It never ends. It is a National Disaster and americas most trust trusted tv news men. Why couldnt he be suspended . Andy levey. He made me a throw rug of his chest hair . Joe devito. His first comedy album is available called first date with joe devito. And he is so british he farts scones. Staff writer charles cook. Yay a block. The lede. Thats the first story. They are crying over brian. Nbc news says Brian Williams has been suspended for six months without pay. As my racket ball partner lou holt fills in for the nightly news anchor the question now becomes is williams ever coming back . If not, who will take his place . Thats two questions. Whatever. One person siding with brian is piers morgan who writes the daily male, quote Brian Williams, im sure will never embellish a story again nor i suspect put himself in the middle of it. He will be a better reporter and anchor as a result. In fact Brian Williams is now the news anchor i would trust the most on american television. It is like an arsonist if an arsonist is busted. He probably wont do it again because he got caught. A slightly more successful cable news anchor had words of kindness for williams. Every public person in this country is a target. With the internet and you know what it is. It is a sewer. These people delight in seeing famous people being taken apart. I just think it is wrong. I dont like this taking and destroying people for sport business. I dont like. It and so if there is a doubt with Brian Williams i am going to give it to him. Creator of pin head of the week, my friend. Todays shows co anchor Savannah Guthrie not furniture. We have the Savannah Guthrie. The collection. She may replace williams if he leaves. Another option is to replace williams with two bunnies in cups. After the blender it doesnt look the same. Charles, i want to ask you about piers morgan, but i dont. Lets stick to the suspension. Six months without pay and he makes 10 million a year so he gets 5 million taken saw way which could have been spent on something perhaps like shiny ties. Do you think his punishment is fair unfair or fair or unfair . I think it is fair. I dont understand the i spend a lot of my time writing against mobs. The problem with mobs is when they go after somebody with their opinion and somebody stands up and says they disagree with the majority Brian Williams is being targeted because he lied. And he is a news anchor. You wouldnt say if a mechanic repaired a car badly and somebody died you wouldnt say look at the mob. You would say he didnt do his job. It is not as if he stood up and said i believe in space aliens and everyone said you now need to be crucified. It is an error and it is not an opinion of joe. Do you agree with oreilly that the internet is a sewer . I want to tell you he does work here and he could ruin your life. I like when oreilly says the internet he talks about one of the preachers when they smashed the rock and roll records. He is ruining americas youth. He is right about the opinion. He is right about that but he is wrong on i have heard people say Brian Williams, everybody lies a little bit. His only job is to tell the truth. He is not here to sing songs. He is here telling Great Stories and his job is to tell the truth and thats why it matters. If i hide something on my driving record, thats not a great thing to do. If i am applying to be a bus driver, it is a big deal. I think it is important and one thing i think is weird is that when people miss remember and deflate whatever nonsense verb they are using they dont diminish themselves. It is not like, you said you were flying in coach to las vegas and it turns out you lead the doolittle raid in tokyo. I get it mixed up in my head. Where i come out is not important. If you became a bus driver all of the kids would call you beardo. They would call me that now. It would be more pronounced. It is beardo the weirdo. And it would end and you strangle somebody and you would be all over the news. Joanne what is his face . He is at 835. It is awful what they are doing. I love what piers morgan said. No one ever says that. Let me explain why i love it. You learn from the mistake and he would be the most trot worthy. Cash cash trustworthy. What he said is i hosted a failed show. If you give me another one it will be a success because i learned from the failed show. Piers morgan was basically saying he has done it. Isnt that saying i have done the same thing maybe . He is a regailer. He certainly is, but he has also made a significant number of mistakes and on two continents. I didnt have to leave england because i had disgraced myself so much i was in another country. I did. I did i had to do quickly. The thing i love about Brian Williams story is he miss remembered. He remembered so much that he said i was at 100 feet at 100 knots in the airplane and the walls were gray and i was wearing these shoes, but he couldnt remember that he wasnt there. Minor detail. John stewart tried to save him in two ways. One he said that he made fun of the media for making fun of him or tearing him apart, unlike the way they treated the socalled lies behind the iraq war. And then he announced he is leaving which also helps Brian Williams because he becomes a story. I think the story here is that and the whole john stewart thing by the way was said a bunch of time before that but you couldnt tell that from the coverage of john stewart. Of all of the lies told about iraq this is the one we are going to get mad at, thats phony posturing and i am not surprised stewart is losing his job over it. I dont know how long. It is an indeaf fat suspension. Indefinite suspension. Williams is leaving six months. And rosey is leaving the view. Measles what . Am i right . Measles what. Almost a sentence, joanne. Almost. Exactly. That should be a medical segment for you. Measles what. It is broken english and a lot of crying babies. Greg one of the things i dont think people mention when they talk about somebody like this who lies to make themselves more important in a story when you look at what he said when he was covering hurricane katrina, there was a body flying by and there was bedlam. You cant say who does that hurt. There was a Hotel Manager who did a lot of heroic things to make sure that hotel had police guarding it and had medical supplies for people. When he tells a lie to make it better he is den gnaw grating a lot of people who did hard work. Thats the whole stolen valor. When you do that it is a story thought being told about somebody else. Thats why i never talk about my military service. I would like to point out if nbc goes with lester holt over Savannah Guthrie they are sexist and if they dwo with Savannah Guthrie over lester holt they are racist. Melissa harris perry is the only choice. I was going with whoopi goldberg. That would be great also jewish. Also tends to wet herself which i find interesting. Can we defeat their every twreet . Tweet. On tuesday isis supporters threatened the obama family. How dare they . The magazines twitter profile was changed to show a masked militant, and it is probably snowden, and the hackers wrote happy bloody valentines day michelle obama. We are watching you girls and your husband. Meanwhile, the day before the president was asked if the media over states the Terror Threat and he said absolutely. How did i read that . Absolutely. I dont blame the media for that. What is the famous saying about local news casts right . If it bleeds it leads, right . Never heard that one before. Where is he being interviewed anyway . Thats incredible. He did acknowledge that there is reason for concern. It is entirely legitimate for the American People to be deeply concerned when you have a bunch of violent, vicious zelits who behead people or randomly shoot a bunch of folks in a deli in paris. He is doing an ad for suits. Thats what it is. It is an ad for mens warehouse. On tuesday a Department Spokeswoman was asked about the random when he mentioned it just now the random attack on a kosher deli. Does the administration really believe these the victims in this attack were not singled out because they were of a particular faith . As you know i believe if i remember the victims specifically there were not all victims of one background or one nationality. The administration believes this is an antijewish an attack on Jewish Community in paris . I dont think we are going to speak on behalf of french authority. Thank god for that. Meanwhile, a red eye red eye the show. I make fun of her and then i screw everything up. Yep. You are still on probation so it doesnt matter. Red eye asked a baby goat what what. What, what. What what. Oh well, shut up, goat. Jo in the outrage cycle now in the conservative press and conservative media is the word random. What he is basically saying is it is obvious jews were targeted and murdered because they were jews. Of course. That would be a Horrible Police report. Certain people of an unknown nationality in an undisclosed location speaking of undisclosed location, i dont know what bunker he is in. He tells us not to worry and he is in a concrete basin. He cant bring himself to say the words. It is so frustrating. You listen to him and you listen to his spokes herch person there and they are playing a madlibs game where they say blank people attacked it was muslim extremists who attacked people in france. They went to a kosher deli to kill jews. I dont know what the problem is, but you can see he has to do this thing in his head where he cant bring himself to say it. It is an issue with language that happened with talking about terror attacks in ben benghazi and fort hood. The same. When i look at that video i think he got five suits for two. Is it Hickey Freeman . I am not sure. Joseph a banks. He got five suits for two. I dont know how they do the math on those suits charles. That bothers me. Back to this random thing. They are not going to let go of this. My feeling is they have chosen this road and they are obsessed with language and obsessed with not offending people. In their obsession of not offending people they step on everybody else and cant stop. It is a thing they cant change. Was there a question in there . No. I think when he said it a few people raised their eyebrows and i wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt. We have all miss spoken. And then today they present the same question to everybody. They said actually we completely agree with the president. I think he said it was random and it is difficult to work it out. To me it is indicative of a world view. He is basing the notion on the statement that the presumption that not too many people have died in america recently which is true. The problem with 9 11 was not just the number of people that died. It was fact that it ruined the economy for awhile. It sent the country into a tailspin. I think as the president it is not as if you can legitimately saying we should be looking at other things when your First Priority has to be to protect the country. Exactly. I have said this before. Their terror is their Global Warming. They have switched the thing so that it is he believes you cant there is no such thing as doing too much on Global Warming, right . Thats the way he should think about terror but they flipped it. If you took a statement on terror and took out terror and put in Global Warming it would be inter advantageable for him. And everyone who works for him. Comparing the language would be fascinating today when they are talking about the threat the jewish people face, i saw it myself a few weeks ago in paris and the threat people are supposedly facing from Global Warming. A guy Walking Around in tennessee Walking Around saying i am terrified this morning. Do you think the media pays too much attention to terror . I dont think it is that. It is possible they picked a kosher deli because they wanted a kanish and it was random. We dont know. We just dont know. It is pre sum shoes to even suggest. I am glad he didnt say randos in assisted of random. I am just happy they didnt say rando. I want my government to be better at lying. The random thing was so laughable that even a fairly reliable lap dog was shaking his head. Shaking his hand. Eventually they got to it and all they had to do in the first place is say of course the kosher deli attack was targeted at jews. The president didnt mean to apply it was not antiseem terrorism. What he meant was it was random because the victims were going about their business. It was an easy fix. Instead of doing that they waited because as long as it was just conservatives they didnt care and it didnt matter. It was after they were going around saying i know we are usual usual lee here to explain it away and then they realize we have to back off this one. Joanne, what do you make of the lapping wedge disaster . I think he needs to take lessons from me. I have a way with words. He is confusing the things it leads it leads. And sex sells. He was saying oh the media is not covering Global Warming because it is not sexy. By saying that you are saying the beheadings and the tragedies are sexy which they are not. They need to cover it. And of course the public will be upset. They should be. National security and safety is threatened. It is insulting to people who believe in this. I am titilated by bloodshed . Maybe that is true, but we are not going there. 9 11 is the biggest thing that happened if my lifetime and it is not because it was titilating. It is because it was horrifying. It is not going to change and it is not going to be Global Warming. Coming up, ballerinas graceful artists or say tan nick succubines. And a new segment about celebrities and justice. It is called celebrity and justice. Bulldog what what . Mattress discounters president s day sale ends president s day . But mattress discounters has the Largest Selection of memory Foam Mattresses under one roof comforpedic. Icomfort. Posturepedic hybrid. And wow get up to four years interestfree financing on the entire tempurpedic cloud collection and, get a queen size serta mattress and box spring set for just 397. Mattress discounters president s day sale ends president s day mattress discounters hello and welcome to celebrity justice. I am judge jono. Thanks fortuning in. To thanks for tuning in. Tonight papa johns serves up some punishment. It all started last weekend when grammy nominee iggy izalea was delivered a pie with a side of harassment. Yes, as she revealed on twitter, the delivery guy shared her cell phone number with his family. The text reads hello is this iggy izaela. My brother delivered something from papa johns to you. I am your number one fan. Call me back. She retweeted when an employee steals information it is data breech illegal. There are steps a corporation is supposed to follow afterward. Papa johns eventually responded a Company Spokesperson said papa johns has taken appropriate disciplinary action with regard to the employ evolved. We are reaching out directly and hope to resolve the incident and make it right. And now we go to panel for a reaction. Joe, thank you for joining us. Will you be sleeping better knowing that iggy has seen justice . It is sad that a lot of people are giving her a hard time. She just ate a papa johns pizza. Hasnt she suffered enough . Garbage. What we are over looking is one of the pain americas of being a pizza delivery guy is you can get fired at anytime and it wont affect any future prospect. And if pornography taught us nothing, pizza delivery guys are not afraid to improvise. Thank you for your input. We have flown you from another country. Which one . I dont know. Will you be eat thrg and will you boy will you be eating there and will you boycott this. I may be subject to data breeches. I understand why she is so upset, but i am not completely sure she had to crucify the person in public. If i were her and i am not if i were her i may have taken this more privately. But, andy is there anything more satisfying than shaming the Little People on twitter . No, there isnt. It is a fake rapper mad at a pizza place. She is really good at using accents that are not her real one. The biggest loser is the dominos social media team. They did nothing. They should have been all over this. At least digorno said delivery, shake my head. She tweeted i know, right . Team dominos shake my head. Thats right. I am shaking mine. Greg . Yes. You are the closest theme to a celebrity we have on this pabl right now on this panel right now. How important is your privacy sph. In the very much at all. If you have ever seen the way i live i dont have blinds in my apartment. You can see everything. First i want to call you on something. You said she went after that pizza person made a mistake. You contridicted yourself. Brian williams made a mistake. You could easily fire the pizza guy without having to make a public deal of it. Brian williams would be naturally news because he is on television. I am going to come out against iggy azalea because her fans are young and dumb and they do young and dumb things. She went to punish somebody for being a fan. Thats ridiculous. She punished somebody for being a fan. Thats true. Thats not my point. She went after a fan. Does president she have an underling . And papa johns needs to do an online delivery. They need that awesome dominos thermometer i am watching waiting for my pizza like tell me where your delivery man is. I think it is great. Watching the pizza come to my house and i get so excited i can barely contain myself. The thing is papa johns has not said what the punishment will be, but how far should they go, andy this execution possibly . I think the guy should be suspended for as long as you keep doing that voice. Or just watch it over and over and over. Do you know who i think is to blame . The pot. The pot is to blame for all of this pizza eating. It is ruining our society. A drug dealer would have known not to give out your number. And on that point, is your tv listening to your conversations . The only childrens Birthday Party made to eliminate daddy issues. Do women flock when they talk . The sexiest accent goes to not the germans. Actually it goes to the brits. Those who say tomato have the most pants dropping pronunciation. The american accent is second sexiest will toed by ireland and australia and france, all place wheeze beat in world war one, fyi. I guess we should go to you since you have been australia wasnt there in world war one were they . We have different history books in england. Get the right one and then call pea. Do you have phones over there . The indians stole them in world war three. What do you make of your accent and why do american women in particular find it so attractive . Women find it so attractive . It is n a english accent. The welsh and the scottish. I think the people who responded to that have immensely good taste. Sometimes i listen to myself in the morning and i say, yes, that is extraordinarily sexy. If i didnt have to go to work i didnt know where i would end up. You save a lot in pornography by talking. I could speak to myself. I have a recording do device that joanne, are you attracted to men with british accents . I am not. I think it is very unamerican. It is an education thing. I think we think people with especially english accent are more educated. You know what it is . It is celebrities with accents make us swoon and we think every man with an accent is jude law or hugh jackman or John Travolta in stayin alive if thats your deal. Then you realize they are drugs or criminals with a funny way of talking. It allows criminals to get further along in their criminal caw drear. I saw the talented mr. Ripley. I think thats what it was called. Have you ever faked an accent . I figure you are the type of guy that will do that. You cant hear through the stalking. They will be on a date with the scottish girl and that will be the loudest accept. It will be the first time i had to say shush. You made a good point. The american accent is number two. Are you talking about texas or brooklyn. A southern accent from a good looking blonde woman with big hair, i like that. Roy clark . I love roy clark. The accent from the sheriff who pulled you over is terrifying. You reversed everything for me. I am the exact opposite. Anyway, andy what about this whole smarter thing . I think british children are adorable with accents. Who cannot forget the movie oliver . I can. You are a weirdo. I think the english accent is due to the johnny depp movie. It is fresh in our hendz and we are thinking yeah thats the one. I am worried about johnny depp. Is anybody staying with him . He just got married. Oh i love how it lumps entire countries as if every english accent or american accent is the same. There is nothing sexy about a long island accent. It is spes i can if places in the countries it is specific places in the countries with the accent. For my money you just cant beat a new orleans accent. I believe it is nawlins. They are faring well on the list. Why is that . Maybe people are maybe they cant interpreted it. Maybe it is shakespear yen plays that created a bias. I dont know. You want to hear shakespear in an australian accent would be extraordinary. We say it will be charming but british accents can be positively frightening. If you hear a builder or anybody that ends their sentence in love whats it gonna be love you will get hit in the face, correct this. Yes. Or yelling oy. The character begby anybody who was in straw dogs other than dustin hoffman. Susan george scares me. Are you watching tv or is tv watching you . Samsungs smart tv may be spying on people. The voice command for those who are too lazy to find the remote may be recording you and blabbing it later. It reads, please be aware that if your words have personal or Sensitive Information that information will be among the data captured and transmitted to a third party. There are safeguards, but they would. The user candy activate it can de activate it. It would make your smart tv like any other stupid tv. That was a lot of words. Are you worried about this . If i was you living alone with that beard god knows what you get up to. It is just the two of us. It is like you are having face sex with a squirrel. Are you worried about this thing . I dont have the samsung tv but i have the amazon box that you can speak into and i feel horribly for those who have to listen to transcripts to say is this, okay and then talking in the wrong end and the battery pom belying. I prefer the old days. I remember when you used to have to rent videos. I had five memberships and there was one where all i rented was pornography. If you were to profile me based on the data they collected it would be accurate. Thats all they had. What do you make of this . Now the tv would track you watching the pour nothing the pour pornography. I feel bad for the third party. Honey get me a beer and get off the couch. That is when they talk about how evil the cops are, do you think they want to listen to somebody pray five times a day . Give me a break, joanne. Are there other things spying on you, joanne . Nothing needs to spy on me. When i watch tv i always reveal what i am thinking, eating, doing on twitter. Isnt that what you are supposed to do . Thats true. We let everyone know what we are doing at all times so why are people suddenly upset this and buzz kill. It only works when you say, hi tv. You have to say that first. Unless you are married to someone named tv. And then everything you say is encrypted whatever that means. You are not supposed to worry. Andy, you are encrypted. I am. Dont like the voice activated systems. Never liked them, never will. I hate when they talk back. I say put on espn and i say you need to get out. Thats not my tvs business. Switches the channel to the Cooking Network and you are like really . I am watching lifetime movies suddenly . What is that. You can learn a lot from them. But not how to love joanne. Why would i want to learn that . All right, coming up, the mandatory story about booze. Thought cool order it. It is a huge book. G gutfeld. Com. Back in a moment. First here is what is coming up on kennedy tomorrow. Hi, guys, on the next kennedy, jedediah bila will be on the panel. We will see you at 10 00 eastern and 7 00 pacific foreladies night. A writer at gawker is calling for segregation. Drink segregation sorry, jo. Berman wants them to use two separate lines each with their own bartender, one for easy orders like beer and shots, and one for pain in the asses who order cocktails. They say it would save low maintenance customers time and not reward them for being a dbag. So should bars split up the lines . Thats the subject of tonights red eye debate 2015, live from the red eye debate center. Welcome to tonights red eye debate. It is in the bathroom of the filthy oflannerys bar and pub. No vomiting in the sink. Thankfully it is joanne. Joe, do you think this would work . You frequent bars. I dont. My ordering process is simpler. I yell who has weed . They say yes or no. As i was thinking about it, now those cocktail people are probably going to be there is probably potheads rolling their eyes in line because it says do you have the purple hair and the hayes and this and that. Thats true. This is an example of people with way too much time on their hands. Problems for people who dont have real problems. Which line would you fall into . You are a beer drinker i imagine. Many things drink it. Ii obviously have too much time on my hands. I was in a bar in fresno in a strip mall. It is like something out of terminator. I say can i get an oldfashioned . I to the he said double and i said yes. He actually said Shirley Temple and i said yes and he gave me the Shirley Temple and everyone in the bar laughed at me. I want a line where that cant happen. This is my main priority. A bar at a strip mall . Thats on you. Thats really on you. It was behind a taco bell. Thats worse. Where else would it be this. You never want to be behind a taco bell. Thats commitment, thats what that is. I am not sure that was a bar. Behind a taco bell thats kind of i dont know. Thats something bad, joanne. You were a bartender or so you claim. Would this make your job easier . We dont need to do two lines. It is called being a good bartender. People dont mind waiting a moment if they know they are being helped. The way to do it i am modeling the stupid mojito that i hate making. My head is up and you say you want a beer great. I am shaking the cocktail in one hand and pouring a beer in the other. It is easy to do both. And if you cant, prioritize what you need to do and pass off other things to other bartenders. I just cant do this all in this short show. I have so many tips. I was at a bar downtown watching the grammys and the guy i asked for a margarita and the bartender didnt know how to make a margarita. That angered me. I left crying andy, i did. Would you object to this . I dont have a problem with this. One line for the little girls and one for the men who drink alcohol. There were drinks and there were drinks. Making a jack and coke or vodka tonic is not a big deal, but vut jerks who come in and want a mojito. If it was up to me they would be thrown out of the bar and that would solve the problem. Having a separate line works too. Or if you want a specialty cocktail go to a specialty cocktail bar. They pride themselves on the artesian ice. Their margaritas are made with green tea which i had the other day and it was fantastic. What happened to you . It is hydrating. You know what happened to me . I grew up, andy. I dont think you did. I stepped outside and i smelled the roses. Coming up, a sexy prison break after the break. And do you have videos of animals at fox news. Com red eye. Bulldog mattress discounters president s day sale ends president s day . Get up to four years interestfree financing on the entire tempurpedic cloud collection and, get a queen size serta mattress and box spring set for just 397. Mattress discounters coming up tomorrow on the next red eye look at that, yummy. Which one . Cant make up my mind. E block. Last story. Thats the last story. Their luck lead to a prison bust. 28 inmates reportedly escaped from a brazilian jail after three scantily clad women in Fantasy Police costumes this is great, seduced three guards with the promise of an orgy. Ive been there. Apparently the softy trio who left behind these outfits drugged the men with whiskey and handcuffed them to beds naked. Why did they complain . And then they tooked their keys and unlocked the cells and the perps walked out the front door. You are invited to a lot of orgies and how can you tell how many are real . Lets just say this is fake by the way. What did they spike the booze with to get the guards to fall asleep because i would like some. I think if they put these guards on trial which im assuming they will their attorney should pull the same thing on the prosecution and judge and send hot scantily clad women and have them put them to sleep. Even knowing what happened to the guards they will fall for. It they will absolutely fall for it. I have a theory that you can always get another job but you cant get another orgy. They are special moments and several scantily clad fake police women. When i saw the story i saw brazilian jail break and i thought it was a new kind of wabzing. Wherever that situation happened someone has to have the courage to say did someone order strippers . Thats the only question that should have been asked. What did they think when they saw the scantily clad women they said i dont know and then when they offered whiskey they would say that worked out. We were rooting for them to succeed. You watch the sopranos and you are fighting with the mofia. I have been accustomed now. This would have been the best series. I enjoyed the movie when i root for the bad guys. This sounds like seth seth rogens film. It sounds like the plot of what he would do. It goes to show you that men are weak. They are so weak in the presence of women. They should learn some lessons from women my sister taught me when i was younger. Always open your own drink. Do not take a drink a man gives you because there will be something in it and guys need to learn that about women too. Warm are week in the presence of presents. Thank you. Were done. A special thanks to Joanne Joe Devito and andy levey and charles cook. That does it for me. Im greg gutfeld. See you next time. Close that robe. You. That one pull that robe. The Oreilly Factor is on tonight. Marriage is between a man and a woman. No group be they gays, be they nambla, being be they people that believe in bestiality, they dont get to change the definition. For making that statement the Southern Poverty Law Center has put ben carson on extremist list. There is more here that the law center wants you to know. The factor is investigating. We have got to make sure that we are right sizing our approach so that what we do isnt counter productive. I would argue that our invasion of iraq was counter productive. Another american citizen 26yearold Kayla Mueller murdered by the isis terrorist savages, we will tell you how president obama is reacting and continue our