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Because australia is the one, they dont want those. Thats why they made the deal with obama. Obviously they are being hypocrites, okay. But when i heard tough phone call, let me tell you about some tough phone calls ive made. If you had to call a girl and say its burning down there. Look, at the end of the day, i think that trump is hilarious, watching him every time he speaks, its a very entertaining endeavor. But to be honest with you, i feel like he is the only guy who has a prank Answering Machine on his cell phone. You call and you get his Answering Machine and he does that hello, hello, hello. Just kidding, you got the president. Thats all it got say about tha that. Tom kristin, what do you think, do you think we should have to honor every deal, this thing was assigned just before trump took office. Most politicians say we have to honor all of our agreements. These people are not our problem. Australia doesnt want them, the days are over of us being pushovers and allowing everyone to take advantage of us. America was the big kid that just sat there getting poked over and over, everyone kept poking us and we never poked them back. Now guess what, were standing up and we are saying enough. Tom even if he honors the deal, whatever, at least he pushed back a little. President trump is feuding with australia and an austrian. On thursday while speaking at the National Prayer breakfast, the president took a jab at the ratings of the new celebrity apprentice. The shows creator, mark burnett was sitting just a few feet away. We had a tremendous success on the apprentice, and when i ran for president , had to leave the show. Thats when i knew for sure i was doing it. They hired a big movie star, Arnold Schwarzenegger to take my place. We know how that turned out. The ratings went right down the tubes. Its been a total disaster. Mark will never, ever bet against trump again. I want to just pray for arnold if we can. Hes president. Tom its a nice sentiment, he wanted to pray for him. Arnold schwarzenegger responded with a twitter video. Hey donald, i have a great idea. Why dont we switch jobs. You take over tv, since youre such an expert in ratings, i take over your job, because people can finally speak comfortably again. Tom luis, trump keeps slamming arnold, but do you think this is all a plot to raise the ratings, he still a producer on the show. Very smart move, we are all talking about it. I like Arnold Schwarzeneggers idea. How about i come the president and you can be a terminator. Its unbelievable. Dave and i are outraged. Jimmy, look, dont tell me you havent done the voice on stage. When things got rough and i need an emergency brake laugh, I Dont Have Arnold in me. We should all just to this whole in arnold voice. Who Isnt Sleeping comfortably if arnold isnt president. A woman on a date with bill cosby still Isnt Sleeping comfortably with arnold as no one, is he out of his mind . Shut up tom the guy had to go terms as governor of the governor of california. I did a little arnold there. If trump gets in a fight with christopher walking, youre in. Jimmy nailed it on the head, you see the lack of selfawareness of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Agro aggressions, by the way. It that one wasnt bad. That was ronnie. Tom kristin, lets hear your Arnold Schwarzenegger impression. I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thats what its like to be a hot woman. Well done. We all said it was awesome. Tom kristin. That is a problem with comedy. Look what happens here. Everyone is acting like trump, look, hes the reality show president. Everybody else does the same thing. Hes got his twitter video, they all answer him quickly, right . Trump is better at both the things, he is better at politics and hes better at tv and he went into that with zero experience. Im sure it Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to be president , but nobody wants him and technically you cant be president in this country if you werent born here. Besides barack obama. Jimmy, i dont even remember, did i go to you yet in this Segment Customer who even knows if he did. People say trump is so thinskinned, always has to acknowledge the stuff, i dont think thats what it is. I think hes competitive. I think he is a relentlessly competitive guy who cant let any slight go. He isnt thinskinned, hes Michael Jordan and that if you knew Michael Jordan, you beat him in something he would insist on a rematch. What trump cant do is not hit back. We see mr. The entire campaign. If usace and the about his hands he has to respond. He has to hit back. He has a sense of humor, too. He was laughing, thats why everyone loves him. Arnold should stick to what hes doing best, which is knocking up maids. What was that end . Tom moving on. Violent protests directed at uc berkeley after a planned event featuring milo yiannopoulos. They were at least willing to debate a trump supporter who shows up. Our cbs station spoke with a trump supporter who was drowned out by protesters on live tv. [sirens] tom the next morning, trump tweeted what could have given the president of that idea . Maybe he was watching Fox And Friends First and saw a conservative hero todd starnes state this. President trump should immediately issue an executive order blocking Berkeley Students from getting federal funding. Free speech for all or no federal money, not a single taxpayer penny, period. Did he get the president to take Action Quester mark im not surprised, because thats the power dave . It seemed like a bit of a stretch to me, the power of starnes. Tom he watches it every day and he practically quoted him. I meant to the gimmick in the song. Tom we wrote it. Weve got to use it if weve got it. This is, you are totally into, this is your thing. I believe in free speech, i really dont using the power of federal money to influence speech, necessarily. Its kind of weird. Its Like Fighting communism with fascism, which always works out well for the people. Tom why cut these people a check . They never should have been cutting them a check to begin with, probably. What is happening is the left is being exposed. What really bums me about this is the most privileged thing you could possibly do. Who do you think is cleaning up this mess, billionaires . Its literally some poor person who has to come along and clean this up. Tom good point. Kristin, i say theyre not fulfilling their duty. They have a charter, theyre supposed to be about open minds and ideas, theyre not doing it. Cut off the money. Exactly, im so glad that trump is coming in there and slaying this Political Correctness thats just disgusting. If these universities will not protect free speech, and if theyre going to tolerate violence against conservatives, then yes, take away their funding. If they dont like it they can go to the Supreme Court and they can decide whether they get the funding. She smells amazing, she can do whatever she wants. Tom theyre out of control control. He wants to give a speech, they started with him. A homosexual, can you believe it . I thought of a solution. Whos going to clean up that mess, right . Not the privilege, not the billionaires. Those refugees from australia. Them over. Tom i see what you did there. Have them clean up the mess. Tom give a job, right . Its funny, it works. Tom im trying to keep this show on the air, here. Whose side are you on . This is where my two big issues are. They made my lowes speech and his web content and his archival content, probably not necessarily more appealing but more visible to the rest of the country by doing this. Before they burned down berkeley nobody knew he was speaking there. They just ample fight his impressed. This is where i do have a spec for them, though. Thats an almost impossible protests to organize, because theres no way you can get his last name past your spell check. They started sending that text a month and a half ago. A yogurt and such . Tom its all coming, this is a boon for milo, theyve got a book coming out. They said they were going to boycott the publisher. Its going to be a bestseller. If you were his publicist you could not have paid for better publicity than hes gotten. This is unintentional, but the craziest thing to me about milo is that hes not even that radical. Milo supports people like rudy giuliani, if you get down to it hes kind of a middleoftheroad republican. He just completely unapologetic about it. Its a conservative whos not coming in and saying he knows his narrative has been over presented. Hes unapologetic, like an anarchist libertarian. If youre offended by this guy, you dont want to know what i believe. Tom a black conservative, a Gay Conservative Messes with them. Anybody whos a remember of a protected class. Caitlyn jenner was a sacred deity of america on the vanity fair cover and now it nobody will acknowledge her. Is there was a point where she was so sacred that she could kill someone with her suv, but now shes a republican so shes done. Tom the conservative politics. Coming up, does this look like a man you can trust with your secrets western . Find out what trumps former doctor revealed about the president next. Live it from americas news headquarters, im Jackie Ibanez in new york. The Trump Administration may be striking an upper line with israel. Now warning the Prime Minister that settling may not be helpful to middle east peace efforts. Until now he has appeared sympathetic to their cost. The administration is claiming they have not taken an official position yet, in response israels Ambassador Says its too early or to tell how it might affect future building. Theres also word out of washington, the white house is preparing to chiron after it testfired a ballistic missile. As many as two dozen around the individuals, companies, and possibly Government Agencies could be penalized. Another night of violence at an american college campus. New york city, police are out in forces. Gavin mcginnis was invited to attend a seminar by campus or publicans, protesters showed up to voice their displeasure. On wednesday night you may remember uc berkeley was protested following a planned a speech by milo yiannopoulos, breitbart editor. The school was forced to cancel. Secretary of education, public and lawmakers say they are fed up with democratic delays. Republicans are confident they have the 51 votes needed to end the debate, if so she could win confirmation by monday. Im Jackie Ibanez, now back to red eye. For all of your headlines, log on to foxnewstv. Com. Music him tom the doctor is in capable of keeping secrets. President trumps longtime physician told all to the New York Times , revealig medical secrets of our new president. The doctor says trump takes three different medications. An antibiotic to treat rosacea, something to lower his cholesterol, and something to treat male pattern baldness. He has all his hair, i have all my hair. Other fun facts revealed by the physician, some called dr. Jekyll well probably high. Come on guys, that was a good one. He hates the fun made of him. And he says, i am probably the only person who has every phone number for him and all the wives. This disclosure could come back to haunt dr. Bornstein. Reporter tweeted tom a lot of old guys take all these drugs, no big secrets. You can go out and give peoples medical history. Tom they were begging for more of it. I dont Pay Attention to the laws, i have no idea what hippos do and why they have laws. Im not going to sit here and always bash trump. They shouldnt be giving his medical information out. He takes stuffer his hair, right that says its on the his confident. Im bald, women like this. Am i wrong or am i right, kristin . Thank you very much. Just let it go and show the world hes a confident man, now that we know this little tidbit about him im questioning his confidence. Tom a lot of his personality comes from the hair. Theres nothing wrong with taking, a lot of guys take this drug, what the stuff you rub on your head, rogaine. People are obsessed with his hair, I Dont Know Whats On his head and i dont care. People are just jealous. They are jealous of his money, there jealous of his hair. Frankly, i dont care whats on his head as long as he secures the border, brings jobs back and blows isis the hell up. I care about was on his hair. I dont care what the borders so much. Tom what about the doctor . Is this unethical . The thing that strikes me is that before they were saying look at this crazy doctor, hes not revealing anything, he sent out that one sheet that that is really healthy, and now hes in tremendous health. Hes dr. Trump, trump found his own trump. You would think a doctor, even when i saw the article, i thought he told all the prescriptions that he was on, he might get in trouble for this. Doctors cant just do that, it literally is such a trump thing, he was making a point about how great both of their hair was. He got lost on the fact that oh, yeah, im a medical doctor. Tom they dont care, these doctors, they dont think theres anything embarrassing when taking a few drugs, right . You know i deduce from watching this, this is a guy thats definitely sold a few Prescription Pads on the side. E with the right and wrong in terms of divulging that information, could you look at a picture of that guy and tell me he hasnt moved some adderall on craigslist . All i did was skim to the bottom of the article for a phone number or email. A call from a girl on roller blades. Tom just because he has a laidback look, he doesnt look with a manhattan doctor, he looked like he should be in long beach or something. I think hes an upstanding guy, a good doctor, but the thing is, they always make people reveal everything. They want to see all the taxes, they want to see the medical reports, we were calling for hillarys medical stuff, right . Did we ever get them . We got her taxes. Boring taxes. I think we had a bigger write to her medical reports than we did it trumps taxes . Sheep fainted on 868degree day. They come in the form of youtube videos. I get them for my dad. She respects hippo law. Tom coming up, have halft with tvs andy levy. 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I thought the hysteria of the muslim a band, 40 countries are still allowed to come. They couldve better emac done a better job of clarifying the green card situation. This is what i do like, its cool to have some but he this competitive fighting on behalf of us. I hated roger clemens, but i like having that tough s ob throwing chin music on everybody else. Andy my problem is that i hate the red sox and the yankee yankees. Dave, you said this is a good chance for trump to prove he doesnt just take brown immigrants and kristin pointed out that these are mostly muslims. The ones in australia, she is correct, they are from entries like iran, afghanistan, pakistan, iraq, some only a period on the other hand, kristin, like trump, you refer to these people as Illegal Immigrants, they are not, they are refugees. Andy, i would expect fake news from cnn but not from you. Put your pink hat and your vagina costume on and go protest with the other snowflakes. There is andy they are still refugees. Not Illegal Immigrants. Tom thats your call. Andy thats not my call. They came to australia andy i dont want to go through this but we did the other night, all you need to do is go look it up. They are actually refugees. Tom they came in many different ways to australia. Andy they are in a refugee camp. Tom they are banning them. Andy they are refusing to take them as refugees. I looked it up on breitbart. Tom they are illegally coming to the country. Australia wont even let them to the country, theyre keeping them in a Detention Center on an island. Andy i understand that, they are refugees. Keep saying that word. Andy i will, its accurate. If were going to talk about fake news, lets not call people Illegal Immigrants who arent Illegal Immigrants. Trump and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tom, you said arnold had to go terms as governor of california. I dont recall him at being all that popular when he left. Tom he wasnt. He wasnt popular in the first term. I dont how he won reelection. He was the most popular refugee to ever be governor. Thats why they need to shut up, how can you do that, how can you elect trump, you elected Kindergarten Cop twice. Andy i voted for gary coleman. Im not even kidding. He should have stayed in, you would have one. Andy did you say it Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions are hack and follow it up with a bill cosby joke . Thats not how it went down. We were trashing before we went on the air and then a luis went big. He did clarify. Andy kristin, your Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions onto the little bit like young frankenstein. Thank you. Andy dave, how dare you suggest the power of starnes is a stretch. I was clearly beaten for that. Andy just rude. Tom and kristin, you both applauded trump for his tweet. Berkeley didnt stop milo from speaking or say he didnt speak there, he was supposed to be speaking there. The school condemned the violence that cause the cancellation of the speech. It trumps tweet made no sense. Now explain to me why i am wrong. Fake news they canceled the event, is that what hes is speaking to. Andy they canceled the event because of violence. Andy, did you read a andy they didnt say milo cant speak here, they scheduled him to speak. If you read this statement of the university put out, before all this happen, it said we dont agree with milo. Were going to allow him to speak. They basically said we dont agree with him, which fueled this hatred, and kind of gave a path to these people to burn it down the campus. They aligned themselves with these protesters, they shouldnt be taking a political stance. That is the problem, these Education Institutions are becoming political. Anybody who has extreme views, wouldnt they kind of come and say this is the view of the school. The school shouldnt have the view, period. Its getting federal tax dollars. Theyre dissociating themselves from of you, theyre doing what youre saying. They shouldnt be disassociating or associating with any of you, it should be an open campus. Andy jimmy, you pointed out that the protesters who made him more visible. The people who peacefully protested, but the people who turned violent suck for turning in violent, and for giving him free p. R. , and most importantly getting me bumped from Tucker Carlsons show one night. Thats a blow to me. Andy trumps doctor. [laughter] andy i dont have anything here, i just love this picture. I love that he shops from the boss hog collection. Andy i could literally stare at that all day. Luis, that you said they shouldnt be giving trumps medical information out, tom you keep saying he they yelled at the doctor for not giving out enough information in the past. Luis is right, without trumps permission, they shouldnt be giving this out. Tom what is the New York Times doing visiting this guy . They shouldnt let him in. Youre probably right about that. Andy kristin, i enjoyed your reaction to luis here. Do we have the video . Im bald, women like this, and i write kristin . Youre right. Andy the side i was fantastic. [laughter] andy i do have to say, im quoting from the piece, at times in the interview dr. Bornstein was moody, saying it was none of their business to later volunteering facts. I love this guy. But then if you read the whole piece to the end, its really sad, he said he was invited to the inaugural but it wasnt as pleasant an experience to demand as he expected, he had to walk a long way to his spot and he thought there would be a chair, but he thought there would be no chair, he stood behind a tree never heard anyone speak because i was so on come double from my back. He really got the hook up. Andy its so sad. Oppose your heartstrings. Andy it really does. Im dumb. Tom thank you, andy. Coming up, could hate be that key to finding love . I bet youd hatelove to know. When a cold calls. Achoo . Answer it. With zicam cold remedy. It shortens colds, so you get better, faster. Colds are gonna call. Answer them with zicam zicam. Get your better back. Now in great tasting crystals. Any attack on the United States or on our allies will be defeated with any use of nuclear weapons. The United Nations Security Council now looking into reports increasing violence in Eastern Ukraine. Russias ambassador to the u. N. Claims ukraine is provoking the latest surge of violence, the u. S. And ukraine blame russia. The sudden increase in fighting in Eastern Ukraine has trapped thousands of civilians and are destroyed vital infrastructure. Of the crisis is spreading, endangering messy thousands more. This escalation of violence must stop. To avoid further civilian sufferings is rather simple. The International Community needs to step up pressure on the aggressor and urge russia to get out of ukraine. The u. N. Is calling on the International Community to get piece documents to the ukraine and yet russian separatist back on track. U. N. Monitors report more than 10,000 explosions in a recent 24hour period, the highest ever. Nordstrom says it will no longer sell ivanka trumps clothing and accessories. They would not say that it was a permanent decision, only that decisions were made each season. The statehouse has designated a stretch of interstate 55. I am Jackie Ibanez, back to red eye. Tom can hate to bring people together . A new dating app is launching next week that launches people based on their mutual dislikes, its called hater. Its a swipebased apps, i think the first one ever. There are over 100 topics right now. Users swipe down for hate come up for love, right for like and left for a dislikes, or opt out for neutral. While the idea started as a joke, its actually backed up by science. Studies have found that people bond moreover shared and negative attitudes than a shared positive ones, jimmy does that make sense to you . Every Shopping Experience youve ever had, you have 899 chance of making friends over a slow cashier or a woman paying by check, as opposed to hate, that guy is really begging these groceries. My first thought when i saw this app is wow, now will finally find some use of that ashley judd speech from the womens march, i think everyone will agree thats a low point from humanity. I kind of like it, to be honest. I think you could really help racist as well. If youre in the kkk, just swipe left on black people. Its a simple way to connect with other racist people. Tom im sure they have their own app for that. Called okkkcupid. The guy who runs a company, hes watching the show and luis says its great, great publicity, and then luis says hey if youre in the kkk. Nobody is posting positive things, i hate this, i hate that, this is a tone of this country that fits perfectly and with the way everybody handles social media. Even before the age of social media, the long marriages, the longlasting relationships always built on hate. Isnt that what always kept them together . This makes complete sense, because there is nothing more satisfying than sitting with someone and bashing something you both hate. Like obama. I could listen to someone to bash obama for hours, if you hate the same things its probably likely that you both love the same things, for example i hate obama and hillary clinton, so i find that i enjoy being around people who also hate them because they love trump. Tom wouldnt you rather, i think you want to find someone, you want to look for positive qualities first and then get together and complain with them. You dont want to start there, kristin, am i right question work no. Tom you want to start with the negative . Yes. Tom guys dont care about any of the stuff, they only want to look at looks. Weather were telling you we love stuff or hate stuff, were just yapping until we get to see you naked. Tom so no at least one side it doesnt care. People will say they hate anybody. Guys want to get laid, theres no app that can cure that problem. This is a marketing tool, people are talking about it, theres really no difference, nobody reads the little profiles anyway. Have you ever swept up to go read the profile . Is she hot, yeah. Is she hot, yeah. I just skim for the word transgender and if i dont find that tom get ready for lonely orangutans, a new tender like app is coming just for you. Mating. Things dont always go well. Research are struggling to find a tablet that the orangutan can break. To be fair to her, it must be infuriating when all your potential matches keep sending you nudes. Of course, before the Internet Chimps use to meet their mates on dating hotlines. Good boy, hang that phone up. [laughter] hang it up. Always funny to me. [laughter] tom i guess that wasnt a match made in heaven. Thanks to Americas Funniest Home Videos for that clip, i wanted to give them credit. The sad thing is that monkey went on to rip that womans face off. Tom that was a different video. Dave, do you think this is going to work . Americas funniest home videos, yeah, its been going on for decades. Tom for the orangutan. You know, i have high hopes. Ive always wondered what it is in their minds when the mating doesnt work out. And they bring them back in there like nothing happened, no, hes totally racist. Apes are picky. Tom they need a match, too. It works for humans, they have to let them choose. Its Just Technology letting the apes choose. This is an innovative, outofthebox idea and i love it. What is the worst that could happen, you put the two monkeys in a cage, they dont like each other, they throw, thats the end of it, its a winwin. Either we get Baby Orangutans or we learn a valuable lesson which is that tinder does not work for monkeys. Tom we may learn. Im not going to lie, i just read the headline to this article. Its very important when her trying to match orangutans with human beings. I think the plot of outbreak. I thought it was a terrible idea when i wrote my notes, why would we do this, i believe were going to spread some sort of communicable diseases. Turns out i was wrong. Tom weve got to go. Instead of curious george, we now have by curious george. Tom thats it, good night, everybody. Im glad i waited. Next

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