A mad fan boy page. Thats even better. He has the itch if you want to scratch. The senior fellow for the heartland. And just like italian cruises his oneliners kill. Sam morrell. And sitting right next to me, the cracker with the doublebarrel eating at Cracker Barrel whose drawl is slower than a jenny craig marathon. Singer and songwriter larry gatlin. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Oh yeah, she puts the skirt in skirting the system. The Hillary Clinton email controversy is finally going away. It is something nobody is saying. Fox news reports the former secretary of state had multiple email addresses on a private server. That information coming from a prominent source in the Hacking Community named lou daabs. And politico says her email violated Clear Cut State Department Rules that it has been in place in 2005. For more lets go to the red eye senior political correspondent. Just a mad clintons camp had one private email. Shouldnt we just take them at their worst . Of course we can trust the clintons. It is the best feature of hillarys home brewed reset button. The other thing i have to say is this from my perspective is a gold mine for additional stories. I particularly want to read the various emails she has gotten over the years from people like susan rice saying are we really blaming this on a Youtube Video . Loris learner says i lois lerner said i learned it by watching you. Others saying we are just down here on a mission of growth and creating lots of jobs, lots and lots of jobs. And the followup would be a thank you note from susan saying thank you for throwing me under the bus. I love those sunday morning shows. There is so much dirt to be had there i would love to read them all. Larry, is this a big deal or a really big deal . According to whose side of the deal you are on. People say that the clintons think they are above the law. They dont just think it, they are. So far nothing that anybody has ever hit them with has stuck. They are as asbestos or teflon. If she gets the nomination, i think it might matter to the policy wonks and the politicos leading up to it. If she gets the nomination like romneys 47 that said they are going to vote they will vote for her anyway. Because free cell phones . Free servers maybe . Think of the freebies. Just a little tote bag like away from the voting booth. That would be neat. Silicon valley is lining up. Sam, how many email accounts do you have . America wants to know . I have plenty. I do a day browser and a night browser. Bill has a few private email accounts, dont you think . Big bill a g mail . I dont know. The yahoo account is always the one. Is that where it is . I wasnt sure. I am still on aol. I have dial up though. Thats grandmas who are getting ripped off. It is a lot faster than was previously advertised. Joanne, the most important question that has come up so far, should Hillary Clinton be impeached . Of course. Always. More than once. Several times. We can impeach several times right . It is nuts that we find all of this out about these various accounts from a hacker. And you think your private email have not been hacked . Like yours are safer there with you . Im assuming thats what she is going to say that it is better with her. So you dont trust having a government address . It doesnt look good on you or the government so you are not a person that i trust to go into 2016. And these white house hackers used a Service Called the harvester. They went through and harvested harvested and they did Penetration Testing on hillary. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Lets rerack that. Well be back after a word from our sponsors. What . Some people say that she is just weathering the storm and waiting for right wingers to go too far and make it a bigger deal than it really is fnlt is that go is to happen . Will the clinton strategy work . I can say it always has before. I dont think it is working. Her not saying anything is making her look bad. She did tweet. She said she would turn it over to the state assembly and she would give it to the public. Thats admirable. She has dwot the server. Shes got the server. She can open it up like a briefcase and shake it out on her desk to be and then all of the emails are there for the public. She can do that. Shes got the power. Very good. Instead of baking pies perhaps they should be spies. British lawmakers are urging security agencies to recruit middle aged women and mothers to become secret agents. Yeah, breast pump. The intelligence and Security Committee which oversees the three spy agencies believes a more Diverse Group of spoofs is crucial to dealing with the threat to the uk. I think they are right. If all intelligence professionals are cut from the same close sharing similar backgrounds and characteristics then they are likely to share unacknowledged biases. That has never been a problem in the spying community. Theater 7 of staffers 37 of staffers in British Intelligence agencies are female. Should that change . Yes. There should be more than pen and women should be paid more. No one is talking about the salaries, and i think we need to. I think we need to expose that as well. Truly when talking about maybe a bias or being cut from the same cloth, i think it is fine so long as the job is done truthfully and it makes sense that the they are cut from the same cloth because they have a similar skill set. They share talent. So long as these middle aged women that can get the job done it. Can you imagine a mom on the phone. Hey, gosh, put a gun together . No ive got at least 45 minutes on the ham. No i am not going to switch it to broiler. You son of a gunderson. Moms have eyes in the back of their heads. Wouldnt they make better spies because they can naturally multi task . Thats one of the good things. My mom dad especially, but mom taught him. Mom knew when i was considering to think about doing something that was beyond the pale of the mothers women have that really that sounds sexist. You are complimenting them and saying how good it is. Moms are the best. It seemed like as i saw part of the article you talked about how the other spies couldnt just all the time look like james bond. It would be jane bond. It is a practical usage. Maybe diversity for a real reason instead of diversity for its own sake. Jewel law child was a great julia child was a great spy. Moms are the best busy bodies and the best torturers out there. In place of water boarding you have intra create emotionally games to get the truth out of you. Are you a praying man . I am. Then you need to get on your nees right now. Thats some of the worst things anybody has said. They guilt you into doing horrible things . The thing that is important is they are dwood field agents. Martha stewart uses a knife better than anybody you can meet in the world. She would be a great spy. Thats a good point. If they said pretend his liver is an onion. How would you chop it . Thats a challenge. Or if it was chobbed liver. How would you turn it into flagra. She has been in prison. I mean she knows how to handle her stuff. My maam went through stuff all the time 6789. She said i am the government, sam. They are basically north korean dictators. I would come home drunk and she would smell me to see if i was drunk or high. The hug and sniff is the mom breathalyzer. Breathe on me. No weirdo. I will go to my room and put visine in my eyes. What makes up for the last of a diverse amount of spy body in the United States . We need more diversity in the United States. Now we need a quota system . Thats what you are saying . Not a quota system, but we should hire people with all sorts of skills. It may have some interesting ideas to take on various challenges. It is insight into breathe on me. Joe, you are a big fan of musical theater and i believe you are in an off broadway show right now. Yeah. What about some of the musical theater. You would want actors who could get into the role and they will commit to it. You need the method ago they actors. They will be committed to it. Im sure the paycheck is greater than those contracts. I believe he was working for the cia. Maybe i am a minimalist. They are not dangerous. They are delicious. Pop tart guns could be legal in nevada. They introduced legislation that would de criminalize the pastry pistols along with finger guns and one brought in toaster tweets for the Education Committee to show how phon threatening they true are. That looks great. My worry is someone will get a threeday printer and a light strawberry glaze. Could they replicate the tiny marks . Good point. A second grade boy was suspended after he chewed his pop tart into the shape of a menacing weapon. You can see it and it is not okay. The state board of education upheld the punishment saying it was pashted because of the warranted and has behaviors. We asked for a comment. I am just waiting for nutria to scamper into the kitchen. Maybe they were already full after eating the human corpse. Joanne what do you think about this . Do you think that the real winner here is the state of nevada or the students or the pop tarts . Definitely the pop tarts. They are delicious and they got a lot of free advertising because of the controversy thats been happening for awhile now. I understand why the schools have had a zero tolerance policy in nevada in 1999 after columbine. They had a rule that you could expel kids for particularly anything. You didnt need a lot of background even if they wrote in papers about guns or gun violence. They had that option. And we have seen students suspended for gurning jury journaling. I get that they want to come back that. You are stifling children and setting them up for failure. Backtracking a little bit is a good idea. Are schools lacking in common sense . Somebody has to defend the country and maybe you start out with a pop tap gun. I think that the real question is is what happens when the government cracks down on this new prarm of form of weapon. These pop starts cant be a part of the food program. Wraib thats why they are going after them. This is a gun. Exactly. Thats a real thing. Inevitably we will end up with a scandal where pop tarts are walked across the border and given to the Mexican Cartel and who knows what will happen. Or the Company Moves to nevada and their School System is over return. One of the biggest problems and i have two kids in public school. My daughters kindergarten class they are not allowed to run in the playground which is crazy. A lot of parents are outraged. How are these zero tolerance policies intraininging. When they are so afraid, running is kind of an activity that a lot of kids do. Kids run. They are talking about sending kids home from school for having a pop tart that somebody first of all in a country that you wont the janet or teacher and principal they have a permit in case they come if with real guns and not pop tart guns. If they would send these kids home for chewing out a pop tart looking like a gun they would have sent us to quintin. You shoved up with revolvers,. Whats your point . In seventh grade it is like a man a 7yearold man. Texas is not a conceal carry state. It is let them know you have it. I know you like nevada schoolboy, but if you were a nevada schoolboy would you test the bill to see if you can find the limits . I would test it if i could get closer than 500 feet. This is not an issue. If it was toaster strudel, i would understand. Member the glaze . I worry if it is guys. It is never a female shooter. They murder their boyfriend and husband and they dont will strangers. I was like i can kill anything. Woman says that was passive aggressive. A little kt killing me softly. I have heard that time and time again. Thats what all of the critics say. You cannot believe what . It is beautiful. I think that i am going to go to the gun range with a handful of pastries and see how my fame is. Coming up, i get red eye out of my system by dousing myself in visine. A groom fakes his own kidnapping at their wedding. The bride states her love love for him. Hello, luscious dumpling. It went from wedding to beheading or so it appeared. Yes a 25yearold groom in egypt staged an isis kidnapping. How clever. It was a whimsical wedding day prank. Where is ashton kutcher. His grooms men dressed as jihadys with naughty bodies carrying knives and carried a cage to the dance floor and kidnaps the couple while a remax of the isis anthem played. Once they were in the cage the music changed and a dance party began. The bride claimed after the momentarily panic she was actually amused. The cage you are scaring us with we are dancing inside. Very good. Weddings were never so much fun in the middle east. Others called the prank tasteless. I think this just shows the creativity and sometimes, ben, you just have to laugh. Are isis kidnappings the new form of romance over there . I would say i think this is a situation that i mean what other ideas has this guy had during the course of their relationship . Has he burst through her apartment door at some point as a way to say hi . I am not sure that this level of humor which may really work over there transports necessarily here. Maybe we dont understand it. Maybe he is sitting around with his friends and they are watching the viral youtube individual. S and people dancing up in the aisles. It is difficult to rep replicate. Then he wants to throw Current Events into it. He throws another layer why. Would he have been terrified, or would you have joined in and made it a threesome. I am not on board with this and i think it is quite weird. I guess there are comic examples. We are upset if known shows up to a gig. Three people on this bus so i guess i will do it. It is watered. I dont think it spices up a marriage ceremony. A potential beheading . Maybe a divorce but not a marriage. Would you be happy if your groom surprised you this this way . No. He didnt look terrified when they tried to kidnap the bride. He did a fake harm, but your acting has to be better. Fors flash flash mob. God forbid they go after weddings and the people think it is a ruse. Thats why i dont like pranks like this. You never have. No one will take it seriously. It would make a bad wedding crashers sequel too. They can do the hang over hang over four because the world is begging for it. It weirded me out when i read this whole thing. My wife, janice and i we walked down the aisle at a Little Church and she had the flowers and they played. Flowers at a wedding . Really . And there was 5 you can google it. Going from the church in owe december saw and the flowers to me singing is this owe december saw odes russia . No, odessa which is a prequel. It is hard for a 66yearold grandfather to get by hind the whole. Maybe we are culturally limited. Do you think that was a post wedding rationalization. We are ad dancing in the cages and you are killing people. If i may. You may. Lets talk about me a i wrote a song called you gut less coward or you will have to dye [. How much have you barrowed. You gut less, worthless coward you are gone that have to kill me. Do lexington and cord cord mean anything to you how about boppinger hill and that is a set up. Gee you are not the first. You dont squeeze. You are not the first to ever try to kill me. What makes you think i will turn and run i want to live in pete you will be staring down the barrel of my gun because im an american with a remington. And i know how to use it. It is funny because on one level we are making fun. But if we think the goofy guys dont know that shun or greg or anyone who has taken a stand. I wouldnt put it past them. I would go out and sact like and act like a prank. They are clever. I dont know which is longer, marriage or the set up to the joke. You have a long lifetime to be on the show. I am hung over. I dont know if i have that many. Deal with it. It is a career move sam come on. It really is. And i think i dont mean to be judgmental, but they lots a little bit of the romance in the middle east. I dont like the idea of the irony. Her husband asked for several yards of black fabric. She didnt know why. It is what they made their head gear with. I was hoping it would be something romantic. Usually some somebody asks for at a wedding. Maybe they have prent speeds. Brides get married in red or beige or something in i may have said that. She is a vision of beige. I am almost certain of it. Coming up music hall and oats go to court or the plastic surgeon. First, a word from our sponsor. If you are hungry for a can truth open kennedys nuts. In the worlds first ever threeway same6 samesex marriage. On valentines day the men named art, bell and joke, no joke. Seriously those are their names. They exchanged vows in a beautifulry thailand does not recognize gay marriage. I dont know if they recognize threesomes. They were able to get hitched under buddhist law. They were already dating when they realized that bell was the perfect addition to their trio. Some people may not agree and are probably amazed by our decision. But we believe many do, understand and accept our choice. Love is love. That is so stunningly beautiful. I am deeply moved by the story as are you, joanne almost to the point of tears. How perfect is that . It is a circle around a triangle and the circle is like a wedding band. Three points it is perfect. Around a triangle that has three sides and three angles. Hence the term triangle. It is pent to be. I think highly of those who enter into a commitment like marriage. I dont even know if i could commit to one person let alone two. I wont judge. I think thats wonderful. However, i am a very jealous person and i know most of humanity is so somebody will be feeling left out. Thats human nature, right . When ever there is a play date someone is always left out. Bffs you can only have one. Or an exhausting honeymoon. Larry, honestly do you think this has a chance of lasting . I think they have a 33 chance better than anyone else. Straight men say dont get me wrong. We have a lot of gay friends. Is that what you are about to use . Yes. It is hard sometimes for a guy who really likes girls to thats what he said. Well, back that can be a penetrating moment for hillary. This is a clean show. My goodness. After three or four minutes sitting on your right i figure i can get away with anything. I love that about you. As a straight man it is kind of hard to get the whole who does the pitching and who does the catching. I didnt realize this would be a physiology lesson and they have a starting lineup for the nba. Have you ever considered marrying two other people . Why not . I dont care. It is not the fairy tale story i read as a child. Who cares . And they are like the size of two american gay dudes. I think it evens out. I think i just read in the journal science that it is about the weight ratio in a relationship. If you slit it evenly among the number of people it is the same thing. Now ben are you disappointed that your marriage to larry and sam at the end of the show is not going to be counted as a first . I am a little disappointed. I hink we did read the it fairy tale. It is alice in wonderland. The thing i think is wonderful about this and beautiful about the argument for these types of things and i think this is why they are going to ultimately prevail as may gairnlgs is you can make gay marriages you can make it easy. A man sandwich. We could all be married to Justin Timberlake. I mean come on. Wont you like to be married to Justin Timberlake . If you are a tee party mom wouldnt you like to be married to micro . Row is great. Justin timber lane i would invite him to teach choreography and would be a wonderful support. Who wouldnt like being married to him . Lets just get married to him now. What would you get them as a wedding present. His his and his towels. You are absolutely right. Maybe it works with the same 6 mirnlg. If it were a traditional marriage like i just said i wouldnt invite Justin Timberlake. I would never arent you being i dont know. The jessica biel thing i dont think you need to be intimidated by that, right . You are probably right. I was tapping my shoe, are you almost done . From try yows to duos there is nothing funny about nut n honey. The suit claims the name and the mark hall and oats is an obvious play on the hall and oats mark. It was selected in an effort to trade off the fame and notoriety associated with the artist. The musical duo was seeking damages and demand the owner of the graw noel law company be executed. Here is fie favorite here is my favorite hall and oats songs. It was a rough night in philly. I think they were just getting married, all three of them. Hall and oats anded fred. Hall and oats and joke. They always leave him out. Speaking of the stria angle, ding, ding ding. The wife beater and the mustache not a time less look. Speak for yourself. I love john staw john stoci l and i always will. Who do you love more, hall and oats . Maneater is my theme song. We will be right back. After a word with our attorney. My issue is they are selling it on 27 for a three pook. 3 pack. You are making a killing off of me and my friends who love graw noel law. I have to side with hall and oats. Thee is getting money out of people who are 2r50euing to clean out their pipes who are trying to clean out their pipes. What . It would be a great wedding gift, am i right . Clean out the system making room for more love because love is love. Has anyone tried to intraining on your trademark and that is not a few pho mitch. My friend john cash. Yall remember that . John, you know, john. Jr on the birth certificate. I was going to sue a newspaper for awful things they said about me that were not true. I was getting raked over the ciewls. He said you need to understand something, boy there is nothing as bad publicity unless they have a picture of you crewing a a screwing a goat. Well i didnt have one. I wrote a song called all the gold in california. If these oats people want to call it all of the oats in california i will do the ad and bring the brothers. I understand the copy write infringement, but get over it. Have hall and oats ever been discussed on red eye . Not enough. You know there is a hotline, an 800 of number that says call in. You can call and punch in a number. Foreman eater, press one. For private eyes press two. If they take away the hole and oats my thaim is 51 just do all of the oats in california. That would be great. It is upsetting it took five years to figure out it is going on. 2 makes me think they are not living a healthy lifestyle. It took this long then it is the shoft the soft jimmy dean. This graw noel law company is a rich girl. She can rely on the old mans money time for a break. Jane fonda, fond of her and you will be too when we come back. Oh i hope it is one of jane is not fonda the patriarc key. Oh the actress and womens equality advocate says the male power structure has been wounded. Quote, but there is nothing more dangerous than a wounded beast. In an interview she called it the most impractical problem humanity faces blaming it for the rise in terrorism and the destruction of the planet. Despite the grames women have made over the years fonda thinks more work needs to be done to achieve true gender equality. For more lets go to red eyes women issue correspondent. Living the dream. Ben does she have a point . I do bow to gregriella and i think she has an uh qard winning actress and someone who made millions of dollars and become poply known around the world. I think she may be speaking a little too closely from the perspective of the life of ted turner. Jpg thats what is i think thats what is going on. Input ted turner and every single one of the sentences now i understand. Maybe we should send her back to her therapist. Is it really possible for men and women to be equal . Especially in arm wrestling. I have seen some excellent female arm wrestlers on the show. They have great. Men and women are not supposed to be equal in my eyes. We havent from talents and skills. Women to my knowledge are the only ones natural born who can push a small rule through their loins. I have done it. She is right. We we dont need to be preaching it from the top of the buildings as we are. You can see someone carry a baby for nine months and rarely see a full time you said that is the way it should be. We should run everything. Good lord yall are smarter than we are and tougher than we are. I think the world could use a couple of gandhis and margaret thatchers. Im all for that. As far as ms. Fonda i will quote quickly two great political philosophers. One Ronald Reagan said the democrats they noah lot just what they know is wrong. I will quote Ronald Reagan. The yore willy nelson. You cant play nothing, if you dont got nothing to say it is like what is next . You run out of things to say. You want to take off a leg warmer and put her in a hole. Coming up, beer bottles for babies . Ahhh. Beautiful day in baltimore where most people probably know that geico could save them money on car insurance, right . You see the thing is geico well, could help them save on boat insurance too. Hey okay. Im ready to come in now. Hello . Im trying my best. Seriously, im. Im serious. Request to come ashore. Geico. Saving people money on more than just car insurance. What a liar. He just called me a lying hussey. I will see you on kennedy monday 10 00 p. M. It is on the fox business network. A new red eye returns on monday. Guests include mcdowell and Bonnie Mcfarland and anthony and dan soder. Beer bottles for babies. It is the subject of tonights an online retailer is selling baby bottles that look like beer bottles. I am turning into nancy grace. The Company Behind lil loggers doesnt think infants should drink beer bold stance and insists their product is tongue in cheek. Some say it sends the wrong message and could directly or indirectly promote under age drinking. Really is a sixmonthold say like man i wish i was drinking hopps and barley. And they are good at disseminating tongue in cheek . Gerber will do their food like a big doobie. Writing this down. Doobie brothers. Have you done a lot of singing you have done a lot of singing. We are paying a lot of royalties. My favorite has a line about strapping kids in and giving them a little vodka. But put it in a regular baby bottle . At least they wont they wont have a hard time getting the baby to burp. Will it be used by babies or frat boys . Babies already act drunk. They slur their words and they get to second base with your wife. Motor boat. Sam brings up a good point. Maybe if we had more breastfeeding in this country we wouldnt be offering children bottles and we wouldnt be offering them beer bottles. Joanne you are known as the house lush. Will you be purchasing one of these little logger baby models. You can match with your kid. W45 is not funny though is this costs 12. 11. 99. I can make that for 40. 50. What about when you tag on shipping is processing. Make it yourself. Just plug a nipple on to your tvr. Wash it and put milk in it. Everything is a Cost Effective thing. I am a girl on a budget. And how much can you get a ruffle for . A special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky. That does it for me. I am