Parliament is doing, debating to see if their country is ready for a zombie apocalypse. Now emergency measures to field the possibility of an invasion of zombies. The leadership of this Prime Minister canada will never become a safe haven for zombies, ever. Here, here. In light of the bizarre debate they were mocking quebec security agent for using zombie prep exercises. Tell us what you think at gretawire. Com, good night from washington. On basic cable. Im thirsty. Andrea hello. Im Andrea Tantaros with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino, on loan from bill oreilly the one and only jesse waters. Its 5 00 in new york city. Move your hand, waters. This is the five president obama was back in his hometown pushing for gun control. The president spoke in chicago where the skyrocketing murder rate is now as bad as the al capone gap land days soft far this year there have been 44 only side44homicide compared ton there were 26. Eric, you were born and raised in chicago. This problem got out of hand. In the first five hour, i talked cops on the ground who say there are not enough force. The civil Rights Groups are out of control. Do you think what the president said will have any effect . Eric give president obama credit for going to chicago. Why are you going, making tour of rounds and bypass chicago. He is in chicago where the murder rate is higher than any other major city in murder. More than double from say 20, 25 years ago. The rate, bob. Number, 508 homicides last year on pace to break the record this year. There is hand gun ban. You not allowed to carry a handgun inshy of chicago. The most strict gun control laws arent helping the murder rate go down. You apply it across the country, it doesnt maybe seasons to apply the rules it doesnt make sense to apply the rules. Bob if you felt the camera moved up and down, andrea threw her bag behind her. Her purse. Al cope day, 26 murders and now there are 44. Chicago was a fifth of the size is it now. That might have something to do with it. The other thing i would say is this a gang war. Eric but the rate. The rate. Bob the rate what . Eric 19 per 100,000 in chicago. National average is 4. 7 through 100,000. It surpasses any of the city at any other time. Bob how many having a drug war . Eric you want law abiding citizen boss unarmed while drug wars are going on . Bob look at chicago where they are getting shot. No in neighborhood where there are law abiding citizens. I was in the south side of chicago last year. Bob by yourself. There with guys that are street guys. I said im nervous. They said dont be nervous. We dont shoot white people. You the best customer. Its blacken black gang problem. They are fighting over narcotics. The economy is squeezed so they are fighting over smaller pieces of the pie. Nothing is spilled out the white neighborhoods yet. Commercial district, so right now its contained. Eric its irrelevant who is shooting whom. The fact that people are dieing in the city with the strictest gun control laws prove that gun control laws dont help. Maybe the city needs more gang cops, cops that break up the gangs but they certainly dont need more gun laws. The cops dont get on the street and do foot patrol. They stay in the car. They dont form militia. Andrea a lot of culprits are the young kids. Dont put pressure on them. They protest it. Last year alone 96 of gun felonies were not even prosecuted in the town. So, how do you fix it from here . Dana everyone is focusing on the wrong problem. Gun issue, i would like it if we waved a magic wand and there was never more gun violence. The root cause is the dissol lution of the family. Underperforming school. If you take a map of chicago and overlay gun violence and the crimes and the drug abuse or drug war crimes, underperforming a undercapacity schools, its a perfect match. I think the first thing we have to do is identify what is the real problem. Then they have to start figuring out a way to deal with it. Interest you say that about the forming relationships. Because that is what general petraeus said you needed to do. You are right. What they did is clear hold and build strategy. They need to do that on the south side. Andrea what do you make of this . Chicago authorities arent permitted to answer calls, 9 11 calls that are theft, vehicular theft, misdemeanor felony. If you get your car stolen you cant call the cops. They want to make sure cops can answer the murders. That is out of control. Bob the cops are sitting in their cars because of civil libertys unions . Its because they dont want to get out in middle of the gang war. They dont want to go out there andrea they dont want to lose their job. Bob they dont have the courage to get out of the cars. Andrea you called the Police Officers coward . Eric the guns used to perpetrate the murders, do you think there would be fewer of them in hands of bad guys with more gun control laws . Do the bad guys abide by the laws . Bob if you confiscate them. I would havent the courage to get out in the middle of a gang war. Andrea if you dont have the right backup or assistant. They busted the budget they cant afford to give the cops backup. Bob that is right. Why would anyone want to be courageous in the face of that with two guys in the car. Andrea how about fix the city finances. You go in strong and flood the zone with all kind of people. Informant, tipsters. All sort of technology that you can monster them. Charge them with racketeering. Put them in jail for ten year years. Bob think did in los angeles, it didnt work. Andrea Rudy Giuliani did it in new york. It worked. Its not just chicago. That has the strict gun laws. South africa as well as brazil. South africa is an example of gun control, some of the strictest laws in the world. Not working at all. This week we saw the olympic superstar amputee, Oscar Pistorius had a gun. Allegedly shot his girlfriend. Dana they are on the front page of the aed killer and who he is. His girlfriend, beautiful model not getting as much attention. I understand why. He was an olympic runner. The Domestic Violence problem is International Worldwide problem. The violence in south africa is such that a lot of people feel like they need weapons to protect themselves. President obama in chicago, can they match up the policy proposal and the executive orders including naming atm director. Is that going to do anything . Can they fuel momentum out of this, it took away the best talking points people had. What about chicago . You dont go in your home township of chicago. Hopefully they can focus on what is the policy prescription . Whether or not it would have not runner, pistorius, if he had not had a weapon you know, i am out of words on it. Eric south africa, four out of ten people hustled and are concerned about breaking them. Number one concern. When you make it harder for lawabiding people to protect themselves, family and property, you instill fear. By the way you make it more dangerous. Bob most people are not killed with guns in south africa. They have history with people and tires put around their neck and burned. Dais is not what this is about. canes is about Domestic Violence. Eric a lot of people dying. Dana that was apartheid. This white on white violence had something to do with apartheid . Bob only the good guys supposedly had guns. All of the other people didnt have them. The nra would love to have it. Apartheid system. The nra wants apartheid system . Only the good guys have guns. Really . Bob yeah. The nra wants all whites to have guns. Blacks not to have guns . Andrea do you disagree . What is wrong with law abiding citizens to have guns . Eric he is liberal. Wants attorney have them. Andrea spread the guns around. Bob if you confiscate hand gups you would havent that problem. Eric you cant confiscate handguns. Do it once again. What about crack . What about heroin . That is illegal. Its baped. You can get crack and heroin anytime you want if youre bad. Same with a gun. Bob washington has a high murder rate they get guns from virginia, lax rates. Pennsylvania has lax rates. Eric you make my point. It doesnt matter how strin jent the gun laws are, bad people will get guns. You want the law abiding citizens to be armed. Bob you want a gun culture of apartheid only good people have guns. That works you out, doesnt it . Dana that doesnt make sense. How did you get apartheid out of an olympic white runner killing his white supermodel girlfriend . Andrea okay. Well stop talking about apartheid and similar to a pivot to Christopher Dorner was captured and Heather Mcdonald, scholar and columnist for National Review online blames the universities for this liberal fascination with the hero worship of the killer who is advocating for gun control. You go to college and university. Fair point . Might be a stretch. One example, mikosi nadi shot three white women in georgia. He said he was anthropology major. He learned to hate white people at the university. They taught him at school that they colonized the world and wanted to get back at them and said he needed to right the wrong and he went out and shot people. Im not saying this a trend. Andrea dont you agree that there is something to the class warfare. Bob do you know Heather Mcdonald who is a decent person comes up with this study on one or two professor. They advocate supporting people like dorner is absolutely ridiculous and right wing line that we hear over and over again. Tall liberals love people like dorner and you want to do that eric ridiculous. Is there a history of liberal professors supporting occupy wall street . Bob small percentage. Dana or setting off bomb at the pentagon. Bob liberal professors before that. Andrea there is a bit bob i could pick out right wing professors who didnt andrea people online praised him. Bob do you how me liberals boston most of them are andrea most of them are in the university. Coming up, did you know pilgrims were Illegal Immigrants . That is what a federal agency is telling the employees and up with of their training videos on cultural diversity. We have that tape. That up next on the five. Dana the usda is getting unwanted attention for Training Program on cultural diversity. Costing taxpayers on 200,000. It was on tape. The video opposed by Judicial Watch shows the instructor giving employees cultural sensitivity training. Listen. Pilgrims are illegal aliens. Say the pilgrims never gave a passport to the indians. By the way, i dont like the word minority. How about emerging majority. Dana they had broader culture and this was broken on the oreilly factor. Was it good use of taxpayers dollars . Absolutely not. They have a railroad of doing this at the usda. They spent 2 22,000,000 of mony making oil portrait of him. They had 1 million on Internship Program and hired one intern. Great intern. Did a lot of work. But what i dont understand is the left has hated pilgrims. They said pilgrims came over and raped the indians and took all the land. Destroyed the environment. But now they are saying that pilgrims are illegal aliens. Sure youre sure the bob youre sure the whole left is like that . This is what greg does. Andrea is guilty of this, too. Its certain people do that. That is a good idea . No, i do not. West of taxpayer money. Do i think that the people who came in to force indians off their land and murdered them . Were you coming over on the may flouer . My family came over in chains as enemy of the state. Dana then they were part of apartheid or Something Like that. Listen to one more sound bite from this. Together we make extension of each others quest. To work for all of us. So thank you, black folks. Say thank you, black folks. Say america was founded by outsiders. Say that. Or today insiders. Dana i think if i had been an employee and required to go to this, i dont think i would have said any of. That i wouldnt want to go. Because i had more important things to do. Eric you have to watch it and wonder if he was being outrageous to prove a point, opposite point. Like never stay stuff like this. I dont think this is an issue by 200 thank you. The 20,000. They got a bargain. Then are you sure the employees are like yeah, america is owned by outsiders for the insiders. Its crazy that is going on. Werent they involved in harassment, sensitivity issues . I couldnt speak that. Bob what about the up withs you have to sit through . Dana there are, the Sexual Harassment training and sensetivity training. A lot of different places. None of them that i know are like that. Im all for Employee Development and figuring out a way. How to we enhance the employees lives. Or the Personality Test, if we would take a Personality Test and find out what the personalities are to Work Together better. That is a good use of taxpayer money. What did you think when you saw this . Andrea are we building our economy sensitivity . Im surprised they didnt hire bob to do the training. Just kidding. Am i missing something . It sounded like toe tailtarian brainwashing. Creepy. It probably scared people. Walk around the office and scared to say something. Am i missing something here . Why are they talking abimmigration at the u sda . Arent there corn prices they need to talk about . Maybe Something Like that . Bob right. This is out of their area of expertise. But they came in and threw the indians off their land, exterminateed them. Exterminateed them . Dana farm and migrant lentor something they deal with. So americas Founding Fathers that came over here, colonized america, made it the great land it is our today, you say they exterminateed bob jesse, you must have been educated you dont believe that. Bob the Founding Fathers came here 100 years after the approximately grimpilgrims came. The colonist, bob. Bob what do you think they did with the indians that occupied the land . They ate corn and thanksgiving. Wrapped themselves around in blankets. Sap kumbaysang kumbaya. Dana coming up, is it a bird or plane or the end of the world . [ sirens ] dana meteor and asteroi asteroids wreaking havoc on earth. We have the cosmos covered next on the five. bell rings they remind me so much of my grandkids. Wish i saw mine more often, but they live so far away. Ive been thinking about moving in with my daughter and her family. 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You have cant kill them. You can shoot them. Shoot an arm off, leg off, they dont die. Bob if you get to oz the wizard could stop it. Eric you dont believe it . Bob no. Night of the living dead. Remember they came up from the cemetery and shot them down . You got it in your head. What is a zombie and why is he going to they tack us . Dana why is the Homeland Security making video about it. Eric wasting money onsome beau attacks. Andrea we notice a theme. Pilgrim, sensitivity training, softinshooting zombies. The meteor in russia, i guess they didnt know it was going to go. If you are going to go, go the day after valentines day. Got love in russia. Bob why didnt they have radar to track . When you were with the Bush Administration didnt they have lasers to shoot these out of the sky . Deflected in tehran or Something Like that . Andrea doesnt it make you nervous that nasa is being dismantled by the administration . How are we supposed to know when they are coming . Bob nasa was not who intercepted this. It was department of defense. It was not nasa. Andrea right. Nasa doesnt have anything to do with space. Bob i dont think the republicans. This is a waste of time. If it hits your house, well this is not hateful. I dont want it to hit your house. If it hits the russians, too bad, too. Any human being, too bad. With the exception of a few i can think of. Eric this is irrelevant. [ overtalk ] bronc you upset about that . Eric no. Everything is fine. Can we point out the weekend away that the department of Homeland Security spent the money on, they spent money on 40 billion in various projects like in arizona 90,000 to fund and install video Monitoring System for Security Cameras in chicago. Guess what happened . Never put Security Camera up . Andrea what is going on . Dana this is strange. I understand a training video for a lot of things, effective way to travel and bring the trainers in to do something to watch a video. It can be instructive. I dont understand the zombie thing. Maybe the department of Homeland Security has explanation. Did you see triller . Michael jackson was dancing with the zombies. He didnt seem that scared but bolling is scared. Eric it was theatrics. Bob i thought you were a big supporter of Homeland Security. Eric do you watch walking dead . Andrea i dont. I dont like vampire, zombie movies. Dana i dont like it. Bob i thought you loved Homeland Security . Eric Homeland Security . Bob start from the Bush Administration . Eric homeland no, i just dont like government waste. Dana the Bush Administration didnt create a zombie video. Eric coming up, have you watched warners world on factor and watch how they get the hardhitting interviews . What is the obama Economic Policy . Do you understand that . What is the jobs policy . I dont know anything about the economy. What is the Unemployment Rate right now . Well, he is with us on the five and explain how he makes tv magic after the break. 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You said fox news live. Could you name . What is she doing . I never know what she is doing. The next bill oreilly . Not a good look for you, son. Trust me. Straight talk. Is obama doing a good job . Yes, he is. President of the united states. Hes not obama. Hes the president of the united states. Thank you. Best Award Winning television. Wouldnt you agree . Bob let me ask you a question. Is that what you did for the high school equivalentdy blow m . You are saying its g. E. D. Tv . Bob no. Interesting. You go to jersey shore and you find stay on the jersey shore. I have been to Six Ivy League school . Were they in there . We didnt put it in. You got none of those answers on there . Of course i did. Of course i did. But none of those people were wearing bikinis. Did nip say the Unemployment Rate is 7. 9 . A few people nail it. 80 , 75 of people had no clue what is going on. That is a large number. Large number. Andrea after i watch, that i dont know whether to laugh or get depressed. It makes me sad how dumb young people are. Can i ask you something you gut through some of the toughest assignments, nude beaches, bikini clad women. Are those your idea to go to the local or bill . Hard question. Half of the ideas are mine. Half are bill. It pitched the hawaii idea. That is the white whale of water world. Who pitched a dog show idea . Me. This is where you got the dog show idea. Look. Oh, no. Are we going to yes. Dana remember this, eric . Eric and i went to the dog show last year. We actually like dogs, up like you who last night you looked like you were, did you think they were going to give you a disease or something . First, you are accusing me of stealing your material. Our ideas. That is not true. Second of all, ill admit im not a dog guy. But i braved it. Then whose idea was that . My idea. But i greated it once i entered thing to show. They are threatening and they can sense fear. Like you right now . Right. Because beck is staring at me. What about drunk women . Well what is more fun for you . We dont like to interview people too inebriateed. That is bills idea. I like to interview people i bet. Its good tv. Bill says dont. You wont get a coherent sentence. Eric let me get in here for a second. Please get in. Eric two questions. Is it true, i predicted that the five will be number one. We are number two right now to oreilly. Is it true to oreilly sent you here to steal the secret sauce and continue trying to take the ideas to make sure that we dont catch up . If he did do that, i would come back empty handed because i dont have anything right now. That t show is not over yet. Eric most important question. Who told you to pop your collar like that when you do the interviews . My father. Popping collars runs in the family. He has done it. Now i do it. Dana did your family come over on the mayflower . That is a fact. Dont you like to interview drunk bikini women . Isnt that the combination you like best . Where are you going with this . There is a theme here. There is. A theme in triplex rated movies with a similar situation. Do they pay you for this . Not enough. I deserve hazard pay. I have done tanglous things. South side of chicago. Child sex predator legislation stuff. I was going to give you a compliment. I think your stuff is funny and very good. I wouldnt say if it didnt believe it. You do a good job. Thank you. Even if you are overpaid. I appreciate that. I dont think you know my salary but i know yours. Andrea regular portrait of courage. Thank you. Happy married. I want to add that. Coming up next, office dating . Good or bad idea . I have been there and done that. It worked out for me. But not really for everyone. Well see that. Is a discussion next on the five. [ male announcer ] susan writes childrens books. When shes happy, she writes about bunnies. When shes sad, she writes about goblins. 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With the hours people work and the amount of commuting time it takes, unless you go home and get online and try to find somebody online or go to a bar, you night meet somebody at church which is great. But a lot of people do meet at the office. They have similar interests. Get to see each others behavior. Bob have you ever met somebody atu . Andrea no. But i dated somebody in the office. Bob how did that work out . Andrea we dated for threeandahalf years. I would say there are some benefits to dating someone in the office. You have an office ally, provided you stay together. Someone to carpool with or a lunch buddy. But the down side are greater. You have take your work home with you and you bring your home to work. Always talk about work and on and on and we couldnt let it go. Everyone at work knew our business, which was frustrating. One time i got a raise, and he didnt. There was professional jealousy. Bob did it get them upset . Andrea im a private person. I didnt like everybody knowing when we had an argument or where we were going on vacation. That type of thing. Bob jesse, you are a successful workplace partner. So far, yes. Bob tell us what happened. I met my wife at work. At Shepard Smiths apartment. Eric dont buried the lead. What was she doing at the apartment. I dont know what you were implying. I was on a show called the pulse, and he had a party to thank us for the hardwork. She was there. She was asking about me and checking up on me. She happened to be at the partner that day and i happened to see her. Shep playing match maker . Twins out of that. I dont think he is that involved in the story. Andrea she pursued you . Im not going say it like that. Eric dating your wife before she was your wife and she stole you from you stole her from shepard . She is a beautiful women and i fell head over heels with her. We have two beautiful children and worked together. Bob my experience, i dated many coworkers. It opened the company. Did you date employees . Was it appropriate . Bob when it came to me. Bobme dana did you host Sexual Harassment training . Dont do it here. Andrea when you were dating the women who worked for you, did it go poorly . Break up with tem and angry at you or fire them . Bob yeah. But i could fire them. No, i would dont that. I promoted them is what i did. Andrea im not sure which is more appropriate. Bob depending how things went. Did you date two at the same time . Yes. How did that go . An interesting weekend. One more thing is up next. Andrea time for one more thing. Dana i am excited to talk about this. I work with companion for heroes that match up rescue animals with Wounded Warrior, veterans with ptsd. Ray crook, he had ptsd and he heard about that program on the radio. He called them. And three years later, thriving restaurant entrepreneur. Wusa did a feature about him. Take a look. I van in school an serve in military. There was a dark side of me that no one could touch. I wont let anyone in. He has been able to break through. Comcompanions for heroes matches animals who dont a home with veterans, active military and first responders. So far, there has been 140 perfect matches. Dana this is started by david sharp, who Wounded Warrior himself, ptsd survivor living in georgia. He kept the program going. Congratulations them for that. Eric hear hear great great program. Great idea. Andrea all right. Mr. Watters . I heard i was coming op the five and i asked oreilly for advice. This is what he told me. Now watters inexplicably is cohosting the category five. Yothe hosting the five. The producer said they have to call it the fourandahalf. Dont take any garbage from beckel. I i wont. Beckel, i think we hit it off. Love at first sight. Are you going to start dating at the office . If i date him, i will get promoted. Andrea a wild christmas party. In the break, a lot of times the viewers want to know what you talk nant the break. It asked him what the beckel Company Christmas parties were like. He sid i hire people with the same mind set about life as i do. Whatever that means. Eric not sure what we are doing for president days weekend. President obama got back from 17 days in hawaii. We have want to know what they will do . , the obamas. Michelle obama is going to fly to aspen, colorado. Barack obama is flying to west palm beach, florida. They will be far apart for the weekend. Forget about the conspiracy they should be together or not. Bob what are you suggesting . Eric im suggesting that it costs money for to us send all that security and airplane. Bob eric eric im not saying i thought that. There are people who say, you know a lot of pressure being president. Dana i would rath bore to florida that colorado. Im a warm weather person. That is why i worked every president day for the last 20 years. Is it a real holiday . Do we get off . Andrea didnt president obama say 58 days ago he wouldnt rest until everybody had a goodbe jobe . Pivoting the jobs. To a blue hawaiian. Divot the jobs on the golf course. Good one. Andrea mine is a control flum daily caller. Very, very amusing. Taylor writes a column and