most people dont understand but sales men probably do because they live and die by optimism and confidence. What was your question . [laughter] dana i was just saying it wasnt just the tax cuts. Greg yes, deregulation. Basically allowed the horses to leave the barn. To coin a phrase. But i will go back to this for the never trumpers and people who dont like donald trump. America, you know, we have a choice and its like and i use the met for of the doctor. A guy who has a lousy personality but great with a knife or a guy you can like who is terrible on a patient. I think the media keeps focusing on the doctor and not the patient. And the patient is america and its doing great. Dana thats a good one. I think scott adams will be very proud of that one if he is watching. Greg hosted me on a book tour. Dana we have to give juan some time to talk here. Is it hard for democrats to figure out a way to run against trump on an economy with numbers. Juan no. Its great news for the country. The thing about it is the salesman part exactly dana what opens trump to critics. People will say you mean you are taking credit for everything . I thought we just had a Record Number of quarters of sustained growth coming out of what people, i think, across the aisle call the great recession. And it was a tremendous recovery, mostly under president obama. Jesse since world war ii. Juan please, are you kidding me . That analysis requires to you imagine that somehow we could have come out faster out of this great recession. Jesse we could have. Trish historically speaking, every time you have had a recession you do actually spring back and usually the numbers look considerably better. Juan this was the worst recession, trish. This was the worst the country had been since the great depression. So what we have now is a situation where things are going, i say, you know, full guns, big boom, whatever. We have a 20 trilliondollar economy. We have near full unemploymenunemployment. What you hear from the economists part of this the people were worried about the trade wars. And so a lot of, for example, chinese buying soybeans was pushed way ahead in this quarter. What you get is a situation where wages still lagging. These are realities. Jesse they are not lagging, juan. Juan you made a list of things because the news is so good if you step outside the snow globe of say like cnn, which only focuses on porn stars and lawyers. You realize were on the verge of a pretty awesome age. Juan i would hope. So im just telling you if you look at the reality we passed tax cuts or the president put in place tax cuts that we saw this week are driving deficits at higher rate. Trish how is it liberals suddenly become fiscal conservatives . Juan im telling you not trying to change the topic. Trish have you got to spend a little to get a little. Dana we have a lot. Its worth asking then what are we going to do about spending in the future. I want to play this because here is a possible solution for democrats if you follow her lead. Watch. If people pay their fair share, if corporations and the ultra wealthy, for example, as warren buffet likes to say, if he paid as much as his secretary paid, if we reversed the tax bill but raised our Corporate Tax rate to 28 , which is not even as high as it was before. Right. If we do those two things, and also close some of those loopholes thats 2 trillion right there. If we implement the carbon tax, thats an additional amount of a large amount of revenue that we can have just last year we gave the military a 700 billiondollar budget increase. Which they didnt even ask for. What we need to do is reprioritize what we want to accomplish as a nation. Dana jesse . Jesse i heard today she actually has an economics degree and thats astounding because it didnt look like someone versed in economics talking about that. She was looking at her notes the whole time. Time. Greg hey, whats wrong with that . Jesse yeah, but you speak like a linguist. Greg thank you. Jesse she is drying to keep it simple for the folk folks. You are going way over their head. She is saying we can pay free healthcare if we do this and do this and do this if we do this it will raise 2 trillion. Guess what it will cost 30 trillion for free healthcare. She is not even close to paying for it i do think she is a nice person and she means well, but i dont think she knows anything about economics. Im impressed that she is asked about it. Juan did she answer the question . Jesse i dont think she did. How are you going to pay for it. Greg what she said you guys prioritize tax cuts to the point that you will drive up the deficit and then trish over here all of a sudden liberals care about that . Well, im just telling you. Jesse her solution doesnt pay for it. Juan you said its more important for us as an American People to take care of those who are ill, who have had preexisting conditions than to put more money in the pocket of the rich. Jesse juan, like someone saying how are you going to pay for this bmw . Oh here is 35. A bmw cost 35 grand. Juan here sour priority. We want to take care of people who are ill. Dana greg, you have the last word. Greg heres the issue. Nothing that she says pertains to wealth creation. This is always the difference between the left and the right. Her answer, her solution for any kind of monetary issue or gum disease is taxes. Its going to be taxes. But, if you ask them how do you create money . How do you create wealth, they will look at you and they will look down at their notes and there will be nothing in those notes. Jesse start asking her how to create wealth instead of how to take wealth. Dana what we need to do is redistribute what we have. Trish thats alarming that people fundamentally i dont think most americans if you push them will actually tell you that they want to go to work and turn over their check to uncle sam. I think most americans really want to keep all that they have. But, there is a part of the population, you think about the people that followed sanders and people that are following her that say no, Wealth Redistribution is okay. Thats the way they want to live. Dana juan, we have to go because we have so much stuff coming. Greg no. Juan we have too much income inequality and its becoming a political liability for you guys growth, growth, growth. Dana a major twist in the russia investigation regarding the trump tower meeting and what are Robert Mueller and donald trump jr. Doing next to each other at the airport . The answer ahead. On the side of the road you find something on the radio real, real good song well know it when it comes on have no money, have no place to go you shouldnt be rushed into booking a hotel. With expedias addon advantage, booking a flight unlocks discounts on select hotels until the day you leave for your trip. Addon advantage. Only when you book with expedia. 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A more powerful way to stay connected. It gives you super fast speeds for all your devices, provides the most wifi coverage for your home, and lets you control your network with the xfi app. Its the ultimate wifi experience. Xfinity xfi, simple, easy, awesome. Juan President Trump firing back at former Attorney Michael Cohen after cohen claimed trump knew about the 2016 trump tower meeting. Reports say cohen is willing to tell special counsel Robert Mueller about what he allegedly knows. But sources say he doesnt have evidence, such as recordings, to back himself up. The president strongly denies knowing about the meeting before hand and is attacking cohens lawyer, longtime clinton confidante, lanny davis. Rudy giuliani taking the pushback against cohen even one step farther. The man is a liar, a proven liar. Theres no way you are going to bring down the president of the United States on the testimony, uncorroborated of a proven liar. I guarantee you this guy is a proven liar. I hear what you are saying. Year ago when i wasnt his lawyer, people in your profession told me this guy will flip because he is inherent pathological liar. Juan no doubt about that. Talk about an awkward runin. What about this . Mueller and donald trump jr. Spotted just a few feet away from each other waiting at the same gate at an airport in washington earlier today. Greg surrounded by shirkles. Juan you are an astute observer. I have often thought that jesse, what do you make of this because giuliani for the longest time was cohen is a great guy but, hey, looks like hey, suddenly team trump doesnt like cohen. Jesse cohen is a wounded animal and he will do and say anything to save his hide. I dont know whether he is telling the truth its a he said, she said or he said, he said. Maybe its the truth and trump did have an inkling of warning about the meeting, whatever. It doesnt make him criminally liable for anything. It doesnt put him in any legal jeopardy, i dont think. He lied to the media. I mean, if you lock up anybody that lies to the media then all the president s would be in jail. I dont know if it really moves the needle that much in terms of the investigation. What was the meeting . Remember, it was hey, i have dirt on russia. Oh, do you . What have you have nothing. Money changed hands and dirt changes changed hands. She paid for dirt from russia. There is a little bit difference. Look at this in the context of all these great things happening with the economy, north korea, and everything going on in this country. Just keep on having these bad and these negative and distracting things over here. Investigations and personal stuff. Its hard for the rest of the country to understand it. Juan can you whistle . Because you are whistling past the graveyard here. Im going to tell you. Juan who died, juan . You . Juan i would think its not a good sign, dana, that you get Michael Cohen looking like he might want to cooperate. Dana i dont think coson going to have a lot of defenders, if you were ever on the receiving end of one of his tirades as henchmen for all things President Trump before he was president. You dont have a lot of love loss for that guy, believe me. Also, he makes lawyers look really bad. If their reputations could get any worse. Im going to Say Something though it is weird that Michael Cohen decides to hire lanny davis. He is out there fighting with rudy giuliani. And giving him a good fight out there in the cable news wars. But, because if they are going to drip this out every single day, condition people what jesse just did. Its not that big of deal. Its just a lie to the media. Well, even then its not that bad. And if it all comes out and turns out that all the accusations were true, by that point, people will be like oh well, we dont care. Because thats exactly what happened to bill clinton. Juan thats interesting. So, trish, in addition to this thing, you have trumps corporate lawyer being subpoenaed in new york and the southern district. What does that mean . Trish well, is there any financial wrongdoing . Thats what they are trying to look at at well . I mean were Campaign Funds used . Were nefarious people lending him money . Et cetera . I have a theory on this. In that Vladimir Putin wanted very badly to mess with us. He wanted to undermine us. He wanted to undermine our government, our democracy and our faith in our government. And if you think about where we are right now with all the conversations that we keep having about russian collusion he has been successful. To a certain extent it may not have even mattered to him as long as he could plant these seeds of doubt and what did he do . He used our greatest strength, which is the openness of our society, the ability to Exchange Ideas and criticize the other side. He has used all that effectively against us. I mean, i spoke with one former Intelligence Officer today who said, look, trust me, the russians if they were really up to something, they are not parading the russian attorney right in to trump tower on fifth avenue with everybody looking. They would have been a little cagier, a little smarter about it. So, his feeling was, you know, these are a bunch of bread crumbs and the media is out there picking up every single one and it could have happened on either side. All i know is its undermining our faith in our system. Juan i think its a solid point. Gregory . Greg i think we should replace shark week with lawyer week, dana. [laughter] this scandal is just a distraction from all the good news about the economy just thought i would reverse my other talking point. No rules looking for dirt if you are a politician. If somebody said to me i got dirt on jesse. I dont care if you are russian orca madian and we are competing. This is about a meeting that the president didnt even go to. Nobody three words i dont care. All right . The took the meeting. The meeting meant nothing. I dont care. Trump was there. Trump wasnt there. I dont care. Was it unseemly . Was it untoward . I dont care. No one cares about this except the people in the snow globe at cnn and msnbc. Everybody else doesnt care. Youve got trade. Youve got north korea, thank you very much. Youve got g. D. P. , you got the judges. You got unemployment. I dont care. If there was this weird meeting with this weird person about something that never happened that the president was at that they asked him about . Sure, check it out. Probably wasnt even listening. Go check it out. I will see what happens. Juan all right. So if its illegal . Greg i dont care. Juan the interview everyone is talking about. Roseanne bar opening up with the racist tweet that cost her her career thats next on the five. It so you wake up ready to run the world. The new sleep number 360 smart bed, from 999. 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They were saying it was racial when its political. Then, everybody started i was a racist racist. I have apologized and explained and asked tore forgiveness. I made a mistake. And i have paid the price for it. I wish i had worded it better. But im not going to let them tell me what i meant. Im not a racist. And the people who voted for trump, they are not racist either. And trump isnt a racist. Sorry. When things are going too far right, im going to go a little left. When things are going too far left, im going to go a little right. I like the middle opinion that balances too extremes. Most people in america, i think, think like that. Trish right down the middle. Middle of the fairway. I dont know. Do you think that she helped herself at all maybe abc is going to forgive her after this one, greg . Greg im more interested in the whole idea of banishment that we are going through right now. Comedians are odd ducks. They take risks. That was obviously a terrible tweet. It was a risk she took. These crucifixions that occur in this town square of social media, thats what bothers me now is that im its like we all imitate each other in a very terrible way on social media. And then to cleanse ourselves we eject somebody from the town square. It used to be once every three months. Now its almost like once every three days. Yeah, terrible tweet. She is not running for office. We seem to take a lot of pleasure in banishing people. Thats the thing. Dana only thing i would say is she was looking at this conspiracyminded website and if you do that, you go down some terrible roads and it gets things in your head and if you go on twitter you might say and the best advice is to just stay off of those web sites all together. Trish yes, for sure. Did abc then do the right thing, juan, saying you are done . You are out . We are going to do a spinoff . Juan i think especially at this moment when you have such high levels of racial texas in the country, i think what she did crossed the line. I was curious. I think this is mustsee tv. Here she is on with sean. I thought sean was pretty strong. Being very clear with her. Explain to me what you did. And she comes back and she says i wish i had worded it better. And i thought to myself worded it better. That was a thought in your brain. Thats the thought. Its the sentiment that i think people are concerned about and i think thats why abc felt they had to go. Then she says oh, you know what . This happened just because i voted for trump. Wait a second. They gave you the show. They put the show on and the show was a success. You came along and you undermined yourself. The other thing i would say, trish, is i must say i wondered about her health watching that show. I dont know if she is okay. Trish in what way . Juan just seemed like she was not stable. I just hope she is okay. Trish you know, jesse, one of the things that perplexes people is abc came down so hard on her. But then you look at other comedians out there, samantha bee comes to mind who said some pretty disgusting stuff herself and that doesnt seem to resonate as n. As big a way. Why is it that conservatives get hit a little bit harder . Jesse i think bo bee was different because blist celebrate on cable station and that was the expectation that she was a nasty person. This is a mainstream commercially successful hit show, hit reboot on abc. Network television. The advertisers were going to leave no matter what they did. And people were going to protest with their remotes. I think she looks great as a blonde. And all i have to say is i dont know if i totally believe her apology, but i think she thinks she is sincere. She believes shes sincere. She has a lot going on upstairs it looks like. Trish there is part 2. There is more to come. Make sure you tune in. Dont go anywhere. 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Put it on your ear. Dana they are not watching any old movies. There is a lot of great old movies where you could learn more about things like rotary phones and walk men. Greg look like a call center. Jesse what was the shared. Dana party line. Jesse put this up to your ear, greg. Juan mr. President. The red phone. That would be something. I went out to lunch today with one of our College Associates lynn jurdell. Do you know what a memograph machine is. Jesse no, i dont know how to say that whats a memo graph machine . Greg what you called before xerox. Trish i have good news since you like it so much. Apparently you can buy these, the receiver and just hook it into your cell phone so you can walk around town and enjoy this nicely. Dana look at old movies great tv shows where they use these phones. Greg dial in for murder. Jesse im hanging up. Dont mess with the queens guard or else. [scream] ouch. The woman is okay. Some reports say the incident may have been set up by the tourist at Windsor Castle to try to provoke the soldier the british media of defense isnt showing sympathy either the ropes are there to protect both the public and our soldiers, please stay behind them. Greg, were you one of those guys that went up to the guards that were like this and just tried to distract them . No, no, no. You dont mess with the guard. Is he called the guard. Thats exactly me when im boarding the plane somebody from a group like group c. Get out of here. Is getting in front of group a. Get out you group c. [laughter] jesse there is protocol you have to follow when you go over across the pond, right . Dana they are very, very traditional. I like that. I like that etch have. One time i remember i was on the phone and the president was giving a speech somewhere and i was in the staff room and then all of a sudden i see everybody is getting ready to go. He miss sod fast i thought i was going to miss the motorcade. I went out the door and all of a sudden it went back in my face. It wasnt the proper door. They thought it was a threat. I almost lost my hand. Follow the rules. Jesse least threatening person to charge anybody. Go ahead, juan. Juan im curious i was reading about this. They said the chinese have gone crazy about this. Jesse why . Juan i dont know. Something about order and rule of law. Greg was the woman asian . Juan i dont know. Dana the chinese liked it was on social media and they have go zol i dont know people. Greg seems to me pretty obvious about the rules here. Shouldnt treat tourists badly. Jesse was he kicking her . Trish looked like a push. Dana get sportscenter on the phone. Juan get Corey Lewandowski in here. Jesse i dont know what you are talking about. Forget about holding the mayo. Ice cream parlor is churning on social media with this new creation. Mayonnaise flavored ice cream. One person writing im going to report this page for hate content. How dare you desecrate the honor of ice cream with this monstrosity, the purpose of mayo ice cream isnt for enjoyment its tricking your friends into thinking its vanilla. The scoop shop insists its not as gross as it sounds. This frozen treat is a full on hit of fat and cream followed with an eggy milky after taste. Dana thats a great way to describe it. Jesse yuck. Dana might want to check the marketing on that. Another one is buffalo wing ice cream i might try that. Jesse i would try it. Would you . Greg im a very, very busy guy. I have a lot of things going on in my life. I love mayonnaise and ice cream have both at the same time. It cuts my eating habits in half. I would say over 20 minutes of time every day because i just eat. This. Jesse combine dinner and desert jess. Greg calories are amazing. Juan ghost pepper peppermint in bellingham, washington. I think the idea of hot and sweet im not quite sure. Greg like me. Juan thank you, darling. One that really made me nuts is this one dill pickled flavored ice cream in stanley, north dakota i thought boy when my wife was pregnant they would have sold out of that. [laughter] trish i make it a habit to never eat mayonnaise or mustard or ketchup only salt. Ever since i was a little kid. Jesse im going to give you vanilla and in fact its mayonnaise. Trick is on you. Stay right there. Fan mail friday is up next [laughter] greg fan mail friday is here. Get to it great question from mel lady. Sounds like a lot to a movie. If your 5yearold self found himself inhabiting body. 5yearold now what would your 5yearold self do first. Jesse . Jesse drive probably just drive dangerously . What am i supposed to do what did i like at 5 . Greg besides that . [laughter] next, dana . Dana well, when i was 5, my mom gave me a kitchen perm and its my like the little pictures that you got at school. This iit is the worst hair thing have you ever seen. My 5yearold self would be quite happy in this new hairstyle. Greg you would stair in the mirror and go im so pretty. I cant wait to be an adult. I will be so pretty. Dana i will never get a kitchen perm. Mom, i love you and everything but that was really bad. Trish continue on that theme. Makeup. I loved makeup. I used to go into my mothers dressing area. Greg me too. Trish lipstick out and be all over my face and i would get in trouble and go and do it again and i would get in trouble and i would do it again. One of my little girls recently went in and grabbed the pink lipstick all over her face. Happened to be waterproof. So i found her trying to get it off. I just laughed my head off. I said thats exactly what i would have done. Greg there you go. Thats good. What about you, juan, would you have applied makeup . Juan i dont know how you got into her mothers mothes i think the answer to this question is i would stay up late. No one can tell me when it go to sleep. Greg thats a good one. Juan of course i would have a lot of bazooka bubble gum in addition to staying up. Greg i would beat up mark johnson. I am 5 and is he 7. Walking home he would give me grief. I think i could take him now. Come back and beat the crap out of him and everybody. Jesse my money on mark. Greg everybody would go who is that mystery man who looks like mini greg gutfeld. Question from donna what is the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house . Dana i got one. [laughter] greg all right, dana . Dana has to do with jesse. We had a the five party at our house and jesse got to stay he was staying over. You and elena stayed over. He was on the top floor. House is pretty new. It was a pullout couch. Et left the bar early and went home. The next morning he had to leave early. My sister later on in the day are straightening things up, putting the house back together. I go upstairs and guy ahha is everything okay . The couch is put back together but the mattress is up against the wall. And i dont know why he did that. That is the weirdest thing. Have you ever slept on one . Jesse no, wait a second. I think i was trying to make the bed back together and make the bed as a good house guest would do. Dana you took the bed out of the couch and put it against the wall. Jesse was it a pullout couch . I didnt know that. [laughter] greg now you destroyed the whole thing. Trish . Trish can i punt . Im new to this. Can i punt . Dana no. No, no. Trish i dont think i have anything again. Overserved people falling asleep in heir plate. I dont think i have anything that can compare with jesse putting the mattress up against the wall. Thats good. Greg what about you, jesse . Jesse im usually the one doing weird stuff at someone elses house. I dont know if anybody has done i mean, my mother has come over and yelled at me and called me horrible names and i have had to kick her out a little bit. Thats just par for the course. Dana thats not true. Greg juan . Juan you hear a noise in the wireddest you go downstairs people are up watching tv. What is going on here . What is that sorrow milk. Suddenly like you go in the fridge to get some milk, hey, this aint milk. Somebody put this in here. What is this . Thats mayonnaise. Greg i dont have time to get into the stain. I had a guest come and stay and they left and there was a massive stain in the second bedroom that was like the size of like a table and i will never to this day know what it was. Jesse sorry about that. Greg you should have just brought your medication. Edward says what is your cd player, tape deck or turntable right now. Or was played last. Juan lately i have been in to chill music. I listen to xm to get chill. Greg interesting. Trish . Trish i have really eclectic taste in music. Were talking everything from country to opera to pop to irish folk music. Greg irish folk music fun to drink. To say i guess maroon five for you, jesse . Jesse cardi b and thats top 50. Greg excellent. I know what you are going to say. Dana its a new artist that i was introduced to last week Maggie Rogers and new song out today called give a little. I knew it was coming out today its very good. Greg excellent. I cant remember what i had in my a band called arp. Not aarp. Arp. Dana arp on fox channel. Greg classic rock. All right i get it one more thing is up next. Jeesh. You shouldnt be rushed into booking a hotel. With expedias addon advantage, booking a flight unlocks discounts on select hotels until the day you leave for your trip. Addon advantage. Only when you book with expedia. Gimme one minute. And ill tell you some important things to know about medicare. First, it doesnt pay for everything. Say this pizza is your part b medical expenses. This much about 80 medicare will pay for. Whats left is on you. Thats where an aarp Medicare Supplement insurance plan, insured by Unitedhealthcare Insurance Company comes in. This type of plan helps pay some of what medicare doesnt. These are the only plans to carry the aarp endorsement for meeting their high standards of quality and service. So call Unitedhealthcare Insurance Company today and ask for your free decision guide. With this type of plan, youll have the freedom to choose any doctor who accepts medicare patients. And when you travel, your plan will go with you anywhere in the country. Whew call unitedhealthcare today and ask for your free decision guide. Dana time now for one more thing. Get this 36yearold david thomas born with cerebral palsy. Dreamed about going to the beach for as long as he could remember. He thought he would never have the chance to see the water for himself. Thanks to friends, church and community he was able to make a tryptophan that city beach, florida, to feel the gulfs breeze. Get out there and enjoy the time at the beach. Only leaving his home county of jefferson, alabama one other time in his life. Thomas said this is a trip he will hold on to for the rest of his life. So that was a nice little story to end a friday on. Juan . Juan so in a couple of weeks i will go to the beach, dana. Summer vacation outer banks, north carolina. Imagine my alarm when i saw this video from emerald ill, nortaisle, take a look. Several swimmers trapped by rip tides. Had to jump into action. Formed a human chain extending into the ocean. They held strong in the rough waters, arm in arm pulling swimmers out of the dangerous depths. You will never know where you find a hero. This week there were a bunch of them on the beach in north carolina. Trish looks pretty cool. Dana extremely dangerous stay out of the water. Jesse . Jesse we tackle the most important stories on water world week after week. Probably the most famous weather girl in the world take a look at her picture. She is famous and dating this guy. This guy breaks up with this weather girl, are you ready . He breaks up with her to play video games. All right . He just wants to play video games. Doesnt want to date her. He just wants to dedicate his life to video games. Diamond and silk tackle that issue saturday night. We also have charlie kirk and michelle malkin, hell of a show. Greg you stole that how can i compete with that. Dana compete with try. Greg tomorrow night 10 00, the greatest show featuring greg gutfeld, the greg gutfeld show jamie lissow nic seriousy. Kat timpf and tyrus. There is going to be a segment of me on a special unique talk show where i talk about my new book the gutfeld monday dog. Its not a normal book segment. Its kind of strange. On a very special new talk show that we are unfailing. Unfailing. Gut. Dana i got a sneak preview its amazing. Greg it will blow your mind if you have any mind left to blow. Dana after you watch jesses show. Trish . Trish following the whole Dallas Cowboys scandal jerry jones is going to require all the players now to stand for the National Anthem. This has obviously been in the news a lot, lately, i got to thinking about it because i used to sing the National Anthem a lot back when i was a singer like many, many, many years ago. Heck no i studied classical singing and my kids had asked me if i would sing the National Anthem and they encouraged me. So i made this little i think we have a little recording that we are going to show you of the free and the home of the brave trish thats a hard song to sing. Jesse stand for the anthem gutfeld. Greg you would be able to tell if i kneeled. Juan have you talent. Trish its been a while. Dana all right. We have got to run. Thats it for us. See you back here on monday. Greg, help me out with, this its the show you cant miss. Special report tonight with Chris Wallace. Over to you, chris. Chris i dont know lou to follow that trish regan, who knew . 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