The a whiter man for the job. Thank you, i guess. Is it wednesday already . It is joanne nosuchunsky. Dont let his looks fool you. He is in no way an adult. Comedian greg stone. She used to sell european equities to the u. S. Portfolio managers and a bunch of other things i am not able to understand. And he looks like his hometown contains the word shore. Next to me is comedian jimmy fela. Thats a great one. Let a start the show. Donald trump said sarah palin could certainly have a role in his white house, but she probably wont be his running mate. Would you consider her your running mate . Well, i dont think of to start off, i dont think it is something she would want to do. She has been through that. As you know very badly so many people are so disappointed that she didnt support them, but certainly there would be a role somewhere in the administration if she wanted. I am not sure she does want that. On tuesday night palin gave a speech at trumps rally in iowa that can be best described as palinesque. How about the rest of us . Right winging, proud clinging of our gods and guns and constitution. It is time to drill baby drill down and hold these folks accountable. And then funny, ha, ha, not funny. What they are doing is welling trump and his trumpeters. They are not conservative enough. And you keep footing the bill for the nations that are oil rich. We are paying for some of their scwir squirmeshs that have been going on for centuries. So trump thinks palin could have a role in his white house. What might that be . We have some options. Secretary of squrmis he es. Director of fishing and hunting. The darn tootin deputy of constitutions dont you know. Secretary of kicking isiss ass. And secretary of energy. That last one could work out. I love donald trump. I dont think she wants to. If she would want to i really dont think she is interested. And she has gone on the record with some journalists saying, you know secretary of nnl would be nice secretary of energy would be nice. Secretary of energy is right up her alley, drill baby drill, alaska, right . Although oil is at 26 a barrel. It is a 13year low. I am not sure that agenda fits in with current times. That is the shale revolution. Look, jimmy, lets talk about palin. I mean we have a laugh and everything, but i mean she is more exciting than mitch mcconnell. She does riel up the base. She looks like the mom who gets the mic taken from her at a wedding. You ever seen a bombed mom, i wanna say something. Thats what it looks like. The enthusiasm i like. She did say trump would be our best president since winston churchill. I thought that was nice. But it is embarrassing. It is embarrassing they say this helps him . She has her fans. She has her fans. But i think they are blinded by party loyalty. It is embarrassing to say she is a buffoon. She is a viable thing. What do you mean a viable thing . She is a consistent conservative. She is a right wing celeb celebrity. It is a celebrity endorsement. You want her around you. You want her around you as comics. You want the opener not to be better than you. If you are carrottop you are not having carlin open for you. She comes out we need to arm the babies. Thats kind of crazy, but maybe give homeless some guns. Maybe hes not so crazy. She will make him look awesome. When shes prepared i think she does quite well, right, joanne . Look we saw her speak thats when she became a republican star when she spoke at the convention and when she was in the debates with joe. You remember joe . She was ready to go. She tries to wing it like trump and she is not as good at winging it. Definitely. It is a delicate balance. Trump is a little better at pleasing and entertaining an audience. I do think this pairing is amazing. They would be the best scatergories partners. They would win by not paying attention to the rules and justifying why the rules dont matter. It would be quite entertaining and i would invite them to my dinner party. And more importantly trump kicked cruz. People have been saying does this endorse meant help or hurt . Of course it helps. For senator cruz she backed cruz and supported him in texas and they have a long history. He was forced to say no matter what she does i will still back her. I think in the trump versus cruz lets go to Hillary Clinton. She has a woman problem and now she has a girls problem. Lena done donham has been publicly campaigning for clinton and even taking over her instagram account. Privately she has miss givings. The millennial in chief told guests she was disturbed by how in the 90s the clintons and their allies discredited women who said they had sexual encounters or been sexually assaulted by former president bill clinton. Now that these stories are resurfacing it will hamper hillarys attempt to connect with millennial women. Bernie sanders had a lead over clinton in New Hampshire. Helped by support from young women. Bernie is the sexy grand dad. He is. Feel the burn. Feeling something. A little heat. Why do you suppose . What is it about young people i wont even say about bernie. What is it people dont like about clinton . I know some young people. I have been talking to them about it. They think she is a liar. They are recognizing the fact that they think she is corrupt with her foundation. Everything they are hearing they are more upset with the fact that she has this money and this power in washington. They really like what bernie is saying because he is honest. He believes in what he is saying. He is not pandering to people. It is what he believes. People like that. It is passion and it is burn. Bill clinton got a pass the last time around. Why do people like dunham, why are they rethinking the bill clinton thing . Feminists across the board said he is fine with us. In their sit down they said do you consider yourself a feminist . Hillary said im surprised any young woman asks herself that. Bill clinton got a pass and i think hillary is feeling the heat from sander. Bill clinton was attacking him jeptly. Gently. He said i understand sanders is in New Hampshire and he is from vermont. He has this neighboring sludge. Thats an insult because people mix those two up. They say we are not the same at all. What do you think . What is the lack of appeal . I hate to say it, but it is resting face. She has that face. It looks like you are gonna yell at me and you may be mean. I am kind of into you. You are the only choice. But she is not and im kind of like i think the lying thing, thats a pretty big thing to get over and the pandering and she even had a shout out for amy schumer. Aim amy is giving her shoutout. Is it the pandering and the meandering . Down at the shore where i am at it seems to be all three. I would hire a food taster at this point. He doesnt want to lose another one of these contests. Are you suggesting no you just came out and said it. I went on the record to say it. 55 of voters find her the least trustworthy. It is 8 bernie and 5 omalley. They called him whats his name. The Bernie Sanders thing, he is honest and impassion gnat, but it will hurt him. I watched him. He looks like a million bucks. Wont you have to really raise taxes . Yeah. It was like the honesty only works so well in your favor and then you have to dial it back. Yeah. He wont admit it and i will. Clinton is losing young women and bernie is gaining old punks. It is called burn the white house. Com. These burn puns is selling Bernie Sanders tshirts like the ramones, is misfits and suicidal tendencies. He says it makes him the most punk rock who ever ran for office. If you are a hillary fan you can buy it with her image. Thats funny, isnt it . Thats good. Actually greg designed that. We didnt have to alter that a the all. Thats the beauty. What do you think . Why is bernie the most punk rock i dont know. The tshirt thing is silly. Voting is never going to be punk rock. Punk rock is dangerous. The only thing that is crazy and tough about the shirt is my mom would hate me. I could come in with a cigarette and face tattoo and she would say can i bum a smoke and take the shirt off. He is Hillary Clinton ease love child. Have you seen the punk rockers . He out lived the ramones. It is notorious ruth gator beginsburg. Big. Thats what it reminds me of. Why is he cool. I think it is all about the honesty. He is so out there. I am surprised he lasted as long as he had. I dont know if they are serious. After New Hampshire his numbers go down and hillary will have a smooth sale after that. It is the easiest to put on a graphic t. It is the most recognizable with the least amount of ink. Hillary has all of the hair. They say there may be a 9th planet in the solar system. They say a massive icy planet five to 10 times the size of earth lies at the outer rim of our solar system. The socalled planet nine is so large that it would take 20,000 years to planet the sun. Earth takes half as long. Researchers are thrilled that they hope it starts a worldwide hunt. We have nothing like it. All of those people who are mad are thrilled to know that there is a real planet out there to be found. Thats astronomer mike brown. The the man responsible for classifying pluto a dwartf dwarf planet. Okay, okay, i do believe the solar system has nine planets. Here is somebody affected by this discovery. Pluto. Pluto, thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me on. It is nice to know somebody thinks i am real unlike mike brown who told the people to forget about me. If not for people like you i would be a distant memory. Do you have advice for this new planet nine . Enjoy it while you can, buddy. I used to be king. Disney named a dog after me. And then that turd bucket said i was not even big enough to be a dwarf. I get the idea you dont like him. I [bleep] hate that douchnozzel. Whether when i go all caw ma ma kamakazi. When you are starving of deficiency tell mike brown to eat me [bleep] and die [bleep] scum bag. Thanks, tom. It has been great. I feel like i just got a voicemail from mel gibson. Great chat. Are you excited we have another planet. I am more excited about that phone call from pluto. Apparently this would be the third planet ever discovered in our galaxy and in our solar system. Do you agree they should have down graded pluto . If disney names a dog you have to keep it in the system. And pluto was the last planet. I dont even trust this discovery. [no audio]. He is proud of it. Yeah, he is flexing his muscles. I am just excited that we keep finding things in space. It is fun. And we are going to keep finding things. Which is why we need a naming system. Planet nine . I dont like it. We need Something Like when we have hurricanes. There is a whole list we can go through. They need one of those for planets. Now as technology is developing we will find more and more and we will need some names. Thats right. I think just go with i say start with planet 10 and bring pluto back in. Bring in somebody good at picking out names bike like antonio crow marty jones. It doesnt matter. I went to Community College for six semesters. Nothing will make me learn that there is a planet in space. Thats just how it is. They can come on tomorrow. We have 20 more planets. Great. I dont care. It does nothing. Unless it is made of cheese like i was promised with the moon. How has life changed . We have saturn with the rain. He doesnt trust anything. What great white people will be honored during white History Month . Ill give you the four11 after the ill give you the 411 after the break. Live from americas news headquarters im jackie ibanez. A major winter storm ready to hit the eastern u. S. With heavy snow, ice and rain. Road crews are spreading salt and chemicals and getting plow and front loaders ready. They want they have also allowed passengers to change flights. It has impacted the lives of more than 50 million people. Snow is expected to start falling late friday. Washington, d. C. , baltimore and philadelphia could see as much as two feet. Blizzard warnings are in affect in the baltimore, washington area. Asian stock continue their downward slide. The nikkei index continuing higher, but couldnt hang on to earlier gains. It was the same story in hong kong. The market there opening higher and then close lower. The hang seng is down 1. 5 . The dow and s p futures are moving to the downside after another bad day in new york. The dow is losing 250 points. The plunge in oil prices is getting the blame for the market turbulence there. Senate democrats block a house bill that would have cracked down on syrian and iraqi refugees come together u. S. It would have required new background checks as well as the high ranking federal officials. It needed 60 votes for passage, but could only get 55. The michigan governor says water contamination problems in flint cannot be fixed without more federal money and he wants the president to consider his denial of a federal disaster request. The white house said it is an emergency, but it does not meet the definition of a recent disaster. Recent tests show high levels of lead in the children in flint. Now back to red eye. For your headlines log on to fox fox news. Com. When i heard a college in oregon was having white History Month i thought it sounded weird. If you want to highlight the contributions that a particular group of people have made to our country, i guess you are allowed to do that. Singling out whites for studies seems unnecessary for me. Im pretty white. Of course it all made sense when i find out the portland Community College plans to spend a month highlighting all of the bad contributions whites made to the world. What a relief. They plan to cover topics like these. What are approaches and strategies to dismantling whiteness . What are alternatives to a culture of White Supremacy . Some thought white shaming was more appropriate than white history. But they laughed off the concerns. There is a difference between white and whiteness. And it may be what some in the conservative bloggers dont understand. I dont understand the difference. I have to go back to college. Can i pay for it with White Privilege . Jimmy, were you excited just for a minute there that whites were going to get a month . White History Month . No i knew it wasnt coming. I thought it was odd a Community College was bothering to go through this trouble. It doesnt matter the race. You are going to Community College. Are you all screwed. Greg went for six semesters. You know what i did after that . I parlayed that into the most decorated cab driving career. It wasnt exactly a booth. But you learned and you grew as a young man. I did a little bit. I think it is ridiculous. And i think this is part of the reason trump is winning. It is because there has been an over reach by the social justice crusaders. It has gotten to the point people have been persecuted just for being. We have oscar so white. They say there is not enough diversity. Trump came out with a comment and said, well, white people cannot win awards at the bet awards. It is true. There is an inequity. The oscars is the biggest Privilege Party there is in the world. Could i win an award at the bet awards . Is it possible . Yeah, bravest guy in the room. Say i got a show on bet, could i be nominated . I would nominate you, absolutely. Isnt that the problem . We were talking about nominations, but i want to talk about this college course. Every other course blames white people for colonialism, right . Im sorry, everybody. I didnt mean to do all of that. It was 50,000 years ago. 50,000. I am going to marry my asian girlfriend. The white boat is sinking. Just let my kid be asian and thats fine. Im sorry. I dont know what to do. Wipe our hand with it. Im italian. Thats an oppressed group, italians. On that point, we have seen in stud dyes and polls that young people are for going religion. Think of the guilt. The catholic guilt. The jewish guilt. There is a lot of shame we put on ourselves. How long can we shame our group of people . Maybe thats what it is. Joanne, that is very interesting. It is so true that no one has their there is not much religious shame. You have to take the whole culture and shame us. Could that be it . You just started a new religion. It is a religion of shame. It does steer you straight. I dont feel guilty for any of this. Thats a joke. It is setting us back racially because people are now yelling racism for the hell of it. Nobody knows what it means and there are rational people now that are just learning to hate the opposition on principal. They dont want to see this mob. I keep going back to this, but the fresh prince of belair, i loved that show. The lady who played aunt viv aunt viv she shot out a video and called out jada smith and will smith saying find Something Else to talk about. There are real problems in the world. Roll up your sleeves actually contribute to something and stop whining. She said the oscars have to go on. He has a job. Coming up are you ready for half time . Well youre in luck. Andy levy is back after the break. Welcome back. It is time to find out what we got wrong and what we missed. Andy levy is over in the news desk. How are you doing . Number one. That was a bit much. Sarah palin, a lot of people think you and i are always fighting. Yes. I just want to say to those people our squirmishes are fake. Thats right. They are fun. They are. They are furmishes. Jimmy, you claim palin said trump would be the best president since winston churchill. She did not say that. Being silly. Slander is never silly in my book. Greg, you said the best thing about palin for trump is you dont want your opening act to be better than you and you said if you are carrottop you dont want opening for you. Yes, opening for you. That is a jab to red eye guest, carrot top. For one thing carlin sucked with props. I think you are right that palins endorsement hurts cruz in iowa. After that i am not so sure. In iowa i agree. Im with you. If trump is smart he may stop the speeches after iowa. He might indeed. Report said dunham is uncomfortable with hillary. She is being a total marney. You mentioned one poll has sanders up over New Hampshire. Thats the lenadunhan dunham affect. You said you know some you can young people. Thats you said you know some young people. You are curious why this is all coming back up now. I think a lot of feminists realize they screwed up. Why . Why did they realize that . I dont know. They did it at the time and they werent comfortable with it. Now that he is safe they will come out and say it. Jimmy you suggested he may poison sanderses which is a horrible thing to say and also accurate. First of all, how dare you poison the reputation of eddie, one of the greatest rock mascots of all time. I didnt know that was eddie it always looked like a woman to me. It is eddie. You said he will never be punk rock. He woulds pissed as hell a ramones tshirt is being used at a Bernie Sanders thing. A new 9th planet. You said this was the third planet to be discovered in the solar system. Since ancient times. Since ancient times. Dont copy off dierdre. Science, not so hot. They havent discovered a new planet. They found gravitational evidence that a planet exists. For all we know it could be a massive gravitational weapon. Somebody saw star wars. Tom, you seem shocked greg didnt care about other planets. You said you taste that they are there, right . Yeah. I meant the ription. I meant the rings. I am curious why you believe this, but think scientists are worried about global warming. I said this before. I believe in global warming. I just dont care. We are actually in 100 agreement there. I aint gonna be around and i dont have kids. Im a little you interviewed pluto. Nobody gives it up for aris . Aris was named after the greek goddess of discord was supposed to be a 10th planet. This was back when pluto was a planet. Then they down graded aris. I feel a hash tag coming on. Bring back aris. Tom, i enjoyed your gob less of of goblet of fire. You mentioned the college says this wont be whiteness shaming and they say there is a difference between white and whiteness and you said you didnt under that. It is pretty easy. They wont focus on whites as a group of people and also on whiteness as a social construct. How can you not understand that . I guess i gotta take the class. I guess you do. A simple way to under it is you are white. I have heard that. I disagree with everything that was said by everyone in this segment and i really dont k come paining the bet awarding. I will just let it go. Thank you, andy. Time to take a break. Video game buts. Here is what is coming up on the next kennedy. Hello, red eye fans. It is gary johnson. Will he be the 2 016 spoiler . Live from americas news headquarters, im jackie ibanez. People in the south and east are preparing for a nor easter which some meteorologists fear could be one for the record books. It is dumping snow over tennessee and kentucky. It is expected to reach to the northern midatlantic region and the forecasters are warning of heavy and crippling snow in baltimore, washington and philadelphia. Some parts may see two feet of snow. All Major Airlines are now issuing travel waivers for the weekend. Passengers will be able to book to earlier or later flights to avoid being stranded there at the airport. Homeland security will have new securities. Or who have visited any of those countries in the last five years. The new rules are designed to make it harder for europeans who have fought for isis to enter the u. S. Iraq and syria are targeted because they have seized significant territory there. Iran and sudan made the list because they are responsible for sponsoring terrorism. At least 47 people in one impoverished country are trying to keep the disease from spreading. Many are suspicious about providing blood samples to the government. Local leaders are resorting to getting people to take the medication. The navy is launching the first carrier strike. The pentagon hails it as a milestone toward easing the militarys reliance on foreign oil and they hope to be drawing at least 50 of its power from alternative energy. Now back to red eye. Remember for all of your headlines log on to fox news. Com. You are watching the most powerful name in news. Fox newschannel. A, video games sexualize female characters while strategically covering the butt of male characters. I have been saying this for years. And now feminist blogger lays out sexist double standard on her youtube channel. In dozens of third person games the charm ters butt is brought to the fore front and thats where the players focus is directed. The player look at her behind because of her costumes and exaggerated hip sway. I was hired on after they noticed my exaggerated hip sway. Mens butts are hidden by preventing them to see below the waistline and has the ability to keep them out of the frame car car sarkizian goes on. For the purpose of the video i tried to get a picture that is high end. It is designed to cover his butt at all costs. It cant stop me from using my imagination. I say to this woman, thank you. We addressed this as a country. Look, we are laughing at anita sarkizian fnlt you heard the gate. Can we just be fair . Most of the games playing these games, these are the only female asses they will see. Let them have their fun. It is probably almost right but it is a ridiculous thing. I like the spirit of generousity. For you and i that may have been the case. If we were going night after night on our ataris the girls were not there. These guys are getting all sorts of tail playing the xbox games. But do you think this is a normal thing . No. First off you clearly didnt beat the batman game. He comes in with a great behind. Itit is all in your eyes. Two, it is all sexual. It is on their body. We are more attractive in the shoulders. Thats what attracts women. It is all about sexuality. Look at hollywood. Bradley cooper is playing the elephant man. I know a guy who looks like that. He should have had that job. Everything is over sexual. He works at 7eleven. Are you attracted to this region. I will do my famous walk. Whoa whoa what is the policy on making it rain. Are we allowed to make it rain on the air . The robot arms threw me off. It is a little robotic. She has a point and it is true that the 32 people writing games is a woman. She has a point about perspective. I havent thought about what you brought up and now i am thinking about it. I could be wrong. I a lot of guys are attracted. She talked about identifying with the character. Guys dont president what to look at what our is Society Needs to follow, but it is a money making let the market decide what they want. It is interesting what came first, the butt implant the video game but. We are a butt culture now. Are video games reflect that or become that because of the movies. Have you seen the dark night. They are mimicking the comic books. It is all about you power and perspective. They dont want to see the scene. They want to be in the scene. Men and women do approach the world in a different way. Sometimes we do like to de personalize women. That is a flaw of ours. My son is 7 and he knows the words to babys got back. I dont know if it is a high point. I think it is niki minaj. Oh thats what it is referring to . I thought it was referring to the back. I thought they were backpacking. Dont you want your characters to be like, bad man is a good looking guy. You dont want the hero to be a fat, slob. You want your character whatever it is. Both are sexy and sufflok and cool. Give yourself credit. I wouldnt mind having you in my video console. We will close things out with a bedtime story. Sure, tv has evolved over the years. Its gotten squarer. Brighter. Bigger. Its gotten thinner. Even curvier. But whats next . For all binge watchers. Movie geeks. Sports freaks. X1 from xfinity will change the way you experience tv. Next red eye libertarian candidate gary johnson. Guy white people white people. Weve got problems. You can see what i mean. It doesnt have audio so i narrated it. Roll it. Has ever ever happened to you . What about this . And this . What about this . Has this happened . How about this . Oh, a disaster. What about this . Has this happened to you . What about this and this and this. Have this happened . I what about it this and this. Have this happened and this and this . What about this. What about this. And this . Has this happened to you . How about this . Have this happened . Those are all real things that happen to white people. Lets play it again, but the biggest boner, shall we . You know like white people problems. I used to do a lot of commercial acting. Why white people. It is coincidentally they are in all of the infomercials. It is never a fat person of color. It is always a fat white guy. Really . Where is that protest we have more color in the before photo. And oprah is running that. Weight watchers. She bought into it. That was the stock before she said she would be their spokesperson. White people do have a lot of problems. I am worried about the coffee. I feel some days i can do the coffee without the cup. I have done those things stapled my hand and put it under a cup of steaming coffee. That may not be a white thing that may be a tom thing. That may be a shoe lieu problem. Maybe. I stepped on a nail before how about you . Do you walk around construction sites. Finish this up, greg. I have had all of those problems this morning. Very excited to see my goals to tv. Dont put a bowl in the microwave because that will happen to you. Yeg snow saw win chee and that does it for me your host tom shillue and ill see you next time. Like renters insurance. More ways to save. Nice, brotato chip. Thats not all, brotein shake. Geico has motorcycle and rv insurance, too. 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