Tom thank you, andy. Lets work on our guest. The guy shes married to is ric rich. I bet she wishes she married for money instead. Comedian at bonnie mcfarlane. Author of youre better than me , whats his name, its all greek to me. Comedian yannis pappas. Whose album let me be yannis is available on itunes. Just tested a missile right before our show, coincidence . I think not. Observer columnist michael malice. You may or member him as the creepy guy who followed you home last night. Lurking next to me, comedian spa. Okay, lets start the show. What a weekend for members of maralago. President trump hosted japans Prime Minister at the winter white house and palm beach. The terrorist turned into an open air situation room. The plot of the response in the main dining area surrounded by club members. The patio was only lit by candles. The diner posted a photo to his facebook page. He also shared a picture of him posing with the man responsible for carrying the Nuclear Football when the president s away from the white house. After discussing strategy, trump and abe held a joint press conference on north korea. Later, the resident dropped in on a wedding taking place at maralago. The Prime Minister of japan, i said, come on, lets go over there and say hello. Tom thats what i say. It can be used as a derogatory term. Tom could be, but dave, whats wrong with talking about north korea over candlelight, sounds fun. Want to grab some thing to drink and discuss a Dangerous Nuclear power all at once. Theres a lot of term hysteria, so i dont know if this is after that big of a deal, i thought it was just kind of hilarious. Who takes a picture with the nuclear code guy. He tom he was there. If you were at a party and you are like who were you, and he said he was the nuclear code gu guy, dont tell me you wouldnt take a selfie. I would. Who goes into it thinking that, there probably should be a rule that that guy shouldnt stop to take selfies with peopl people. He should be focused on his job. Tom hes got to be near the president and those people all around. He should never put that thing down to have his arms, he should always have that on him at all times. Tom is like taking a tom you got to do it. Look at the picture, how do you know its not down there, it could be out of frame. It could be. Maybe not. Tom ive seen the football guy before, our number one obama was president and we saw the football guy walking next to him, we saw his face, they didnt block it out and it was fine. I didnt even know there was a guy who did that. I thought that was just one of obamas friends from chicago or something. I thought they made the president carried around with him everywhere he goes. Tom looked that guy has to do that thing were you when you lose your keys and then hes like no. Tom you got to give it to somebody, michael, heres the thing. Lets talk about north korea. With this kind of situation, do you think it calls for the cone of silence . Cant we just look the materials there at the table . I think people are freaking out a little bit too much, both about north korea and their reaction to trauma. They do this every few years, they boast that they do this in the face to get us to do what they want, nothings who what happened. Theyre launching missiles, if they wanted to hit south korea, they couldve done that since the 50s. This is them throwing a tantrum, and whatever they put together was completely irrelevant anyway. Tom one is china going to step in, china is right there, why dont they knock them around a little . North korea revels in the fact that they are a shrimp among whales, theyre giving the finger to russia, china, the u. S. , and south korea. China has been on them to liberalize and open up, and there like no, our philosophy is for koreans, by koreans. Kim jongun took over in 2011 because they said they wanted to be more like china and he said if you want openness, open a window. He passed him over and gave it to the third son said. Thank you for the history lesson. Anna north korea. A tom for korea, my by kor. Bonnie, about maralago, people are making a big fuss that hes down there at the resort, but this is what president s do, they cant spend all their time in the white house. Its a working vacation, im against it, i dont think that you should a working vacation is like 69, the sex act. One of the other, have fun or you dont. I think its indicative of his style, his presidency is kind of like, hes just throwing it out there. Basically, every executive announcement hes made so far is kind of like the meeting he should have had three weeks before. Were going to put a 20 tariff on all imports coming from mexico, thats how well pay for the wall. Everyone said thats going to cripple the american economy, he saying he just started out there. Im meeting with 60 million people. Gather around candlelight, lets do this together. Tom the thing is, its not like a bunch of strangers, its all members of the club. Maybe what they should do, could they possibly get all those guys clearance . Go down there and do sign a nondisclosure agreement. Tom make them go through some sort of screening program. North korea does have nuclear weapons, but at the same time, i am sure that most of the people at there were at least somewhat high up, im surprised that guy didnt have the sense to not put that stuff on his social media. That point to be made up by a lot more people, the fact that they could nuke south korea tomorrow if they wanted to. That the fact that theyre not waiting on anything, oh my god if they just get a little more technology, their worst enemy is right there. They could hit tokyo and they revel in that fact. Tom joining us now to discuss his visit with shinzo abe and much, much more, is none other than the president of the United States himself, mr. Donald j. Trump. Mr. Present, thank you so much for joining me here. Its amazing, you have been president for less than a month. It seems that so much longer because ive done so much more in a short time than any other president in history. Tom ive been hearing a lot that you dont get much sleep, is that true . Ive gotten in a full eight hours. Tom you sleep eight hours and i to . No, a total of eight hours since the inauguration. Tom thats amazing. How do you think you are meeting went at maralago question marks it was tremendous, its a fantastic property, its a crown jewel of all trump hotels, its really incredible. Tom i mean the meeting, mr. President. That was good, too. The japanese Prime Minister, honest abe. Thats how you say his name. For the longest time ive been saying abe. Anyway, we agreed north korea wont nuke anything, not even a hot pocket, when im president. Tom while, one of the diners at the club post for a photo with the man who carries the Nuclear Football. Does that concern you at all . Fake news, listen. He doesnt carry the Nuclear Football, he carries Sean Hannitys football. I treasure that, it was a gift from sean, i do. I treasure it, i carry it with me all the time, everywhere i go. You never know when ill want to play catch on the white house along with my favorite son jare jared. Tom thats great news. You also met with canadian Prime Minister justin trudeau. Hes a pretty good looking guy for a canadian. I told him i would add another f. The f means fair, but i said it meant different word. I shouldnt say on television. Tom moving on, did you watch the grammys last night . Beyonce got screwed bigly. Tom mr. President , you are a beyonce fan . She should have won everything in a landslide like i did in november, instead she lost to a chubby british sean spicer impersonator. Tom do you mean adele . You did have one fan in attendance, joy villa. At lovejoy, she looked great, she made the red carpet great again. I want to personally offer joy a half hour in the White House Briefing room so she can sell her dress alongside ivankas. Tom there are reports that youre going to be naming your friend as ambassador to austria simply because he loves the sound of music, would that be true . Its not just because he loves the sound of music, its because he loves so many austrian things. Of course, he doesnt love the sound of music, he does love raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. What else, bright copper kettles and warm woolen admittance. And those are just a few of his favorite things. I think we can agree they are phenomenal qualifications for an ambassador. Tom i think taking an advanced art based on their love, thats a great idea. Are you considering any others . Im going to name Mike Huckabee ambassador to turkey, he loves turkey. Especially on rye with coleslaw and mayonnaise and bacon and gravy. He never forgets the gravy, pounds and pounds of gravy. Tom mr. President , i have one final question. Do you still have confidence in a general Michael Flynn . I have to run, thanks for the ratings bomb, ill see you. Tom a big hit for the show show. Hes right, the ratings do go up when we get him on the show. Dave, what do you think of these issues we covered here . I want to talk about the ambassadorship, i think its a great idea. People freaking out of her everything go thing he does, you do hand ambassadorships out to your friends. It is a real problem that theres so much hysteria, when he does it something really bad, its just going to be no juice left. The media is going to cry wolves themselves into nobody listening anymore. He cant actually be picking someone just because they like the sound of music. Thats too ridiculous even for trump. Tom i dont believe it. Its not the movie, you know that right . Its just that the guy likes the sound of music. A little crazy. Tom thats a good quality. The president did want to answer that, lets talk about general flynn for a second. All day were talking about him. I think hes going to hang in there. Trump has been very big on being loyal to his people and sticking by them through thick and thin, its going to take a lot for him to get rid of someone this early on. Even george w. Bush stuck by for a long time. Because once you admit defeat, its like dominoes. Hes not going, if flynn leaves its going to be some pretense. Tom predictions all day, a lot of people say hes not going to make it, hes got to go because he lied to the Vice President. What do you think . I dont know, i dont know anything about it to be honest with you. A thanks for doing their show. A i dont think hes going to go anywhere. It trump has been able to survive all of this, this is sort of a wiffle ball. Theyve been throwing hard balls at him and hitting him in the head, this is a tiny wiffle ball. Tom who is this will me at the grammys . I think shes taking a risk, finally someone willing to stand up for themselves. I dont know who she is but i hope she sells a lot of albums. Shes number one on itunes. For now. Its going to be a spike and go down. Bonnie said that like she had a plan to bring her down. Her dress was made in a mexico, you know that right . This was not an American Made it dress. Tom thats not true, you just made that up. You dont have to stick to facts anymore. Tom you watch the award shows, watch the grammys, remember when it musicians were counterculture . They were all saying the same thing. No good, right . I guess, im sort of out of that world now. [laughter] tom coming up, pakistan outlaws valentines day. Thats it so pakistan. Live from americas news headquarters, im kelly right in new york. Good morning, heres whats happening. A fox news alert, a major shakeup within the Trump Administration. Of the President National security advisor henning in his letter of resignation last night. This comes amidst glowing growing spike elation at his job was in jeopardy. Earlier, it was revealed he had misled Vice President mike pence about those conversations when he claimed russias sanctions were not discussed. Following his resignation, President Trump named Keith Kellogg as acting National Security advisor. He advised mr. Trump during the campaign and was previously appointed National Security council chief of staff. His resignation comes as a Trump Administration faces several security challenges, including north koreas latest missile launch. In other news from the white house, the senate approving two new members of President Trumps cabinet last night, Steve Manchin was sworn in. Senate also approved and Evacuation Order issued near california oroville dam. Helicopters are being used to drop giant rock filled bags into the emergency spillway, a failure could send a 30foot wall of water gushing toward the river, destroying homes in its path. Thats a look at news, back now to red eye. Tom pakistan has officially broken up with valentines day. On monday, a hyatt court outlawed all festivities and decorations associated with february 14th. And banned the media from discussing the holiday. The ban comes after a citizens petition claiming valentines day goes against islamic teaching and promoted immorality, nudity, and indecency under the cover of spreading love. The ban was announced after it shipments of a Vermont Teddy Bear had already arrived. [laughter] very sad. Finally, something i can agree with. Pakistan gets it right. Tom yannis, you dont like valentines day . I support this ban on valentines day, i could we a mac take a hint from them. I think we should get rid of a lot of, theres two code holidays i hate the most, valentines day and Martin Luther king day. Its about selling product. [laughter] tom bonnie, does your husband take you out to dinner on valentines day, get you flowers, things like that . He always it stops in at cvs before he comes home, yeah. [laughter] tom what does he do their . There are such High Expectations on valentines day, people always say after, if youre married, did you get lucky, no, i had to do it. At least once a year. Its the like the more advanced we get is a society, the more you get removed from the fact that no divorce, either. She gets up to leave, you just pick up a rock. Tom doesnt it bother you, essentially its a secular holiday. A violation of freedom, the first one in the muslim world. Theyve gone too far. What, they cant have valentines day . Pakistan, they are usually not the saudi arabia. Cant they just put hijab on this . Tom do they have valentines day in north korea . What do they have in north korea. Starvation it tuesday. A tom on christmas, you dont have people huddling in the corner no. If you go to china and you spoken to christians, you and your family are executed because they cant have any kind of contradiction between their religion, worship of the leaders, and some other religio religion. This is the best pitch for the pakistani government ive ever heard. They just banned valentines day. Tom what do you have a problem with valentines day, youre a young man at its the worst. My girl friend has been giving me hell about making reservations. I want to break up right now. Get back together after valentines day. You sound like a great guy. I mean, what are your wedding vows going to be like . I dont feel like doing anything for you. Yes, exactly. Say i do to that. Did you read my journal question marks tom i had a girlfriend once and she didnt think that going to the movies was good on valentines day. We saw romantic comedy, no, youve got to have a nice expensive restaurant. Its never good enough. You just called the silence of the lambs a girl movie. Its got clarice in it. Thought that was appropriate. Flowers, you can send a barbershop quartet to people. Thats any day of the year. Tom valentines is a great thing. Your valentines barbershop quartet. What do you do for your wife on valentines day . Tom the kids and i go down to the bodega and get some flowers, make some scrambled eggs. The kids have a thing. Where did they get that it was this salacious holiday, its just about being romantic. She just wants to know you care. I dont know however that fits in for you. She knows. I care about her, i dont care about valentines day. Can i just have a moment of saying how much i dont like genuine bonnie. [laughter] tom she knows, though. Let her have sex with someone else. Thats what she wants. Tom coming up, halftime with tvs andy levy. Musical physical tom welcome back, time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed from tvs andy levy over on the red eye news deck. A andy what are you laughing about over there . Tom i dont even know what its about. Andy looks like you guys are having fun tonight, ive just been over in the corner. Anyway. Seriously, what were you laughing about . We were still talking about how horrible valentines day is. A andy whats wrong with trump and the maralago stuff. Dave, you said theres a lot of hysteria. For what its worth, sean spicer, who as of this taping is a still press secretary, he said that no classified material was shared at the table and that the president was briefed before and after dinner and and a sensitie information facility. Its a big critique on trump that hes being reckless, the last president had the guest leaker in modern history under him, Hillary Clinton was a big scandal for her, it doesnt seem very legitimate that this is actually a concern, i dont know whether theres classified material or not. It just seems phony. [laughter] unlike bonnie, i am known for that. Genuine dave. Andy im not sure thats true. Thank you, andy. Andy we can agree that probably the best thing obama did in his eight years was have Edward Snowden the fact that he paid him to leak all of that stuff, yeah. Andy also regarding the guy with the football, there are plenty of photos out there of this guy and of the guy who did it for president obama, people are saying this is a huge deal, its not. The only difference here is that he posed for a picture with someone, would you usually dont do. When you search for football, you see all these pictures of this guy holding the thing. Andy you said people were overreacting to the whole north Korea Nuclear test. I think ive said this on the show before, when i first got to korea back in 1991 when i was in the army, they told us in case of an attack, our job was to die slowly so that reinforcements could get in the country. Theyve been waving this sword around since the 50s. This is just them kind of being being andy you said everything a trumpet said is what should have been said in a three weeks ago. Which, considering hes barely been president for three weeks is really something. Yes. A andy amazing, the whole dropping in on a wedding thing, who does he think he is, bill murray . Wedding crashers to. Andy someone on twitter pointed out that if president obama did that, everyone would have thought it was charming. That was me. Andy no, it wasnt someone funny. Dave, you said theres no way that trump could have picked to the guy because he loves the sound of music. You said that was too ridiculous. Really . Nothing is too ridiculous, but even that would be a lot for him. Andy you said he is loyal to his people, and if flynn leaves theres going to be some pretense. I think hell end up resigning because he doesnt want to be a distraction. Just like, when she changed her mind during the whole plagiarism thing. When it turned out she plagiarized big parts of her book, she said shes not going to join after all. He stuck with his Campaign Manager after the assault charge that later got dropped. Great guy. Andy tom, you said god to bless the woman who wore the trump dress to the grammys. I thought we wanted entertainers to stay out of politics. A tom no, i switched ill be back to that next week. At an event like that, i like to see some buddy go against the grain. The reason im so sick of them as if theyre all going the wrong way, its boring. Andy pakistan, bands valentines day. Bonnie, you said your two least favorite holidays are valentines day and Martin Luther king day. I stand by that. Andy any particular reason . Its too commercial. [laughter] andy tom, you said to dave and michael that you know that the romantic types. How do you know that . Speak to mack tom they dont seem to be i dont know that. They dont seem to be. Andy michael, would you say youre the romantic type . I absolutely am. One of my favorite movies is true romance close call. Hed talk about north korea on a date. Andy its not quite as romantic as natural born killers. But its close. Yannis, have you ever actually broken up with a girlfriend close to valentines day and then gotten back together with them after . No but i had that idea on this show. I just texted her that i dont think its working out. Cant wait to get a pizza for myself tomorrow. [laughter] andy by the way, this is kind of a serious deal, a woman who protested against the ban, she was pro valentines day, she was assassinated. They are literally killing people over this. Youd think a guy would run to her rescue, thats how i woman thanks. I agree with pakistan. It works when bonnie does it but not when i do it. Andy just lastly, tom, i believe using the show to try to get people to hire your barbershop quartet is a kellyanne conwayesque ethics violation. Will discuss this at the meeting tomorrow on the second floor that i arranged. I can speak for everyone out there, they dont want it. Andy i am done. Tom thank you, andy. Coming up, our married men happier than single guys . What does this phase tell you . But first, kennedy. Hello, red eye moon landing conspiracy theorists. Musical this is a fox news alert. It Michael Flynn is out as President Trumps National Security advisor. He handed in his letter of resignation last night, there had been growing speculation that his job was on the line after he misled Vice President pens after a phone conversation with russias ambassador with the u. S. Flynn initially denied the election sanctions proposed by then president obama. He then admits the issue may have come up, a breach of protocol. President trump bases and other legal hurdle over his controversial travel ban. He is granted a preliminary injunction preventing his executive order from being an limited in virginia. The judge found that an unconstitutional religious bias is at the heart of the ban. Last week, a federal Appeals Court in california upheld a restraining order that prevents the travel ban from being enforced nationwide for the time being. Californias governor is asking the white house for federal assistance to deal with a dangerous situation in the northern part of the state. A damage spill where the oroville dam is threatening to unleash a catastrophic flood. Nearly 200,000 nearby residents have been evacuated already, and authorities wont allow them back home until the spillway is fixed. No word yet on how long that might take. He stood by his father as the former penn state football coach was tried and convicted for sexually assaulting ten boys. Now, back to red eye. Tom walk i would want to get married these days . The modern world has every thing set up purposely for single guys to be able to while away their adulthood playing video games and having commitment list sex. National review had a profile on a guy they called six pack craig. Craig says that hed rather work at 1020 hours a week and use his free time to relax at the beach, sail, play golf, and play tennis then marry a 30yearold woman and take care of her into old age by working 50 hours a week at a job i didnt like. Well, thats craigs fantasy but it doesnt really match reality. In a study on men and marriage, two show that married men win the game of life across the board. Granted, that money is what i spend on frozen yogurt for the kids every year, but sometimes they let me have a bite. Sex is better for married guys. Also, married guys are physically healthier. And thats no surprise, because their wives are more likely to push them to go to the doctor, and in Mental Health married guys win big league. The husbands a blow away both the shackeruppers and the singles and happiness. Maybe this valentines day, forget the flowers and put a ring on it. Bonnie, you are married. I married and i do think, i dont agree with marriage for women, but i think men need it. I do think it is a good thing for men. The things this guy listed, you get to do all of that and someone does her laundry and makes you dinner. How much better could it possibly be to be a dude in a marriage . Tom its so true, you see a guy out there, you see these guys, their unmarried, it looks like there was stains and their sweater. Its creepy. Unless they are gay and its fine because they know how to take care of themselves. Tom yannis is that why you go to yannis . Tom i want him to get married. This just scared me into getting married because i do not want to be, craig six pack. Just because of your abs are getting more than the guy making six figures . Its not possible. Tom michael, you seem to have empirical evidence. I wrote an article about thi this, like Everything Else in National Review it is complete he falls. Crag doesnt even exist, its complete bull, women dont want a guy with abs. They dont care if youve got a little body fat, all that mens health stuff, its all cra[ and now i have to eat a certain way for the rest of my life. Tom the article wasnt saying he was a dumb dumb. They also said he was using his abs to get laid. Thats a lie, and its a very dumb alive. Im hungry all the time. Tom being on this show doesnt get you i think it does, and i think it could. If that was her opening line. Hi, im dave smith from red eye with tom shillue. I just cut the red eye part of it out, i just say i know tom shillue. I want to go back to the part where you referred to casual sex as commitment lists. Tom its a keyword. I think society tom i think its beautiful like all words in my monologue. Youre pushing your life on ocelot today. The barbershop quartet thing, you want all of us to get married, i dont know. Im happy. Misery loves company. Tom all the breath coming into and going out breathing, im not doing that right . Tom i dont think you breathe enough. I think he does it too much. Tom in for for, hold 47, out for age. This is not the first time ive heard him tell someone this. Tom i tell my kids all the time. Are you going to get married . May be. That means no. Do i have to have plans . Tom yes. First of all, you need to get on the concept, then you need to get on the woman. [laughter] tom im a pro marriage. Coming up, playboy is back in the news. Wha woof eeh woof wuh [silence] [engine roars to life] [dog howls] dramatic opera music swells from radio [howling continues] tom coming up tomorrow on the next red eye , dave smith is coming back. Cant get enough of me. Tom playboy experimenting with puritanism, but it has ended. One year after banning naked photos in an effort to reach a more mainstream audience, the magazine is returning to our rated roots. Inside, youll find naked women. Hugh hefners sonnet tweeted yannis, what do you think . The only way to help us before is to get rid of the internet. You can get a pizza, heres a scone. It you want a scone . A dry, old scone . Its over, its antiquated. Does anyone read magazines . Tom of their the same problem as all the other people in the publishing industry. They have the magazine problem and also the problem that theyre not the source for nudity anymore. Now some 14yearold just watched two girls one cup. Tom may be theyve seen that explicit stuff and they want some thing a little less dirty . I think it was intentional, theyre playing with us, michael. Theyve got such a good brand, they could be a mens lifestyle brand. They should just let the magazine go by the wayside. Tom there also opening up the cbgb club as well. You know it was big and couple years ago, all those magazines. The soft core. Fantastic those all went by the wayside, also. If you want porn, go to the internet. If you want to read articles, also go to the internet. I dont have anything to say, im a lady. Uber, lyft, put a naked hot chick in there. It car accidents. Tom would you have to look through the divider to look at her . Put a mirror right there, you can watch her, get picked up by a hot naked chick. Its the playboy app. Tom bonnie . It would be easy to get those drivers, wouldnt it . Do you want to make almost nothing to be naked with strangers that could possibly rape you. Tom there is no wrong answers in a brainstorming session. Bonnie mcfarlane, yannis pappas, michael malice, dave smith. That doesnt for me, i am tom shillue. Ill say goodbye, see you late later